You guys remember those chain emails? Well... ⁠ #thering #samara #ringgirl #impressions #characters⁠

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You guys remember those chain emails? Well... ⁠ #thering #samara #ringgirl #impressions #characters⁠ #scarymovie

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00:00I'm basically the head of the world's largest chain email right now.

00:03Yeah, do you remember getting the, like, forward to 10 friends or you'll die things?

00:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's... you're sort of behind that?

00:10Yeah, so I, like, started that.

00:15Hi, welcome to Totally Real Interviews. I'm here with...

00:18Samara.

00:20Samara.

00:21Samara, it's so good to have you here.

00:22How old are you, Samara?

00:23Seventeen now.

00:26Samara is seventeen.

00:27Well, how is it being a teenage girl?

00:28It's very challenging.

00:30What's challenging about being a teenage girl?

00:32Girls are mean. They don't want to sleep over in my well.

00:37In your what?

00:37The well I live in.

00:39So you go to school?

00:41I am homeschooled. It makes me a little socially awkward.

00:46What's it like being possessed?

00:48It's a bit stranger than most teenage experiences growing up, but I always have friends.

00:55They just live in my head.

00:57You have real-life friends in addition to the ones in your head?

01:00Um, not yet.

01:02Yeah, I didn't think so.

01:03Do you have a favorite TV show?

01:04Seinfeld.

01:05Are you a ghost or a zombie?

01:07A possessed girl. That's kind of more of a zombie situation.

01:12Like, I was supposed to die, and then I didn't die, and then the, like, spirit zombie situation kind of took over.

01:18Can you fly?

01:19No, I wish.

01:20Do you have any other fun powers?

01:21I can crawl out of televisions, but I can't crawl back in. I have to Uber home.

01:26That really runs up a bill, probably.

01:28It's astronomical at this point, especially after the, um, the surcharge on the bridge.

01:34What did, what did Kathy Hochul do?

01:36The, the commuter tax, the, the door.

01:39Yeah, the, uh, congestion pricing. Kathy Hochul, congestion pricing.

01:45Uh, do you have anything else to tell the, uh, guys and ghouls out there?

01:49Don't judge a book by its cover.

01:51Thanks, thanks, it's really good to be here. I like talking to people, it doesn't happen so much.

01:55You smell like rotting eggs.

01:56Thank you, it's new.

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