00:00And thanks to the QuickyCooks microwave patented heat plaster technology, your family can enjoy
00:24an entire pound of perfectly cooked bacon in just under 3 seconds.
00:29Wow!
00:30What do you say?
00:31Uh, can I go to my room?
00:40Hey!
00:41What's Buddy all worked up about?
00:44Probably just a mouse loose in the house.
00:46Go get him, Berkley!
00:51Okay, Trev.
00:52Do the honors, son.
00:53Just set the timer to, let's say, 2.9 seconds.
00:56And...
00:57Give him heck, Berkley!
00:59And now that the timer is set, all I have to do is turn to the patented voice-activated interface and say,
01:05QuickyCook!
01:07Just look at that bacon sizzle!
01:11Dad!
01:12I... I accidentally set it to 29 minutes!
01:16Don't sweat it, Trev.
01:17So what if the bacon's a little on the crispy side?
01:20Yay!
01:21Bacon go poof!
01:24Sweetheart, we all love your wonderful optimism, but the QuickyCook is scaring Trevor,
01:29and I think it needs to be unplugged.
01:31Impossible, sweetheart!
01:33The QuickyCook is so technologically advanced, it doesn't even have a plug!
01:37It works off a self-contained power core thingy, sort of like a nuclear generator.
01:41Run for your lives!
01:43It's gonna blow up, just like the QuickyCook toaster and the QuickyCook bread maker before it!
01:47And don't forget the QuickyCook ice cream machine!
01:50Yay! Ice cream go poof!
01:52Everyone just relax. Nothing's gonna blow up.
02:00Okay, everything's fine. The crisis is over.
02:06Maybe not.
02:11Go, Bucky, go!
02:18Whoa!
02:26Now who should I call first, sweetheart? The fire department or the exterminator?
02:30Neither, honey. The fire is all but out.
02:34And I'm pretty darn sure that Trevor and I can handle a little mouse.
02:38Right, Trev? Trev?
02:42I see you guys are taking the old-fashioned approach.
02:46Well, just remember, if anything bites, reel it in as hard and fast as you can.
02:56Okay, Trev, let's get started.
02:59Hey, do you really think you need all that gear to catch a little mouse?
03:03No, not to catch a little mouse.
03:07We're dealing with some sort of horrible fanged super rat!
03:11Listen, it's him!
03:13Help! He's got me! The super rat has got me!
03:19Okay, guys, enough fun and games.
03:22Trevor and I are about to get down to serious business.
03:25I don't think I'm really up for this.
03:27It's the Rat Away 3000, Trev.
03:30A top-of-the-line, cruelty-free extermination device
03:33that uses highly advanced motion sensor thingies to find rodents
03:38and then spray them with some stuff that they apparently find very stinky.
03:42And the odor is completely out of the human range of smell.
03:46I'm not so sure that there is such a thing as a range of smell.
03:52Motion sensors activated. Rodent search in progress.
03:58Well, look at that, Trev. Sure beats cheese in a net, huh, guys?
04:07Large rodent detected.
04:09Dad, look out!
04:11Rodents 2 in number. Request African tree.
04:14Shoot for a possible super rat. Set hoses to maximum strength.
04:18It's okay. Just freeze.
04:22Ah.
04:24False alarm.
04:26Continue search.
04:29Okay, we can relax.
04:34Ah! The super rat! It's coming for me!
04:39Get him!
04:42Oh!
04:44No!
04:47And now, large rodent, you will pay the price for your insolence.
04:52I have to hand it to you, Trev.
04:55You were absolutely right about that range of smell thing.
04:59Pee-ew! That doesn't smell stinky.
05:03This no-rat strip is made of a super adhesive glue
05:06that smells exactly like cheese.
05:08All we have to do now is wait for our little house guest to take a sniff
05:12and his nose will be instantly stuck to the wall.
05:15If you think that this thing will contain the super rat,
05:18well, then you've gone completely mad!
05:24Okay, let's just hide behind the couch and wait.
05:27And if anybody sees the mouse, speak up.
05:31What's that?
05:34Mission control! We've achieved zero gravity!
05:40Ah! Mousey!
05:42Somebody get him!
05:51Well, that wasn't too bad.
05:55Dad! Thank you, Mousey!
06:03Okay.
06:05We're obviously dealing with a very clever rodent here.
06:08Where? Where is he?
06:10It's okay, Trev. It's okay.
06:13Berkeley, we need you to go in there and give us some idea
06:16of exactly what we're dealing with here.
06:18You ready to go in after him, boy?
06:25No sign of the little fella yet.
06:31Ah!
06:33Go, Berkeley! Chase him out of the house!
06:40Bucky!
06:48Based on animals that hate each other,
06:52Based on animals that hate people,
06:55our cameraman gets down and dirty
06:58with that terrifyingly fierce Mexican wolverine.
07:05You were right, Trevor. This is no ordinary rodent.
07:08It's something... something...
07:10Ah! Hideous!
07:12Somebody get little Vic!
07:15Pee-ew! What stinks!
07:18And what happened to the living room?
07:20From the looks of things, I'd say your father has developed
07:23a dangerous, obsessive, compulsive syndrome
07:27revolving somehow around the capture of that little mouse.
07:30It's no little mouse, honey.
07:32It's some kind of vicious super rat.
07:34Get out while you can, Mom. It's only going to get stronger.
07:39Get up, Berkeley! It's over there!
07:46It's by the pricky cook!
07:51Ah!
07:52Yay! Crinky cook!
07:54Crinky cook! Crinky cook!
07:56Ah!
07:58Ah!
07:59It's everywhere!
08:11Okay, that's it.
08:13It's time to pull out the big guns.
08:20Honey, what is that thing you threw on the living room floor?
08:24A highly experimental home extermination device.
08:27When it detonates, everything within a 20-foot radius
08:29will become frozen solid for half an hour
08:31and let them thaw out in a forest somewhere.
08:34Yay! Baby squirrels!
08:37Oh, no. It's not a super rat.
08:40It's a mother squirrel with her babies.
08:42And we're about to turn them into little furry ice cubes.
08:45Save the baby squirrels, or I'm going to report you to the SPCA!
08:58That freeze bomb is going to go off any second.
09:01If only there was time to get it out of the house.
09:15Bad dog!
09:22Huh?
09:24That bulky safe made me close!
09:28Well, what do you know?
09:30Sorry, Berkley. You're a good dog.
