Picking Up Guys While Picking My Nose!

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5 months ago

Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel

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00:00Sorry, one sec. I just gotta get... I think I got some bats in the cave.

00:05Thanks. Yeah? Welcome back to my channel. My name is Dani Jackal. Today I'm at the Ohio State

00:09University and I'm gonna be picking up guys while picking my nose. I know that sounds disgusting

00:13and it kind of is, but I'm gonna be putting just my nail in there basically and not really digging

00:18around for much. And I'm gonna be hand sanitizing before, after, and the person that I prank so you

00:22don't have to worry and just enjoy the video. Sorry, I just like had to run over here and stop

00:26you because I thought you were pretty cute. Okay. What's your name? Couldn't help but say

00:30something to you. Yeah. I'm Dani. I'm Jackson. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Should I get your number? Yeah, for sure.

00:38You from around here? Um, no, San Diego. San Diego? Yeah. What brings you up here?

00:47Sorry, I have like some bats in the cave. My gosh. There you go. Thank you so much. I'll hit you up.

00:54Maybe we can hang out tonight. Yeah, for sure. Okay. All right. I'll keep it tight. Sounds good.

01:00You're not single, are you? I am. Why? Because I was just trying to get your number. Oh,

01:04all right. Let me get your number. That's you.

01:09What you up to? I was trying to get some food. How about you?

01:12I can look with that right now because I was just in there trying to like take it earlier. Oh,

01:17really? It is crowded as all hell. Oh my God. It's brutal. So yeah, good luck doing anything on

01:25campus around here. Thank you. Thank you so much. Sorry, I'm a bugger.

01:30Hi. Hi. I love this color on you. Thank you. Really brings out the eyes. Thank you. It like makes

01:43me want your number. Okay. Was that too like cheesy and weird? I liked it. Thank you. Oh,

01:48so you like me? Yeah, sure. Okay. I mean, you're pretty. Yeah. Thanks. I mean, you're pretty. Thanks.

01:53Thanks. Let me get your number. Okay. We can go from there. Okay. I think that should be good. Uh-huh.

01:59That's really pretty. I'm just trying to dig for gold. Yeah. Do you, um, do you mind if I wipe this

02:05on you? I don't want to get my outfit dirty. You can wipe it on the book. Oh, thank you so much.

02:10You're welcome. So nice of you. Take care. How are we not going to grow up? You look pretty cute.

02:16I'm not going to lie. Yeah. Just trying to get your number. Yeah, you can. Okay, cool.

02:23What grade are you? Uh, sophomore. How about you? Yeah, I'm a freshman.

02:27Nice. Cool. Thank you so much. What's your name? Danny. Danny. Yeah. Nice to meet you. Have a good one.

02:36Sorry. I know you're on the phone. I just had to stop you because I was like, if he's single right now,

02:39like this might be my husband. Yeah. I'm single on the phone with my mom right now. Oh, hi mommy.

02:45Okay. This is my reminder to get your number. You have two phones. Yeah. One for the hoes and,

02:51oh, you know what I mean? One, one for the bros. Yeah. Can I get your number? Sure. Is there

02:56consensually, you know, with your mom now that she's here? Yeah. I'll just let you type it in.

03:07Sorry. One sec. Let me just cut this. Okay. Cool. All right. Sweet. Good to meet you. Nice to meet you.

03:13I don't know how he's down for that. What year are you? I am a senior. How about you? I'm a freshman. Oh,

03:19okay. I love a little fresh meat. Can I get your phone number? Sure. Why not?

03:25There you go. Sorry. One sec. I got some bats in the cave. You're all right. Hold on one sec.

03:33Do I look all good? Yeah. You're good. Okay. Cool. Thanks. Nice to meet you.

03:37What's your name? I'm Tyrus. What's yours? Danny. I have a good friend down here named Danny.

03:45Maybe I'm her. Maybe you are. Maybe I should get your number. Either way. You can have my number,

03:49yes. Okay. Are you going to the game tomorrow? Yes. Are you? I am. Okay. Nice. What is your number?

03:57Sorry. I just need to get a little bit out of here. Okay. Am I all good? Yes. You're all good.

04:05Did that turn you off too much? No. Did it turn you on? No. Okay. I'm just kind of chilling,

04:11you know? Has anyone ever told you that you're the hottest thing I've ever seen in your whole life?

04:15Thank you. No. Okay. Well, I'm Danny. I'm Michael. Michael. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

04:20Could I get your number? Sure. Okay. Cool. Where are you from? San Diego. How about you?

04:29Oh, shit. I'm from Columbus. Sorry. One sec. I just got to get... I forgot some bats in the cave.

04:35Thanks. Yeah. Bye, Michael. Bye.

04:40Hi. How you doing? What's your name? Saga. Definitely not a saga meeting you.

04:45I'll tell you that one. I think I've seen your videos before. Really? Yeah.

04:49Oh, fuck. Sorry. Never mind then. Hey, guys. Tell everyone to subscribe, though. Subscribe.

04:57You know I almost picked my nose in front of you. I picked my own time. Oh, well. Yeah. That makes

05:03two of us. I'm filming a prank, like, picking up guys while picking my nose. Oh, yeah. So sorry.

05:07That was, like, really fucking disgusting. I'm, like, spraying my hands a million times. Yeah,

05:10right. Um, but yeah, we're just getting people's reactions doing that. Is it cool if you squeeze

05:14that in the video? Yeah, it's all good. I'm filming a prank video and I, like,

05:18couldn't keep it together. Yeah, I figured. I figured. I'm so sorry. I'm doing, like,

05:22a picking up, picking nose while picking up guys. So, like, it's really awkward for me to even have

05:27the balls to try to pick my, pick my nose right now while talking to you. Nah, dude,

05:31I figured some shit was going down here. You were awesome. No, I'm sorry. Hey,

05:34good luck with the rest of it, man. Thank you. Is it cool with you if we use that in the video?

05:37I'm giving a shit, man. Go for it. Thank you. You were awesome. Like,

05:39sorry to be so fucking weird. No, I, yeah. No, that was fun. That was funny. Is it cool with you if we use that in the video?

05:46Go ahead. Thank you guys so much for watching the video. Hope you enjoyed it,

05:49and if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe,

05:52follow me on the rest of my social platforms, and I'm going to go wash my hands for about the next

05:55five hours. Bye.

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