00:00Zamboni. This is not happening right now. Oh my god. You want it cracked out? I got you. I'm
00:07cracked out. Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal. Today I'm at the Waste
00:10Management and I'm going to be asking people what's your most cracked out moment? Speaking
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00:25moment? I was someone in the same bed as my friend. She was asleep right next to us. Oh
00:30wow. Finding that out when I woke up was a little traumatizing. So it was you? Yeah. You were
00:35the victim here. Yeah. What is your most cracked out moment? I'm a delinquent. I don't do shit
00:41but get high and drink all the time. I came here to look at the snow bunnies. I'm a piece
00:46of shit honestly. I really like looking at older ladies that are married for some reason. The
00:51forbidden fruit really makes me happy. Milfs, Gilfs, bro they all can get it. The saggier
00:56the titties the better. It's more so how big their lips are. Yeah. Which lip are we talking
01:01about? Whichever one they are willing to share. Okay. You f***ed a 60 year old I think one
01:06time at Hobbes, Lake Hobbes. Their granddaughters couldn't even get it. Age is just a number.
01:11What is your most cracked out moment? I almost got in a fight one time and I literally had to
01:15lay it down real quick. Okay. I basically was at a house party and I fought her and then
01:21her girlfriend tried to like defend her and so then obviously I grabbed her and then I threw
01:25her on the stove. Oh papa. Kind of just you know. Oh. But it was a run out, got out
01:32of that and I was
01:32like oh my god what am I doing? Amazing. I got called by the super executive of Dr. Phil when
01:37I was 17 to be on the show.
01:39It's kind of iconic to get hit up by Dr. Phil. I know. I know. That means you seriously have
01:43problems.
01:44What's your most cracked out moment? Decided to black out at the bar. I tried to drive my four-wheeler
01:49off the
01:49cliff and I went to jail because I was not that good a four-wheeler driver. I could understand
01:54why. That was just kind of the start of the night. Oh god. Once I got out I did basically
01:59the same
01:59exact thing worse and then went to jail this about two hours after I got out. How did they let
02:04you out
02:05after two hours? They shouldn't have let me out. I was still hammered. I mean this guy. Yeah. That's
02:10pretty cracked out. I'll crack you 50 bucks right now if you do a shooey for me. Oh wow. Oh
02:16god.
02:17There's no. Wow. No hesitation there. Oh my god. Get the rest. Zamboni. Zamboni.
02:27This is not happening right now. Oh my god. You want it cracked out? I got you. I'm cracked out.
02:32You
02:32deserve to get cracked 50 bucks. That's for sure. What's your most cracked out moment? Someone tried to eat
02:37my ass. I'm gonna be honest. Someone they tried to eat my ass. I was like unconsensually. Very.
02:45She took him back. Ended up grabbing him by his hamstrings. Propped him up. Propped him up. Almost
02:52legs straight up in the air. He was he was helpless. I'm very flexible. You know I couldn't do anything.
02:58I
02:58was unfortunately on a FaceTime with another woman in the room. Okay. You couldn't run in to save the day.
03:03Couldn't do much. I was about 25 minutes away. That's a vulnerable position to be in. What is your
03:07most cracked out moment? On my one year anniversary um he planned nothing and he took me to Chili's
03:12and I absolutely threw a chili margarita in his face and absolutely crashed out when he made me
03:17split the tab with him and I absolutely freaked out. I mean people love Chili's but that's the
03:23triple dipper didn't hit that day. Didn't hit quite as well. Maybe someone here will make it up to me.
03:27Do you have your eyes on anyone you think are cute? No just looking for a hot tall cowboy honestly.
03:33Okay we could probably find you one. Should we go look for him right now? Yeah like maybe he looks
03:36like he can
03:37throw me and beat me but he won't beat me. Perfect let's find him. Let's go mosey a little bit.
03:41We're gonna find you a tall hot cowboy. Whoa whoa green jacket? Hi I actually have a girl for you.
03:48Oh okay what do we got? Well she said tall you're not tall. I would say I'm more average. But
03:52the
03:52cowboy hat work. Okay. You have great teeth. Oh thank you. I appreciate it. You guys should like
03:56exchange numbers or something. Do you want to? Let's do it. Wait let's look at his recently used emojis.
04:01Popcorn number one. All right that's a wild shit on there. Nail emoji. Wait you're actually asking the
04:07right questions. Young love right here. Short love right here. What is your most cracked out moment?
04:14Los Cabos. You know there may have been a kidnapping at knife point between a couple of the buddies.
04:19I was included in that kidnapping. Chains were taken. A lot of money was taken. It saved my life though.
04:24But at the end of the day we prevailed. Yes. That's what we do. Yeah. We're on Hinge.
04:29Not Raya. Hinge is for the s**ks. Hinge is for the s**ks. I'd assume you're on Grindr instead. Okay.
04:36What is your most cracked out moment? The guy I was talking to was talking to another girl at the
04:40same time. So I like made out with his friend. Like went home with his friend. You gotta do what
04:44you
04:44gotta do. I don't regret it at all. All right. What's your most cracked out moment? Probably when I
04:49cracked someone a thousand dollars instead of one dollar. What do you mean by that? What? Because
04:54crack is your all-in-one global money app. When I went to go pay my friend a dollar I
05:00accidentally
05:00sent her a thousand dollars. But it's fine because when I sent her a thousand dollars I actually got
05:04a return back. It's kind of an incentive. I've done that before. Are you plugging an app right now?
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05:13What's your most cracked out moment? One time I just drank way too much alcohol and my friend's house
05:18their toilet didn't work. So we were going to the bars. I had to go. And so I started running.
05:23And then before you know it I started pooping myself. But I didn't know what to do. So and it
05:29felt so good that I just let it all go. And then it was really bad. I had to go
05:33to a steakhouse
05:35because I was the closest bathroom I found. And everyone knew I pooped my pants. It was splattering.
05:42But it felt so good that you couldn't just let a little bit go. I'm telling you it was the
05:46greatest.
05:47It felt really good. I'm really glad it felt really good. I washed out my underwear and then
05:53called an Uber and I kept the underwear. I actually this is actually the same underwear. Of course it
06:00is. There's no stains if you want me to show you. I'm okay. Thank you so much. I have a
06:03story about
06:04my girlfriend. She was so upset that she decided to take the bong and go and pee in it outside
06:09and
06:10then take it back in and literally watch the guy that she was mad at cheating on her hit the
06:14bong.
06:14Uh, writing that one down. Every boyfriend's a stoner and you're mad at him just peeing in his
06:18mom. Genius. What is your most cracked out moment? I was in Italy. I was leaving the club. I was
06:23with
06:23him. I may or may not have peed on a certain monument and the police showed up immediately.
06:28What monument did you pee on? The Duomo. You're a bad boy. Yeah, I am. Thank you guys so much
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06:33watching the video. Hope you enjoyed it. And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs
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