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00:01That feels really nice.
00:05What do you call that?
00:07Shiatsu.
00:08Language please Kel.
00:10Actually before I forget, down at Fountain Gate at the moment they have a really good deal on big screen
00:15TVs.
00:16Yeah, you buy an 80 inch telly and they'll throw in for absolutely nothing a bodyguard DVD.
00:22That's a very good job, that Kevin Costner.
00:25Oh yeah, gorgeous.
00:26He'll give your groin a bit of a stretch.
00:28Alright.
00:31Oh, that's perfect.
00:33Hello?
00:34Revolving?
00:36Oh, Kim, I think it's nice about your mum and Kel.
00:39Don't you think it's nice that she's got a boyfriend?
00:41Or are they de facto?
00:43De facto, night facto.
00:44The fact that they're factoing it all, I find repulsive in the extreme.
00:48I thought we were talking about my marriage breakdown.
00:51Okay, come on. Talk to me.
00:53Tell Sharon all about it. Come on, talk to the youth because the hand ain't listening.
00:56No, Sharon. The more I think about it, the more I've convinced myself Brett's having an affair.
01:01That black-laced teddy's got me really churned up inside.
01:04Then he can know for sure.
01:06Well, maybe you could stalk him.
01:08No, Sharon.
01:10He can't know that I need to know.
01:12Well, I could do it for you, you know, follow him around and go through his rubbish.
01:17That's not such a stupid idea, you know.
01:20Yeah, yeah, you do it.
01:21You do it because I can't, because I don't want to look desperate.
01:24What's wrong with looking desperate?
01:34You couldn't ask for a better friend than Sharon.
01:37She's one of those people who makes you feel better just being around.
01:40You know, by comparison.
02:07Where is she? Can you see her?
02:09It's all right, Kel. She's glued to the weakest link.
02:13Anyway, Kath, there was something that I wanted to ask you.
02:18Yes, Kel?
02:19You know you rock my world, Kath Day.
02:22Ditto twofold, Kel Knight.
02:25And in light of that, how would you like to turn day into night?
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:35Oh!
02:36Oh!
02:37Em!
02:39Oh, sorry, doll.
02:43What was it you can ask me?
02:46Don't worry about it.
02:48No, it's all right.
02:49What was it about the Kel and Knight and the Cat Day?
02:52No, there was nothing.
02:56I could kill Kim.
02:58I mean, we're all on top of each other at the moment.
03:00It's like big brother around here.
03:01Would somebody please ring and evict Kim from the house?
03:05It's a bloody disaster.
03:16Just unpacked everything.
03:17I've got my room looking really nice.
03:19I'm just putting the rest of your stupid pump stuff in the good room.
03:22Mmm!
03:24Something smells good, and I'm not talking about that tuna pie.
03:27Oh, hi, strange.
03:28Where have you been hiding?
03:30Oh, I thought I should do it for a while, let you and Kim sort a few things out.
03:33But I've got to say, those shoulder pads are doing things to me.
03:37How do you think I feel, you great hunk of spunk?
03:40I don't know, I just can't seem to relax while Kim's here.
03:42She makes me feel like it's wrong, that it's sort of dirty or something.
03:45What is wrong with two very attractive middle-aged people wanting to go for it like rabbits?
03:50All I can say is I'm one hell of a frustrated individual, right?
03:53Well, I'm champing in the bit myself, Kel, but, you know, Kim is my daughter,
03:58and whether I like it or not, she's a big fat reality that I have to deal with.
04:02All right, I hear you.
04:04I'm in the way, I'll get out of your hair for a bit.
04:06Oh, no, Kel, you don't have to do that.
04:08No, it doesn't matter.
04:08It's probably for the best.
04:09I've got some thinking to do anyway.
04:11Oh, no.
04:12Kel?
04:14Kel?
04:15We're still on for tonight, aren't we, at Fountain Gate?
04:20Hi, Mrs. D.
04:21Oh, hi, Sharon, love.
04:22Hey, you look a bit tired.
04:23Look like you've been beating the candle at both ends of the spectrum.
04:26Yeah, I've been stalking Brett for Kim.
04:29Sharon, what are you doing here?
04:30You're meant to be watching Brett.
04:31Well, I just wanted to get some tea, can you?
04:33I don't need anything to eat for 12 hours.
04:35My blood sugar's just...
04:36Oh, it's the same old story, isn't it?
04:37You want to stalk someone?
04:38You may as well do it yourself.
04:40Well, why don't you stalk Brett yourself, Kim?
04:42Get you out from under killing my hair.
04:45So, what's he been up to?
04:46Well, he's been coming and going a lot, and, um, you know, don't get angry, Kim, but
04:51there was a girl.
04:53Who?
04:54I don't know.
04:55Well, what's she look like?
04:56I don't know.
04:58What do you mean you don't know?
04:59Well, you know my good eye's been bad ever since I copped a fly ball in the face of baseball
05:03that time.
05:04Well, think!
05:05Well, Kim, I actually think she looked a lot like you.
05:10Only she had short hair.
05:12I think it might have been brown.
05:13Oh, my God.
05:15Well, where did they go?
05:17What did they do?
05:17I don't know.
05:19I didn't see.
05:20But, Kim, I think she was wearing the black lace teddy.
05:24Are you sure?
05:26I don't know.
05:33Who is it?
05:34That's what I want to know.
05:37I don't believe it of Brett, Kim.
05:39Mum!
05:40Sharon saw Brett kissing a girl with her very own eye.
05:43I just think you should stop your nonsense and go back to it.
05:46Trust you, just pick up for him.
05:49Look at this.
05:50How could he?
05:50Our marriage only two months ago.
05:53Yeah, it was a beautiful wedding.
05:54I only hope one day I'll get to be as beautiful a bride as you were, Kim.
05:58Thank you, Mum.
05:59Maybe not quite as large.
06:01Evidently, our marriage meant nothing to him.
06:03Nothing.
06:04Well, you still have your video and that's your memories, Kim.
06:07That's important.
06:08That's it.
06:09That's it!
06:10I've got it!
06:11Sharon, wake up!
06:12I'm going to prove it to you, Mum.
06:14Sharon, I want you to get Mum's video camera
06:15and secretly film Brett.
06:17And we'll see who this bitch is.
06:18Mum!
06:19Where's your video camera?
06:21Oh, I'll get it.
06:22It's in the bedroom on the tripod.
06:24I've got to get that tape out.
06:52It's after seven and Kel's not here.
06:54I'm very worried about Kel and I, actually.
06:57Oh, that's reasonable.
06:59Pretty Woman and Runaway Ride DVDs, $11.99.
07:02Attention shoppers.
07:04Would that boxy blonde in the stretched denim,
07:06please put down the bodyguard DVD
07:08and make her way to the centre of the store.
07:19Kathleen, Darlene Day.
07:22No!
07:23Hush!
07:24Those sweet lips of yours.
07:26There is something I want to say and I want the whole hi-fi department to hear it.
07:38Oh, Kel.
07:40Kel.
07:41Where are you?
07:43Kel.
07:51Yes.
07:53I say yes.
07:55Lock it in, Eddie.
07:57Yes.
08:04Oh!
08:05Oh!
08:06Oh!
08:07Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:12Kimmy!
08:14Kim!
08:16What are you getting in your cooking?
08:18Oh, it's too messy in there.
08:19Did you see him?
08:19Was it with her?
08:20Yeah.
08:20Give me the camera.
08:22Oh, Kim.
08:23There's been a bit of a mistake.
08:25It's really not very good quality, Kim.
08:27Never mind the quality.
08:28Sharon.
08:28I don't care about that.
08:38Hey, Sharon!
08:41What are you doing?
08:42Nothing!
08:44What are you doing, Sharon?
08:45You idiot!
08:46Hey, Sharon, I've got someone I want you to meet.
08:48Hey, babe!
08:50That's really all there is, Kim.
08:51I'll turn it off.
08:52No, don't, Sharon.
08:53I'll be alright.
08:55So this is the girl you say looks exactly like me?
08:57Hi, pretty.
08:58Beautiful, isn't it?
08:59Oh!
09:00Yeah.
09:00George!
09:01Oh, it's not too lonely.
09:02That's not quite in the right.
09:04He's pretty feels that boy.
09:05Don't just kill you.
09:05It's a dog, Sharon.
09:07What's your name?
09:08You bloody idiot.
09:09I know, Kim, but it's a very big dog.
09:12You know, all those ain't good.
09:14What are you just doing?
09:15Dwell on the bright side.
09:16At least, Freddie isn't having an affair.
09:18Yeah, good.
09:19I'll turn it off, Kim.
09:20No way.
09:20What's this?
09:21She's huge at the moment.
09:23Really stacked all the way.
09:24Especially with her thighs and that.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, if that isn't a pop calling to kill that.
09:28Oh, alright.
09:28Oh, Kim, I didn't say that.
09:30The camera must have just heard me.
09:32Oh, okay.
09:32Unbelievable, Sharon.
09:34Can you give her this for me?
09:35Yeah.
09:41Thanks.
09:41Sorry.
09:42I'm sorry.
09:43Bye, Freddie.
09:44Bye, Tito.
09:45Yeah, what do you want to do?
09:46So, uh, this is some Brett.
09:48Oh, come on, Kim.
09:49I mean, sleazy.
09:50Oh, come on, Kim.
09:52Brett's under a lot of stress, Brett.
09:54You, Sharon.
09:55You made me stalk him.
09:57You took advantage of him.
09:58You're female.
09:59He's male.
10:00He can't help himself.
10:01Nature just takes its course, even with you, Sharon.
10:03Oh, but he's really below the belt.
10:05Yeah.
10:05And you know that's sensitive to me.
10:07Time out.
10:07Time out, ladies.
10:08Time out.
10:09Time out.
10:10Karen, Kimmy.
10:11Time out.
10:12What's happened, Kim?
10:12What's happened?
10:13Well, that's it.
10:14It's final.
10:14My marriage is kaput.
10:16Oh, what?
10:16So Brett really is having an affair?
10:18No, he's not having an affair.
10:19But he's gone and brought a bloody job without consulting me,
10:21and that's grounds for divorce.
10:23So you're getting a divorce?
10:24Well, that's very ironical, because guess what?
10:27I'm getting married.
10:29You're getting married?
10:30Yes.
10:30To him?
10:31Yes.
10:32Look.
10:33Oh!
10:34Oh, that's nice.
10:35That's not a different view.
10:36That's not a different view.
10:37That's not a different view.
10:38Yes.
10:39Cal and I have decided to make our beautiful,
10:42sensual relationship a mere formality.
10:44Oh!
10:45Thank you, Sharon.
10:46Thank you, Sharon.
10:48Thank you, Sharon.
10:49Thank you, Sharon.
10:49Thank you, Kimmy.
10:50Oh, isn't that exciting?
10:52Yes.
10:52I'm going to be a summer bride, Sharon.
10:54So, you know, it's going to be beautiful weather.
10:56It's only three months, not a lot of time.
10:57Kimmy, you've got to drop dress files at me.
10:59Yeah, it doesn't give us a lot of time.
11:00You're going to be my bridesmaid, mate of honour, depending if your divorce for Brett comes through.
11:03All right, Mum.
11:04Come down.
11:05And Sharon, I would love it if you'd be a bridesmaid too.
11:09Oh, Mrs. D, I'd be honoured, you know.
11:12And, um, I'd just have to check that I haven't got my army reserve on that weekend.
11:15I thought, Mum, it'll be summer.
11:17She'll be blotchy.
11:18You'll be itching the buggery, Sharon.
11:20You won't have to wear all the time.
11:21I can take anything.
11:22You can't help them can.
11:23Come on, let's all have a toast.
11:25All righty, I'm going to put on the footy bags and crack open the tea, Maria.
11:28Yeah.
11:28Hip, hip, come on out of the green.
11:31Hip, hip, hooray.
11:32Hip, hip, hooray.
11:40Kel doesn't know I smoke.
11:42Brett doesn't know I smoke.
11:44Oh, of course he does.
11:46He doesn't?
11:47I hide them.
11:48I hide-