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00:20I'm working on a plan right now it's gonna be perfect nobody's gonna get caught
00:24it's gonna be smooth god both the size of this thing oh I know Ricky look at it you know
00:36though
00:36I've gone over it top to bottom like a bunch of times and I can't find any illegal parts on
00:42this
00:42thing you know what I think's going on Sebastian Bach is mr. jealousy pants he's jealous Patrick
00:51Swayze he made all that shit up well he was shooting off pretty hard at that training convention Bubbles
00:58how is Axl doing you know Rob Thomas well 11 bucks you can't go wrong man
01:11fucking cool personal train of Patrick Swayze
01:19decent can't talk to you on the phone about it okay I don't condone crime you know that but
01:25thank you for stealing this train for me Bubbles you stole the train man we had nothing to do with
01:32it Ricky you cannot tell anybody that we have that train promise me sure man yeah I promise whatever
01:43got a great fucking idea though I'm gonna sit over there you stay here get the fucking bong put in
01:48one of the cars right here and we can ship bong tokes back and forth to each other decent
02:05I think I just figured it out I can get the dope to you yeah no problem
02:10I'm telling you about smoking dope playing with model trains good fucking time man
02:57what are you doing anyway nothing dad what's with all the dye and the beard and the weights and you
03:04look like something what are you trying to look like nothing dad just leave me alone listen boy while you're
03:09under my roof it's my
03:10rules and burgers is all about them rules burgers were good to me they're good to you dad what are
03:15you
03:15talking about 11 bucks a gram boys that's what I'm talking about that's what my dope's worth I'm glad we
03:21waited this one's what's-his-fucky Sebastian coming to pick it up oh he's not coming here right what what
03:26do you mean he's not coming here we're gonna smuggle it to him in the main think about it at
03:3111 bucks a
03:31gram that's almost 5,000 bucks a pound we got a hundred pounds do the math buddy because we're set
03:36up man
03:38fifty thousand dollars no Ricky that's five hundred thousand dollars so how the fuck are we gonna get it
03:46there with this we're gonna run a track through the woods across the border and load the weed onto the
03:53freight carts it's gonna be easy oh I'm getting it yet using the train Julian do you have any idea
04:01how much
04:01track we'd have to lay to get a train like this into the US undetected oh yeah I know it'd
04:05be a lot
04:06probably a world record bubs but you'd be in charge of it man world record that hadn't crossed my mind
04:13Julian what's who we kidding I mean no man no train has ever done anything like that the Swayze Express
04:21not powerful enough to pull all that dope Ricky you don't have to try to trick me we are gonna
04:27run this
04:27train into the U.S. and make no mistake about it that world record will be mine beer bubbles oh
04:34you read my mind Ricky
04:51check it out boys my new office it's a real good chance I would make staff surge it's looking real
04:59good
05:00how can I help you guys we need detailed top prep of the maps of the New Brunswick border we
05:05need to know
05:06how many force ranges are out there where they're at what they drive any kind of information get us
05:10step into the office boys well I'm gonna be promoted here we're gonna have to chill out I've been real
05:19good to you guys but we're gonna have to put an end to this shit we're all friends help my
05:23dad get his
05:23rig license back and we took out George and Ted for you Jim I know shit about you you know
05:28shit about
05:29me that makes us shit brothers come on we're shit brothers don't forget you signed a peace treaty
05:35with us Mr. Leahy what's going down here listen the less you know the better okay that's all we can
05:41tell
05:41you you know Leahy just get us our fucking top of Tupper the correct fucking land papers Jim just get
05:49us
05:49the fucking land papers ASAT put on my mailbox don't be a fuckhead thanks Jim
06:02well we need hours some jail cover to take a little scout to Maine for us today
06:05no just where to find these dicks
06:12fuck is that what fucking think it is
06:16oh my god that's Jacob Collins
06:18Julian he's rocking your luck hard
06:21fuck is he wearing
06:23he's got a black t-shirt a black goatee and he's rocking a goofy little drink
06:28did he dye his fucking hair he did
06:31he looks like you Julian without any muscles
06:34look at the drink Ricky it's one of those old mustard glasses
06:38with the diamonds and clubs on it
06:40bubs lay off Jacob
06:42all right
06:44what the fuck he's talking to isn't that the meat store dicks
06:48fuck remember how stupid those guys were
06:50they'd be perfect jail cover
06:52well I'll tell you right now we're not going to find any people dumber than those guys
06:56they are dumb
06:59oh my goodness
07:00let's get them
07:02I'm mustard class
07:11hey guys
07:12hey Julian
07:13hey Jacob
07:15change the look a little bit have you Jacob
07:17lower your fucking drinking friend Julian
07:19respect
07:22chain in two Jacob
07:24what are you rocking there is that a mustard class
07:27yeah
07:28that's hardcore
07:29Jacob
07:30do you want to hang out with us today
07:33oh yeah totally
07:35Julian get the other two dummies too
07:36we'll need them all right
07:37you and your two friends
07:39yeah okay
07:40come here for a second
07:42you can charge with those guys
07:44um yeah
07:45yeah those are my boys
07:46all right then take charge
07:47get them in the fucking car now
07:49hey boys let's get in the car
07:51let's fucking go
07:54are you fucking talking to me Jacob
07:56no he's talking to the other guys Ricky
07:57oh
07:58well you want to learn how to do it
08:00take talking to a fucking ketchup chip
08:02yo-yo dick in the fucking car
08:03let's go in the fucking car now in the truck
08:06all right sit in the back seat let's go
08:23you guys shut the fuck up
08:24let the big boys talk
08:26you say anything
08:27you're fucking dead
08:29understand
08:29what are you gonna do to us
08:31we're making you part of our crew
08:32our team of friends
08:33this is the big time now which means you guys can hang out with us
08:37but right now
08:38you're fucking nothing
08:39out of the car
08:40on the grass
08:40move it guys
08:48we're not friends yet
08:49you're nothing
08:50and you're nothing until we say you aren't nothing
08:52and until then
08:53I'm gonna be really
08:55really fucking hurting you guys
08:57especially you with your fucking rooster
08:59bald-headed little
08:59I don't even know what the fuck that is
09:01Ricky
09:02don't talk to me like I'm fucking late
09:03he talks to Randy Julian
09:04I'm serious
09:06Ricky look
09:06I know these guys are fucked
09:08but maybe you should lighten up on them
09:11remember what happened to Cory and Trevor
09:12what happened to Cory and Trevor
09:14oh nothing
09:16you guys
09:17will never
09:18ever
09:19be a Cory and Trevor
09:20all right
09:20Cory and Trevor meant the world to me
09:24now I know how much you like the Monte Carlo
09:26so here
09:28take it for the weekend
09:29I have a good time
09:30all right all expenses paid
09:31just top up the gas before you give it back to me
09:34I've got an exam next week
09:37I don't
09:37what the fuck are you getting learned that's so important
09:39hotel motel management
09:42motel motel dumbage man
09:43give me the fucking drink
09:47Rick
09:49you're drinking fucking pop
09:50pop
09:52don't worry about you
09:53you can study along the way
09:54okay let's load up the car guys
09:56okay here's the map
09:57we got lots of food for you
09:59there's two bags of stratties
10:01and three bags of lectoris boys
10:02that should do you just fine
10:04and this is where I want you to drive to
10:06to do a little recon for me
10:08okay I mean us
10:08your friends
10:10all right
10:12what are you still doing here
10:14get the fuck over to bubble shed
10:15for more instructions
10:16boys get the fuck going
10:20all right fellas
10:21listen up
10:22I'm the engineer here
10:23and I don't like to repeat myself
10:25take this camera
10:26you're going to record every road
10:28every bridge
10:28every friggin slope of the land
10:31all the directions are in here
10:33pay particular attention to the section
10:35on leveling the track
10:37if the track's not on level ground
10:38you guys fucked up
10:41what track
10:42the fucking train track
10:44that's what this test is all about
10:45see if you guys really are friends or not
10:47this is the track here Jacob
10:49snaps together like that
10:51make sure the copper connectors are touching
10:53okay that's easy
10:54ready to get behind the wheel of the Monte Carlo
11:01okay put it in prayer
11:04nice job man
11:05end of the fucking car
11:09if you guys somehow manage to pull this off
11:12we're going to be friends I promise
11:13all right
11:13we even come to vacation to school
11:15have lunch with you guys sometimes
11:16and take my car to the final exam
11:18for all I give a fuck
11:19we're going to be friends guys
11:20if you pull this off
11:22gentlemen there's where you pick up
11:24the remainder of the track
11:25it's off exit 14
11:27there'll be a gentleman named shitty bill
11:28awaiting your arrival
11:30Jacob come here
11:32if the cops pull you over
11:34we don't know you
11:34we know nothing about what's going on
11:36we'll have to say you stole the car
11:37if it comes down to that
11:38blame it on your dummies
11:40yeah totally
11:41friends
11:41forever
11:42see this
11:46get the fuck back here
11:52protect Julian's car at all costs
11:54protect the train stuff
11:55then protect yourselves
11:56once all the other stuff's protected
11:59protect from what
12:01you're going to a remote area
12:02there might be bears
12:03might
12:03or
12:04there could be some weird shit
12:05we don't even know about
12:07safety's off
12:07you've got three days
12:10just don't forget
12:11that car is my life
12:13okay
12:14three days boys
12:18we can do this
12:43hey Phil
12:44those cheeseburgers done yet
12:45Randy my son is missing
12:47and all you can worry about
12:48is drugs and fucking cheeseburgers
12:50come on
12:51let's get the rest of these posters
12:52out and up
12:54geez Phil
12:54you gotta stop thinking about this
12:56it's gonna drive you crazy
12:57come on
12:58let's talk about something else
12:59like the restaurant
13:00let's talk about the dirty burger
13:03Jacob's gonna be okay
13:04let's get these fucking posters out
13:07if you're not too fucking high
13:09Phil
13:09you better relax
13:22shit who's this guy in the sexy jeans
13:25please Randy
13:26this is my son Thomas
13:27hey Tommy boy
13:29this is your son
13:30wow
13:31haha Tommy
13:33oh I'm glad you're hearing
13:34son
13:35hi dad
13:35hi
13:35oh it's good to see you
13:37dad let me go
13:38hey
13:39how's it going
13:40okay so
13:40what's going on with Jacob
13:41I saw the posters up
13:42what are the police doing about it
13:44you have to take this seriously
13:45I called a cop by the name of Jim Leahy
13:48and he hasn't gotten back to me yet
13:49they haven't called back
13:50they haven't gotten back to you
13:52the police haven't gotten back
13:53what's going on here
13:55I don't know
13:55I don't know what the fuck is going on
13:57I don't know son
13:59my son is missing
14:00help me out here
14:01what the fuck is going on
14:02get out of here
14:02calm down
14:04calm down right now
14:05I want you to cool off
14:07cool off
14:09okay
14:10talk to me
14:11son I just thought
14:12he could have been into drugs
14:13that's why I didn't push it with the police
14:15who
14:15Jacob
14:16you think Jacob's into drugs
14:18after all you've taught us dad
14:21Jacob isn't messing around with dope or dope dealers
14:25I guarantee you man
14:26Jacob is as high as fuck right now
14:27him and those two mutants
14:28and they're fucking up our chance to sell the dope
14:30just keep ripping the posters down
14:32shut up please Ricky
14:33come on
14:33did you guys ever think maybe
14:34that Jacob and those two twiggy alien bastards
14:37might have got eaten by bears
14:39I mean this could be going to cover all over again boys
14:42somebody's going to go insane off this
14:44you watch
14:45I bet they didn't even fucking go
14:46those two fucking weird looking dicks
14:48are probably just partying somewhere
14:49they stole your car man
14:50they fucked us
14:51just have to find out if there's any police reports
14:53or missing persons reports
14:54better talk to Layton
14:58what are you guys doing
15:00what are you
15:03what the fuck are you
15:04what the fuck do you want
15:06very close
15:08this is my son Thomas Collins
15:10Jacob's brother
15:11and Timmy or Tommy
15:12wherever the fuck his son's name is
15:14shows up here
15:14and
15:15I mean he looks like he's adopted
15:16doesn't look anything like him
15:17but he's clearly not
15:18they're both of their fucking goddamn minds
15:19you guys know Jacob
15:21do you know where he is right now
15:22it wasn't us
15:22it wasn't you guys
15:24those guys know where Jacob is
15:26they're lying
15:27what are you not telling us
15:29what the fuck do you know about this
15:30you dirty prick
15:31hey hey fuck it up Phil
15:32Phil Collins is fucking out of his mind
15:34these days
15:35I don't know what's going on with him
15:36my sons and the dirty breakers all I got
15:38fuck then
15:38what about you four eyes
15:40oh fuck
15:41fucking you
15:42did you just call me four eyes
15:43well I just made it
15:44big mustard tiger
15:45all I did was call him a mustard tiger
15:48I mean he had a
15:49big tiger
15:50and he was all covered in mustard
15:51and I thought it was
15:52you know
15:53pretty cute little name
15:54and all of a sudden he snaps
15:55and starts
15:57smashing Ricky's car up
15:58with a ladder
15:58fuck
15:59fuck
15:59fuck
16:00fuck
16:01Jesus
16:01me
16:02fuck
16:03I'm going to make the ladder
16:04with fucking crap
16:05I'm serious
16:06frick
16:07can someone fucking help me here
16:09stop
16:10you
16:10you fucking little tigers
16:12you're all covered in mustard
16:13you big fucking weird looking walrus
16:14fuck
16:15put the fucking ladder down
16:17put the fucking car
16:17calm down
16:18I'll give you one
16:19put the ladder down Phil
16:20that's not fair
16:22sorry I didn't tell you this
16:23but Jacob and his buddies
16:24went studying somewhere
16:25because you were going on
16:26about the goddamn dirty burger
16:27so much okay
16:28you were distracting him
16:29he bored my car
16:30he told me not to tell you
16:32not tell the old man
16:34probably sick time
16:35with fucking cheeseburgers
16:36we all are
16:37isn't that right there
16:37sweaty boba
16:38if you've done something
16:40if you've done something
16:41to Jacob
16:42I'll find out
16:42and you'll regret the day
16:44you ever messed with
16:45Philadelphia Collins and sons
16:47got me
16:48fuck off
16:50Philadelphia
16:52yeah
16:53Philadelphia Collins
16:55looks like he ate Philadelphia
16:56let me deal with this
16:58okay
16:58he's studying
16:59everything's cool
17:01we just gotta walk away
17:03we gotta walk away
17:04let's go
17:04you gotta walk away
17:06you're paying for the
17:07fucking damage to that car too
17:08you should pay me for doing
17:09a job for it
17:10what's your father's Jacob
17:12get going lord of the onion rings
17:15nice socks Randy
17:17big fucking surprise
17:18you're all hanging out together
17:19you're all fucked in the head
17:22fucking Jesus
17:23look at the scratches
17:24on my fucking car
17:25fucking Jesus
17:29we'd like to remind
17:30one and all
17:31five cent wings tonight
17:33all night tonight
17:34you can't go wrong
17:36oh
17:37thank you very much
17:44hey B
17:47two more
17:48and one more
17:48thank you
17:49give me some water
17:50thank you
17:54oh my god
17:55Jim it's Sam
17:56I had no idea he was singing here
17:58greasy bastard
18:00oh my god
18:01we can go somewhere else
18:02if you like
18:03no actually I like this song
18:05oh god
18:06is he coming over
18:08is he
18:08no
18:09just ignore him
18:11and go away
18:12let's slow down a bit
18:14it's not fast
18:15poor
18:16end to it
18:17oh my god
18:24hi Sam
18:27Sam
18:35oh she looks like
18:36one of those guys
18:37here he'll kill her
18:38week on the JV
18:40fuck
18:40you know it's crazy
18:51all my friends keep on saying
18:53you're no fool who loves hate
18:58all I want
19:02Jim
19:03what are you boys doing here
19:05you know Jacob right
19:06has he showed up yet
19:07we need you to block any missing persons reports
19:10this is important Jim you gotta do this
19:12Julian Phil keeps calling me all the time
19:14about you put me in an awkward position here
19:21hey pay attention we're serious
19:23oh shit
19:24fuck
19:26fuck
19:29get your hands off our caveman
19:31she just needs a little hair Jim
19:34Sam
19:35you stay away from Barbie
19:36you'll feel the heat
19:38remember heat
19:38quest for fire
19:39enough of the caveman comments
19:42you starting to sit here
19:43what's up Sam
19:43let's go
19:44fuck
19:45what's the way you talk to me
19:47all of you
19:47Sam
19:48check your beard
19:49you got a big big piece of checking in there
19:52thanks Julian
19:54I'll do you one bud
19:55block the missing persons reports
19:58almost home Barb
19:59oh
20:07hey guys
20:08give me a hand here please
20:09come on Barb
20:11bedtime
20:11oh good
20:12yeah bubs
20:13what would happen if Phil Collins reported Jacob missing
20:16and said the last time he was seen was in Julian's car
20:21there's no question bubs
20:22you'll be investigated
20:23I can't stop that
20:25I can hold off the missing persons report for another day
20:28day and a half on the outside
20:30come on
20:30let's go
20:31oh bubles
20:32I love you
20:33oh I love you too Barb
20:36oh
20:38take it easy guys
20:42come on Julian
20:43Jim Jim Jim
20:44you gotta help us out on this okay
20:45we can't get the police involved now
20:47we got too much crazy shit on the go Jim
20:51oh Julian's with the big muscles
20:54Julian
20:54come here
20:56this is the kind of shit I'm talking about
20:58okay but find those guys real fast
21:01or I'm gonna have to get involved in this officially
21:04and you're not gonna like that are you Julian
21:10let's get out of here
21:12thanks for your help boys
21:16those little book nerds man
21:17they ripped us off
21:18they stole your fucking car Julian
21:19probably sold that
21:21and spent it on drugs
21:22and fucking fried chicken and shit
21:24I mean we should go looking for them
21:26shouldn't we tomorrow
21:27I mean they could be lost
21:28there's the distinct possibility
21:30that they've been fucked by bears
21:32fucked by bears
21:34I'm starting to think something went terribly wrong
21:38that's what I'm saying
21:39maybe they got fucked by bears
21:40no something worse
21:43what's worse than getting fucked by bears
22:09what's worse than getting fucked by bears
22:14now
22:22so
22:24you
22:25you
22:25you