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00:00I'll see you next time.
02:29Hey, Junkyard Cat, you seen that jive, Junkyard Rat?
02:38Go get him, Cat.
02:39Get off my head, dude.
02:44He's in that old car, and I know just how to trap him.
02:54Okay, Mr. Rat, time for a little Junkyard Magnetism.
03:09That's no rat.
03:17Do the dog's eyes deceive him, or is that a walk-in jukebox?
03:23Okay, Buckethead, you've got one minute to explain yourself.
03:30Earth's speech program completed.
03:32I am Mobotic Unit 736.
03:35Mo who?
03:36Mobotic Unit 736.
03:39Point of origin, Planet Slag.
03:41Planet Slag?
03:43You mean you some kind of alien?
03:45Affirmative.
03:46Imagine that.
03:48Our first visitor from space, and he landed in my junkyard.
03:52Listen, Mo, uh, uh, uh, uh, Mo, uh, say, you mind if I just call you, uh, Bucket?
03:59Designation Bucket acceptable.
04:01What is your designation?
04:02Me?
04:03Well, I'm Junkyard Dog, port of origin down home, but you can call me J.Y.D.
04:09J.Y.D.?
04:11You got it.
04:12And this junk you've been messing with is mine.
04:15I am sorry, J.Y.D.
04:17I did not know this was your food supply.
04:20Food supply?
04:21You mean my junk?
04:24It's the best I've ever tasted.
04:26Is this place a mind restaurant?
04:28Bucket, I think you and me need to talk.
04:30I would like that, J.Y.D.
04:45Hey, dudes, gather around.
04:47The dog's got something to tell you.
04:49Something radical.
04:50What's up, brother?
04:51Guess what I meant in my junkyard?
04:53An alien robot.
04:55You know, like from another planet.
04:57Yeah, and we just gave wrestling lessons to the president and the first lady.
05:02Oh, yeah, down dude.
05:03We'll pipe this.
05:13Oh.
05:18Oh, brother.
05:20Buget, this is Hulk, Captain Lou, Windy, Hillbilly Jim, Tito, Andre, and Superfly.
05:30Say hello.
05:31Greetings.
05:32I am robotic unit 736.
05:35But J.Y.D. prefers to call me Bucket.
05:39Looks like you're not jiving us, J.Y.D.
05:41This guy's a regular R2-D2-C-3PO-ET.
05:46No.
05:47He's my cousin.
05:49That's what I've been telling you bozos.
05:51Bucket's from the planet Slag.
05:53And he and I just had a close encounter in my junkyard.
05:57Hey, this is Groovy.
05:58A real-life alien in our gym.
06:00But what's he doing on Earth, J.Y.D.?
06:02He's lost.
06:04He was out practicing his driving when he made a wrong turn at the Milky Way.
06:07And before I could find my way home,
06:09a meteor storm damaged my ship.
06:12And I had to crash land here.
06:14Ooh, where's the ship now?
06:17A few miles from my junkyard.
06:19Now, if you guys will help me get it,
06:20I can fix it and get Bucket back to his folks and friends.
06:24They must be very worried.
06:27I should have been home days ago.
06:29Then maybe you should fall home.
06:32Don't you worry, little brother.
06:34The Hulkster and his pals are gonna help you.
06:36Right, guys?
06:37Right.
06:38You can go alone.
06:39Absolutely right.
06:39Have a snack, my man.
06:43Yo, thank you.
06:45The food on your planet is certainly excellent.
06:52My ship is just ahead, J.Y.D.
06:56Look!
06:57Who are those guys?
07:10My ship.
07:11They're stealing it.
07:12We'll stop them, little buddy.
07:14You stay here until we find out who they are.
07:16I never thought we'd ever really find one of these things.
07:29We better find the alien, too.
07:31Dr. H wants him before anyone finds out he's here.
07:34He's right.
07:35Aliens are dangerous.
07:37We've got to get him and lock him up pipe.
07:40They want to lock up Bucket.
07:41Fat chance.
07:43Nobody's locking up our little buddy.
07:44I've got a signal.
07:51Strong, too.
07:52The alien must be close.
07:55All loaded.
07:57Take it to Dr. H and make it quick.
07:59Straker and I will go after the alien.
08:04They've got some kind of tracking device.
08:06Let's get Bucket out of here before they find him.
08:09What about his ship?
08:10I'll follow it.
08:11Andre, get set for the Superfly Special.
08:14Meet us at J.Y.D., Superfly.
08:21Hello.
08:21My ship.
08:37My ship.
08:38Why would they take my ship?
08:41Superfly will keep tabs on it.
08:42Right now, we've got to get you out of range of those bozos.
08:45The signal's moving away.
08:48The alien must be on the move.
08:49But we'll get him.
08:51No matter what we have to do.
08:58I wish these guys would get where they're going.
09:01I...
09:02I've got to tell Hulk about this.
09:20I've got to tell Hulk about this.
09:30That's what I call service.
09:34I'll never get home now.
09:37Don't talk like that, Bucket.
09:39We'll get your ship back.
09:40Right.
09:41Just as soon as Superfly gets here, we'll...
09:44Got here as quick as I could, brother.
09:53Did you find Bucket's ship?
09:55You bet.
09:56Let's roll, guys.
09:57Uh-oh.
10:06Trouble.
10:10It's a creeps who grabbed Bucket's ship.
10:12And they're heading this way.
10:13Here we go.
10:23We've got to hide Bucket.
10:25The alien's in there, all right.
10:27Be careful what you say.
10:29Remember Dr. H's orders.
10:42All set.
10:44Can I help you, dudes?
10:50I'm Crotch.
10:51This is Straker.
10:52We're, uh, city inspectors.
10:54Have you seen anything strange around here lately?
10:58Odd lights, weird sounds.
11:04Hey, hold on.
11:06You suckers got a warrant or something.
11:08Move it, you geeks.
11:12Hey!
11:13Oh, gee.
11:20I hope it isn't broken.
11:22Now, listen, you.
11:23We know there's an alien here, and...
11:26Okay, where is he?
11:31I reckon he means the little metal.
11:33I don't know what you goons are trying to pull, but...
11:42In case you dudes don't know it, this pile of junk is private property.
11:47And you're not welcome.
11:49You're bending my suit.
11:51You won't get away with this, you big gorilla.
11:54We'll be watching you.
11:56Ta-ta, turkeys.
11:57Don't forget to ride now.
12:02Those guys are still watching us, man.
12:04Well, how are we gonna get Bucket's ship back now, Hulk?
12:07They're looking for an alien, right?
12:09So let's give them an alien.
12:14All set, Hulk.
12:17Let's take a look.
12:20Leap, leap, leap.
12:21Perfect.
12:25It's all up to you now, JYD.
12:28You got it, Hulkster.
12:30Bleep.
12:34It's the alien.
12:36And he's uglier than I thought.
12:39It worked.
12:39Let's roll.
12:48They're gaining on us, JYD.
12:50Time for a little junkyard boost.
13:11Attention all units.
13:12We got a giant chicken chasing two turkeys and a pile of junk.
13:16Uh-oh.
13:17It's the law.
13:20You got an explanation for this?
13:35It's very simple, officer.
13:37He's from outer space.
13:40Bleep.
13:41Listen, officers.
13:42You gotta arrest these dudes.
13:44Me and my friend here were on the way to a costume party when they started chasing us and yelling about aliens.
13:51If you ask me, they're a little bit, uh...
13:53Okay, you two.
13:54Let's move.
13:56But you don't understand.
13:57He's an alien.
13:59He may be invading our whole planet.
14:01Yeah, right.
14:02And I've Lash Gordon.
14:05Bleep.
14:06You can knock it off, man.
14:07We okay.
14:08Bleep, bleep, bleep.
14:10How are we gonna get in?
14:18Hey, Hulk, take a look.
14:27It's a van, and it's got the same picture on it as that place.
14:31if we could obtain it then gotcha little buddy we get it before it gets in and then we get in
14:42problem miss it's this darn car it won't start
14:54let's take a look
14:59she should start now oh thank you
15:10ta-ta gotta run
15:15hey ma van ma van
15:23we have a problem the door is composed of titanium steel and computer locked it can't be opened
15:49i must have put too hard
15:53have you heard anything from crotch and straker
15:59everybody duck
16:01nothing yet doctor but i'm sure they'll find the alien
16:09when they do i want all teams ready for complete dismantling
16:13they're going to dismantle me
16:19oh no they're not come on guys let's find bucket ship
16:23what have you done to my ship
16:30just answer my little friend
16:37i'll never get home now
16:42don't worry bucket we'll fix it
16:45we can fix anything
16:46we'll be cool
16:47time to split
16:49get the ship
16:51how about a lift guys
16:59go wendy go
17:01the hawkster's back
17:12what happened to your ship bucket
17:17they took it apart j.y.t and they wanna do the same thing to me
17:22we gotta work fast brother
17:24let's do it
17:26how's it going little buddy
17:32i'm almost through hawkster but
17:34attention in the junkyard
17:36surrender the alien at once
17:38this is your final warning
17:41we're too late
17:43i must give myself up
17:45you can't quit now bucket
17:46we're gonna get you home no matter what it takes
17:49looks like hawk's mad
17:52he's crazy
17:56look out
18:02what do we do now
18:05we get choppers
18:07tanks
18:07i want that alien
18:09attention to cell force speed
18:12moving now
18:13what's the matter bucket
18:16my quadro oscillator is gone
18:18and i can't lift off without it
18:20better hustle j.y.d
18:22i got a feeling those creeps aren't through yet
18:25we got a little problem
18:26did you say a little problem
18:33you wouldn't happen to have a quadro oscillator on you
18:38would you
18:38i got something better
18:40i will try it
18:44get in there and get that alien
18:46now go
18:47come on bucket come on
18:50it works j.y.d
18:53hey looks like you're a-okay
18:55i'm going to miss you j.y.d
18:58i'm going to miss you too
19:00i'm going to miss you too little buddy
19:01and i will miss all of you too
19:03you are the best friends of home body unit ever had
19:07i fixed you a little snack for the trip home
19:10hope you like it
19:11delicious
19:14delicious
19:15thank you again j.y.d
19:17i shall never forget you
19:21go bucket go
19:26where's the alien
19:40you guys are in big trouble
19:49crats
19:51dr howard
19:52crats
19:54what is all this
19:55i told you to make contact with the alien
19:57not start world war three
19:59who are you guys anyway
20:01i'm dr morris howard
20:03head of the government center for ufo studies
20:05government
20:06you mean our government
20:08we didn't know you guys were government
20:10yeah
20:10we thought you were gonna hurt bucket
20:12bucket
20:13he's the alien
20:14and our little buddy
20:16buddy
20:16gentlemen
20:18would you come to washington with me
20:20and meet with the president
20:21the president
20:23of course
20:24as the only earth man to ever make friends with a true alien
20:28your assistance would be invaluable
20:30what do you say guys
20:32all right
20:33that would be fine brother
20:35looks like you got a deal dr howard
20:37wonderful
20:38i'll make all the arrangements
20:40and thank you again
20:41you've done your country a great service
20:44hey
20:51we're going to washington to meet the top man
20:53and we're going to meet the president too
20:56yeah
20:57thanks to bucket
21:00that's it
21:12they've gone too far this time
21:14i quit
21:15people come around here and bother them
21:17and make me a fool
21:18so i'm not going to stand for
21:19big
21:23big
21:24big
21:25big
21:30big
21:32big
21:32big
21:48big
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