Meat Glue

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00:00In 1959, we identified an enzyme called transglutaminase, better known as meat glue.

00:08It's great at bonding protein and protein byproducts together.

00:12We use it to make your steak or chicken breast look like you want it to.

00:16It doesn't actually look like that, but in the end it's all poop anyway, so who cares?

00:22Transglutaminase is made from guinea pig liver.

00:26Look! Hot dogs in front of an American flag!

00:29We've also found ways to breed animals to grow larger, less healthy, and therefore tastier.

00:35For example, most factory-farmed turkeys are so bulky that they can't procreate themselves.

00:41Yes, someone had to manually facilitate turkey sex for me to be able to eat this.

00:47But look at this thing. It's huge!

00:50I love this thing. I feel like a Viking right now.