00:00I'm having a total of 10 halal beavers for lunch. This is why you just stay away from 7-eleven.
00:15All right, we got this.
00:19Sorry the wobbling.
00:30Can I get a fish for the microwave?
00:34Oh, they have delivery.
00:38What the hell?
00:51They have a cart?
00:57They have a cart.
00:59That's cool.
01:06Okay, I'll get the ice cream last, because
01:13there's no microwave aisle. Candy aisle, please.
01:17Okay.
01:29The pharmacy's closed. They have Advil?
01:38What's this stuff?
01:41Here's the medicine, okay.
01:47Okay.
01:54Download lens? Yeah, I need to.
01:57For throat.
02:01I don't have anything.
02:07Show the slushie section?
02:11I will.
02:11It's hard to find any medicine
02:23because they have a... maybe I can get some mouthwash.
02:32Listerine?
02:33Yeah, this one. 40 bucks.
02:44I need Tylenol. I can't find any because the pharmacy's closed here, so that sucks.
02:58Waters? Which ones are on sale?
03:03I don't even know.
03:13Oh, Listerine does? Oh, I didn't know that. Really?
03:19That's not good.
03:23I'll have to put it back. Oh, these are too heavy.
03:26Like, why do I have to put myself through this? I'm just gonna get a few waters only.
03:33Oh, there's a little ice pack.
03:42Yeah, how big is this?
03:50I'm getting ice, that's for sure.
03:54I'll put it here.
03:56Sorry, it's inconsiderate. Don't yell at me, please.
04:03Yeah, the bag looks weird inside. I don't know. All right, should I get an ice? Yes, I should.
04:19I did close the fridge. You weirdo.
04:25Oh, here's the slush. Should I get a slush instead? It doesn't look like it's working.
04:30Is it? Let me try.
04:35Strawberry or cola? Strawberry.
04:42Is it working?
04:45I think so.
04:49Oh, nope, it's not working yet.
04:52Wait. I'm not mixing them, really? Okay.
05:05Whoa. No, it's not working yet.
05:18I'm gonna get in trouble.
05:22I don't know where to throw it. I'm embarrassed. I need to get out of here.
05:36I smell noodles.
05:41Should I get some? No. Okay, cheese.
05:47What else? Oh, these are good.
06:05What kind of pizza is this? They all have ham? Ew, I can't eat that.
06:16Uh-uh, uh-uh. Maybe get one more.
06:38I can't throw away the cup. There's nowhere to throw it. If someone works here, we'll take care
06:42of it. So, you know, don't worry about it. It's not like I can't really throw it anywhere,
06:55right? I don't know what they want me to do with it. Maybe they don't want to throw it away
07:00because it's like a waste, you know? Okay, what am I gonna get? Doritos?
07:07I don't want Doritos.
07:11Honestly. Oh, pizza flavor? Oh my god, pizza chips. Get out of my town. You have to be kidding me.
07:24There you go.
07:30Pringles, yes please.
07:37Spicy lobster? That sounds good.
07:48What kind of drinks? These are the best ever. Where is it? Oh, yeah. Vitamin C.
07:56These are so good. I think I'll just get one. Nescafe. What does this say? Latte. What is this?
08:12Is this a mocha or black ice? Ew. What kind is this?
08:21I don't think so.
08:26Electrolyte drinks? Oh, what is the green? No, this is vitamin C drinks. What flavor is this?
08:46Zero sugar schwaps? Wow.
08:57Electrolyte drinks? Hold on. I should have got this last. Where's the electrolyte drinks?
09:17I don't like those though.
09:22Oh, the vitamin C waters?
09:26Vitamin water.
09:3512 baht? 10 baht.
09:47Vitamin B?
09:51What?
09:52Nah. Good night.
09:59Good night, walnut milk. What? Okay, let's try this.
10:07Good night, walnut milk. That's pretty cool. All right, that's all I'm getting for now.
10:16Listen, you wanted me to come to 7-Eleven and now you're going to complain about how I do things?
10:22Coconut jelly? What?
10:28Yum. This looks good.
10:37What is this?
10:43What is this?
10:47Let's try it.
10:48I don't know what it is. Oh, cheese? Oh, sausage.
11:01Why are you guys coming for me? Huh? Jumbo sausage?
11:06Just go and stand there. Watch me.
11:28Got electrolyte drinks? Where? I didn't see any.
11:32No, I'm not dehydrated, I don't think. I ate a lot of sauce.
11:37But everything is hard for me to read, so that's why.
11:45I didn't see salt at all. Salt? Yum, look at these.
11:53They must have salt, right?
12:00Oh, chocolate. Oh no, I need ice cream instead.
12:10These are good.
12:14Do you guys hate me for something?
12:34Oh no.
12:40True.
12:40Okay, ice cream.
12:46What's this here?
13:03I don't really want any ice cream.
13:06Popsicles?
13:11Oh, what's this? This looks yummy. Oh, we need a spoon.
13:20What the hell?
13:29Okay, you guys have to go in the bag because I have to carry a lot. I can't find salt.
13:38There's one in the bag.
13:41No, I don't. I can't find salt. I'll ask, maybe.
13:50Be right back.
14:11Oh my gosh, are you guys okay?
14:28Whoa, can you hear me?
14:33Oh my gosh, my phone is overheating. That's not good.
14:38That's weird.
14:40Hold on. Hold on, you're freaking hot, man. That was scary in there, in the freaking 7-Eleven.
14:48Pizza chips? Icy ice? Some barbecue looking chips? Fritzy pizza chips? What is this?
14:59Let's try it. Hold on, I gotta put my ice cream. Yeah, it will feel good on my face, eh?
15:03Oh, that's what they do for the ice cream. They put it in a little bag. That's cool.
15:13Okay, let me put this away. Except, I'm gonna have something right now.
15:19Water and this Schweppes blueberry lemon soda, sugar-free. It's sugar-free.
15:28That's sugar-free, y'all. That does not look sugar-free. It looks so good. And it's sugar-free!
15:33Thank you, Rafe. You're welcome. Thank you, Rafe. She a snack.
15:44Whatever.
15:47I love it. Oh my god, the strawberries.
15:53Rafe, you did great. And it's sugar-free!
16:04Okay, I'm gonna put my ice cream in the fridge.
16:22I could not. What was that? Is my battery gonna die? Look at this.
16:27I couldn't find salt. We need a poo, honey, milk, and strawberry. Let's see.
16:41I'm gonna tell you right now, this looks like that cool ice cream from the ice cream guys.
16:49Tastes like honey. It would be better if it was like a lemon.
16:53I'd like it if it was tart.
17:02I'm like a kid on vacay. Every time I see you, oh, I try to hide away.
17:22It's not gelatin.
17:35Oh my god, that's so good. It's like mochi, like dough. It's sweet. It's good.
17:41Okay, what do we eat now? Let's try these chips.
17:49Ew, it smells like farts when you first open it.
17:53Oh, I have these things also. They're hot. What the heck?
18:03They have pork inside? No.
18:09I don't know what it is. No, I didn't wash my hands.
18:18See, they heat them up for you.
18:22Oh, it's hot. Pizza chips.
18:33No, that's not. That's lunch. It's 10.49.
18:42Wow. A feeding frenzy.
18:46That's sugar-free, y'all. And it's sugar-free, woo!
19:01Look at this.
19:05This is the best munchies.
19:09If you ever come to Thailand, try the cheese toasties and the halal wieners.
19:16Oh, the wiener's hot.
19:29But it's like microwaved, so it's a wrinkly wiener.
19:32Look at that.
19:41Ew, cheese. There's skin behind the cheese.
19:51Smells manufactured.
19:52Mmm. I don't have a 7-Eleven at home, that's why.
20:04It's 10.53 a.m. The chips are good.
20:10I'm just eating lunch. Yeah.
20:16It's a really good diet soda. I really enjoy that.
20:19Am I stress-eating? No. I just picked up a little bag of candy.
20:29The total cost was, I don't know, I forget.
20:35It's a chicken hot dog. Mustard would be good.
20:40I got a lot of things.
20:50Where's the receipt? They did give me sauce. Chili sauce. Wieners.
21:00See if this is good. Ow. Nope.
21:11There's one, two, three, four, five wieners per pack.
21:18Sour cream and onion Pringles.
21:25I'm having a total of 10 halal wieners for lunch.
21:31This is why you should stay away from 7-Eleven.
21:33That's all the wieners. I'm not on my phone.
21:46Okay, you guys. I have to get healthy while I'm here.
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