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00:05It's okay. Oh, perfect. Oh, it's not just cut to the bit of me carrying you home after.
00:12No, it's like this. Oh, you will go to the ball. Hey, right. So we were in then because
00:20the bureaucracy wound up in the same thing, wouldn't it? Balloons. It really is the real
00:27deal then. Yeah, of course it is. You two, you better enjoy this party. Gonna be the last
00:32engagement party me or Cindy ever have. Well, let's give you two a proper special send off then, yeah?
00:38Ah, she's in a good mood.
00:48Happy birthday, darling. Oh, thanks, Mum.
00:53Oh, it's from Lee. Oh, that lovely. Doing all right? Look, you know how much I love this mushy
00:58family stuff, but I thought we were here to plan a honey intervention. Oh, Billy. So, look, my old
01:06school friends weren't hugely helpful, but this is the address of B's ex-landlord. He will definitely
01:11dish the dirt. All right, you go and see him. Meanwhile, we'll be taking honey minus B out for
01:16drinks for my birthday. Try and get in her ear. Mission accepted. We're going to do our best,
01:21Billy. Yeah, don't get too jealous, Billy. Just be a little menopause chat.
01:31Don't be an old perv, Max. Have your wife to be, obviously. Perfect. Right, so, are we done then?
01:41What? She wants paying for this? Er, yeah. I said there might be a bit more,
01:46you know, for helping out with all the party stuff. Huh. No one likes desperate, Priya. Well,
01:52some people do. Er, right, shall I walk you over to the car lot, sort the money out? See you
01:56later.
01:57Mwah. Love you. Love you.
02:07Are you enjoying this? Yeah, I am, actually. You stay away from this party, yeah? Does everyone
02:12want to come to your sad little party anyway? You can't avoid the market every day. Oh, no. I've, uh,
02:22had a bit of an idea about that, actually. Millie? Where'd you get that?
02:26Billy's draw. He's got so many of them. He's not going to miss it. See, but that's the 97 away
02:31shirt,
02:31though. Look, in order to break the cycle and to release emotional attachment and therefore achieve
02:37closure, a burning ritual often works wonders. Burning ritual? Yeah, well, it's not designed to
02:43hurt Billy, honestly. It's for you. It's about cleansing and letting go. My Wicca book explains
02:50everything. Wicca? Yeah, Wicca. It's a kind of like a form of modern witchcraft, but not like scary
02:55Halloween stuff. It's a nature-based spiritual path that honours the earth cycle and the empowerment
03:01of women. You do want to regain your power, don't you, honey? Well, look, think about it, yeah?
03:17Honey. Hi. How are things? Yeah, yeah, good. And, uh, Bea, she's, uh, she's moved back in now,
03:21hasn't she? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's good, isn't it? You know, a girly friend around the house.
03:28Oh. Well, I'm having some birthday drinks tonight with some girly friends of my own,
03:32and I would love it if you could come. Oh, really? But, um, Bea isn't actually invited. Just,
03:38you know, with the whole her and Ian, Mum's campaign thing. But I'm sure she won't mind if
03:42you just pop out for a quick drink, and I'd love you to be there. You mean a lot to
03:47me.
03:47Yeah. Yeah, of course. Great, great. See you later. Hello, beautiful. A rough one today, huh?
04:06Is anyone coming in? On these days when talking, even thinking, hurts,
04:14and maybe just limit it to someone you can be most yourself with. You know what I'm saying?
04:21Oh.
04:27Oh.
04:32Oh.
04:34Oh.
04:35Oh.
04:37Oh.
04:38Oh.
04:40Oh.
05:01I was just calling you this holiday.
05:09I've just been to see Dad, and they said that he's not in a facility anymore.
05:13They said that he's been gone for weeks, and you told me that he was still there.
05:16OK, listen, I can explain.
05:17I just want one parent to be straight with me.
05:20Avani!
05:26She wants me to go and see her.
05:30But I can't lie to her face about Sheila.
05:34Do you know what Sheila's paying for?
05:36Do you know what Sheila's paying for?
05:36It is the difference between Jordan walking and not walking.
05:40Him being pushed around in his wheelchair in the park, him watching his friends play.
05:46Look, I want to see him laugh again.
05:48And so do I.
05:49And so does your mum.
05:50But if she finds out, she's going to put a stop to it.
05:53So you can go, but you can't tell her.
06:08We all do things that ain't right, but for the right reasons.
06:11Avani will understand.
06:12Just explain it to her.
06:13How do I explain that I ain't got a clue where he is?
06:17That's why I ain't told her.
06:19Wow.
06:19Yeah, exactly.
06:22My dad was unconventional when I was growing up.
06:25Still is.
06:27But, do you know, I just appreciated it when my mum was honest with me about it.
06:33Go on, go.
06:35I won't tell my dad you left early.
06:37Oh, thank you.
06:44Jasmine, please, darling, you can come and pull a few pints.
06:46Only just, Jean's really useless at it.
06:48I doubt Cindy's going to want to be served by her and vice versa.
06:55Are you all right?
06:56Yeah, I'm just kind of sick of this, please.
06:59What have you thought about doing another job?
07:00Oh, no, no.
07:02Last year it was a mess, Mum.
07:03Pride needs planage, not just on Compton Street.
07:06We need somewhere off the beaten track.
07:09Right, Mum, I'll call you in a bit.
07:11Who is Cindy anyway?
07:12Or Lauren.
07:13I think we'll actually want to be here.
07:18Maxie, how are you?
07:18Oh, yes.
07:19I want a front row seat, please.
07:21Hey, listen, do you want to take the little note to your pipe?
07:24All right.
07:29Oh, there she is.
07:31Wow.
07:31You look amazing.
07:32So do you.
07:34You good?
07:35Oh, yeah.
07:36Oh, you came.
07:38Oh, I love you all so much.
07:40We wouldn't miss it, Mum.
07:42And Anna would be here if she could be.
07:44Oh, she's coming to the wedding now, isn't she?
07:45Yeah, of course she is.
07:46Hello.
07:46You look knock-out, by the way.
07:48Can you move?
07:49I'll find this.
07:56You all right?
07:57I'll show you a good time.
07:58Got stuck at work.
08:00Consoling our assistant.
08:01What do you mean?
08:02Priya.
08:04You know Ravi's left at her.
08:05She's not in a good way.
08:07Oh, nice.
08:08Sorry, I'm late.
08:09All right.
08:16Where'd you go?
08:18Mum, what's going on?
08:20Where is he?
08:21Can you both just sit down, please?
08:25I'm going to be honest.
08:26Please just sit down.
08:32I don't know where your dad is.
08:35I know he left the unit.
08:37But then you said he couldn't stick around.
08:40I don't know.
08:41Maybe he's still not well.
08:42Well, is he safe?
08:44Yeah, I'm sure he is.
08:45He's tough.
08:47But right now, my priority is you two.
08:52Which is why I want to book IB for again.
08:54You know, until your dad comes back, it's just us free against the world.
08:58And I promise, I ain't going to lie anymore.
09:04Well, what I beefed with you last time was a bit boring.
09:09Are you joking?
09:10Mum, you and your pajamas at 7.30.
09:13You should have seen me back in the day.
09:16No, I'm going to go meet some mates, OK?
09:18Yeah, same.
09:19Are you sure you two are going to be all right?
09:21What about all that Joel stuff?
09:22Don't worry about it.
09:23I'm dealing with it, OK?
09:26Why don't you go out?
09:28Like, back in the day.
09:32Yeah, well, maybe I will.
09:41To Mum!
09:41Oh, happy birthday!
09:46Oi, Cathy, you didn't let me in the eye.
09:48You what?
09:49Yeah, it means 10 years bad sex if you don't, darling, doesn't it?
09:52Yeah, what's up, Kat?
09:52Really?
09:53Yeah, you'll be 85 before you and half are back in it.
09:56Oh, never fun life.
09:57You OK?
09:59And all this talk of sex and relationships must hurt.
10:03Yeah, I do miss him.
10:05Not the, um...
10:06Oh, actually, I do miss that.
10:08But not that me and Billy were at it like rabbits.
10:10It's the companionship.
10:12You know, a lifelong companion just gone.
10:16I just can't imagine what it was like for you to lose, Meg.
10:20But for Billy to throw away everything that we had
10:22just for a bit of fun, it doesn't make sense.
10:25Try and be open-minded about Billy and the apps and the voice notes,
10:29you know, cos...
10:30Well, things aren't always what they seem.
10:32Yeah, she's going out with me!
10:34Well, Mum, come on, we're doing presents.
10:37Oh, OK.
10:37That's best, Mum.
10:39There you go.
10:40Wow.
10:40Oh, that was it.
10:41Did you wrap it?
10:42Yes!
10:46You look insane, by the way.
10:52Mum's on at me.
10:53One of us has got to do a speech.
10:54Oh, Bugsy, not me.
10:57Ow.
10:58Just see, Bugsy, not me.
11:00Bugsy, not?
11:02Surely Cindy's going to want one of our own kids to do the speech.
11:04Yeah.
11:07Dad, where's my lemonade?
11:09In a minute, mate, in a minute.
11:12What?
11:13Go on, G.
11:14Surely you've got something nice to say about your mum.
11:18But you should be.
11:19Hey, Steve.
11:20What?
11:20Speech.
11:21What?
11:23Speech.
11:24Come on, now.
11:25Come on, now.
11:26Come on, tell.
11:26Hell.
11:27I want to say a few words, apparently.
11:31This is quite an unconventional engagement party here.
11:35I mean, we've got a line-up of mother's greatest hits over here.
11:39What I'm saying though, Cindy Martin's got a nice ring to it.
11:42Yeah, at least dad's greatest hits in here would be one in, one out, wouldn't it?
11:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:47Okay, seriously, serious.
11:48These two chaos-inducing, self-sabotaging, hell-raisers have finally met their match.
11:56And, erm, I'm really happy for them both.
11:59I mean, I don't really know Max, but, erm, maybe you both just needed time to grow up.
12:07Oh, no, mate, no.
12:09Maybe you were both just looking for each other.
12:13Er, yeah.
12:14So, let's just raise a glass, yeah?
12:17To, to Mum and Max.
12:23Do you want me to get in the main, please?
12:24Get sure.
12:30What are you doing here when I thought you were staying in with the kids tonight?
12:33Yeah, well, I've been sugarcoating everything my ex did, pussyfooting around.
12:36I think I deserve to let my head down, don't you?
12:41There you go.
12:42Well, I hope you ain't trying to get me drunk, because I'm just here for the lols.
12:45It's about time we all had some lols, innit?
12:48All right, well, you can just stand there and look pretty.
12:50And I'm gonna need something stronger than that.
12:51Come right up.
12:58Oh, sorry I said that earlier.
12:59I don't care about you, and you don't care about me.
13:04Oh, you're gonna stick to your word, innit?
13:05I wouldn't waste my breath.
13:08There you go, something stronger.
13:10Oh, well, thanks.
13:11Cheers.
13:12Cheers.
13:24Oh, excuse me, um, you don't know me, but I think you do know my wife's lodger.
13:32Bea.
13:33Bea Pollard.
13:35I don't want to get involved.
13:36Sorry.
13:38Mate.
13:39Mate, I think she's dangerous.
13:44This is my number.
13:46Please try and help me out, eh?
13:48Call me.
13:55You all right?
13:56Hey, yeah.
13:58Pride's tomorrow.
14:00I really can't be bothered with Massachusetts tickets though.
14:02Yeah, well, you know we're doing something in here.
14:05Yeah?
14:05Yeah, I think big decorations, cocktails, special performers.
14:09Oh.
14:10I mean, who knows what Cindy's doing, but we don't want to line her pockets, do we?
14:13Yeah, yeah.
14:15Okay, yeah, why not?
14:16You gonna invite Jasmine?
14:18Me.
14:19All right, I'll mention it to her.
14:20Special performer here though.
14:22Nothing.
14:23Mm-hmm.
14:28Stop it.
14:33Is it a bit weird, gatecrash in Max's engagement party?
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh, it's fine.
14:38Look, it's for drinks.
14:38Well, keep going, because honey's coming round.
14:42Uh, happy birthday.
14:43Oh.
14:46You look happier than you've been in a long, long time.
14:49Yeah?
14:49I have.
14:51Let's keep it that way.
14:52I hope he treats you well.
14:54Thanks, George.
14:56There she is.
14:58Been missing you.
14:59Oh, don't get jealous.
15:00I was just telling George how happy you make me.
15:03No.
15:04Too right.
15:04I'm not jealous.
15:07It's all a bit playground, isn't it?
15:09There are no playground games here.
15:12We are all in loyal, adult relationships.
15:16If you want to go, you know where the door is.
15:17Do you know what I mean?
15:18Yeah, I do.
15:19By the looks of it, it's back to you in the face in the way in.
15:22Let's just forget about the riff, okay?
15:24Enjoy our party.
15:26Yeah.
15:26Mm.
15:32What's going on up to you?
15:35She's Kim.
15:37Kim.
15:38I thought you were seeing Denise.
15:41She said you were visiting her.
15:43Otherwise, anyone else could have gone, like me or Yolandi.
15:46How's your mum doing?
15:48Will you all tell her that we all miss her?
15:50Yeah, yeah, of course.
15:50Thanks, Amber.
15:51I mean, I could organise a group of us to go and see her.
15:54I know mum wants to, and honey mentioned it.
15:55She's not an exhibit in the tape modding, is she?
16:01Sorry.
16:02Sorry.
16:02It's just that it's...
16:03We're all worried at the moment, Yolandi.
16:06We can't even imagine.
16:07No, it's for you lot.
16:08Look, we all, um...
16:10We appreciate your support, all of you.
16:13It's just...
16:14Denise needs us in her corner right now.
16:16Yeah, she must be really going through it, bless her.
16:19Do you think you could turn the music up a little bit?
16:21I mean, well, it's an engagement party, is it?
16:27Right, come on, let's go.
16:31Wow, Uncle Max, you really know how to pick them, don't you?
16:36What?
16:50It's so beautiful.
16:54You must get paid to say that.
16:56And if I had a pound for every woman who laughed in my face,
16:58I'd leave the NHS tomorrow.
17:12No visitors in the end?
17:14No.
17:14I've FaceTimed Tiana.
17:17It's actually quite a relief not to have family in.
17:20Amen to that.
17:21You don't have to listen to all their problems,
17:24get yourself all dressed up, fix your head wrap.
17:26Some days you just want to let it all hang out.
17:30Yeah, well...
17:32I haven't even seen myself without this wrap-on.
17:36Can't bear taking it off in case I...
17:40catch my reflection in a spoon or something.
17:44Denise!
17:45You're putting your body through so much already,
17:48on top of all that, you want to care about what you look like?
17:50Yeah, I guess it just keeps some sense of control.
17:59Life is too short to try and retain control.
18:02Enjoy your no visitor day.
18:04Mm.
18:05And be kind to yourself, for once.
18:25Shall I help?
18:54I told you.
18:58Still beautiful.
19:21I bet you're not going to join in, darling.
19:24It's probably for the best.
19:26On the looks of it, this girl's night ain't going to end well.
19:28Obviously not Linda, you know.
19:31I think it kind of would, like, a slice of lemon in that.
19:35She wouldn't want to make a fuss, but I know she'd appreciate it.
19:38Lemon's coming up, girl.
19:47There we go.
19:48I've got one in there like that.
19:57How you doing? You all right?
19:59Yeah.
20:01I mean, I feel bad for Denise. Of course I do.
20:05But is it too much to ask for just a bit of attention, you know, just for one night?
20:09No, of course I ain't.
20:11You've got my attention, haven't you?
20:13Oh.
20:13I'm just going to be all over you later.
20:15Ew.
20:16O-A-P-P-D-A.
20:19It's all right. Ignore her.
20:20Are you going to let her talk to me like that?
20:22No, she's just jealous, isn't she?
20:23All jealous.
20:25Let's give her something to be jealous of.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh.
20:30Oh.
20:31Oh, she's still coming free.
20:32Go like.
20:34Hey!
20:34Good job.
20:36All right.
20:37There you go.
20:38Robbie.
20:38What?
20:40I know you and Ty are busy, but...
20:42Where's that gin?
20:43What?
20:43Well, yeah, well, I'll just hang on a second.
20:46You know, obviously I just poured in myself, you know, and I put a straw in.
20:50You?
20:51Oh.
20:52You weren't even inviting me to.
20:54Linda.
20:54Please.
20:55How long have you been here?
20:56What?
20:56It must have been you.
20:57I'll get you a new one.
20:58No, no, no.
20:58Throw her out.
20:59Linda, stop.
21:01Fine.
21:02I'm going.
21:03Go on.
21:04Bea, you...
21:05Linda.
21:06She was just reading her book.
21:08Oh, was she hell.
21:09Why are you all so quick to judge?
21:11I mean, she's just trying to fit in here.
21:13Honey.
21:14You told me to be reminded about Billy.
21:15What about Bea?
21:16She's my friend.
21:18We're your friends, honey.
21:20I don't know if you are.
21:21What?
21:22Honey.
21:23Oh, honey.
21:24Go.
21:31Do you know what?
21:33I'm going to talk to you.
21:34Don't do that, Cindy.
21:35Bea.
21:36What is your problem?
21:37I mean, you turn up here uninvited to try yourself for anything that moves.
21:41It's not a good look, you know.
21:43And you've got kids.
21:44Oh, wow.
21:44Really?
21:45What are you actually doing here anyway?
21:46It's like you're obsessed with me or something.
21:49With you.
21:49Babe, I was running around in nappies whilst you were sleeping with half the square.
21:54Do you know what?
21:55I'm not even going to stoop to your level.
21:58No self-respecting woman would.
22:01Yeah, yeah.
22:01You might laugh.
22:03And yes, it's no secret that I have had a few bad men in my time.
22:08But now I've found Max.
22:09Oh, yeah, who isn't one of the bad ones, right?
22:13He's no angel.
22:15But he loves me.
22:17I mean, look at you.
22:18Who's going to want you, Priya?
22:20Hmm?
22:20Ex-druggy and cheap clobber.
22:22No wonder Ravi got ill.
22:25It's indeed.
22:26That's enough.
22:32Sorry about that.
22:33You all right?
22:34Get lost, you creep.
22:36Priya.
22:38Bye.
22:45Oh, no.
22:46Just...
22:47Go away, Priya.
22:48Actually, I want to say something.
22:51Oh.
22:52Go on.
22:53I mean, it is my engagement, and I would quite like to go back to my party.
22:58Sorry, are you okay?
22:59Yeah, yeah, fine.
23:00So, what is it?
23:03I just want to say...
23:06I'm sorry.
23:08I should be cheersing you and Max, and instead I'm making total fools here, but...
23:13Okay.
23:15Thanks.
23:15We're really similar, me and you.
23:16I've fallen hard for a few wrong men in my life, too.
23:19Just a tip for the future.
23:21Don't catch feelings.
23:23Just play with them.
23:26Stay in control.
23:27Your heart stays intact that way.
23:29I don't need any tips from you, Priya.
23:33Max is my future.
23:35Okay?
23:37Come on.
23:38We're done.
23:43You owe me.
23:44You owe me.
23:49Max?
23:50Oh.
23:57Did you bring it?
23:59Remember, honey, this is purifying.
24:01Think of all the times that he's put himself, his feelings, his football first.
24:06Come on.
24:16What's that?
24:17No, let me see.
24:18It's just a...
24:19Another bottom drawer thing.
24:21It's just a silly old...
24:23No, um...
24:24Will and Janet, they made their dad this, so...
24:27Also, future feminists who need empowering.
24:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:30That is enough.
24:32Billy's their dad.
24:34Always will be.
24:36I saved you and the kids.
24:38You can't turn your back on me now.
24:40You're either with or against me, honey.
24:43Look, Bea, I...
24:45Of course, I could always tell Billy what you were doing here tonight.
25:08Sorry, are you and Mark?
25:09Are you a thing, then, or...?
25:11Oh, no, babe.
25:12Like I said tonight, it's just a bit fun.
25:14A little flirt.
25:16Because if I'm being honest, it's been a while, and I'm a little bit frustrated.
25:21Same.
25:24Actually, yeah, just excuse me a minute, yeah?
25:31Right, I'm doing a speech.
25:32What?
25:33What?
25:33This is Dad's last engagement party.
25:35Might never get a chance again.
25:37Excuse me.
25:39Yo, next round's on me!
25:41Now that I've got your attention, um...
25:44Let's play a little game.
25:46Drum roll, please.
25:50Who will be my dad's best man?
25:55Yikes.
25:57Well, someone from the square obviously has to do it,
25:59but he's upset most of the blokes around here by bonking their wives.
26:04You don't need a drink for this?
26:06Yeah, just a little bit of fun, daddy-o.
26:08Well, Uncle Jack later, didn't he?
26:09So, coming in at five to one, it's...
26:13Peter!
26:14Peter, Peter, Peter!
26:16Yeah.
26:16But Dad never thought you were good enough for Lauren, so...
26:19George!
26:20Huh?
26:21George!
26:22Yeah, 50 to one.
26:23Give, uh, Cinder's tips.
26:25Brian!
26:26Brian!
26:2720 to nine!
26:27Well, like 20,000 at one.
26:30You're probably right, he hates you.
26:34Right, now, Brian's mates, who we've got, who we've got?
26:36Just, uh, please look hot and don't be related to me.
26:40That's not a joke.
26:41I shouldn't tell that about her.
26:45Come on.
26:47What are you doing? You're just messing about in my head.
26:49What?
26:49By not telling your fiancé I had you on your knees a couple of weeks ago?
26:53What is this? What, you just want me again, or what?
26:55Oh, you're an arrogant old man.
26:58Still running around after beautiful young women.
27:01It's sad and pathetic.
27:03Oh, yeah, yeah, really sad and pathetic.
27:06I obviously did something for you that night.
27:09Flicked a sort of switch, and now you're just playing a big game
27:12because you want to get me again.
27:14Is that what you want?
27:15Listen, listen, Priya, right, this ain't about what I want.
27:18It's your engagement party.
27:21You're about to make Cindy the happiest woman,
27:24fulfil all her hopes and dreams,
27:26but instead, you're in here with me.
27:32Tell me why is that, Max?
27:35I'm sorry.
27:37No, no, Cindy.
27:39Just pull up.
27:40Give her no chance.
27:46No kiss in.
27:48I ain't your fiancé.
27:50Bye.
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