00:00There's no water, Berta!
00:05Berta!
00:08Berta!
00:10What is it?
00:11It's so early and there's someone shouting here.
00:13Where are you hiding, Berta?
00:15Why is there no water?
00:16I'm holding it.
00:17There's no water here.
00:19What are you doing here in my house, Mikey?
00:23Mikey?
00:24Ma'am Mikey?
00:26Excuse me.
00:29I don't owe you anything.
00:31And this is not your house.
00:33This is my house.
00:35Is this your house?
00:38Are you mad?
00:40No.
00:41Kapitbahay!
00:43You know our guest today.
00:45We have an acting sample.
00:47The Berta of Pepito Manaloto.
00:50Kapustu Comedian, Jen Rosendal.
00:53Welcome to Malitong Bahay.
00:55Thank you for having me.
00:57Welcome to Malitong Bahay.
01:00She was first introduced as a member of Viva Hot Babes.
01:04And now, she gives joy to our Kapuso viewers every Saturday
01:09in Pepito Manaloto as Berta.
01:12Are you surprised?
01:14This is how I talk.
01:16The sexy Kapuso Comedian, Jen Rosendal.
01:21I feel like this is my house even though it's not.
01:27But thank you for welcoming us, our Kapitbahay.
01:30Of course. I'm happy to have you.
01:34Before we cook, let's talk a little.
01:37I see you here.
01:38When you enter the house, I'm sure you have a baby.
01:42Yes.
01:43How old is the baby?
01:44One and a half.
01:45One and a half.
01:46But you lost weight already.
01:48No, not yet.
01:49Not yet?
01:50You look more than a year.
01:51Really? But you look good.
01:53Baby girl.
01:54Baby girl.
01:55This is Scarlett.
01:56Scarlett, yes.
01:57How is it being a mother?
01:59It's okay. I just changed again because it's been seven years.
02:02They accepted me first.
02:04It's nice.
02:05Really?
02:06So, it should be...
02:09Not yet, not yet.
02:10But getting there.
02:12Not yet?
02:13Not yet.
02:14Did you get Berta's character?
02:16No, no, no.
02:17This is where I'm annoying.
02:18Really?
02:19Yes.
02:20Robert and I went on a date at Milo Neta.
02:22I was happy.
02:24Then?
02:25He gave me flowers.
02:27I fell in love.
02:29You know what?
02:30My character in the movie is Berta.
02:33She had brain surgery or something like that.
02:35Because the baby went through something.
02:38I'm so mad at my dad.
02:42He left us, mom.
02:44It's okay.
02:45It's okay.
02:46It's okay.
02:50There are times when I speak normally.
02:52I'm kind.
02:53Yes.
02:54Then the moment I get mad, I become a robot again.
02:58But that's hard.
02:59Because all your friends are comedians.
03:03How do you stop laughing?
03:05Oh my God.
03:06I don't know about the bloopers.
03:07If it's still being aired.
03:08Especially Tita Nova and Arthur.
03:11I just keep laughing.
03:14The doctor said that.
03:15I'm sorry.
03:18You know what?
03:19This is funny.
03:20Who gets the most laughter?
03:23Tita Nova.
03:24It's really Tita Nova.
03:26I hope Tita Nova will be our guest here in Lutong Bahay.
03:31Can I experience?
03:32Of course.
03:34What will you do?
03:35I already removed my shoes.
03:36There's a door.
03:37I raised my foot.
03:38There's a door.
03:40There.
03:41Do you really go in here?
03:43Yes.
03:45Does Scarlett already speak?
03:47Just basic.
03:48Mama, Dada, Ball.
03:50What's first?
03:51Mama, Dada, Ball.
03:52Mama.
03:53Really?
03:54Yes.
03:55In fairness.
03:56Yes.
03:57This is my favorite game.
03:59These buttons.
04:00Yes.
04:01She's having fun.
04:02I just want a baby.
04:05Just kidding.
04:06I won't get hit.
04:09Thank you for the experience.
04:11Of course.
04:12I might get wheelie here.
04:13You're wrong.
04:18Does it have a meaning?
04:19Why mango?
04:20Did you buy it from there?
04:22Actually, my mother.
04:23No, both.
04:25Both.
04:26I like mango.
04:27The ripe one.
04:28I don't like the unripe one.
04:29Let's check.
04:30What?
04:32In your refrigerator.
04:33If there's mango.
04:34Because here in Lutong Bahay,
04:35we refrigerate.
04:36You should have told me.
04:37I would have bought it.
04:38It should be a surprise.
04:40Where's the kitchen?
04:41Okay, let's go.
04:42Lead the way.
04:43Alright.
05:12What's wrong?
05:13Nothing.
05:14Let's go.
05:15Let's go.
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