Setting Impossible Expectations For Guys Prank

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Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel

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00:00Can I get your number?

00:02Sure.

00:03Actually, let me see.

00:04What shoes are you wearing?

00:05I've got to see if you're worth, like, you know, actually getting in front of me.

00:09Welcome back to my channel.

00:10My name is Dani Jackal, and today I'm at SDSU,

00:12and I'm going to be picking up guys with high expectations.

00:14Also, this episode is presented to you by HeyDudes.

00:17That was really hard on jeans, but they're the comfiest and most lightweight shoes

00:21you could ever wear on your feet.

00:22You can get them at HeyDude.com, but for now, enjoy the video.

00:25Something's wrong with my phone.

00:27Your number's not in it.

00:31What?

00:32I just, I think it would work better if it wasn't there.

00:36Um, okay.

00:38I've never had this happen to me.

00:40Oh, well, I can be your first.

00:42Yeah, I appreciate it.

00:44What are you doing later?

00:45Huh?

00:46What are you doing later?

00:47Homework and eat.

00:48I'm down for us to get something to eat.

00:51At yours.

00:52Or whatever.

00:53I don't know.

00:55We can figure it out over text.

00:57Okay.

00:58Yeah, too much.

00:59Yeah, yeah.

01:00Okay.

01:01See ya.

01:02Can I ride you?

01:03Or, sorry, ride your board?

01:04Uh, yeah.

01:05Okay.

01:06Cool.

01:07Yeah, of course.

01:08Okay.

01:09I honestly, yeah, I don't want to mess up my HeyDudes.

01:12No, I got you.

01:13They're great.

01:14I actually like the, I actually like them.

01:15My shoes?

01:16Yeah.

01:17Oh, my God, I'm going the wrong way now.

01:18And you, yeah.

01:19Oh, thanks.

01:20It's a little downhill.

01:21Oh, God.

01:22Yeah, I wasn't planning on going down.

01:23I was planning on going this way.

01:24No, you're good.

01:25You're good.

01:26You got it.

01:27Okay, thanks.

01:28What's your name?

01:29Wait, you said you like me.

01:30Yeah.

01:31Okay.

01:32I like your shoes.

01:33Well, maybe we can, you can have both of them.

01:34Let me know.

01:35It's definitely better than your shoes.

01:36I'll say that.

01:37Okay.

01:38They're a little dirty.

01:39I gotta clean them and it's so good.

01:40I have a bunch of HeyDudes at home, so I can just.

01:41Okay, yeah, just do that and like.

01:42Yeah.

01:43I'll Venmo you or some shit and we can like get the shit going.

01:44Or we can just like kiss and then that's.

01:45We can do that.

01:46We can do that too.

01:48Okay, cool.

01:49I'll get your number.

01:50Yeah, sure.

01:51Have we met?

01:52I don't think so.

01:53Have we?

01:54I don't know.

01:55I think you, you look like my future boyfriend.

01:56No, I don't.

01:57I can't like you.

01:58Why?

01:59You're not really my type.

02:00Oh.

02:01Good though.

02:02No, yeah, you look good.

02:03What's your name?

02:04Danny.

02:05Danny, nice to meet you.

02:06Suheil.

02:07Suheil.

02:08Suheil.

02:09Suheil.

02:10Suheil.

02:11Suheil.

02:12Suheil.

02:13Suheil.

02:14Suheil.

02:15Suheil.

02:16Daniel, nice to meet you.

02:17Suheil.

02:18Suheil.

02:19Suheil.

02:20Well, you're putting me through hell.

02:21So after that rejection.

02:22No, I didn't mean like, I'm trying to be like the most respectful.

02:23That's okay.

02:24No, you are being respectful.

02:25You know what I mean?

02:26I'm just sad, but you know, it's okay.

02:27No, yeah, you're good.

02:28You know, we'll both move on and probably forget about this whole action.

02:31Yeah, this was a very polite rejection and I, I appreciate it.

02:34Honestly.

02:35You want my Instagram?

02:36I'll give you my Instagram.

02:37Well, no, if we don't want each other, that's totally fine.

02:39We can get our ways here and you know, air kiss each other goodbye and call it a day.

02:43call it a day. You'll be good. Thank you. You're pretty enough to find someone. Thank you.

02:47You have a good heart. Thank you. You have a great day. Thanks, you too.

02:51I like your shirt. Thank you. Where'd you get it? Thrifted, I think. Okay, yeah, no, I like it a lot.

02:57I mean, it'd look a lot better off of you, but, you know, on works too. I appreciate it, yeah.

03:01What's your name? Ross. Nice to meet you. What's your name? Danny. Oh, you go to school here?

03:06Yeah. Yeah. How about you? Yeah. I was just going to Shake Smart to get some food.

03:11I'm going to Trader Joe's, actually. Oh, cool. Steak. Nice. Chicken. Something like that. Yeah, I love chicken.

03:18Me too. Are you going there to just cook me dinner later, or? I could, maybe. Okay. See how that goes.

03:25Cool, yeah, I mean, I'll get your number and maybe. Sounds good, yeah. You know, I could see what you're

03:30whipping up for us later on. Chicken salad, pretty basic, you know. Yeah, no, you can toss mine.

03:36Just kidding, that was too much, but that's great, cool. That's good, that's good.

03:41Yeah, okay, do you have a clean room, though? Because that's a deal breaker for you.

03:48Yeah, I got a house and good roommates, so it's not bad. Like, do you clean your room, like, four times a day?

03:55Because if not. Probably, like, once every two or three days, I'll do a full sheet and all that.

04:03Would you mind if I bring my inspector over? Who is it? His name is, his name is Rick. Rick,

04:11is he a friend named Morty? Oh, did you think I was joking? Uh, no. No, his name is Rick Joseph.

04:21What kind of, what kind of inspector is he? Like a cleanliness inspector and stuff. Really? Yeah, I just really,

04:26like, especially if you're going to cook for me. Where did you find him? Craigslist. I'm so

04:31chum-laid back, like, I don't even care, but, like, I might bring my inspector. Okay, well, either way,

04:36I guess, I think I'll pass the check. We'll see, though. Like, you'll, no, like, it, like, if, uh,

04:43oh, you'll, you'll, okay, you'll ace it. Oh, yeah, 100%. Cool, well, um, Ross. Danny. It was a pleasure.

04:50Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'll see you tonight, then, for some chicken. I'm gonna go get the chicken right now.

04:55You do that, baby boy. See ya. I think there's something wrong with my phone.

05:01Um, your number's not in it. I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend. Yeah, no, I, I was just thinking, like,

05:08in case I had, like, a question about, like, places on campus. Like, I don't want you. I'm not the type

05:14of person. Yeah, can I have your girlfriend's number? Uh, she doesn't go here. Okay, yeah, no, I

05:22literally don't even want you. All right, have a good day.

05:29Are you tired? Uh, not really. You've been running through my mind all day.

05:36Oh. That, it took a second, but, uh, I just was trying to spit game. That clearly didn't really

05:42work. That was good, so I'm just listening to music and **** early. Oh, okay. It was a decent one.

05:49Okay, well, I'm glad I got your attention now. Yeah. I need to put my phone in my bag. Do you

05:54mind just holding this for me really quick? Only one for you. This. Thank you. I just wanted a reason

06:02to hold your hand. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Well, I'm Nate. Hi, Nate. Your friend's walking.

06:08Excuse me. Um. This is my roommate. Hi. It's nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm not gonna lie,

06:14I was feeling really off today, but when I saw you walk by, you really turned me on.

06:19Okay. What's your name? Danny. Danny. What's your name? Trent. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

06:26Could I get your number? Yeah, it's good. Are you gonna take my number now? Sure. If it's fine by you.

06:31What did you say? You said you was feeling down? I was feeling really off today, but you turned me on.

06:36Yeah. It's just, you know, a little pickup line. You got a pickup line? I mean, I already had one,

06:44and I think it worked. I think. Yeah, it worked. Have we met? I don't think so. Because you look

06:52exactly like my future boyfriend. So, I'm Danny. It's Danny. Alex. Nice to meet you. Oh, nice firm

06:59handshake. Thanks. You know, it says a lot about somebody. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Was mine firm or

07:05weak? It was firm. Okay. I was gonna say, you better not call me weak, or I'll fight you.

07:15You know. Yeah. Can I get your number? I can't have a girlfriend. Yeah. No, I didn't want it. I was

07:20just like seeing if there was a potential ability, but I didn't even want it, you know. Yeah. No, like

07:25you, right? Yeah. Tell your girlfriend I say hi. Yeah, no worries. I honestly had a good pickup line,

07:34but you're just so good looking that I'm speechless. Can I get your number? Sure.

07:42Actually, let me see. What shoes are you wearing? I gotta see if you're worth, like,

07:46you know, actually getting in front. Because, okay. No, those are fine. I think hey dudes would

07:52be a little bit better. Shoes just tell a lot about somebody, and. Great. But I can, I'm still

07:57down to get your number. I think I'm good. Oh, do you believe in love at first sight?

08:02Once in a while. Okay, cool. Do you want me to walk by again, or is this good enough?

08:07This is great. What's your name? I'm Danny. What's your name? Griffin. Griffin. Nice to meet you. Nice

08:12to meet you, too. Can I get your number? Of course you can. Okay, cool. Actually, let me see. What

08:17shoes are you wearing? Oof. I'll just bring you a pair of hey dudes, and then we'll just call it a

08:24day. All right. Okay, cool. Love you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Is this not a break or

08:28nothing? Oh, no, it is. It is? I'm, yeah, the camera's right there. I was about to tell you.

08:33We're filming a video, just getting people's reactions, like,

08:36just pick up lines and stuff. But you were awesome. Who's recording it? Colton in the corner

08:41over there. You were awesome, though. Sorry. No, you're good. I'm being so weird, but is it cool

08:45with you? Is that in the video? Yeah, it's fine. Is it cool if both of you guys are in the video?

08:49Yeah, that's fine. A hundred percent. Thank you. Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

08:53I hope you enjoyed it. If you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below,

08:56subscribe, follow me on the rest of my social platforms, and don't forget to head over to

08:59HeyDo.com to buy yourself a pair of the comfiest, lightest shoes that you will ever own, and I'll

09:03see you in the next video. Bye.

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