Do Girls Poop At Guy's Houses?

Barstool Sports

9/28/2023

Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00 - Give me like five dollars, I'll poop.

00:02 I'll Venmo you five right now, just pop a squat.

00:05 - Chandler, please.

00:08 - This is really happening.

00:09 (upbeat music)

00:12 - Welcome back to Dirt With Dani,

00:15 my name is Dani Jackal and tonight I'm in Louisiana

00:17 and I'm gonna be asking people pooping questions.

00:19 Speaking of pooping, this episode is presented to you

00:21 by Dude Wipes, the extra large flushable wipes

00:23 that clear instead of smear, which you can find

00:26 on Amazon or Walmart and Target nationwide.

00:28 Enjoy the video.

00:29 - What's the right way to wipe?

00:31 - Front to back.

00:31 - Back to front.

00:32 - You're gonna hit your balls?

00:33 - Not gonna hit the balls.

00:34 - He's gonna hit his balls.

00:36 - You're gonna hit your balls.

00:37 - Do you bunch or fold?

00:38 - What does that mean?

00:39 - When you wipe your booty?

00:41 - Fold.

00:43 - Girls do poop?

00:44 - Yes, every two to three months.

00:46 - I forget, it's kinda like a period.

00:48 - Yeah, basically.

00:49 - What's the correct way to wipe?

00:51 - Front to back, of course.

00:52 - I've always done back to front.

00:55 If you reach from the front to the back,

00:56 it's a more natural stroke.

00:58 - Thank you.

00:59 - Yeah, you're really getting in there.

01:01 You're really getting in there.

01:01 - You're cleaning it out 100%, Drake.

01:03 - I mean, all I really got from this

01:05 is that you're a buncher.

01:06 - Smell that, smell that.

01:07 (laughing)

01:08 Watch this (beep) smell it.

01:10 - That was a little nasty.

01:11 - Woo pig, baby.

01:14 - I'm glad you got a sniff of that one, too.

01:15 Do you poop at boys' houses?

01:17 - I poop anywhere.

01:18 - Can you poop right now?

01:19 - Maybe.

01:20 - I mean, we got dude wipes to wipe it, so.

01:23 - Give me like $5, I'll poop.

01:25 - I'll Venmo you five right now, just pop a squat.

01:28 - Chandler, please.

01:31 - This is really happening.

01:32 Do you poop at girls' houses?

01:33 - Of course.

01:34 I hope they have like a scrubber for the toilet,

01:37 'cause it's always Picasso every time.

01:39 - Could've lived my whole life without knowing that one.

01:41 What's the right way to wipe?

01:43 - Up and down.

01:44 - You like get in there with your fingies?

01:45 - In and out.

01:46 - That's kinda weird.

01:47 - No, it's not weird.

01:48 - Do you bunch or fold?

01:49 - Bench.

01:50 - That wasn't an option.

01:51 Do you poop at boys' houses?

01:52 - Yeah, I poop at the bar, I poop everywhere.

01:54 - Do you poop at boys' houses?

01:55 - I don't go to boys' houses.

01:57 - Are you lesbian?

01:58 - No.

01:59 - What is the right way to wipe?

02:01 - Front to back.

02:02 - Why do you--

02:03 - Wait, back to front.

02:04 But I mean, it does make your balls stink a little bit,

02:07 so you gotta wipe front to back sometimes.

02:11 Depends if you go and see a little Sneak and Link.

02:14 Depends.

02:15 - Both of those are wrong.

02:16 - What's the right way to wipe?

02:17 - With dude wipes.

02:18 - I swear to God, I use those at my house.

02:21 - Oh, well, do you want another one?

02:22 - Yeah, I'll use one tonight.

02:24 - They're not gonna make your balls stink

02:25 for your Sneaky Link.

02:26 - Wait, we gotta close it.

02:27 They're gonna dry up.

02:28 - Oh, thank you.

02:29 So courteous.

02:30 You already know the drill.

02:31 - Amazon, Walmart, Target, dude wipes.

02:34 - Wipe it out.

02:35 - Yep, thank you for the demonstration.

02:36 - Front to, back to front, front to back.

02:39 - Whatever way you want.

02:40 - Dude wipes all the way.

02:41 - Yep.

02:42 - Do you poop?

02:43 - You know, girls pooping, it's like period.

02:45 Like, it's only once a month.

02:46 - You sure about that?

02:48 - Ask any girl here.

02:49 Like, have a random girl.

02:50 Here, hold on, let's ask.

02:52 - Do you poop?

02:55 - Once a month, like a period.

02:56 - Yeah.

02:57 - If it's like a period, is there like a butthole tampon?

03:00 - Were you born under a rock?

03:02 - That's so rude.

03:04 - Do you poop at girls' houses?

03:05 - I'll usually go to their apartment lobby.

03:08 - What if they live in a house?

03:09 - A hole in their backyard.

03:11 - I see.

03:11 - Yeah, bring one of those little sand shovels

03:13 that they include like kids' buckets with sand.

03:16 I always keep that in my back pocket.

03:17 - Smart.

03:18 - Yeah.

03:19 - Between having a shovel and a bucket

03:20 and some dude wipes, you're good to go.

03:21 - Exactly.

03:22 - Would you like one?

03:23 - Yeah, this will be very nice tonight.

03:25 - What's the correct way to wipe?

03:26 - Bottom to top.

03:27 - Front to back.

03:29 - No, if you poop, you just wipe in the back,

03:32 but if you pee, you wipe in the front.

03:34 - Yeah, bottom to top.

03:35 - You can get like infections from that, I'm pretty sure.

03:38 - Yeah, like UTI.

03:39 - 'Cause you get like poop stuck in your vagina.

03:42 - WebMD is not always right.

03:44 - You're not out here getting UTIs.

03:45 - No, I'm not having (beep) like these other girls.

03:48 So I just do bottom to top.

03:50 - E. coli is E. coli, but sure, you do you.

03:53 - Do you bunch or fold?

03:54 - Oh, fold.

03:55 - What does fold mean?

03:56 - Well, he's definitely a buncher.

03:57 - I'm a muncher.

03:58 - That works too.

03:59 Do you poop at girls' houses?

04:00 - Hell no, munch and run.

04:02 - Do you bunch or fold?

04:03 - I don't never fold, baby.

04:04 - You bunch?

04:05 - I put pressure on it.

04:07 - You put pressure on your butthole?

04:08 - I put pressure in her butthole.

04:11 - Okay, I was more referring to when you wipe your butt, but.

04:15 (laughing)

04:17 - Man, look, I'm pressing with it, you hear me?

04:19 I'm pressing.

04:20 - I mean, I did hear, I did hear.

04:23 - Thank you.

04:24 What's the right way to wipe?

04:26 - Front to back, there's no other way.

04:27 - I would say back to front.

04:29 - Oh, no, you don't want that in there.

04:31 - No, it's front to back.

04:32 - You take a break, back, break, front.

04:35 - How long are you wiping for?

04:36 I mean, this is gonna take you a long time.

04:38 - Yes, you gotta be all clear.

04:40 - No wonder it takes so long for girls to go to the bathroom

04:42 because you're taking breaks in between wipes.

04:44 Do you bunch or fold?

04:46 - Bunch.

04:47 - I mean, yeah, I fold my clothes, like.

04:49 - Talking about when you wipe your butt.

04:51 - Oh, oh.

04:53 - I bunch, I, yeah, I bunch.

04:55 - I fold it.

04:56 - Now there's different answers.

04:57 - Like the toilet paper, right?

04:59 - Yeah, I mean, you could use dude wipes instead.

05:01 They're an extra large, flushable wipe.

05:03 They clear the smear.

05:04 - Oh, okay, I roll it and then, yeah, wipe.

05:08 - Can you just demonstrate for me?

05:10 - Okay.

05:13 - And then wipe.

05:14 - No.

05:15 - See, you fold it like this,

05:16 'cause then you have some left over.

05:17 - I'm thinking bunch, fold, switch sides.

05:21 - No, that's a little bit too small.

05:23 - Yeah, that's pretty much too small.

05:24 - You don't wanna run into like your fingernails in you.

05:26 - That'd be bad.

05:27 - E.coli central.

05:28 You should be using dude wipes, honestly.

05:30 - What does dude wipes do?

05:31 - Well, they're extra large, flushable wipes.

05:33 They clear the smear.

05:34 - They're for your (beep)

05:35 - Yeah.

05:36 - Let me get that sweat for you, buddy.

05:37 - You're very versatile.

05:39 - Very versatile.

05:39 - You clogged the toilet?

05:41 - No, they're actually flushable.

05:42 - Really?

05:43 - Yes.

05:44 - Wow, use dude wipes today.

05:45 - Don't they make fun?

05:46 - Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

05:48 I hope you enjoyed it.

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05:53 And don't forget to go buy yourself some dude wipes,

05:55 the extra large and flushable wipes that clear

05:57 instead of smear,

05:58 which you can get on Amazon or Walmart

06:00 and Target nationwide.

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