Does anyone know where this guy could get some milk? ⁠ #dadhumor #fatherhood #parenting #impressions

Does anyone know where this guy could get some milk? ⁠ #dadhumor #fatherhood #parenting #impressions #characters⁠

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00:00So you're taking care of the kids today. Yeah, and I'm doing a I'm doing a pretty bang-up job if you ask me

00:05I think they're having a good time, you know

00:06One of them can't breathe and I can't find the other one, but you know, I think they're having a pretty fun time

00:12So I got a kid right swole up like a balloon right up there and I'm just trying to figure out

00:18I'm trying to figure out what the kid is allergic to right cuz that's not right

00:22Like she's like this big. I got another one. I got another one

00:26He's a boy one and he's a he's hiding in the wall somewhere

00:29I can hear him laughing. Okay. Do you have a partner? Maybe a wife?

00:34Yeah, I got a wife man. She has been gone for like what five six hours

00:41What are their names?

00:46What are you trying to say?

00:48Do you know your own kids dance? Yes, I do. Why are you trying to test me? I know them

00:52Why do you want to know? Okay? One of them is definitely Terrence. That's the one that's in the walls

00:57When he's screaming in the walls, he's calling the other one

01:01Denise Denise Dana Denise Denise. Yes, that's the one. That's the one. That's the one. Yeah

01:11What are you going to make your kids for dinner?

01:13I already ordered pizza twice today. Now the girl one's all messed up all messed up

01:19Really big looks like she swallowed the other one

01:21But I know the other one is in the walls. How long have you been married?

01:28You're tricking me, right? That's it. This is a setup. This is a punked, right?

01:34Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

01:36Dead. Both of them dead. I had nothing to do with it, but they're dead

01:40I guess I should let you get back to your allergic child

01:43So you know where I can get milk? That milk doesn't come from my wife

01:46No, so the milk comes from the store. You just need to go to a store and that is

01:52Where?

01:53Around the corner and you'll you you give me your credit card, right?

01:58Because my wife who is a lady such as yourself gives me the credit card and then I go and I buy the stuff and I come back

02:04I gotta go call 9-1-1