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Don't Tell Me What To Do!
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8/10/2023
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00
Don't tell me what to do.
00:02
Uh oh.
00:04
Welcome back to my channel, my name is Dani Jackal and today I'm at the University of Washington
00:07
and I'm going to be telling people, don't tell me what to do.
00:10
Really quick question for you, where is the hub?
00:14
I don't know.
00:15
Um, it should be like more to the right.
00:17
Don't tell me what to do.
00:19
What?
00:22
You good?
00:24
Yeah, I'm chill. Are you?
00:26
Yeah, I'm chill.
00:27
Don't disrespect him like that.
00:30
Oh, I was just wondering, where did you get that pizza?
00:33
Um, it's like down there on North Campus.
00:37
Don't tell me what to do.
00:39
What?
00:41
Oh, it's on North Campus.
00:44
Yeah, yeah, no I heard.
00:46
Yeah, that's where we get it.
00:48
Okay.
00:49
I just don't like to really be told what to do, more so like I would go if I wanted it.
00:56
[car noises]
00:58
Where's the hub?
01:03
Uh, it's over that way, so if you go there and then take a right.
01:07
Don't tell me what to do.
01:08
Oh, sorry.
01:09
You're good. I just, like, if I wanted to go I wanted to know where.
01:14
Okay.
01:15
Um, and like how to get there.
01:17
Okay.
01:18
And if you wanted my number I'd be down.
01:20
Okay, sure.
01:23
I just, yeah, I like to assert my dominance.
01:27
Okay, yeah, I'd love to get your number.
01:29
Okay, cool. Awesome.
01:30
Um, what's your name?
01:32
Sam.
01:33
Sam.
01:34
What was your name? I didn't get it.
01:35
Danny.
01:36
Okay, cool.
01:37
Yeah, nice to meet you.
01:38
Nice to meet you too.
01:39
Yeah, you put those numbers in my phone.
01:42
It's nice to meet you.
01:44
Nice to meet you.
01:45
See ya.
01:46
Do you know where the library is?
01:51
Yeah, it's down there.
01:52
So is it like the big one?
01:53
Don't tell me what to do.
01:55
Excuse me?
01:58
Don't tell me what to do.
02:00
I feel like there's a joke here that I'm not getting.
02:04
Is there?
02:07
A joke? I only am familiar with these nuts, but...
02:10
I was just looking for the library.
02:15
Okay, I'm sorry. Have a good day. It's right there.
02:18
Okay.
02:20
Uh, where's the hub?
02:22
Like, if you go that way?
02:24
Don't tell me what to do.
02:26
Sorry?
02:27
Don't tell me what to do.
02:28
Okay.
02:29
Yeah. So where is it?
02:31
Okay.
02:34
Where's the hub?
02:36
Oh, the hub is if you go down straight here.
02:38
Don't tell me what to do.
02:40
Oh.
02:41
Um...
02:46
I feel like what I'd like to normally say is like,
02:49
"Don't make me snap my fingers in the V formation.
02:52
Exclamation. Hip rotation.
02:55
Elbows, elbows, wrists, wrists.
02:57
Boy, you just got dissed."
02:59
Uh, f***.
03:00
F***.
03:01
You ruined the whole day.
03:02
I ruined it?
03:03
Yeah.
03:04
Well, you want me to ruin it more later, baby?
03:06
You want my number?
03:07
Oh!
03:08
Uh...
03:09
Hubb--
03:12
Is there anything else?
03:13
What?
03:14
Is there anything else to do?
03:15
Do you know where the hub is?
03:17
If you walk right down that way,
03:19
it should be like--
03:21
you're gonna run into it if you just walk straight down.
03:23
Don't tell me what to do.
03:24
Okay. Go ahead.
03:26
If you would like to, you can follow that,
03:28
and you will see it.
03:30
Yeah, I'll decide if I want to.
03:33
Okay, perfect.
03:34
Do you know where the hub is?
03:39
Um, the hub is if you go down that way.
03:43
Don't you dare tell me what--
03:46
Huh?
03:47
Sorry.
03:48
No, you're good.
03:49
I got a fly stuck in my throat.
03:51
Oh, no. Are you okay?
03:52
No, I was just gonna say, like,
03:54
"Don't you dare tell me what to do."
03:56
Oh! Oh!
03:58
But I got a fly.
03:59
I'm so confused. I'm sorry.
04:03
No, you're good.
04:04
Do you need help still, though?
04:05
With the fly?
04:07
Are you okay?
04:09
Not really.
04:11
Ha!
04:13
I'm sorry.
04:14
I have the case of the giggies.
04:15
That's okay. That's good.
04:16
Yeah.
04:17
That's good.
04:18
Well, that way if you need help.
04:21
I'm so sorry.
04:22
I'm filming a video getting people's reactions.
04:24
Oh, my gosh!
04:25
Don't tell me what to do.
04:26
I'm falling such a--
04:27
I was, like, dying laughing right after.
04:28
I am filming a video, though.
04:29
Sorry to be the biggest [bleep] ever.
04:31
Oh, my gosh.
04:32
I'm totally joking.
04:33
Oh!
04:34
I'm so sorry.
04:35
Yeah, no, I'm filming a video.
04:36
I did not mean to be a [bleep]
04:37
like that.
04:38
That was totally a prank.
04:39
Is it cool if you guys would be like,
04:40
"Oh, my gosh, is it cool if you guys would be in the video?"
04:42
Yeah.
04:43
Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
04:44
I hope you enjoyed it.
04:45
And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
04:47
comment below, subscribe,
04:48
and follow me on the rest of my social platforms,
04:49
and I'll see you in the next video.
04:50
Bye.
04:52
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