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Below Deck Mediterranean
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00:07I have nothing but lash off a mission, my queen.
00:10Yeah, I don't like to share with men.
00:11Jen's a sweet girl.
00:13However, when Joy looks at me, I see something deeper.
00:16I know I can have your body for fuck.
00:19Hailey, I'm gonna make you my second stir.
00:23Are you serious?
00:25Jen already hates me.
00:26I'm, like, shitting myself.
00:29All righty.
00:30I'm not gonna let Irish you affect the operation and the sport.
00:35I'm a professional.
00:36I know what I need to do.
00:37I know how to get it done.
00:37I'm actually really happy with your work.
00:39Like, if we can stay like this and stop seeing red all the time,
00:42that's hopeful.
00:43End of day.
00:44Jonny and Michelle!
00:46He's a very famous baseball player.
00:49Lovely to see you again.
00:51Get the fuck away from you.
00:52Love that.
00:53Pretty nice, huh?
00:54It would be nice if you were with someone you liked.
00:56I'm getting the fuck off the boat.
00:57I'm sorry.
00:58Oh, you're embarrassed to be with me?
01:00Look, there she goes.
01:02I'm officially single.
01:04You have to get off the jet ski, man.
01:06You've had more than half a cocktail.
01:08I'm done with this .
01:10I'm gonna rip your face off.
01:12He's just looking out for your safety.
01:14One guest is a .
01:15I think he's got something else for me.
01:17That guy's a .
01:18I have never seen someone like this.
01:21And I don't know if I trust Nathan to not just punch this guy in the face.
01:26How you doing?
01:28It's not really about that.
01:29I don't like the way you're acting.
01:31You're a bit of a prick.
01:42What's your problem, dude?
01:44I don't like the way you're acting.
01:47I don't like what you're doing.
01:49You're a bit of a prick.
01:51Okay.
01:51Okay.
01:51All right.
01:55It's all personal.
01:56We're signed.
01:59You wanna help him wrestle?
02:02Like, we wanna do it?
02:04Just help him wrestle the .
02:05We'll help him wrestle it out.
02:07We'll just get it right out of our system, you know?
02:10I'm all right, my man.
02:12All right.
02:14But you know what?
02:15It's hard to be a prick in a good way.
02:19I appreciate that.
02:22You, even though I don't really like you, right?
02:25Yeah.
02:25I respect you.
02:27Okay.
02:28And for me, that's hard.
02:31Yeah.
02:31And I don't like you, but I respect you.
02:34So, I'd love another margarita.
02:38Interior, can you bring a margarita, please?
02:43Copy, copy.
02:44Eight years ago, I moved to Miami, and I had, like, $5 million in the bank.
02:49All right.
02:51Two years later, I'm negative 100 grand, and my mother has to bail me out.
02:56I will try to keep up with the Joneses.
03:00That's why I lost $5 million.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Here you go, sir.
03:03Of course.
03:04Appreciate you.
03:05Broski, I can tell you stories for days.
03:10You can be your best self and your worst self in the Virgin Islands.
03:13Fly her over to Shannon, Ireland.
03:15You two comes in in a helicopter.
03:18I break the law, but I break it, like, on a low level.
03:21Look at this dude.
03:23My exploits.
03:24I would love to her, because she's hot as .
03:26Like, she's amazing.
03:28This dude will not shut the up and go to bed.
03:31Oh, my God.
03:32I'm so up.
03:34I'm, like, not up drunk.
03:35Like, I'm just mentally.
03:37I wish I was in a different spot.
03:39I've had, like, six girls pee on me at once.
03:42Oh, no.
03:43You know what I'm saying?
03:45Blasted.
03:46I'm, like, .
03:48They did what to you?
03:51And you enjoyed it?
03:52I've never had a single one pee on me.
03:55No.
03:56All right.
03:56You want to knock off and I got it from here?
03:58All right.
03:58I'll see you tomorrow, man.
04:00See you.
04:00I'm happy to go to bed, boss.
04:02I feel bad for Cooper having to sit there and listen to this guy.
04:06All right.
04:07My dad died when I was 14.
04:09That's tough.
04:13Okay.
04:15Yeah, get some rest, man.
04:17Mwah.
04:17Mwah.
04:18You're the man.
04:19Yes, sir.
04:21Jin Jin.
04:22Go ahead.
04:23Our night owl is asleep.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:29Now I can do my job.
04:31It's cute.
04:43What time is that?
04:45Five.
04:46That's early.
04:47Yeah, a little bit.
04:48I used to listen to this audio book.
04:50We used to say, life will pay you whatever price you ask of it.
04:56And essentially, you can have whatever you want if you know what it's going to cost.
05:00Yes, that's true.
05:01And not money-wise, you know?
05:02Yeah, sacrifice time, energy.
05:04Exactly.
05:05Joy makes me feel.
05:06She makes me feel things.
05:08She's quirky and strong-willed.
05:10I did not expect to come onto this yacht and meet someone like that.
05:13But you need to know what you want.
05:15But sometimes it really is the journey.
05:18Let's do this.
05:18I look so pale, I'm like ghostly.
05:21I look like an egg today.
05:23Dude, I look like the Pringles man.
05:26Good morning.
05:27Good morning.
05:28How are you?
05:28Good, how are you?
05:29Fantastic.
05:33Good morning.
05:34Morning, miss.
05:35How are you?
05:37I'm just pumping up everything.
05:38So we're ready for the day.
05:39I feel like I really need to think about who I want to appoint later.
05:44I can't.
05:44Joe's got the capabilities, but Joe is someone that I cannot trust.
05:49You know, I'm stuck in the crossroads here.
05:50I don't know what to do.
05:52Look at this.
05:53Fantastic, eh?
05:54Looks like a super yacht.
05:57It's a tomato omelette.
05:58Hello, I'm Julie.
06:00So we're aiming for nine, right?
06:02Yeah.
06:02Great.
06:03So what time did you get to bed?
06:04A bit of time I fell asleep.
06:05Maybe three o'clock, right?
06:07Then he came into the bridge and he was like, you're a prick.
06:11And he was like, you're trying to keep up with the Joneses.
06:13That's where I went, bro.
06:14Who's the Joneses?
06:16I thought he was talking about Jonas Brothers.
06:20Yeah, last night, the guy that was telling me what to do.
06:23Him and I reconnected.
06:24I love that guy.
06:25He's a good guy.
06:26He's on his way.
06:27He's all heart.
06:27I am so happy to hear that Nathan chose to defuse the situation.
06:34That's growth.
06:35He's on his way.
06:37Good morning.
06:39Kayleigh, can you please stop bringing platters up?
06:41I'll be on my way.
06:43Wet pan of chocolate and sausage.
06:45Should I take the fruit as well?
06:46Yeah.
06:47Are you guys excited for your trip?
06:49I'm still depressed about what happened yesterday.
06:51Look, there she goes.
06:52I paid her $12,500 a month.
06:54She's gone.
06:55It's over.
06:55This place you're going today, to the oyster farm,
06:58is one of the top ten in the world or something.
07:00Yeah, it's beautiful.
07:01I'm recently divorced.
07:03The world is my oyster.
07:04Are you excited to trust me?
07:05Very excited.
07:07They think the chef should join the adventure too.
07:11Great, I'm coming.
07:12I'm happy I'm gonna take some fresh air.
07:13Yeah, I'll be good to get off the boat.
07:15Yo, how do people do this?
07:17This is, I'm trying to do that thing where like,
07:19I'll get the piece of paper and it'll have holes in it,
07:21and then they put it over the words to find the sentence
07:23out of the words that are on the page.
07:25The guests want an escape room for tonight.
07:27I've never set up an escape room before,
07:29but I've done an escape room, and they're so much fun.
07:32I need all these words on the page somehow to make a sentence
07:34that leads them to Jen.
07:36She's gonna be in the bosun's locker.
07:37I was definitely getting into my head,
07:39especially after my conversation with Jen,
07:41that maybe I won't be able to live up to the standard
07:44as second stew.
07:45You being a second stew,
07:47I don't want the team to feel overwhelmed.
07:50Yeah.
07:51So I feel like this is the first step towards,
07:54okay, trust yourself.
07:55I can do this, you know?
07:57Just like, underline the sentence.
07:59But like, okay, like the highlighter.
08:02Please, why not?
08:03When you met Gail, was there like an instant connection?
08:06Yeah, man.
08:07Straight off the bat.
08:09And was there maybe like another girl
08:11that was interested in you as well?
08:13No.
08:13Why?
08:15I think I got that with Joy.
08:16You're going on the excursion.
08:18You and Joy will be going.
08:19You know what oysters do to you?
08:21Just in time for your night out.
08:22Jean, you're gonna go on the excursion today?
08:24Okay.
08:25Sorry.
08:27It's going to an oyster farm.
08:29Ever since I chose Kayleigh to be second stew,
08:32the immediate response from Jen was she was pretty pissed off.
08:35So this is my way of kind of extending an olive branch.
08:40Oyster?
08:40I don't even like oyster.
08:42But it'll be a fun excursion.
08:43Luke's going today.
08:45That you're making it up?
08:46No, I swear.
08:46I'm granny.
08:47It's the anti-wrinkle.
08:49And, you know, oysters are an aphrodisiac.
08:51Jesus Christ.
08:52I can't bang in front of the guests.
08:54Do you want to give him his laundry?
08:56Because I don't want to give it to you.
08:57Because she writes something.
08:58And I'm putting it in his room.
09:00Like, what the hell?
09:01Wait.
09:02We have to get ready, right?
09:03Go change.
09:04Missy Moo, so do you like Luke?
09:08I don't know.
09:09Come in the galley to ask me that.
09:11What is this random?
09:12I think Jen thinks she's, like, competing with you.
09:14No, I'm not competing because we are not in the same level, my dear.
09:17Yeah.
09:18I have noticed that there is some flirting between Jen and Luke.
09:22It's okay.
09:23I like him.
09:24He likes me.
09:25We cannot compete, Jen and me.
09:27I'm older.
09:29I'm a lady.
09:30I have the power to destroy her season if I want.
09:33She's welcome to come into the ring if she wants to.
09:37I'm not always nice.
09:41Coming up.
09:43Lights out!
09:44Woo!
09:45The guest requested dinner in the dark.
09:47How's the task?
09:48Wait, that's my boob.
09:49Help me!
09:50That's the bomb!
09:52Oh my God!
09:57Oh my God!
09:59You guys ready to eat some oysters?
10:01Uh, is it an aphrodisiac?
10:02Yeah, so I'll be eating that.
10:04Are you guys excited?
10:06Oh my God!
10:08Do you want to do the tender on?
10:09And then I'll go down after that.
10:10Yeah.
10:11Big, sexy look.
10:12Oh, hubba hubba!
10:15Jen, Jen.
10:16The guests are hopping in the tender.
10:18Have fun!
10:20Uh...
10:20Oh God, no.
10:21Here we go.
10:22Anything else?
10:23No, no, that's it.
10:24All good.
10:25Have fun!
10:26See you, mate!
10:27Guests are off, so check the bins for Asia.
10:29I'm on it.
10:30I told you he was going to take a nap on the boat.
10:33Boom!
10:33Thank you so much!
10:35Okay, we're going to black out that, that, and we're going to have the night vision goggles on.
10:40I have never done anything like this.
10:43The guests requested dinner in the dark, and so I ordered night vision goggles.
10:48So you're going to have this over your head?
10:49Yeah, so put that there.
10:51You can see me.
10:51You're so pretty.
10:52Thank you!
10:53No!
10:54Then they want an escape room.
10:56I'm game for the challenge.
10:57We're going to make this a six-star, high-end experience.
11:01Can we run through the escape room?
11:03Totally!
11:04So, after dinner, then the lights will turn on.
11:06I'll write a script.
11:08Do you want to cough up that key?
11:09And then Cooper's going to be sitting on this chair, and then Kat will just literally just be sitting on
11:13a chair, or sitting right there.
11:14So then Joe will be floating out, and they'll have that ticking time bomb we've made.
11:20Yeah.
11:20And, like, the bomb will go up, and we're saving them.
11:22Yay!
11:22That's so good!
11:23So cool.
11:24What drink is that?
11:25It's an emerald.
11:27Where did you get it?
11:29It's my next.
11:31Beautiful.
11:39That's strange.
11:39My ex-fiancé is the reason why I became an exclusive chef.
11:44He took me to go live in St. Bart's.
11:46Took me, literally, to yachting agency with some simple of my food.
11:50I am him a lot.
11:52But then I got cheated on, and I just cut him off completely.
11:55My dad is Vietnamese, and Vietnamese culture, you punish people to do wrong.
11:59So, sorry, Frankie.
12:04Good.
12:04Will you bring the tender around?
12:05We'll do some training.
12:07Mmm.
12:08Looks good.
12:08Look, it's beautiful.
12:10Stunning.
12:11Nice, my boys.
12:11Good luck.
12:11All righty.
12:12See ya.
12:12Welcome, everyone.
12:13This is cool.
12:14It's amazing.
12:15I'm joy.
12:16Nice to meet you.
12:16I will come help you.
12:18Yeah.
12:18I'll be part of the team now.
12:21It's for the...
12:22Onion, olive oil, lemon.
12:23It's very, very important.
12:24And on the end, white part.
12:25You know you can hear the ocean of these.
12:26What is a lobster's form of communication?
12:29What is it?
12:30A shell phone.
12:32That was the worst attitude I think you've ever said.
12:35She's ready.
12:36But should it, like, it's like more that, like, when you hold it to the light.
12:39The lights are gonna be dim, probably.
12:41Because this is for the next bit.
12:42I've done an escape room before, but I don't think they're challenging enough.
12:46It's like, uh, it's all a riddle to get out of the room.
12:48I'll be like, no, that's so boring.
12:51Lame.
12:52I think that we should just leave them in the dark for the rest of the charger.
12:54Yeah, bye guys.
12:55Wow.
12:56They need only some lemon because they are from the sea water 10 minutes ago.
13:00I love them.
13:03Mmm.
13:03Wow.
13:04They do taste good.
13:05Wow.
13:05In France, we do the same, but with butter.
13:08We all sound better because they are lighter.
13:10Yeah.
13:11I'm learning some local cuisine.
13:13I swear to God if he's up till 3 o'clock in the morning again.
13:16What time do you start your shift?
13:17Eight hours after I go to bed.
13:19Look how much sleep we get this weekend.
13:21Shame.
13:22And he's still gonna be pretty.
13:23Oh my goodness.
13:24What is happening?
13:26This guy is, uh, sending mixing light to both of us.
13:29I'm a bit confused why Joy still wears the ring from her ex-boyfriend.
13:34So I'm not gonna close the door on Jen when I don't know fully that Joy is actually interested in
13:40me.
13:40I'm not leaving this place.
13:42No, I'm staying right here.
13:44How's it going?
13:45The caverns are pretty much all done, so.
13:48I mean, let's talk a bit.
13:49Good job.
13:50Such a good team.
13:51Let's start with the very basics of this boat.
13:54When you want to approach a dock, it's hard.
13:58Mission and angles.
13:59Forward.
14:00Reverse.
14:01As goes to starboard.
14:02So I need to go that way.
14:04Yeah.
14:04Whoa, stop.
14:05Stop.
14:06That's the worst thing you can do.
14:08Organic.
14:09This is my first time driving a jet cinder.
14:11I live on the water in Charleston, so I always had the pontoon in the backyard.
14:15But it's always been an outboard.
14:16Reverse.
14:17Reverse.
14:18Harder starboard.
14:19An outboard, the engine's on the outside.
14:22An inboard, or jet boats, the engine's on the inside.
14:25Definitely changes some of your steering and docking process as well.
14:29I'm scared I'm going to drive the boat off into the Croatian mountains.
14:33Kick ahead.
14:35All right, you got there.
14:37A bit harsh on the controllers.
14:39Yeah.
14:39But it's a good first docking.
14:41You guys get after it.
14:44What the is wrong with him?
14:46I have to say this is a very awesome experience.
14:48Mm-hmm.
14:49All right.
14:49Let's go.
14:50Come on.
14:50Come on.
14:51Come on.
14:55Okay.
14:55All right.
14:56Let's stay straight.
14:57Giddy up.
14:59Copy that.
15:00I have to say it was an amazing experience.
15:02Thank you, brother.
15:03Everything was awesome.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Great experience.
15:06Go up, man.
15:07Peace.
15:08Three minutes out.
15:09Copy.
15:10Oh.
15:12Don't mind if I do.
15:14Got you, baby.
15:15Hello.
15:16Welcome back.
15:17Hello there.
15:17Great to be back.
15:18Tell me about it.
15:19The oysters were delicious.
15:21What time do you want dinner?
15:22Eight.
15:22I think eight would be good.
15:23Yeah.
15:24And then around that one?
15:25Yeah, and then back to me.
15:26Dinner around eight.
15:28Oh, there is nothing ready.
15:29So for the moment, it's air on the menu.
15:31For me to serve meal that's pitch black does not affect my standards.
15:36It needs to taste good and look good.
15:38Are you going to flavor it a little more than normal?
15:40Mmm, no.
15:42Why?
15:42My food is already flavored.
15:44Stupid question.
15:46It's true.
15:47When you are blind, you are not this lesser.
15:52I need some peace and quiet.
15:55Nathan.
15:56Yeah?
15:56Tell you what I'll do.
15:57I'll leave it on our table when I'm down here.
16:00All right.
16:00So you can just grab it when you want.
16:01Thanks, bro.
16:02It just feels like me and Nathan have clicked back into our groove.
16:05We're a good duo.
16:06It's like Batman and Robert.
16:07And Batman is Robin.
16:09Let's be honest here.
16:10I'm happy to work with you.
16:11I'm happy to work with you as well.
16:13How we doing?
16:14Good.
16:15Kayleigh's going to start sitting at the table.
16:17Yay!
16:17Alcohol.
16:19I think we're going to go get ready.
16:21No injuries.
16:23In or out?
16:24Out.
16:25I like out so much better.
16:26Kill.
16:32I've lost count of how many times he's fallen asleep back there.
16:36Um.
16:37Oh.
16:38Thanks.
16:39I'm going.
16:40For the escape room.
16:42What can we have you floating out on tonight?
16:44You can put me on now.
16:46I appreciate that.
16:47No problem.
16:48How far out do you want me out?
16:49Don't be like by those islands.
16:51Yeah.
16:51Do you know what?
16:51Just like you can f**k off.
16:52Don't even try it.
16:54I think Joe's a really handsome guy.
16:56There's definitely a spark physically.
16:58But I don't see kind of that.
17:01Oh I want you to be my boyfriend.
17:02I'm not feeling that.
17:03My two last situationships just.
17:05They ended up catching feelings.
17:07And I seem like the cold hearted bitch.
17:09Everyone's so ready for the girl to fall in love with the guy.
17:11Right?
17:12I'm more worried about him falling in love with me to be honest.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Okay.
17:18Oh f**k.
17:19Well.
17:20With you we have to get calm out.
17:22We have to do everything at once.
17:24If I wear this it's see through.
17:26We're not going to be able to see anything because we're eating in the dark.
17:30I know.
17:30Oh my god I look amazing.
17:33Just at the bottom on that side.
17:35Okay?
17:36Dammit.
17:37And you're here.
17:38I have to be next to Joe.
17:39Should I get my eggs?
17:41Oh dude that'd be sick.
17:43Awesome.
17:43We're going to turn out the lights and that's it until dinner finishes.
17:48Turn out the lights.
17:49This one is damage like me.
17:54Lights out!
17:56Wee!
17:57Wee!
17:57Well that's kind of dark.
17:59Lights on!
18:00Lights on!
18:01Lights on!
18:01What is that?
18:03Night vision goggles.
18:04Whose fit is that?
18:06Is it Janessa or Sheila?
18:08It's mine babe.
18:09Look!
18:10Don't go too fast please.
18:11Here goes nothing.
18:12Asa are you going to go back for the second place or should I?
18:15They're right here.
18:16This is definitely one of the more ambitious dinners I've ever tried to pull off.
18:20Ready?
18:21Okay so you go.
18:22I'm so scared I can't see in front of me.
18:24Okay?
18:24No one can explain to you how hard it is to see through these goggles.
18:29All I can see is this tiny little sliver right in front of me.
18:33Tonight is either going to be incredible or a complete disaster.
18:37Oh my god I literally can't see.
18:39Oh!
18:41Oh boy!
18:47Oh!
18:48Oh!
18:49Oh!
18:49Oh!
18:49Don't worry!
18:50Don't worry!
18:51Okay.
18:52Come through.
18:53I would like some flavor.
18:54Oh my god!
18:55This is so cool.
18:56Oh!
18:57If I hit you, I don't mean to.
19:00Night vision goggles.
19:02That's amazing.
19:04Oh!
19:05Okay.
19:06For your first course, tomato tart.
19:09Cause I can smell more now that I can't see it.
19:12Yeah here we go.
19:13Right?
19:13I think you can smell more.
19:14I'm blind.
19:15I did that with the busto.
19:17Whatever.
19:18They would not see it.
19:19So I just need to shake the mug.
19:20Well done.
19:21Hey!
19:22I can wipe and clean.
19:23I feel like Aisha doesn't, you know, utilize me to my best ability.
19:28She only trusts Kaylee.
19:29It's 100% the Kaylee show.
19:31Okay.
19:31I'm coming through Jen.
19:32Just behind ya.
19:33I've felt overlooked before a lot in my life.
19:36Jen, can you shut the curtain?
19:38By friendships, relationships, maybe sometimes by my parents because their friends' kids were
19:43doing all this amazing getting jobs in computer science and finance.
19:48Getting these amazing internships in London and New York and me in high school.
19:53Wasn't really doing that.
19:55But I've impressed them in this career and I've never experienced this in yachting.
20:00Okay.
20:01Jonny.
20:02Just say that to me.
20:03I'm good.
20:04Oh, this is awesome.
20:05You want to know why?
20:06Why?
20:07You have nice vision goggles.
20:08We have nothing.
20:09How's that?
20:10Wait.
20:11That's my boob.
20:12Oh, shoot.
20:12Sorry.
20:16That's burning.
20:18It's not exactly warm.
20:19No.
20:19It's a bit chilly on the wall.
20:20It is, no?
20:21How you feeling there, Aisha?
20:22They're all really enjoying it.
20:24Good.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Okay, we can send a food.
20:26The goggles look like Silence of the Lambs.
20:29Can you please flop my thing down?
20:31It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose.
20:35Great movie.
20:35For your main course this evening, you have got surf and turf with a side of truffle mashed
20:42potatoes.
20:43Grazie, grazie, grazie.
20:45What am I eating?
20:47All right, we're going to start working on the escape room.
20:49Copy.
20:53Kayleigh, where's my magician's outfit?
20:55Oh, found it.
20:57I've had a couple of knee surgeries and when you're going through knee surgeries, you've got
21:00a lot of time where you're supposed to sit down, so I learned a couple of card tricks.
21:04I'm the great Kundini.
21:10No?
21:11This is my treasure box.
21:13Is your flavour enhanced more?
21:16Serious, the smell and the senses?
21:18Yeah.
21:18Oh my God, this is so cool.
21:20I'm going to start clearing.
21:22Okay, you're going to sit right here.
21:23Okay.
21:24And then you might have to help tie a cat out now.
21:26I can do that.
21:27Oh, we know you can do that.
21:29Oh, .
21:30Sorry.
21:31Seriously, this is a great idea.
21:33It's such a good idea.
21:33I love it.
21:34You look like you're like sparkling right now.
21:36When am I tying you up?
21:38Oh my God.
21:39I do not want to be tied up by my crush.
21:41I had a Gilmore Girls childhood.
21:43My idol growing up was Rory Gilmore.
21:45I loved her.
21:46I even started comparing her dating life to mine.
21:49Cooper's definitely been, right?
21:51Oh my God, I'm so delusional.
21:53We've cleared.
21:55Time to start the escape room now.
21:57You guys.
21:58Oh my God, I'm freaking out.
21:59Oh my God, you guys.
22:01You have to help me find my crew.
22:03Yes.
22:03Can you please?
22:04Let's find them.
22:05Oh my God, I've just found the scroll.
22:07Awesome.
22:07Where are they?
22:08Oh my gosh.
22:09Aisha's alone.
22:10She holds the key.
22:13Oh!
22:14Find the crew and set them free.
22:17Alright.
22:17You have 30 minutes.
22:19The first clue hides just out of sight.
22:23Alright, it's close.
22:24Whoa.
22:27Down there!
22:28What's down there?
22:30Oh, it's kind of tight.
22:32Oh.
22:34Whoa!
22:36Oh my God!
22:38Good job!
22:38Good job!
22:39I need you to help, please.
22:41You need me to help?
22:42I need you to tie me up.
22:44This is the day that you have been waiting for.
22:48Take the place where you rest at night.
22:52Bedroom!
22:52Bedroom!
22:52Bedroom!
22:54Never did I think I'd be in this position on a charter.
22:58I found something!
23:02Welcome to the magician's lair.
23:04Take a peek.
23:05Show your friends.
23:07Beautiful.
23:08Slide it in.
23:09We'd agree that they're somewhere in the middle of the deck, right?
23:11Yeah.
23:11Yeah, yeah.
23:11It would be very difficult to just find.
23:14To start.
23:16Woo!
23:17Woo!
23:17That was crazy!
23:22Your next clue awaits behind you.
23:25Yeah!
23:26You have to untie me!
23:28Oh my gosh, thank you for saving me!
23:30Wow!
23:30Wow, thank you!
23:32Thanks, thanks!
23:33To find the next crew, head to the back.
23:36To the back!
23:37Don't take too long!
23:39Woo!
23:42OK.
23:42Put something round my mouth, just make a little hole for me.
23:46It is nice to have a laugh with you, because we haven't had a laugh together in the calendar year.
23:52How am I supposed to release it?
23:53Oh, that's true.
23:56Baby!
23:57Oh!
24:01So you're back in the wrong place?
24:04You're in the wrong spot!
24:06Stern!
24:07To the stern!
24:11Are you going to do the dishes?
24:13I'm going to see how far I can get.
24:14I don't want you to cut yourself.
24:16Sure?
24:17No.
24:19Let's go!
24:20Run!
24:20Run!
24:22That's the bomb!
24:23She's going to save you!
24:25Run!
24:25Run!
24:26Run!
24:27Run!
24:28Run!
24:29Run!
24:30Run!
24:30Run!
24:31Run!
24:33Run!
24:34Run!
24:34Run!
24:34Run!
24:40It's not a good draw.
24:41Good job putting this together.
24:42That was amazing.
24:43So fun.
24:44You nailed it, man!
24:47That escape room.
24:49Oh my goodness.
24:51I might be showing my age, but Kaylee reminds me of my age.
24:55of me when I was younger.
24:57You know, she's crazy.
24:58She's very loose on the nights out.
25:01Asha the geisha will fellatia.
25:03Perfect.
25:04But when she's at work, it's full focus, full passion.
25:08And now I sound like a wanker because I'm saying all these nice things about Kaylee.
25:13This was phenomenal.
25:14It was all Kaylee.
25:16Best ever!
25:17Best ever!
25:18Best ever!
25:18Best ever!
25:18There's so much fun out there.
25:20Woohoo!
25:21I don't really give a f***, bro.
25:23Night-night time.
25:24That was the funnest thing I've ever done in my entire life.
25:28Dude, that's one of the best activity nights that I've ever had on the season.
25:33I'm so excited Joni and Michelle.
25:36I've had such a good time.
25:38Tonight was such a huge success.
25:41We set the bar really high.
25:42And I just really need this level of service and experience to carry through the whole season.
25:50We have a good crew, actually, this year to be honest.
25:52Good job.
25:56Coming up.
25:57Hey, Tom.
25:58Sorry, Joy.
25:59I'm done.
26:00Seriously?
26:01I can't do this long time.
26:03He wants to have his cake and eat it too, but not if I've got anything to do with it.
26:20Yeah, baby.
26:30No, you're fine.
26:31You're fine.
26:32Hey, good morning.
26:33Good morning.
26:34You got anything to drink?
26:35Coffee with cream and honey on the side.
26:38Morning, chef.
26:39Morning, captain.
26:41You're good.
26:41Excuse me?
26:42Yeah.
26:42I'll take Corona.
26:43One coming your way.
26:44Thank you so much.
26:45Hey, Halifax.
26:46Yeah.
26:46Giddy up.
26:47Oh.
26:49Hi, Joy.
26:51Hi.
26:52What are you guys supposed to do?
26:53A Scooby-Doo.
26:54I guess it's true.
26:55You look a little bit like the owner of Scooby-Doo.
26:59Shaggy.
26:59No one owns Scooby-Doo.
27:01He's his own dog.
27:02Lucia.
27:03How are you going?
27:04I'm going great.
27:05I'm laughing.
27:06You sleep okay?
27:07Yeah, exactly.
27:08Good morning.
27:09You need to get this and make it better.
27:12And then when would you like breakfast?
27:14Ten minutes.
27:15Perfect.
27:15Immediately.
27:20So what's for breakfast?
27:22Quiche Lorraine.
27:23Lobster eggs Benedict.
27:25Yum.
27:26And banana bread.
27:27Yeah, this is perfect.
27:28You're perfect.
27:29Oh my God, it looks delicious.
27:31Deck crew, you are clear to haul the anchor.
27:34Let's go upstairs.
27:35Do you think there's any chance that my girl's coming back?
27:37Yeah.
27:39Wow, this is beautiful.
27:41Everyone, this is fantastic.
27:43Yeah.
27:44That's unbelievable.
27:45Anchor secure.
27:46Rita Manila.
27:48Mabel love.
27:48There's nothing better than love.
27:50Joe said that it is unbelievable.
27:53Do you want to go prep your anchor lines and then jump on the fenders?
27:56I've done it.
27:56Really?
27:57I'm in wake mode.
27:58Legend.
27:59Obviously, we've had our differences, but yeah, you're going to be my lead, boy.
28:06Nice one, mate.
28:08I appreciate your f***ing work right there, bro.
28:10Thanks, bro.
28:10Good worker.
28:11F***ing, I can trust you on day.
28:14I personally think that Nathan needs me to run this boat, but it is nice to get it from
28:19the horse's mouth.
28:20Let's get all Nolan, shall we?
28:22Yeah, man.
28:23Did you wake up feeling mischievous?
28:25Are you feeling mischievous, little miss?
28:27Oh.
28:27Quirk.
28:28Did he tie you up last night?
28:30Yeah.
28:32You should go pack.
28:33Oh, I've got to charge my phone.
28:35That one could go on the quarter.
28:37Yeah.
28:37Aisha, Aisha, chill.
28:38Come up on the back.
28:39On my way.
28:41Okay, guys.
28:41Let's drop over the fenders.
28:43Get into our whites while we have a chance now.
28:45Okay.
28:45Clear the swing on the stern.
28:47Do you need to get into your whites, ma'am?
28:48How do you know?
28:49Kaylin.
28:50Perfect line.
28:51We can come back.
28:52We have zero traffic.
28:54In the back.
28:54Anchor's down.
28:55Yep, yep, yep, yep.
28:56We are 10 metres from the dock.
28:59Yeah, that's perfect, Cap.
29:01Throw our lines.
29:02Good job, Cooper.
29:03You can take up the anchors.
29:05Taking up.
29:05Taking up, not straight back.
29:07Setting up.
29:08Lock them off.
29:09All right.
29:09You did a really good job calling it, Nathan.
29:11All in, secure, on the stern.
29:13Good job.
29:14Nice.
29:15Well done.
29:15You look like a professional now.
29:17Appreciate you, man.
29:18Got a good teacher.
29:19Right now, they have 20,000.
29:21I'm gonna add 15,000 or whatever it is.
29:24He's like, thanks for dealing with me.
29:26All crew, all crew, please change into your whites.
29:28That was a nice dog.
29:29Your boy is ready to go.
29:31Oh, zipper's down.
29:32Your boy is ready to go now.
29:36What a great time.
29:37The only person I want to picture of.
29:39Oh!
29:40Jesus, man right there.
29:43I have no idea what this guy's gonna do with this photo.
29:46We really had the best, most amazing time ever.
29:51You guys will all understand how much we loved it when you open this heavy envelope.
30:00Love you guys.
30:01Thank you so much.
30:02You're the best.
30:04So cute.
30:05Ashley's freaking adorable.
30:06All right, everyone.
30:07Out of your whites, into your reds.
30:10Good job, everybody.
30:11I wonder how much money we're gonna get.
30:13It was looking like a thick envelope, huh?
30:15It was looking like a thick envelope.
30:16My God.
30:18Hey!
30:18Oh!
30:20Oh!
30:22What the hell?
30:23You guys did an amazing job.
30:25Great charter.
30:26Yachting is a business.
30:27You're always gonna have the Josephs.
30:29When they're rude and obnoxious, you have to diffuse.
30:32So, well done, Nathan.
30:35Overall, fantastic job.
30:37In fact, it was so fantastic.
30:39Oh, gosh.
30:40Total.
30:40$50,000.
30:42$50,000.
30:44Woo-hoo!
30:45Whoa!
30:46Whoa!
30:4850 grand.
30:49Yeah!
30:49$3,847 per person.
30:52That's a lot of a day per scale.
30:54I'm coming home.
30:55Let's make another baby.
30:57That's awesome.
30:58Isn't that incredible?
31:01I think Aisha might be having a fit.
31:04Look at it, Aisha's crying.
31:06This is like how gross is it!
31:08I grew up in a house where cheese was such a luxury oh my god the way the tips
31:14are rolling and my whole wedding gonna be paid for by the end of it give me
31:19heat it up to the best team yes
31:23so today and tomorrow we can turn over the boat thank you let me just just drink
31:30I reckon tonight's gonna be saucy yeah gotta be you look gorgeous oh thank you
31:37you look handsome oh you look good we're matching I love that we're going in a water taxi tonight
31:47let's go let's go let's go everyone looks so great oh my god how fun how's it going guys
31:54ladies first oh my god this is what the guests feel like
32:13I hate competing for a guy's attention and I hate feeling like second choice I've been cheated on in
32:19every relationship I have been in recently I was involved with a guy on my previous boat he
32:25talked about buying me a ring but he ended up cheating on me and then he got engaged six
32:32weeks later I feel like it's really been a big trigger for me and this whole situation with Luke
32:40and joy is definitely making me feel very insecure
32:45I don't want to get caught up in a lot of people
32:47let's have a set of them
32:48okay
32:49hey you want more awesome
32:52coming up
32:53what is Luke and gender
32:59do you not tell us all about this
33:04uh-oh
33:10can we look at where we are what the
33:13hello
33:15thank you
33:20I hope you know like I I take every word you say I can tell yeah the wheels are starting
33:25to click
33:26you'll get there like I promise you will put work in to where you're 100% comfortable walking on the
33:31boat
33:32can I do a mint spritz please
33:35mint spritz
33:36can I have eggplant
33:37a la norma
33:38a la norma
33:39I'll have an espresso on my teeth
33:40beautiful joys
33:41yes
33:41pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
33:44this is yours so far
33:45hello
33:46he is literally the f***ing he was there ever
33:48this is fish
33:49I feel like you too many times
33:50I feel like you too many times
33:51I feel like you too many times
33:52I feel like you too many times
33:53if you were my son and daughter I would cry
33:55it would be lyle
33:56tears of joy
34:00wow
34:02lovely
34:02hey guys
34:04we beef ta-ta
34:05yes
34:06the grilled squid sir
34:08joe
34:09no
34:10i heard you're nodding
34:14i'm a virgin
34:14turn it to me
34:17joy
34:19yeah
34:20come to talk to me
34:24yeah on your knees
34:28yes
34:28yes
34:29i can be a real bitch
34:31okay stop
34:31don't do that
34:32let me linger
34:33i don't let anybody in my life
34:35people will tell you all kinds of things
34:38and then their actions don't match
34:39sometimes i burn people just to remind them that
34:43don't burn me so i burn them alive
34:45i should be more tender like a chicken tender
34:50yeah
34:50do you remember how you showed me a ring the other day with your ex
34:53yes
34:53he's involved with you
34:55no
34:55we're not married okay
34:57i like to
34:58look over you
34:59but maybe you need to taste the grass if it's better
35:03no
35:03what the f**k is that mean
35:04but if i could be anyone else you're going to f**king hate it
35:06i don't know you do whatever you want to do
35:07you can do you and you can enjoy your life as well
35:10i'm showing him i like him it's obvious
35:13but he needs to show me that he's into me
35:15not just say it
35:17yeah
35:17yeah
35:18okay good talk
35:19what the hell
35:22i would love to
35:24all right go home to your bubba
35:25and go home to your mama
35:26i hope you have the best night
35:27thank you
35:28let's go
35:29i just want to go out for dinner with the crew
35:31and then leave straight away
35:32because i know gail struggling at home with kiddin by herself
35:35my family is more important to me
35:37than drinking beer late at night with my crew
35:40who i've known for a week
35:42oh
35:43all right bro see you
35:44see you later tonight
35:45bye
35:48oh my god are you going to put me in quarantine
35:51let's do it
35:54generally
35:55i love that we're on the same
35:58what do you want
36:01do you want a drink
36:02five to seven please
36:06outside
36:07yeah yeah
36:07i don't want you to like sleep her on
36:09it's like
36:09this body language is like
36:11okay
36:11look at us
36:13oh no
36:20i don't know
36:20i don't know why you made me smile so much
36:22i have no idea why
36:23i don't know
36:24i think we make each other geek
36:26like geek
36:27like actually geek
36:28i don't even know that much about you
36:29and you made me geek
36:30yeah
36:30my type is so weird
36:32i'm on that rat boy bandwagon
36:34a rat boy is like maddie healey
36:38or pete davidson
36:39young jimmy fallon
36:40wow
36:40they're funny
36:41they have this like weird charm about them
36:43but they shouldn't be that attractive
36:45maybe a little sickly thin
36:46and cooper does not look like that at all
36:49he comes across as a jock
36:50but he's a little bit of like a cringe nerd
36:52he'd be like the president of the chess club
36:54but he's like weirdly big
36:55i'm good
36:56are we still being outside tonight
36:57i'm down
36:58i'm down too
37:01woohoo
37:01hello
37:02are you outside of it?
37:04yeah
37:09how do you feel being second shoe?
37:12it's like a weird place to be in
37:13because i didn't really want second
37:15because jenny don't really tell
37:17she basically said that if i'm there
37:19second shoe is going to be a burden
37:21i just want to be here and have fun
37:23fair play
37:24fair play
37:24yeah
37:25we need to get a strongest
37:26car for doing this
37:27bro
37:28this is too loud
37:31joy
37:32and you are on the meeting for the first time
37:37we don't need to go deeper
37:38we know each other for four days now
37:40yeah
37:40so okay
37:41it's fine
37:42we couldn't just talk about
37:44about this beautiful scenery
37:46but i like pantries
37:48yeah
37:50i like pantries too
37:51i don't understand luke's game
37:54or what is going on in his head
37:55i feel like he wants to have his cake
37:58and eat it too
37:58but not for much longer
38:00if i've got anything to do with it
38:02can we talk please?
38:04hello
38:04can we talk?
38:06yeah
38:06is it what you want?
38:07sorry joy
38:12seriously
38:30he's showing me right now that he prefer to spend time with her than with me
38:34all i needed to see
38:36so he has made his decision
38:38what's up
38:39what's up
38:39you
38:40you're about that
38:41i'm obsessed with you
38:43you're so funny
38:44i can't do this love time of s**t
38:46like
38:47i'm sorry
38:48i'm not gonna beat around the bush
38:50am i attracted to you both in very different ways?
38:53yes
38:53i've always been second
38:55is my thing
38:56always?
38:57i've been chained on in every relationship i've been in
39:10i feel guilty for having led this up to where it is
39:15jen showed the sensitive side to me
39:17and i naturally want to comfort her
39:20and i want to make her not feel like she is a second choice
39:24i don't want to hurt jen
39:27what is luke and jen doing?
39:28all right everybody back to the boat
39:30i love you too
39:33can we cuddle tonight?
39:35i'd love that
39:36i'd love the girl
39:37was it fun?
39:38yes
39:38i'm having a great time
39:40here with jenovic
39:42us four in here
39:44how are you feeling about cat?
39:46i'm really enjoying her
39:47so i've seen you with cooper
39:49i think it's just like a wholesome little thing
39:51i like men that world they match their action
39:55i don't like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
39:58i have to focus and not be distracted by your tiny little dick
40:01oh sh**
40:03we're home guys
40:04hi thank you bye
40:05oh the ac
40:09oh my god
40:10i'm gonna go in the jacuzzi
40:12you get in bed and i'll make you some noodles
40:14really?
40:15yes
40:15i want some mothers
40:17but i don't want to talk to anyone
40:19oh my god bro
40:22jen
40:24chef
40:25i'll give you a bullet
40:27never mind
40:28so if i leave it right here you'll be fine
40:31yep
40:35oh my godness
40:37later
40:40what's up?
40:42let's not act like another great color
40:44get on the top of mine
40:44mmm
40:46what do you want?
40:47yes
40:47i mean come in then
40:48i think mine's nice
40:50hmm
40:51me too
40:52oh my god
40:53ow f**k
40:54yours is so much lower than mine
40:56yeah
40:57ow
40:57are you sitting here tonight?
40:59i'm down let's do it
41:00isn't this awesome?
41:01two slices of bacon
41:03and a little hamburger
41:04i was actually thinking
41:06what if tomorrow we went and did something fun
41:09yeah
41:09you can call it a date
41:10you can call it whatever you want
41:11but i think we should
41:13are you asking me out on a date?
41:14yeah let's go do something fun
41:15i doubt
41:16that would be so fun
41:17i'm really excited
41:18he's actually the cutest little thing
41:20he makes me feel like a little school girl
41:22like i'm like hee hee hee
41:23but no funny business
41:24i got my retainers on okay
41:26is that your retainers in?
41:33you gonna need jacuzzi?
41:34yeah
41:36ow
41:41where's me noodles?
41:42i'm f**king starving man
41:45do you not tell a soul about this?
41:48i know
41:48i say we're praying
41:57jesus christ
41:58you can hear it throughout the boat
41:59oh boy
42:02uh oh
42:11next on below deck mag
42:13charter 3
42:14love for game of thrones
42:16brings this group together
42:17we shall slay this dragon
42:19alright
42:22i forgot my wallet
42:24i'm just kidding
42:25i'm just super excited to have some fun with chat
42:28for a little bit of fireworks
42:30good morning
42:31is my floor dirty?
42:32no
42:32i just stepped in a thorn
42:33good
42:34i feel pretty good about the other night
42:36i want to take a step back
42:38i've made a huge mistake
42:40good morning
42:41guys
42:42thanks
42:42thanks
42:42You