More Like Gauze Fused To An Open Lesion

The Dark Truth About College Degrees #shorts #funny #comedy #college #youtubeshorts

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00:00How much does it cost?

00:02Well, the average four-year private college, like Horton University,

00:09do you want the yearly cost or the whole shebang?

00:13All at once. Might as well rip the Band-Aid off.

00:16Well, $38,768 a year times four, so that'll be $155,072.

00:28And that's just for tuition. Toss in housing fees and so on.

00:34Throw me, say, $223,360 and we'll call it even.

00:40Holy crow, that's a big Band-Aid.

00:43More like gauze fused to an open lesion.

00:47I don't have that kind of money.

00:49Who does?

00:50Don't worry, boy-o, we'll get you set up with a loan.

00:54How much do you have in your college fund right now?

00:57Um, nothing. We kind of lost everything in the recession.

01:01Ah, well, no problem.

01:03My condolences.

01:05$233,360.

01:09Just say for the sake of argument that you're the greatest creditor the bank's ever seen,

01:15you get a fixed interest rate of 5%,

01:18that great college job we were talking about,

01:22and pay $1,000 a month off,

01:26you'll be out from under the shadow of debt in 53.5 years.

01:33When I'm 71?

01:36Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

01:38There's another point for the math whiz.

01:41What's even the current life expectancy?

01:4376.