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00:00Hands you see might be fake but the people are all real, although some of what they do has been
00:04set up purely for your entertainment.
00:30You are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know.
00:34See I reckon you're about an eight or a nine.
00:37Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time.
00:40That blue top sharp top you've got on is nice.
00:42Bit too much fake tan noble, yeah you score high.
00:45There was birds everywhere.
00:47You know when you look around you think, she's fit, she's fit, she's fit.
00:50Just everywhere you looked, it was a fit bird.
00:52Yeah.
00:53It's like being in Marlboro again.
00:57It's Lauren's birthday party isn't it? Are you going or what?
01:00I suppose I have to go don't I?
01:02I can't not go but I'm not with her at the moment and I know exactly what she's going to
01:05do.
01:06I'm going to turn up, hey Mark, she's centre of attention, you know what she's loving, she loves the attention.
01:10And she's going to want me to be all over her but it's not going to happen.
01:12Have you heard from Mark?
01:13No I haven't.
01:14What not today at all?
01:16No nothing.
01:17So what's he going to say about your birthday?
01:19I don't know.
01:20I'm going to call him actually, find out what's going on.
01:23Hi.
01:23How are you?
01:25Good.
01:25Are you going to get better of her or what?
01:27I don't know, Arch.
01:28You know what my ideal thing would be, didn't you?
01:30I'd just like to freeze her and just unfreeze her in 10 years.
01:33I'm fortunate I can't do that.
01:35I was going to say, oh, what's going on?
01:38I'm told I'd level Lauren's going now.
01:41All right, Lauren?
01:42All right, Mark?
01:43You all right?
01:44Well, erm...
01:45You know about my birthday at Sugar Hut, yeah?
01:47Yeah.
01:48You coming?
01:49Erm, I don't totally know yet because I've got a lot of stuff on, but I'll know nearer
01:54the time.
01:55Hmm.
01:55Well, it would be a bit ridiculous if you don't.
01:57Don't you think it would be a bit embarrassing?
01:59Why would it be ridiculous?
02:01Because...
02:02We've been together for nine years.
02:03No one's not together now, but we still see each other all the time, so it's my birthday,
02:08so...
02:08You can't say a lot about the nine years things.
02:10We're not together at the moment.
02:11OK.
02:12Well, don't bother coming then.
02:13I can't be bothered.
02:14Why are you saying don't bother coming like you wouldn't want me there?
02:16If I ain't there, your whole party's ruined and you know that.
02:19No, not really.
02:21If you say you're coming, don't turn up, so if I just know you're not coming, I wouldn't
02:23expect it, would I?
02:27All right, babe, bye.
02:29Bye.
02:30Bye.
02:30It's so annoying.
02:31What did he say?
02:33Well, he's just acting like, I don't know.
02:35Big man.
02:36Yeah.
02:52Hello, babe.
02:53Hello, babe.
02:54How you doing?
02:54You all right?
02:55Yeah, fine.
02:56You?
02:56What are you doing tonight?
02:57I've just been doing so many shoots and whatever, so I'll let you know definitely
03:00later.
03:01All right, I'll be waiting for that pizza, but I've got to go because I'm going to take
03:02my mum some shopping.
03:09Oh, look.
03:10Oh, my God.
03:10You look gorgeous.
03:12You like it?
03:12It's lovely.
03:13Oh, how nice is it?
03:14It's beautiful.
03:15Yeah, how nice.
03:16Beautiful.
03:17I was going to choose a pink one, but I thought this is a big-time me, isn't it?
03:20Do you want to get married now?
03:22Seriously, I want to get married so bad.
03:24But I guess you just called me.
03:26Kirk.
03:27Shut up.
03:28You and Kirk.
03:29But he's not my type.
03:31That's whatever I like him, because he's not my type.
03:33He's just like normal, even though he's not normal, because he's got nightclubs, he's
03:36got all this going for him.
03:37If you weren't so much a player, maybe something would work out.
03:39Yeah, but the other day he was chatting up other girls and everything.
03:41I just think you've got this love-hate relationship, you know?
03:44Yeah.
03:44The type of guy I want to go for is that someone who just looks after me, they want to
03:47be with
03:47me.
03:48You know, someone like Peter Andre.
03:50Muscle man.
03:51So you're a homely man, and then you've got your Alex Reid that I like.
03:54He's nice and a bodybuilder.
03:56Definitely.
03:56That's my type, I think.
03:57Really?
03:58But Kirk is none of that.
03:59Really?
04:00What do you think of Kirk?
04:02I think he's really nice.
04:03I think he really likes him, plus he's got a bit of money, so it's a bit of a bonus,
04:07isn't it?
04:17You should be doing, Arch.
04:19Throw some guns for once, because at the moment, you look like that geezer off that film,
04:22fat body and skinny arms.
04:24Yeah, I'll start next week.
04:25And you say that every week, I'll start next week.
04:27You've had a membership for three years, you've been twice.
04:30Right, so go on, what's going on with you and Lauren then?
04:32Are you going to get back together or what?
04:33It's just too much to give away, Arch.
04:35Enjoying me life.
04:36I'm out three times a week boozing.
04:40No.
04:41It's a 23-year-old dream, isn't it?
04:43Let's be fair.
04:46Lovely.
04:50One more.
04:52All right, I think we're done.
04:54OK, thank you.
04:55See you in a bit, darling.
04:56Mwah, thank you.
04:57Catch you later.
04:58You look lovely.
04:59Oh, thanks.
05:00I can't leave out a bit for you, Leg.
05:01Do you want to take it off?
05:02Just look at it, he makes it more light, so they have a bit for you.
05:04And just want to cry, really, but...
05:06Oh, babe.
05:07Let's make him on your wedding day.
05:09If Kirk see you in this, he'd definitely want to take you up the aisle, wouldn't he?
05:12Do you think so?
05:13Yeah.
05:13Let's get a picture.
05:14Oh, my God, come on.
05:15Can we get pictures, and it's Kirk?
05:16Can we write on it, please?
05:17Come on, that'll be in front of life.
05:18Just for the joke?
05:19Oh, my God.
05:19Shall we?
05:20Should I do a pose?
05:21Do you like it?
05:22Do your bow in...
05:24Beautiful.
05:28Do you remember what I said about that girl I used to go out with Amy?
05:33It ain't dirty, is it?
05:34No, it's not dirty.
05:36Wait, in dress, is she in thing, boy?
05:37No, I think so.
05:39Howdy hell.
05:40Oh, God, she's gorgeous, kind of...
05:42Isn't she?
05:42Yeah.
05:43She's a beauty therapist a while ago.
05:45Would you marry me?
05:46Oh, I didn't even read that.
05:48I didn't even read that.
05:50Would you marry me?
05:53So, do you like her?
05:54She's the only girl I can act like a complete idiot in front of.
05:57Well, then that's the person for you.
05:59I just want to have a bit of fun with other girls.
06:01No, tell Amy that you talk to girls, you don't have to have fun with lots of girls.
06:04You get yourself a bad name.
06:06I think I've got it already.
06:07I think, as well, Amy is a bit of a trust thing with my name,
06:10because when I was sort of seeing it before, I was a bit of a bugger.
06:14Not a bugger.
06:15You're a player, Kirk.
06:15I'm not a player.
06:16You are.
06:17I'm a nice person.
06:18You're lovely.
06:19But if you like this girl, don't let the opportunity go.
06:22She makes me laugh and I make her laugh.
06:24But that's it.
06:24I think that's all that counts at the end of the day.
06:25And I like being round her.
06:26If I'm in the same room as her, I have to be next to her, touching her.
06:30Do you know what I mean?
06:30Well, that's love, Kirk.
06:34Come on, I was liven up.
06:35Keep it up.
06:36Yeah, I know.
06:37You're a level one.
06:37I'm not a level one.
06:40Exactly.
06:40You was a level one.
06:41Now you're a level three.
06:42Hello.
06:43Sam.
06:44How are you doing?
06:44You all right?
06:45Doing nice.
06:47You all right?
06:48I've seen Nuts magazine today with you.
06:49Oh, shut up.
06:56Okay, well, I'll see you both later, yeah?
06:58See you later, Sam.
06:58Bye.
06:58Do you want to kiss goodbye?
07:00No.
07:00No?
07:01No.
07:02She looks like I'm not a mate, what I do.
07:13Oh, my God, honey, that's so nice.
07:16Do you like it?
07:17It's really beautiful.
07:18Can you believe she got his name tattooed on her?
07:21I know, it's so lovely.
07:22Why did you get it done?
07:24Obviously, we were together and stuff.
07:26Yeah.
07:26And it's something that he sort of asked.
07:28And I was like, really?
07:29I'm not a tattooed girl at all.
07:31No.
07:31That's it.
07:31That's the only one I've got.
07:32And no one else will hopefully ever see that.
07:35Just tomorrow, just don't exfoliate.
07:37Just get in the...
07:37You're better to shower than you are to bath.
07:40Right.
07:40So don't exfoliate because you can get it all off.
07:42Yeah.
07:42If you get it for your birthday, the tan will be brilliant.
07:44Oh, wicked.
07:45Yeah.
07:54Hey, Ben, you all right, mate?
07:55Hi, mate.
07:56You all right?
07:56Didn't know you was working the night?
07:57Yeah, they called me in.
07:58Are we still training?
07:59Yeah, we are, mate.
07:59Are you sure you're up for it, mate?
08:00I'm in two minds.
08:01I see a couple of your videos of you doing the fighting,
08:03and you've got to be gentle with me, first of all.
08:05I train hard, mate.
08:06You know, you want to come train with me,
08:06you've got to prepare to put yourself through your paces properly,
08:08you know?
08:09I started taking a girl out, and I think if you get the body,
08:10you're going to get the girl at the end of the day.
08:11Ah, is that what you think, yeah?
08:12I don't think, yeah.
08:13Well, you've certainly got the charisma for it, mate,
08:14so we'll get the body to go with it,
08:16and we'll see how we go from there, yeah?
08:17Dude, thank you very much.
08:18I'm going to do some work.
08:18I'll see you in a bit, yeah.
08:19See you later.
08:21Hello.
08:22Michael.
08:23How are you?
08:23How are you doing?
08:24Very clean, very clean.
08:26We do try as well.
08:27Big weekend this weekend.
08:29The guest list is as long as my arm at the moment,
08:30so the tables are selling out.
08:32Are you having any work on the door?
08:34I didn't know.
08:34I was thinking about that,
08:35but I think it's going to be a good thing for me to see.
08:37Yeah, to keep an eye on her, you mean.
08:40I just want to see how she acts when she's out, you know?
08:42Obviously, she's going to have a lot of men there, isn't she?
08:44What if you see something you don't really want to see?
08:45What if you see a bit of flirting?
08:47Oh, well, stop it.
08:47What if you see a man pinching her bum?
08:49What actually is going on with you two, though?
08:51This is how I've always said it, you know?
08:53It's Rachel and Ross in France.
08:54It's on itself.
08:55It's much more complicated.
08:56But I do like her a lot,
08:58and I'm sort of going through the whole wooing stage again now.
09:01She started, like, going to the gym and that.
09:03We've got a trainer.
09:04Kirk, you don't need to change.
09:06Look at you.
09:06I wanted to know.
09:07But what's it?
09:08We want to go big or...?
09:10Lean.
09:10I want to go lean, sort of like...
09:11Athletic?
09:13Definition is lean.
09:13I just think you need to get the Brentwood Swoon,
09:15comb your hair over and you'll get her in a minute, I think.
09:18So you'll be absolutely fine.
09:19I think that's what she sort of likes, anyway.
09:21Just slick your hair down a bit more, you'll be golden.
09:23Also, I think about getting a tattoo sometimes.
09:25No.
09:26No more.
09:27What about Justin Timberlake in...
09:30In Alpha Dog?
09:31He was lean, covered in tattoos.
09:33Yes, but this is Justin Timberlake and you are Kirk.
09:36Oh, I know.
09:36There's a difference.
09:37The girls went for that thing.
09:39Cut out the face.
09:39Body and tattoos is pretty much there, you know?
09:42Right, get back to work.
09:42Get back to work.
09:43Yeah, all right.
09:44We'll see you later on.
09:45Thank you very much.
09:45All right, mate.
09:50Come on, babe.
09:51Come on, Paige.
09:52Come on, in you go.
09:53Come on, then.
09:53Come on.
09:54This way, babe.
09:55Come on.
09:57Oh, my God, babe.
09:57What do you think?
09:58Pink or brown?
09:58Look at the brown ones.
10:00You can't put pink on him, can you?
10:01I'm not tired.
10:02Put that one on poop.
10:03The pink one.
10:05So, what did you last night, babe?
10:06Oh, I went to the gym and Mark and Argent were in there.
10:09And then he's like, oh, yeah, you look nice.
10:10I said to him, oh, you didn't say hello to me on Saturday, did you?
10:12And he goes, oh, no, you know what it's like when Lauren's there.
10:14Like, can't always say hello.
10:15But what's the big deal?
10:17I was spray tanning her.
10:19And as I was doing that, she had a little tattoo there.
10:21Really?
10:22She said, Mark, on a bikini line.
10:24Oh, sure.
10:25No, I said, Mark.
10:26I said, Mark.
10:26And I said, when did you get that done?
10:27And she went, oh, Mark, come with me, like, a few months ago.
10:30You're joking.
10:31Did he get...
10:31No.
10:31And then they broke up.
10:33No way.
10:33And I said, oh, did Mark get, like, your name on him?
10:35I said, oh, didn't get it on his bum, like, having a bit of a laugh.
10:37She's like, oh, no.
10:38I guarantee that was Mark's idea, though.
10:40Mark.
10:40You can imagine him saying, come on, that's a really good idea.
10:43Like, we'll be together forever.
10:43I'll get my name.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46All you're doing, though, is hurting her more and more.
10:48Do you not understand that you've dragged her on now for nine years?
10:51This is nine years.
10:51It's because we've been together since we were 15 years of age.
10:54You go out and have your fun when you want, when you're split up,
10:56and then you get back with her.
10:57What's the point in the end, Mark?
10:59What are you actually doing to the girl's life?
11:01Yeah, I know that, but I'm not just going to sit there and think,
11:04oh, I'm not going to get with her because, you know, I'm ruining her life.
11:07I still do fancy Lauren and I still do love her.
11:10Whether I think we're right for each other is a different story,
11:12but she's almost like a family member now because I've been,
11:15you know, together nine years.
11:17That's nearly half of my life.
11:18Well, I know.
11:18You obviously care about her.
11:19So losing her totally, it's like losing, it's not quite,
11:23but it's nearly like losing a brother or a sister.
11:25It's definitely like losing a dog.
11:26It's only last nine, ten, eleven years.
11:29Do you know what I've seen?
11:31Can you do this?
11:32What?
11:33Have you heard of it, the pajazzle?
11:35Do you do it?
11:35Yeah, I went on a course about, what, literally two years ago.
11:38Oh, my God, can you do me one?
11:39Yeah, oh, 100%, what, tonight?
11:41Definitely.
11:41Yeah, can you do it?
11:42What's the pajazzle?
11:45Have you never heard of a pajazzle before?
11:46But where is it, down below?
11:48Yeah, you can have it, like, people have it done,
11:50like, basically getting a bit involved, like, obviously,
11:53like, wax their pubic hair, like, in a little heart stencil,
11:56wax it round, and obviously have, like, a few diamonds round it.
11:59Do you know what?
12:00I thought it sounded like a Mexican dinner or something.
12:03Yeah, so we'll do that tonight.
12:04We should do that tonight, yeah.
12:05But we've got to go and get the staff.
12:07Yeah.
12:07And then we'll go from there, honey.
12:08Is that all right?
12:08Yeah, let's do that.
12:09But then when I get really good at it, you can do mine.
12:12Shall we?
12:13Yeah, do each other's.
12:14Yeah.
12:14And then we can do Harry's.
12:17You know, if I get back, I'm definitely thinking about proposing, so...
12:21You're what? Proposing?
12:23If I get back with her.
12:25You're going to propose to her?
12:26If I get back with her.
12:27I'm not saying I'm going to propose to her now.
12:29If I get back with her...
12:29How can you think of proposing to her, Mark?
12:31You're not even together at the minute.
12:32What if she gets with someone else and then I'm in bits
12:34and then I've lost her forever?
12:36So, basically, you want to be on your own and be single,
12:38but then you think she might get with someone else
12:40so you want to propose to her just in case she does?
12:42No, listen, I'm not saying I'm definitely going to propose to her.
12:44Why do you keep thinking I'm definitely going to propose to her?
12:46Because you just said I'm thinking about proposing to her.
12:48Listen to me carefully.
12:50If...
12:50If, with a capital I, I get back with her, I will propose to her.
12:55That's if I get back with her.
12:56I might not ever get back with her in my life,
12:58but if I do, I'm going to propose to her.
13:00Do you understand proposing is for life?
13:01When you marry someone, it's for life.
13:03Mmm.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:15Shelly?
13:15Oh, wow, I love this.
13:17Oh, I'm not too sure, but I love yours.
13:19Obviously, you've had your nails done now.
13:20Spray tan looks beautiful.
13:22All nice and brown.
13:22I look pale next to you.
13:23A little fade.
13:24Definitely take it on the sunbeard,
13:25or Amy might even have to spray me.
13:27I do like this.
13:28I might get it, but it's not for my birthday.
13:30So, just go with the other five that you've already got?
13:32Yeah.
13:33Do you think Mark would like you in that?
13:35Yeah, probably.
13:36Yeah.
13:36It's quite plain, but it's all right.
13:38I've got nothing against Lauren, but your relationship is a joke.
13:42You'd be mad.
13:43And I would say that to Lauren as well.
13:45I won't just say that to you behind her back.
13:47I would say to Lauren, are you mad?
13:48Don't be ridiculous.
13:49Our relationship's a joke, because I make it a joke.
13:52Because I'm out all the time.
13:53So, what are you going to do?
13:54Do you think that by putting a ring on someone's finger,
13:55you're going to change?
13:57Hopefully, yeah.
13:57I'll give her all.
13:58I won't go out doing all that stuff.
14:01Such as if.
14:03Come on, come on.
14:03Let's go.
14:04That's it.
14:04Big breaths.
14:05This is where it all starts.
14:06Get your knees up.
14:07Let's go.
14:08Five.
14:09That's good.
14:09That's more like it.
14:10Six.
14:12Seven.
14:13Eight.
14:15Twenty.
14:15That's it.
14:16Keep going.
14:16Twenty-one.
14:18Two.
14:19Three.
14:20Twenty-four.
14:22Twenty-five.
14:23Do you know what?
14:23Stop, stop, stop.
14:24That's a calling, mate.
14:24Listen.
14:25You were in bad shape, bro.
14:27It's hard.
14:27I'm telling you.
14:28You were in bad shape.
14:29You ain't going to impress no birds with that top.
14:31No, this is what I'm aiming for, so I need to get it done.
14:34Well, listen.
14:34Forget all this.
14:35Right?
14:36You need to come to a proper gym and do some proper training.
14:38If you're up for it, I'll take you down my fighting gym or do some drills or do some bits
14:42and pieces and I'll get you in proper shape.
14:43I'll roll you to that one.
14:44You up for that?
14:44Brilliant.
14:45Yeah.
14:45You ain't getting out of it that easy.
14:46We're going to carry on and do some more, right?
14:48Let's go.
14:48Number ten.
14:48Number ten, yeah?
14:49Right.
14:50One.
14:51Two.
14:51Come on, proper.
14:52How to apply your vajazzle.
14:56How to apply your vajazzle.
14:56Step one.
14:57Start by shaving all wax in your bikini area completely.
15:00Done that, babes?
15:01Yeah.
15:02You're not hairy and hairy today.
15:04No, I've had a wax this week.
15:05Okay.
15:08Practice vajazzling safely.
15:10Obviously.
15:11Professionals.
15:12Do not wear vajazzle crystals for more than 24 hours.
15:17Right, Hannah, so what kind of design would you like?
15:19I don't want, like, a block.
15:21Yeah, do it, like, along here.
15:22Yeah, like, little ones.
15:23Yeah.
15:23Why don't you just have, like, scattered?
15:26Just do, like...
15:27Sexy scattered.
15:28Start off, then just do what you think looks good.
15:30See, I'm not good at art.
15:31Just...
15:32No, I trust you.
15:34Go on, just do what you can.
15:35Okay.
15:36So nice watches here and there.
15:38It's really smart and pretty clueless when it comes to watches.
15:40You're always clueless, and you're clueless about everything in your life.
15:42Why don't you just get a watch?
15:43A nice bit of Julia and your arm be a bit smart.
15:46Right, and this one here's about 15 grand, that.
15:47All gold round your wrist.
15:49Yeah?
15:49That's the nuts, that one down there, though.
15:50That's got to be 20, 25.
15:52Sure, Mark.
15:52It's a bit bling.
15:53You look like Pete, didn't you, mate?
15:54You ain't got a clue, Arch, have you?
15:56Jimbo.
15:57Hi, Mark.
15:58What do you mean?
15:58How you put on to, mate?
15:59Arch, how you doing?
16:00Jim, you on, mate.
16:02How can we help you?
16:02I'm looking for subs, like a casual watch.
16:06I like this sort of thing, but I want it to be a Rolex Sub.
16:08I've got a couple of pieces down here.
16:10Two colour blue Submariner.
16:13Can I try one on, yeah?
16:14Yeah, sure.
16:14I'll try this on.
16:20Do you hear that?
16:20Yeah, it's nice.
16:21That watch is £3,900.
16:25What can you do for me?
16:25We can probably give you a little squeeze.
16:27A little squeeze, yeah.
16:29One of your squeezes is £30, isn't it?
16:32£3,700.
16:33I'll tell you what, Jimbo, I'm going to have this, mate.
16:35I've been wanting it for ages, so, you know, why not?
16:37You've sold it.
16:38Box out for me, yeah?
16:39Yep, no problem.
16:40Lovely.
16:41OK, thanks a lot.
16:41How bad buy is it?
16:42No, it's decent.
16:43Done well.
16:45Oh, Lauren's cool on me.
16:47I'll answer that later.
16:48About time we look at the rings, innit?
16:50Whatever for?
16:52OK.
16:53Oh, honey, I hope this looks OK.
16:56Can you see that's the first one?
16:58Isn't that pretty?
16:59Yes, lovely.
17:03Do you know what, though?
17:04Everyone in LA is, like, obviously having this done.
17:06This is where we've actually got it from, the vajazzle.
17:08Yeah.
17:09It's been around for quite a long time.
17:10It looks a bit like a rainbow at the minute, honey.
17:13Not a rainbow, but...
17:14It doesn't.
17:17How pretty does that look?
17:18Yeah, the style looks good.
17:20Maybe.
17:20But I'm not going to be able to get that out of your gut, though.
17:23Why not?
17:23Because it's too low.
17:24Wait.
17:26Sorry, I can't, I can't carry on.
17:27You done?
17:28Yeah, I'm done.
17:29I want to get me, show me tattoos off and get big, but I'm getting another one soon.
17:32Oh, yeah?
17:33We're good.
17:33Pin up girl on the back of my legs.
17:35Pin up girl?
17:35Which girl?
17:36You know, it does look like someone I know, but it's not like that.
17:40But I'm getting that soon, so I'm dedicated to the gym.
17:42You'll do a bit of work on your legs as well, then?
17:43Yeah, definitely.
17:44We'll show it off.
17:44Right, thank you very much, dude.
17:46Cheers, mate.
17:48How's that?
17:49It's alright, actually.
17:49I like that.
17:50You like it?
17:51Yeah, it's decent.
17:52I think they're sharp.
17:54Let's see what I need that one, actually.
17:58I like this bag.
18:00What do you reckon?
18:01What?
18:02What?
18:02I've been looking in the mirror for more than two minutes and I've asked you what do you reckon
18:05with a bag.
18:05It's a bag.
18:06It's a bag of a padlock.
18:08It's a man bag while you're at it and all.
18:09Yeah, I know, but I like it.
18:10What are you going on about a bag for?
18:11I'm trying to buy an old outfit to look nice and you're talking about a bag.
18:15I do like it.
18:16I'm going to get this, I think.
18:17How much is it?
18:20700 quid.
18:21700 quid, Mark?
18:22What's wrong with that?
18:23No deal.
18:24Hey, looking nice.
18:24Costs money.
18:26You've got no interest whatsoever of you.
18:27Come and shop me with you.
18:28You've got to come and shop me with my neck.
18:30That's the Mark White look, isn't it?
18:31That's the Argentine looking old, look.
18:33Scruffy as ****.
18:35Shall we go?
18:39Hello, babe.
18:40You all right, honey?
18:40You look really nice.
18:42I don't know you, hon.
18:43How have you been all right?
18:44Yeah, good.
18:44Sit down.
18:45Cheers.
18:46What have you been up to?
18:47Oh, honey, I'm so busy.
18:49Loads of stuff.
18:49Your hair looks nice.
18:51Do you like it?
18:52Yeah, I like it.
18:52I've changed a bit of the colour.
18:53I've got a bit more redder.
18:55No.
18:55No, it looks really nice.
18:56Like it?
18:57Yeah.
18:57Pretty busy.
18:58So why do you only see me today?
19:00Um, just about doing a bit of work for Sugar Rock, to be honest.
19:03Doing what?
19:04Literally, all I need is at the front door.
19:06Yep.
19:07Guest lists, greeting people, saying hello.
19:09Literally, the names that come off, tick them off.
19:11Yep.
19:12And then greeting them, maybe after that, like a bit of champagne reception.
19:14You know, just giving people champagne.
19:16What have I got well?
19:19Something like that.
19:19Just sexy.
19:20Yeah.
19:20You know?
19:21And I get to look at you all night then.
19:23You get to work for me.
19:27Um, also, can you ask Sam if she wants to work with you?
19:29Is that for everyone's birthday?
19:30Yes.
19:31Okay, perfect.
19:32Toast this thing.
19:32Toast this thing.
19:32If you could dress similar, that would be pretty cool.
19:36I'm sure she'd be at work with it anyway.
19:38Yeah, but if you are.
19:39You both love the Sugar Hut.
19:40It's all good, isn't it?
19:41Go praise to the Sugar Hut.
19:43I know.
19:45Babe, can I ask a big favour?
19:46No.
19:47What's that?
19:47Can you have a tattoo or put my name on you?
19:49Oh, no, no, no.
19:50Please.
19:51That's a big step, innit?
19:52Oh, my God.
19:52Please.
19:53That's when I just know that you'd be dedicated to me.
19:56Not at this age.
19:57This is a bit.
19:58No, it's really not.
20:00I can't, yeah.
20:00Well, you know what I think about it.
20:01Until we're going out of each other, I'm not going to do it, truthfully.
20:03Oh, it's all right, okay.
20:04Until you're my girlfriend.
20:05Can you let me know then?
20:06Well, when you're my girlfriend, I'll slap it all.
20:08I'll put Amy across my neck if you want.
20:11Make it a reality.
20:13But it don't come easy.
20:15Gotta work for what you see.
20:17All right.
20:18All right.
20:19All right.
20:20What the hell are you doing, all right?
20:21All right.
20:23Listen, just pass the mic.
20:24Come and see how you are.
20:26Don't ask though.
20:27What are you doing here?
20:27Just pass the mic.
20:28Come and see how you're doing.
20:30Looking forward to Sugar Hut?
20:31No.
20:32Why not?
20:32I'm really scared.
20:34It's your biggest gig yet, innit?
20:35Yeah.
20:35I love that song.
20:36Do you?
20:37Yeah.
20:37Your manager needs a kick up your arse.
20:39Our manager needs a kick up your arse.
20:40We haven't got one.
20:41I told them that you were thinking about doing it.
20:44You should let me.
20:46There's no one better than me.
20:47Are you sure?
20:47How could you be a manager?
20:49You don't even know him in the music industry.
20:51I'm a nightclub motor.
20:52I run nights all over the West End.
20:53We've got music people coming here all the time.
20:55Why don't you tell me those things?
20:56Did you never ask me?
20:57He keeps his quiet.
20:58Aww.
20:59He's got a nice brother, Jeff.
21:00Listen, I'll let you keep practising, but I'll see you Thursday, yeah?
21:04Yeah.
21:05All right, girls.
21:05Good luck, yeah?
21:06See you later.
21:07Bye.
21:11Hello, honey.
21:11Hello.
21:12What have you been up to?
21:13Yeah, I've just been like, oh, can you come and see me quick?
21:16Yeah.
21:17So I went down there.
21:18I was swimming for ages.
21:19And he's like, come in and he'll pack the door.
21:21What's the occasion then?
21:22Sugar Hut?
21:22Lauren's birthday.
21:23Is it?
21:24Really?
21:25What's your name for a birthday?
21:26She's got a table.
21:27Don't know, probably.
21:28Mark's like, Mark's already got a big table, says all that, doesn't he?
21:33What, have you spoke to Mark anything?
21:34No, not really.
21:35No?
21:36Only if I've seen you out.
21:37Yeah.
21:39Or something, yeah.
21:40Oh, my God, did you snuggle?
21:41I love that.
21:43Oh, my God, you certainly did, didn't you?
21:46No, don't say anything, honestly.
21:49Please don't.
21:49No, I won't say nothing.
21:51Oh, my God.
21:52But it's not like that.
21:53It wasn't like that, honestly.
21:54No, I can imagine.
21:54Like, I was really drunk and that, like, wasn't anything major.
21:59But I think he thinks that when he's with Lauren, this, that and the other, and they're together,
22:05like, really close, that I'm really going to care.
22:07Obviously, I care about him.
22:08We've had a history together, and not a big history, but, like, we've had, like, a really good friendship.
22:13It's like, there is chemistry there.
22:15I'm not going to lie.
22:15Big time.
22:16It is there.
22:17You and Mark, big time chemistry.
22:18Mm.
22:19But it doesn't mean to say that I want to be with him and I fancy him.
22:23And I think what he says and what he pursues to his friends is that I, I'm interested.
22:27But I'm the one that's got messages on my phone saying things like, oh, like, you're going to come and
22:33see me soon.
22:34When are you going to come round?
22:35Yeah.
22:35And that's what bugs me because I think Lauren thinks that it's me all on attracted to Mark.
22:41But it's just not like that.
22:43You're probably going to say no, but I do think he loves you.
22:50Let's go.
22:53Essex Girl.
22:54Like, isn't it in the dictionary?
22:55Apparently it's in the dictionary now.
22:56What is?
22:57Essex Girl.
22:58It's actually in the dictionary and it says...
23:00Sam West.
23:01No!
23:02No!
23:05Shut up.
23:06You're having me on.
23:08I thought you meant, like, classy.
23:09No!
23:12It's like stilettos, men.
23:14But the person that's obviously done the dictionary, who is it?
23:19I don't know.
23:20I'm being serious.
23:21Well, is he from Essex or is he from wherever?
23:23Well, obviously he's not.
23:25Obviously he's not.
23:26If he's from Liverpool or from Manchester, then obviously they're going to write stuff.
23:28But if they're from Essex, they wouldn't write that.
23:30Slated.
23:31Come then.
23:31Tell me about you and Kirk.
23:32What's been happening?
23:33I don't know.
23:34We've just got to see.
23:35Everyone can see, though, how much you like Drew.
23:37Like, give me a kiss.
23:38Yeah.
23:39Yeah, but that's...
23:39Do you know what I mean?
23:40You can't give his hands off.
23:41I suppose he can't have any other girls to do that with.
23:43Like, if he's always got me there.
23:44That's what I think anyway.
23:45I shouldn't be like that.
23:46But I think that's sometimes from him.
23:48But he wants you to feel privileged that you're his number one girl at the same day.
23:51But you should just turn around and go, look, no, unless you want to be with me properly,
23:54I'm not doing this childish game.
23:56I'm not playing games with you.
23:57That's what you say to him.
24:07So, have you got any plans for any other tattoos?
24:10I think now I'm just going to wait for a meaningful one, if you know what I mean?
24:12Girls' names and whatnot.
24:14If anything gets serious, I'll go on to that.
24:16So, whose name.
24:18The name is Amy.
24:19It's Amy, you know, it's a small name, so it's easily covered up.
24:22You wouldn't do it, like, on your ring finger or anything like that?
24:25I would actually do that if I got married to the person.
24:28Really?
24:28You know, if I knew she was going to be my wife,
24:30then I would put the name on that finger.
24:33I think then again, that's a really big step,
24:35because if I ever get remarried,
24:36I don't think my new wife would ever think about
24:39putting a ring on the finger with another girl's name.
24:43True.
24:45So what do you think she would think to having a lady on your leg?
24:49To be honest, it looks a little bit like her.
24:51If she likes me, she'd like my tattoos at the end of the day.
24:54That's very true.
24:55How's it looking, though? Is it all right?
24:56Yeah, have a look.
24:57Oh, that does look good.
25:07Hello?
25:08You all right, Mark?
25:09All right?
25:10Why haven't you run me back?
25:11I've been busy, Lauren.
25:12What's the matter anyway? You cool?
25:13Yeah, I'm all right.
25:14Just a bit annoyed with you, but just for now,
25:16it's kind of about my birthday.
25:18All right, I'm going to try and come.
25:20If something comes up, then...
25:21No, no, no, no.
25:22You know, if something comes up, I just don't have to let you down.
25:23That's what I'm saying, so don't let me down.
25:25I need to know what time you're going to be there and stuff,
25:27and I want a definite answer.
25:28I don't want to get there and be like,
25:30is he there, is he coming, or is he not coming?
25:32Okay.
25:32I don't know, and you should be able to commit to that,
25:34as you've done for the last nine years.
25:36All right, I'll be there.
25:37So what time?
25:38I've got to go.
25:38I've just got to knock out the door.
25:39I'll speak to you in a minute.
25:40All right, bye.
25:41Bye.
25:44Hello, Mark, all right?
25:45I brought you some sausage plaits.
25:47Oh, lovely, lovely, favourite.
25:48How are you doing?
25:48Lovely, you?
25:50Love you.
25:52Tonight, we've got Lauren's birthday.
25:53That's our key thing tonight.
25:54How many people are you expecting?
25:56I'm hoping between 6 and 800.
25:58You've got a big guest list?
25:59Yeah, I've got Amy and Sandra doing the guest list tonight.
26:01Did you get the tattoo done?
26:03Yeah, I've got it.
26:04I've got it.
26:04I've got it.
26:04I've not shown you yet.
26:05Shout out to me first.
26:06Do you want to see it?
26:07You know, it hurts.
26:10Oh!
26:11Well, I know it looks like her.
26:12Oh, my God!
26:13But it was a coincidence, right?
26:14Okay, wow.
26:15That really looks like her.
26:16You know what, though?
26:17I don't know.
26:17I don't have to show her, because now it's going to look like that.
26:19So I'm not too much about showing her.
26:21Well, you can't not show her.
26:22It's obviously not something that you can avoid talking about.
26:24Maybe the course of true love runs in your veins, literally.
26:28Now, you know what I've had to say as well?
26:29I've had to think I've got to shave the legs, because obviously it's going to be hairy.
26:32I'm just going to have to shave the tattoo, aren't I?
26:34Because otherwise I'm going to have a hairy beard on my leg.
26:36It would look like Amy has a beard.
26:39So how have you been getting on, Mark?
26:41Yeah, all right, then.
26:41Just busy.
26:42Oh, good.
26:43Busy with the work and whatever and the promoting.
26:45Yeah.
26:46Behaved yourself?
26:46Yeah.
26:47Yeah, I bet.
26:50I've got Lauren's birthday party tonight.
26:52I'm just wondering, like, you know, what I'm going to do.
26:54She wants me to turn up and run all out.
26:55I think I'm getting a hint that way, so...
26:57Well, you'd been with her for a long while, hadn't you?
26:59If I was to get back, I'm thinking about, you know, making it proper and proposing to her.
27:03So it's not just this...
27:04What do you really want, though, Mark?
27:06I don't know, then.
27:07I'm confused, you know.
27:08When we're together, we're arguing, but...
27:10Yeah.
27:11There must be something near, because, you know, I always go back and I don't fancy it.
27:14Well, that's right.
27:14You're always backwards and forwards with her, aren't you?
27:17It's what you feel in yourself.
27:21Is there any celebs on the guest list?
27:24Let's have a little look.
27:25Maybe so, let me see.
27:28Why are Universal here?
27:30Universal, A&R are here to see the band, to see Lola.
27:34So, obviously, this is like a showcase for them, isn't it?
27:37You've got a good crowd.
27:39They're saying if the crowd from that guest list is all going to turn up, they've got a good
27:41crowd to perform to, I guess.
27:42I know that the band have obviously brought their own guest list as well.
27:45Let's hope that they've brought down...
27:46A good crew.
27:47...as many as that.
27:48I'm like, we don't miss you anymore.
27:52I'm so nervous.
27:53I actually am.
27:54I feel like I'm not getting a cold.
27:55It's nervous.
27:56I'm the biggest gig we've got.
27:58We should have steamed this morning.
27:59Just think to yourself, when you're out there tonight, this is the biggest thing we've ever
28:02done.
28:03Yeah.
28:03Be sexy, be confident.
28:05Just think, like, proper think through all the dance moves.
28:07Think about what you're singing.
28:08Don't look at anyone in the eye, because it's just going to put you off, especially people
28:11you know.
28:12And just think, do you know what?
28:13We've got one shot.
28:14Just give it.
28:15Just absolutely go for it.
28:16All right, girls.
28:17Go for it.
28:18How are you doing?
28:19How's it going?
28:20Good, thank you.
28:21Are you nervous?
28:22Yes.
28:23Well, I saw the guest list.
28:24I don't know if you know, you've got two Universal A and our reps coming down here.
28:29So I don't know who it is, but I thought I'd run up until you just get a bit more
28:32nervous.
28:32Oh, my God.
28:34Enjoy it.
28:34I'll see you all later on.
28:35See you later.
28:36Bye.
28:36Bye.
28:37Oh, my God.
28:38Oh, my God.
28:39We'll be fine.
28:40Be confident.
28:41We can do it.
28:42Hi, girls.
28:43Seriously, performance of our lives.
28:46Oh.
28:48Everybody's story, I.
28:50And everybody, girl.
28:53You know how he told us the other day about the tattoo?
28:56Yeah.
28:57He went and got it done.
28:58Is this literally his attempt to woo her back by drawing her up his leg?
29:01If someone had a tattoo of me on their leg, I would run a mile.
29:05You'd be gone.
29:05That's it.
29:06Guys, you won't see Sam Raimi anywhere, have you?
29:08No, man.
29:09Not at all.
29:10Got her on the brain much?
29:11No, no.
29:12They're supposed to be on the door, and they ain't there.
29:13So if you see them, can you just let me know?
29:14And if you need anything, I'll be about.
29:15We'll be your eyes and ears.
29:17All right, then.
29:17Thank you very much.
29:18Nice to meet you, girl.
29:19Nice to meet you, girl.
29:19Somebody said you got a new friend.
29:26Does she love you better than I can?
29:34It's a big black sky over my town.
29:43I know when you're back when she's around, yeah, I know it's stupid, but you just gotta
29:56see it from my face.
29:59Oh, babe, I'm so looking forward to tonight.
30:00I've not been out in such a long time.
30:02I know.
30:02I'm looking forward to it as well.
30:04I reckon Kirk's definitely going to be keeping an eye on you tonight whilst we're working on
30:07the door.
30:08You think so?
30:09Yeah.
30:09He won't care about what I'm doing.
30:11He might try and kiss me front of everyone.
30:13Yeah, he might try and kiss you front of everyone so then people think, oh, that must be Amy's
30:17bloke.
30:17Mark won't even talk to us tonight.
30:19I know.
30:19I think it's real out of order.
30:20Yeah, he won't even say hello.
30:22I think Mark would love your vajazzle.
30:24Oh, shut up.
30:26Can we just get this straight before we go to sugar up tonight?
30:28I'm not showing Mark my vajazzle.
30:30When you've had a few drinks, I bet you 100% you go, Mark.
30:33No.
30:34You'll be going, Mark, look at her vajazzle.
30:37It won't be me.
30:37It'll be you.
30:39Do you reckon you're going to go home on your own tonight or do you reckon you'll be at
30:41Battlekirk?
30:43Oh, honey, don't be silly.
30:44I don't know.
30:45To see how it goes.
30:46To see how it goes.
30:48I feel like my element tonight and all.
30:50Why?
30:51Do you know you're in one of them moods?
30:52You feel fresh.
30:53Yeah.
30:53You put your new aftershave on.
30:54You're smelling yourself.
30:55You look fresh.
30:56You just want to get there, don't you?
30:58And then you walk in and you see your ex-girlfriend there.
31:02That's devastating me because I'm proper in the mood for a drink tonight.
31:04Earlier in the week.
31:04I said if I go, I'm going to have one drink, have a sober one and go.
31:21What?
31:25Oh, my God.
31:26What?
31:26A few people have said what you think it looks like.
31:28Show me that.
31:29You're joking.
31:30It looks like Amy.
31:31What?
31:32See?
31:32I feel like an idiot now.
31:34No.
31:35Because it does.
31:35He knows I'm not right.
31:36It doesn't work.
31:36I'll show Amy.
31:37It makes you know that.
31:38You know you've got me now to tell you my comment through.
31:41So get out of the way.
31:43I am a woman on a mission.
31:46Whoa.
31:48Jessica tell me I'm stronger than ever.
31:51I'm gonna see this through.
31:54I am a woman on a mission.
31:57Whoa.
31:58Ooh.
31:58Whatever it takes, I will do what I gotta do.
32:03And, right, we better go and get ready for any ride.
32:06Okay.
32:06I'll see you soon.
32:07When we come back down, you better.
32:08I'm done.
32:09You're good.
32:09Good luck.
32:14Samantha Fares of all people.
32:16What are you doing, babe?
32:16You all right, Sam?
32:17Hello.
32:17You all right, babe?
32:18You all right, yeah?
32:19You all right?
32:19He's all right.
32:21Mark, you could have made a bit of an affair.
32:23Really?
32:24I thought I looked smart.
32:25No, you joking.
32:27Your eyelashes look nice.
32:29Very long.
32:30Are they real?
32:31No.
32:33You can't watch the band, or what?
32:35You're coming, Sammy.
32:36My sister's performing.
32:37It's her biggest gig yet.
32:38You've got to come and see it.
32:38I really want to see it.
32:39We going in or what?
32:41My sister's performing now, aren't you?
32:42All right, I'm going in.
32:43Sammy, you coming in.
32:44Love you.
32:45See you in a minute.
32:45Have a good night.
32:47I'll see you, baby.
32:47Look gorgeous.
32:48Thank you, everybody.
32:49...
32:49Happy day.
32:51Hello.
32:52Hello.
32:54Check me.
32:56Hello.
32:59Hello.
33:08Hello.
33:11Hey.
33:13Hey.
33:13Hey.
33:13I can't forget your baby
33:14I think about your AD
33:16I try to masquerade the pain
33:18That's why I'm next to the pool
33:20D-d-d-d-dances on the pool
33:22How are you, darling?
33:24Good to see you!
33:27Listen, you know what?
33:28We'll go for a drink, a couple of drinks later.
33:30What are you doing after?
33:32I'll text you or I'll give you a message after.
33:35I'll punch him.
33:35I'll see you again.
33:38See you soon.
33:43I'm free to the mountain in life
33:46We like to live life
33:47Important shots up in the car
33:49Yeah, she's going so hard
33:51I'm going to go down there
33:59Everybody wants a little sexy
34:01In their life, I know
34:06Well, we're bringing it back
34:08We're gonna take you where you wanna go
34:11Oh
34:14Cause we're precious, precious
34:16And my tires will make you shine
34:19You're better, you're getting, you're getting
34:21Baby, can you
34:22I think you
34:23We're precious, precious
34:24And my tires will make you shine
34:26We're precious, precious
34:28And my tires will make you shine
34:30We're precious, precious
34:32And if you want to be mine
34:34You've gotta prove it
34:36Can you do it, baby?
34:37Happy birthday, you're the best
34:39Happy birthday
34:39Yay!
34:41Yay!
34:46Yay!
34:47Yay!
34:47Yay!
34:48Yay!
34:48You alright?
34:49Never ever, but don't worry then
34:51You're a bunch of
34:52Yay!
34:55Yay!
34:56Yay!
34:57Yay!
34:58Yay!
35:01Yay!
35:01Just ignore it
35:02I only said no sign of
35:03Just put it under there
35:05Yeah
35:05The thing is like
35:06It's got apples
35:07But we think it's like
35:08It's got apples
35:08I mean you're more too
35:09From doing the guesses
35:09Isn't it?
35:10I'm trying to drink
35:11You're like
35:11I'm doing it
35:14What's wrong with it?
35:16Mark and Sam
35:17They're right there
35:18I'll come out and go
35:19I know
35:20But they do need to wind you up
35:22It's so stunning
35:24You're up
35:24Most of you
35:27You're up
35:28You're up
35:28You're up, Lauren
35:35I'd never ever
35:36Tune that boy again now
35:37Never
35:38Ever
35:39Ever
35:40Oh the drama in my life
35:41I can't deal with it
35:41Sometimes
35:42Come on, sir.
35:58So, no-one's on the toilet. Give me a kiss on the cheek.
36:00Say hello. Wait, say hello, yeah?
36:02What?
36:03So, we haven't said hello yet. No-one's on the toilet, so we've got a chance.
36:08The final girl only joined about two months ago.
36:10OK, so it's quite a new freshman.
36:12It's very sort of fresh. This is our third game.
36:13Oh, OK, so it's really fresh.
36:15You guys did well, to be honest.
36:16Like, the voices were all good, the harmonies were good.
36:19I liked the choreo.
36:21Oh, God, we did that last.
36:23I think there's potential there, and I just think you guys need to kind of just develop it
36:27and kind of realise what it is that you are.
36:30Like, what image are you thinking? Like, what is Lola?
36:33Just sternly, but edgy. That's what we're trying to bring across tonight.
36:36Do you have management yet, or...?
36:37No, we need management. We need management.
36:40Yeah.
36:40We'll talk to a few people, and we'll...
36:42OK.
36:42..and then we'll be in touch with you, and we can start, kind of, developing it
36:46and see where it can go.
36:48That'll be brilliant. Thank you.
36:49Thanks so much for coming down. It's so nice to meet you.
36:50Lovely to meet you.
36:52See you later.
36:53Bye.
36:55Oh, my gosh.
36:57Sam, you know what? Who cares? I'm not with Lola.
37:09Yeah, yeah, that's true.
37:11If I'm with a girlfriend...
37:12But if I'm with a girlfriend...
37:12I must tell your name yesterday, I really want to...
37:14Let me see.
37:14Give me your life as a friend.
37:17Do you have a good night tonight?
37:18You're good. I'm stressed.
37:20Thank you for helping me out.
37:21Yeah.
37:21You've been drinking as well?
37:22Yeah.
37:23Did you get drunk at work?
37:24So many good-looking guys, though.
37:26Yeah.
37:26Better than me?
37:28No, I got checked up tonight.
37:29So did I?
37:30Left, right and centre.
37:31I've got a couple of numbers as well.
37:32Good-looking guy checked me up tonight.
37:34He was like, oh, should we go out for dinner?
37:36Who is he?
37:37I can't tell you his name.
37:38Do I know him?
37:39Does he know me?
37:41What an idiot.
37:42He's like, can I take you out?
37:43And I was like, oh, I don't know.
37:44And he's like, I think, oh, I've always liked you and...
37:47Of course he said he's always liked you.
37:48You've got fake boobs and you look really nice.
37:50Is that why you like me?
37:51No, I don't like you.
37:52Because of you.
37:53But every other geezer is going to come up and jack you up
37:56because of what you look like.
37:57You need to understand that.
37:58Yeah, well, I'm not into that.
38:00Good.
38:04I've got a surprise for you as well.
38:06Oh, my God.
38:06It's not for you, right?
38:07Everyone said, oh, that looks like Amy, that looks like Amy.
38:09But it ain't that.
38:10So don't get freaked out because it was just...
38:12Shall I meet now?
38:13Oh, my God.
38:14She's got...
38:14She's got 10-colour nails with me as well.
38:16She's got anything like me.
38:18That does hurt a little bit.
38:19Sorry, babe.
38:21Are you doing it again?
38:23No, and again.
38:23What are you doing?
38:24I've just said it hurts.
38:26Hey, mate.
38:27Hey, mate.
38:28You're so terrible.
38:30Oh, whatever.
38:31Can I stay at yours tonight?
38:32Don't know.
38:33You're drunk a bit.
38:33I'll give you a lift home.
38:34But I want to thank you.
38:35I'm not going to let you stay around mine.
38:37I feel like she'd only ask me because she's drunk.
38:40Not at all.
38:41I know I'm going to get home, lay in bed on my own and think, oh, my God.
38:44Oh, God.
38:45Oh, God.
39:14I don't care less about her. I don't dislike her. She's a nice girl. I don't dislike her. She's 19.
39:19You're going mad because I spoke to one girl. A girl you know. A girl that is not even a
39:23threat to you.
39:24But you're still going mad.
39:26It's my best.
39:27Okay, you know what?
39:28And I want you to go beside me. Go, you all right, babe? You want a drink? How's your night
39:32going?
39:32I just walked into the club and you're giving it all this. I just walked in.
39:35Where's my birthday present? Just tell it's true. Where's my birthday?
39:39Where's my birthday? Will you head down because you know it's true? No birthday. Go on.
39:43Shall I buy it?
39:45What have you bought it?
39:46Shall I buy that random girl over there? A girl you love? What have you bought it for my birthday?
39:49Tell the truth.
39:50Nothing.
39:52Why?
39:53Because your mate's girlfriend. If you use my girlfriend, you'd have a prison. I'm not with you now.
39:57What do you want from me? What do you want?
40:04There's a chance I'm going to get back with you, okay?
40:06I'm the way you treat me. My birthday.
40:07Forget that. Forget that. Forget Sam Fares.
40:10Come on.
40:11What's your say?
40:11Come on, then.
40:12If we're going to get back together, it's everything or nothing.
40:18What I mean by that is when we get back together before a petty little relationship,
40:22oh, yeah, I'm back with Lauren, da, da, da.
40:23If we're going to get back together, we're going to get back together properly.
40:26And I'm going to propose, and we're going to take a future.
40:30Mark, I'm teasing you, but my heart, I love you, and I've experienced a lot of things,
40:36and I need to break away from you, and I don't want to be with you anymore.
40:39So from going from, when are we going to get back together, or I love you so much,
40:46or please just come back to me, you're going to, I don't want to be with you.
40:50Is that because I walked in with a girl called Sam, who's a girl who does the guesses, who's
40:53a friend?
40:54You know what? Forget this argument.
40:56I've had enough of it.
40:57No, no, no, I've had enough of this argument.
40:58Right now, I'm going to say one thing.
41:00Listen carefully, take it in, and remember what you're about to say.
41:04If you don't want to ever be with me again, ever, walk away right now.
41:19Next time, is it really all over for Lauren and Mark?
41:22Will Mark be tempted by sexy Sam?
41:24And will Kirk get to take Amy up the aisle?
41:27Who knows, anything can happen, on the only way, is Essex.
41:31Who knows, everything can happen, on the only way.