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Tobin and Leroy come in hot after the Miami Dolphins give us a Sunday to remember, putting a beatdown on the Buffalo Bills! Things quickly turn into a quibble when discussing the weather and humidity which took a toll on Josh Allen. When did Miami turn into a 'desert?!'
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00:00You knew the things would change
00:01when you get that bum Chris Greer out of here, Leroy.
00:04You knew things would change in this town.
00:08Wow.
00:09A lot of good things happened yesterday.
00:16A lot of good things.
00:17Is anything better, though, than all those idiots
00:19celebrating at Elbow Room, flying banners,
00:23having their own little South tailgate party,
00:25and then watching their team get the snot kicked out of them?
00:28Because I enjoyed that very much.
00:30Well, look, this is their trip.
00:33A lot of northern teams make their yearly trip
00:37either to California or it's Florida.
00:41We're known as the Sunshine State, you idiots.
00:43You would think they would know this by now.
00:47It wasn't even a hot day yesterday.
00:48It wasn't even a hot day.
00:49I'll tell you what it was.
00:51Dude, it was not that hot.
00:52It was unseasonably humid.
00:55Dude, maybe we're just too fortified by the summer
00:59but I thought it was so nice yesterday.
01:02Hey, you wasn't running around.
01:05You couldn't even walk out here.
01:07From May until September, it was like I barely could live here.
01:13Let me explain.
01:14Unless you were a Gila monster.
01:16Let me explain to you something.
01:17Hmm?
01:17Okay.
01:18Real life.
01:21There's a big difference in 85 degrees when the humidity is 70
01:25and 85 degrees when the humidity is 85+.
01:29Whatever you say, Adam Marchaleta.
01:31I'm just telling you.
01:32I mean, they busted out that excuse machine.
01:33A guy who's never been on the field.
01:36Dude.
01:36I'm telling you.
01:37You know what?
01:38It matters.
01:39It didn't affect A-Chan.
01:40He seemed faster as the day went on.
01:41I didn't – listen, it doesn't affect everybody the same way.
01:47Why does it only affect him, though?
01:48Like, this guy has literally lost two games down here in a half decade
01:51and two times they've been like, oh, it's so hard for poor little Josh.
01:57Is he not a superhuman?
01:59All of a sudden now he's vulnerable.
02:01All of a sudden he's able to be drained by this.
02:04Dems the brakes.
02:05Get out of here.
02:05But at the same time, you can't say it doesn't play.
02:08You know what?
02:08You know what I don't want to hear?
02:09I don't want to hear that when every time I hear about Tua can't play in the
02:12cold, can't play in the elements.
02:13Wait a minute.
02:14Boo.
02:14Wait a minute.
02:15Wait a minute.
02:16Boo.
02:16In fairness, you big baby.
02:18In fairness.
02:19Oh, baby.
02:19You'll be a baby.
02:20Wait.
02:21In fairness, do I not say the same thing when they go up to the cold?
02:24Hey, they all play in the cold.
02:26They don't just come from the sun.
02:28They've played football in the cold before.
02:30Yeah, but they do stink in the cold.
02:32Well, okay, but –
02:34They do stink in the cold.
02:36I'm not chalking it up to weather.
02:37Sorry.
02:38But when you play in the heat, you can get dehydrated.
02:44And when you get dehydrated, spots.
02:47Have a Gatorade.
02:48Have a Gatorade.
02:49You think that helps?
02:50Obviously.
02:51I got a little cocky.
02:52What did you do?
02:53South Beach Flu?
02:54What did you got?
02:54Have Mai Tais?
02:55Dan, this is why I get so mad having a conversation with you.
02:59I think this is –
03:00I can't believe you're bailing him out.
03:02Because he thinks if you're dehydrating, have a Gatorade.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Do you realize –
03:07Wait.
03:07Do you realize that I have –
03:10There's been games where I've had to be transported to a hospital to get IVs because it was hot.
03:16Look.
03:17No, I'm just telling you.
03:18Can I ask you a question?
03:19Can I ask you a question before you get mad because it's not –
03:22It's a reasonable question I'm going to ask you.
03:23Sure.
03:23Okay.
03:24If the heat affected him so much, how come he dragged half of the defense with him on third and one and then got the ball popped out?
03:34I did not say it mattered for me.
03:38But make up your mind.
03:39It does affect you, though.
03:41Okay.
03:41But if it did –
03:42I mean, I'm not saying that –
03:43You're making it sound –
03:44Wait.
03:44You're making it –
03:45How come you can drag half the defense with him?
03:47Here's the difference between me and you.
03:49Okay?
03:50I'm saying it played a factor in the game.
03:52You're going to all the bad plays and trying to make those plays be affected by the heat.
03:57I'm not saying that.
03:58I'm not –
03:58No.
03:59You are.
03:59I think you just played bad –
04:00Wait.
04:01If he wasn't so hot, then how come when he got dragged –
04:03I don't want to hear it.
04:03I don't want to hear it.
04:04I don't even –
04:05Listen.
04:05This dude never loses here.
04:07And every time that he loses here, it's always the heat.
04:09No.
04:09No.
04:10I'm not giving him an excuse.
04:10Give the defense some credit.
04:11I'm not giving him an excuse.
04:12Give the Dolphins credit.
04:14All I said was, I'm not giving him a damn excuse.
04:16Everybody's playing under the same conditions.
04:18What I'm saying is, you could tell by watching him.
04:22Right?
04:23That he looked a little drawn out and dehydrated and tired.
04:27I know what that looks like.
04:28I'm not saying that's an excuse because everybody's playing under the same circumstances.
04:33But you get to all that running around, all that breaking down, all that's –
04:38At the end of the game, he looked –
04:40It was brisk yesterday.
04:41It was like fall.
04:43It was like fall yesterday.
04:44Tobin, did you leave the house yesterday?
04:46I did.
04:47I was like, what a great day.
04:48Dan, do you –
04:49Like, do you guys ignore what the last three months have been like?
04:51That was nowhere near what it's been.
04:52We're not comparing.
04:53We're not –
04:53We're saying yesterday was unbelievably muggy.
04:56I was riding around, coming to work, going out about it.
04:58I was like, man, it's muggier than usual.
05:00Dan.
05:00I think you guys are a little –
05:03Dan, this is –
05:04Are being influenced by CBS here.
05:06No, I'm not.
05:07You think I'm getting influenced by CBS?
05:10Yeah, I think you are.
05:10I think Charles Davis, maybe you thought he was Ron Pitts.
05:13I don't know what you're doing.
05:13I'm not being influenced by me playing in it, no.
05:17What does it have to do with you?
05:19Did you play yesterday?
05:19That's –
05:20Did you play yesterday?
05:23So, I had to play yesterday in order to –
05:26I think you guys are overselling how hot it was yesterday for a November game.
05:29Not really.
05:30I think you are.
05:31It's not the heat.
05:32It was very humid.
05:34That matters.
05:35Okay.
05:35It almost –
05:36Listen, you know what it feels like when –
05:37It matters to the losers.
05:38Hold up.
05:39No.
05:41You know what it feels like?
05:43To play in a situation where it's humid like that.
05:48It feels like somebody puts a blanket over your face.
05:52Where was A-Chan's blanket?
05:53And it affects everybody differently.
05:56Oh.
05:57So, only Sourpuss Josh Allen it affected.
05:59No, I'm –
06:00Poor little baby.
06:01He should –
06:02You know, we should put him in a bubble.
06:03Okay.
06:04No rule –
06:05And by the way, you're not allowed to sack him and celebrate, by the way, either.
06:08Not allowed to sack him and celebrate, Bradley Chubb.
06:10How dare you?
06:11I'm not –
06:12This is what you guys get out of this.
06:13This is why I hate doing this.
06:15Leroy protecting the Bills.
06:17Bills, Roy.
06:23Did you jump through a table yesterday?
06:26Did you?
06:27Don't ignore me.
06:28I'm trying to stop.
06:29Don't ignore me.
06:29I'm trying to stop from cursing.
06:31Why?
06:31I really am.
06:32Why?
06:32Because I'm getting pissed off.
06:34Why?
06:35Because this is a stupid conversation.
06:36The first thing you come at –
06:37No, stop.
06:38You are always –
06:39Give the talent credit.
06:40Give everybody credit.
06:41I am.
06:41And the first thing you give me is Josh Allen was drawn out, dude.
06:45Disappointed.
06:46That's all.
06:46All right.
06:47Disappointed.
06:47All right.
06:48Good.
06:48Enjoy your show.
06:50I will.
06:50Okay.
06:50I will enjoy my show.
06:52All right.
06:52I will enjoy my show.
06:55Lashing out.
06:56Mm-mm.
06:57Ridiculous.
06:58I'm not giving –
06:58I'm not –
06:59Wait a minute.
07:00What does one have to do with the other?
07:02What is what?
07:03I didn't say that was why he played the way he did.
07:07All I said –
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07:22I hate doing this.
07:23I really do.
07:23No, you don't.
07:24No, I don't.
07:25No, you don't.
07:25You don't understand how much I hate.
07:27Why do you hate doing it?
07:28Because me saying that he was drawn out, right, I didn't give him any excuses for anything.
07:36I didn't give him two sports poor play, his bad decisions, or anything.
07:40I just said, as an observer, you could tell he looked like the energy was sucked out of him at the end of that game.
07:47I just thought he sucked.
07:49One has nothing to do with the other.
07:51Then why mention it?
07:53Okay.
07:54Just to show you how hot it was.
07:57It was hot and humid.
07:58Okay.
07:59Yeah.
08:00All right.
08:01I'm done.
08:02He's wearing a hoodie yesterday.
08:03I'm done.
08:04I'm done.
08:06Hot yesterday.
08:07Okay.
08:08Ridiculous.
08:08All right.
08:09I'm done.
08:10Well, you can't be done.
08:11We have three.
08:11No, I can be done.
08:13Okay.
08:14You're lashing out for a ridiculous reason.
08:17You realize this, right?
08:18No, I'm not.
08:19Every Dolphin fan doesn't want to hear that.
08:21Please, please.
08:21Nobody wants to hear that, dude.
08:22Listen.
08:22Nobody wants to hear that.
08:23What I said had nothing to do with his play.
08:26Why is he the only one?
08:27I didn't say he was the only one.
08:32I just merely said, you could see the way he was sitting on the sideline and just look.
08:36He looked drawn out, exhausted.
08:38That's it.
08:39He must have been seeing spots so much.
08:40He didn't know that if Fatou Malafonu wasn't on his team.
08:44What does one have to do?
08:44I would look drawn out, too.
08:45What does one have to do with the other?
08:47What does one have to do with the other?
08:48You're bringing up the heat when he had a bad game.
08:50No, that's, you're saying I said that.
08:54I did not say that.
08:55So I brought this up out of nowhere.
08:57No, I, Tobin, I'm going to try to say this one time.
09:02Please listen to me.
09:04I said, you could tell he was drawn out and exhausted because it was hot and humid yesterday.
09:10You immediately associated that with me giving him an excuse for his play, which I did not.
09:16I did not say anything about his play, did I?
09:20Did I?
09:23What did you say?
09:24I just told you.
09:26So did you have, you said he just sucked?
09:28Yes.
09:29It doesn't matter.
09:29Me saying how hot and humid it was had nothing to do with me defending his play.
09:34Okay.
09:35What?
09:35Then why'd you bring it up?
09:37Because I was.
09:38Because CBS did.
09:38I thought it was ridiculous.
09:39Let me tell you why.
09:40I'm going to tell you why.
09:41First of all, I can't hear the TV.
09:44Why can't I hear the TV, Tobin?
09:46Because you're listening to the Browns.
09:47That's why you weren't listening to the TV.
09:49You listened to Jets.
09:50So anyway, one of the reasons why I said that is because yesterday I was on a golf course
09:58and I had long pants on and I was dying.
10:02Right?
10:03And I'm like, God, it's humid.
10:06That's why.
10:07That's it.
10:08Okay.
10:08But I never said anything about his play.
10:10My conversation and how I started didn't say, oh, he was exhausted.
10:17That's why he played bad.
10:18I did not say that.
10:19You assumed that.
10:21Yeah.
10:21And I was merely saying.
10:22When you bring that up, what are you going to assume?
10:24Because it was hot.
10:25That's it.
10:26That's it.
10:27That's all I said.
10:29You made the assumption.
10:31Yeah.
10:32It's a natural assumption.
10:34No, it's not.
10:34Sure it is.
10:36All right.
10:37Sure.
10:37Then why mention it?
10:38If a guy plays.
10:39If a guy.
10:40If a guy.
10:40You keep asking me why.
10:42And I tell you.
10:42But I'm telling you.
10:44Why?
10:44No, you can't tell me what I was thinking.
10:46Okay.
10:46Why bring it up?
10:47If he's playing bad and you're just like, oh, Josh Allen looks bad.
10:50And you're just like.
10:50I told you why I was thinking about how hot it was.
10:53Because you go.
10:54Yeah.
10:54And it was hot.
10:56Hotter than the summer?
10:58Humid.
10:59Very humid.
10:59Not hotter than the summer.
11:00It was brisk.
11:01Not.
11:01Okay.
11:03We could have gotten picking apples and having cider yesterday.
11:06It was that brisk.
11:07Okay.
11:07Brisk.
11:09Okay.
11:15Anyway, the Dolphins win 30 to 13.
11:17They finally beat the Buffalo Bills.
11:20Devon Achan.
11:21He's amazing.
11:22He's like.
11:23Also played in the heat yesterday.
11:24First of all.
11:26The fact that nobody could tackle.
11:31And Achan.
11:32The smallest of all the backs.
11:34Was breaking the most tackles.
11:35Is amazing.
11:37Very fast.
11:39Faster than everybody.
11:41Jalen Waddell.
11:42Also awesome yesterday.
11:43Five catches.
11:4484 yards.
11:45Bombski touchdown from Tua.
11:47Who's decided.
11:48He does arm punts now.
11:49That's basically what it was.
11:51That's what he's doing now.
11:51But you know what's crazy?
11:52I don't think he met it on the first one.
11:54Huh?
11:54I don't think he met it on the first one.
11:56I mean, he did kind of throw it in double coverage.
11:59And it was third in a million.
12:02Was it third in 17 when he threw the arm punt?
12:06I got to tell you.
12:08You know how hard it is to roll out to the right.
12:10Roll out to the left.
12:12Throw it back across the field.
12:14On a corner route.
12:18Especially in the desert.
12:19Yeah.
12:20Yeah.
12:20Okay.
12:21Yeah.
12:21All right.
12:22You
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