00:59You know, I'll tell you, the whole country is really caught up with its physical fitness.
01:05People are jogging, people are playing handball, they're playing racquetball, and they're in the gym.
01:09Whether they're on a knotless or using just plain dumbbells like I do, and the men I manage do, you've got to be in shape and know what you're doing.
01:16Now, one of the most important things, like John Studd, who he works out three, four times a week,
01:20the other men I manage, the Bobby Heenan family, to be a wrestler, you've got to be strong,
01:24but you've got to have the technique when it comes to working out.
01:27You do it the proper way, that's what I do, because I'm Bobby the Brain Heenan.
01:30Now, there's different ways you can do things.
01:32Some people, I'm in the gym five, six times a week anyway, so it don't matter to me.
01:35So listen to me, Tim.
01:36First of all, you grab the bar, and you pick it up.
01:40And you've got to have the perfect technique and get underneath it.
01:44Then, well, you can use your knee, too, if you want, it don't really matter.
01:47You get the thing up, you get up here, and you...
01:53Well, that's one of the reasons I'm Bobby the Brain Heenan.
01:58I don't need this, John.
01:59I got a brain.
01:59Hey, Junkyard, listen to this.
02:22Famous movie director, Woody Brooks, is searching for a vehicle to put in his newest monster movie.
02:27He'll pay 10,000 bucks for it.
02:2810,000 bucks.
02:30It's down.
02:34Hold it.
02:34You can't bring that piece of junk into this studio.
02:37Watch what you call on a piece of junk.
02:39My junk wagon's gonna be a dog.
02:42Okay, I see no problem, Max.
02:45I told you we get in here.
02:50Sorry, brother.
02:51Send me the bill.
02:55But darling,
02:56Don't let that hunk of junk on the set.
03:06You've ruined my shot.
03:08I ought to have you thrown off this lot.
03:11Come here, it's the way.
03:17And it was the start of such a nice day.
03:21Do it.
03:29It is the Junkyard Dog and his sidekick, Tito the Mosquito.
03:34That's Tito Santana to you.
03:37Let me test.
03:38You're here to try out for the monster in Mr. Brooks' new monster movie.
03:45Actually, I was about to pay them $10,000 to use their junk wagon in my movies.
03:50Yeah?
03:51Well, that's why I'm here.
03:54Roddy Piper's name.
03:56Real glad to meet you, Mr. Brooks, sir.
03:58This is the car for your movie, Roddy's Hot Rod.
09:57Did you see that? I told you, didn't I? Nobody beats Rowdy Rowdy Piper at the race game. I'm the greatest!
10:08Here's your money, Mr. Piper. You won it fair and square. And here are the keys to the future hot rod of Hollywood.
10:19Feast your eyes as a star is born. Quiet on the set! Action!
10:27Cut! Print! That was beautiful! Beautiful? Are you afraid I ruined my hot rod? Of course I ruined it. That was the scene, Mr. Piper.
10:52A star is born? It looks more like a piece of junk was born.
10:56I hate Rocket!
11:02And another one bites the dust.
11:05Come on, Mean Gene! That's a thousand and one, man! A thousand and two! Keep going, man! With this Hulkamania workout!
11:16Mean Gene, you're training for the future, man! A healthy mind needs a healthy body! Come on, Mean Gene!
11:20You're killing me! That's it, man! Keep that rocking engine going! I think you need a little more fuel! Just keep going, Mean Gene! I'll be right back!
11:27Oh, this is a good protein drink for you!
11:29Hey, Hulk!
11:30Alright, man!
11:31Got some protein here, some milk, some fruit for some extra energy!
11:34Now I need one more egg with a shell! Just with some more calcium to keep Mean Gene going!
11:39I can't believe the way you've been working out, dude!
11:41Mean Gene, you're gonna really live up to this thing when you get done with this workout!
11:46Man, this is a Hulkamania workout! And now some high energy, high test protein to keep Mean Gene going!
11:52Alright, Mean Gene!
11:54Hey, Mean Gene! What are you doing, man? You're not supposed to sleep during this workout!
12:01That's okay, man! Whenever you work out hard, you're gonna get a good night's sleep! Don't worry about it!
12:15Sir, are you just going to stand there laughing in here to help me?
12:19Well, what are you trying to do, lady?
12:20Well, I locked my keys in my car and I'm trying to get in!
12:23But you're doing the wrong way! That's American, man! Let me show the Russian way how we're doing in the Russian!
12:28Let me help you in here!
12:30Oh, my car! My beautiful car!
12:34There you go, lady! Here's your keys!
12:36But you've ruined my car and the door is off my car!
13:03As Igor froze with terror, the monster rolls off the table!
13:07Weaw, weaw, weaw!
13:08Weaw, weaw, weaw!
13:09Weaw, weaw!
13:10Oh, no!
13:12Weaw!
13:13Weaw!
13:27Hey, relax, brother. It's only a story.
13:46Sorry, Junkyard. I didn't mean to make a mess.
13:50Just a Junkyard Minute. If that Frankenstein dude can build himself a monster, then I ought to be able to build myself a Junkyard Helper to clean up this place.
14:06That doesn't sound like a very good idea, Junkyard.
14:10It isn't a very good idea. It's a great idea.
14:20Okay, Andre. Crank up the Junkyard juice.
14:26No!
14:28It's time to do a little get-down monster-making with Dr. Dawg.
14:41This ought to make a nice leg.
14:43It's time to put him in the oven and bake him at 40,000 volts.
15:00Do you think you will, JYP?
15:06There's only one way to find out.
15:18Come to Poppa, baby.
15:22I wonder what the best words will be.
15:26Get down!
15:27I did it! I created my very own Jive-In Junkyard lift.
15:32What are you going to call him?
15:34I'm gonna call him...
15:36Junk-In-Side!
15:43It's time for the big test.
15:45Alright, Junk-In-Side. Clean up the Junkyard.
15:48Yes, Junk-Master.
15:50He's doing it.
15:56He's not just doing it.
15:58He's Junkyard cooking.
15:59Junk-In-Side done.
16:01I don't believe it.
16:02This place has never been this neat.
16:04Do you realize what this means?
16:06Junk-In-Side done.
16:09I don't believe it.
16:11This place has never been this neat.
16:13Do you realize what this means?
16:15I'll make Junk-Butlers.
16:18Junk-Plumbers.
16:19Junk-Painters.
16:20We're gonna be Junk-Yard Millionaires.
16:22All I have to do is program the cassettes.
16:24And we're in business.
16:25Gosh!
16:26This is exciting.
16:27Do you think it works, J-Y-D?
16:28Andre, no.
16:29Not that one.
16:30That's a taper-rod-y piper.
16:31I'll show you what this means.
16:32What this means?
16:33I'll make Junk-Butlers.
16:34Junk-Plumbers.
16:35Junk-Plumbers.
16:36Junk-Painters.
16:37Junk-Painters.
16:38We're gonna be Junk-Yard Millionaires.
16:39All I have to do is program the cassettes.
16:40And we're in business.
16:41Gosh!
16:42This is exciting.
16:43I'll show you what Pride Piper does to Dogs.
16:49Brown!
16:56huge
17:07big
17:07big
17:08big
17:09комп
17:10Oh, my God.
17:40When I get you in the ring, dog, I'm going to wreck everything you stand for.
18:08We're going to wreck everything.
18:10We've got to stop that jive, Junkinstein, before he crashes the entire city.
18:15Come on.
18:16Follow that monster.
18:17You said so.
18:18Help.
18:20Help.
18:21Help.
18:22Good for your life.
18:24Help.
18:25Help.
18:26Help.
18:27Help.
18:28Help.
18:29Help.
18:30Good for your life.
18:32Help.
18:33Help.
18:34Help.
18:35Help.
18:36Good for your life.
18:37Help.
18:38Help.
18:39Help.
18:40Help.
18:45Hello, baby.
18:47That's a nice Junkinstein.
18:49Let your papa put this tape back into your baby's brain.
18:53You're going to win.
18:54You've never heard the name Roddy Piper.
18:59Whoa.
19:00Which one of these is the brakes?
19:02Oh.
19:03Oh, Oh.
19:07Oh, Oh.
19:09Oh.
19:11Oh.
19:12Oh, Oh, Oh.
19:14Here comes our food.
19:32I didn't know they had robot waiters here.
19:35Hey, watch it.
19:37Come on, Mr. Ryan Pfeiffer.
19:41Don't decide.
19:43Stop.
19:44Hey, get out of my kitchen.
19:53I'm going to have my kitchen.
19:57I created a monster.
20:04Yeah, but he makes good hamburgers.
20:07Hey, get out of my way, Andre.
20:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:34So, the dog thinks he can take Roddy Pipe or Daddy.
20:38Well, we'll see about that.
20:42Jump in jukeboxes.
20:44I think I just figured out how to stop that rowdy robot.
20:48I hate rocket roll.
21:04And another one bites dust.
21:19And another one bites dust.
21:19And another one bites dust.
21:21And another one bites.
21:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:23And another one bites.
21:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:25And in the horrible vampire bat, window to window, where it turned into Dracula.
21:33Just a junkyard minute.
21:38If Dracula can change from a person to a bat, then all I need to do is put wings on old
21:44Duncan Stein here, and I can turn him into Junkula.
