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Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (1985) - S01E01 - The Junkyard 500
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00:00Margaret
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00:29Oh, my God.
00:59You know, I'll tell you, the whole country is really caught up with its physical fitness.
01:05People are jogging, people are playing handball, they're playing racquetball, and they're in the gym.
01:09Whether they're on a knotless or using just plain dumbbells like I do, and the men I manage do, you've got to be in shape and know what you're doing.
01:16Now, one of the most important things, like John Studd, who he works out three, four times a week,
01:20the other men I manage, the Bobby Heenan family, to be a wrestler, you've got to be strong,
01:24but you've got to have the technique when it comes to working out.
01:27You do it the proper way, that's what I do, because I'm Bobby the Brain Heenan.
01:30Now, there's different ways you can do things.
01:32Some people, I'm in the gym five, six times a week anyway, so it don't matter to me.
01:35So listen to me, Tim.
01:36First of all, you grab the bar, and you pick it up.
01:40And you've got to have the perfect technique and get underneath it.
01:44Then, well, you can use your knee, too, if you want, it don't really matter.
01:47You get the thing up, you get up here, and you...
01:53Well, that's one of the reasons I'm Bobby the Brain Heenan.
01:58I don't need this, John.
01:59I got a brain.
01:59Hey, Junkyard, listen to this.
02:22Famous movie director, Woody Brooks, is searching for a vehicle to put in his newest monster movie.
02:27He'll pay 10,000 bucks for it.
02:2810,000 bucks.
02:30It's down.
02:34Hold it.
02:34You can't bring that piece of junk into this studio.
02:37Watch what you call on a piece of junk.
02:39My junk wagon's gonna be a dog.
02:42Okay, I see no problem, Max.
02:45I told you we get in here.
02:50Sorry, brother.
02:51Send me the bill.
02:55But darling,
02:56Don't let that hunk of junk on the set.
03:06You've ruined my shot.
03:08I ought to have you thrown off this lot.
03:11Come here, it's the way.
03:17And it was the start of such a nice day.
03:21Do it.
03:29It is the Junkyard Dog and his sidekick, Tito the Mosquito.
03:34That's Tito Santana to you.
03:37Let me test.
03:38You're here to try out for the monster in Mr. Brooks' new monster movie.
03:45Actually, I was about to pay them $10,000 to use their junk wagon in my movies.
03:50Yeah?
03:51Well, that's why I'm here.
03:54Roddy Piper's name.
03:56Real glad to meet you, Mr. Brooks, sir.
03:58This is the car for your movie, Roddy's Hot Rod.
04:02Feels like fine leather.
04:04She's got computerized, fuel injection, turbocharged engine.
04:08You name it.
04:09It's very nice, sir, Mr. Piper.
04:13But actual Junkyard's junk wagon is better suited to the part.
04:18What?
04:19Mr. Brooks is using my junk wagon in his movie.
04:23That's what you think, Junkbrat.
04:26He's using my Hot Rod.
04:28Isn't that right, Mr. Brooks?
04:31No way.
04:31Why don't you work this out between yourselves?
04:40You could have a race.
04:42Great idea.
04:44Winner Jax's car is in the movie.
04:51Don't worry, Junkyard.
04:52When we get the junk wagon tuned up, you're going to be the shortstop, Piper.
04:56All right, Andre.
04:57Jack her up.
04:57Good old things, Superfly.
05:01Well, how are the new wins, you wabbers, ho?
05:10Just great, Wendy.
05:12I cleaned her pretty, didn't I, ho?
05:14Hey, ho, try the break, will you?
05:17Will do, Cheeto.
05:20Arriba!
05:22Ow, that's my song, you klutz.
05:25Sorry, come and shake.
05:27You get my car.
05:28I'll get you, Volkov.
05:30How's it coming?
05:31Hey, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
05:32Oil slick shooter is not working good yet, Piper's wrong.
05:36It's not supposed to work good.
05:38It's supposed to work bad.
05:39Oh, shit.
05:40I can't breathe.
05:49Hey, I can't breathe.
05:50Please!
05:50With these supercharged rocket boosters, nothing will stop Roddy's hot rod.
05:59She's all done, comrade C.
06:02Good.
06:03Turn the booster on, and we'll give it a test.
06:06Whatever you say, comrade C.
06:09Not that fun, you airhead.
06:11J.Y.B.
06:12J.Y.B.
06:13Junkyard Dog.
06:15J.Y.B.
06:17Junkyard Dog.
06:19Roddy Piper number one.
06:22Junkyard Dog no good.
06:24Oh, my anti-junk wagon devices are ready to go.
06:32It's Hollywood, Rowdy Roddy Piper.
06:34Hey, don't forget big John studs.
06:38Nicolai, go do what I told you.
06:41Right, comrade C.
06:50Get ready.
06:50Get set.
06:57Go, you junkyard.
06:59No, go, you junkyard.
07:01Come on.
07:01Come on, junkyard.
07:02Go, what are you waiting for?
07:04VAMINOS! VAMINOS!
07:06I'm trying, I'm trying, VAMINOS!
07:09Nice work, Nikolai! They'll never win now!
07:14Not with junk wagons! Chained to our bleachers, they won't!
07:31Hey, wrestling fans! The race is on!
07:34They're gaining on us, Roddy!
07:43For long!
07:49Oh, so they want to play dirty, eh?
07:55I think the smoke belongs to you.
07:58Take your hike!
08:00The smoke turkey is my favorite!
08:03Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:12Reach, knock, out! Pretty good!
08:16How come it's sick?
08:18Oh!
08:20Nikolai Fikstaff!
08:26There! Now you look like a nice Russian raccoon!
08:32Brinko, you look like a nice Russian baboon!
08:40For God's sake!
08:42No way, Tito. I never drive anywhere without my junkyard emergency ponds.
08:49It's time for some get down with the dog river wrapped in.
08:54Arriba!
08:58Ha! That old junk wagon is probably at the bottom of the river by now.
09:09Thanks for the shortcut, Piper.
09:12Ha! Ha! Ha!
09:18Nothing can stop us from winning now, boy!
09:21Ha! Ha! Ha!
09:26Shook, York! Watch out for that dog!
09:31Hey, dog!
09:32Don't you know you're supposed to look for ways before you cross?
09:36Now is our chance to hit the Rowdy Rocket Booster!
09:40Ah, Piper!
09:52Whoooo!
09:54Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
09:57Did you see that? I told you, didn't I? Nobody beats Rowdy Rowdy Piper at the race game. I'm the greatest!
10:08Here's your money, Mr. Piper. You won it fair and square. And here are the keys to the future hot rod of Hollywood.
10:19Feast your eyes as a star is born. Quiet on the set! Action!
10:27Cut! Print! That was beautiful! Beautiful? Are you afraid I ruined my hot rod? Of course I ruined it. That was the scene, Mr. Piper.
10:52A star is born? It looks more like a piece of junk was born.
10:56I hate Rocket!
11:02And another one bites the dust.
11:05Come on, Mean Gene! That's a thousand and one, man! A thousand and two! Keep going, man! With this Hulkamania workout!
11:16Mean Gene, you're training for the future, man! A healthy mind needs a healthy body! Come on, Mean Gene!
11:20You're killing me! That's it, man! Keep that rocking engine going! I think you need a little more fuel! Just keep going, Mean Gene! I'll be right back!
11:27Oh, this is a good protein drink for you!
11:29Hey, Hulk!
11:30Alright, man!
11:31Got some protein here, some milk, some fruit for some extra energy!
11:34Now I need one more egg with a shell! Just with some more calcium to keep Mean Gene going!
11:39I can't believe the way you've been working out, dude!
11:41Mean Gene, you're gonna really live up to this thing when you get done with this workout!
11:46Man, this is a Hulkamania workout! And now some high energy, high test protein to keep Mean Gene going!
11:52Alright, Mean Gene!
11:54Hey, Mean Gene! What are you doing, man? You're not supposed to sleep during this workout!
12:01That's okay, man! Whenever you work out hard, you're gonna get a good night's sleep! Don't worry about it!
12:15Sir, are you just going to stand there laughing in here to help me?
12:19Well, what are you trying to do, lady?
12:20Well, I locked my keys in my car and I'm trying to get in!
12:23But you're doing the wrong way! That's American, man! Let me show the Russian way how we're doing in the Russian!
12:28Let me help you in here!
12:30Oh, my car! My beautiful car!
12:34There you go, lady! Here's your keys!
12:36But you've ruined my car and the door is off my car!
12:39Well, don't worry! I'll fix that, man!
12:42There you go!
12:47There you go, lady! As good as new!
12:49Look what you've done!
12:50Well, let me have the key, ladies!
12:53There you go!
12:56There you go!
12:57There you go!
12:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:00Dr. Frankenstein, look! It's alive!
13:03As Igor froze with terror, the monster rolls off the table!
13:07Weaw, weaw, weaw!
13:08Weaw, weaw, weaw!
13:09Weaw, weaw!
13:10Oh, no!
13:12Weaw!
13:13Weaw!
13:27Hey, relax, brother. It's only a story.
13:46Sorry, Junkyard. I didn't mean to make a mess.
13:50Just a Junkyard Minute. If that Frankenstein dude can build himself a monster, then I ought to be able to build myself a Junkyard Helper to clean up this place.
14:06That doesn't sound like a very good idea, Junkyard.
14:10It isn't a very good idea. It's a great idea.
14:20Okay, Andre. Crank up the Junkyard juice.
14:26No!
14:28It's time to do a little get-down monster-making with Dr. Dawg.
14:41This ought to make a nice leg.
14:43It's time to put him in the oven and bake him at 40,000 volts.
15:00Do you think you will, JYP?
15:06There's only one way to find out.
15:18Come to Poppa, baby.
15:22I wonder what the best words will be.
15:26Get down!
15:27I did it! I created my very own Jive-In Junkyard lift.
15:32What are you going to call him?
15:34I'm gonna call him...
15:36Junk-In-Side!
15:43It's time for the big test.
15:45Alright, Junk-In-Side. Clean up the Junkyard.
15:48Yes, Junk-Master.
15:50He's doing it.
15:56He's not just doing it.
15:58He's Junkyard cooking.
15:59Junk-In-Side done.
16:01I don't believe it.
16:02This place has never been this neat.
16:04Do you realize what this means?
16:06Junk-In-Side done.
16:09I don't believe it.
16:11This place has never been this neat.
16:13Do you realize what this means?
16:15I'll make Junk-Butlers.
16:18Junk-Plumbers.
16:19Junk-Painters.
16:20We're gonna be Junk-Yard Millionaires.
16:22All I have to do is program the cassettes.
16:24And we're in business.
16:25Gosh!
16:26This is exciting.
16:27Do you think it works, J-Y-D?
16:28Andre, no.
16:29Not that one.
16:30That's a taper-rod-y piper.
16:31I'll show you what this means.
16:32What this means?
16:33I'll make Junk-Butlers.
16:34Junk-Plumbers.
16:35Junk-Plumbers.
16:36Junk-Painters.
16:37Junk-Painters.
16:38We're gonna be Junk-Yard Millionaires.
16:39All I have to do is program the cassettes.
16:40And we're in business.
16:41Gosh!
16:42This is exciting.
16:43I'll show you what Pride Piper does to Dogs.
16:49Brown!
16:56huge
17:07big
17:07big
17:08big
17:09комп
17:10Oh, my God.
17:40When I get you in the ring, dog, I'm going to wreck everything you stand for.
18:08We're going to wreck everything.
18:10We've got to stop that jive, Junkinstein, before he crashes the entire city.
18:15Come on.
18:16Follow that monster.
18:17You said so.
18:18Help.
18:20Help.
18:21Help.
18:22Good for your life.
18:24Help.
18:25Help.
18:26Help.
18:27Help.
18:28Help.
18:29Help.
18:30Good for your life.
18:32Help.
18:33Help.
18:34Help.
18:35Help.
18:36Good for your life.
18:37Help.
18:38Help.
18:39Help.
18:40Help.
18:45Hello, baby.
18:47That's a nice Junkinstein.
18:49Let your papa put this tape back into your baby's brain.
18:53You're going to win.
18:54You've never heard the name Roddy Piper.
18:59Whoa.
19:00Which one of these is the brakes?
19:02Oh.
19:03Oh, Oh.
19:07Oh, Oh.
19:09Oh.
19:11Oh.
19:12Oh, Oh, Oh.
19:14Here comes our food.
19:32I didn't know they had robot waiters here.
19:35Hey, watch it.
19:37Come on, Mr. Ryan Pfeiffer.
19:41Don't decide.
19:43Stop.
19:44Hey, get out of my kitchen.
19:53I'm going to have my kitchen.
19:57I created a monster.
20:04Yeah, but he makes good hamburgers.
20:07Hey, get out of my way, Andre.
20:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:34So, the dog thinks he can take Roddy Pipe or Daddy.
20:38Well, we'll see about that.
20:42Jump in jukeboxes.
20:44I think I just figured out how to stop that rowdy robot.
20:48I hate rocket roll.
21:04And another one bites dust.
21:19And another one bites dust.
21:19And another one bites dust.
21:21And another one bites.
21:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:23And another one bites.
21:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:25And in the horrible vampire bat, window to window, where it turned into Dracula.
21:33Just a junkyard minute.
21:38If Dracula can change from a person to a bat, then all I need to do is put wings on old
21:44Duncan Stein here, and I can turn him into Junkula.
21:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:04Andre, wait.
22:06I was only kidding.
22:07Really?
22:13Mean Gene Oakleman here with perhaps the greatest lady wrestler of all time.
22:18She held the championship belt for some 27-plus years.
22:22I can only be talking about the fabulous Moolah
22:24with another one of your very extraordinary beauty tips.
22:28What are you doing this time?
22:29Hi, Jean. I'm applying a mud pack.
22:32Why do you think I'm so beautiful?
22:34It clears your complexion and makes you just beautiful, just as I am.
22:38Does this cleanse and then tighten the skin?
22:41Oh, yes, it does, and it should be done in the privacy of your own home
22:44because it looks horrible.
22:46Yeah, it doesn't look real good right now.
22:47No, but after it's off, you see how beautiful I am.
22:51Well, that's true.
22:52Moolah, I'm very curious. How often do you do this?
22:54What, a couple of times a week?
22:55Oh, about twice a week.
22:57If I'm on the road sometime, I only get to do it once a week.
23:00Is that actual mud?
23:01Yes.
23:02I can't believe that.
23:03Put that on your face. That's incredible.
23:06Well, apparently it's something that works very well for you.
23:09Moolah, you look downright ravaging.
23:12What?
23:17Hi, I'm Quentin McLeod, the Highlander, and I'm immortal.
23:26Join me as I gather full power and knowledge to battle the evil Quartan.
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23:58You are, aren't you?
24:01You are, are you?
24:02You are, aren't you?
24:04You, you are.
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