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00:01Hello!
00:03But what are you doing here?
00:05Well, there you have it.
00:05But we had agreed to meet at 7, right?
00:07Yes, but I just couldn't stand the thought of seeing you.
00:10Oh, but Luis, I just got off work and I'm sweaty.
00:13Sweaty? She says no, woman
00:15No, yes, I'm sweaty and I need to get home and take a shower
00:18What... what are you looking for?
00:20I can't find the car keys.
00:22Ah, well...
00:24Look for the ones in my heart too, I'm sure they're there.
00:30Luis, don't be so sentimental.
00:32My love, which is just a compliment
00:34Yes, yes, yes, I know it's just a compliment
00:36Look, I found them, see you later, come on
00:37Wait, wait, wait, take
00:40A flower for another flower
00:43Yes, but... what about this?
00:45For you
00:46Yes, yes, but why?
00:47Because each of these petals represents the hours I've spent thinking about you.
00:52But we saw each other this morning
00:55Let's see...
00:55But for me it has felt like an eternity
00:57Okay, Luis, uh...
00:58Tell me, darling
00:59No, Patri
00:59Ah, Patri
01:00Patri, Patri, it's over Patri, Patri is calling, Patri is calling
01:03Okay, this makes nine bouquets.
01:07Nine bouquets and...
01:11Another box of chocolates
01:12One chocolate for another chocolate
01:15Girl, stop, stop, stop, stop, really, take
01:17No, look, we need to talk, Luis
01:19Yes, wait, I'm going to show you something, okay?
01:21No, no, no, no, no
01:22Just a moment, take her away, okay?
01:23No, no, I don't want you to teach me anything, let me talk
01:25Yes, we'll talk now, but...
01:27No, this is over
01:28But what's over, guys?
01:29That's it!
01:32I'm sorry to say it like this, but girls, you won't let me speak.
01:36What do you mean by "it's over"?
01:37It's over, it's over, I don't want to see you anymore
01:39But, look, and you tell me this just like that, out of the blue.
01:41Man, I'm going to tell you all at once because you won't let me speak.
01:44But why?
01:45Well, why don't you shut up? You're right there, go on, go on
01:47No, no, I mean, let's see, but why did it end?
01:49If we're okay
01:50Oh, oh, let's see, Luis
01:51That?
01:52Look, you're a wonderful person.
01:55Wonderful, you have no malice in you.
01:58Attentive
01:59Too much, I'd say
02:01But...
02:02I can't stand you
02:05I can't stand you
02:06You are very, very, very overwhelming
02:08Me? A farmer?
02:10Yes a lot
02:10But wait, why am I being overwhelming?
02:12Hey?
02:13Let's see
02:14This week there are nine bouquets.
02:17Hey?
02:18But last week there were sixteen.
02:20And we've only been together for fifteen days.
02:23If I've been with you for a month, I'll already be allergic to pollen.
02:26But, come on, are you going to leave me alone just because I'm giving you flowers?
02:29No, no, no, no
02:30Look, what I want is to quit.
02:31Because, honestly, it's really overwhelming having you around all day
02:35Hey, honey
02:36No, look!
02:38Patri!
02:38Homeland, homeland, homeland!
02:39Call to the homeland
02:40Call to the homeland
02:40Look, I'm not on top of you all day.
02:43What do you mean, no?
02:44No!
02:45Oh no!
02:45No!
02:45Okay, okay
02:46No!
02:46No, no, no!
02:48No
02:48Because you don't find this overwhelming, of course.
02:51Damn it!
02:53Seven in the morning
02:54Good morning, cauliflower
02:55The world is waiting for you to eat it.
02:57Eight in the morning
02:58Is that shining thing the sun or is it your smile?
03:00Nine in the morning
03:01I hope you had a good breakfast
03:03Little kisses on the nose
03:03Morning days
03:04I miss you
03:05Eleven in the morning
03:05Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
03:07It's not overwhelming.
03:08And it's only been fifteen days.
03:10I can't take it anymore.
03:12Okay, yes, you're right.
03:13Okay, I apologize.
03:15Patri, okay?
03:16But when I see you
03:17I get nervous
03:18I get emotional
03:19And I don't know what's wrong with me
03:20Okay, let's see.
03:21I really appreciate the flowers.
03:23Thank you for the chocolates.
03:24The twelve bracelets
03:26But today
03:27But I can't go on like this.
03:28Are you really going to leave me alone because I'm considerate?
03:30No, not attentive.
03:32Oppressive
03:32Let's see
03:33Patri, that you and I
03:34We didn't have a bad time
03:37No, the truth is that I didn't have a bad time afterwards
03:39Okay
03:39Don't leave me, please.
03:41Look, I'm going to do one thing
03:44I'm going to change
03:47Are you going to change?
03:48Yeah
03:49Luis, the overwhelming
03:50It's over
03:51And what are you supposed to do?
03:53So, that's it.
03:54I'm not going to overwhelm you anymore
03:55Every day there
03:56With little messages
03:56At all times
03:58And the flowers
04:00Not even on Valentine's Day
04:04Oh God
04:04OK
04:05But if you start again with the little gifts
04:08With the surprises of love
04:09Or with the sugary messages
04:11It's over
04:13No, no, no, no
04:13It's over
04:14I mean, look
04:15The flowers and the bumblebees
04:16What do you want?
04:16Throw them away
04:16Hey?
04:17The shot
04:17The shot
04:17The idiots who are unnecessary
04:19Come on
04:19Well, then what
04:20See you this afternoon at 7
04:22Okay, but you don't want me to stay.
04:23No, no, no
04:24Look, I think the best thing is
04:26Go home
04:27You take a shower that's sweaty
04:29And then we'll see each other at 7
04:30See you late
04:31Okay, see you later
04:32Come on
04:32Goodbye, darling
04:33Bye
04:36Hey
04:37Tell me, darling
04:38You told me earlier that you wanted to teach me something
04:43I?
04:45No
04:47If you wouldn't let me speak
04:48Because you wanted to teach me something
04:52No
04:52What do you mean, no?
04:54Well, yes
04:55Yes, yes, nonsense.
04:57It won't be another bouquet
04:58Hey?
04:59No, no, no
05:00A silly thing
05:02What nonsense?
05:02Patri, please
05:04Go home, you're going to be late
05:06Our meeting at 7
05:07And take a shower now, you're smelling.
05:08Come on
05:08Luis
05:11Let's see
05:11You know that I've always wanted
05:13I should get a tattoo, right?
05:16Don't tell me you got a tattoo
05:18Let's see
05:22Let's see, let's see
05:25Oh no
05:27Oh no
05:27Don't worry, don't worry
05:29No, Luis
05:29We've only known each other for 15 days.
05:32But I didn't do it for you.
05:33My God, my God
05:34But it's my name
05:36Because it was the first name that came to mind
05:38I can't believe it
05:41How did you come up with that?
05:43Well, you see, I was walking
05:44I gave you the studio and they had a two-for-one offer, girl
05:48As?
05:48Yes, the tattoo studio had a two-for-one offer.
05:50In other words, you paid for one, they made you two.
05:52Did you get another tattoo?
05:53Yes, yes
05:54Well, I only paid for one, huh?
05:55Show it to me, show it to me
05:56No, go away, go home, okay?
05:57You're already smelling quite strongly of sweat.
05:59Luis Alberto, show me the other tattoo, please.
06:03Okay
06:05But don't get stuck
06:08I didn't do it for you.
06:18But that's my WhatsApp profile picture
06:21It's well done, isn't it?
06:23My God, my God
06:24Then you say you're not intense, you're crazy.
06:26What, no, darling?
06:27Please, I didn't do it for you.
06:28I'm serious.
06:29I didn't do it for you.
06:30I mean, just a moment, please.
06:31I am the one who, every night, alas, pursues you
06:40I am the one who no longer lives because I love you.
06:45The one who waits for you, oh, the one who dreams of you
06:51He who would like to own your love, oh, your love
06:56And this?
06:57Well, nothing, a man who sings
06:59It will have nothing to do with you
07:00What's wrong with me?
07:02If you don't see that he's a street musician
07:03Yes, but it came straight towards me
07:05That's probably because he wanted you to throw him a coin.
07:07Look, here, golden ticket
07:08Come on, just leave.
07:10Bye
07:10And I am here, here, here, to love you
07:15And I am here, here, to worship you
07:20That's enough, that's enough
07:22I am here, I am already here, here, over here, aby
07:25No, it's here now.
07:28This far, this far, this far
07:30What's happening?
07:31Don't you like the song?
07:32Wow, I really like it, says a rooster
07:34I love it, I love it
07:35It drives me crazy
07:36But I don't know if he realizes we're talking
07:38Can't we go somewhere else?
07:40Ah, but you hired me to sing to her
07:42That?
07:43I have never seen you in my life
07:45I can't believe it
07:46If you'd like, I'll change the song and sing another one.
07:49No!
07:55What's that?
07:56Oh, my mother!
07:57Patri, please go home, you're stinking!
08:09I love you with the strength of the seas.
08:12I love you with the force of the wind.
08:15I love you across distance and time.
08:19I can't believe it!
08:20I love you with the wind in its morning.
08:22I love you with my soul and with my body.
08:25Shut up! Shut up!
08:29But dude, dude...
08:30Do you really like this song?
08:33No!
08:34But let's see, she told me to sing her something romantic when the small plane flew by.
08:38Shut up!
08:39Dude, what you're doing is seriously not normal.
08:42So, you hired a small plane to propose to me.
08:44No, darling, I didn't hire that!
08:46It had my name on it!
08:48What a coincidence!
08:50But how can I ask you to marry me if we haven't even known each other for a month, girl?
09:03Who knows!
09:05There's something in this world I like and don't like!
09:10Who knows!
09:12Oh my God!
09:13Yeah!
09:13Oh, what I prefer or don't prefer!
09:15That's enough! That's enough!
09:17Please stop singing already!
09:20He didn't even let me whisper!
09:23Let's see, he doesn't like these either, which are all original songs of mine.
09:27Go, go, go, go!
09:28Did you hire this musician?
09:30Yes, look, yes, I hired him.
09:32Oh my God, the small plane, all these people, but, but, dude, you're crazy, you've done all this for me.
09:36Look, honey, I didn't know it bothered you so much.
09:39It's true that I know you told me not to do it anymore, but that was before...
09:43I planned all of this.
09:44You're just asking to be locked up, aren't you?
09:45Look, what do I do? Do I sing or not?
09:46But I can only say one thing, okay?
09:49Look, then I'm leaving.
09:50No, wait a moment.
09:52What did you say?
09:53Yes.
09:54Yes what?
09:55Yes, I do want to.
10:06Wait, wait.
10:07So, so, do you want to?
10:10Of course, how could I say no after everything you've done for my life?
10:13I don't know, the small plane, the tattoo, the ones with the balloons.
10:18And when I wake up, my life will know something it doesn't know.
10:24Wait, let's see.
10:24That?
10:26Are you serious?
10:27Yes, absolutely.
10:28Look, you're pushing it a bit, but I'd be silly to let someone through.
10:33that's right, that he's always going to surprise me.
10:36What will happen?
10:38What mystery could there be?
10:39Oh, could it be, look?
10:40I don't know.
10:43Wait, this.
10:45What do you mean, always?
10:46Come on, life with you will be an adventure every day, one day a small plane, another day an airship.
10:50Yeah, well, but it's not going to be like this every day, okay?
10:53Yes, definitely.
10:54And when I wake up, my life will know something it doesn't know before, huh?
11:01Now we're talking, now we're talking, because we're just starting out, but if not, imagine the strain, so many people.
11:05My love, please forget what I told you before.
11:09You can always be yourself.
11:10And you can do this anytime, every day.
11:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:14Forget about it.
11:15In other words, if that's what you're expecting, I'm the one telling you no.
11:19That?
11:19Come on, now I'm the one who's stressed out.
11:21Hey, come on, Toby!
11:28That?
11:30That?
11:32What the hell?
11:34Out, out.
11:36Turn off the music now, turn that off now, because we're going to see.
11:40You, after putting on this whole show to get me to marry you, and now
11:44You're going to tell me no.
11:45Come on, either you're a moron or this is all a joke.
11:48Well, look, I'm not a fool, and this isn't a joke.
11:51What if you're not a fool and it's not a joke, then?
11:55So we are...
11:56Let's see everyone!