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00:32can i give you some advice don't stick up on me like that well i said hello on the way
00:38in didn't
00:38you hear me no sorry um i was just admiring your beautiful crochet dolls right so what was the
00:44advice if it doesn't matter in five years time it doesn't matter very wise is that the dale
00:51llama sure oh why is that relevant to me meaning that billy's betrayal may be dominating your
00:58frontal lobe today but in five years time he'll have forgotten he existed oh don't say that listen
01:05actually be i i was thinking i should never ever agreed to your cleansing ritual last night
01:10but he's the father of my children always will be glad to hear it mum you got it we don't
01:17want you
01:17here well do you not speak to be like that you know what me and your dad are going through
01:25is
01:25complicated you are welcome here be thank you stay out my way then
01:36why don't we have dinner tonight yeah all of us great idea i'll cook you like beef don't you yeah
01:43perfect and look will's just taking time to adjust he'll come round it's french for no worries
02:00oh
02:17i don't know
02:17these old landlord he's remembered someone who knew her who what did they know about
02:22i don't know yet oh honey won't believe you if you don't have proof
02:26i mean she accused me of bullying bee yesterday so don't have your hopes up too much
02:32hope's all i've got left
02:34all right so if you grab that end like that you got it good girl lovely looks like a unicorn's
02:39puked up in there she knows he's been planned for ages hey joshie washy doodah all right grandad
02:45shut up happy prize you'll join us later on you because jasmine's looking forward to seeing you
02:50oh you don't need to pretend i know but it'd be nice for you two to enjoy yourselves and forget
02:55about
02:56how it's happened you're preaching to the choir hey you mean i've been nicking my punters on the
03:00busiest day of the year cindy you want to wind your neck in all right we've always embraced the
03:05lgbt community what's that saying moe at the gays thank you all welcome is what she means it's
03:12fine there's nothing on at the albert anyway oh well and they must have forgotten to put the poster up
03:18i'll have that one then thank you hey hey i can't stand straight people rinsing the pink pound
03:26why not you are we got loads more where they come yeah hey hey i'll see you at the victory
03:35later
03:40sorry don't worry darling by the end of the day them two are going to be partying like it's 1999.
03:46nah come on got work to do oh i see those slated right i've got your pink shirt what's wrong
03:56with that
03:56ah it's more healthy on this one when about there you're gonna help me get out of it then or
04:12what
04:15right
04:22max can i just oh sorry maybe not next time do you know what i'm not feeling well so if
04:30you just
04:30let me work from home i could um i could catch up on the inventory uh yeah yeah of course
04:35you're tough
04:36i think it's just one of them 24-hour things yeah they always are aren't they
04:41uh priya you forgot the inventory oh silly me uh it's cold it's just gone straight to my head
04:48there you go well this should keep me entertained while i'm stuck in bed all day
04:57can you not see what she's doing she's walking all over you max
05:01i'll worry about her what i ever do about you happy pride who says the gays have all the fun
05:11hey
05:19honey all right
05:21are you stressed about billy or me i thought you were on my side hey i am
05:29look you know i think bee's a funny fish but if you really believe that billy cheated on you
05:33then i am here for you a hundred percent good thanks nicola because i don't know what to believe
05:40anymore last night bee forced me into doing this cleansing ritual to celebrate the end of my marriage
05:47she burnt billy's best dad t-shirt that will and janet had made for him you what it's like it
05:52was a
05:52victory for her why would my misery make her so happy unless she's been manipulating me all along
05:58you've just got to trust your instincts all right what does the gut tell you
06:03zoe zoe um could you show me billy's dating app thingy please why it's only going to upset you look
06:11please
06:15thanks
06:17oh it's been updated now says he's single oh honey oh i'm waiting and willing to be dated fated and
06:28my appetite's sated oh sounds like he's trying to get in a posh bird's knickers
06:34i know that isn't my billy's words i mean i mean look at look how fated is about there there's
06:40a
06:40triangle over the e i mean that's french isn't it search me do you know what i think you're right
06:46i mean you're billy ain't exactly a linguist is it no no he's not but i know someone who is
06:54pastor
06:55suci not one single punter at pride why didn't you want the entertainment well i assumed you'd
07:04organize something you know being the owner so what am i paying you for then for barmaid's wages my
07:11duties include handing out cocktails and entertaining the customers it does not include sinking
07:18fine i just don't want the vic stealing our thunder
07:24you know what when i was running the lady and the owl in watford my musical steak and supper club
07:30bought all the boys to my yard yeah well i don't want to bore my punters to death elaine got
07:35any better
07:36ideas what about that drag queen friend of yours drew peacock well he's lovely but he's no spring chicken
07:45he was in feather bows before ru paul was hatched yeah but he'd have contacts wouldn't he someone to
07:51bring a bit of stardust in here someone to play the vic at their own game but tell me why
07:58you can't
07:58do this at your place um yeah i don't want b to hear what i've got to say sir so
08:04you believe me i have
08:06my doubts about b no just give her some space billy yeah i ain't done nothing i just need some
08:16answers
08:18well i might have some for you
08:22b's old landlord he put me onto this bird roof i told her about b living with us and the
08:29kids for
08:30for months and she said she's got some things she wants to tell me really well i want to talk
08:36to
08:37her no no no no me and phil we can drag her back here make her tell the old bill
08:41everything no i don't
08:42want you two making things worse and scaring the woman off what if this roof turns out to be a
08:47wrong
08:47one as well he's right well i don't i don't want you going on your own oh i won't be
08:54on my own
09:00hey i think i'm going to head into soho later i don't want to miss out on all the fun
09:02what this
09:03is fun well i mean it will be later right this mall gang gonna bring josh and jasmine closer together
09:12right i know exactly what we need give me a sec jess hold on darling i need a favor oh
09:18my
09:20condolences what a tragic conclusion to your petty sabotage oh get lost cruella you come here just to
09:26gloat i came here to tell you the albert has booked a-list entertainment they should be arriving
09:32very soon to host the best pride party walthard has ever seen oh the gloating was a bonus bye
09:43that's what she thinks
09:47you know when i was little i asked my lovely dad why the other girls don't want to be my
09:53friend and
09:54why i was never picked for the netball team and he just said that i was tuned into a special
09:59radio
10:00frequency that the other girls couldn't hear honey fm oh the dad sounds like one in a million he was
10:13i did get easier as i got older i mean i've had some lovely friends and i've just never had
10:19a bff
10:20and i know i get my words befuddled and i can be a bit much but when other women you
10:27know dismiss me
10:28is irrelevant and dark you know it can hurt and then there was b and she was the first woman
10:36who
10:36wanted to be my best friend and she listened to me and it was wonderful finally have somebody tuned in
10:42to honey fm's are you sure this is gonna work do you want this pie to pop all up wait
11:02you found it all right then
11:20will do you mind
11:26the member looks in some difficulty there he's going to receive some attention from the medics
11:31yeah watch this now it's past the ball 20 minutes ago and then wow
11:38tell me why that's not a red sorry about the change of venue it's all been a bit last minute
11:43no worries and you're cindy yeah and i'm a-line oh oh what a pleasure to be back amongst my
11:54own
11:54people never forget where you come from that's my motto should we show you to your dressing room
11:58oh please do darling oh shut the door yeah
12:05i said no more dye bars i'm prime time now i should be spinning around with kylie on the wheel
12:11not
12:11drinking snake bite with the dregs of society is that your perfume it's a delight oh nice
12:17the plug-ins is to master smell of the rat traps no it's in it summer breeze yeah enough
12:22nice
12:28no i don't think she's coming babe
12:33huh are you honey sorry i'm late ruth i gather you know be pollard
12:42here you are oh oh thank you thanks so how long have you two been together what what is that
12:51you
12:51think now she's my nan oh oh phew i did think the age gap was a bit creepy mind you
12:58this is still a
12:59an lgbtq plus establishment right lavoire only agreed to this gig if it's part of a pride charity
13:05oh you can't go no we're all lesbians it runs in the family joe joe are you here what do
13:12you reckon
13:13i'm okay so i've reached out oh wow oh hello i'm uh this is my daughter kate you see it
13:19runs in the
13:19family do you know what when we pulled up outside this tatty old boozer i never would have dreamed
13:25that there's three generations of queer pride in one family bravo oh thank you well it's uh it's
13:31it's lovely to meet your voice that's why that's yeah lavoire yeah bonjour uh to say that we're you
13:36know we're really big really big fans of you oh thanks cat that means a lot and do you know
13:41what
13:41it takes a lot of courage to find your authentic self and when i started my makeup looked like a
13:46dog's dinner as well but i promise you you'll get better yeah
14:01i'm not being funny trace but this is rubbish i mean i ain't even made that much effort yeah unless
14:05you want to give us a song yeah be patient zomi promised a show yeah that's stuff right i think
14:12we
14:12go to the albert mom said she's got a list or something zed lister would be better than this
14:16come on yeah see see i told you
14:30everybody welcome to the queen victoria pride party 2026
14:37can't you never look better i i i did my makeup so be nice thank you jackie right with our
14:44mother-in-law everybody it's a great pleasure to introduce to you live on stage britain's
14:51new superstar entertainer go on the only you ready for it
14:56new superstar entertainer go on oh hello darlings happy parade
15:14oh hello darlings happy parade
15:30So rude!
15:31What is it? What's rich in that?
15:34Father-like son.
15:36Poor mum should have cleared out the pond scum years ago.
15:40You and your rotten dad.
15:43Keep my dad's name out of your mouth, yeah?
15:45Well, back off.
15:46I didn't touch her.
15:47I know you didn't, that's why.
15:49You gotta let your son threaten me like that.
15:51Are you here to finish the job?
15:52You're the one who's holding a knife.
15:54Hello, darling.
15:55I want you to do me a favour, mate.
15:58I want you and your brother
16:00to go with Uncle Phil
16:02while I have a little chat with Bea.
16:04Yeah, let's give him some space, yeah?
16:06You shouldn't listen to your father.
16:08Janet, I mean, did he even want you?
16:10Oi! One minute we like my sister.
16:14Come on home, Dad.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Go on, let's go.
16:16Come on in.
16:24Why would Honey forgive you after everything you've done?
16:30Probably because she's finally seen through you.
16:33Nah.
16:34She's my best friend.
16:35She trusts me.
16:37She loves me.
16:38Then why is she having a meeting with your ex-housemate, Ruth?
16:43Right now.
16:47It was so random, I met Bea at the supermarket,
16:50both going for the same loaf of sourdough.
16:53Within weeks, she was my new bestie.
16:56She listened to me.
16:59Encouraged me to stand up for myself more.
17:02I loved her.
17:03Sounds familiar.
17:04I said Bea could stay at ours for a few weeks,
17:07but my husband Sam wasn't happy.
17:10She said Sam cared more about Ringo than me,
17:13our basset hound.
17:15So me and Sam start rowing.
17:18Bea's always there to mop up my tears.
17:21Then I caught her out on little lies,
17:23but she always played the victim.
17:26Then my husband sprained his ankle,
17:29falling down our front steps.
17:31But Bea was stood right behind him.
17:35The ladder.
17:36When I fell off the ladder, Bea had just left.
17:39So I distanced myself.
17:41But then Bea got really weird.
17:45Obsessive.
17:46Clingy.
17:46Begging me not to reject her.
17:49One night we caught her loitering outside the house.
17:52Sam went down and said we'd go to the police.
17:54We thought it'd be the last we saw of her.
17:57But then I woke up in hospital.
17:59What'd you done?
18:01Burned me ass down.
18:03I got away lightly.
18:05Smoke inhalation, minor burns.
18:07Sam's still having skin grafts on his back.
18:10But we lost Ringo in the fire.
18:15Oh, she's evil.
18:16You poor things.
18:18Police couldn't prove anything, so Bea got away with it.
18:22Sam's never forgiven me for bringing her into our lives.
18:26Billy was telling the truth.
18:28Why would Bea do it?
18:31I thought there was a good person inside her.
18:33I get it.
18:34Those big, vulnerable eyes.
18:36Full of sweetness and sincerity.
18:40I guess she never had much of that herself.
18:42So she attaches herself to other vulnerable women.
18:46And once she's got you, you don't let go.
18:53Oh, honey.
18:54Don't get upset.
18:56All right?
18:57She is an expert at this, right?
18:58I mean, she's dangerous.
19:02I've got to protect my family.
19:05How does honey like her beef and pink in the middle?
19:09You really are tapped, aren't you?
19:13Do you really think honey is going to eat anything that you've touched?
19:16Your manners are as ugly as your soul.
19:19All right, I see.
19:20I've had enough.
19:21I want you out.
19:29That is an accident.
19:31You've ruined her, didn't I?
19:32You've ruined it!
19:33Yeah, and you ruined my marriage!
19:35You don't know how lucky you are to have.
19:38Honey, she's the sweetest spouse of my life.
19:40I've ever met.
19:41And she's not going to be swayed by Ruth's twisted stories
19:46because honey knows a liar when she sees one.
19:49Well, she does now, doesn't she?
19:50She cheated on her.
19:52Yeah, once, years ago.
19:53It was the biggest mistake of my life.
19:55You've got no idea what cheating does to people.
19:58What's he got to do with you?
19:59You're nothing to me.
20:00And you're nothing to do with my family.
20:02Honey is my friend.
20:03And she's all that I've got.
20:06It's not fair.
20:08It's not.
20:08It's not.
20:09Bad things should happen to bad people.
20:12And not the other way round.
20:14Right, right.
20:14That's it.
20:15Shut your mouth.
20:17It's a slinger.
20:18Slinger!
20:18No!
20:20Get off me!
20:21Get off me!
20:21Get off me!
20:23Get off me!
20:23Get off me!
20:36How Bill can do with you?
20:40Get off me!
20:51I am so excited to be here!
20:53Now listen, if I leave that there, can you see me?
20:57Hello in the back!
20:58Yes!
20:59Marks and police are coming from the nylon up there.
21:02This is wonderful.
21:03Well, do you know what they said to me, La Voix?
21:04Take the East End Pride gig.
21:06You'll get a much younger audience, you know.
21:08And looking around here, how on earth did some of you get in?
21:11My goodness me!
21:13Oh, but I'm so excited to be here now.
21:16Listen, thanks, Kat, for that lovely introduction.
21:18That was amazing.
21:22You know, there's a lot of pressure on people to look good these days, isn't there?
21:25And it's lovely to meet someone resisting that pressure.
21:28Oh, thank God.
21:30Is this your gasp?
21:32Yes, it is.
21:33Look at that.
21:33Yeah, it's funny, isn't it?
21:34There's always a people with money who dress like they've got none.
21:37Have you noticed?
21:38Look at it, cash must be absolutely loaded.
21:42Oh, well, listen.
21:42Thanks, Dave.
21:43Let's have a proper look at you.
21:44I've got me torch.
21:46Right, the lights are on you.
21:47Look at this.
21:48Oh, I love it when the light hits a straight person.
21:50They go, oh, my eyes.
21:52When it hits a gay man, they're like...
21:55Oh, this is amazing.
21:56Oh, look at you, my darling, filming me.
21:58La Voix in a side wind.
22:00Look at that.
22:01Oh, my God, I love it.
22:03And the necklace and the earrings and the ring and the sparkles.
22:06Oh, you look like you've covered yourself in glue and rolled through the market.
22:09You look wonderful.
22:10Oh, we've got the pretty boys here.
22:12Hello, boys.
22:14Yes.
22:15How did I notice you wearing beige?
22:17Goodness me.
22:18Bringing a whole new meaning to Fifty Shades of Grey.
22:20This is wonderful.
22:21It's been a while since I've had a man on the foot wearing a Mac.
22:23Oh, my God.
22:24I love the shirt.
22:25Look at that.
22:26You don't want to go nice with that shirt.
22:28An iron.
22:30Yes, indeed.
22:31We've got the pretty queen at the end here.
22:32Yeah.
22:33No, not you, love.
22:38Sit there with your turkey teeth.
22:40Yeah, this is wonderful.
22:41And where's the barmaid in the black and white?
22:43There she is.
22:44Look at you, just like a chihuahua coat.
22:46You look wonderful.
22:48You scan that woman's blouse.
22:49You bring up the pub menu.
22:50This is amazing.
22:51Oh, I love it.
22:52And oh, look.
22:53Give a round of applause for this wonderful lady sat in here.
22:56Yes, look at that.
22:58She's been supporting pride since rainbows are black and white.
23:01Look at this.
23:02It's lovely to meet a woman still supporting well then.
23:04Remember, it's nice on the floor.
23:06Move on.
23:06It's now for summer.
23:07That's it.
23:08Right.
23:08And look, let's not forget Danny.
23:10Give a round of applause.
23:12Yes!
23:13Yes!
23:13Shall we do a song?
23:15Yes!
23:16Yes!
23:16Yes!
23:16Where is she?
23:18And where's everybody else.
23:23What?
23:37Oh, Dan.
23:40I'm Rachel.
24:00Please! Please hurry, please! Billy! Billy Mitchell! He's trying to get going!
24:11Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me!
24:29Hey! I'm here, Guy. You all right, Dad?
24:32Yeah, yeah. Sorted. Did you try any of it?
24:35No, no, no. That's the roast that she was cooking.
24:41Okay. All right.
24:43Why have you left the door open?
24:48Well, I know what's happened. Oh, my...
24:50Where's Billy? Where's the kids?
24:52Will? Johnny?
24:53Police! Show me your hands.
24:57Please, my husband...
24:58Where's Billy Mitchell?
24:59I don't know. Why?
25:01We got here just before you did. He could be upstairs for a wiener.
25:04Billy? Stay here.
25:05What is all this?
25:06We received an emergency call looking at an allegation of serious assault.
25:13Very entertaining.
25:14Oh, thank you, darlings.
25:15Yeah, you all right. You all right.
25:18You know, I've dipped my toes in the entertainment space myself.
25:21Oh, yeah, I can imagine that.
25:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:23But tell me, who was your inspiration?
25:26Oh, I've just loved all the big famous divas, you know.
25:29Oh, yeah.
25:29But there was this one pub landlady I used to work for.
25:31Hair as red as a London bus.
25:34She used to love doing karaoke, but talk about land.
25:37We used to have to bring time at the bar early just to make a stop.
25:40Oh, she was more flamboyant than Shirley Bassey.
25:42In fact, I've had to rain a ring.
25:44Afternoon, I am suing you for loss of earnings and reputational damage.
25:49And you should have been on stage at the Albert hours ago.
25:52Excuse me, but Elaine and Cindy told me the venue had changed to here.
25:56No, not possible.
25:57I'm Cindy.
25:58And I am Elaine.
26:01Elaine.
26:02Elaine Peacock?
26:03Oh, it's me.
26:04I used to do your musical steak and supper nights at the Lady and the Owl.
26:08Look at you.
26:09What a glower.
26:09Haven't you done well, darling?
26:11Thank you for saving me.
26:17Jasmine!
26:18You having fun?
26:20Yeah?
26:21It's alright.
26:22Hey, you want to join us?
26:24I'll be thrilled to.
26:27You're awesome.
26:28Thank you so much.
26:29What you've done for Holford.
26:30What you've done for Brian.
26:31What you've done for me and Jasmine.
26:33You're awesome.
26:34You're awesome.
26:35There you go.
26:38Hey!
26:39Hey!
26:39Especially for your ego, sir.
26:41You're all right.
26:42Coming through, coming through.
26:45Hey!
26:46Hey!
26:47Hey!
26:47That, that, that, that, that.
26:48Come on, guys.
26:49Hey!
26:50Thank you, darling.
26:51Happy front.
26:51Happy front!
26:53Happy front!
26:54Happy front!
26:55Happy front!
26:55Happy front!
26:56Happy front!
26:56Happy front!
26:57Happy front!
26:58Happy front!
26:58Happy front!
26:59Happy front!
27:00Happy front!
27:18Ooh!
27:23Come on.
27:24Phil might know something.
27:25Phil!
27:27Something terrible's happened.
27:28All right, Billy's. Billy!
27:30Oh, thank God you're OK. Why have you not been answering the call?
27:33I had it on silent notes.
27:36No. Why are you here?
27:37I just want to know I had the kids from Bea.
27:39I should've heard the way that she was talking to Janet.
27:42Annie! Tell them!
27:44What is this? What's going on? Where is she?
27:46I don't know where she is, but the police are at our house,
27:49and they're looking for you.
27:50The house has been absolutely trashed. There's bloody handprints everywhere.
27:53It looks as if there's been a struggle.
27:56No, no, no, no, no.
27:58No, I never touched her. I swear!
28:01OK. OK, I believe you.
28:03But from what the police are telling me,
28:05it looks like Bea's framed you for her murder.
28:25We are so sorry for you.
28:26Yeah.
28:44It looks like you are too small.
28:44No, no, no, no.
28:46Oh, no, no, no.
28:46You know, I'm sorry.
28:50You're 12 years.