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00:07can I give you some advice don't stick up on me like that well I said hello on the way
00:12in didn't
00:13you hear me no sorry um I was just admiring your beautiful crochet dolls right so what was the
00:19advice if it doesn't matter in five years time it doesn't matter very wise is that the Dalai
00:26Lama sure oh why is that relevant to me meaning that Billy's betrayal may be dominating your
00:33frontal lobe today but in five years time he'll have forgotten he existed oh don't say that listen
00:40actually be I was thinking I should never ever agree to your cleansing ritual last night please
00:45the father of my children always will be glad to be with mom you got it we don't want you
00:52here
00:54well speak to be like that you know what me and your dad are going through is complicated
01:00you are welcome here be thank you stay out my way then
01:10why don't we have dinner tonight yeah all of us great idea I'll cook you like beef don't you
01:17yeah perfect and look Will's just taking time to adjust he'll come round back to Susie it's French for no
01:26worries
01:51Linda please old landlord he's remembered someone who knew her who what do they know about
01:56I don't know yet oh honey won't believe you if you don't have proof I mean she accused me of
02:02bullying
02:02Bea yesterday so don't have your hopes up too much hope's all I've got left well it's over if you
02:10grab that end
02:11like that you got it good girl lovely looks like a unicorn's pure tap in there she know he's been
02:16planned for ages hey Joshy washy doodah all right grandad shut up happy prize you'll join us later on
02:23you because Jasmine's looking forward to seeing you oh you don't need to pretend I know but it'd be nice
02:28for you two to enjoy yourselves and forget about what's happened you're preaching to the choir
02:32hey you may not be nicking my punters on the busiest day of the year
02:35Cindy you want to wind your neck in all right we've always embraced the LGBT community
02:40what's that saying Moe at the gays thank you
02:44all are welcome is what she means it's fine there's nothing on at the Albert anyway
02:49oh well well they must have forgotten to put the poster up
02:52I love that one then thank you
02:54I can't stand straight people rinsing the pink pound
03:00why not but you are yeah hey hey I'll see you at the victor party later
03:15sorry don't worry darling by the end of the day them two are going to be partying like it's 1999
03:20uh come on I've got work to do oh I see those slated right got your pink shirt what's wrong
03:30with that one
03:31oh it's more healthy on this one when
03:34oh
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03:57Max can I just oh sorry
03:59oh
04:00mom
04:01maybe not next time
04:02do you know what I'm not feeling well so if you just lake me away from home I
04:06could catch up with the inventory
04:07Uh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
04:10You're tough. I think it's just one of them 24-hour things.
04:12Yeah, they always are, aren't they?
04:16Uh, Priya, you forgot the inventory.
04:18Oh, silly me.
04:20Uh, it's cold. It's just gone straight to my head.
04:23There you go.
04:25Well, this should keep me entertained while I'm stuck in bed all day.
04:32Can you not see what she's doing?
04:34She's walking all over you, Max.
04:36Don't worry about her.
04:39What do I ever do about you?
04:42Happy Pride.
04:44Who says the gays have all the fun, eh?
04:49Hi, Nick.
04:54You all right?
04:57Are you stressed about Billy?
04:58Or Bea?
05:00I thought you were on my side.
05:02Hey, I am.
05:03Look, you know I think Bea's a funny fish,
05:05but if you really believe that Billy cheated on you,
05:08then I am here for you 100%.
05:11Good.
05:12Thanks, Nicola.
05:14Because I don't know what to believe anymore.
05:16Last night, Bea forced me into doing this cleansing ritual
05:20to celebrate the end of my marriage.
05:22She burnt Billy's best dad t-shirt that Will and Janet had made for him.
05:25You what?
05:26It was like it was a victory for her.
05:28Why would my misery make her so happy?
05:30Unless she's been manipulating me all along.
05:32Look, you've just got to trust your instincts, all right?
05:35What does the gut tell you?
05:37Zoe?
05:38Zoe?
05:39Um, could you show me Billy's dating app thingy, please?
05:43Why?
05:44It's only going to upset you.
05:45Look, please.
05:49Thanks.
05:52Oh, it's been updated.
05:54Now says he's single.
05:56Oh, honey.
05:59Oh, I'm waiting and willing to be dated,
06:02fated and get my appetite sated.
06:04Oh, sounds like he's trying to get in a posh bird's knickers.
06:09No, no, no.
06:09It isn't my Billy's words.
06:11I mean, look how fated it's about there.
06:14There's a triangle over the E.
06:16I mean, that's French, isn't it?
06:18Search me.
06:18Do you know what?
06:19I think you're right.
06:20I mean, your Billy ain't exactly a linguist, is he?
06:24No.
06:25No, he's not.
06:27But I know someone who is.
06:29Pastor Sussi.
06:33Not one single punter at Pride.
06:36Why didn't you buy the entertainment?
06:38Well, I assumed you'd organise something.
06:39You know, being the owner.
06:42So what am I paying you for, then?
06:44For barmaid's wages, my duties include handing out cocktails
06:48and entertaining the customers.
06:49It does not include thinking.
06:52Fine.
06:53I just don't want the Vic stealing our thunder.
06:58You know what?
07:00When I was running the Lady and the Owl in Watford,
07:03my musical steak and supper club brought all the boys to my yard.
07:07Yeah?
07:07Well, I don't want to bore my punters to death, Elaine.
07:10Got any better ideas?
07:12What about that drag queen friend of yours?
07:16Drew Peacock?
07:18Well, he's lovely, but he's no spring chicken.
07:20He was in Feather Bowers before RuPaul was hatched.
07:23Yeah, but he'd have contacts, wouldn't he?
07:25Someone to bring a bit of stardust in here.
07:29Someone to play the Vic at their own game.
07:32But tell me why you can't do this at your place, sir.
07:34Um, yeah, I don't want Bea to hear what I've got to say, sir.
07:38So you believe me?
07:40I have my doubts about Bea.
07:46No, just give her some space, Billy, yeah?
07:49I ain't done nothing.
07:50I just need some answers.
07:53Well, I might have some for you.
07:56Bea's old landlord.
07:58He put me onto this bird roof.
08:00I told her about Bea living with us and the kids for months,
08:05and she said she's got some things she wants to tell me.
08:09Really?
08:10Well, I want to talk to her.
08:11No, no, no, no, me and Phil, we can drag her back here.
08:14Make her tell the old blue everything.
08:16No, I don't want you two making things worse
08:18and scaring the woman off.
08:19What if this roof turns out to be a wrong one as well?
08:23He's right.
08:24Look, I don't want you going on your own.
08:28I won't be on my own.
08:34Hey, I think I'm going to head into Soho later.
08:36I don't want to miss out on all the fun.
08:37What?
08:38This is fun.
08:39Well, I mean, it will be later.
08:41Right.
08:44Is this mall going to bring Josh and Jasmine closer together?
08:47Right.
08:48I know exactly what we need.
08:49Give me a sec.
08:50Jess, hold on, darling.
08:51I need a favour.
08:52Oh, my condolences.
08:55What a tragic conclusion to your petty sabotage.
08:58Oh, get lost, Cruella.
09:00You come here just to gloat?
09:01I came here to tell you the Albert has booked A-list entertainment.
09:05They should be arriving very soon to host the best pride party
09:09Walford has ever seen.
09:11Oh, the gloating was a bonus.
09:15Bye.
09:18That's what she thinks.
09:22You know, when I was little, I asked my lovely dad
09:26why the other girls don't want to be my friend
09:28and why I was never picked for the netball team
09:30and he just said that I was tuned in to a special radio frequency
09:35that the other girls couldn't hear.
09:37Honey FM.
09:38Oh, the dad sounds like one in a million.
09:41He was.
09:48It did get easier as I got older.
09:50I mean, I've had some lovely friends.
09:52I've just never had a BFF.
09:54And I know I get my words befuddled and I can be a bit much,
09:59but when other women, you know, dismiss me as irrelevant and dark,
10:04it, you know, can hurt.
10:06And then there was Bea.
10:09And she was the first woman who wanted to be my best friend
10:12and she listened to me and it was wonderful.
10:15Finally have somebody tuned in to Honey FM.
10:25Are you sure this is going to work?
10:26Do you want this pie to pop all off?
10:29What?
10:36You found it all right, then?
10:52Will, do you mind?
10:56It's very cool to do, right there.
10:59Yellow.
11:00Amber looks in some difficulty there.
11:03He's going to receive some attention from the medics.
11:06Yeah, watch this now.
11:08It's past the ball.
11:0920 minutes ago and then wham.
11:12Tell me why that's not a red.
11:14Sorry about the change of venue.
11:16It's all been a bit last minute.
11:17No worries.
11:18And you're Cindy.
11:20Yeah.
11:20And I'm A-Line.
11:24Oh, what a pleasure to be back amongst my own people.
11:29Never forget where you come from.
11:31That's my motto.
11:32Shall we show you to his resting room?
11:33Oh, please do, darling.
11:34Lovely.
11:34Oh, shut the door.
11:35Yeah.
11:39I said no more dive bars.
11:42I'm prime time now.
11:43I should be spinning around with Kylie on the wheel.
11:46Not drinking snakebite with the dregs of society.
11:49Is that your perfume?
11:51It's a delight.
11:51Oh, nice.
11:52The plug-ins is to mask the smell of the rat traps.
11:54Nice, isn't it?
11:55Summer breeze.
11:56Yeah, lovely.
11:59What the...
12:00Sorry.
12:01Stinks, innit?
12:02Summer breeze?
12:03Don't think.
12:06Now, I don't think she's coming, babe.
12:09Are you honey?
12:11Sorry I'm late.
12:12Ruth?
12:13I gather you know B-Pollard.
12:16Here you are.
12:17Oh.
12:18Oh, thank you.
12:21Thanks.
12:22So, how long have you two been together?
12:24What?
12:24What?
12:25Is that what you think?
12:26Now she's my nan!
12:27Oh.
12:29Oh, phew.
12:30I did think the age gap was a bit creepy.
12:32Mind you, this is still an LGBTQ plus establishment.
12:36Right?
12:36Yeah, Levoire only agreed to this gig if it's part of a pride charity.
12:40Oh, you can't go.
12:41No.
12:42We're all lesbians.
12:43It runs in the family.
12:44Jo!
12:45Jo, you here?
12:46Yeah.
12:46Oh, dear.
12:47What do you reckon?
12:47I don't care, cos I've reached up.
12:48Oh, wow.
12:49Oh, her.
12:51Hello, I'm, er...
12:52This is my daughter, Kate.
12:53You see?
12:53It runs in the family.
12:55Do you know what?
12:56When we pulled up outside this tatty old boozer, I never would have dreamed that there's
13:00three generations of queer pride in one family.
13:02Bravo!
13:03Oh, thank you.
13:04Well, it's, er...
13:05It's lovely to meet you, Levoire, sir.
13:07Levoire.
13:07That's, yeah, Levoire.
13:08Bonjour.
13:09Er, to say that we're, you know, we're really big, really big fans of you.
13:13Oh, thanks, Kat.
13:14That means a lot.
13:15And do you know what?
13:16What?
13:16It takes a lot of courage to find your authentic self.
13:18When I started, my makeup looked like a dog's dinner as well.
13:22But I promise you, you'll get better.
13:23Yeah, I'm a big fan.
13:35I'm not being funny, Trace, but this is rubbish.
13:38I mean, I ain't even made that much effort.
13:39Yeah, unless you want to give us a song.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Shut up, boss.
13:42Be patient.
13:43Sorry, promised a show.
13:44Yeah.
13:45That's a start.
13:46Right, I think we should go into the Albert.
13:47Mum said she's got an A-lister or something.
13:49Z-lister would be better than this.
13:50Come on.
13:51Come on, yeah?
13:52Be late.
13:52Come on.
13:53See you.
13:54See, I told you.
13:55Please come on.
14:04Everybody, welcome to the Queen Victoria Pride Party 2026.
14:12Kat, you've never looked better.
14:14I did my makeup, so be nice.
14:17Thank you, James.
14:18Right, without further ado, everybody, it's a great pleasure to introduce you.
14:23Live, live, on stage.
14:25Britain's new super science attacker, Gohan, Leonie.
14:30You ready for it?
14:31Leonie!
14:46Oh, hello darlings! Happy Pride!
15:04So rude! Oi! What's rich in that?
15:08My father like son. Poor mum should have cleared out the pond scum years ago. You and your rotten dad.
15:17Keep my dad's name out of your mouth, yeah?
15:19Well, back off. I didn't touch her.
15:22I know you didn't. That's right.
15:24You gotta let your son threaten you like that. Are you here to finish the job?
15:27You're the one who's holding a knife.
15:29Hey, darling, are you?
15:31I want you to do me a favour, mate. I want you and your brother to go with Uncle Phil
15:36while I have a little chat with Bea.
15:39Yeah, let's give him some space, yeah?
15:40You shouldn't listen to your father, Janet. I mean, did he even want you?
15:45Oi! Don't manipulate my sister.
15:49Come on home, Dad. Yeah.
15:50Go on, let's go.
15:59Why would Honey forgive you after everything you've done?
16:04Probably because she's finally seen through you.
16:08She's my best friend. She trusts me. She loves me.
16:12Then why is she having a meeting with your ex-housemate, Ruth, right now?
16:21It was so random, I met Bea at the supermarket, both going for the same loaf of sourdough.
16:27Within weeks, she was my new bestie.
16:30She listened to me, encouraged me to stand up for myself more.
16:36I loved her. Sounds familiar.
16:39I said Bea could stay at ours for a few weeks, but my husband Sam wasn't happy.
16:44She said Sam cared more about Ringo than me, our basset hound.
16:50So me and Sam start rowing. Bea's always there to mop up my tears.
16:56Then I caught her out on little lies, but she always played the victim.
17:01Then my husband sprained his ankle, falling down our front steps.
17:05But Bea was stood right behind him.
17:09The ladder. When I fell off the ladder, Bea had just left.
17:13So I distanced myself.
17:15But then Bea got really weird, obsessive, clingy, begging me not to reject her.
17:24One night, we caught her loitering outside the house.
17:27Sam went down and said we'd go to the police.
17:29We thought it'd be the last we saw of her.
17:31But then I woke up in hospital.
17:34What'd you done?
17:35Burned me ass down.
17:38I got away lightly.
17:40Smoke inhalation, minor burns.
17:42Sam's still having skin grafts on his back, but...
17:47We lost Ringo in the fire.
17:49Oh, she's evil.
17:51You poor things.
17:52Police couldn't prove anything, so Bea got away with it.
17:57Sam's never forgiven me for bringing her into our lives.
18:00Oh, God.
18:01Billy was telling the truth.
18:03Why would Bea do it?
18:04I mean...
18:05I thought there was a good person inside.
18:08No, I get it.
18:09Those big, vulnerable eyes.
18:11Full of sweetness and sincerity.
18:14I guess she never had much of that herself,
18:16so she attaches herself to other vulnerable women.
18:20And once she's got here, she don't let go.
18:27Oh, honey.
18:29Don't get upset.
18:30All right, she is an expert at this, right?
18:33I mean, she's dangerous.
18:37I've got to protect my family.
18:39How does honey like her beef with pink in the middle?
18:43You really are tapped, aren't you?
18:48Do you really think honey is going to eat anything that you've touched?
18:51Your manners are as ugly as your soul.
18:54All right, I see. I've had enough.
18:55I want you out.
19:04That is an accident.
19:05You've ruined the dinner. You've ruined it.
19:08Yeah, and you ruined my marriage.
19:10You don't know how lucky you are to have honey.
19:13She's the sweetest spouse I've ever met.
19:16And she's not going to be swayed by Ruth's twisted stories
19:20because honey knows a liar when she sees one.
19:23Well, she does now, doesn't she?
19:24She cheated on her.
19:26Yeah, once, years ago.
19:28It was the biggest mistake of my life.
19:29You've got no idea what cheating does to people.
19:32What's he got to do with you?
19:34You're nothing to me,
19:35and you're nothing to do with my family.
19:36Honey is my friend,
19:38and she's all that I've got.
19:41It's not fair.
19:42It's not.
19:43It's not.
19:44Bad things should happen to bad people,
19:46and not the other way round.
19:48Right, right, that's it.
19:49You can shut your mouth.
19:52Sling on.
19:53No!
19:54Get off me!
19:55Get off me!
19:56Get off me!
19:57Get off me!
19:58Get off me!
20:14Get off me!
20:16Get off me!
20:18Get off me!
20:26I'm so excited to be here!
20:28Now, listen, if I leave that there, can you see me?
20:31Hello in the back!
20:33Yes, marks and polys are coming from the nylon up there.
20:36This is wonderful.
20:37Well, do you know what they said to me, La Voix?
20:39Take the East End Pride gig.
20:41You'll get a much younger audience, you know.
20:43And looking around here, how on earth did some of you get in?
20:46My goodness me!
20:48Oh, but I'm so excited to be here now.
20:50Listen, thanks, Kat, for that lovely introduction.
20:52That was amazing.
20:56You know, there's a lot of pressure on people to look good these days, isn't there?
21:00And it's lovely to meet someone resisting that pressure.
21:05Is this your gasp?
21:06Yes, it is.
21:07Yeah, it's funny, isn't it?
21:09It's always a bit with money who dress like they've got none.
21:11Have you noticed?
21:12Look at the cash must be absolutely loaded.
21:16Oh, well, listen, thanks, Dave.
21:18Let's have a proper look at you.
21:19I've got me torch.
21:20Right, the lights are on you.
21:21Look at this.
21:22Oh, I love it when the light hits a straight person.
21:25They go, oh, my eyes.
21:26When it hits a gay man, they're like...
21:30Oh, this is amazing.
21:31Oh, look at you.
21:31Hello, my darling, filming me.
21:33Le voir in a side wind.
21:35Look at that.
21:36Oh, my God, I love it.
21:37And the necklace and the earrings and the ring and the sparkles.
21:40Oh, you look like you've covered yourself in glue and rolled through the market.
21:44You look lovely.
21:45Have we got the pretty boys here?
21:46Hello, boys.
21:48Yes.
21:49How did I notice you wearing beige?
21:51Goodness me.
21:52Bringing a whole new meaning to Fifty Shades of Grey.
21:54This is wonderful.
21:55It's been a while since the man on the foot wearing a Mac.
21:58I love the shirt.
22:00Look at that.
22:00You look real nice with that shirt.
22:02An iron.
22:04Yes, indeed.
22:05We've got the pretty queen at the end here.
22:07Yeah.
22:08No, not you, look.
22:09The wall behind is the picture of the queen behind you.
22:11Look at that.
22:11Yeah, it's not on the back, you, look.
22:13There we do, turkey team.
22:14Yeah, this is wonderful.
22:16And where's the barmaid in the black and white?
22:17There she is.
22:19Look at you, just like a chihuahua coat.
22:20You look wonderful.
22:23You scan that woman's blouse, you bring up the pub menu.
22:25This is amazing.
22:26Oh, I love it.
22:27And, oh, look, give a round of applause for this wonderful lady sat in here.
22:31Yes, look at that.
22:32She's been supporting pride.
22:34It's rainbows, the black, the white.
22:35Look at this.
22:36It's lovely to meet a woman still supporting Movember.
22:39It's nice.
22:40I look look.
22:40Move on, it's now the summer.
22:42That's it, right.
22:43And look, let's not forget Debbie for the applause.
22:47Shall we do a song?
22:49Yes!
22:50Yes!
22:52Where is she?
22:53And where is everybody else?
22:58What?
23:09What?
23:15Let me show you.
23:23Um.
23:34Please, please hurry, please, Billy, Billy Mitchell, he's, he's trying to get, get going.
23:45Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me.
24:02Hey, come here, you.
24:05You all right, Dad?
24:06Yeah, yeah, I'm sorted.
24:09Did you try any of it?
24:10No, no, no, no, that's, um, a roast that she was cooking.
24:16Okay, all right.
24:18Why haven't you left the door open?
24:22What on earth's happened?
24:24Oh, my.
24:25Where's Billy?
24:26Where's the kids?
24:27Will?
24:27Johnny?
24:28Police!
24:29Show me your hands.
24:31You, oh, please, my husband...
24:33Where's Billy Mitchell?
24:34I don't know, why?
24:35We got here just before you did, he could be upstairs for a wiener.
24:38Billy?
24:39Stay here.
24:40What is all this?
24:41We received an emergency call.
24:42There's been an allegation of serious assault.
24:47Very entertaining.
24:48Oh, thank you, darlings.
24:50Yeah, you're all right.
24:51You're all right.
24:52You know, I've dipped my toes in the entertainment space myself.
24:56Oh, yeah, I can imagine that.
24:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:58But tell me, who was your inspiration?
25:00Oh, I've just loved all the big famous divas, you know.
25:03Oh, yeah.
25:03But there was this one pub landlader I used to work for,
25:06hair as red as a London bus.
25:08Yeah, she used to love doing karaoke, but talk about land.
25:11We used to have to bring time at the bar early just to make a stop.
25:14Oh, she was more flamboyant than Shirley Bassey.
25:17In fact, I've had to rein her in.
25:18Afternoon, I am suing you for loss of earnings and reputational damage.
25:23And you should have been on stage at the Albert hours ago.
25:26Oh, excuse me.
25:27Elaine and Cindy told me the venue had changed to here.
25:30Oh, no, not possible.
25:32I'm Cindy.
25:33And I am Elaine.
25:35Elaine.
25:36Elaine Peacock?
25:38Oh, it's me.
25:39I used to do your musical steak and supper nights at the Lady and the Owl.
25:42Look at you.
25:43What a glower.
25:44Haven't you done well, darling?
25:45Oh, nice to see you.
25:52Jasmine!
25:53You having fun?
25:55Yeah?
25:55It's all right.
25:57Hey, you want to join us?
25:59I'll be thrilled, too.
26:02You're awesome.
26:03Thank you so much.
26:03What you've done for Watford.
26:04What you've done for Brian.
26:05What you've done for me and Jasmine.
26:08You're awesome.
26:09You're awesome.
26:13Hey!
26:13Especially for your name.
26:15Here goes Sally.
26:16You're all right.
26:17Coming through.
26:18Coming through.
26:19Hey!
26:20Hey!
26:21Hey!
26:22Hey!
26:23Hey!
26:24Hey!
26:24Hey!
26:24Hey!
26:25Some better admit in here.
26:25Oh, my God.
26:31Oh!
26:31Yeah!
26:32Oh!
26:36Aw!
26:41Aw!
26:45Aw!
26:47Aw!
26:48Aw!
26:50Aw!
26:52Aw!
26:53Aw!
26:54Aw!
26:54Oh!
26:54You can have it all
26:58Come on! Phil might know something.
27:00Phil!
27:01Something terrible's happened.
27:03All right, Billy's...
27:03Billy!
27:04Oh, thank God you're okay.
27:06Why have you not been answering the call?
27:07I had it on silent notes.
27:10Why are you here?
27:12I don't know how the kids from Bea.
27:14You should have heard the way that she was talking to Janet.
27:16Annie!
27:17Tell them!
27:18What is this? What's going on? Where is she?
27:20I don't know where she is, but the police are at our house.
27:23And they're looking for you.
27:25The house has been absolutely trashed.
27:26There's bloody handprints everywhere.
27:28It looks as if there's been a struggle.
27:31No, no, no, no, no.
27:32No, I never touched her.
27:34I swear!
27:35Okay, okay, I believe you.
27:37But from what the police are telling me,
27:39it looks like Bea's framed you
27:42for her murder.
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