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Filmul „Mărul paradisului” - Райское яблочко (1998) este o comedie remarcabilă, având în centrul acțiunii un mic orășel ceh. Pelicula prezintă viața și problemele cotidiene ale locuitorilor săi prin prisma umorului și a unor întorsături neașteptate de situație. Totul începe atunci când preotul local, într-o încercare de a întări credința și moralitatea orășenilor, ajunge la concluzia că se apropie sfârșitul lumii. Vestea captivează instantaneu imaginația localnicilor, declanșând un lanț de evenimente amuzante și, uneori, absurde. Opera regizoarei Věra Chytilová este plină de căldură, ironie și o acută satiră socială, în ciuda tonului său vesel și festiv, permițându-i spectatorului nu doar să se distreze pe cinste, ci și să reflecteze asupra unor aspecte importante ale naturii umane și vieții sociale.
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00:04:12I will be doing it for a while.
00:04:14But what about you?
00:04:16If you were with him...
00:04:17Why did he get me with him?
00:04:18If you were with him,
00:04:22you would have nothing to do with the horizontal process.
00:04:24If you were to do this,
00:04:25you would have been doing it.
00:04:26Why did you do it?
00:04:42When did he jump?
00:04:51Doom.
00:05:00I can't find him.
00:05:01He got a giant rock ст Reflung.
00:05:04I run all over in him.
00:05:11Is this the last time?
00:05:11He asked the question.
00:05:11Do you call me,
00:05:12wait you're going crazy?
00:05:12What it is when the动 SI Destroyersουμε
00:05:22The police officer.
00:05:24I hear you, Rima Petrovna.
00:05:27What number did you call in the restaurant?
00:05:30Let's check.
00:05:35You can't fix it.
00:05:44You can't fix it.
00:05:45Well, I'll tell you.
00:05:46Who sent us?
00:05:48Is it a girl or a girl or a girl or a girl?
00:05:51No.
00:05:53I worked in an ordinary cafe.
00:05:56I didn't buy any coffee.
00:05:58What did she do?
00:06:00Did she get a salary?
00:06:02Or did she get a salary?
00:06:04Not sure.
00:06:06She was bidden.
00:06:08You?
00:06:09I saw her.
00:06:12She's not as good as she was.
00:06:13She's not as good as she was.
00:06:15It's not as good as she's doing it.
00:06:17Do you do it all?
00:06:18I'm very surprised.
00:06:20Tamara, relax.
00:06:23The two of the two, the one, the one, the one, the one.
00:06:28The one, the one.
00:06:29and the one.
00:06:31The one, yes, it's a mystery.
00:06:33Yes, it's a mystery.
00:06:39– You are Tamara?
00:06:41– I have all my food.
00:06:42I have any milk, a small jug, any exempel, any other jugs.
00:06:49– Just kidding.
00:06:50It will be big.
00:06:53– Well, let's see...
00:07:00– Yes?
00:07:02– Yes.
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:09Yeah.
00:07:13Oh, my God.
00:07:20Congratulations, colleagues.
00:07:22In 13.04,
00:07:24we will be on a very important vacation.
00:07:28All the employees, who are the number number 11,
00:07:32in the zone of the main corps, is forbidden.
00:07:36The number 11 is forbidden.
00:07:37The number 11 is forbidden.
00:07:43The number 11 is forbidden.
00:07:56Tell me, daddy, is it not about that?
00:08:00Москва, in the war, is a French war?
00:08:04Yes.
00:08:06There were war crimes.
00:08:08The war?
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:13You remember, you were in the middle of the war?
00:08:22The evening, you remember, in the middle of the sea.
00:08:28In the clouds of the sea.
00:08:31Yes, a little bit louder.
00:08:54Come on, Gheorghe Никитич.
00:08:56Welcome, Gheorghe Никитич.
00:08:57With the weather, you'll be happy.
00:08:59You've noticed that you've noticed, Gheorghe Никитич.
00:09:04Go and go.
00:09:06There is a room, there is a room, a room, a room, a room, a room, a room, a room.
00:09:13We're free.
00:09:14You've got a room for the weather.
00:09:15What's the weather?
00:09:17I'll be happy.
00:09:20You'll be happy.
00:09:22Gheorghe Никитич, do you want to use the water?
00:09:26No, don't do that.
00:09:28I'm tired of you.
00:09:38Gheorghe Никитич, do you want to add lemon, green fruit?
00:09:42No, I'm tired of you.
00:09:58Good morning, Gheorghe Nikitich.
00:10:02Hello.
00:10:03Do you have one piece or two?
00:10:07I can see one piece.
00:10:09How are you?
00:10:11Aya.
00:10:13Aya.
00:10:14Красивое имя.
00:10:15Роман такой есть.
00:10:16У Тургенева.
00:10:17Да, я читал.
00:10:19Давно работаешь здесь?
00:10:22Первый день.
00:10:24А, первый день.
00:10:25Значит, еще не заплыл.
00:10:33Я в другой санаторий поехал.
00:10:35Для наших простых открытых людей.
00:10:37Но мне по рангу не положено.
00:10:42А в этих местах слова-то сказать не с кем.
00:10:49Я с тобой буду общаться.
00:10:52Как прикажете, Георгий Никитич.
00:10:56Садитесь.
00:11:02Я ведь людей совсем не вижу.
00:11:04Вокруг меня одни только лица.
00:11:05Поняла?
00:11:08Ну, ответственные лица.
00:11:09Более ответственные, менее ответственные.
00:11:11Вот.
00:11:12И все в галстуках.
00:11:13С утра пораньше в галстуках.
00:11:14Теперь поняла?
00:11:16Простите, но я официантка.
00:11:19Ну, ты догадался.
00:11:20Сразу догадался, что ты официантка.
00:11:25Ну, что?
00:11:29Официантка Ася.
00:11:31Как ты думаешь?
00:11:33А?
00:11:35Ну, как ты думаешь, как я живу?
00:11:37Я думаю, вы живете очень хорошо.
00:11:40Вот.
00:11:40Все нас так думают.
00:11:41А я ведь живу весьма ограниченно.
00:11:44Жизнь где-то там.
00:11:46Там.
00:11:47Ну, выезжай за рубеж.
00:11:49Не часто.
00:11:51В год раза два, три.
00:11:52Максимум четыре.
00:11:53Ты в Париже-то была?
00:11:55Ну, зря.
00:11:56Париж заслуживает.
00:11:57Ну, для меня Париж тоже за окнами.
00:12:00А я на заседаниях чего-то словаки-то говорю.
00:12:03А на улицах парижанки с ума сойти.
00:12:07Кстати, с тебя приодеть.
00:12:09Ты тоже за парижанку садишь.
00:12:13Хорошенькая.
00:12:14Спасибо.
00:12:15Можно я пойду?
00:12:16Нет.
00:12:19Пойдем в холл.
00:13:05Ну, почему там тишина?
00:13:06Come on.
00:13:18Come on.
00:13:20Come on.
00:13:21Who allowed you to come here?
00:13:23It's quiet.
00:13:26I'm sorry for your health.
00:13:28Why do you know that it's quiet and that it's quiet?
00:13:31I don't remember.
00:13:32It's funny.
00:13:34You lost your memory?
00:13:35You lost your memory?
00:13:37Yes.
00:13:38And this is my life.
00:13:41Who are you here?
00:13:43Who are you here?
00:13:45Who are you here?
00:13:50You're completely alone.
00:13:52I would have to let you go.
00:13:54But you have to protect yourself.
00:13:57You get lost.
00:13:57You have to protect yourself.
00:14:06You still got lost.
00:14:12It's been aphilous.
00:14:18It's been aphilous.
00:14:19Rima Petrovna.
00:14:22He's been here.
00:14:25She's been here.
00:14:27It's good.
00:14:29She's on the table.
00:14:32Where?
00:14:33She's sitting on the table.
00:14:35It's a sign.
00:14:39Rima Petrovna.
00:14:43Are you sure?
00:14:45Yes.
00:14:46Yeah.
00:14:47Why are they tall?
00:14:50It's a structure.
00:14:52It's a form.
00:14:55I have a desire to take another room.
00:14:58What are the options?
00:15:01Ah, crystal!
00:15:03Ah, crystal!
00:15:04Ah, crystal!
00:15:06Manya, Manya, налей мне шведский абсолют.
00:15:14Amiograpa!
00:15:16Ah, vodka, italiana!
00:15:45И стаканом одним прекращаешь запой.
00:15:48Беловежская пуща!
00:15:53Беловежская пуща!
00:15:56Беловежская пуща!
00:15:56Ну а мне конкуренции!
00:15:57Сладко водочка!
00:16:00Ах, Смирновочка!
00:16:02Самого Петра Света Арсеньевича!
00:16:06Ну ладно, давай так.
00:16:07Значит, как всегда, Смирновскую,
00:16:09квашеную капустку, грибочки.
00:16:11Семечек.
00:16:12Чего?
00:16:14Семечек.
00:16:15Ну ладно, давай, не пережарь только.
00:16:17И аморетто.
00:16:19Семь минут.
00:16:21Семь минут.
00:16:23Семь минут.
00:16:25Семь минут.
00:16:28Значит, найдите в библиотеке Асю Тургеневу.
00:16:34А почему только одна рюмка?
00:16:36Может быть, Георгий Никитич захочет еще кого-нибудь пригласить?
00:16:41Попробуй, Моретто.
00:16:41Ой, ну что вы, мне нельзя.
00:16:43Ася, тебе нельзя возражать мне.
00:16:46Этот ликер придумал молодой влюбленный итальянец в начале 16 века.
00:16:52В таком очаровательном городе Саронто.
00:16:55Саронто.
00:16:55А вы там были?
00:16:57Нет.
00:16:58В Италии все города очаровательные.
00:17:04Так вот, он придумал этот ликер.
00:17:06Красавица попробовала и тут же отдала ему свое сердце.
00:17:30Ты мне нравишься.
00:17:33Ты не такая испорченная, как все здесь.
00:17:39Скажи.
00:17:41Ой, да ну как можно-то.
00:17:42Давай, давай.
00:17:44Ааа.
00:17:45Ну что, громче.
00:17:46Ааа.
00:17:47Еще громче. Давай.
00:17:48Ну никто не слышит.
00:17:50Нет, они думают, что я тебя насилую.
00:17:54Ааа.
00:17:57И поэтому сознательно не идут на помощь.
00:18:06I'll give you a comment.
00:18:10I'm sorry.
00:18:14You're sorry.
00:18:15You're sorry.
00:18:15I'll come back.
00:18:15I'm sorry.
00:18:16You're sorry, Giorgio Iovitz.
00:18:18You're sorry.
00:18:19You're sorry, Giorgio Giecki.
00:18:25You hear him?
00:18:26I can't hear it.
00:18:29I can hear it.
00:18:30You hear it.
00:18:35Maybe I killed it.
00:18:37Maybe you killed it.
00:18:40You want to have wanted it?
00:18:44You are a idiot, you're a idiot.
00:18:47Not yet.
00:18:49If you were to have a look at me?
00:18:52That's why there was a dog.
00:18:54We have a dog without cars.
00:18:58Why did you not fly away?
00:19:00You can't fly away.
00:19:04You can't fly away,
00:19:04but you can't fly away.
00:19:06We have a dog.
00:19:06And we have a dog.
00:19:09Two!
00:19:10Two!
00:19:13Why does she want to cry?
00:19:16We'll be able to mobilize people.
00:19:19Let's go.
00:19:28Yes.
00:19:39How are you doing, Shcherlitz?
00:19:41This is a dream of a two crows.
00:19:45What do we do?
00:19:50And you'll find a way.
00:19:53Do you want to eat vegetables?
00:19:55Yes, I'd like to eat.
00:19:59Then we'll come.
00:20:05Come closer.
00:20:07You can say, straight up.
00:20:15Where do we go?
00:20:19Well, she's in the vase.
00:20:22Well, if you think that she's two years old.
00:20:26It's a funny anecdote, but it's funny.
00:20:29It's funny, but it's funny.
00:20:30Imagine, there's a village,
00:20:32there's a wedding,
00:20:34there's a wedding,
00:20:34there's a wedding,
00:20:36there's a wedding,
00:20:37there's a wedding,
00:20:38there's a wedding,
00:20:46there's a wedding,
00:20:48Min총чики...
00:20:49MUCH!
00:20:52MUCH!
00:20:53MUCH!
00:20:57MUCH!
00:21:02MUCH!
00:21:07MUCH!
00:21:08MUCH!
00:21:08MUCH!
00:21:09MUCH!
00:21:11MDA...
00:21:13MUCH!
00:21:14Okay, let's go.
00:21:15George, your task is completed. They are caught and shot.
00:21:20Who?
00:21:21The crows!
00:21:24You see, there are a lot of people.
00:21:27I don't know what they are doing.
00:21:29They are a lot of people.
00:21:33Well, any problems?
00:21:36No, no.
00:21:41I don't know what they are doing.
00:21:44I don't know what they are doing.
00:21:44Listen, you need to wear a wardrobe.
00:21:46What do you have with the apartment?
00:21:48I'm with the apartment.
00:21:49I'm with the parents.
00:21:51But I have a house.
00:21:52I have a sister.
00:21:54But we have a problem.
00:22:01Who is this?
00:22:01Who is this?
00:22:01What is the course for?
00:22:03I'm what I have done for you.
00:22:05Well, let me get up.
00:22:09Get down cash with me.
00:22:11And a过 requin?
00:22:12Here are books.män
00:22:18dizer, she is really kind. Can
00:22:24we come up? I
00:22:26think somebody is missing.
00:22:43You asked a book, Turgeneva. I brought it.
00:22:51And you will drink water.
00:22:53And you will drink water.
00:22:57And you will drink water.
00:23:00And you will drink water with water.
00:23:03And you will drink water.
00:23:07It may not be a thing for you.
00:23:11Please.
00:23:18I like to be a free artist.
00:23:24You know, when I'm in a free time, I'm writing a song.
00:23:30I love the songs.
00:23:35And this is me, and this is to me,
00:23:39and this is to me when I'm going to be able to repeat everything,
00:23:43and this is to be a free artist.
00:23:46And this is to be a free artist.
00:23:48It's all about the song you brought up.
00:23:49It's a song you brought up.
00:23:53No, it's a great song.
00:24:00I love a song.
00:24:01I love to sing.
00:24:05I love to sing.
00:24:08Lieschka chayas tonkaya rjabina
00:24:17La la la la la la da samova tyna
00:24:41Well, let's go.
00:24:46Let's go.
00:24:49Look how good, said I.
00:24:52Yes, good, said she.
00:24:56If we were birds, how would we be?
00:24:59But we're not birds.
00:25:02What are you doing?
00:25:05How would you feel?
00:25:09I am not a girl.
00:25:10You will be a girl.
00:25:12But I will be a girl.
00:25:14I am not a girl.
00:25:16Can I play a girl?
00:25:18I will play with you.
00:25:20I will play with you.
00:25:20I'm not a girl.
00:25:25I will play with you.
00:25:27I will play with you.
00:25:29I will play with you.
00:25:30She knew that we were flying, and that we had to grow.
00:25:33She went to the house, and she went to the house.
00:25:37And a few moments later, we were in the dark room
00:25:40with sweet sounds.
00:25:44She's a great fan.
00:25:46It was something soft and soft.
00:25:49How did he get to this book?
00:25:53It's not going to go back.
00:25:55Tamara, relax.
00:25:58She was a man who was a phobia.
00:26:00He's intelligent.
00:26:02She's only hearing it.
00:26:05She can see it.
00:26:05She can see it.
00:26:07She's a pornographic.
00:26:11Her eyes were a fun.
00:26:14She was like, am I feeling the truth of my face?
00:26:18It's like, she said, you love us.
00:26:21I know, you love me.
00:26:24she suddenly, as if she was able to get into her eyes,
00:26:27she was able to open up her long eyes and
00:26:30she was able to come to us, like she was in love.
00:26:34I was the first time I looked at her face,
00:26:37the most dangerous face,
00:26:39what I only saw her face.
00:26:41A few moments later,
00:26:43she already looked at her face
00:26:46and took a picture of her face.
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00:27:20It was a desire and joy.
00:27:24I saw her face in the first time.
00:27:28It was the only thing that I only saw.
00:27:33Tick!
00:27:34Listen carefully.
00:27:39Don't touch me, Gheorghe, I'll rest.
00:27:44Asa...
00:27:46I'll still stay on death.
00:27:51My school.
00:27:54We will say,
00:27:57that he will get it
00:28:01that he will get it from the door.
00:28:08I will say that the dog will win.
00:28:11But Gy'lliugii Nikitschi, such a significant one, such a...
00:28:18I am an essential one and such a guy for this profile.
00:28:26I'll give you an astag.
00:28:28I'll give you an answer, she will take him.
00:28:32But you pick up your words, Tamar.
00:28:35You're in a pretty society, bro.
00:28:38I'll be like you, Dima Petrovna.
00:28:51And I always like you.
00:28:55We have 500 euros in the bank.
00:28:57And I...
00:28:58...Asie...
00:29:16...we'll be making a decision.
00:29:19I'll be fine.
00:29:21We'll be fine.
00:29:22We'll be fine.
00:29:23You're fine.
00:29:26I'll be fine.
00:29:30You're right.
00:29:30Yes, exactly.
00:29:31Yes, exactly.
00:29:32And only one of them,
00:29:35that Giorgio Nikitsch in this fight
00:29:37won't win.
00:29:38I'm a man and I'm not an enemy.
00:29:41The only one who won and won
00:29:45was it.
00:29:46Rima Petrovna.
00:29:47It's all about, Tamara,
00:29:49your marriage.
00:29:50It's all about you,
00:29:51you have to cut your product.
00:29:59I'm sorry.
00:30:04I'm sorry.
00:30:05I'm sorry.
00:30:06It's all about me.
00:30:07I'm sorry.
00:30:07I'll be back.
00:30:08I'll go.
00:30:12That's a good idea.
00:30:14I'll pay you a lot.
00:30:18We'll go to the money.
00:30:20Well, Rima Petrovna, now the interesting story begins.
00:30:25Well, it's all for you, but only for you.
00:30:28Let's continue listening.
00:30:49Well, Rima Petrovna.
00:30:50Well, Aся.
00:30:51Well, I was warned you about a very important person.
00:30:55You're right, Rima Petrovna.
00:31:00You're right.
00:31:01You're right.
00:31:01You're right.
00:31:02You're right.
00:31:02I'm not sure what happened here.
00:31:05I'm not sure what happened here.
00:31:19I was in your house.
00:31:23You're right.
00:31:24Well, Giorgio, you're right.
00:31:25I'm lucky to have you on me and all the collective.
00:31:29You're right, you're right.
00:31:32You're right, you're right.
00:31:34And you've known anything.
00:31:35You're right, but you're right.
00:31:39I'm really a part of it.
00:31:40What did you do with a statue?
00:31:43It's not an important person,
00:31:46but all the things we do
00:31:48are our kult worker
00:31:51and a photographer
00:31:52and an artist.
00:31:55You're not the first one.
00:31:56And the last one is not the first one.
00:32:07What do you think?
00:32:09You're not the first one.
00:32:12You're not the first one.
00:32:12What do you think?
00:32:12I was thinking that you won't really
00:32:15You're just the first one.
00:32:16You're just the second one.
00:32:22Is this the second one?
00:32:22Go, Mr. Tupikov,
00:32:23try, get your pants.
00:32:25There, by the way, there is a picep.
00:32:28And a picep.
00:32:29I can't believe that you were able to do this.
00:32:36Well...
00:32:38You're all what, Jorik?
00:32:40You've been told us?
00:32:44I'm the truth.
00:32:46I'm the truth.
00:32:47You're the truth.
00:32:49And you're the truth.
00:32:50And you're the truth.
00:32:51Well, Jorik, I'll get you to understand.
00:32:53What do you think?
00:32:56And if you find out that you have a cult worker for a very important person,
00:33:04and then all these important persons you do, what then?
00:33:10Oh, you're afraid, Aся.
00:33:15You know, you've lived a life.
00:33:17You have friends, friends.
00:33:19They're not afraid of coming.
00:33:20I'll get it.
00:33:22Ah, somebody.
00:33:27I'll get it.
00:33:27What are you thinking about me?
00:33:29Yeah, because he's interesting.
00:33:33I like it.
00:33:40I like it.
00:33:44Jorik, what did she put you on the face?
00:33:49Maybe she'll get her to be warned?
00:33:53Tomar, go for her.
00:34:09I'll be in a minute.
00:34:11I'll be back.
00:34:11Well, what if...
00:34:11You say, where is it?
00:34:13I think I had an exam that I had an exam,
00:34:16and had a powerhouse for life,
00:34:17and had a better life.
00:34:18I'll leave you here!
00:34:21You're gonna be fine!
00:34:22You have to pay for it!
00:34:27You need to relax, Tamara.
00:34:41Oh my God.
00:34:48I can't see you.
00:34:49I can't see you before you, but a note is that you do not know,
00:34:52I am going to skip the letter of your copy of your copy.
00:34:57The last one you must will take on it.
00:35:00I'll do it.
00:35:02You're the one who wins.
00:35:03Where did I go?
00:35:04I got my life.
00:35:06I came here.
00:35:09There's a house here.
00:35:11There's a wife, Tamar.
00:35:13You know her.
00:35:14I never change her.
00:35:16There's an issue with you.
00:35:18Tamar?
00:35:23Tamar,
00:35:25who I love you.
00:35:26Asa,
00:35:28не уезжай.
00:35:30Мы с тобой такую ночь провели.
00:35:36Ну, прости.
00:35:46Вещи предъяви Епифанова.
00:35:57Икра?
00:36:01Сволочь.
00:36:05Протоколы хищения
00:36:06составлять будем?
00:36:07Или ещё что?
00:36:10А делать, я думаю, будем вот что.
00:36:13Икру мы оставим Асе,
00:36:15поскольку она её обожает.
00:36:16Я её вообще не ем.
00:36:18Естественно, не ешь, поскольку у тебя её отродясь не было.
00:36:22Ася, тебя.
00:36:23Ну и тебя, Жора,
00:36:24в виде исключения как кавалера,
00:36:26приглашаю сегодня на торжественный ужин.
00:36:28Отказываюсь.
00:36:29Значит, Жора, отведёшь её,
00:36:31сам знаешь куда, что подели, причесали.
00:36:33Ужин ровно в восемь.
00:36:37Ясно.
00:36:38Ясно?
00:36:43Ненавижу.
00:36:44Ася, не ссорься с ней.
00:36:45Она тебе жизнь сломает.
00:36:47А разве это жизнь тарелки супом таскать?
00:36:49Ася.
00:37:00Пошёл и пробка в потолок.
00:37:05И на кометы брызнул ток.
00:37:08Всего Онегин читал на эстраде.
00:37:09Ха-ха-ха-ха.
00:37:12Так, ну, повар, чем потчевать будешь?
00:37:14После лёгкой закуски фрута де мааре.
00:37:17Так.
00:37:18Что по-итальянски значит дары моря.
00:37:21Затем эстружон на рюсс.
00:37:23Осетрина по-русски.
00:37:25Сегодня рыбный день.
00:37:26На главное что?
00:37:28Английское.
00:37:29Любимой королевой.
00:37:30Седло барашка.
00:37:32Ну, давай.
00:37:33Так, Ася.
00:37:34С этого момента я тебя люблю.
00:37:37И Жора тоже.
00:37:39Но по-другому.
00:37:41Значит, приняли меня в свою лакийскую компанию.
00:37:46А у нас всё лакеи.
00:37:47Только некоторые это тщательно скрывают, а другие просто об этом не догадываются.
00:37:50Ха-ха-ха.
00:37:58Римма Петровна, получен важный...
00:38:03Получен важный государственный касс.
00:38:08Тамара, на завтра давай железную дорогу.
00:38:10Ага.
00:38:11Я отлучусь.
00:38:14Это кольцо?
00:38:15Как тебе нравится.
00:38:17Угу.
00:38:18Западки, западки с убитого любовника.
00:38:20You're welcome.
00:38:22I'm sorry.
00:38:29You're welcome.
00:38:32You're welcome.
00:38:35I'm sorry.
00:38:40You're welcome.
00:39:04You're welcome.
00:39:07Come on.
00:39:13I'll get you a little bit.
00:39:16All the employees, who are not involved in the number 11,
00:39:20should be on the floor of the board.
00:39:24Each of the employees may be able to get in any time.
00:39:28All the days of the weekday are canceled.
00:39:31He who?
00:39:32He's also a lawyer, a lawyer or a lawyer?
00:39:38He's Igor Igorich.
00:39:41Now, now...
00:39:42That's fine.
00:39:43He's gone!
00:39:47It's fine!
00:39:51You're welcome.
00:39:53You're welcome.
00:39:54What do you want to say?
00:39:56I don't want you to be afraid.
00:39:59Let's go ahead.
00:40:01They're going to be afraid.
00:40:02They're going to be afraid.
00:40:07You're going to be the king.
00:40:08What do you want to say?
00:40:10What do you want to say?
00:40:11Well, it would be nice to you.
00:40:15Well, Rima Petrovna,
00:40:17you gave me a good idea.
00:40:20You're wrong.
00:40:24What?
00:40:24Well, that's what I want.
00:40:36I don't want to know.
00:40:37Oh, what's the matter?
00:40:42What's your mind?
00:40:44Well, what's your mind?
00:40:46I'm sorry.
00:40:48I don't want to see you.
00:40:49I don't want to see you.
00:40:51I don't want to know.
00:40:51You don't want to live, you're not going to have any house.
00:40:56Tamar, relax.
00:41:03Rimska Petrovna, Rimska Petrovna,
00:41:05you don't want to go,
00:41:06I will not get this.
00:41:09You want to go?
00:41:10No.
00:41:17You'll need me.
00:41:22What did you think?
00:41:27Go. I want to sleep.
00:41:30You know, I didn't sleep today. Go.
00:41:36Good night.
00:42:05Good night.
00:42:07Good night, Igor Igorich.
00:42:08Good night, Igor Igorich.
00:42:14Это наша новенькая.
00:42:17Ну и как тебя зовут?
00:42:21Её зовут Ася.
00:42:22Хорошее имя. Редко, правда, нынче встречается.
00:42:26Да.
00:42:27Книга есть такая?
00:42:29У Тургенева.
00:42:31А я читал.
00:42:44А теперь, Игорь Игоревич, мой вам сюрприз.
00:43:08Ну, спасибо тебе, Римма.
00:43:12Спасибо, что помнишь мои причуды у Годилла.
00:43:18АПЛОДИСМЕНТЫ
00:43:23Крепкий бульон.
00:43:25Да что с тобой, я не понимаю.
00:43:28Сплошной холестерин.
00:43:30Крепость государства зависит не от этого, как его?
00:43:33Холестерин.
00:43:34Не от холеристина.
00:43:37А от желудка и прямой кишки.
00:43:47АПЛОДИСМЕНТЫ
00:43:53АПЛОДИСМЕНТЫ
00:44:08This coffee is not confirmed.
00:44:09It's a company Hague.
00:44:11It's the best.
00:44:13Leave me.
00:44:15Please.
00:44:18I. E. E. E.
00:44:19I need to know what's going on.
00:44:21What are you doing?
00:44:26What are you doing?
00:44:27I have a deal with her.
00:44:30Can I also leave you?
00:44:32No.
00:44:38You're not.
00:44:42You're like this?
00:44:44I'm from the contest.
00:44:47Yes, that's something you have.
00:44:49You have a deal with me.
00:45:03I know, I. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E.
00:45:11I have a deal with these people.
00:45:12You have a deal with them.
00:45:16You have a deal with them.
00:45:19You have a deal with them.
00:45:21You have a deal with them.
00:45:23Yes.
00:45:24Let's go.
00:45:35Let's go.
00:45:36You're a woman, please.
00:45:39You're a girl.
00:45:43I'm a woman.
00:45:45Can I get you?
00:45:48I play with you.
00:45:50Why?
00:45:51My father worked at a very small station.
00:45:56They called her Naliyka.
00:45:58Naliyka?
00:46:00And she was like, you know?
00:46:02No.
00:46:02I'm not a man.
00:46:04I'm not a man.
00:46:05I'm a man.
00:46:06You're welcome.
00:46:11Yeah.
00:46:14I'm not sure.
00:46:15I'm a man.
00:46:16I'm every day.
00:46:17Every hour.
00:46:21Maybe today?
00:46:2321.00.
00:46:25I'll find you secret, Igor Igorovich.
00:46:27What?
00:46:29I'm not eating.
00:46:33I'll be right back.
00:46:35I can't wait.
00:46:39Well, go.
00:46:40Good.
00:46:41Good.
00:46:44Good.
00:46:48Good.
00:46:51Good.
00:46:53Good.
00:46:55Good.
00:46:58Good.
00:46:59Good.
00:47:01Well, you don't give up.
00:47:05I'm sorry, I've got to go.
00:47:21I came here to rest.
00:47:24I'm tired, I don't know who.
00:47:26You're going to tear me down, you're going to break the car.
00:47:30I'm going to break the car.
00:47:33She's who?
00:47:35She's a service, a person who's here.
00:47:37She's a, I don't know, I'm going to go.
00:47:41They were not going to give up.
00:47:44How not?
00:47:46They were not going to give up.
00:47:57My name is Rima Petrovna. Hello.
00:48:00Come on. I'll tell you.
00:48:23I'll tell you.
00:48:24I'll tell you.
00:48:40I'll tell you.
00:48:41Good morning, Rima Petrovna.
00:48:44I didn't invite you to sit here.
00:48:47Sorry, Rima Petrovna.
00:48:49Now, I'll tell you.
00:48:54Well, I see you now like this.
00:49:00Oh, yeah.
00:49:01And we'll tell you.
00:49:05Well, you're a fool.
00:49:06You're a fool.
00:49:08You're a fool.
00:49:09You're a fool.
00:49:15You're a fool.
00:49:15You're a fool.
00:49:15I love you.
00:49:33I love you, Rima Petrovna.
00:49:34I love you, Rima Petrovna.
00:49:36I won't take care of you.
00:49:38I love you.
00:49:39Good luck.
00:49:40Can I sit down?
00:49:41No.
00:49:42Can I sit down?
00:49:44Sit down.
00:49:48Is it hot?
00:49:51No.
00:49:51How long do you want to sit and wait?
00:49:54How long?
00:49:55I can't wait.
00:49:57Why?
00:49:58You can't wait.
00:49:59No.
00:49:59You can't wait.
00:50:00No.
00:50:06Then take a bottle and take it in.
00:50:09Then take a bottle and take it in.
00:50:09There will be a person.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:13Take a drink.
00:50:16Take a drink.
00:50:18Then take a drink.
00:50:21My thanks.
00:50:23I think.
00:50:24I can't wait.
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:37I can't wait.
00:50:38I can't wait, I'm free.
00:50:43I want to wait.
00:50:45It's okay.
00:50:49If you're not ready, take a drink.
00:50:53It's okay.
00:50:59You don't have to do it, Igor Igor?
00:51:02Anyway, in 21.00 we have a meeting.
00:51:07It's a meeting.
00:51:09Look, it's a meeting!
00:51:10Where?
00:51:11Where?
00:51:11I don't see it!
00:51:12I don't see it!
00:51:12I don't see it!
00:51:13I don't see it!
00:51:13I don't see it!
00:51:14I don't see it!
00:51:14I don't see it!
00:51:23I ain't going to take you on time!
00:51:25I'll be back!
00:51:28I'm going to die!
00:51:31It's not incredible!
00:51:32I'm helping you easily!
00:51:32She's letting you go!
00:51:36I'm okay!
00:51:37You've heard by the other side?
00:51:40Yeah!
00:51:41I took you off of yourrobe, you're gonna find it!
00:51:44Oh!
00:51:45You're welcome!
00:51:47Go ahead!
00:51:47Let's go!
00:51:49You're welcome!
00:52:03It's time for you.
00:52:03Igo, Igo.
00:52:04Yes, yes.
00:52:05Give me your hat.
00:52:07Yes, I'll give you.
00:52:31You have to watch this movie.
00:52:38You can see this movie.
00:52:38So, okay.
00:52:40I will get it here.
00:52:45There's a new hat.
00:52:46Oh, my God.
00:52:51You are the same.
00:52:53You are the same.
00:52:55You are the same.
00:52:56You are the same.
00:53:05Asa.
00:53:06You are the same.
00:53:08You have given it for me.
00:53:12Yes, really.
00:53:13You are the same.
00:53:16You are the same.
00:53:17You are the same.
00:53:19You are the same.
00:53:20You are the same.
00:53:21You are the same.
00:53:23You are the same.
00:53:27Asa, your father is not academic?
00:53:31Not a водопроводчик.
00:53:34I feel you are intelligent.
00:53:39Yes.
00:53:41Yes.
00:53:41There was a instrument.
00:53:45You are the same.
00:53:47I was the same.
00:53:49I was the same.
00:53:50I was the same.
00:53:51I was the same.
00:54:00Good.
00:54:06Asa.
00:54:06Ivoич.
00:54:07Вот инструмент, пожалуйста.
00:54:12Пьянино неожиданно в кустах оказалось.
00:54:15Свободно, ребята.
00:54:23Ну, что ж, попробуем.
00:54:26Давненько не брал я шашек в руки.
00:54:53I think it's May
00:55:02And in the snow I see flowers
00:55:08Why does my heart melt so much?
00:55:15I know and I know you
00:55:24Da la la la la
00:55:27La la la la
00:55:54That's it.
00:56:03What did you say to me?
00:56:05Turgenev.
00:56:06The story of Aya.
00:56:08Are you going to read me?
00:56:12You don't think about me.
00:56:43What did you say to me?
00:56:48You are so happy.
00:56:48You can see me.
00:56:50Yes.
00:56:52I'm so happy.
00:56:54You are so happy.
00:56:54I'm happy.
00:56:57And she's also happy.
00:56:59And her too.
00:57:03All right, I'm going to go.
00:57:05How did she go?
00:57:08You're good for me.
00:57:10I don't want to ruin the evening.
00:57:13Until tomorrow.
00:57:24I'm going to go.
00:57:26I'm going to go.
00:57:29I'm going to go.
00:57:31I'm going to go.
00:57:33I'm going to go.
00:57:34There's a quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:57:37The chef-повар said,
00:57:38that you have yesterday
00:57:39had fantastic carcass.
00:57:42He made them in the same way,
00:57:45and the little bit of a cat
00:57:47had to go.
00:57:48It's a nice day.
00:57:50I'll have to go.
00:57:52It's a nice day.
00:57:55It's a nice day.
00:57:57I'll have to go.
00:58:01I'm going to go.
00:58:04I'll have to go.
00:58:06I'll have to go.
00:58:11You have eyes on your face.
00:58:13It seems like it.
00:58:15You don't care.
00:58:17I'll come soon.
00:58:19My friend.
00:58:23What do I do for you?
00:58:25Nothing. You already did it.
00:58:27You are right.
00:58:29You want to go to the Canars?
00:58:34I don't want to go any of these.
00:58:36You are right.
00:58:42You do?
00:58:43You're right.
00:58:45For me, you're right.
00:58:45You're right.
00:58:46I think we'll do it again.
00:58:56Then you're right.
00:58:58Well, when are you coming?
00:59:01You're right.
00:59:05What is it?
00:59:07Well, all of us are involved.
00:59:12But I'll be back.
00:59:14I'll be back soon.
00:59:16Very soon.
00:59:17Do you say my word?
00:59:21My word is more than the truth.
00:59:30I'll be back soon.
00:59:31Today night, wait.
00:59:32Okay.
00:59:34Go, Alexey.
00:59:37Ivor Ivor, машина подана.
00:59:52When will you wait, Ivor Ivor?
00:59:59See you, Ivor Ivor.
01:00:00See you, Ivor Ivor.
01:00:02Ivor Ivor.
01:00:19You're the one who you are?
01:00:23You're the one who you know?
01:00:25You're the one who you are.
01:00:28You're the one who you are, Rima Petrovna.
01:00:30You're the one who you are.
01:00:35Well, I...
01:00:38...everybody...
01:00:39...mega-pity.
01:00:59...mega-pity.
01:01:04СТУК
01:01:04СТУК
01:01:04СТУК
01:01:06СТУК
01:01:07СТУК
01:01:08СТУК
01:01:09СТУК
01:01:20ВИНОЕВАННЫЕ КОНЕЦ
01:01:26СТУК
01:01:28Well, what do you mean?
01:01:55Well, what do you mean?
01:01:56Дмитрий Петрович, извините за внешний вид.
01:01:58Мне о ней предупредили, только сейчас сообщили из проходной.
01:02:01Ася где?
01:02:02У себя, спит.
01:02:03Веди.
01:02:04Угу.
01:02:20Желаете стучать или войти с сюрпризом?
01:02:25Отпирай.
01:02:43I
01:02:44Igor Iyvich,
01:02:46с приездом.
01:02:48I already promised.
01:02:56Excuse me, Igor. You can't be here. I'm forced to tell you about this.
01:03:04Let's go from here.
01:03:07Especially yesterday I found this.
01:03:13Excuse me, Igor, I'm forced to...
01:03:25...
01:03:31...
01:03:32...
01:03:33...
01:03:45...
01:03:46...
01:03:47...
01:03:47...
01:03:57...
01:04:03...
01:04:04...
01:04:04...
01:04:04...
01:04:04...
01:04:04...
01:04:04...
01:04:15...
01:04:16...
01:04:16...
01:04:21You can see it?
01:04:22You can see it.
01:04:23Thank you, I know, you can put it on you.
01:04:40When the car came out?
01:04:4120 minutes ago.
01:04:42Why so late?
01:04:51Good afternoon.
01:04:52How was the message going?
01:05:01The message going on?
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:02The message of the Chewie's going on?
01:05:02When we were here, we go to the office.
01:05:06I'm going to be doing something good.
01:05:08My choice is to get the most?
01:05:08I'm going to be doing something good.
01:05:11Well, and what would you get from the government? Where is the sole?
01:05:15Please.
01:05:16The people who have asked me to ask me, and you are on the other side.
01:05:19Igor Igorich, I have a request.
01:05:22What?
01:05:22What kind of request?
01:05:23It's a request.
01:05:39That's what it is.
01:05:40Please, Igor.
01:05:41It's very important.
01:05:43And you.
01:05:45You really like me.
01:05:47Even more than that.
01:05:48But my position is not easy.
01:05:54I can't see you.
01:05:55I can't see you.
01:05:56I've got a movie.
01:05:56I only want to go on my way.
01:05:58Really, be true.
01:06:00I can't see you.
01:06:05I've got a movie.
01:06:08I'll be more like...
01:06:11I am sure.
01:06:11Well, if you're interested in it.
01:06:18It's a movie.
01:06:18I know you are a friend.
01:06:19You think you don't stop
01:06:20and they will know their friends.
01:06:21This is a beautiful story.
01:06:23It's a dirty story.
01:06:25Oh, that's a big thing.
01:06:28They are already in the open room.
01:06:31So, the money is worth your cash.
01:06:34Wait.
01:06:36Let's see the cassette.
01:06:37Let's go.
01:06:55Богатые тоже плачут.
01:07:01Промотаем.
01:07:08Опять богатые.
01:07:10Но это я уже видел.
01:07:11Ты что, разыгрываешь меня?
01:07:12Конечно.
01:07:15Игорь, Игорь.
01:07:16Неужели вы подумали, что я в самом деле могла?
01:07:22Попугать решила.
01:07:23Я думала, вы и сами догадаетесь,
01:07:25почему я всю эту историю с кассетой затеяла.
01:07:28Вот уедете вы,
01:07:29кто другой приедет со мной расслабиться.
01:07:32Запрещаю.
01:07:34Римма Петровна меня все равно заставит.
01:07:35А ты откажись.
01:07:37Она уволит меня в два счета,
01:07:38так что выход один.
01:07:45Ты любишь меня?
01:07:49А то как же.
01:07:51Вот только вы поразвлекаете со мной,
01:07:53бросите меня.
01:07:57Таких, как ты, не бросают.
01:08:01Иду.
01:08:05Греть.
01:08:16Греть.
01:08:22ТРЕВОЖНАЯ МУЗЫКА
01:08:30Греть.
01:08:31Назадим.
01:08:31Эта трубка может быть.
01:08:32Греть.
01:08:34Греть.
01:08:34Эта труба.
01:08:34Греть.
01:08:34Назадим.
01:08:38I have to find you everywhere, and you are where you are.
01:08:43I'm sorry.
01:08:45What about you?
01:08:47You asked me, but I couldn't take you with other people.
01:08:51What do you mean?
01:08:54I asked you.
01:08:58I asked you.
01:08:59I asked you.
01:09:00I asked you, to watch or watch, like I was with Igor Igorovich.
01:09:07You're a fool.
01:09:09You're a fool.
01:09:11I asked you to write a good movie.
01:09:15What?
01:09:16I never forgive you.
01:09:22You're a fool.
01:09:23You're a fool.
01:09:29You're never mind.
01:09:31You're a fool.
01:09:35You're a fool when you come.
01:09:36You're a fool You're a fool.
01:09:45You're a fool.
01:09:58Use yourồng if you drink tea or something else.
01:09:59Thank you so much for me.
01:10:07He, of course, doesn't go away from me, but it will take him to the new ones.
01:10:15You got a premium?
01:10:17What?
01:10:19For what?
01:10:23What premium?
01:10:26It's a premium.
01:10:27I wrote a TV Philips with a stereo sound.
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:56What's your deal?
01:10:58Rima Petrovna, me bad.
01:11:01Oh, my God.
01:11:05Doctor, go to me in the hospital.
01:11:17What happened?
01:11:49Good morning.
01:11:51Good morning.
01:11:52Good morning.
01:11:58Good morning.
01:12:00Good morning.
01:12:02Good morning.
01:12:17That's right.
01:12:19Good morning.
01:12:20Good morning.
01:12:22It's been an end, I've never heard of it.
01:12:44It's possible to decide, what to do and where to prepare.
01:12:46I want to listen to the opinion of the people,
01:12:53Please call the collective.
01:13:11I love my opinion of the collective.
01:13:14I would like to say all of my roles as director.
01:13:19Rima Petrovna is popular.
01:13:22If you don't take me, I will leave you.
01:13:27You!
01:13:29Rima Petrovna is a woman.
01:13:32She's a woman. I'm for her.
01:13:35I'm for her.
01:13:36I'm for Rima Petrovna.
01:13:38She's a woman.
01:13:42Rima Petrovna is a woman.
01:13:44She's a woman.
01:13:47Montana's wife, she's a woman.
01:13:50Well, this is the plsis that Mutter does not change.
01:13:53She's a woman.
01:13:58She will disce Lauren.
01:14:01Well, that's it. I'm also going to say that.
01:14:05Rima Petrovna is a great leader.
01:14:07We have more than that.
01:14:10The question, I think, is clear.
01:14:12But we need to vote.
01:14:15Secretary.
01:14:16Yes, Ms. Artyomovna.
01:14:18You can vote for the vote.
01:14:20And let's see if you all were personally.
01:14:23Okay, Ms. Artyomovna.
01:14:25Who's in charge of the vote?
01:14:31Who's in charge?
01:14:33Who's in charge?
01:15:01Who is against?
01:15:04I.
01:15:11Thank you for your trust.
01:15:28Secretary.
01:15:29Yes, A.
01:15:31Write the rule number one.
01:15:35Primer to TV Phillips.
01:15:39Who, A.
01:15:41How who?
01:15:42Tamara.
01:15:45For justice and justice.
01:15:48All free.
01:15:56What?
01:16:15Подпишите, пожалуйста, приказ номер один, Ася Артемовна.
01:16:17Вот здесь.
01:16:26Спасибо.
01:16:29Как вы считаете, с чего мне начать?
01:16:31Все новые начальники начинают с того, что облагораживают вид своего кабинета.
01:16:36Да, мне не нравится его вид.
01:16:38Мне стул не нравится.
01:16:40Поменяем.
01:16:41Стол не нравится.
01:16:43Поменяем.
01:16:44Светильники.
01:16:45Поменяем.
01:16:45Шторы.
01:16:46Тоже поменяем.
01:16:48Что все время поменяем, да поменяем.
01:16:50А если мне секретарь не нравится, поменяем?
01:16:55Поменяем.
01:16:55А секретаря поменять Ася Артемовна вы не можете.
01:16:59Потому что это не вашей компетенции.
01:17:03За вас я проголосовал лишь только потому, что привык подчиняться приказам.
01:17:13Вашу руку.
01:17:25Ваши пусть...
01:17:27Тихо...

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