Fighting Over Guys With The Mean Girls!

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2 years ago

Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00 Wait, what are you doing?

00:02 - Ow!

00:03 - Welcome back to my channel.

00:04 My name is Dani Jackal, and today I'm in New York City

00:07 and I'm with the Mean Girls,

00:08 and we are gonna be fighting over guys.

00:10 Also, this episode is brought to you

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00:16 to get some cute merch like this.

00:17 Enjoy the video.

00:18 You just look so handsome, you know?

00:20 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:22 I said dibs on coat.

00:24 - Yeah, well, I got there faster.

00:26 - Can I have your number?

00:27 - Well, here, actually.

00:28 You can just put my number in instead.

00:30 - Do mine.

00:31 - No, really, do mine.

00:32 - Tell 'em about your disease

00:33 and see if he still wants your phone number.

00:35 - Yeah, it's called OCT, obsessive compulsive twerking.

00:40 - No, that's not true.

00:41 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44 You should just smell her armpits and you'll pass out.

00:46 - We're not fighting over you.

00:47 I call dibs on you.

00:48 It's not even a fight.

00:49 It's not a fight if I already won.

00:50 - It's really not a fight because it's so easy

00:52 to just put your fingers in my--

00:53 - Oh!

00:54 - Wow.

00:58 - No, no, give him my phone.

01:00 Give him my phone back.

01:00 - No, give him my phone.

01:01 - No, you give him my phone.

01:03 Give him my phone.

01:04 - No, I'm gonna throw yours in the (beep) water

01:05 is what I'm gonna do.

01:06 - Would you go get it for me?

01:07 Should I throw it in the water?

01:08 - Sure.

01:09 You gotta throw each other's.

01:10 - Don't we--

01:11 - Well, would you go save me if I jump in there and get it?

01:13 - I think we look cute together.

01:14 Let's take a selfie and see how cute we look together.

01:17 - Okay, well, let's take a selfie

01:18 and see how cute we look together.

01:19 - Oh my God, oh my God, we're adorable.

01:22 - Are you single?

01:23 - Yes.

01:24 - You are?

01:25 - Yes.

01:25 - Okay, so perfect because I can get your number.

01:28 Danny, why do you always have to (beep) block me?

01:32 No, she does this to me every time I go up to a guy

01:34 that I think is cute.

01:35 She comes up and she (beep) blocks me.

01:37 - Well, I just thought he was cute and I wanted his number.

01:39 - So you do not care about--

01:40 - Well, you didn't jump to it already.

01:42 - Whose number would you rather have?

01:44 - It doesn't matter, I mean, I'd have to go both of you.

01:46 It's just crazy.

01:47 - Oh.

01:48 - You want a threesome, is that what you're saying?

01:49 - No, it's crazy.

01:50 - Okay, fine, fine.

01:51 - I'm feeling a little rejected by him right now.

01:53 - Well, I feel like he's down for me.

01:55 - Pick who you like better.

01:58 - Yeah, who do you like more?

01:59 - You snooze, you lose.

02:04 - Well, if you want chlamydia, go for it

02:06 because she has got all that for you.

02:08 - You had syphilis literally last week.

02:09 - Yeah, but it's a shot and it goes away.

02:11 - So does gonorrhea.

02:12 - Well, you haven't treated it.

02:14 - You're crazy.

02:16 - You're a (beep)

02:18 (laughing)

02:21 - Should we scrap?

02:23 (laughing)

02:25 - There's a fountain over there.

02:27 - Can I get your number?

02:31 - Like, let's be real, let's be real.

02:33 Sometimes when she gets a little uncomfortable,

02:35 she starts acting like a dog.

02:36 It's an issue she has.

02:37 - Yeah, but I'm sure you like doggie, yeah?

02:39 Look at what he's doing, Jordan.

02:46 See, it's just that easy.

02:48 - Well, now you can't have my number

02:50 because you chose her.

02:51 - Yeah, now you don't get none.

02:52 How about that?

02:53 - You know what?

02:54 We're done.

02:55 - Yeah, we're done.

02:56 - We're done.

02:57 - You're done.

02:57 - Both of you.

02:58 - I honestly just think you're super cute.

03:03 I just wanna see if I get your number.

03:05 - Yeah, sure.

03:06 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.

03:07 No, I called Green Hat.

03:09 No, I literally was like, I think he's cute.

03:12 Wait, what are you doing?

03:14 - Ow!

03:16 Did you pack that up

03:19 'cause you're coming back to my house?

03:20 - No.

03:20 - Oh, really?

03:22 Are you sure about that?

03:23 - I'm sure, yeah.

03:24 - Oh, hey, what's up?

03:25 - Stop hitting on everyone I think is cute.

03:28 - Okay, but I went up to him first, right?

03:29 - And then I'm here now.

03:30 - Well, we went over this.

03:31 Like, if I see him first, I get him first.

03:33 - I'm sorry that she's just bothering me right now.

03:35 - I'm sorry that she just interrupted us

03:37 because I thought we really had something going on.

03:38 - Yeah, ask him for your number.

03:40 - What?

03:41 - Ask him for your number.

03:42 - Yeah, can I get your number?

03:43 - Don't give it to her.

03:44 - No, sorry.

03:45 - Don't even say what he needs to do.

03:47 - That's all right.

03:47 - See, suck it, suck it.

03:49 - Married guy.

03:50 - Oh, wow, okay, well, skedaddle.

03:52 - All right.

03:53 (indistinct chatter)

03:56 - Are you single?

03:58 - I am, yeah.

03:59 - Oh my God, I'm so hot.

04:01 - I just went up to him.

04:03 Don't think that you can just get his number.

04:06 - When we were over there, I said dibs on white shirt.

04:08 - And then I said I want him.

04:09 - I called dibs first.

04:11 Just 'cause you got up to him first

04:12 doesn't mean I can't have him.

04:13 - So you're gonna get my number?

04:14 - Yeah, for sure, yeah.

04:15 - I don't want her to be involved at all.

04:17 - Okay, yeah, yeah, sure.

04:18 - Yeah, thanks.

04:19 - Sorry about that.

04:20 - What's your name?

04:21 - My name is Bipo, you can call me Bips.

04:24 - Bips?

04:24 Can I call you Daddy instead?

04:26 - Oh yeah, that's fine, yeah.

04:27 - Okay. - What's your name?

04:28 - Mommy.

04:30 - Mommy, okay, fine.

04:31 - Yeah.

04:32 - So I just think that you,

04:35 anybody can get you.

04:35 - Dani, what the (beep)?

04:36 - What?

04:37 - I told you I was gonna talk to him.

04:39 - Okay, I went up to him first.

04:41 - I thought we were friends,

04:42 we literally just spoke about this five minutes ago.

04:44 - No, I think he's hot.

04:45 He invited me to lunch, didn't you?

04:47 - No, I'm just picking up a little to go back to class.

04:48 - With me, right?

04:49 Who do you think is more attractive?

04:50 - Don't worry, I'm not answering that.

04:52 - Why?

04:53 I want you.

04:54 Do you want me back or do you want her?

04:56 - Neither.

04:57 - Really, you're gonna be like that today?

05:00 - No, I can't pick a side.

05:01 - Babe, what are you doing?

05:03 - My astrologist told me that I was gonna meet somebody

05:05 in the park today.

05:05 - Do you really like a Zodiac girl?

05:06 - In a tan sweatshirt. - Really?

05:08 - Not really.

05:09 - We just spoke about your Zodiac five seconds ago.

05:10 - I don't give a (beep) about her Zodiac, Jordan.

05:13 Can I just come to lunch with you?

05:15 - You're this close to ending our friendship.

05:16 - Yeah, no, I'd rather be with him.

05:18 - Good, you can have him.

05:19 - Good, all right, babe, let's go.

05:21 Just wanna let you know,

05:25 you have the most delicious hair I've ever seen.

05:27 I just wanna eat it.

05:28 - What's your deal?

05:32 I think you are so cute and she knew that

05:34 and then she came up and then just tried to steal you from me.

05:36 - I'm sorry, did you just interrupt me

05:38 while I was absolutely vibing with this young Jen?

05:42 - Dani, we were literally just talking five minutes ago

05:44 and I was like, he's so cute,

05:45 and you're like, okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom

05:46 and then I thought you went to the bathroom.

05:48 - Okay, well, if you really want someone

05:49 that smells like tuna salad, then enjoy.

05:53 What about your digits?

05:55 - Really?

05:56 - Yeah. - Okay.

05:57 - Yes, yeah. - Yeah, why not?

05:59 - Suck it, Jordan.

06:00 - Do you want my number too?

06:01 - Oh, now that you picked her first.

06:03 - We can make it a thruffle.

06:05 - Oh, now we found someone with a threesome.

06:06 - Okay.

06:07 - My house right now, should we all,

06:09 should we all?

06:10 - I have somewhere to be at too.

06:13 - Okay, same, obviously, same.

06:16 Okay, yeah, I'll call you.

06:17 - Go ahead, perfect.

06:18 - Cool, see ya.

06:19 Bye.

06:22 Can I have a bite of that?

06:27 - A bite? - Yeah.

06:28 - Dani, we literally just talked about this.

06:30 Stop asking strangers for bites of their food.

06:33 - Sorry, can I just--

06:34 - You can, no, you can't.

06:35 - Can I just bite your tongue

06:36 when we make out later, anything said?

06:38 - I think the halal would be better.

06:40 - Wow.

06:41 - We just talked about this.

06:42 - Okay, sorry I'm trying to flirt with him.

06:43 Can you stop interrupting?

06:45 - I just wanted to hang out with you

06:46 and you just wanted to talk,

06:46 she always wants to just come to random guys

06:48 and talk to them when we're trying to have quality time.

06:49 - Well, I'm trying to slide in, is it working?

06:52 - What's more valuable?

06:53 - Not this time, but how's it going though?

06:55 - What?

06:56 - I said, how's it going, does this happen often?

06:57 - Well, she's (beep) blocking us.

06:58 - Yeah, because she has no self-control.

07:00 - Well, sorry, I want a little nibby of you.

07:03 - You actually want some halal though?

07:04 - Yeah, give me a freaking bite.

07:06 - Eat it.

07:07 - Mm, mm, yeah.

07:10 See, I told you it's normal.

07:12 - You're so inappropriate.

07:15 What am I gonna tell your boyfriend?

07:16 When we go home today?

07:18 She has a boyfriend, by the way.

07:19 - Yeah, but I'm off the clock.

07:21 - Off the clock?

07:21 - Yeah. - Oh, okay.

07:22 - Is he off the clock too?

07:24 - I don't know, do you have an open relationship?

07:26 - Are you flirting with her?

07:27 - No.

07:28 - Sounds like he is.

07:29 - Well, you know what, you (beep) your pita.

07:33 - He likes what he sees.

07:35 (laughing)

07:37 - We're just messing around, yeah?

07:38 - Hey, no, I'm messing around,

07:40 we're filming a video, getting people's reactions.

07:42 - Did you record me?

07:43 - Yeah.

07:44 - I was looking around to see who's recording what.

07:46 - Is it cool with you if you're in the video?

07:48 - Sure, why not?

07:49 - Thank you so much.

07:49 Is it cool with you?

07:50 - Of course.

07:51 - If that's the video?

07:52 - Please, go ahead, yeah. - Thank you.

07:53 Is there any way I could get a quick signature

07:54 just saying it's okay to be on camera?

07:56 Thank you guys so much for watching the video,

07:57 I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did,

07:58 please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,

08:00 comment below, subscribe, and follow me on all my socials,

08:02 as well as the Mean Girls, Alex Bennett,

08:05 and Jordan Woodruff, and we'll see you in the next video.

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08:09 to get some cute merch like this, bye!

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