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Igra sudbine 1916 epizoda (27. 9. 2026)
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00:06The American Dicats
00:08The American Dicats
00:08The American Dicats
00:09There's no Tanya
00:13Are you ready?
00:14We must have a quake
00:16This is not hotel
00:18This is Titanic
00:19Get this, idiot
00:21Where are we going? What are you talking about?
00:23To the airport
00:24I call taxi
00:26What taxi?
00:28Did you see what's on the street?
00:29There's a tsunami, they don't go now
00:30I offer him 50 euros
00:33He say no
00:34I offer 100 euros
00:37He say no, brother
00:39What brother
00:42What do they know money?
00:49We must leave
00:51My wife
00:53In Prague
00:54She say on the internet
00:57In Ciclone
00:59And I don't have air condition
01:01What condition?
01:02You saw that I'm in the pool
01:03Temperature is 10 degrees
01:06What are your conditions?
01:07I pay for air condition
01:09If I'm cold
01:11This is my
01:13Bravo European tourist
01:17Wait, wait, wait
01:19I help you
01:20This is international solidarity
01:25This is international solidarity
01:27Wait, wait, wait
01:29We have tactical
01:31This is manager
01:33This is guy of towel
01:35We have
01:36Naplati
01:40Naplati?
01:40I will give you
01:42I will give you
01:42I will give you
01:43I will give you
01:43I will give you
01:47I will give you
01:48I will give you
01:48For mental illness
01:49Yes
01:49Yes
01:50Refund
01:51Full Refund
01:53And
01:54What about
01:55The mystic woman?
02:00Yes
02:01She is very dangerous
02:04She is not receptionist
02:06I think
02:08She is
02:09KGB
02:10Or
02:11Cartel
02:13I think
02:21She is
02:24KGB
02:25Or
02:25Cartel
02:26I will give you
02:27I will give you
02:29To me
02:29Please
02:29We have
02:30Strategy
02:31You will go
02:33First
02:35You are
02:36Big
02:37And
02:37You block
02:38Visition
02:40I
02:41Go
02:41Behind you
02:43With
02:43Ledger
02:45And
02:45If
02:46I want to
02:47You
02:47Not me
02:50Why
02:50I will wait
02:51You
02:51You
02:52You
02:52You
02:53Can
02:53Your
02:53Does
02:54I
02:59Smaller
03:00It
03:00Is
03:01Basic
03:01Physical
03:02Fine
03:04Alright
03:05Oops
03:07We
03:09Not
03:09You
03:09And
03:11No
03:11No
03:11Man
03:12It
03:12Was
03:14A
03:15A
03:21Let
03:21Do you speak German?
03:23Yes, but don't speak German.
03:25Then tell me the next one.
03:28The next one.
03:30One, two, one.
03:43It's the same as this.
03:46It's the same as the day and the month.
03:50The most dangerous day and the month of the civilization.
03:54And you bought the old shatter from Schwerzer?
03:59The Russian war.
04:00The man told me that we could hold the sum.
04:04He held it while he didn't call himself in the shatter.
04:08Then he broke his head like a car from the car.
04:12And you started to cry.
04:15You had to cry like a cigarette.
04:18I cried because you told me the hotel, Jovane.
04:22I'm not sure.
04:23I'm not sure.
04:24I'm not sure.
04:24I'm not sure.
04:25I'm not sure I can do that.
04:26I am not sure.
04:28I don't care.
04:31The win that size and I have not to worry about it.
04:54Do you want to get out of the field and get out of the eyes?
04:59What would you say?
05:00The eyes of the eyes are falling, but if the eyes are plastic,
05:03I'm going to get out of the plastic.
05:07I have lived in my life.
05:13I'm an engineer.
05:17But it's been my kind of high risk.
05:22Do you remember when we came back to Bogdašić?
05:26How do I remember?
05:28When my mother saw you, she called me the police.
05:33Do you know that I think that she thought that you did me?
05:38Yes.
05:39When I got out of me, I got out of me.
05:43And I didn't get out of me.
05:47You didn't get out of me.
05:50I didn't get out of me, so I didn't get out of me because of me.
05:54The car has a mistake.
06:17No, Jovane.
06:20Who is right for the Shator Sutomore? Who is right for the Slavinu Kupatilo?
06:25For the Shator I was right, but for the Slavinu...
06:32For the Slavinu and for the rest of the other.
06:37Do you remember what you did in the Shator when the oil started?
06:43Nothing.
06:46You took the soup from yourself and put it beside me.
06:50To not be crushed.
06:52What do you mean?
06:54When you were crushed and soft, I was not able to bring it to my mother.
07:01You gave it to me and hold it to me and hold it to me.
07:08You said everything will be fine.
07:11Yes, it was.
07:16We were a lot of stupid, Jovane.
07:20The most stupid.
07:22The most stupid that the world has ever been born.
07:28But it doesn't matter.
07:30We are here, together, after all.
07:36Without that shator?
07:39God, thank you.
07:47What is this?
07:49They fall asleep.
07:56Let's go.
07:57Let's go.
07:59Oh, my God.
08:01Where are the flowers?
08:04Mariana, let's go.
08:05Let's go.
08:06Did you see what happened to us?
08:08It's like a nightmare.
08:10Let's go.
08:12Who is she?
08:14She wrote something there with Milet.
08:17What Milet?
08:18Don't ask me.
08:20I'm sorry.
08:21Hold on.
08:22The woman is in distress.
08:23Even before she was a little nervous.
08:25She's not on the muc.
08:26You two, my job.
08:28Hold on.
08:33What?
08:33She's gone.
08:35She's gone.
08:35She's gone.
08:36She's gone.
08:38She's gone.
08:39She's gone.
08:41She's gone.
08:41I'm the biggest asshole.
08:42She's the biggest asshole.
08:44My girlfriend.
08:44You know what she's been doing?
08:46I'm all the time in fear.
08:47I'm all the time.
08:48I'm all the time.
09:00I love romantic scenes.
09:04I'm all the time.
09:05I'm all the time.
09:06I'm all the time.
09:07Sorry, I'm all the time in stress.
09:10Let's go.
09:12Let's go.
09:12I'm not going to be ready for you.
09:13I won't be ready for you.
09:15I won't be ready.
09:15I won't be ready.
09:16You know what's the most funny thing?
09:18I don't know.
09:19Because today, I don't care for a lot of humor.
09:23What the fuck is wrong with you?
09:23I stand a little bit there on the floor,
09:25on the table.
09:26I'm digging and finding out one thing.
09:29It doesn't matter for me.
09:30I'm not really afraid that I'm not a million.
09:31I'm afraid that you aren't in front of me,
09:33in the kitchen,
09:34to bring me those things.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:41Who are you, idiot?
09:44I'm lucky.
09:45I'm the biggest idiot.
09:48I'm the most lucky one.
09:49I hate to be parteing because of that
09:49I thought that a woman like you will never be able to see someone like me if I don't believe
09:55that I'm someone else.
09:56Then you told me that you were on the terrace.
10:00And then everything broke out.
10:01No love.
10:02No.
10:03Nothing broke out.
10:04Everything started to happen.
10:07I love you with all your fictive problems.
10:11I didn't get to your apartment.
10:14I love you.
10:16I love you with all your heart.
10:17I love you with all your drama.
10:19I love you with all of us.
10:21I have the power for infostan 200.000.
10:24We will be able to do love.
10:25We will be able to do it.
10:28We will be able to do it.
10:31Come and love you.
10:33Let's go!
10:35People have lived love.
10:37I'm so happy.
10:39I'm telling you that I will be able to return to the love.
10:41I will be able to get your heart out of my mind.
10:44I will be able to return to my mind.
10:45That's right.
11:06That's right.
11:12That's right.
11:13That's right.
11:13That's right.
11:14I'm going to go to the embassy.
11:15There's no world.
11:15There's no internet.
11:16There's no tourism.
11:17We go.
11:17I'm going to go.
11:20Apartman number 3, great boyfriend,
11:22I'm going to be able to get out of my house.
11:26I'm going to go.
11:27I'm going to go.
11:30I'm going to go.
11:31I'm going to go.
11:31I'm sorry for the fundamental bad weather.
11:33But if you want to leave our apartment,
11:36we just need to take care of.
11:38What care of you?
11:39I'm not giving you any coffee.
11:40I'm going to go.
11:42I'm going to go.
11:43I'm going to go.
11:44I'm going to go.
11:45I understand your revolt.
11:47But you want to go to the red meteor alert.
11:51And I have to pay you a tax for the exit.
11:55What?
11:56What tax?
11:57Well, it's not to me.
11:59It's the municipality.
12:00It's the city.
12:00It's the city.
12:01It's the city.
12:02I'm going to pay you a little bit.
12:05I'll pay you a little bit.
12:06I'll pay you a little bit.
12:06With those heavy coffers.
12:07After the waste.
12:08There's no lift.
12:09Then you coffers.
12:11Here, all of it is.
12:12It's all about 150 euros.
12:14Behem.
12:15Behem.
12:15He's mafia.
12:17Look at his eyes.
12:18He'll kill us.
12:19And throw him to sea.
12:21Balkanski dzikari.
12:22Okay.
12:24I'm going to go.
12:28Bye, bye.
12:31You know what it's called?
12:32They are friends.
12:33They are friends.
12:35And I say.
12:36They are friends.
12:37They are friends.
12:38They are friends.
12:40Great.
12:40Let's give the three of them.
12:42So they won't wait more.
12:43Okay.
13:02Let's go.
13:03Let's go.
13:04Let's go.
13:05Bye.
13:08Let's go.
13:12It's very funny.
13:13Please see.
13:14I'm enjoying that.
13:15We'll let's go.
13:17Come on.
13:17We'll let you enjoy it.
13:18And then the squad.
13:18We'll be looking forward!
13:19You guys are welcome.
13:21We'll enjoy it.
13:22Bye.
13:22Bye.
13:22Eh, listen to me, they are very emotional, romantic, and lost.
13:31If we leave them longer than three days together, they will not be able to get rid of them as
13:35soon as possible.
13:36I agree. Romantik and sirotinian are not in harmony together.
13:40They have to fight.
13:42You know what? We need to get rid of them immediately.
13:44How do they don't have these banks?
13:46If you have a family, friends, business partners, then you have a cover to the wedding.
13:52But brother, you are looking at all the interesting things.
13:56We need to find them in a battle, to take them to the battle.
14:01If we give them time to think about it, they will get out of the wedding.
14:04So, if there are no thoughts, we will go to the wedding.
14:08Wait, how is it not necessary to be done?
14:09No, not just to be done, but to be done without their knowledge.
14:13We will only throw them in front of the wedding.
14:15This is not a match right.
14:16I will become a husband.
14:17However, give them a episode.
14:19But why would we pay wages on the wedding?
14:21It would be our first time in the region.
14:24What kind of duties? There are no wages.
14:28Our single people only have any men.
14:29Please start with the plan.
14:30Listen, I will become a matcher.
14:32That's why he is going to be a man.
14:33No, no.
14:33There are not any people here.
14:35There are not many people here.
14:36I will be a match right.
14:37This is because I will be a match.
14:37When I achieve a match,
14:43I will go to the match.
14:44Oh, my God.
15:18Znaš šta je lepota potpunog bankovrca?
15:24Šta?
15:26Pa to što ne moraš ujetru da se budiš i da proverevaš bankovriraču.
15:31Nago samo tako lepo mojiš da ležiš, da se izležavaš u krevetu u celo dana učiš.
15:39Mogli bi ovako do kraja života.
15:41Goli, bossi i horizontalni.
15:51Samo nam treba neko koji će da nam donese nešto, moramo nekad nešto da glocnemo, da popijemo nekad nešto.
15:59Pa zvat ćemo mi odmah room service.
16:04Oček, samo da...
16:079.15?
16:08U, pa sta onda, gdje goristan?
16:11Moram se odmah katapultirat u restoran, Igor će me bez glavi, tako se odmah ne pojavim usminu.
16:22Doviđen se.
16:26Ja...
16:28Romantika radičke klase.
16:31Ma doviđen se, doviđen se, doviđen se.
16:59Dobar jutrići, Marijanče.
17:02Pa, nisam sigurna koliko je dobar jutrić posle tvoje propale investicije.
17:08Otišao je.
17:10A, udavila se čoveka i pobeže, a?
17:14Marijana, nije on otišao od mene, otišao je zato što ima smenu, ali čovek skočio kao da ga juri poredska
17:19inspekcija.
17:21Dobrodošla u realan svet. A što si ti očekivala doručak u krevet i celjenu pomoranđu, a?
17:26Ne, ne, ja sam očekivala lepo, malo da se mazimo, malo da se ljuguškamo u krevetu, da to malo tuže
17:31traje ovako. On spočio, kaže, gori mi friteza, uuuu.
17:34Ah, ta friteza ne možda da čeka.
17:37On bolje da bude srećen što ga Igor nije ispekao u toj friteze poslao nalikog duga.
17:43No, vidi kafičica. E, dej, dej, da i ja naručim jednu kafičica ovde.
17:46Čak, sad ćemo da idemo kod Igora na pontu da uživamo pa ćeš da pije šta hoćeš.
17:49E, idealno pošto Igor ima bademolo mleko, tako da mogu kao čovek da mubim kafu.
17:55Nećeš da te lupim sada ovde ja?
17:58Da li si ti juče priznala da imaš 200.000 duga infosana?
18:03Jesam, ali ne znam kako je to vezi ima sa mlekom.
18:05Pa ima, zato što bademolo mleko piju ljudi koji ne imaju dugove. Razumeš?
18:14Ja, gorka kafa, gorka kafa.
18:17Gorka kafa to je zaobičan sveta. Za mene ovako posebno svakako nije gorka kafa.
18:23Do duše, moj život je u posljednje vreme postao baš gorak, Marijana.
18:28Željko radi, ja zvaniča bankrotirala, a nekad sam išla sa događaja na događaj.
18:35Družila se sa finim svetom, čula se sa brokerima, a danas život bi gora kao kafa.
18:42Da, da, sve se to dešavalo u tvoje mašti. Ajde, idemo tamo kod igoran plaž.
18:48Idemo među ljude?
18:50Jok, među svinje.
18:52Jok, pa Marijana, ja ne mogu, pa juče su svi čuli da sam švorc, pa mene će neko prepoznati tamo,
18:56mene će biti sramota.
18:58Zabole, ljude, baš za tvoj tekući račun.
19:00Ja hoću da se pržim. Ja hoću da se pržim dok mi mozak ne postane kaša, diksi moja.
19:07Da izbacim svu vlagu iz kostiju.
19:09Ne, ne, ne, ja da se pržim ne mogu bez kreme sa zaštitnim faktorom 50 uz dodatih jerurana.
19:15Ništa nemoj da se briniš, kupit ćemo maslinovo ulje i cijela ćeš da se namažeš.
19:18Kao prava paradajst ureskinja. Maslinovo ulje, ja da smrtim na grečku salatu, pa ne pa da mi napot.
19:24U skladu sa mogućnostima, draga moja.
19:26Vidje ovako, Marijanče, ovaj kupaći kostim je izvjeto skup kupaći kostim, to je dizanerski komad.
19:31To nije nešto obično. Ja sa tim kupaćim kostimom sigurno ne mogu da budem na običnej tlaži, da ležim na
19:36peškiru, će ljudi misliti da sam luda.
19:38Ovo je kupaći kostim i sljučivo za jahtu.
19:40Da li ti nisi običan folirant? Ti si glamurozan folirant, ako da je to sve u redu.
19:46Dobro, Marijana. Ja sam mislila da ćeš na jedan obređeni način ceniti moju istinu, a ti tako.
19:54Istina donosi sloboda, draga moja. A sloboda nije javtina. Ajde, polazi, hoću da se pržim, ne čakam više ni minut.
20:03Čekaj, a šta ko bude tamo neko iz Beograda pa me prepozna Marijana, ja sam u problemu.
20:09Biće me sramota, bit će me blam.
20:11Ma jok, samo mu traži sto evra nazajem. Pobići će glavom bez obzira, veruj mi.
20:15Nećeš morati ni da se pozdravljaš. Ajde, kreći više, čekam te celo jutro.
20:19Kako si be...
20:19Celu knjigu sam pročitala.
20:22Da ja u ekskluzivnom kupaćem, idem na običnu plažu.
20:26Ajde, kreni ispred mene da vidim da si ustala.
20:28Ajde, ajde, ajde.
20:31Ajde.
20:52Broj, broj, samo ti broj.
20:53Nego da te pitam, Pero, ali ti to nas da uključiš u neko opranje para, izvini.
20:58Ovo je pošteno zarađen novac od turizma.
21:01Olujna taksa, 150 eura.
21:04Pi, smrdena onoga Rusa.
21:06One ne smrdena Rusa, nego mirišu.
21:08Na prvi svadbeni budžet u našem ugostiteljskom objektu.
21:12A vas dvije sad imate misiju.
21:15Vić, ništa se ti oko toga ne moji šikirat.
21:17Stella i ja smo ti specialisti kad je krizniji shopping u pitanju.
21:22Vidje je lako, ne ide nekako da Dijana izađe pred je oce s onim njenim krpama.
21:27Stavno ne ide.
21:28Treba da kupimo bijelu haljini.
21:29Za 150 eura.
21:31A da za te pare u Beograd možeš rajf da kupiš.
21:34To u Beograd, znaš, imam ja odzi neku svoju kombinaciju za 150 eura.
21:38Možeš i za svadbe i za sakru i da ti ostane.
21:40Ejo, dobro, dobro, evo, mi prihvatamo izazovali.
21:43Čekaj, brate, majka mu stara, daj neke smjernice.
21:45Dje se kupuje, vjenčanice, utivate, ja ne imam pojma.
21:47Slušaj, ne treba nam vjenčanica, nama treba bijela haljina.
21:51Pa, dje da je nađemo.
21:52Pa, kod suade, to je ova moja turska roba, prva klasa.
21:56Pođite, recite, perova si poslao, hipno je i dobiste još i sop.
22:00Da kupimo fejk haljinu.
22:01Jesu.
22:02Sve će da nas pobije.
22:03Ajde, jadna nebilo, što se ti nerviraš i po toga?
22:07Razmisli malo, stela.
22:09Pa, tomu dođe ka nekakva kosmička pravda, razmisli.
22:13Fejk haljina za fejk bogatašicu.
22:16I dobri, što da kažemo, da nam je hitno?
22:18Pa, ne zna, smislite nešto, ne zna.
22:20E, možete da kažete, žurina se da se ne ocrta štomak u haljina, trudna.
22:25Trudna, jao, najstari triki, jao, pero, pero, bože, kakav si ti manipulator, ne mogu da vjerujem, kradeš, pare od rusa,
22:33da bi obvukaa beogradsku sirotinju.
22:35Ne, ne, ne, ja samo brinjem za vizualni identitet svog kafića.
22:40I molim vas, kupite tamo bijele u haljina, nemojte čipku, ono da liče i na zavjesu.
22:45A da nećemo kupiti čipku i ona mrzit čipku kaže da je za babe.
22:48I ako vam ostane, možete i cipele neke slobodno kukati.
22:50Ti ga sad svarno prećiraš, nema ništa da ostane, ako stane, ne znam, 50 eura, to nam je, to nam
22:55je za taksi.
22:56Odmah da ti kažem, nemam namiru po ovom žuropeku da vučem kesi, izvini, molim.
23:00Alas ti, normalno, to ti je 500 metara odalde ja, stvarno ti plaćam taksi za 3 minuta, hodan na neću,
23:04stvarno.
23:04Stan nam radi, ovaj čok.
23:06Ajde, ajde, ajde.
23:06Dobro, sluša, iako se zbunimo ko broja cipela za Dijanu, za Venter, stvarno ne znam.
23:10Nijšta, nemoj da me zoveš za cipele, kupite cipela, ako valja broj, valja, ako ne molja, ne kuzme od Igora
23:15Patike.
23:15Bita je haljina, bijela haljina.
23:17Aj pa da pravimo svatbu, ajde, ajde, ajde, stvarno, biću.
23:39Što je ovo?
23:56Što je sad, opet se neko žali na dagnje?
23:59Ma nije, mušnje su ti, prste da poliđeš, treba mi torta.
24:02Torta?
24:04Igore, ovo je riblja konoba, nisam ti ja posle stičara iz Beča.
24:08Dobro, nemoj mezeza, znam šta si ti, da nisi posle stičara, reci mi što imamo slatkoga tamo u Magaci.
24:15Ima smjesa od palačinki i neki džem.
24:18Odlišno, ispeci 50 palačinki.
24:21Igore, 50 palačinki?
24:23Na šta će to da liči?
24:25Na krivi to ranju pizi?
24:27A neće, Radu, znaš kako ćemo ovako uzmeš 50 palačinki?
24:31E ovako, jedna palačinka druga.
24:34E sad ovako, staviš jednu palačinku pa staviš pekmes, pa onu drugu palačinku zalijepiš.
24:38Pa tako ideš jedna za drugo onda to drži dok dođeš do broja 50.
24:41Poslije toga, zamutiš lag, opalinu, gled, masu, naš, oko, onako malo debelo da bude, da to niko ne vidi šta
24:49ima onutra.
24:50I to ti je to.
24:51I so čime li da ja ukrasim tu modernu palači?
24:53Nema pojma, Radu, pođi, snađi se, pođi do Šanka, uzmi tamo neki kišobran, sunsobrano nešto.
24:59Stavljamo koktele, pobodi gore, stavi plavi za ove dječake, rozi, za djevojčice.
25:04I abstrakcija moderna.
25:06I ko će da plati tu modernu abstrakciju?
25:09E, samo na pare misliš, majko, mila, evo ti, evo ti pet eura, baci tu, pođi tamo kupi neke trešnje,
25:19ne znam, uzmi neko hoće.
25:21Pete eura, ne mogu ni vodu iz česne da kupi.
25:24Sunce moje, pa ovo je krizna svatba, nije ovo kraljevsko venčanje, ajde, snađi se, molim te.
25:29A što ako se ta torta sruši sred svatbe?
25:31Jara?
25:32Rado, taj čovjek, za četvorkom, ne smije da primiriše gluten, jer me razumiješ?
25:38Dobro.
25:39Mušlje bez leba, ajde, molim te, ljubite, bro. Ajde, ajde, ajde.
25:42Ide, sad sve da provjeri.
25:44Gluten frisi, ajde.
25:45Igore, brate, za četvorkom ti nije čovjek, nego su dvije babe i piju kiselu.
25:49A, ti, znaš, iso li to babe ili nisu?
25:52Cernogorski turizam, moj dobri žektor, ti je pun špijuna.
25:56Jeli?
25:56Špijuna u baba, ono su ti i poreska i sanitar.
26:00Fumaj, šta sam.
26:01Šta ćeš ti ođe?
26:03A, došao sam po krupnu sol.
26:05Pošto sam već bije salate za solio znojem, pa reko, da ne prečeram sa prirodnim začinim.
26:09Nemoj molim te, ajde, i nemoj molim te pored četvorkom da mi prolaziš.
26:12Dogovoreno, šefe.
26:13Nemoj sada na zatore, dok dug još nisi vratio.
26:16Šefe, ajde.
26:17Šefe, nema zime.
26:33Na, do izgore mi tjeme, uzmi ove gladiole pa da idemo.
26:38No, neću vidi na što to liči, to je kao zagroblje.
26:41Neću djevojici sa hranu od svatbe da pravi.
26:43Ima veze, izgleda bogato, raskošno, pol metra cvijeće 13 eura, a budžet nam je nikakav.
26:50Jednom se vjenčava, barem za sad, nećemo na kila kupovati.
26:54E, imam rješenje, onaj ruzmarin, na primer, to je lijepo, ovako bogato, lijepo i korisno.
27:01Kad završi ceremoniju, fino može i uhranu.
27:04Ono je lavanda, nije ruzmarin, znaš.
27:07I neće djevojka sa saksijom pred matiča.
27:09Dobro, ruzmarin, lavanda, zeleniješ.
27:15Evo, tri gerbere i završimo posao.
27:19Evo, uzet ćemo ovo, vidi, vidi, kako simbolizuju nevinoš, čistotu i novi početak, a?
27:27A kako šta taj novi početak?
27:3218 eura, manje nego tvoji koktelčići na plažu.
27:37Ajde, plati ovo, čekam te ja ovo.
27:41Što me naće si?
27:4318 eura.