00:00Have you ever farted in bed with him?
00:01I mean, I think I would. I wouldn't care.
00:04Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jockle,
00:06and today I'm in San Diego, and I'm going to be asking couples
00:08if they fart in front of each other.
00:10Have you ever farted in bed with a girl?
00:12No, I haven't.
00:13If she f***ed with me, she f***ed with me for the farts too, in entirety.
00:16She better f*** with me for the farts. That shit smell good.
00:19Wait, what? Wait, what just happened?
00:21How long have you guys been married?
00:2342 years.
00:23Do you fart under the sheets with your girl?
00:26Absolutely. And hold her head under.
00:29That's hot.
00:30He's just like, yeah, stuck around.
00:32He forced you under the sheets to stay with him.
00:34Yeah, and she stayed.
00:35Kinky.
00:38Are you two dating?
00:39No.
00:40We're just out, you know, going on benders and stuff.
00:44We've been on a bender since, like, last Tuesday.
00:47Rocking with me is like being on a spaceship with zero f***ing
00:50and know how to rock the spaceship.
00:52Yeah.
00:52Drinking for, like, calories and stuff.
00:55Have you ever farted in front of your girl?
00:57Yeah. I'm comfortable with it.
00:59And do you fart in front of him?
01:01I don't know.
01:02I don't remember.
01:03Like, literally, I've been so f***ed up for, like, the past four, five f***ing days?
01:08Six days?
01:09Statistically, you probably farted in one of those days.
01:11We did have shower sh**s before.
01:12Okay.
01:13So, I don't know if that means you farted, but all good.
01:16What was the first time you farted in front of your husband?
01:18I couldn't tell you the first time, but...
01:20In your apartment when we were dating in college.
01:23Are you kidding?
01:24You remember that?
01:25It took me a while to get over it.
01:27That just goes to show you'd never be afraid to fart in front of your mans.
01:30True.
01:30Do you fart in the same bed as a girl?
01:32I try to make...
01:34Yes.
01:35The answer is yes.
01:36Okay.
01:36I try to make it so it don't sound like anything, you know?
01:38Do the silent one.
01:40What's your best method of making it silent?
01:42You've got to start with it being silent, and then you can slowly squeeze it out from there.
01:47It seems like you have it down.
01:48You've got to make sure you don't have any, like, bad Mexican food the day before.
01:52Yeah.
01:52Good point.
01:52That would be a real bad mess that you don't want to have happen.
01:56Have you ever farted in bed with a boy?
01:58I don't think so, no.
02:00No, I genuinely don't think so.
02:02I feel like...
02:03You hold it in until you want to die?
02:04Yeah.
02:06I can relate.
02:07Are you two dating?
02:08We are, yeah.
02:09How long have you been dating for?
02:10Two months.
02:11Have you ever farted in bed with your girl?
02:13Not on purpose, at least.
02:14Have you ever farted in bed with him?
02:16I mean, I think I would.
02:17I wouldn't care.
02:19Right now, like, if we were in bed, I would.
02:22If I needed to...
02:23I would right now, for sure.
02:25Oh, that's adorable.
02:27You have a one-night stand with a girl.
02:28She farts in bed.
02:29What's your next move?
02:30Well, it depends on what we were doing before to make her fart, you know?
02:35Okay.
02:36That's part of the equation, right?
02:38Just carry the one and...
02:41Turn it into the two.
02:42Sounds about right.
02:43Have you ever farted in bed with a girl?
02:45That's like third date type.
02:46Third date?
02:46I mean, that's pretty solid.
02:48No pun intended.
02:48That's actually not solid.
02:50It's a gas.
02:50It's a lot of dates.
02:51That was a little science for you all.
02:53A lot of dates.
02:53Okay, we're done.
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