00:00Welcome back to my channel.
00:09My name is Dani Jackal and today I'm at USC and I'm going to be walking around with toilet
00:12paper stuck on my foot.
00:13Oh my God.
00:14I love your pants.
00:15Thank you so much.
00:16So cute.
00:17Oh gosh.
00:18That's a long, that's a, that's a daddy long leg.
00:26Yeah.
00:27Thank you.
00:28Oh God.
00:29Well, just dropped the fattest deuce.
00:30I mean, you know what comes with it too.
00:31Right?
00:32Gosh.
00:33Well, thank you for your help.
00:34You're an angel.
00:35I should probably just save this for later.
00:36Hi.
00:37What's your name?
00:38Danny.
00:39My last name starts with a J. I feel like that's like a good match, you know, kind of.
00:40Maybe I should just get your number.
00:41Yeah.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Yeah.
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01:00Yeah.
01:01Yeah.
01:02Let's just do it real quick.
01:03Yeah.
01:04If you'd like.
01:05Okay, cool.
01:06What's going on with the...
01:07Oh my God.
01:08What?
01:09Oh my God, that is so embarrassing.
01:10F***.
01:11Can you help me?
01:12Oh my God.
01:13There's no way you actually had that the whole time.
01:15No, I literally just came from the bathroom.
01:17Oh.
01:18Happens.
01:19Do you not want my number anymore?
01:20I hope...
01:21I won't judge.
01:22Okay.
01:23I mean, I guess we all poo.
01:24F***.
01:25I guess, technically, I could have peed.
01:26I don't know, now I'm saying too much.
01:28Okay, I'm only human. Do you like my voice? I'm working on singing.
01:34Are you a singer?
01:35Trying to be.
01:36Really?
01:37Yeah, I could rock you to sleep with my lullabies.
01:40You think so?
01:41Probably.
01:42I would love to find out.
01:43Okay, let me just, well, I'll get your number then. Yeah.
01:46Um, wow. Gotta get that off my foot.
01:48Oh, f**k me. F**king wrapped up in this.
01:58Wait, you know what I could f**k? You know what I could do? Is be like, I mean, f**k, oh my god.
02:09I could be like, turn around and be like, oh, oh my god. Sorry.
02:15I could turn around and be like, oh my god.
02:17Were you just not gonna say anything?
02:19Were you just not gonna say anything?
02:20I was just gonna tell you. I just saw it.
02:23Liar. You swear?
02:26I just got here, girl.
02:28How long has it been there?
02:30Oh no, I took a poop like three hours ago.
02:33No way.
02:35Take it off, take it off.
02:36You can't help me?
02:40Thank you. Oh, oh, oh no.
02:44It's really bad.
02:46It's still there.
02:47Motherf**ker.
02:51Well, thank you. Kinda.
02:52I'm shocked.
02:54It's still there.
02:58I don't know. What the heck?
03:06This just doesn't want to go. Maybe I'll save it for later.
03:09I'll rewipe later.
03:12Just drag it off.
03:16You know, I literally just came from a date.
03:19Uh-huh, uh-huh.
03:21Yeah. I mean, hey, we all poop, so.
03:25He didn't text me yet, so I was wondering why, and that's probably why.
03:32Okay, okay. Yeah, his law. Yeah, f**k him.
03:34I don't want him anyways.
03:36Bye.
03:43Oh, thank you.
03:45What?
03:47Oh gosh, oh gosh. Everyone.
03:51Oh, thank you with your bike.
03:54Thank you.
03:55Thank you.
03:57I thought you were cute, but did that scare you?
04:02You wanted my number?
04:06Oh, thank you, but you still don't, you don't want it now?
04:12But you, I mean, you came up to me, you know, like you told me like.
04:15So I feel like that was like a little bit.
04:18I figured you wanted me to come up right now.
04:20Oh, okay. I mean, I like, I like that.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Like that style. Yeah.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Okay.
04:27What is it?
04:27Um, 481.
04:30481.
04:31264.
04:33Three, wait, hold on. Let me just grab this.
04:38I might want to use this for later if I'm being honest.
04:41Oh, okay.
04:43Uh, um, you got to, okay, yeah, and then 1085.
04:461085.
04:48Yeah.
04:48Um, do you need any?
04:50I'm running low at the house, so.
04:52No, I'm all good. All right. I'll see you later.
04:53See ya. Yeah.
04:57Oh, oh, got a little crazy in the bathroom earlier, huh?
05:03Gosh, thank you.
05:04You are an absolute queen for that.
05:06Thank you.
05:07Oh, still got a little, still got a little.
05:10Thank you so much.
05:16Just unbothered.
05:27What?
05:29Oh, I just took a fatty. That's why.
05:32It's like I'm the bride.
05:34Here comes the bride.
05:38I don't want to let my, I don't want to let the ends of my dress touch the ground.
05:44I like your mustache.
05:46I just want to like climb on those handlebars and stuff.
05:49Do a little like.
05:50Thank you.
05:51A little acrobatics on that.
05:53Do I know you from somewhere?
05:55Wait, we might have class together.
05:57No, I fully, do you work at Barstool?
06:01What is that?
06:02Is that, is that that one thing with like that dog?
06:07Like Miss, like, and that dude that loves pizza?
06:11Oh, no pun intended.
06:14I took a fatty earlier.
06:16I'm totally joking.
06:17I'm filming a video.
06:18Messing around.
06:19You are awesome.
06:20You're so sweet.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:24This is, this is taped down here.
06:28I'm sorry.
06:28You were, no, you were so awesome.
06:30I'm filming a video.
06:32Um, I'm just joking.
06:33Yeah.
06:34Thank you.
06:34You're, you're so sweet for stopping me.
06:36Thank you.
06:37You're an actual good person.
06:38A lot of people just walk by.
06:39I'm like, you're not going to tell me I have this on my heel.
06:42I'm just joking.
06:43I'm filming a video.
06:45It was a prank.
06:45You're so nice for stopping me and telling me things.
06:48Thank you.
06:48Why wouldn't anyone tell you?
06:50For sure.
06:51You'd be surprised.
06:51Some people are walking past me.
06:52I'm like, really?
06:54You're not going to tell me.
06:55I think your friends are there for a second.
06:57We're just filming a video.
06:58Messing around.
06:59Okay.
06:59Okay.
07:00You were, you were being so sweet to help me.
07:03Thank you.
07:03Sorry to freak you out.
07:04You're awesome.
07:05Is there any way?
07:06Is it cool with you?
07:06Please on the video.
07:08Thank you.
07:09Is there any way I can get just a signature of your consent?
07:10Saying it's okay to be on camera.
07:12Is there any way I can get just a signature of consent?
07:14Saying it's okay with you to be on camera.
07:16Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
07:18I hope you enjoyed it.
07:19And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up.
07:20Comment below.
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07:23And I'll see you in the next video.
07:24Bye.
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