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00:24Let's have some wind up, eh?
00:26He's a good boy.
00:28Who's the best boy in the world, eh?
00:30Who's Daddy's favourite, hmm?
00:32Who's got his Daddy wrapped round his little finger?
00:35Well, why not?
00:36Poor little Mike going into hospital at his age.
00:39Made us realise how precious he is, didn't it?
00:41Yeah.
00:41Funny, you know, we've only added two mugs
00:43and already I can't imagine life without him.
00:46No.
00:47Morning.
00:49The sooner he's christened the better.
00:51Not giving to me.
00:53You are so good.
00:55There you go.
00:57There you are.
01:00Right.
01:01Now I'm going to see you at dinner time, right?
01:02OK.
01:03I'm going to see Dr Meg this afternoon.
01:04Oh, good.
01:05Because the longer she leaves it, the worse it's going to be.
01:07Arthur, I know.
01:09That's why I'm getting you fixed up this afternoon, right?
01:11Now, don't worry.
01:12All right, all right.
01:13Cheerio, Mum.
01:14Are you sure you can manage?
01:15Yeah, tell her, Mum.
01:15I don't know what we'd do without you.
01:17Bye-bye, darling.
01:17Well, I'll be all right.
01:20Oh, of course, I'll be all right.
01:23It's a pleasure, isn't it?
01:24Looking after my little lover.
01:26A pleasure.
01:28I'm sick again.
01:31Oh, dear, oh, dear.
01:33I'm going to have to put you down
01:34while I get a cup of tea and a biscuit for your big sister.
01:38There.
01:39This won't do, you know.
01:41The sooner we get you fixed, the better.
01:43That's what I say.
01:46Oh.
02:14What's your right for?
02:15Oh, my ticker.
02:17How are you today?
02:20Now then, Mrs Skinner.
02:22This won't do, will it?
02:23What seems to be the trouble?
02:25Agoraphobia, claustrophobia, xenophobia?
02:27This is no laughing matter.
02:29I'm being ostrichised.
02:31Ostrichised?
02:32Well, this could be serious.
02:34Yes, and I've been worrying half the night about it.
02:37It's them I'm afraid of.
02:39Them?
02:39Yes, the people who own the launderette.
02:42Mr Offendoffer and his brothers.
02:45You see, one of them comes round every night to collect the money.
02:48Well, they're not going to like it, are they,
02:50if they come here and find the business taking a nosedive.
02:54I mean, they may be someone like the Everly brothers.
02:57You mean the Kray twins, don't you?
02:59Yes.
03:00I mean, they might get at me.
03:02They're like that, some people.
03:03They'll stoop at nothing.
03:05Oh, they might kidnap Willie.
03:08Just because the laundrette's losing business?
03:10Well, I mean, I don't know, do I?
03:12It's no laughing matter.
03:13I'm scared.
03:14Look, Ethel, you leave it to me.
03:16I'll go and see Lofty and we'll sort something out for you.
03:18All right, if I take these, let myself in.
03:21I mean, he'll hardly be awake this time of the morning, will he?
03:23Well, I mean, I don't really...
03:36What was he doing in here?
03:38Well, he was commiserating with me on my problems.
03:43Ah.
03:44Well, I don't want you letting anybody in here outside surgery out.
03:48We've discussed this many times before.
03:50Yes, I know.
03:51I'm sorry, Doctor, everything's gone wrong.
03:54Oh, now you're after me like the Everly twins.
03:58Look, by the way, I've brought this for you.
04:01You very kindly said you'd do it for me at the laundrette.
04:04Oh.
04:05Doctor, you're washing?
04:07Yeah.
04:10Oh, thank you, Doctor.
04:12Oh, this is lovely.
04:15Oh, it's manna from heaven.
04:16This is really...
04:27Morning, Loft.
04:27Oh, come in.
04:29You all right?
04:30Yeah.
04:32Oh, don't do that.
04:34How are we clean clothes?
04:35Here.
04:36Ethel's got her knickers in her twist again, Loft.
04:38Reckons the Cray brothers are going to eat her for breakfast.
04:40Sorry, I don't quite follow you.
04:42Oh, wake up, Lofty.
04:44We've got to help her, see?
04:45Help her get lots of lovely washing down the laundrette.
04:48Now, when are your brains seized up in this, pho?
04:50What?
04:52What do you mean?
04:53We've got to go around the square and tell everyone to take the dirty washing to Ethel.
04:57Do you mean...
04:57All right, Loft?
04:59Yeah.
04:59Well done.
05:00Amazing what a bit of fresh air does, isn't it?
05:04Yeah, the way is all this, isn't it?
05:05It's tough to sound like you.
05:07Well, I've become a boy scout, haven't I?
05:08A reformed character.
05:10I'm nice to little old ladies.
05:11I carry their bags.
05:12They help them cross the roads.
05:14Yeah, have you got her keys?
05:15Surely you won't come here.
05:16I'm only conditioning my hair.
05:17Nah, better not.
05:18I'm supposed to be taking Roley for a walk.
05:20I just popped round to say thanks very much for the other night.
05:23We both really enjoyed it.
05:24Oh, that's all right.
05:25It was nothing.
05:26It was.
05:27It was a lovely meal.
05:28You should come round to Agath sometime.
05:30I'm not much of a cook.
05:31You take us as you find us.
05:32Andy and I like that very much.
05:34How are you getting all without him, by the way?
05:36If I'd have been you, I'd been up to Scotland like a shot.
05:39You don't know his family.
05:40Yeah, but I know Albert Square, don't I?
05:43What a place to take your holidays, eh?
05:45I don't know.
05:45I'm quite enjoying it.
05:46It's so nice to be around in the daytime, being able to chat to people.
05:49Like you, for instance.
05:50Oh, well.
05:51I'd better be going.
05:52In fact, I've been thinking.
05:54If I do decide to give up banking, I'd really like to do something from the square.
05:57What do you mean, work from home, that sort of thing?
05:59I keep thinking about it.
06:01What could I do that would earn me a decent income?
06:04What do you mean, advising people about money and that?
06:06I'd quite like to start some sort of business.
06:08Selling something.
06:10I had a mate once run a small mail order business.
06:12Selling tea and coffee and a...
06:13Yeah?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Mind you, what you do in our trade, you buy the existing business.
06:19Find some old run-down pub somewhere.
06:21Buy up the stock and the goodwill, and then you build it up into something.
06:25Turfie Road Market, love?
06:27Go right and under the bridge, darling.
06:29Blimey, things are looking up, aren't they?
06:31Oi, give us a lift, darling!
06:32Blimey, blimey.
06:33Oh, it's a mild travel, innit?
06:36I still fancy them that age, and I'm out of the running.
06:39Take over an existing business.
06:41Thanks, Angie.
06:42That's quite a thought.
06:45Apparently there are places available for one-parent families.
06:51Well, so I've heard, mate.
06:52Sorry.
06:54The Day Nursery.
06:55The thing is, it's right over the other side of Wadford.
06:58I mean, it's going to cost me a bomb getting there.
07:00What else can I do, though, eh?
07:02I've got to get her in somewhere.
07:04I mean, that's why I'm coming to see the doctor, like, you know,
07:06see if he can put a word in for me.
07:08Say, be unvalued by that.
07:10I'm not trying to dump her.
07:11It's just I'm so stuck.
07:13I mean, I can't get a job.
07:14I can't go out.
07:16I can't imagine what it's like, Michelle.
07:18Yeah.
07:19What have you seen your doctor for, anyway?
07:21Next bit.
07:22Erm, sore throat.
07:29Oh, sore throat.
07:32How are you feeling, Michelle?
07:34I haven't come to talk about how I'm feeling.
07:36I've come to tell you what I've decided.
07:38Oh.
07:42Here they are.
07:44I mean, it is up to me, isn't it, doctor?
07:45Yes, of course.
07:46I mean, it's my body, my baby, my life, its life.
07:51That is what we're talking about, isn't it?
07:53Michelle, you don't seem...
07:54So, I don't want any more discussion.
07:55I don't want any more family conferences.
07:58I've made up my mind.
08:00And all I want to know now is how to set about doing what I've decided to do.
08:14Excuse me.
08:14Is this Pete Bill's school?
08:16Yeah.
08:16What, is he around, you know?
08:18No, he ain't, sorry.
08:19Here, give us a bunch of grapes.
08:21What is he like to do back soon?
08:22I've got no idea, darling.
08:24You said he'd be half an hour, but that could mean anything.
08:27Well, I'll come back later, then.
08:28Yeah, I mean.
08:29Here, who's he?
08:31I don't know all Pete's friends, do I?
08:32That's 85, please.
08:35Good day, poor Doc.
08:36How is she?
08:37I ain't been to see her yet.
08:38Oh, Nick.
08:39Well, it's saying the veins in her legs, isn't it?
08:40I mean, she's hardly at death's door, is she?
08:42Yeah, well, now and your mum, that's exactly where she will be.
08:45We shouldn't laugh, but you go and see her like a good boy right away.
08:49Tell you what, if you've got any spare washing,
08:51bung it, that's where the laundry at, will you?
08:52Do what?
08:53Ah, she's a bit depressed.
08:54Think she's got a reward in it.
08:55Oh, yeah?
08:56What's got into you?
08:57Oh, just trying to help, you know.
08:59Yeah.
09:00And this is the man that can't involve to go and see his old mum while she's in hospital.
09:03Oh, Paul, you have one, Nick.
09:04It's got bells on.
09:05Too cynical, you are.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Too realistic, you mean.
09:15You're looking tired.
09:17Any news from Rhymer?
09:18No.
09:19No, I'm not sure if I'll ever hear from her again.
09:21Oh, I'm sure you will.
09:23Oh, will I?
09:24What do you know about it?
09:27Can I have no issues, please?
09:29Yeah.
09:30Yeah, I'm looking for a house in Albert Square.
09:32Belongs to a family called Beale.
09:34You don't know it, do you?
09:35I'm 45, mate.
09:36On the corner.
09:37Anything I can do to help?
09:38I'm a friend of the family's.
09:39Oh, right.
09:40Yeah, 45, is it, that?
09:41Yeah, and that's 20 pounds.
09:43Friends of the family, my book.
09:46Cheers.
09:47Here, give us a cup of tea and a donut, darling.
09:51Oh, yeah.
09:52Thanks a lot.
09:52See ya.
09:53Bye.
09:53Make sure Apple gets you washing down the laundrette in the afternoons.
09:56Just dig a little hole, right?
09:59Now sit in it and go.
10:01I know you want to.
10:03Go on.
10:06That's it.
10:08He's a good boy.
10:11Oh, hello.
10:16I was just, um, trying to train the kittens.
10:20It can get so expensive buying catnit, I thought, why not get them to use the garden?
10:23Yeah, good thinking, Batman.
10:26If you're saying something, I don't want it.
10:29Mrs Louise Beale?
10:32You're not, are you?
10:34You couldn't be.
10:35I knew it.
10:36I knew you'd recognise me.
10:38Gran.
10:39Simon!
10:41Well, I'd never...
10:43Here, come in.
10:44Come in, for goodness sake.
10:49Well, well, I've got to take them back.
10:53I don't know what to say.
10:55I'm speechless here.
10:57Let's have a look at you.
10:58Hang on, let me give myself a look at me vest, Gran.
11:00Stand still.
11:01And don't tell me I've grown.
11:03Oh, but you have.
11:05Well, I don't know what to say.
11:08Here, have you seen Pete?
11:10No, I was hoping he might be here.
11:11Oh, well, Simon, he don't live here no more.
11:15He's, um, well, don't worry.
11:18I'll just go and find him.
11:19Oh, no, he's not around at the moment.
11:20I've asked.
11:21So why don't you go and make me a nice cup of something
11:23and sit down and tell me all the news, eh?
11:25Oh, yes.
11:27What do you like, eh?
11:28Tea?
11:29Coffee?
11:30Beer?
11:31I'm in such a state.
11:32I can't think straight.
11:37Hello there.
11:39Hello on earth are you?
11:41So you make the sweaters on your mum's knitting machine?
11:43Yeah.
11:44And what do you call yourselves, exactly?
11:46Loftellian Enterprises.
11:47Sorry?
11:48Loftellian.
11:49After the three founder members.
11:50Lofty, Kelvin, Ian.
11:52It's good, isn't it?
11:54It likes pizzazz.
11:55Come again?
11:56Well, it isn't very commercial.
11:58But don't worry, that's a minor problem.
12:00I mean, we can easily change it later on, can't we?
12:02Yeah, yeah.
12:03Look, I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous.
12:06I mean, if I'm going to give you advice, I must say exactly what I think.
12:09Oh, of course, yes.
12:10And I'll need to see everything, too.
12:12Your costumes and so on.
12:13A new cheesecake, Dave.
12:14So, would you like to try it?
12:15Oh, no, Ali, no, I couldn't, really.
12:17Go on, on the airs.
12:18No, I've got to watch my figure, honestly.
12:20Your figure?
12:20No.
12:21What's wrong with your figure?
12:23No, I just popped in to have a word with Ian.
12:24Now I've got to go.
12:26You know, I'm on holiday, but I seem to be so busy.
12:28So, you'll let me know where and when, will you, if the others agree?
12:32Yeah, I will.
12:32And, uh, thanks, Dave.
12:33It's been really kind of you.
12:35See you later.
12:36Bye.
12:36Bye.
12:39Bye.
12:42Oi, don't start getting ideas above your station, Sam.
12:45She's too old for you.
12:47Some women prefer younger men.
12:49I think.
12:51Well, I hope you do better than your old dad, son.
12:53Dad, don't wake him.
12:54No.
12:55I want another work with you and Mum.
12:57Oh, yeah?
12:57Yeah?
12:58I went to see Dr. Legg this morning.
13:00Oh, yeah.
13:02Pauline, he'd done a dirty nappy at 12, so I fed him then.
13:06He took eight ounces, he went off as good as gold,
13:09so I think you'll be all right till three.
13:11Oh, thanks, Mum.
13:12Thanks a lot.
13:12By the way, have you seen Pete?
13:14No, why?
13:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:17Here, I'm going to be bingo, but I'll come back early,
13:19cos I don't want to miss the fun.
13:21Fun?
13:22Fun?
13:22What?
13:22Fun.
13:23Ha, ha, ha, never you mind.
13:25See you later.
13:26What's she on about?
13:27I don't know.
13:28Right, so you've been to the doctor?
13:30Yeah.
13:31Well, I wish you'd told me, Shell,
13:33cos I was planning for us to go together tonight.
13:35I wanted to go on my own.
13:37You see, I decided what I want to do.
13:39Yeah, well, we know what to do, don't we?
13:41I mean, it's just a case of getting it done and done quick.
13:43That's why I wanted to come with you.
13:44Mum, I've decided I want to have it.
13:49Have the baby, I mean.
13:52No, love, no.
13:53I mean, we've all agreed that...
13:54No, I haven't agreed anything.
13:56You might have, and Dad and Gran and Pete and Kath,
13:58but not me.
13:59No-one asked what I wanted.
14:01Cos there's no point, love,
14:02because there's no alternative.
14:04You're only 16, you're still at school,
14:06and you've got your exams next summer.
14:08Yeah, and we don't even know who the father is.
14:10I do.
14:11Yeah, but we don't.
14:13Look, love, sit down.
14:17Once upon a time,
14:18you would have had to go through with it, right,
14:20and take the consequences.
14:23But it's not like that now.
14:25I mean, you can have it seen to.
14:26But then the problem's out of the way.
14:28All finish with, and you can get on with living.
14:30But I am living.
14:32I'm living now, and I'm going to go on living.
14:34And I don't see why a baby should stop me.
14:37Michelle, this is cloud cuckoo, lad.
14:39Dad, I can manage.
14:40But they'll never let you stay on at school.
14:43They will.
14:43Oh, Dr Legg said so, and I can take my exams.
14:46Michelle, the baby is due in May,
14:49and that's about when your exams are.
14:51Right, so it'll all fit in nice, then, won't it?
14:53And what about the baby when you are at school, may I ask?
14:56Yeah, we've got him, haven't we?
14:58I mean, another one won't make much difference.
14:59Bells, bells.
15:01And I'm going to go back to school,
15:02pass all my exams, get some sort of training in
15:04so I can get a decent job and provide for it.
15:07All right, lovey, all right.
15:09Now, you've really, really thought about it, haven't you?
15:12Mum, I couldn't get rid of it.
15:14Maybe it's the right thing to do, but it just don't seem right.
15:18All right, lovey, all right.
15:19And I'm not going to be packed off to some auntie in the country to have it either.
15:21I want to have it here, properly.
15:24Dad, don't look like that.
15:25It's not the end of the world.
15:26This has happened before, you know.
15:28And I'm going back to school tomorrow.
15:30I mean, I'm sick of pretending I've got a sore throat.
15:36We can't let her go through with it, love.
15:38You'll have to talk to her again.
15:41It's all right, I'll see you then.
15:44Is that your yellow sports car I saw parked outside?
15:47Yeah.
15:47Thought so.
15:48Saw you earlier, didn't I?
15:50Yeah, that's right.
15:51You from round here?
15:51No, I'm just passing through.
15:53There's not much to pass through for in Walford, is there, Dan?
15:55No, I'm looking for someone as an hour of fact.
15:57Pete Bill.
15:58Pete?
15:59He's dismissed him, mate.
16:00He was here a minute ago.
16:00He's gone to Essex for the afternoon to pick up some spuds.
16:03Ah, what a shame, eh?
16:04No, I can wait.
16:05Is it business of some sort, then?
16:07No, not really, no.
16:07Mrs Weiss, have you got any laundry you want doing?
16:11What's this, Bob a job week?
16:13No.
16:13You offering to wash me smalls or something, Lofty?
16:15No, it's for Ethel, we just...
16:17We?
16:17Is this the royal we?
16:18Eh?
16:19I mean, is there more than one of you?
16:20Oh, me and Nick.
16:21You and Nick, eh?
16:23Did you hear that, Dan?
16:24Nick and Lofty are helping Ethel out of the launderette.
16:27And it's sweet, eh?
16:28What's it all in, eh, doll?
16:29Nothing.
16:30Hello, lads.
16:32What do you want?
16:33Just to say, there's a board meeting of Loftellian tonight.
16:35And, um, Deb's is off at 12.
16:36Yeah, and we can't have it at Kerrigan's place,
16:38because his dad will have finished working here.
16:40You want to go and have a bath and kick...
16:41Um, so we've told her your place, Lofty.
16:43My place?
16:44Yeah, why not Deb's?
16:46Well, I'll make a nice change,
16:47having a meeting at your place, won't I?
16:48I don't have visitors.
16:50It's not that sort of a room.
16:51Oh, well, it's too late to change it now, Lofty.
16:53We've already asked her.
16:54Oh, well, you have to un-ask her.
16:55Oh, dear, he's out of time.
16:56Look, I'll have to get back to school.
16:57See you, six.
16:58In Bluebeard's Castle.
17:04Hello, Lou, what's up with you?
17:06Oh, I've got some exciting news.
17:08Have you?
17:09Well, come on, spill the beans, then.
17:11I can't.
17:13Well, don't titivate me if you're not going to tell me.
17:16It's not about the darts match, is it?
17:18Oh, don't call that good news a ladies' darts team.
17:22You're not taking part?
17:24Oh, touch it with a barge pole.
17:26Oh, I don't see what a barge pole's got to do with it.
17:30Here.
17:32I'm getting this machine all nice and clean for this.
17:36Well, what is it?
17:37Well, it's the doctor's washing.
17:39All the way from Islington.
17:41Hee-hee.
17:42Here goes.
17:44I can't believe it, Michelle.
17:45You're going to get all fat.
17:47People are going to have to know what they're going to say, eh?
17:49Shh, for God's sake.
17:52Well, come upstairs, then.
17:54Look, your parents might be around.
17:55I ought to go.
17:56Oh, don't be silly, Michelle.
17:57We've got to talk about it.
17:58It's important.
17:59I thought you'd be bound to have an abortion.
18:01I mean, you're so sensible normally.
18:03Yeah, well, this ain't normally.
18:05Look, is it something to do with the father?
18:07Has he told you to have it, or what?
18:09No, I've been in touch with you.
18:10You must be mad.
18:12You're going to end up in the same boat as Mary.
18:14No, I've won.
18:14That you, Sharon?
18:15Yeah, and she'll be, Mum.
18:16Oh, hello, girls.
18:17You all right, Michelle?
18:18How do you get off the store, though?
18:20Oh, yeah.
18:21It's your throat.
18:22Oh, it's all right, darling.
18:23Yeah.
18:37Cheers, mate.
18:38It hasn't happened.
18:39It has.
18:40Oh, I was a kid of a new country, well.
18:43Oh, yeah, young lad.
18:44Come here, too.
18:45Oh, not the bloody waste of medicine, mate.
18:47I don't, surely.
18:48Why, if it wasn't, he's jazzed himself up with it.
18:50Come and yell a sports car.
18:51Dad!
18:52Pete!
18:52Oh, a terrible catastrophe, where's Kathy?
18:57He's right now.
18:58Well, look.
19:00Just look at them.
19:01What am I going to do?
19:02All the doctor's washing and it's all gone pink.
19:06Well, I must say, it's quite nice pink.
19:08Oh, look.
19:09Oh, I like you with your hair back.
19:11You look a right little smasher.
19:12Yeah, well, I don't want to look a right little smasher.
19:15Why not?
19:15Because I want to look plain and dull.
19:17Oh, do you?
19:18I do, Mum.
19:18It solves a lot of problems.
19:19Like what?
19:20We're men.
19:21I mean, look at you.
19:22You're quite attractive for your age.
19:24Thank you very much, my darling.
19:26And you're not happy, are you?
19:28Of course I am.
19:29No, you're not.
19:30Nor's Dad.
19:31This place has gotten an happy atmosphere.
19:33I mean, Michelle didn't even want to come in this afternoon.
19:36Now, don't be silly, Sharon.
19:38Look, we're going to have a fun evening, right?
19:40Now, let's see a little smile on that face.
19:42Playing dance?
19:43Oh, yeah.
19:43We're going to have a great laugh, aren't we?
19:44Oh, come on, babes.
19:46Try and look like you're enjoying life, eh?
19:49Do you know what I think, Mum?
19:50What?
19:51I think you and Dad ought to go to marriage guidance.
19:55Blimey, Sharon.
19:56You're half-pickier moments, don't you?
19:58Come on.
20:02Put these on a plate.
20:03Don't just stand there grinning.
20:05Nursery wine biscuits.
20:07I don't know what I've got, do I?
20:08Look, there's some milk on the windowsill
20:09and there should be some cups around here somewhere.
20:12I didn't ask Debs to come over here, did I?
20:14She asked herself.
20:16It's not really convenient.
20:18I mean, I haven't cleaned me room this week.
20:19Yeah, not last week.
20:20Yeah, and all the week before.
20:22Oh, I think Debs will have her coffee blackness, mate.
20:24Yeah, she's here.
20:25I'll go let her in.
20:27Yeah, thanks for opening my day with the carnival, by the way, Lofty.
20:29Hey, oh, don't remind me, eh?
20:31I'll take on too much.
20:32I'll do too much.
20:33You?
20:33You're nothing but a big skiver.
20:35Mate, I am not.
20:36I'm always busy.
20:37You know, I've always got a project going.
20:39Hello, Debs.
20:39Hello, Lofty.
20:40Hello, Kelvin.
20:41Oh, what a lovely room.
20:44Oh, thanks.
20:45Now, look, I'm sorry, lads.
20:47I can't stay long because I've got to get back for a call from Andy
20:49and then I've got the darts trials.
20:51So let's get straight on.
20:52Now, where shall I sit?
20:54Uh, well, how about on the bed, eh?
20:57All right.
20:57Just there.
20:58Would you like a cup of coffee?
20:59No, thank you.
21:00Oh, nursery rhyme biscuit?
21:02Nothing at all, thank you.
21:04Now then, the position is this.
21:06I've got a bit of time on my hands now that I've done my exams
21:09and I'm looking for some way in which I can put my financial knowledge to good use
21:13as a sort of hobby.
21:15Now, I gather you three have started a little business.
21:17Yeah.
21:18Yeah, we have.
21:19Uh, but we haven't done much with it lately.
21:21Uh, zilch, in fact.
21:22Yeah, but we do intend to start it up again, don't we?
21:24Right.
21:25Well, what I wondered was, would you like me to help you?
21:29Well, um...
21:30It's entirely up to you, of course, but I do think I could provide you with quite a bit
21:33of commercial expertise.
21:35Oh, well, that'd be great, Debs.
21:37Great, thanks.
21:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, great, Debs.
21:40Okay, well, suppose you start by telling me all about it.
21:44Well, for a start, what is your output?
21:46Oh.
21:47How many sweaters have you made so far?
21:50Oh, eight, ten.
21:51What?
21:53And when I washed it again, it went pinker.
21:55Now I can't find me purse, and I can't buy a drink without me purse.
22:00You must have left it behind.
22:01Well, I could have done that, because I remember now, on the way out, I'd trod on little Willie.
22:06I'll tell you what, Ethel, you give me the keys, and I'll go and get it for you.
22:08Will you?
22:09Oh, you are a good boy.
22:10When Doc comes out of that hospital, I'm going to tell her what a good son she's got.
22:15Yeah, sugar and spice, ain't it?
22:17Where are my keys?
22:18Oh.
22:19Them's the laundry keys.
22:21Where's my own keys?
22:25Oh, God.
22:26Here.
22:27Oh, Ethel.
22:28Yeah.
22:28Look in here.
22:29Here, there they are.
22:31There they are.
22:32Cheers, Ethel.
22:32Yes, bye.
22:34There they are, darling.
22:34I'll get this one on the other side.
22:36The usual of the mum's first wear.
22:38See?
22:38All right.
22:39Here we are, girls.
22:40We're ready for the frame.
22:42We've left Arthur at home coping with two babies.
22:44Yeah, I know.
22:45I've left Annie with him and all.
22:47I hope he manages.
22:48Oh, it'll be all right.
22:49He's got people more than you thought.
22:51You having a go, Lou?
22:52No fear.
22:53Don't say to me.
22:54What is going?
22:55Okay, ladies, ladies, everybody here.
22:57Let's have a little bit of that.
22:58Here, Lou.
23:00About that big secret of yours, what happened to it?
23:03Uh-huh.
23:03Ethel, Ethel, do you mind, darling?
23:05Oh, sorry.
23:06All right, well, I've done.
23:07I've picked out four teens, organized a little contest, and Dennis here's going to judge
23:11it to see if it's the best.
23:12Well, I hope he isn't choosing us on our looks, because I don't want to take an unfair advantage.
23:18Oh, good evening, ladies.
23:19Is it safe to enter?
23:23Good grief.
23:24Oh, I'm getting some practicing.
23:26Oh, I'm sorry, love.
23:27I didn't mean that.
23:28Hey, listen.
23:28I've got to go.
23:29No, no, no, Cheryl, just a minute.
23:31Cheryl, come here.
23:31Look, I just want to say, you didn't let me say at dinner time.
23:35It's just that, well, since you're going to have this baby, and I think you've taken the
23:40hard way, but I respect you for it, and I'll give you all the support I can.
23:46Thanks, Dad.
23:46It's all right, love.
23:48You off, then, Cheryl?
23:49Yeah.
23:49Now, remember, it's the board you're aiming at, not the floor, not the wall, not the
23:53sand.
23:53Get over, you sexist, please.
23:54Blimey, they couldn't call you that a sexist anyway, could they?
23:57Look at you, you're like, oh, mother happened there.
24:00Here, give us one.
24:01Here, here, I'll take care.
24:03You got it?
24:04Yeah.
24:05Oh, no, now, who's that?
24:07Yeah, I can't get a hold of it, Pete, eh?
24:10Eh?
24:13Where are you all there?
24:14Eh?
24:15Let the old ladies go and play their darts, eh?
24:19This is the life, ain't it, eh?
24:20Little bit of peace and quiet, eh?
24:24Here.
24:26Here, do you want a bit?
24:29Come here.
24:30Here, someone for you, Pete.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:39Oh, never mind, Debs.
24:42So, what are you doing after this, then?
24:44Going straight home, I suppose?
24:45Yep, home to bed.
24:47I'm trying to get in some early nights while Angie's away.
24:49Yeah?
24:50Oh, yeah.
24:50I'm off in my cab working.
24:52Well, at least that's what I tell Sue.
24:54I mean, once I'm out, she don't know what I'll get up to, does she?
24:56I mean, I can do what I like, really.
24:58I could even pop around and keep me company for a bit later on, if you like.
25:01I mean, you must get pretty lonely in that great big asshole by herself, especially at night.
25:06Ooh!
25:08Yeah, nice one!
25:08Listen, I could park the car around the corner, and no-one would know, and come round for a chat
25:13or a drink or something.
25:15What do you say?
25:17Allie, next time you want to proposition a woman, I suggest you don't wear that silly hat.
25:24Come on, Ethel, you're so big.
25:26Oh, it's me!
25:27Here, here.
25:30Now, what do you want me to eat?
25:32Ethel, you've got to get a bowl, darling.
25:34It's reindeer, all right?
25:35Here, stand behind that line.
25:36Here, be quiet.
25:37I'm concentrating.
25:39I see.
25:40Now, here goes, look.
25:42Oh!
25:44I ate it first time.
25:46Yeah, well done, Ethel, but that's not what you were aiming for.
25:49No, darling, the rules we're playing by, you've got to get a double to start.
25:54I see.
25:55Go on, Ethel, have another go.
25:57This is my second.
26:00Oh!
26:01I've done it again!
26:03The second time, well.
26:06You've got another go.
26:07Go on, Ethel.
26:08Now there was.
26:09Yeah, come on.
26:10You're here, right?
26:11Yes.
26:11There, not there.
26:12Not there.
26:13There.
26:13That's not.
26:14Here goes.
26:16Oh!
26:18That's not good!
26:20Come on.
26:21Someone took you there.
26:23You'd be quite a talented dance player.
26:24I said, come on, let me have a go.
26:27No, you said you wasn't going to fall.
26:29Oh, I just want to see what it feels like.
26:32You're jealous.
26:33Everybody get back.
26:34Ready?
26:35Take a look.
26:35I've said a blitz.
26:37Woo!
26:37Ah!
26:38Yeah, lovely, lovely ladies, kind of.
26:41Can we get on with the match?
26:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:42Go on, Deb.
26:43Sure go on.
26:44Here, here.
26:45I've got two.
26:46Oh, look!
26:48Oh, look!
26:48I've got something to juice you.
26:49My son, Simon.
26:52Simon?
26:53Well, I never saw it again.
26:55This is Simon Wicks, my grandson.
26:59Well, I ain't seen him for ten years.
27:02Yes.
27:02This is your family.
27:04Your other family.
27:06Well, I never did.
27:08So this was your little secret, Lou.
27:11Hey, not so little, hey?
27:12He's a big boy now.
27:14And he's a musician.
27:16A rock and roller.
27:17All right, Mum.
27:17Give this boy a chance, will you?
27:19Now, look.
27:19This is Cathy, my wife.
27:20This is Ian.
27:21Your half-rubber.
27:22And this is Pauline.
27:24Remember your auntie, Pauline?
27:24Hello, lovely.
27:25And Michelle, your cousin.
27:27Oh, and isn't there another cousin?
27:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:30And this is Debs.
27:31Sue, Ali, Ben, Lofty, Angie.
27:34And that's Nick.
27:34Oh, steady on, Dad.
27:36I'm never going to remember all these names straight off.
27:38But at least I can buy you all a drink, eh?
27:40Now, you put it away, son.
27:41This is my celebration.
27:43Drinks all round, any on me.
27:46So, this is the mystery man in the yellow sports car, eh?
27:51Well, I might have guessed.
27:52It's obvious, isn't it, eh?
27:54And some Dad.
27:55And some son.
27:58Here.
27:59Here, you two.
28:00What do you think of him, eh?
28:01Great, ain't he?
28:02Hey.
28:15Oh, my God.
28:23Here.