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00:00No, Brett, she won't see you. She's devastated.
00:04She's just sitting on that fatigue, been there for days.
00:06She won't speak, she won't do anything.
00:09She's still eating, of course.
00:11What's the story, Brett?
00:13She's like, I can't remember.
00:15I was at the pub, I was drunk.
00:18Some must have spiked my drink because I was completely out of it.
00:20And then I woke up with these two girls, Kylie and Jenny Bolton.
00:24Oh, that's terrible.
00:26Why did you do it?
00:28You're a fool.
00:29Why did you tell Kim you didn't need to?
00:31You let the bit out about being in bed with them completely naked.
00:34It doesn't mean anything happened.
00:36Oh, as if, Brett, I'm not as stupid as I look.
00:39I'm sure nothing happened, Kim, but if anything did, it was an accident.
00:42Oh, so you accidentally rooted Kylie Bolton?
00:45And her sister, Danny, but I can't remember.
00:47You're pathetic, Brett.
00:49Take his word for it, Kim.
00:50Men don't lie about these sort of things.
00:53Anyway, you said our marriage was over.
00:55It's all your fault.
00:56Oh, and that makes what you've done all right.
00:58Well, you've got a pretty stuff, you morality, Brett.
01:01Yes, all right.
01:02Hello.
01:02Yes, we're fine.
01:03Get back inside, please, Kim, and shut the door.
01:08Sorry, Mr. D.
01:08Oh, it's all right, Brett.
01:09I'm on your side.
01:10Go on, Keith.
01:11Go on.
01:11Yes, hello.
01:12Bye-bye.
01:29Idea for sausage.
01:32Honey, lamb, and couscous.
01:39No, strike that.
01:43No.
01:44No way.
01:47Shut up.
01:48You are.
01:49Why should I?
01:51I'll get stuck.
01:53Kim, you shouldn't speak to Brett like that.
01:56It wasn't Brett.
01:57It was work.
01:59I'm not going into the call centre today.
02:02I think that's wise.
02:03You haven't been in all week, Kim.
02:04You've just sat on my fatigue like a stunned mullet.
02:07In case you hadn't noticed I'm an emotional wreck at the moment, my husband has been having
02:11it off not with one, but two third parties.
02:14Well, I don't want you hanging around getting under my hair all day.
02:17I am frantic at the moment.
02:18It's only two months till the wedding.
02:19Not a lot of time.
02:20Your bloody wedding.
02:21You know, the world does not evolve around your bloody wedding, Mum.
02:25Kim, can you realise what I have to get done today?
02:27I have to book the pumpkin scale coach.
02:29I have to order the chisophila for my headpiece and the baby.
02:32Bring rent a crown.
02:33Oh, if you're lip, Kim.
02:35And I am getting no help from Kel.
02:37He's flat out designing his commemorative sausage.
02:40His what?
02:41Kel is putting all his gourmet butchering skills to the test by trying to invent the perfect
02:45sausage combination in honour of our canubials.
02:48I think it's a very nice idea, actually.
02:50I reckon you should just elope.
02:51Be a lot cheaper and easier for everyone.
02:53Just elope.
02:54I can't elope, Kim.
02:56Not at this late stage.
02:58That reminds me.
02:59Fruit diet.
03:00Oh, give it a bone, Mum.
03:02Kim loves to make a mountain out of a molehill.
03:05In this case, there are two moles, Kylie and Danny Bolton.
03:08I know the pair of them.
03:10Pieces of works, both of them.
03:12But to give them their due, they are go-getters, the pair of them.
03:16I'm like Chuckles over there.
03:18I hate to say it, but my daughter Kim must be the laziest girl in Fountain Lakes.
03:22And then there's Sharon.
03:24Oh, Sharon.
03:25Very unlucky in love.
03:26But she has her sport, which is a boon for Sharon.
03:44No way!
03:46No, you expect me to be there for you 100% of the time.
03:51Well, I can't do that.
03:52Oh, well, you'll never find anyone as good as me.
03:55Or you are.
03:59Poor Brett.
04:00It wasn't Brett, it was work again.
04:04They sacked me.
04:05Can you believe that with my people skills?
04:07Oh, Kim, that's bad news.
04:10Couldn't they at least have retrenched you?
04:12Then you could have taken a package.
04:14I already did that.
04:15That's why they sacked me.
04:17I couldn't give a fat rat's about my job at the call centre.
04:20It was really high stress.
04:21You know, the amount of abuse on the phone that I dished out really took its toll.
04:27That's the Brett.
04:28You know, it doesn't surprise me.
04:30He's a real pants man.
04:32And Kylie and Danny Bolton were just mothed to the flame.
04:34You know, they were trapped in his fly.
04:36Can I help you?
04:37No, thank you.
04:41Okay, clear the next girls.
04:42Kel is about to create.
04:45Okay, Cass, move it right back.
04:46Thanks.
04:46You're going to need as much room as possible.
04:48Okay, I'm going to need a pastry sheet and a double boiler.
04:51Chop, chop straight away, thank you.
04:52All right, you're not the first person in the world to invent a sausage, you know, Kel.
04:56Can we get right out of the kitchen, please, girls?
04:58We're going to need all this space.
05:01All right.
05:03All right.
05:05I'm going to love it.
05:09I want to love it.
05:11I want to love it.
05:18Hey, Cass.
05:20Carl.
05:21Sweet.
05:22Sweet.
05:23Fuck you, matey.
05:23Hey, don't do that to me, Kel.
05:25You know, I can't resist getting a coosie lid.
05:28Kill it, Kel.
05:29Yeah, try this.
05:30It's braised offal and fennel.
05:33Kel, look, I'm really stressed here.
05:35What, with Kim's just lost another job and I've got the wedding to organise.
05:39Why don't you let Dr. Kel work his magic, come on.
05:42Oh, not with your sausage-y fingers, please.
05:45Just taste it.
05:45Oh, look.
05:54Yeah, back to the drawing board.
06:09Yeah, I need some more sausage casings and I might have a bit of a browse around Celery Mate.
06:14Yeah, sweet.
06:15Oh, sorry, Kel, Dol.
06:18A million miles away.
06:19No, you know, I don't mind you using my kitchen for your sausage, but do you think you could tidy
06:23up?
06:24Chef, please clean up.
06:26Well, I say, I'm feeling a bit invaded at the moment, Kel.
06:29I mean, you've taken over my kitchen and Kim's more but conquered my couch.
06:33I'm finding I have to come to Fountain Gate just to get a bit of P&Q.
06:35It's ridiculous.
06:36Oh, sorry, sweetheart.
06:37I didn't realise.
06:38It's not you, Joel.
06:39It's Kim.
06:40She's really getting up my goat at the moment.
06:43And I'm thinking, you know, if she doesn't get a job soon, I'll get back with Brett.
06:47She's going to get up your goat too.
06:49Yeah.
06:49You know, I'm really scared.
06:51She needs to get out more, maybe.
06:53Probably a craft or something.
06:55Good thinking, Batman.
06:56Yeah, she could do a taste course in papier-mâché or décolletage.
07:01Ooh-la-la.
07:02Oh, I love it.
07:03No, Kel, ooh-la-la, the shop.
07:05Oh.
07:06I might go down there and check out some ideas for my accessories for the wedding.
07:10Right.
07:11Do you think we could have a chino in ten and brainstorm, Kim?
07:15I'd love to.
07:16I'll see you then.
07:20Kim, look, I've just been down at Fountain Gate and I've picked up this really good guff on all these
07:25courses you can do down at Tate.
07:27Remember how you were going to do a cake decorating course at one stage?
07:30Weakest link repeats on.
07:32No, look, this is serious, Kim.
07:33You know, you've lost your job.
07:35You're not talking to Brett.
07:36Can you tell us the television, please?
07:38Now, for God's sake, do something youthful like witchcraft and sorcery.
07:43What?
07:44Oh, there's so many interesting things here.
07:46There's aromatherapy, desktop publishing, Ikebana and lead lighting together.
07:52Hi, Mrs. D.
07:53Hi, Sharon.
07:54How are you?
07:55Gee, you look a bit tired, love.
07:57Yeah, I've been on the blower all morning, Mrs. D.
07:59Trying to get the team together.
08:00It's a grand final this Saturday and if we don't get a full team, the sapphires are going to be
08:04disqualified.
08:05Oh, that's terrible.
08:07Sharon?
08:08What morning?
08:08Clowning?
08:09Body piercing?
08:10Hi, hi.
08:10It's Sharon here.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Look, are you going to be able to play this Saturday?
08:16Rather give birth to a chair.
08:17Right.
08:18Okay.
08:19Alrighty.
08:20Bye-bye.
08:23Well, you know, I guess that's it.
08:25At the end of an era, really.
08:27You know, three generations of netball.
08:29Me, my mother, my mother's mother, my aunties are all sapphires.
08:34I just need one more girl.
08:38Oh, Kim.
08:39Kim!
08:40What about you?
08:41Oh, you would be a natural at netball at what I could teach you the rules.
08:46And what's in it to me?
08:48Well, it would be fun and I'm desperate.
08:51Neal interest, Sharon.
08:53Mrs. D.
08:54What about you, Mrs. D?
08:56You're super fit.
08:57Oh, no way, Sharon.
08:58No way, Jose.
09:00Nah, sorry.
09:02Fine.
09:04Well, you know, I guess it doesn't really matter.
09:07You know, three generations.
09:09Poof, gone.
09:10It's only a game, you know.
09:12Just get over it, Sharon.
09:13You know, perspective.
09:15You know, it's not like anyone's life depends on it, you know.
09:18It's not like my life depends on it.
09:20It's not like, for the only reason I get up in the morning,
09:26I think I might have a little lie down.
09:30Oh, well, boring.
09:32I'm going to Fountain Gate.
09:34Oh, you're going to go and see Britt and apologise, are you, Kim?
09:37No, I'm not, Mum.
09:39I'm going to get my nails refilled.
09:41I'm not going to see Britt.
09:43All right, calm down, Conan.
09:46Oh, Sharon.
10:13Sorry, excuse me, sorry.
10:15All right, thanks. Excuse me.
10:16Come on, give me the car.
10:19Kim, wait, Kim!
10:20You bastard, Rick. Kylie and Danny Bolton, how could you?
10:23Kim? They were buying a computer.
10:25I had to serve them.
10:26I'd just like to serve them on Friday night.
10:28Don't be crude, Kim. Doesn't suit you.
10:32Kim, I was pissed!
10:34Can't you just forget about it?
10:35I have!
10:48Have another potato wen, Kim.
10:50Yeah, I don't think those strict genins are quite strict enough.
10:54Your husband's just been showing us his hard drive.
10:56Oh, what's the matter, Kimmy?
10:58Cat got your tongue?
10:59Or a just too busy suck in a cave?
11:07My bloody wenkers!
11:12Bloody bolton bitches!
11:16Who?
11:17Kylie and Danny Bolton.
11:19Oh, yeah. They're cheaters.
11:21Yeah, I know. With my husband.
11:24Oh, no, no, I mean they're in the cheaters team.
11:26We're playing them this Saturday.
11:28Well, we're going to be playing them this Saturday.
11:31Sharon, is that ball a contact sport?
11:36It can be.
11:39All right, one more time. Okay.
11:41Oh, Sharon, I can't. My nails!
11:44Yes, I can't, Kim.
11:46What's going on?
11:48Oh, don't tell me, Kim. You've joined the team.
11:51Oh, how did you know, Mrs. D?
11:53Oh, I could feel it in me waters.
11:55Oh, Kim, I'm so pleased.
11:57All righty, Kimmy. One more time, all right?
12:01Don't worry. I'll get it.
12:25Come in if you're good looking.
12:28Oh, there you are. Why the long face?
12:31Oh, I just can't crack it. I've tried everything.
12:33Veal and camembert, chorizo and mint.
12:36I just can't seem to find the perfect combination
12:38that says calf and cow.
12:41What about pork and dill?
12:43I'm obsessed with it. It's not healthy.
12:45I've never seen you anymore.
12:48Here's some good news.
12:52Look at it. It's off Mr. T and out of the house.
12:56I like what I see.
12:58Come here, you.
12:59Oh, cool.
13:01Oh.
13:05Oh, cool. My divorce.
13:11Give me S. Give me an A. Give me a P-P-H.
13:14Give me an I. Give me an R. Give me an E.
13:16What does it spell?
13:18Piss off, Sharon.
13:20Oh, Kimmy. Come on, Kim.
13:21Look at the big day. Today's the big day.
13:24Kim. You've got to get up, Kimmy.
13:27Kim, come on.
13:28That's a girl. See you downstairs in five.
13:32Kim.
13:33Come on, Kim.
13:35How's it better? I'll make you some breath here, eh?
13:36How's it better put the kettle on, alright?
13:38Come on, Kimmy. That a girl.
13:40Hey, sapphires, sapphires, don't put it down.
13:44Sapphires, sapphires, jubbles in the crowd.
13:48Oh, Sharon.
14:13You don't know everything about me, Breeze. I'm a very good netballer, actually.
14:17I'm a full forward.
14:20They do so.
14:21No, I don't want you to come and watch.
14:23I don't want you to come.
14:25Brad!
14:28Now, Kim.
14:29What are your legs?
14:31Apart from Harry.
14:31Shut up. Legs.
14:33No, Kim.
14:35Legs aren't legs, remember.
14:36They are steel springs.
14:38And what are you using them for?
14:40Kicking Kylie Bolton.
14:42And what else?
14:43Kicking Danny Bolton.
14:45Kim.
14:45Now, come on.
14:46You know, just because sport is an officially sanctioned outlet for sledging racial abuse and violent urges,
14:51that is no reason to disrespect the game, alright?
14:53Now, have you read your rule book?
14:57No?
14:57Oh, Kim, we're on in three hours.
15:00How hard could it be to throw a bloody ball for a bloody hoop?
15:03Growing people train their whole lives just for the chance to throw a ball through a whole wheel?
15:08Those grand people are stupid, Sharon.
15:10I've got enough of this.
15:11Time out, ladies.
15:12Time out, please.
15:14Now, Kim, have some tang, please, to keep your fluids up.
15:17We've got a lot of work to do.
15:19Well, Mrs D, look at you.
15:20Sharon, you need help.
15:22Kim, I want you out in the marina right now.
15:23We're going down the court for a pre-game workout.
15:25Come on, Mum.
15:26What's got into you?
15:27Come on.
15:27We've got to work on your abs, your glutes, your dorks and your clacks.
15:30Now, come on.
15:34Oh, good, Sharon.
15:35Come on.
15:36Oh, there's your gear squad.
15:38Hi, Brett.
15:39It's there, Kim.
15:40Brett, what are you doing here?
15:41I told you not to come.
15:42You're going to put me off.
15:43Kim, I had to.
15:44I had to see.
15:45I couldn't miss it.
15:46Thank you, Brett.
15:47Yeah, you're playing sports.
15:48It's classic.
15:49Oh, yeah.
15:50Well, I happen to know exactly what I'm doing.
15:51Look at this.
15:52Kim, Kim, come on.
15:54All right, good.
15:54Kim, keep your fluids up, please.
15:56Just focus.
15:56Give me that ball.
15:57So, Ng, I want you to move up through the seat of Vassily.
16:02Shelly, I want you here and here, sticking to the Bolton twins, through the goal circle,
16:05Vassily, okay?
16:06So, is that clear to everyone?
16:08Great.
16:09Okay.
16:10All righty, girls.
16:11It's time.
16:12It's time.
16:13Here's the one.
16:17Go, girls.
16:19Kill them.
16:19Where's Kim?
16:20Kimmy?
16:20Have you got it on?
16:26It looks nicer.
16:28It does.
16:30Listen.
16:30There's a huge crowd out there, Kim, just waiting for you.
16:34I can't go out there.
16:35I can't stand next to the Bolton twins looking like this.
16:38Brett's out there.
16:39What's he gonna think?
16:40I don't even know the rules.
16:41I don't know how to play them.
16:42Go, women!
16:43You think I'll play them?
16:44Go, women!
16:45Go!
16:47Kimmy, Kim.
16:48Now you listen to me, Kimberly Day.
16:50And you listen very carefully.
16:52Because what I'm about to say to you is very important.
16:56Oh, baby!
16:57There's so many people!
16:58Oh, look at everyone!
16:59He flew us.
17:00You can do it.
17:00Come on, Kimberly.
17:01Out, out.
17:03Come on.
17:03It's your knee!
17:04It's your knee!
17:04It's your knee!
17:05It's your knee!
17:07It's your knee!
17:08It's your knee!
17:10Anyone?
17:10It's your knee!
17:11It's your knee!
17:12Go!
17:13It's your knee!
17:14Pick it up!
17:15Pick it up!
17:16Oh, you're playing like a bunch of girls!
17:18Go!
17:18Come on!
17:22It's your knee!
17:23It's your knee!
17:24It's your knee!
17:25It's your knee!
17:28It's your knee!
17:29What?
17:32Kimmy!
17:32If you need!
17:33What?
17:34Stepping!
17:34Free bar!
17:35What?
17:35Foul, Kim!
17:36I am not foul!
17:38They are!
17:40Foul!
17:41I am not foul!
17:41They are!
17:42Foul!
17:46Idea for sausage.
17:48I am not foul!
17:49It's your knee!
17:50It's your knee!
17:51It's your knee!
17:52Oh!
17:53Oh!
17:54Good girl!
17:55Kim!
17:55Kim!
17:56Kimmy!
17:57Kimmy!
17:58Kimmy!
17:58Look at me!
17:59Look at me!
17:59Look at me!
18:01I've got one word to say to you, Kim!
18:05Don't cut!
18:06Hi!
18:07Thank you!
18:11Karen!
18:13You've got to concentrate a bit more, please!
18:15I am concentrating!
18:15Have a fluid!
18:16Keep your fluid done!
18:17Come on, if you need them!
18:18The back of the toilet five times!
18:19What are fluids going to do?
18:21Yeah, they're going to hit!
18:22Heaps around thing at the top of the pile!
18:25Brett must be loving you in that outfit!
18:29I can't go back out there again!
18:31It's humiliating!
18:32Is that a problem?
18:34Sharon?
18:35I quit!
18:36You can't!
18:37Never say can't, Sharon!
18:39Sharon's right, Kim!
18:40You can't quit now!
18:41You've got to finish what you start!
18:42Kimmy!
18:43You are not a quitter, Kim!
18:45Ask anybody!
18:46Ask your ex husband!
18:47I can't believe it!
18:49That's it!
18:50End of an era!
18:52Game over!
18:54No, Karen!
18:56I can't believe it!
18:56I can't let you do it!
18:57No, I can't see you suffer!
18:59Come on, find me a bib!
19:00What?
19:00Come on!
19:00Come on, girls!
19:01I used to be quite a misty little neck baller!
19:03Yep!
19:04Come on, girls!
19:05Get up!
19:05Come on, we're going to win!
19:06Come on, Sapphires!
19:07Go, go, go!
19:12Come on!
19:13Yeah!
19:27Get up!
19:28Get up!
19:29Get up!
19:29Get up!
19:30Get up!
19:30Get up!
19:55Can I get here?
19:56No.
19:58Get up!
19:59You put a hole bag in the uniform!
20:06Can I get up?
20:09Oh, it's a duck!
20:10Hi!
20:11Come on!
20:13It's time!
20:14Can we get up?
20:15Come on, Mrs. B, you can do it!
20:17Come on!
20:18Come on!
20:21Come on!
20:23No!
20:24No!
20:24No!
20:48I don't know what it is, Brett, but ever since you had it off at the Boltons, you're about
20:5240, about 50% better looking.
20:56A bit chick-manger, I guess.
20:58You two are a fan.
21:00Neither of you can get it in the heat.
21:01What does she mean by that, Brett?
21:02I don't know.
21:03He's a dud, Brett.
21:05Yeah, right.
21:07So long, Kim.
21:08Yes, he is.
21:09But he's my dud, Brett, so keep your greasy mitts off.
21:16A piss-off, Brett.
21:21Yes, this is me at the opening of the AIS with the Minister, Mrs. Roz Kelly.
21:25Oh, wow.
21:26Which one's here, Mrs. Dee?
21:28Just there in the crowd behind the mammoth beard.
21:30Oh, I had no idea, Mrs. Dee.
21:33Oh, Sharon, I played a lot of netball.
21:36I could have been a contender.
21:37You know, join the Aussie team, fly all around the world, etc, etc, etc.
21:41But no, no regrets.
21:44I've got my beautiful daughter.
21:45Who?
21:46Kim?
21:47Wrap your laughing year around the world.
21:49Oh, look at this.
21:51Oh, Kim.
21:52I'm ravaging.
21:53Great.
21:55Thanks, Kim.
21:55Oh, oh, look, this sausage is foul.
22:00Exactly, Kim.
22:00Chicken, bok choy and pine nuts.
22:03I've been thinking red meat, but think outside the box, Kath, and look what you get.
22:08Oh, Kim, your commemorative wedding sausage is an absolute winner.
22:12Oh, and so are you, Mrs. Dee.
22:14Three cheers to the champ.
22:16Yep, yep, yep, yep.
22:17Hello.
22:18What about me?
22:19What about you, Kim?
22:20If I hadn't selflessly deserted the team at half time, you wouldn't have won.
22:24Oh, you?
22:25No, no, Sharon, Kim's right.
22:27And I think with a little bit more training, she's going to be a beautiful little player.
22:31Now, I'm very proud of Kim.
22:34Do you want a salad?
22:35Hello?
22:37Oh, now you feel guilty.
22:39Well, you're a dickhead.
22:41What, weren't you?
22:42That's right.
22:43Maybe.
22:44I'll think about it.
22:46All right.
22:49Poor Brett.
22:50No, it wasn't Brett.
22:51It was work.
22:52They want the people skills back.
22:55Is there anything else to eat?
22:58I'd kill for a bit of sun, I tell you.
23:09It's trying to break through.
23:11Oh, listen to this, Mum.
23:12He stood to attention, his sword erect, ready to take his punishment.
23:15He was a throbbing member of an exclusive club.
23:18The Lord laughed as he thought of the noble knights of Rogering.
23:21Oh, gee, that sounds great.
23:22Yeah, it's the new Geoffrey action.
23:23All right, what happens in the end?
23:25I don't know, I haven't started it yet.
23:26It's just Geoffrey's biog in the front.
23:27Oh, he sounds nice.
23:28Doesn't he?
23:29Yeah, I like the sound of him.
23:30Always have.
23:31Decent.