00:00Zach Seeler's saying, the cattle got out.
00:02They're like, the cattle?
00:03Yeah, the cattle got out.
00:04I'll be right back.
00:05Would you be surprised if you drove by his house at Davies somewhere
00:09and he got like three buffalo in the backyard?
00:14What do you call that one?
00:15That's Josh Allen.
00:17That's Geno Smith.
00:19Call that one Drake.
00:20I'll round him up.
00:22I heard what you were saying right before I got out of the car about Buffalo.
00:26Dude.
00:26About what we did.
00:27Like, dude, can I just say this?
00:31They're for everybody building stadiums both now and in the future.
00:37This happened in Cleveland.
00:39Like, but that stadium was not built for football.
00:43The original municipal stadium was built for the Olympics, believe it or not.
00:47And so there's a lot of polls that people had to look around during football games.
00:52But that's because it wasn't built for football.
00:56With the way they're building stadiums now and how detailed these multi-billion dollar stadiums are.
01:08I'm having a hard time figuring out how you team mood deceding.
01:15It's crazy.
01:16It's some.
01:18Listen, right now.
01:22Somebody need to get fired.
01:25Definitely.
01:26Somebody need to get some type of refund.
01:28Because keep in mind, all these people have bought these tickets.
01:32Oh, yeah.
01:32Oh, yeah.
01:33Your ticket is pointing away from the game.
01:37They make you pay just to have the right to pay.
01:40Licensing.
01:41Yeah, the license.
01:42Your seats are licensed now.
01:43Right.
01:44Ridiculous, dude.
01:44Yeah, that's.
01:45So just imagine having one of those.
01:47You know, here's the thing, though.
01:48See, the Buffalo Bills fans are so stupid.
01:50They're going to be like, they're going to think this is the greatest thing ever.
01:53Because they're like, we like not seeing the game.
01:55We're real fans.
01:56We're here for the tailgate anyway.
01:58Yeah, we like to see, we like to sit in our piss snowballs and we like to jump through flaming
02:03tables.
02:04We like having no view.
02:05Because that's how the Buffalo Bills fan is.
02:07The more miserable the experience is, the better for the Buffalo Bills.
02:09Like, don't you want to see the game?
02:11No, Josh Allen doesn't want me to see the game.
02:13If Josh Allen wanted me to see the game, I'd be a fan of the Packers.
02:17What does that even mean?
02:19Just shut up.
02:22That's just what they love.
02:23They love being miserable.
02:24I have absolutely zero patience because I'm more than sure everybody wanted to get paid
02:35and everybody wanted their money for doing said stadium.
02:39Yep.
02:41My favorite is...
02:42Go ahead.
02:43No, my favorite is how many seats are blocked in the end zone, too.
02:47Like, that's how great it is.
02:48Like, you can't even see if a touchdown scores in certain corners.
02:52Man, I think...
02:54Somebody said it happened in Inter-Miami Stadium, too.
02:57You want to be sitting in the middle of December in a cold-ass Buffalo with an obstructed view?
03:04It's terrible.
03:05That's horrible.
03:06It's horrible.
03:07Don't they have a dome, too?
03:08No.
03:09No, it's not a dome.
03:09Because they're stupid.
03:10They're stupid.
03:11Like, they should have a dome because they live in Siberia.
03:14But no, no dome.
03:15Well, Cleveland's doing a dome.
03:17Yeah, of course.
03:18Because it's 2026, and we should have domes on our stadium.
03:21I would say this.
03:24I think part of the intrigue of going to certain places is because of that, right?
03:31Like, if Green Bay ever got a dome stadium, it wouldn't be Green Bay.
03:36That's true.
03:37I'm tending to say that about...
03:39Tundra is tundra.
03:39Yeah, I'm leaning towards saying that for Buffalo, too.
03:44Something about saying, we're going to Buffalo, you know you're going to have to deal with two feet of snow.
03:49Like, it's just...
03:51It's part of the deal.
03:52It's part of the experience of going to Buffalo.
03:56It's the...
03:56I know you're going to call that charm, but it's not charming.
04:00It's not.
04:00Like, because you want to know something?
04:01There's no such thing as charming NFL prices anymore.
04:05Right.
04:05See, that's...
04:06And that's where I'm understanding if nobody agrees with me, right?
04:13I'm looking at it from a player's standpoint.
04:15You always look up, okay, who do I play up north?
04:18Oh, we got Pittsburgh in January.
04:20We got to go to Chicago.
04:22So, we're thinking about all these places and getting your mind right.
04:25Right.
04:26To go deal with these places is kind of a mental thing as far as a player.
04:30As a fan, we used to laugh at fans sitting in that miserable weather to pay to go watch a
04:38game.
04:38Of course, like, if it was...
04:39If you knew that the obstructed seats were like, hey, dude, those are $20 seats, you'd be like, all right.
04:44You know, it's like when I sat in the fish tank back in the day.
04:47You know, $4 tickets.
04:49Okay, you don't deserve, like, the best view all the time.
04:51But the thing is, you know that those tickets in the upper deck are going to cost an arm and
04:57a leg.
04:57And you can't see a quarter of the game?
05:00That's ridiculous.
05:01Right.
05:02You know what I mean?
05:03Like, it's one thing if, oh, that's charming.
05:05I paid $25 for these tickets.
05:09How about when we go to basketball games or we go to events and the jumbotron was below us?
05:14Oh, that's crazy.
05:17Woo!
05:17So, Vlad, to look at the screen in the middle, you have to look down.
05:22I'm like, wow, we're up here.
05:25Dude, it's...
05:26Oh, when you sit above Uptown at a Heat game, scary.
05:30Yes.
05:31Oh, wait, the 400s?
05:33Dude, so there's the 400s, Vlad.
05:35And then there's a press box above it.
05:37Yeah, no, no, the press box.
05:38And you can't, in this dark, they don't turn the lights on.
05:41You're right.
05:42Limited snacks.
05:44Yeah.
05:45No, do you remember the one time we went, they had food?
05:48I forgot where to...
05:49That was UFC.
05:50Okay, UFC.
05:51Okay, got it.
05:52UFC, they...
05:52They're not having that for...
05:53And by the way, they stopped doing that, too.
05:55The UFC, that was...
05:56I think that was pre-merger.
05:58I think that was pre-everybody getting money, because I don't think they did that the last time.
06:02Um...
06:03But no, dude, that...
06:05In some places, okay.
06:07It's like, in today's day and age, like, back in the day, you had a bad stadium, but what did
06:12the upper deck cost to go to a Cleveland-Browns game back in the day?
06:15Right.
06:16Probably not that much.
06:17Right.
06:17This poor bastard who has to have this luxury box blocking his end zone, he probably had to pay...
06:23Well, those are still $5,000 season tickets.
06:25Right.
06:26You're just like, oh, enjoy it.
06:28Enjoy it.
06:28So, Heidi, if your team is going the other way for a chance to go to the Super Bowl, and
06:34you know, here, here's going to be the kicker.
06:38You know, if he tried to go down so he could see, some yahoo is going to tell him, get
06:43back up in his set.
06:45Right?
06:45Which is crazy.
06:46By the way, don't use the word kicker in Buffalo.
06:48It's kind of a touchy subject over there.
06:50Always.
06:51Well, at least there's an out week to week.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Right.
06:54Like, we don't...
06:56I don't care.
06:57Like, that ain't me.
06:58I've got PTSD from kicker, too.
07:03You think I feel sorry for Buffalo?
07:05Yeah, they were in the Super Bowl.
07:06They were about to win.
07:07So?
07:08You were about to go to the Super Bowl.
07:09Okay.
07:09Still hurt.
07:10All terrible.
07:11It wasn't a given that you would have won.
07:13There was a given that you would have won.
07:14A given that we would have won?
07:15Yes, it was.
07:16It was a given for him.
07:17No, it was a given we were going to win.
07:19We were up seven with two minutes left.
07:21I didn't say...
07:22Yeah, but it wasn't a given you were going to win the Super Bowl.
07:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
07:24Okay, right.
07:25Correct, correct.
07:26That was to win the Super Bowl.
07:28Yeah, but...
07:29So who ended up winning the Super Bowl that year?
07:31It was still the San Francisco...
07:34What was it?
07:35No, Denver.
07:36Denver.
07:36Denver.
07:37Back to back.
07:38Denver back to back.
07:38Yeah, we would have played Denver.
07:39We would have played Denver.
07:41Correct.
07:42And then Buffalo lost the way.
07:44Huh?
07:45Is that when he did the helicopter?
07:46No, no, no, no.
07:47No, that was...
07:48He was throwing bombs to Rod Smith or...
07:50Yeah.
07:51But that's because, you know, a certain...
07:53That was the first Super Bowl.
07:54The second Super Bowl, Denver, like, he couldn't even throw.
07:57What do you mean?
07:58Well, I'm talking about Brett Favre.
08:00I mean, I'm not...
08:00I'm sorry.
08:01I'm talking about Peyton Manning.
08:02Peyton Manning.
08:02Couldn't even throw.
08:03I was like...
08:04I know, like, I bet you...
08:07I bet you right now Elway's got his heater.
08:10You think so?
08:12There's certain guys...
08:13Dan.
08:14Marino.
08:15They just got Marino.
08:16Yeah.
08:17I bet you Dan's still got the heater.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Dial it up.
08:21But then he's going to be sore after.
08:22He's going to have to...
08:23Oh, yeah.
08:23Oh, he only got one throw in him right now.
08:25He's going to have to...
08:26He's going to have to...
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