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Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (1985) - S01E13 - Bucket
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2 years ago
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00:00
I'll see you next time.
02:29
Hey, Junkyard Cat, you seen that jive, Junkyard Rat?
02:38
Go get him, Cat.
02:39
Get off my head, dude.
02:44
He's in that old car, and I know just how to trap him.
02:54
Okay, Mr. Rat, time for a little Junkyard Magnetism.
03:09
That's no rat.
03:17
Do the dog's eyes deceive him, or is that a walk-in jukebox?
03:23
Okay, Buckethead, you've got one minute to explain yourself.
03:30
Earth's speech program completed.
03:32
I am Mobotic Unit 736.
03:35
Mo who?
03:36
Mobotic Unit 736.
03:39
Point of origin, Planet Slag.
03:41
Planet Slag?
03:43
You mean you some kind of alien?
03:45
Affirmative.
03:46
Imagine that.
03:48
Our first visitor from space, and he landed in my junkyard.
03:52
Listen, Mo, uh, uh, uh, uh, Mo, uh, say, you mind if I just call you, uh, Bucket?
03:59
Designation Bucket acceptable.
04:01
What is your designation?
04:02
Me?
04:03
Well, I'm Junkyard Dog, port of origin down home, but you can call me J.Y.D.
04:09
J.Y.D.?
04:11
You got it.
04:12
And this junk you've been messing with is mine.
04:15
I am sorry, J.Y.D.
04:17
I did not know this was your food supply.
04:20
Food supply?
04:21
You mean my junk?
04:24
It's the best I've ever tasted.
04:26
Is this place a mind restaurant?
04:28
Bucket, I think you and me need to talk.
04:30
I would like that, J.Y.D.
04:45
Hey, dudes, gather around.
04:47
The dog's got something to tell you.
04:49
Something radical.
04:50
What's up, brother?
04:51
Guess what I meant in my junkyard?
04:53
An alien robot.
04:55
You know, like from another planet.
04:57
Yeah, and we just gave wrestling lessons to the president and the first lady.
05:02
Oh, yeah, down dude.
05:03
We'll pipe this.
05:13
Oh.
05:18
Oh, brother.
05:20
Buget, this is Hulk, Captain Lou, Windy, Hillbilly Jim, Tito, Andre, and Superfly.
05:30
Say hello.
05:31
Greetings.
05:32
I am robotic unit 736.
05:35
But J.Y.D. prefers to call me Bucket.
05:39
Looks like you're not jiving us, J.Y.D.
05:41
This guy's a regular R2-D2-C-3PO-ET.
05:46
No.
05:47
He's my cousin.
05:49
That's what I've been telling you bozos.
05:51
Bucket's from the planet Slag.
05:53
And he and I just had a close encounter in my junkyard.
05:57
Hey, this is Groovy.
05:58
A real-life alien in our gym.
06:00
But what's he doing on Earth, J.Y.D.?
06:02
He's lost.
06:04
He was out practicing his driving when he made a wrong turn at the Milky Way.
06:07
And before I could find my way home,
06:09
a meteor storm damaged my ship.
06:12
And I had to crash land here.
06:14
Ooh, where's the ship now?
06:17
A few miles from my junkyard.
06:19
Now, if you guys will help me get it,
06:20
I can fix it and get Bucket back to his folks and friends.
06:24
They must be very worried.
06:27
I should have been home days ago.
06:29
Then maybe you should fall home.
06:32
Don't you worry, little brother.
06:34
The Hulkster and his pals are gonna help you.
06:36
Right, guys?
06:37
Right.
06:38
You can go alone.
06:39
Absolutely right.
06:39
Have a snack, my man.
06:43
Yo, thank you.
06:45
The food on your planet is certainly excellent.
06:52
My ship is just ahead, J.Y.D.
06:56
Look!
06:57
Who are those guys?
07:10
My ship.
07:11
They're stealing it.
07:12
We'll stop them, little buddy.
07:14
You stay here until we find out who they are.
07:16
I never thought we'd ever really find one of these things.
07:29
We better find the alien, too.
07:31
Dr. H wants him before anyone finds out he's here.
07:34
He's right.
07:35
Aliens are dangerous.
07:37
We've got to get him and lock him up pipe.
07:40
They want to lock up Bucket.
07:41
Fat chance.
07:43
Nobody's locking up our little buddy.
07:44
I've got a signal.
07:51
Strong, too.
07:52
The alien must be close.
07:55
All loaded.
07:57
Take it to Dr. H and make it quick.
07:59
Straker and I will go after the alien.
08:04
They've got some kind of tracking device.
08:06
Let's get Bucket out of here before they find him.
08:09
What about his ship?
08:10
I'll follow it.
08:11
Andre, get set for the Superfly Special.
08:14
Meet us at J.Y.D., Superfly.
08:21
Hello.
08:21
My ship.
08:37
My ship.
08:38
Why would they take my ship?
08:41
Superfly will keep tabs on it.
08:42
Right now, we've got to get you out of range of those bozos.
08:45
The signal's moving away.
08:48
The alien must be on the move.
08:49
But we'll get him.
08:51
No matter what we have to do.
08:58
I wish these guys would get where they're going.
09:01
I...
09:02
I've got to tell Hulk about this.
09:20
I've got to tell Hulk about this.
09:30
That's what I call service.
09:34
I'll never get home now.
09:37
Don't talk like that, Bucket.
09:39
We'll get your ship back.
09:40
Right.
09:41
Just as soon as Superfly gets here, we'll...
09:44
Got here as quick as I could, brother.
09:53
Did you find Bucket's ship?
09:55
You bet.
09:56
Let's roll, guys.
09:57
Uh-oh.
10:06
Trouble.
10:10
It's a creeps who grabbed Bucket's ship.
10:12
And they're heading this way.
10:13
Here we go.
10:23
We've got to hide Bucket.
10:25
The alien's in there, all right.
10:27
Be careful what you say.
10:29
Remember Dr. H's orders.
10:42
All set.
10:44
Can I help you, dudes?
10:50
I'm Crotch.
10:51
This is Straker.
10:52
We're, uh, city inspectors.
10:54
Have you seen anything strange around here lately?
10:58
Odd lights, weird sounds.
11:04
Hey, hold on.
11:06
You suckers got a warrant or something.
11:08
Move it, you geeks.
11:12
Hey!
11:13
Oh, gee.
11:20
I hope it isn't broken.
11:22
Now, listen, you.
11:23
We know there's an alien here, and...
11:26
Okay, where is he?
11:31
I reckon he means the little metal.
11:33
I don't know what you goons are trying to pull, but...
11:42
In case you dudes don't know it, this pile of junk is private property.
11:47
And you're not welcome.
11:49
You're bending my suit.
11:51
You won't get away with this, you big gorilla.
11:54
We'll be watching you.
11:56
Ta-ta, turkeys.
11:57
Don't forget to ride now.
12:02
Those guys are still watching us, man.
12:04
Well, how are we gonna get Bucket's ship back now, Hulk?
12:07
They're looking for an alien, right?
12:09
So let's give them an alien.
12:14
All set, Hulk.
12:17
Let's take a look.
12:20
Leap, leap, leap.
12:21
Perfect.
12:25
It's all up to you now, JYD.
12:28
You got it, Hulkster.
12:30
Bleep.
12:34
It's the alien.
12:36
And he's uglier than I thought.
12:39
It worked.
12:39
Let's roll.
12:48
They're gaining on us, JYD.
12:50
Time for a little junkyard boost.
13:11
Attention all units.
13:12
We got a giant chicken chasing two turkeys and a pile of junk.
13:16
Uh-oh.
13:17
It's the law.
13:20
You got an explanation for this?
13:35
It's very simple, officer.
13:37
He's from outer space.
13:40
Bleep.
13:41
Listen, officers.
13:42
You gotta arrest these dudes.
13:44
Me and my friend here were on the way to a costume party when they started chasing us and yelling about aliens.
13:51
If you ask me, they're a little bit, uh...
13:53
Okay, you two.
13:54
Let's move.
13:56
But you don't understand.
13:57
He's an alien.
13:59
He may be invading our whole planet.
14:01
Yeah, right.
14:02
And I've Lash Gordon.
14:05
Bleep.
14:06
You can knock it off, man.
14:07
We okay.
14:08
Bleep, bleep, bleep.
14:10
How are we gonna get in?
14:18
Hey, Hulk, take a look.
14:27
It's a van, and it's got the same picture on it as that place.
14:31
if we could obtain it then gotcha little buddy we get it before it gets in and then we get in
14:42
problem miss it's this darn car it won't start
14:54
let's take a look
14:59
she should start now oh thank you
15:10
ta-ta gotta run
15:15
hey ma van ma van
15:23
we have a problem the door is composed of titanium steel and computer locked it can't be opened
15:49
i must have put too hard
15:53
have you heard anything from crotch and straker
15:59
everybody duck
16:01
nothing yet doctor but i'm sure they'll find the alien
16:09
when they do i want all teams ready for complete dismantling
16:13
they're going to dismantle me
16:19
oh no they're not come on guys let's find bucket ship
16:23
what have you done to my ship
16:30
just answer my little friend
16:37
i'll never get home now
16:42
don't worry bucket we'll fix it
16:45
we can fix anything
16:46
we'll be cool
16:47
time to split
16:49
get the ship
16:51
how about a lift guys
16:59
go wendy go
17:01
the hawkster's back
17:12
what happened to your ship bucket
17:17
they took it apart j.y.t and they wanna do the same thing to me
17:22
we gotta work fast brother
17:24
let's do it
17:26
how's it going little buddy
17:32
i'm almost through hawkster but
17:34
attention in the junkyard
17:36
surrender the alien at once
17:38
this is your final warning
17:41
we're too late
17:43
i must give myself up
17:45
you can't quit now bucket
17:46
we're gonna get you home no matter what it takes
17:49
looks like hawk's mad
17:52
he's crazy
17:56
look out
18:02
what do we do now
18:05
we get choppers
18:07
tanks
18:07
i want that alien
18:09
attention to cell force speed
18:12
moving now
18:13
what's the matter bucket
18:16
my quadro oscillator is gone
18:18
and i can't lift off without it
18:20
better hustle j.y.d
18:22
i got a feeling those creeps aren't through yet
18:25
we got a little problem
18:26
did you say a little problem
18:33
you wouldn't happen to have a quadro oscillator on you
18:38
would you
18:38
i got something better
18:40
i will try it
18:44
get in there and get that alien
18:46
now go
18:47
come on bucket come on
18:50
it works j.y.d
18:53
hey looks like you're a-okay
18:55
i'm going to miss you j.y.d
18:58
i'm going to miss you too
19:00
i'm going to miss you too little buddy
19:01
and i will miss all of you too
19:03
you are the best friends of home body unit ever had
19:07
i fixed you a little snack for the trip home
19:10
hope you like it
19:11
delicious
19:14
delicious
19:15
thank you again j.y.d
19:17
i shall never forget you
19:21
go bucket go
19:26
where's the alien
19:40
you guys are in big trouble
19:49
crats
19:51
dr howard
19:52
crats
19:54
what is all this
19:55
i told you to make contact with the alien
19:57
not start world war three
19:59
who are you guys anyway
20:01
i'm dr morris howard
20:03
head of the government center for ufo studies
20:05
government
20:06
you mean our government
20:08
we didn't know you guys were government
20:10
yeah
20:10
we thought you were gonna hurt bucket
20:12
bucket
20:13
he's the alien
20:14
and our little buddy
20:16
buddy
20:16
gentlemen
20:18
would you come to washington with me
20:20
and meet with the president
20:21
the president
20:23
of course
20:24
as the only earth man to ever make friends with a true alien
20:28
your assistance would be invaluable
20:30
what do you say guys
20:32
all right
20:33
that would be fine brother
20:35
looks like you got a deal dr howard
20:37
wonderful
20:38
i'll make all the arrangements
20:40
and thank you again
20:41
you've done your country a great service
20:44
hey
20:51
we're going to washington to meet the top man
20:53
and we're going to meet the president too
20:56
yeah
20:57
thanks to bucket
21:00
that's it
21:12
they've gone too far this time
21:14
i quit
21:15
people come around here and bother them
21:17
and make me a fool
21:18
so i'm not going to stand for
21:19
big
21:23
big
21:24
big
21:25
big
21:30
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21:32
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21:32
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