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00:00:00Listen, have a maw, never maw, never maw.
00:00:03Okay, what's more?
00:00:06To me is an average kid that no one understands.
00:00:11Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him command.
00:00:15Bitch, what?
00:00:16Toon and Bloom up in his room, he's broken yet instantly.
00:00:20He finds magic little fish who grabs every wish.
00:00:23Cause in reality, they are his odd parents, fairly odd parents.
00:00:28Wands and wigs, gloaty-growny things.
00:00:30Odd parents, fairly odd parents.
00:00:33Rib on, peep on, bum on, hot dog.
00:00:35Up to, shrug, or goose, green rose, clopper juice, giant steak, birthday cake, large rice, chop a shake.
00:00:41Odd parents, fairly odd parents.
00:00:44It's actually living you and your kid with fairly odd parents.
00:00:48Yeah, right.
00:00:58Bombkinator Doomsday Device Countdown.
00:01:12Prepare to destroy entire planet.
00:01:14Ten.
00:01:16Nine.
00:01:17Treat or treat.
00:01:19Don't you mean, trick?
00:01:26Yes!
00:01:27Intergalactic scourge, I can totally defeat you in less than ten seconds.
00:01:31It's crash, nebula.
00:01:33Five, four, three, two, one.
00:01:37Ah, spacecraft.
00:01:38That's what I want to be for Halloween.
00:01:49That!
00:01:50Okay!
00:01:52No!
00:01:53A jack-o-bot!
00:01:55But, Timmy, those are the bad guys!
00:01:57I know, but the coolest Halloween costumes are always the scary ones.
00:02:01And those jack-o-bots are cool.
00:02:03I need a cool costume.
00:02:05Mmm, like ours.
00:02:08I'm going as your mom.
00:02:10And I'm going as your dad.
00:02:12And I'm going straight to therapy.
00:02:14The heck you are.
00:02:16You're going trick-or-treating whether you're crazy or not.
00:02:19We gotta move quick.
00:02:21Chester and AJ will be here any minute.
00:02:23I wish I had one of the jack-o-bot costumes.
00:02:29Uh, hey, what gifts?
00:02:31Hmm.
00:02:31Well, it says here there are only four actual costumes, and they were won in a contest.
00:02:37Somebody must already have them.
00:02:39Who?
00:02:39Trick or treat!
00:02:41Wow!
00:02:42Cool, authentic jack-o-bot costumes, kids!
00:02:45What?
00:02:45I'm the gold jack-o-bot!
00:02:52I'm silver!
00:02:54And I'm the flawless diamond princess jack-o-bot!
00:02:58This is my lackey, the far less precious ruby jack-o-bot.
00:03:02More shine, please!
00:03:04Hey, everybody!
00:03:06Let's float!
00:03:06Ha ha ha!
00:03:09Hey!
00:03:09How'd you get those costumes?
00:03:11They were supposed to be won in a contest!
00:03:13Well, may the richest kids who can bribe the judges win!
00:03:18Now fork over the treats or...
00:03:20You get tricked!
00:03:22Ooh, there'll be no need for tricking here!
00:03:25Costumes this wonderful deserve treats equally as wonderful!
00:03:29Here's Timmy's video games, all of his CDs, and the money we were saving for his birthday presents!
00:03:37Hey!
00:03:38Why'd you give them all my wonderful stuff?
00:03:40Why not?
00:03:41Those costumes were wonderful!
00:03:46Wild Chester and AJ's costumes are not wonderful!
00:03:49But you kids will get something equally as wonderful!
00:03:53Advice!
00:03:54Remember to say please and thank you, even when receiving lame advice for a Halloween treat?
00:04:00Right-clicking your mouse gives you a variety of options while editing documents?
00:04:05Happy Halloween!
00:04:05Your parents stink, Timmy!
00:04:10But come on!
00:04:11What'd you expect?
00:04:12You're not gonna get any candy in those lame outfits!
00:04:15Oh, yeah?
00:04:16What are you going ass?
00:04:17I can always go as the most terrifying monster in the world!
00:04:21Vicky!
00:04:22Vicky!
00:04:23Vicky!
00:04:24Vicky!
00:04:25Yep!
00:04:26My parents are paying you to take me, Chester and AJ trick-or-treating, aren't they?
00:04:32Mm-hmm.
00:04:33I'm dead, aren't I?
00:04:35You're not just dead, you're undead!
00:04:39Hmm, good thing I brought the two-ply!
00:04:42One-ply!
00:04:44Too many!
00:04:45I can't break free!
00:04:47Ooh, a mummy made of toilet paper.
00:04:51Much less lame.
00:04:53And remember, I get a 70-30 split of all candy taken in!
00:04:58Move it!
00:05:06Well, I don't care if I am wrapped in toilet paper and my costume stinks.
00:05:10I'm ready, I'm willing, and I'm...
00:05:13Totally absorbent!
00:05:15Right, Cosmo!
00:05:17Cosmo!
00:05:18Wanda!
00:05:18What are you guys doing?
00:05:19If anybody sees you with me, you'll have to go away forever!
00:05:22Timmy, it's okay!
00:05:23It's Halloween!
00:05:25Everybody's wearing a costume!
00:05:27Yeah, nobody will know we're fairies!
00:05:29This year, I'm going as a floating human janitor!
00:05:32And I'm a floating human nurse!
00:05:34Who floats?
00:05:35And I'm the wicked witch of...
00:05:37Where's my candy?
00:05:40Start begging!
00:05:45Behold, my queen!
00:05:50It appears the Earthlings are hosting some sort of intergalactic convention!
00:05:54Without inviting us?
00:05:56They're conspiring against us!
00:05:59Ah!
00:06:01This offense by the Earthlings demands a royal response of the highest order!
00:06:05I shall pout!
00:06:12Good thing these actual jack-o-butt costumes give us enhanced strength!
00:06:17Yeah!
00:06:18It sure makes it easier to carry all this candy no one else is getting!
00:06:25Ouch!
00:06:26Trick-or-treat!
00:06:31Principal Waxleplex?
00:06:33You're dressed as a mirror?
00:06:36So you can all see what wonderful students you are!
00:06:39I have an extra special gift for all of you!
00:06:47Reflective tape?
00:06:48That's right!
00:06:49I'm reflective!
00:06:51You're reflective!
00:06:52This year, I'm giving away safety!
00:06:54And if you teepee my house, I'll hold all of you back a year!
00:06:59I'm being held back a year anyway!
00:07:01Woo-hoo!
00:07:02Woo-hoo!
00:07:07Trick-or-treat!
00:07:10Wow!
00:07:11Great evil dentist costume, Dr. Bender!
00:07:14And great tooth fairy costume, Wendell!
00:07:16What costumes?
00:07:18Here you go, children!
00:07:20Sugar-flavoured, sugar-coated pieces of sugar!
00:07:24Wrathed in sugar!
00:07:26And filled with anti-fluoride!
00:07:29Enjoy the tooth-rotting goodness!
00:07:32And I'll be slowly scraping your gums in no time!
00:07:37AHHHHH!
00:07:38AHHHHH!
00:07:39AHHHHH!
00:07:39AHHHHH!
00:07:40AHHHHH!
00:07:40AHHHHH!
00:07:40AHHHHH!
00:07:40AHHHHH!
00:07:40AHHHHH!
00:07:41AHHHHH!
00:07:41You're the reason I don't have any friends!
00:07:44AHHHHH!
00:07:44AHHHHH!
00:07:45AHHHHH!
00:07:46AHHHHH!
00:07:47AHHHHH!
00:07:48AHHHHH!
00:07:49Wait, wait!
00:07:50AHHHHH!
00:07:51AHHHHH!
00:07:52You were right, my queen!
00:07:53It is a conspiracy!
00:07:55The Earthlings are arming themselves for war with the substance most lethal to we Yugopotamians!
00:08:00Candy!
00:08:01The fence demands a royal response of an even higher order!
00:08:04I shall...
00:08:06...write an angry letter!
00:08:09Somebody mirror this!
00:08:10Look!
00:08:11We're at the Bucks of Plenty's Mansion!
00:08:12They're rich!
00:08:13Mmm!
00:08:14Great costumes, rich kids!
00:08:15Thanks, rich adult!
00:08:16I got a candy apple and twelve thousand dollars!
00:08:17I got cougarins and a pound of fudge!
00:08:18Thanks to our amazing costumes, the rich get richer!
00:08:20Hey everybody!
00:08:21Let's gloat again!
00:08:22AHHHHH!
00:08:23AHHHHH!
00:08:24AHHHHH!
00:08:25AHHHHH!
00:08:26AHHHHH!
00:08:27AHHHHH!
00:08:28AHHHHH!
00:08:29AHHHHH!
00:08:30AHHHHH!
00:08:31AHHHHH!
00:08:32Trick or Treat!
00:08:42well, let's see what we have for children that don't have wonderful robot costumes...
00:08:49Goberman..
00:08:50Rottweiler..
00:08:59Hi! In the bushes! They won't see us in the shadows!
00:09:11Oh no! The safety tape!
00:09:13What's so safe about this?
00:09:17Ah! Go on without me!
00:09:20Okay!
00:09:21I was just being dramatic!
00:09:25Nice doggies!
00:09:32Next!
00:09:36Look at it this way! That toilet paper is really helping to slow down the bleeding!
00:09:40Reflective tape, bite wounds? Aw man!
00:09:43The rich kids are gonna get all the good stuff and we're not gonna get anything because of our stupid, unrealistic costumes!
00:09:50Vicky seems to be raking it in and she doesn't even have a costume!
00:09:53Yeah! You're right, Cosmo!
00:09:56Huh? I was right about something?
00:09:58Alright! Then I'm way too smart to be a janitor! From now on, I'm gonna be the supervisor!
00:10:04Look at all my keys!
00:10:05Don't you see? The rich kids are getting candy because their costumes are real!
00:10:09And Vicky's getting our candy because she's scary! Just plain scary!
00:10:14That's what I want! I wish all of our costumes were real and scary!
00:10:19On Halloween!
00:10:21On Halloween!
00:10:22All through the night!
00:10:24We should be filled with fear and fright!
00:10:28But I don't see much here tonight!
00:10:31Tonight!
00:10:32Cause everything is so fake!
00:10:34I want something real and real scary!
00:10:36Not cardboard squeaky or clean!
00:10:38I want something big green and hairy!
00:10:40Like a frog on a fur trampoline?
00:10:41No!
00:10:42It's time to get down to business!
00:10:44And spook up this boring scene!
00:10:46I wish things were real and real scary!
00:10:48Tonight!
00:10:49On Halloween!
00:10:50Ah!
00:10:51Ha ha!
00:10:52Real and scary!
00:10:53Like a vampire's face in the night!
00:10:55Real and scary!
00:10:57Like a witch on a broom taking flight!
00:10:59Real and scary!
00:11:01Like an un-washed forgot-washed dream!
00:11:03Real and scary!
00:11:05Like a zit-covered hormone, Christine!
00:11:07That's what I want! Real and scary!
00:11:09So when I trick or treat they can see that I'm a force to be dealt with!
00:11:13And they better give their candy to me!
00:11:15I wish we were all real and scary!
00:11:17I wish this was one freaky scene!
00:11:19I wish the whole world were real scary!
00:11:21Tonight! On Halloween!
00:11:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:11:29BING!
00:11:30BING!
00:11:31BING!
00:11:32BING!
00:11:34BING!
00:11:35BING!
00:11:36BING!
00:11:42POSMO WANDA!
00:11:43It worked!
00:11:44I'm a real mummy! Not a toilet paper covered kid, but a real honest to dead mummy!
00:11:51And I'm running! Cool!
00:11:53This is awesome! Who cares if I didn't get to wear that stupid Jackalbot costume?
00:11:59Look at us! This is gonna be the best Halloween ever!
00:12:03Halloween greetings, Jackalbot!
00:12:07Hey Chad, look! It's our archenemy, Crash Nephew Boyle!
00:12:12He's got intergalacne!
00:12:18And you should prepare to perish, Gold and Silver Jackalbot!
00:12:23Unite to form Mega Jackalbot!
00:12:29Prepare for pulse-pounding space action and pulse-pounding pulsing face pustules!
00:12:35Seek out additional Jackalbots!
00:12:43To form Pumpkinator Doomsday device!
00:12:46And make this the worst Halloween ever!
00:12:49By destroying the Earth!
00:12:52Jackalbots, activate gloat mode!
00:12:55I'm witching! You're watching!
00:13:01Sweet Week on Nickelodeon will be right back!
00:13:03What an awesome Halloween! Our real scary costumes rock!
00:13:06All right, Twerp! I'm running low on sugar!
00:13:10Let's go!
00:13:11Wow, Vicky's still the same horrible person she was before my wish!
00:13:13Next time, maybe we should dress her up as a human being! Or a pickle!
00:13:16Well, at least all the other kids seem to be enjoying their costumes!
00:13:19All? What do you mean, all?
00:13:22All? Everybody!
00:13:46What?
00:13:47mom me jeff and eric are going torturing where'd you put my death ray hey what are you guys
00:14:01watching the earthlings have triggered a doomsday device called the pumpkinator
00:14:05that's going to blow up their entire planets awesome i mean not awesome that is my beloved
00:14:15evil vicky you must let me save her well i suppose we could put her in the zoo as the last survivor of
00:14:22a dead planet okay dudes these anti-candy suits should protect us from the sugary human weapons
00:14:33but just to be sure let us test the suits by using this hideously yummy earthly gumdrop
00:14:40oh it's sweetness is most painful okay according to the radiance on my vicky detector there is a
00:14:53colossal concentration of pure badness 50 000 ugopotamian miles from here which should be
00:15:01like two earth inches oh great you geeks where'd you get the stupid european costumes dorks are us
00:15:08vicky my beloved tis i mark you're rocking princely love from look out she's armed
00:15:17oh great even those kids have cooler costumes than i do look at those realistic ugopotamian costumes
00:15:41wait a minute how can there be ugopotamian costumes we're the only ones on earth who know they exist
00:15:47vicky i love you they're real vicky you must let me take you away from this horrible doomed planet
00:15:57doomed oh man not only are the rich kids linking up to both the world they still have cooler costumes than me
00:16:05i wish we were all back to normal
00:16:07uh what timmy when you wished everyone's costume was real and scary we became a real scary human
00:16:17monster janitor and nurse without magic powers you mean you can't fix this they're gonna blow up the earth
00:16:24i've got to use every ounce of my awesome mummy powers to stop them
00:16:28new plan cosmo you have to stall mark and keep them on this planet at all costs
00:16:34wanda i need you to roll my head to the nearest costume store
00:16:38hmm i don't know timmy all work orders must be submitted in writing
00:16:42judge go
00:16:43come on let's roll
00:16:46come vicky let us board my princely pod and blow this rock
00:16:54hold it right there i'm afraid i can't let you gentlemen leave just yet
00:17:02i'm here to inspect your vehicle but first it's time for my break
00:17:05hey the dimsdale costume emporium with all the amazing costumes here i'm bound to find something
00:17:19that'll help us
00:17:20it's the last two jack-a-bots
00:17:24look over there
00:17:32the clearance bin
00:17:33bits and pieces of costumes that were left over
00:17:36all that's left is bad vampire teeth a crimson chin mask
00:17:40a crash nebula boot a fin from the creature of the lagoon and a ballerina tutu
00:17:44this might sound cliche but you gotta throw my silver head into the clearance bin
00:18:03but timmy none of those costumes can stop a 30 foot tall doomsday device
00:18:10alone probably not
00:18:12together
00:18:14they probably can
00:18:18all right pumpkinator let's dance
00:18:25activate ruckus boosters
00:18:38good thing i got the part of crash nebula that kicks butt
00:18:45you can't hit a guy with vampire powers
00:18:55do it
00:19:21pickle monkey chicken taco
00:19:27i know puddin
00:19:30i will mourn him for 9000 yugopotamian days
00:19:34and now i'm done
00:19:36and freeze one of his clones
00:19:38three minutes and counting
00:19:41you won't pull up the earth if you're my undead slave
00:19:44you won't pull up the earth if you're my undead slave
00:19:48one minute and counting
00:19:58comments pumpkination transformation
00:20:02TRANSFORMATION!
00:20:2059! 58! 57!
00:20:24He's gonna blow!
00:20:25Wanda, help!
00:20:26But I'm not a fairy anymore!
00:20:28Without my fairy powers, I'm as useless as that tooth!
00:20:33Wait a minute!
00:20:34If you become whatever you're wearing, that's it!
00:20:38Sweetie, wake up!
00:20:45Holy molar!
00:20:47I'm gonna have to give this kid more than a quarter!
00:20:52Let me hold that for you!
00:20:53And that, if you become whatever costume you're wearing...
00:20:58Yes!
00:21:00Make a wish!
00:21:02Make any wish!
00:21:04I don't want everything real and scary!
00:21:06I want Halloween the way it's supposed to be!
00:21:08Fake and safe!
00:21:10I'm a fairy again!
00:21:12Ah, five more minutes!
00:21:22I'm a fairy again!
00:21:24Ah, five more minutes!
00:21:26Wow! All my stuff!
00:21:28My ship!
00:21:30It's like way trashed!
00:21:42And you, you're not some cool undead mummy head!
00:21:46You're that stupid Earth kid I keep running into every time I come here!
00:21:50Of course I'm not a mummy!
00:21:52It was a costume!
00:21:53For Halloween!
00:21:54Wait!
00:21:56You mean this planet isn't arming itself for intergalactic war?
00:22:00Nuh, uh, yes it is!
00:22:04Oh, it's a Timmy!
00:22:04What are you-
00:22:06Shh!
00:22:06I, Timmy Turner, Supreme High Supervisor, declare war between Earth and Yugopotamia!
00:22:13Mother!
00:22:15Uh...
00:22:16And Father!
00:22:17Activate the teleporters and launch the P-Bomb!
00:22:21He's alive!
00:22:29Farewell, Vicky!
00:22:31I will never forget you!
00:22:33Dude, we've already had our clone!
00:22:37And thus, I move on!
00:22:39Launch the P-Bomb!
00:22:43Let's get out of here!
00:22:48Timmy, make a wish!
00:22:49That thing could go at any minute!
00:22:51That's right!
00:22:52And remember, the Yugopotamians are idiots!
00:22:55They think good is bad and ugly is pretty!
00:22:58And their ultimate weapon is candy!
00:23:01The P is for piΓ±ata!
00:23:03Phew!
00:23:04There goes my worst case scenario!
00:23:06I never want to see another piece of candy again in my life!
00:23:24It burns!
00:23:25It burns!
00:23:26It's raining candy!
00:23:27And if my calculations are correct, our projector will have an apple supply of candy for weeks!
00:23:30It's the greatest Halloween ever!
00:23:31It's the greatest Halloween ever!
00:23:32It's raining candy!
00:23:33It's raining candy!
00:23:34And if my calculations are correct, our projector will have an apple supply of candy for weeks!
00:23:35It's the greatest Halloween ever!
00:23:36Ten cavities in two weeks!
00:23:37That's a personal best!
00:23:38Well, we might have rotted our teeth to the core, but in the end we had fun!
00:23:41And that's what Halloween is all about!
00:23:54Yeah!
00:23:55It rained candy, which is meteorologically impossible!
00:23:58It was the greatest Halloween of our lives!
00:24:01Here you go, children!
00:24:02Have some more sugar-coated sugarpies!
00:24:05Here you go, children. Have some more sugar-coated, sugar-flavored pieces of sugar while you wait.
00:24:15Cool!
00:24:18You can't spell Halloween without ow in the middle.
00:24:23Ow!
00:24:29Halloween, oh happy day. Halloween, oh happy day.
00:24:35What are you doing to Salem? I heard you screeching.
00:24:39Very funny. We were singing a Halloween carol.
00:24:42Yes, happy Halloween. Bet you couldn't sleep last night with all the excitement and anticipation.
00:24:47I managed.
00:24:48Well, that's not the spirit. Halloween is our favorite holiday. It's a magical night.
00:24:54Yes, sing it, Zelda. Have a jolly, jolly, Halloween.
00:24:58Please stop singing. Look, I'm trying, okay? I'm going to school in a costume. Guess who I am.
00:25:02Sally, Jesse, Raphael. What, do I need a microphone?
00:25:08That is the lamest costume I've ever seen.
00:25:10It's just a pair of glasses.
00:25:13There's no fooling you.
00:25:15Well, if you can do better, be my guest.
00:25:20There.
00:25:20Much better.
00:25:22What did you do?
00:25:24Oh, man.
00:25:27Next up, we are going to talk to a teenage witch and her aunts who take things too far.
00:25:35Have a jolly, olly, hallo, Halloween.
00:25:38Have a jolly, olly, hallo, Halloween.
00:25:40Does this make my butt look big?
00:26:00Hey, Sabrina.
00:26:08I got something for you.
00:26:10It's kind of last minute, but here.
00:26:12My parents are making me have an Halloween party.
00:26:15Bummer.
00:26:15Next thing you know, they'll make you go on a ski trip.
00:26:18No, see, my dad always buys in bulk at these discount clubs,
00:26:21and we got a lot of snack food that expires in November.
00:26:24Oh, so that's why it says all food must be eaten by midnight.
00:26:26I'm thinking about going as James Dean.
00:26:28I love James Dean.
00:26:29Yeah, and all I need is a white T-shirt, some jeans, and something to lean on.
00:26:34Anyway, I was hoping you could come early and help me set stuff up.
00:26:38I can't.
00:26:41I've got a family thing.
00:26:43My aunts take Halloween very seriously.
00:26:44I know it's weird.
00:26:45No, no.
00:26:45My mom's that way about flag day.
00:26:47Well, I wish I could help.
00:26:48I feel really bad.
00:26:49Got your invitation, Harvey.
00:26:51See you at eight.
00:26:52Unless you need me to come early and help.
00:26:54Sure.
00:26:55No problem.
00:26:56Hey, and now you don't have to feel bad.
00:26:58Please, I have to go to Harvey's party.
00:27:05No.
00:27:05What if I promised to be with the family all Thanksgiving?
00:27:08We're not big on Thanksgiving.
00:27:09That holiday was started by Puritans who weren't exactly witch-friendly.
00:27:13So instead, we celebrate a night devoted to little kids dressing up like superheroes?
00:27:16That is not what All Hallows' Eve is all about.
00:27:19It's a time for remembering the dead.
00:27:22Oh, that sounds like fun.
00:27:24I just know I'll have a terrible time.
00:27:26And that's what family gatherings are all about.
00:27:29Do you think I want to listen to Cousin Marigold brag about how married she is and how single I am?
00:27:34No.
00:27:35Well, but we go because it's tradition.
00:27:38And Zelda makes me.
00:27:39And now you're making me?
00:27:41See?
00:27:42Tradition.
00:27:43I tell you what.
00:27:44If we get back in time, you can still go to Harvey's party, okay?
00:27:47Not okay.
00:27:48Libby's going early, so unless I'm there from the start, I may as well go to the other realm and never come back.
00:27:53Can I go to Harvey's party?
00:28:01It's so unfair.
00:28:02They can't make me go to the other realm.
00:28:04They made me a cat.
00:28:06You're messing with the wrong crowd.
00:28:08So there's no way I can go to Harvey's party?
00:28:10There might be.
00:28:11Get your magic book.
00:28:12Turn to full body duplication.
00:28:14What's that?
00:28:15You can make a double that looks and acts just like you.
00:28:18Perfect.
00:28:18I'll send my double to the family thing.
00:28:20No can do.
00:28:21Your aunts would spot the switch in no time.
00:28:23Well, then my double will hold my place until I can be with Harvey.
00:28:27Okay, here goes.
00:28:30Double, double, toil and trouble.
00:28:32Bill Shakespeare stole that from us.
00:28:34What a hack.
00:28:35It didn't work.
00:28:36Step aside.
00:28:40Wow.
00:28:41Amazing.
00:28:42It can't talk until you give it something to say.
00:28:44And keep in mind, it can only say three sentences.
00:28:47Let me think.
00:28:48I want my double to be positive because people always feel positive about positive people.
00:28:52My tune is coming up.
00:28:54So let's start with, I'd love to.
00:28:58I'd love to.
00:29:00Okay, and I want me to be a good listener, so let's try, that is so true.
00:29:05That is so true.
00:29:06And we need a universal truth.
00:29:09Oh, that's easy.
00:29:10Mr. Pool can be so annoying.
00:29:13Mr. Pool can be so annoying.
00:29:15Well, then I guess I'm weird, all set.
00:29:18Except I need a costume.
00:29:22Hey, I look really cute.
00:29:25That is so true.
00:29:26I like me.
00:29:32Okay, that's Libby.
00:29:33She's really annoying.
00:29:34Mr. Pool can be so annoying.
00:29:36Now, your mission is to make sure she's never alone with Harvey.
00:29:39Okay, go.
00:29:44Sabrina?
00:29:44You're not supposed to be here.
00:29:46You are totally butting in.
00:29:47That is so true.
00:29:50Hey, Libby.
00:29:51Hi, Sabrina.
00:29:52You made it.
00:29:53You know, you look really good as a witch.
00:29:55Harvey, did you notice I'm dressed as Jackie O?
00:29:57Very classy.
00:29:58You guys want to come in?
00:30:00I'd love to.
00:30:01Great.
00:30:01Sabrina and I will put out the sodas,
00:30:02and Jackie, you can fill a bathtub with Cheez-Its.
00:30:07Yes!
00:30:07I'm in.
00:30:09Come on, you three.
00:30:11Even with instantaneous transport, we're going to be late.
00:30:14Coming, coming.
00:30:16Salem, you look adorable.
00:30:19I feel like a Chippendales cat.
00:30:22Okay, I'm ready.
00:30:22You are not going dressed like that.
00:30:24Well, then I guess I'm not going.
00:30:26Sabrina?
00:30:27I know you have something more appropriate.
00:30:29What about this?
00:30:32Please, I only wore this dress to make Granny happy,
00:30:34and now that she's passed away, I'm done with it.
00:30:36Oh, come on.
00:30:36It looks sweet on you.
00:30:39That's what Granny used to say.
00:30:41Let's get this.
00:30:42Show on the road.
00:30:42You look nice, Hilda.
00:30:43Pass the potatoes.
00:30:44Someone's in a hurry.
00:30:46Happy Halloween.
00:30:47Hold on.
00:30:48What color is my dress?
00:30:50Pass the potatoes.
00:30:51Hilda, you are in big trouble.
00:30:56Stupid double.
00:31:01Let's go.
00:31:03Am I the only one looking forward to this?
00:31:06Yes.
00:31:06Are we there yet?
00:31:19Wow.
00:31:20No wonder my ears popped on the way up.
00:31:22Oh, the earth looks so full tonight.
00:31:26Zelda!
00:31:27Marigold.
00:31:28And Hilda.
00:31:29That outfit always looks so nice on you.
00:31:32Thanks.
00:31:33Wait.
00:31:34See, you brought your cat, but no dates?
00:31:37No, Marigold.
00:31:38We're still not married.
00:31:40No.
00:31:41I'll cry.
00:31:42Oh, and this must be Sabrina.
00:31:45I heard you'd gone to live with your aunts.
00:31:48Is it okay?
00:31:49Yes, it's fine.
00:31:50We love having her with us.
00:31:52Well, a niece.
00:31:54It's almost like having a daughter.
00:31:57My little girl, Amanda, is right here.
00:32:00You get to sit with her.
00:32:02Oh, goody.
00:32:03We can talk about dolls.
00:32:05Zelda, Hilda, you'll sit with me.
00:32:08And Salem, you'll be with the cat.
00:32:10Swell.
00:32:11You can all take your seats.
00:32:12I'm going to check on the consomme.
00:32:14Or as Hilda would call it, soup.
00:32:19What's wrong with the soup?
00:32:21Don't start.
00:32:22Oh, look.
00:32:22Uncle Noonie.
00:32:23Here's Sabrina.
00:32:24Uncle Noonie.
00:32:26Uncle Noonie!
00:32:27I can't believe I have to sit at the kiddie table.
00:32:29I can't believe I have to sit at the kiddie table.
00:32:31Wait.
00:32:32Give me a sec.
00:32:33The lady's here.
00:32:34Who's that?
00:32:36Marigold's pet.
00:32:37She thinks the litter box doesn't stink.
00:32:39And what a lush.
00:32:41Ooh.
00:32:42Ooh, catnip.
00:32:43Don't mind if I do.
00:32:44Okay, here we go.
00:32:46Hello, Salem.
00:32:48Hello, m'lady.
00:32:49Hi, Amanda.
00:32:50I'm your cousin, Sabrina.
00:32:52You better be nice to me, or I'll put you in a jar.
00:32:55Excuse me?
00:32:56I put all the people who aren't nice to me in jars.
00:32:59This?
00:33:00It's Mr. Autry.
00:33:01He tried to teach me math.
00:33:03Can he breathe in there?
00:33:04Yes.
00:33:05I gave him air holes.
00:33:07Here's a math problem, Mr. Autry.
00:33:09Five air holes minus one air hole is how many?
00:33:12No, please.
00:33:13I want to live.
00:33:16I want to live.
00:33:18See?
00:33:18Nobody likes pop quizzes.
00:33:19I want to live.
00:33:21Do you want to put someone in a jar?
00:33:22No.
00:33:23My aunts taught me it's not nice to use magic to hurt other people.
00:33:26Well, my parents let me use magic any time I want, and I don't even have to ask.
00:33:31Brat.
00:33:31What was that?
00:33:33Nothing.
00:33:34Why do I have to sit by myself?
00:33:37Can't I move over one seat?
00:33:38No.
00:33:39I'm saving this for my husband.
00:33:41Poor Harold's been working so much these days, I'm not sure he'll make it, but someone's
00:33:45got to bring home the prosciutto.
00:33:47What's wrong with bacon?
00:33:49It's all the...
00:33:49Can we go?
00:33:50Yeah, Sabrina, we just got here.
00:33:51Don't you walk away from me.
00:33:53I want to braid your hair.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:34:01Did anyone eat anything?
00:34:06Deanie took a handful of pretzels.
00:34:08Great.
00:34:08I'd better refill.
00:34:12Isn't the music kind of loud, Harvey?
00:34:14I don't know.
00:34:15The neighbors haven't complained.
00:34:18I'd better go check that out.
00:34:19Hey, turn it down!
00:34:26Will you leave me alone?
00:34:31Would you stop smiling at me?
00:34:36Oh, you are such a goody two-shoes.
00:34:38That is so true.
00:34:41Well, at least you admit it.
00:34:43You know, I'd like you a lot more if you'd just make fun of people, but I suppose you
00:34:46would never do that.
00:34:48Mr. Poole can be so annoying.
00:34:51That's a star.
00:34:54You're gonna ruin your dinner.
00:34:56My parents let me eat ice cream whenever I want.
00:34:58My nanny said it would rot my teeth, so I put her in a jar.
00:35:02You know, you should really find other ways of dealing with people.
00:35:04What's that supposed to mean?
00:35:06Just that, you know, you don't have to put everyone you don't like in a jar.
00:35:09That's what my psychologist said.
00:35:12So I put him in a jar.
00:35:14Right.
00:35:14I heard that one.
00:35:17Slow down, m'lady.
00:35:19Hey, I can handle it.
00:35:23And that's Harold and me in front of our villa.
00:35:25You know, if either one of you ever has a honeymoon, you really must take it in the
00:35:30south of France.
00:35:32On second thought, don't wait.
00:35:34I wouldn't want you to miss out.
00:35:35Excuse me?
00:35:36I'm in no hurry to get married.
00:35:38That's right.
00:35:39Hilda is single completely by choice because she refuses to settle for any of the losers
00:35:44she's been dating.
00:35:47And Zelda, what's your excuse?
00:35:49Zelda doesn't need an excuse.
00:35:50She's passionate about her intellectual pursuits.
00:35:53Her love life is all in her head.
00:35:55Mommy, look what I did.
00:35:57Is that Sabrina?
00:35:58What did you do to her?
00:35:59She wouldn't call her with me.
00:36:01That is so cute.
00:36:04Can I please go home now?
00:36:05I'm really not having any fun.
00:36:08I'll call her with you, Amanda.
00:36:10Please let me out.
00:36:11I chose Jackie because, well, I sort of see myself as the first lady of Westbridge High.
00:36:17That is so true.
00:36:19Thanks.
00:36:19This party is dying.
00:36:24We got to do something.
00:36:26Oh, man.
00:36:27The onion dip is bubbling.
00:36:30What this party needs is something big.
00:36:35Something wild.
00:36:35I know.
00:36:38Someone should shriek.
00:36:39It's fun.
00:36:40It's fast.
00:36:40It's naked.
00:36:41I'd love to.
00:36:43You'd streak?
00:36:44I'd love to.
00:36:46Sabrina.
00:36:47This is a whole new you.
00:36:49I'm witching.
00:36:52You're watching.
00:36:53Shriek Week on Nickelodeon.
00:36:57What would Nickelodeon Shriek Week be without a special Halloween episode of SpongeBob SquarePants?
00:37:03Nothing.
00:37:04Be prepared for chills and or thrills, frights and or delights, scares and or soiled underwears.
00:37:11Beware of the blind Dutchman and his fiendish friend.
00:37:14Let's go scare somebody.
00:37:18I'm just dying to see it.
00:37:19A Halloween episode of SpongeBob.
00:37:21Tomorrow at 8 o'clock, 7 central.
00:37:23Only on Nickelodeon.
00:37:24So cold.
00:37:25So very cold.
00:37:28Man, this party is boring.
00:37:30I'd leave if it weren't mine.
00:37:32Harvey, I've got it taken care of.
00:37:34Sabrina's going to streak.
00:37:35What?
00:37:36You're kidding.
00:37:37Sabrina.
00:37:38Look, I appreciate you trying to help out my party, but streaking is never the answer.
00:37:42Don't you know you'd be teased for the rest of high school?
00:37:44That is so true.
00:37:46Then why are you doing it?
00:37:48Mr. Poole can be so annoying.
00:37:50Don't change the subject.
00:37:51Look, this isn't like you.
00:37:53Why are you acting so weird?
00:37:55I, that, mister.
00:37:57I can't even talk to you.
00:37:58I feel so alienated.
00:38:02Salem, you're the only one who understands me.
00:38:06Yeah, but it doesn't mean I care.
00:38:10Dinner's over.
00:38:10Can we go now?
00:38:12We got you out of the jar.
00:38:13Stop whining.
00:38:15All right, everyone.
00:38:15Time to open presents.
00:38:17Yay!
00:38:18Amanda, darling, you go first.
00:38:19Better be good.
00:38:21Nothing like watching Halloween through the eyes of a spoiled child.
00:38:25A solid gold dolly.
00:38:27Thank you, Mommy.
00:38:28It's for Mommy and Daddy.
00:38:31We got Sabrina something, too.
00:38:32Oh, here you go.
00:38:34It's from both of us.
00:38:35Happy Halloween.
00:38:36Oh, nice card.
00:38:37Kids love those.
00:38:39It's a gift certificate to spend half an hour with the deceased of your choice?
00:38:43What's this?
00:38:43You got her a reanimation?
00:38:45Those are very pricey.
00:38:48I want a reanimation.
00:38:49I want a reanimation.
00:38:51I want a reanimation!
00:38:53I want a reanimation!
00:38:56This is the weirdest gift.
00:38:57What do I do with it?
00:38:58It's yours to spend as you like.
00:38:59But you must use it tonight.
00:39:01The gap between the living and the dead is weakest on All Hallows' Eve.
00:39:04Well, then maybe one of you should use it.
00:39:06You know, I really just want to get back to Harvey's party and see him dress like James Dean.
00:39:09Why not meet the real James Dean?
00:39:11I could do that.
00:39:12Mm-hmm.
00:39:13How does it work?
00:39:15Now, you just fill in the name of who you want to see and put it through that mail slot.
00:39:19Now, how do I know I'm going to get the real James Dean and not the sausage guy?
00:39:23First of all, the sausage guy is still alive.
00:39:25But just in case, write, Star of Rebel Without a Cause.
00:39:29This is so great.
00:39:32Wait.
00:39:32I have a better idea.
00:39:39There.
00:39:44Now what?
00:39:45We leave.
00:39:46This is your own personal private moment.
00:39:49Who'd you choose?
00:39:49Hilda.
00:40:05Sabrina.
00:40:07Granny.
00:40:08Oh.
00:40:09I missed you so much.
00:40:11Oh, I've missed you too.
00:40:13Oh, let me take a look at you.
00:40:15You look so sweet in that dress.
00:40:20That was a lovely gift.
00:40:23Harold gave me this.
00:40:24I picked it out myself.
00:40:26Which reminds me, Hilda, I got you a little something.
00:40:30Zelda, you said we weren't going to exchange gifts this year.
00:40:33I know, but I couldn't help myself.
00:40:35Me neither.
00:40:36Thank God you have each other.
00:40:42We've been living together way too long.
00:40:45I'll give that back.
00:40:46I know when I've had enough catnip.
00:40:49Oh, no.
00:40:50The cat sauce to get.
00:40:51Mine is one of our relatives always have to get drunk.
00:40:55You are not going to believe what m'lady just blurted out.
00:40:59What?
00:40:59Come close.
00:41:01Cold, darling, you're getting a divorce.
00:41:02I don't believe it.
00:41:04Marigold is splitting up with Harold.
00:41:06Oh, this is the best Halloween ever.
00:41:09So I moved in with Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda.
00:41:11They do more weird things before 9 a.m. than most people do all day.
00:41:15They take really good care of me.
00:41:16I always liked them.
00:41:18So tell me, how's school?
00:41:20Do you still like science?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:22My teacher, Mr. Poole, can be so annoying.
00:41:25But he's actually a good guy.
00:41:26Do you have a boyfriend yet?
00:41:29There's a guy I like.
00:41:30His name's Harvey.
00:41:32But right now we're just sort of friends.
00:41:34Oh, well, he'd be a fool if he doesn't fall for you.
00:41:37You think I'm the prettiest girl in the world.
00:41:39That's because you are.
00:41:40And smart, too.
00:41:42Thanks, but...
00:41:44Granny, there's something I want to tell you.
00:41:46Only, well, it's kind of strange.
00:41:48Well, Sabrina, you know you can always tell me anything.
00:41:53I'm a witch.
00:41:53Well, dear, as long as you're happy.
00:42:03Clock's ticking.
00:42:04Why don't you go outside and find a place to strip?
00:42:06I'd love to.
00:42:07You know, Sabrina, your new do-what-I-say attitude is really great.
00:42:12Pay attention, everyone.
00:42:14Midnight is 15 minutes away,
00:42:15and I think you should all pay attention to those windows.
00:42:18Why?
00:42:18Did the kinkles put on some cheesy ghost show?
00:42:20No, but watch closely and you might see a full moon.
00:42:24M'lady also said Marigold went to the south of France alone.
00:42:28But we saw Harold in the pictures.
00:42:29That was a cardboard cutout.
00:42:31Oh!
00:42:31I'm back.
00:42:33Oh, how was it?
00:42:34It was an amazing gift.
00:42:36I got to see my granny again and tell her everything's okay.
00:42:38Thanks, Aunt Zelda.
00:42:40Thanks, Aunt Hilda.
00:42:42We're glad you liked it.
00:42:44And now it's time to leave.
00:42:46Amanda, darling, when someone gives you a gift,
00:42:48you're supposed to say thank you.
00:42:50Fine.
00:42:52Now, that's verging on rude.
00:42:58Oh, we've come to say goodbye and to thank you.
00:43:01You've made our evening in so many ways.
00:43:04We hope it wasn't too stressful.
00:43:06You know, planning the party, preparing the food, divorcing Harold.
00:43:09No, but...
00:43:10Oh, we know all about it.
00:43:13The cat blabbed.
00:43:14But don't worry.
00:43:16You'll love being alone.
00:43:17Filling your days with romance novels, lean cuisines, internet chat rooms.
00:43:21Oh, God.
00:43:22I'm going to be just like you.
00:43:26Well, we've made her cry.
00:43:28Oh, how awful we must feel.
00:43:30Let's go.
00:43:33You know, I really had a good time.
00:43:35Me too.
00:43:35Me three.
00:43:37I told you family gatherings were fun.
00:43:39It's still better to be a divorcee than a spinster, right?
00:43:45Ah, stuff it.
00:43:48Mommy, I'm hungry.
00:43:49I want a hamburger.
00:43:50Not now, dear.
00:43:52It's not a good time.
00:43:53But I want it now.
00:43:54Now, now, now.
00:43:56I think somebody needs a time out.
00:44:01You'll be sorry.
00:44:02I'm telling Daddy where you hid the silver.
00:44:05Oh, really?
00:44:08Whoa.
00:44:09What happened to Harvey's party?
00:44:11Oh, I decided to stay in and read some of Granny's letters.
00:44:13Are you nuts?
00:44:14You can't leave a double running around.
00:44:16Oh, I forgot.
00:44:18I got a change.
00:44:21Wait.
00:44:22I'm a witch.
00:44:23Now, I've got your clothes.
00:44:27I'll wait for you on the other side.
00:44:28Count to ten.
00:44:32Ten.
00:44:33Nine.
00:44:34Eight.
00:44:34Seven.
00:44:36Six.
00:44:36Oops.
00:44:37Five.
00:44:37I'm already here.
00:44:38Four.
00:44:39Three.
00:44:40Two.
00:44:41One.
00:44:43Hey, what's everyone looking at?
00:44:44Sabrina's gonna streak.
00:44:46There she is.
00:44:46I can't believe Sabrina did that.
00:44:54I didn't.
00:44:56That wasn't me.
00:44:57Sabrina, you're here.
00:44:58Yeah, where else would I be?
00:44:59I knew Libby couldn't make you streak.
00:45:02But then who was that?
00:45:03Uh, I don't see Libby anywhere.
00:45:05I guess it must have been her.
00:45:07That was Libby?
00:45:08Hey, everybody, that was Libby streaking.
00:45:10Wasn't that fun?
00:45:16I'm glad you all enjoyed it.
00:45:19How'd you get in here so quick?
00:45:21What are you talking about?
00:45:21I've been here the whole time.
00:45:22I just gave you your clothes outside.
00:45:24Oh, give it up, Libby.
00:45:25We all know you're the one who streaked.
00:45:27I did not.
00:45:28Yes, you did.
00:45:29We saw your butt.
00:45:31That was not me.
00:45:33You are all so immature.
00:45:35Well, my aunts are right.
00:45:41Halloween is a magical night.
00:45:42You know, I know I blew up at you before,
00:45:44but do you think you could stay late and help me clean up?
00:45:46I'd love to.
00:45:48I mean, I really enjoy that.
00:45:50First, I gotta get some pressure.
00:45:53Yeah, I don't blame you.
00:45:54Those expiration dates are a lot more precise than you'd think.
00:45:58Sabrina.
00:45:59Sabrina.
00:46:01Hey, look at you.
00:46:02You put your dress on backwards.
00:46:03Man, I'm a mess.
00:46:05Come on, let's get it together.
00:46:10Great.
00:46:11Everything's back to normal.
00:46:13That is so true.
00:46:15Weird.
00:46:18Melissa Joan Hart is back,
00:46:20and there's more Sabrina and Team Nick after this.
00:46:24A home.
00:46:25A mother.
00:46:26Her two kids.
00:46:28And their pet fish.
00:46:29Everything was perfectly routine,
00:46:31until someone let the cat in.
00:46:35Now,
00:46:36the whole family has gone from ordinary...
00:46:39Stop this right now!
00:46:40The fish is talking.
00:46:41But is he saying anything?
00:46:43...to extraordinary...
00:46:44This is awesome!
00:46:46It's too much!
00:46:47Mike Myers.
00:46:49Airball.
00:46:50The cat in the hat.
00:46:51Rated PG.
00:46:51At theaters November 21st.
00:46:53Hi.
00:46:56I'd like to take half a minute
00:46:57to talk to you about
00:46:57the true meaning of Halloween.
00:46:59It's not about candy and costumes.
00:47:01It's about family
00:47:02and showing them how much you care.
00:47:04So don't buy into the hype
00:47:05and commercialization of the season.
00:47:07This Halloween,
00:47:08stay home with your loved ones.
00:47:10Just gather around the jack-o'-lantern
00:47:11and remember,
00:47:12the true meaning of Halloween
00:47:13is inside you.
00:47:14Right, Salem?
00:47:15There's a pound of candy corn
00:47:17inside me.
00:47:19Ignore him.
00:47:20Happy Halloween.
00:47:21Happy Halloween.
00:47:21Happy Halloween.
00:47:23The Nickelodeon Shrinkvee is coughing.
00:47:33I want to be the very best
00:47:36like no one ever was.
00:47:40To catch them is my real test.
00:47:43To train them is my cause.
00:47:46I will travel across the land
00:47:49searching far and wide.
00:47:52It's Pokemon to understand
00:47:56the power that's inside.
00:47:59Pokemon, gotta catch them all.
00:48:01It's you and me.
00:48:03I know it's my destiny.
00:48:06Pokemon.
00:48:07Oh, you're my best friend.
00:48:10In a world we must defend.
00:48:13Pokemon, gotta catch them all.
00:48:15Pokemon, gotta catch them all.
00:48:16Pokemon.
00:48:17Pokemon.
00:48:18Pokemon.
00:48:19Pokemon.
00:48:20Pokemon.
00:48:21Pokemon.
00:48:22Pokemon.
00:48:23Pokemon.
00:48:24Pokemon.
00:48:25Pokemon.
00:48:26Gotta catch them all.
00:48:27Pokemon.
00:48:28Pokemon.
00:48:29Pokemon.
00:48:33Let's eat.
00:48:34Pokemon.
00:48:43It all began with an innocent question from Misty.
00:48:46You know, you haven't gotten a badge in a long time, Ash.
00:48:48you think you'll ever get another one?
00:48:50I guess you could make another gym leader feel sorry for you
00:48:55and get another badge that way.
00:48:57Take it easy, Ash. Drink this.
00:49:02Skill! I win matches with skill!
00:49:05How much skill does it take to win a match against Team Rocket?
00:49:09Okay, I'll show you some skill.
00:49:12I challenge you to a match right now!
00:49:14Beka, beka!
00:49:15No, I will not change my mind!
00:49:18Hold it!
00:49:20Why should I hold it?
00:49:22Not you! Pikachu!
00:49:24That's a perfect expression!
00:49:26Beka?
00:49:27Hey, cut it out!
00:49:29Okay, okay.
00:49:30It looks like you want to prove you have skill somehow, right?
00:49:33That's exactly what I want to prove!
00:49:35Well, why don't you just get yourself admitted?
00:49:38Uh, admitted?
00:49:39Take the PokΓ©mon League admissions exam!
00:49:41The PokΓ©mon League admissions exam?
00:49:44Beka?
00:49:45Suck it!
00:49:46The Ultimate Test!
00:49:55To get into the PokΓ©mon League,
00:49:57a trainer has to travel from one PokΓ©mon gym to another
00:50:00and collect badges to prove he's defeated each gym master.
00:50:04However...
00:50:05Here at the PokΓ©mon League admissions center,
00:50:08we evaluate applicants based on a combined written and practical skills exam,
00:50:13and those who pass receive this badge qualifying them for the PokΓ©mon League.
00:50:17Oh!
00:50:17Take this!
00:50:19It's your testing number!
00:50:21Lucky seven!
00:50:22See, Misty?
00:50:23I have skill and luck!
00:50:25A little modesty wouldn't hurt, too, girl.
00:50:28Oh, no!
00:50:29I wanted number seven!
00:50:30Uh, age, 17, profession, diva.
00:50:37That girl looks familiar.
00:50:39Wow, look at all the different kinds of people showing up for the exam!
00:50:43Yeah, nobody I'm not better than.
00:50:48Oh, Nurse Joy!
00:50:50Yeah, but which one?
00:50:52Just a minute!
00:50:52Uh-huh?
00:50:53You'll have to leave your PokΓ©balls here with me.
00:50:56Why?
00:50:57You're not permitted to use your own PokΓ©mon in the exam.
00:51:00What?
00:51:03Fear.
00:51:05Can I take care of his Pikachu during the exam?
00:51:08Of course.
00:51:08Good luck, Mr. Ketchum.
00:51:10I'd wish you luck, too, but you're just so skilled.
00:51:13You got that right.
00:51:14There you go.
00:51:16Uh, so you want to become a PokΓ©mon Master, too, huh, Nurse Joy?
00:51:20Well, it always has been a dream of mine.
00:51:23So, uh, where are you from, Nurse Joy?
00:51:26I'm Nurse Joy of the Fuchsia City Joys, sister to the Vermilion City Joys.
00:51:30Ah, you're the most beautiful one yet.
00:51:33That's what you always say, Brock.
00:51:36I came here for the exam because my work keeps me too busy to travel very much.
00:51:41This exam is really a great idea.
00:51:43Yes, it's perfect for people whose age or health keeps them from traveling around.
00:51:48And it's also nice for people like me who can't ever seem to get away from work.
00:51:52I can feel it.
00:51:54I'm sure you're gonna pass the test.
00:51:56I hope you're right.
00:51:57That'd make a nice human interest shot.
00:52:00Hey, save your film for PokΓ©mon.
00:52:03Huh?
00:52:03That's weird.
00:52:10That guy looked really familiar, too.
00:52:13Here's the exam form.
00:52:15Fine.
00:52:16Let's see.
00:52:17Your name is James.
00:52:19Would you please keep it down?
00:52:21Is that...
00:52:22Hey, get lost, old bat.
00:52:26Huh?
00:52:27Old bat?
00:52:30Help!
00:52:32What are you?
00:52:33Unhand me, you!
00:52:35Please let me go!
00:52:36Come on!
00:52:37So, I'm an old bat, am I?
00:52:40Your Jesse?
00:52:42That outfit is atrocious.
00:52:45And what are you doing here?
00:52:47What am I doing here?
00:52:50Well, truth to tell, I, not unlike many other people, dream of becoming a PokΓ©mon master.
00:52:56Make fun if you must!
00:52:58Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:52:59No, you're doing just fine on your own.
00:53:02I want to live my dream instead of my... my reality.
00:53:06Hmm, I can see why.
00:53:08What's your reason for being here?
00:53:10I simply wanted to add another talent to my very impressive and extensive resume.
00:53:15As you know, I'm already an accomplished hostess, florist, costume designer, wine expert, beautician, style consultant.
00:53:22In fact, one of the only things I'm not...
00:53:25He's a PokΓ©mon master!
00:53:27Me-oh!
00:53:28What are you doing here?
00:53:29Looking for you?
00:53:31The one who suddenly remembered an important engagement?
00:53:34This seems suspiciously unlike a visit to your sick uncle's bedside.
00:53:39Uh...
00:53:40And I thought you had a dental appointment.
00:53:43Well, I...
00:53:44It was just such a beautiful day...
00:53:47We decided to have a picnic!
00:53:49Don't try to fool me!
00:53:50Ah!
00:53:51Oh!
00:53:52You've got to be clean!
00:53:53What are you doing here?
00:53:55Mind your own business!
00:53:56Take this and leave us alone!
00:53:58No!
00:53:59Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:54:00Hurry up!
00:54:01The exam's about to start!
00:54:02Ooh!
00:54:03Pika Pika!
00:54:04Pika Pikachu!
00:54:06The first test will measure your overall knowledge of PokΓ©mon.
00:54:10Ready?
00:54:10Begin!
00:54:11I can't wait!
00:54:12This'll be easy!
00:54:15Lickitung's tongue is twice the length of its body.
00:54:17True or false?
00:54:19I'm pretty sure it was longer than that.
00:54:24Nine Tails evolves from Vulpix only by use of the Firestone.
00:54:29True or false?
00:54:30Oh man, that's too easy!
00:54:32True!
00:54:33True, true!
00:54:35Hitmon Lee is also known as the Punching Demon.
00:54:38Let's see.
00:54:39It's either Hitmon Lee or Hitmon Chan that's the puncher.
00:54:43I think it's true!
00:54:45The only attack Magikarp originally knows is Splash.
00:54:49True or false?
00:54:52Magic Karp!
00:54:54Just hearing that name makes my...
00:54:56My blood boil!
00:54:57True!
00:54:58Huh?
00:54:59That's true too!
00:55:01Caterpie is the world's smallest PokΓ©mon.
00:55:04True or false?
00:55:05Yeah, that's true.
00:55:07Look at her!
00:55:08She's so good!
00:55:09Coughing was first discovered in a public bathhouse.
00:55:13True or false?
00:55:14True.
00:55:15True.
00:55:16True.
00:55:16True.
00:55:16All I have to do is guess, and I'll get half of them right.
00:55:20Pika Pika Pikachu!
00:55:23Now we will measure your ability to recognize PokΓ©mon.
00:55:26Please name the PokΓ©mon by identifying its silhouette or any part of its body as it's displayed here.
00:55:32All right, this is going to be a piece of cake.
00:55:35Here is the first question.
00:55:37Identify this PokΓ©mon.
00:55:39This is going to be a breeze for me.
00:55:41It's a Voltorb.
00:55:43Ah, how simple.
00:55:45It's a PokΓ© Ball, without a doubt.
00:55:47Obviously, it's an Electrode.
00:55:49And the answer is a Jigglypuff scene from above.
00:55:54Next question.
00:55:56What PokΓ©mon displays this pattern?
00:55:58I've never seen that.
00:56:00It must be an Omnite shell.
00:56:02It's an Arbok when it's all coiled up.
00:56:05Hey, it's a Poliwhirl.
00:56:07The correct answer?
00:56:09Poliwag.
00:56:10As any master would know, when Poliwag evolves into Poliwhirl, the swirl on its stomach reverses direction.
00:56:17Hey, this is hard.
00:56:19And it's getting harder by the minute.
00:56:21Pick up.
00:56:22Question 15.
00:56:24What PokΓ©mon does this tail belong to?
00:56:26Hmm.
00:56:27It's either Charmander, Charmeleon, or Charizard.
00:56:30Yeah, it's got to be Charmander.
00:56:34The answer is...
00:56:35Fonita.
00:56:36No, it can't be.
00:56:39Can't you ask one question that I know the answer to?
00:56:42Please take your seat.
00:56:43This is a joke.
00:56:45These stupid questions won't make you a PokΓ©mon master.
00:56:47For your information, young lady, a PokΓ©mon master must understand all aspects of their PokΓ©mon's life in order to achieve oneness with their PokΓ©mon.
00:56:56You're not making any sense at all.
00:56:58I'm through with this.
00:57:00Get out!
00:57:01I can't wait to go.
00:57:04But, Jessie...
00:57:05Dear, what a shame.
00:57:07That girl's attitude seems familiar, too.
00:57:10Me out!
00:57:12Me out!
00:57:13Hey!
00:57:14Me out!
00:57:14Let's go!
00:57:15Where am I going?
00:57:17You're going with me to help me get my revenge.
00:57:20Huh?
00:57:22Here comes the scoreboard.
00:57:23Oh, gosh.
00:57:24The ones on the right got the lowest scores, and the ones on the left got the highest.
00:57:29Look!
00:57:29Nurse Joy is near the top!
00:57:31Hey, where's your picture, Ash?
00:57:33It must be where they put the highest scorer.
00:57:36Ash!
00:57:36Huh?
00:57:37Down here.
00:57:39Here's your picture.
00:57:40Huh?
00:57:40Oh, that's impossible!
00:57:43Quit it!
00:57:44Just a little souvenir, Ash.
00:57:46Well, Ash, it looks like you didn't have enough luck or skill to pass the test.
00:57:51PokΓ©mon isn't about tests.
00:57:53It's about battles.
00:57:56Jessie's been expelled.
00:57:58Now I'll have to do my best for her.
00:58:02Who's that PokΓ©mon?
00:58:08Go!
00:58:10On Cartoon Network.
00:58:12Here's Skull Picks!
00:58:15Skull Picks!
00:58:19Big-a-big-a!
00:58:20Big one!
00:58:23All right, Squirtle!
00:58:25Water gun attack!
00:58:26Squirtle!
00:58:28Yeah!
00:58:29Squirtle!
00:58:30Give us a Skull Bash now!
00:58:32Nurse Joy, you're doing great!
00:58:33Yeah!
00:58:34All right, shoot away.
00:58:35I want 8x10 glossies and wallet sizes, too.
00:58:38Yeah, sure.
00:58:39Now select whichever one you like.
00:58:42Uh, I don't know which one to pick.
00:58:45You can't tell us what kind of PokΓ©mon are inside them, huh?
00:58:48That's what makes it a test.
00:58:51All of these PokΓ©mon are trained for battle, so they'll obey your commands.
00:58:55This test determines whether a trainer can adapt, regardless of what PokΓ©mon comes out.
00:59:00With whom do we have to battle?
00:59:02With me.
00:59:03Right!
00:59:04Then I'll take these!
00:59:05I'll take these!
00:59:08Ugh!
00:59:10Come on, James!
00:59:11Beat that Ignoramus!
00:59:13Right, really beat the guy!
00:59:15This one's for you, Jesse!
00:59:17Pikachu!
00:59:20Pikachu!
00:59:20Pikachu!
00:59:21Oh!
00:59:22Huh?
00:59:23Huh?
00:59:24Capita!
00:59:25Pikachu!
00:59:26With this, I can't lose!
00:59:29Thundershock!
00:59:30Thunderbolt!
00:59:31I've been destroyed by Pikachu's attacks so many times, I know them all my heart!
00:59:35Ha ha ha ha!
00:59:37That's kind of pathetic when you think about it.
00:59:40Yeah!
00:59:42Now we begin!
00:59:44Go!
00:59:45Graveler!
00:59:48It's a Graveler!
00:59:49Pikachu!
00:59:50Thunderbolt!
00:59:51Pika!
00:59:52Oh, that feels great to say!
00:59:55Pikachu!
01:00:02Pika!
01:00:04Oh!
01:00:05Oh!
01:00:06I don't get it!
01:00:07How come the Thunderbolt attack didn't work?
01:00:09You should have known that electricity doesn't work on Rock PokΓ©mon!
01:00:13Minus one point!
01:00:14Well then!
01:00:14How about this?
01:00:19I'm sorry!
01:00:21Huh?
01:00:22With these, I can win!
01:00:23Now what do you say?
01:00:25Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:00:26Goodbye!
01:00:27Hi!
01:00:27It's against the rules to use two PokΓ©mon at once!
01:00:31I never play by the...
01:00:33You're expelled!
01:00:36Now get up!
01:00:37He failed again!
01:00:39Don't think of it as failing, think of it as not succeeding!
01:00:41Now we'll see if Ash can win one!
01:00:45Go get him, Ash!
01:00:47Pika-pee!
01:00:48Thanks!
01:00:49Just leave it to me!
01:00:50Hey, Snap!
01:00:50Make sure you get lots of great shots!
01:00:52Don't worry!
01:00:53Just make sure you win!
01:00:55I'm such a loser!
01:00:57I'm such a loser!
01:00:58James?
01:00:59Hmm?
01:00:59I have a plan that will make us all winners!
01:01:03Yeah!
01:01:04Are you ready, Ash?
01:01:06Ready!
01:01:07PokΓ©ball, go!
01:01:11Okay, now I need something to beat a Flareon!
01:01:14First, PokΓ©ball, go!
01:01:22I got a Weezing?
01:01:24That's bad.
01:01:26I gotta get this!
01:01:27His face looks just like Weezings!
01:01:29Not now!
01:01:31It's time to start the battle!
01:01:33Flareon, go!
01:01:34Flamethrower, now!
01:01:36Oh, I know!
01:01:42Weezing, give him your smoke attack, now!
01:01:52Now, Flareon, the Leer!
01:01:56Come on, Weezing!
01:01:58Fight back with Smoke Scream!
01:02:03Hey, not too shabby!
01:02:05Go, Weezing!
01:02:06Tackle attack!
01:02:11All right!
01:02:12My first victory!
01:02:13I guess Ash is a pretty good battler after all!
01:02:16Even Team Rocket could win if they fought like that!
01:02:19Hurry, take notes, take notes!
01:02:21Now, round two!
01:02:22Okay, and Jolteon!
01:02:25Okay, and Jolteon?
01:02:27Next, PokΓ©ball!
01:02:29Go!
01:02:31Yeah, PokΓ©!
01:02:34Aw!
01:02:35Ash got the PokΓ©mon Jesse has!
01:02:38Let's see, what are Arbok's attacks?
01:02:41Jolteon, the Genity attack!
01:02:43I remember, Arbok, Flare!
01:02:51Now, squeeze it with your wrap attack, now!
01:02:53Ah, PokΓ©ball!
01:02:56Ah!
01:02:58Aw, that was no good!
01:02:59I forgot about all of Jolteon's spikes!
01:03:02Quick, Jolteon!
01:03:03Use the Thunder attack!
01:03:04Ah!
01:03:05Arbok, no!
01:03:09Too bad you overloaded Jolteon's spikes!
01:03:12Sizing up your opponent before an attack is a fundamental rule!
01:03:15Aw!
01:03:16Arbok, return!
01:03:20Okay, third PokΓ©ball!
01:03:24Go!
01:03:27Meowth!
01:03:28Ha!
01:03:29Meowth!
01:03:30Meeta?
01:03:31Uh, this ought to be interesting!
01:03:33Chokey, Chokey!
01:03:35Hey, Meowth!
01:03:35Good luck!
01:03:36Meowth!
01:03:36Let's see, Meowth's attacks are...
01:03:39Use the Fury Swipes!
01:03:41Huh?
01:03:42Huh?
01:03:42PokΓ©ball, go!
01:03:46Viporeon!
01:03:47A Viporeon!
01:03:48Okay, Meowth, use the Fury Swipes!
01:03:50Meowth!
01:03:52Viporeon, use your Ice Beam now!
01:03:54Viporeon!
01:03:56Meowth!
01:03:59Aw, Meowth!
01:04:01Looks like another victory for me!
01:04:03That was fast!
01:04:04Look what you did!
01:04:06How could you treat a fellow Meowth that way?
01:04:11Sorry you had to go true, Dad!
01:04:14Say now, I'd love to catch that talking Meowth there!
01:04:18PokΓ©mon, go!
01:04:25Return those PokΓ©mon immediately!
01:04:27We're not taking orders from you anymore, Mr. Exam Man!
01:04:31Now we're the ones who are going to test you!
01:04:33What?
01:04:34Prepare yourself for trouble!
01:04:36I suggest you make that double!
01:04:39Aw, it's Team Rocket!
01:04:41To protect the world from devastation!
01:04:43To unite all peoples within our nation!
01:04:45To denounce the evils of truth and love!
01:04:47To extend our reach to the stars above!
01:04:50Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, Jesse!
01:04:55James!
01:04:58Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
01:05:01Surrender now or prepare to fight!
01:05:05Meowth!
01:05:06That's right!
01:05:06Don't interfere with my test!
01:05:08Just go home and study harder and you can try again next time!
01:05:12Unfortunately for you, there won't be a next time!
01:05:14But now that we've rounded up all these PokΓ©mon, it's payback time!
01:05:18Pikachu!
01:05:19Ivysaur!
01:05:19Charizard!
01:05:20Go!
01:05:21Are you ready?
01:05:22And I'm gonna teach you a lesson for picking on a Meowth!
01:05:26Huh?
01:05:27We're not gonna let you do it!
01:05:29Go, Pikachu!
01:05:30Pikachu!
01:05:31Ivysaur!
01:05:32The button with Knob!
01:05:33Charizard!
01:05:34Flamethrower now!
01:05:35Pikachu!
01:05:35Panda now!
01:05:37Listen up, Ivysaur!
01:05:38Charizard!
01:05:39Pikachu!
01:05:39Above face now!
01:05:46How did you...
01:05:48Oh, they obeyed you because you're the one who raised all of them!
01:05:51Very good, Ash!
01:05:52Meowth!
01:05:53Weezy!
01:05:54Arbok!
01:05:54Stop Team Rocket!
01:05:56Stop it!
01:05:57Arbok!
01:05:57Arbok!
01:05:58Arbok!
01:05:59Wheezy, please!
01:06:00I can't breathe!
01:06:01Okay, Weezy, explosion now!
01:06:03Oh, sorry!
01:06:04Look at Team Rocket's blasted up again!
01:06:11I am terribly sorry, everyone, but Team Rocket's intrusion has interfered with the entire examination.
01:06:27We have to start over from the very beginning!
01:06:29You mean after all of that hard work we did?
01:06:32Well, young man, you did a fine job of getting rid of Team Rocket.
01:06:36What do you say?
01:06:37Do you want to give the test another try?
01:06:39Uh, no thanks, sir.
01:06:40I don't think so.
01:06:41I'm sure you'll pass this time.
01:06:43Oh, it's not that.
01:06:44I just think I'm better off getting badges my own way for now.
01:06:48Right, Pikachu?
01:06:49There you go!
01:06:50You proved you're a great battler after all.
01:06:52Thanks, Misty.
01:06:53I guess so.
01:06:54Well, if you learned that lesson, I'd say the test really was worth taking.
01:06:58Yeah, that's true, Misty.
01:07:00Anyway, it sure was awesome to battle with all those different Pokemon.
01:07:04Many roads lead to the Pokemon League.
01:07:09Ash's chosen path is to win all eight gym badges.
01:07:12Only then can he continue to fulfill his dream of reaching the ultimate goal,
01:07:17becoming a Pokemon Master.
01:07:20Hey, where's Ash?
01:07:22They already left.
01:07:23They're on their way to the next gym.
01:07:25What's wrong with that meow?
01:07:27It got hurt in the explosion.
01:07:29Oh, where am I?
01:07:31This must be.
01:07:33Huh?
01:07:34Meowth!
01:07:35What's going on?
01:07:36Where's Jesse?
01:07:37Where's James?
01:07:38Huh?
01:07:38I finally got my talking meow.
01:07:41Ah, wait a minute!
01:07:42Wait a minute!
01:07:43Ah!
01:07:43There seems to be a little mix-up.
01:07:50We'll show those twerks the next time!
01:07:52Next time, Team Rocket triumphs!
01:07:55Meowth, don't you have anything to say?
01:07:58Meowth, meowth.
01:07:59Huh?
01:08:00Meowth, meowth.
01:08:01Okay, guys, we gotta wrap some Pokemon.
01:08:07You just do the singing.
01:08:08I'll take care of the hard one.
01:08:10Let's get it on!
01:08:11I want to be the best there ever was.
01:08:15To be all the rest.
01:08:17Yeah, that's my cause.
01:08:19Electro, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Phenosaur, Rattata, Fero, Pity, Seek, King, Jodeon, Dragonite, Gasly, Ponies, Alvaporeon, Polyrath, Butterfree.
01:08:28Catch you, catch you, gotta catch more Pokemon!
01:08:31I'll search across the land, gonna look far and wide.
01:08:36Release from my hand the power that's inside.
01:08:40Venomop, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck, Ibasaur, Primer, Victory Bell, Bull Trace, Zero King, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff, Kingler, Rihon, Clefable, Weekly Tops!
01:08:4932 down, that's it for now.
01:08:50Tune in tomorrow, we'll rap at you some more.
01:08:53There's 150, so watch Monday through Friday.
01:08:55You'll catch them all!
01:08:57Catch them, catch them, gotta catch them all.
01:08:59Gotta catch them all, Pokemon!
01:09:04Let's roll.
01:09:05Four, three, two...
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