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Desperate Housewives S05E08
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:01I love you.
00:02You're having sex with your best friend's mother?
00:05An affair was revealed.
00:07You have to promise me that you won't say anything to her psycho husband.
00:11A good time was brought to an end.
00:13Back off!
00:13Who do you think you're talking to?
00:15We're done here. Goodbye.
00:16And a man's past was uncovered.
00:19Look, we're just trying to get some info on this guy.
00:21He just moved to Fairview and he's really creeping people out.
00:23You're in Fairview?
00:25Yeah, why? Does that mean something to you?
00:35Once a year, the owner of the White Horse Bar
00:38would host a competition known as the Battle of the Bands.
00:43Give it up for Coastwide!
00:49And young musicians would come
00:53with their drums
00:55and guitars
00:59and dreams of stardom.
01:03This year, those young musicians
01:05were joined by a group of middle-aged men
01:09who came with their stiff joints
01:12and high cholesterol
01:15and dreams of being young again
01:17if only for one night.
01:23God, look at those guys.
01:25They're so young.
01:27No wonder they went first.
01:28They probably have homework.
01:30You guys relax.
01:32Rock and roll's not just for young people.
01:34Why are they so loud?
01:36Not helping, Carlos.
01:37But they're really good
01:38and we are really old enough
01:40to be their fathers.
01:41Okay, we may look a little old up there
01:44and we may hit a few clams
01:45but who cares?
01:46We're here to have fun.
01:47Yeah, tonight we're not
01:49a plumber and a masseur
01:50and a guy that makes pizzas.
01:52We're a rock and roll band.
01:54Right, Dave?
01:56Absolutely.
01:57Look, I gotta check with a guy
01:58about light cues.
02:02I'm sure we're not gonna
02:03humiliate ourselves.
02:06I promise you
02:07that'll be a night to remember.
02:09And it was.
02:15Mustang Sally
02:21Guess you better slow
02:24Your Mustang down
02:26In ways they could never have known.
02:36Oh my God!
02:38Fire!
02:50It's locked!
03:07The next morning,
03:09news of the tragedy
03:10began to spread
03:13along with rumors
03:15that the blaze
03:16had been set intentionally.
03:18It wasn't long before
03:20the police began
03:21using the word arson
03:24and someone
03:26was taken into custody.
03:45Oh, look at my little girl.
03:47Isn't she adorable?
03:48Oh, I missed her so much.
03:50I can't wait to meet her.
03:51Oh, not yet.
03:52I want to give her new boyfriend
03:53the once-over.
03:55Wow.
03:56He's as cute as she said.
03:58Nice smile.
03:59And look at that hair.
04:00Don't you just want to run
04:01your fingers through it?
04:03Fortunately for you, no.
04:06You know, I'm very good at first impressions.
04:08I'm going to like this guy.
04:13Why is the cab driver
04:15handing Julie's boyfriend money?
04:20Why is Julie's boyfriend
04:21getting back in the cab?
04:25And why is the middle-aged cab driver
04:28kissing Julie?
04:31I think what's going on here...
04:34I know what's going on.
04:35Let me enjoy my denial.
04:40Honey, I'm home.
04:42You wouldn't believe the traffic.
04:44Hello, Gabrielle.
04:46Virginia came by to say hello.
04:48Isn't that a nice surprise?
04:49I have news I wanted to share.
04:52You don't seem happy to see me.
04:55Well, maybe that's because
04:56the last time we spoke,
04:57you called me a greedy bitch
04:59and I called you a scary old hack.
05:01Weren't we a fine pair of hotheads?
05:04But what family doesn't have its squabbles?
05:06Family?
05:07Lady, you had Carlos fired.
05:09That was a terrible misunderstanding.
05:11And she straightened it out
05:12and I got my job back.
05:14Isn't that nice?
05:16Delightful.
05:17Now leave before there's
05:18a terrible misunderstanding
05:19between my foot and your ass.
05:22Gabby, can I see you in the kitchen?
05:26Now?
05:29Save your breath, Carlos.
05:30There is no way
05:31we're letting Grandma screw loose
05:32back into our lives.
05:33She put us in her will.
05:35Oh, my God.
05:37That woman is crazy.
05:38Is she crazy
05:39or just desperately lonely?
05:40I don't care.
05:41All she wants
05:42is some human contact
05:43to hang out with us
05:44on the occasional weekend,
05:46maybe a holiday or two.
05:47Right, and in exchange
05:48when she finally kicks a bucket,
05:49we wind up with a lamp.
05:50I'm sorry, Carlos.
05:51We're the sole heirs
05:52of her entire fortune.
05:58And her blood pressure
05:59is 220 over 90.
06:03Virginia!
06:04Why can't I stay mad at you?
06:10All right, then.
06:11We'll see you soon.
06:13The reporter's almost here.
06:14I am so nervous.
06:16Why?
06:17I've done lots of interviews.
06:18That was all local.
06:19This is the New York Dispatch.
06:21If this goes well,
06:22my cookbook could be
06:23on the front page
06:24of their weekend style section.
06:29Catherine, what did you do
06:30to your hair?
06:31I've never seen it look
06:32so thick and lustrous.
06:34I'm already planning
06:35to say nice things about you.
06:36Good.
06:37I can check that off my list.
06:39When is the reporter coming?
06:40Any minute.
06:42Oh, my gosh, Andrew.
06:43Don't you look sharp today?
06:45Don't worry.
06:45I won't tell her I'm gay.
06:47Check and check.
06:49Mom, do you know anything
06:50about this reporter?
06:51Only that her name
06:51is Sandra Birch.
06:52We just spoke,
06:53and she seemed very nice.
06:54She isn't.
06:55I went online
06:55and pulled a bunch
06:56of her articles,
06:57and a lot of them
06:58are complete hatchet jobs.
06:59A deeper look suggests
07:01something darker,
07:02something more ominous.
07:02A woman whose perky surface
07:04conceals a deep,
07:05almost demonic thirst
07:06for power.
07:07Ooh.
07:08I doubt Betty White
07:09saw that coming.
07:10Mom, if this woman
07:12tanks you,
07:12it could kill sales
07:13of the book.
07:14You're going to have
07:14to figure out
07:15a way to handle this.
07:16Knock, knock.
07:19I'm looking for Brie.
07:24You must be Sandra.
07:26What a sharp outfit.
07:29And look at that hair,
07:31so thick and lustrous.
07:43Mom, you got a minute?
07:46I do.
07:47Why do I have a sense
07:48you're going to take it
07:49away from me?
07:51Porter got Angeline pregnant.
07:57Mom, are you okay?
08:00Oh, yeah, I'm great.
08:02That it?
08:04No, there's more.
08:06They're planning to run away.
08:09Okay.
08:11What are your minutes up?
08:14Aren't you going to go
08:15talk to him?
08:19No, I have to talk
08:20to someone else first.
08:30Remember when you left
08:31that soda can
08:32on the coffee table
08:33and it left a ring
08:34and I yelled at you?
08:35I take it all back.
08:42And we always sell out,
08:44so I want the band
08:44there by six.
08:46Any questions?
08:47Sounds good.
08:48When are we on?
08:49Second.
08:50You got the primo spot
08:52as a favor to my wife.
08:53Since she rented you
08:54the space,
08:54she feels like part
08:55of the band.
08:56Well, rock on and chilling.
08:58If she requests Freebird,
08:59we're doing it.
09:02Hey, Tom,
09:03I saw a porter
09:04at my house
09:04the other day.
09:06Oh.
09:08Yeah, he and Kirby
09:08were shooting hoops.
09:10I can't believe
09:11how big he's getting.
09:12Yeah.
09:14They grow up fast, huh?
09:16Yeah.
09:17A little too fast.
09:19Yeah.
09:29Uh, hey, Doc.
09:30I know I owe you
09:31a phone call.
09:32I'm going to cut
09:32to the chase, Dave.
09:34Are you in Fairview?
09:37What?
09:39Where did that come from?
09:40Doesn't matter
09:41where it came from.
09:43Are you in Fairview?
09:46Look, I don't know
09:47what brought this on,
09:48but I'm really busy
09:49right now.
09:50I'll call you tomorrow,
09:50I promise.
09:51We can talk about it then.
09:53Okay?
09:54Bye.
09:59Excuse me.
10:00Could you tell me
10:01how to get to
10:01Wisteria Lane?
10:02in Fairview?
10:11I'll call you
10:12So there we were,
10:12huddled under this
10:13broken umbrella,
10:14and he just kissed me.
10:16It was so romantic.
10:18Aw.
10:18You're just skipping
10:19the part with one
10:19of the spokes.
10:20It got me in the eye.
10:24Julie, I'm going to
10:24take your suitcases
10:25upstairs now, okay?
10:26Oh, I'll come with you.
10:26I need to check my email.
10:29Be right back.
10:39So, Susan,
10:41I'm sensing that
10:43you're a little freaked out
10:44about my age.
10:46You know,
10:47when your 24-year-old
10:48daughter calls you
10:49and tells you
10:49she's bringing home
10:50a boy from college,
10:51you sort of expect
10:52it to be, well,
10:54a boy.
10:57Well, I just want
10:58to know that
11:00we didn't start dating
11:01until after the semester
11:02was over.
11:02I don't date students.
11:03That's a rule with me.
11:05And a damn good one.
11:07Well, strictly speaking,
11:08I suppose my third wife
11:10was my teaching assistant,
11:12but she was really
11:13more of my employee
11:14than my student.
11:16Your what?
11:18Student.
11:19Before that?
11:20Employee.
11:21Before that.
11:22Third wife?
11:23That's the one.
11:26So, you've been
11:27married three times?
11:28Didn't Julie tell you that?
11:30I don't believe so.
11:31Although,
11:32I may have blacked out
11:34after she told me
11:34you were 40.
11:36So, how does a man
11:37your age get married
11:38and divorced three times?
11:40Well, my first wife
11:41and I were only married
11:41a few months,
11:42so I almost don't
11:43like to count it.
11:44Did someone throw
11:45rice at you?
11:46Yeah.
11:46It counts.
11:48Is this upsetting you?
11:49I thought you'd understand.
11:51Julie said you'd been
11:52divorced yourself.
11:53Yeah, only twice.
11:55Two.
11:56Small number.
11:57Much smaller than three.
11:58And my first
11:59cheated on me,
12:00so that doesn't even count.
12:01Did someone throw
12:02rice at you?
12:02Shut up.
12:03Look, you and I
12:04both know that sometimes
12:05it just doesn't work out.
12:08Well,
12:11that's true.
12:13Besides,
12:13it's different with Julia.
12:15I love her so much.
12:17It's very important
12:18that you know
12:18I take my commitment
12:19seriously.
12:21Why?
12:24Oh, my God.
12:25Lloyd, come here.
12:27I can't find
12:27my cell phone charger.
12:29Please, please,
12:29don't say anything.
12:31I want it to be a surprise.
12:33Thanks.
12:35Mom.
12:42And this is my own
12:43little kitchen.
12:44I'm pretty sure
12:45my husband's here somewhere.
12:46Orson, dear,
12:47are you decent?
12:48In here, love.
12:58Nice to meet you.
12:59I've had the most
13:00delightful time
13:01with your wife
13:02and stepson.
13:04Your home is stunning.
13:06You cannot run a business
13:07and do all this, too.
13:09Tell me you have
13:09a housekeeper.
13:11Why would I pay someone
13:12to do work
13:13that gives me such joy?
13:15Now,
13:16who wants a little snack?
13:21Brie,
13:21the idea was for me
13:22to spend a typical day
13:24with you.
13:26So,
13:27this is legit?
13:28You're really this
13:29Donna Reed housewife
13:31from the 50s?
13:32You say that
13:32like it's a bad thing.
13:34I think that decade
13:35had a lot to recommend it.
13:36People had values then.
13:38Values this family
13:40strives to uphold.
13:41But not everyone
13:43can keep a perfect house
13:44for a perfect family
13:45with perfect food
13:47and perfect flowers.
13:48Of course they can,
13:49if they read my book,
13:51that is.
13:53Okay,
13:54truth be told,
13:56I'm far from perfect.
13:57Only yesterday,
13:58I burned a whole tray
14:00of biscotti.
14:03Wow.
14:04And I think I was worried
14:05about finding a lead.
14:09Andrew, please,
14:10the machine can get it.
14:11We never answer the phone
14:12while entertaining.
14:13So rude to one's guests.
14:15Now,
14:16may I pour you
14:17some more tea?
14:19This is Mr. Jones
14:21from Orson Hodge.
14:22Due to vacation schedules,
14:23I'll be filling in
14:24for your parole officer.
14:25Give me a call, please.
14:32So, Mr. Hodge,
14:35you've been to prison.
14:38Now can I be gay?
14:46Kirby, is that you?
14:48I thought you went
14:49to the movies.
14:56Are you really pregnant?
15:03Yes.
15:09A couple months back,
15:11Warren and I,
15:13we fought.
15:17I was pretty banged up
15:19and, and
15:20Porter came by
15:22looking for Kirby
15:23and, and
15:26he was so
15:29kind and
15:31and gentle.
15:32Don't.
15:34Don't try and justify this.
15:37This is sick.
15:38You are sick.
15:46Your son
15:47loves me.
15:52And, and
15:53I love him.
15:56And, and
15:56you know what?
15:58I'm glad
16:00I'm having
16:01Porter's baby.
16:03Mom.
16:08Damn.
16:10Not exactly
16:11what a husband
16:12wants to hear
16:12coming in the door.
16:15I suppose
16:16dinner's not ready
16:17either.
16:21Warren,
16:22I'm
16:23sorry that...
16:27I'm gonna have
16:28to ask you
16:29to leave.
16:31Don't go.
16:34I need to talk
16:35with my wife
16:36right now.
16:37I'm sorry
16:37for any pain
16:38this has caused
16:38your family,
16:39Mrs. Scott.
16:59Damn it.
17:03Think you
17:04can humiliate
17:05me?
17:05You piece of
17:06fool.
17:07Get off
17:08of her.
17:08Get off
17:09of her.
17:09I'm calling
17:09the police.
17:10Stay out
17:11of this.
17:12Help.
17:20Okay,
17:21well, just so you
17:21know, I hit
17:22back.
17:25Call the police.
17:25I'd love to hear
17:27her explain her
17:28way out of
17:28statutory rape.
17:31You don't live
17:32here anymore.
17:36Okay.
17:43Oh, my God.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:46Oh, my God.
17:48Oh, thank you
17:50for coming back.
17:54Oh.
18:04Here we are, boys.
18:05Are you psyched
18:06or what?
18:07I feel like I'm
18:08going to puke again.
18:10Hey.
18:11Hey.
18:13You guys cold
18:13splash?
18:14Yes, sir.
18:16Sure.
18:18We're Blue
18:18Odyssey.
18:19Yeah, I can see
18:20that.
18:23So after the gig,
18:24we're having a party
18:25at her manager's
18:26loft.
18:26You guys should
18:27come.
18:27Absolutely.
18:30We just got to
18:30check with our wives.
18:51Why were you talking to
18:52that woman?
18:53She just walked up
18:55and asked if we knew you
18:55and wondered us to confirm
18:56a bunch of rumors.
18:57What kind of rumors?
19:00Just stuff she'd heard
19:01around the neighborhood.
19:02Were you really a booze
19:03hound?
19:04Lee?
19:04No, I'm just saying
19:05I wish I'd have known you
19:06then.
19:06We'd have been such
19:06good friends.
19:07She seemed to know
19:08an awful lot about you.
19:11Keyword, awful.
19:12I cannot let this happen.
19:14I have to find her.
19:15Well, she's going to be
19:16at the Battle of the Bands
19:17tonight.
19:18Why?
19:19She wants to hear Orson,
19:20and I quote,
19:21sing harmony with the guy
19:22he tried to kill.
19:24Oh, dear God.
19:25This woman is determined
19:26to make my life sound
19:27ten times worse
19:28than it actually is.
19:30Yeah.
19:30So is your first husband
19:31really into S&M hookers?
19:37And you wonder
19:38why we're never
19:39invited anywhere.
19:43Okay, girls.
19:44Mommy's leaving.
19:45They love you.
19:46I'm planning on having
19:47a massive hangover tomorrow,
19:48so keep the girls up late
19:49until we can all sleep in.
20:00My, don't you look festive.
20:03Virginia,
20:04what are you doing here?
20:06What do you mean?
20:07We're going to watch
20:08Carlos' band play.
20:10You invited me this morning,
20:11remember?
20:13No.
20:14What I remember was
20:15you asking me
20:16to the movies tonight
20:17and me saying I couldn't
20:19because I was going
20:19to watch Carlos' band play.
20:22You got an invitation
20:23out of that?
20:24Well, I'm here now, dear,
20:26and I had this lovely limo,
20:27so come on,
20:28we'll ride over
20:29to the club in style.
20:30Oh, well, here's the thing.
20:31I'm supposed to go
20:32with my girlfriends.
20:33Oh, Gabby, please.
20:35I was so looking forward
20:36to this.
20:37Don't make me go all alone.
20:42Well, I guess we're all
20:44going to the same place.
20:46I'll just see my friend's heir.
20:48Oh, goody.
20:53Where's Anne?
20:54Oh, she's asleep.
20:55She's fine.
20:56What happened?
20:56I went over to talk to Anne
20:58about recent developments.
21:00You went to her house?
21:01Yes, I did, Porter.
21:02I had to talk to Anne.
21:04I didn't know
21:04that her husband was there
21:05and he overheard us.
21:09The doctors say
21:10she's going to be fine.
21:13Porter, where are you going?
21:15Damn it.
21:20Tonic water, bourbon, ketchup,
21:22this is your grocery list.
21:23There's got to be something else
21:24on Dave's phone bill
21:25that will help us.
21:26There isn't.
21:28Oh, don't get broccoli.
21:30It is not your friend.
21:32You're telling me
21:33that you cross-checked
21:35all those other numbers
21:36and there was nothing?
21:36Squat.
21:37The key is this doctor guy.
21:39Yeah.
21:40Maybe we should just
21:40fight the bullet
21:41and go to Boston.
21:42Yeah.
21:43Maybe we can get more
21:44out of him face to face.
21:57Hey, you want to go
21:58to a rock show tonight?
22:00Me?
22:01With you?
22:01Well, I'm a little
22:02out of your league.
22:03But if it'll get you there,
22:05sure.
22:06I don't think I can,
22:07but thanks.
22:08Here, in case
22:09you change your mind.
22:30And then I noticed
22:32that Maria's pockets
22:33was stuffed with silverware.
22:34I'm telling you,
22:36it's impossible
22:36to fight good help
22:37these days.
22:39Well, you'll know
22:40soon enough
22:41when my cholesterol
22:42finally gets the better
22:43of me.
22:44Don't talk like that.
22:46You want a cheeseburger
22:47or something?
22:53That has got to stop.
22:54I'm going to do something.
22:56Why?
22:57Julie's a grown woman.
22:58Uh-huh.
22:59She's a grown woman
23:00with stars in her eyes
23:01who's in love
23:01with a three-time loser.
23:05If she wants
23:06to accept his proposal,
23:07that's her business.
23:09But in the meantime,
23:10you're not going
23:10to ruin his surprise.
23:12Aren't I?
23:13No.
23:14Aren't I?
23:15No.
23:22You're right.
23:25I'll stay out of it.
23:31Oh, now where
23:32is the little girl's room?
23:36Hey, why did that guy
23:38hand you a CD?
23:38Your name isn't Julie,
23:39is it?
23:40No.
23:40Why?
23:41Well, there's a song
23:42in there he wants me to play.
23:43I guess he's going to propose
23:44to his girlfriend
23:45or something.
23:45Tonight?
23:48Isn't that lovely?
23:54Oh, Julie, Julie, Julie,
23:57do you love me?
24:00Julie, Julie, Julie,
24:03do you care?
24:06Julie, Julie,
24:07are you going to love me?
24:12Hey, you two.
24:14What's going on?
24:15Um, nothing.
24:17What's going on with you?
24:18Oh, I just love this song.
24:21And Jackson doesn't like
24:23to dance, so...
24:26Isn't it fun?
24:29It was.
24:30Oh, it reminds me
24:31of being young
24:32and single.
24:33Oh, I wish I'd never
24:34given up that.
24:36Yeah, Susan, listen,
24:37I don't want to sound rude
24:39or anything,
24:40but this is really
24:40a moment that's meant
24:42for two.
24:43Right, right.
24:46You mind easing away
24:48so I can dance
24:49with my daughter?
24:53Susan,
24:54what are you doing?
24:56I'm just moving
24:58to the music.
24:59Yeah,
25:00you're coming with me.
25:02Uh, no, no, no, no,
25:03no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:04Oh, all right.
25:06But no matter
25:06what he asks you,
25:07promise me you'll say no.
25:09Susan!
25:10Lloyd, I'm sorry.
25:11I can't help it.
25:12I don't want my daughter
25:13to be someone's
25:14fourth wife.
25:15Wife?
25:16Were you gonna ask me
25:17to marry you?
25:18Oh, uh,
25:19were we not clear
25:20on that by now?
25:21You can't be serious.
25:23We've only been dating
25:23three months.
25:24Yes, I know,
25:25but I have such
25:26a good feeling about us.
25:27But better feelings
25:29than you had
25:29about wives
25:29one, two, and three, Mom?
25:33You are very sweet,
25:34but I'm not getting married.
25:37Ever.
25:38Ever.
25:38What do you mean, ever?
25:40We'll talk about this later.
25:41I just really need
25:43a moment to myself.
25:58Bree, darling.
26:01Spare me your darling, Sandra.
26:03I know you've been
26:04trying to dig up dirt on me.
26:05Hmm.
26:07Just doing my job.
26:09And frankly,
26:10I didn't have to dig
26:10all that hard.
26:12I wrote a cookbook, Sandra.
26:14Meatloaf, pot pies,
26:16peach cobbler.
26:17Why are you trying
26:18to crucify me?
26:19Because it's not
26:20a cookbook, Bree.
26:22It's a look-how-great-I-am book.
26:24One designed to make
26:25every woman who reads it
26:26feel like a failure
26:27if she doesn't measure up.
26:28What you're selling
26:29is a total sham.
26:31But it isn't, Sandra.
26:34Because I don't think I'm great.
26:37I have fallen down
26:38more times than I can count,
26:40just like so many
26:41other housewives out there.
26:43We're all just barely
26:44holding on,
26:45and we all think
26:46that we're alone.
26:47So maybe you're right.
26:49Maybe it isn't a cookbook.
26:50It's a lifeline
26:52from me to those other women,
26:53because I want them to know
26:55there's always a chance
26:56to get something right.
26:58Right.
26:59Even if it's just a casserole.
27:04Though why didn't you
27:05just tell me that
27:06right up front, Bree?
27:09That's an angle
27:10I can work with.
27:14I got some good news today.
27:16I've been speaking
27:17with the headmaster
27:17at Greenbrier Country Day School,
27:19and I got them to reserve
27:20two spots for the girls.
27:21They start next term.
27:23Well, thanks,
27:24but the girls already
27:24have a school.
27:25Oh, yes, I know.
27:26A public school.
27:27This is a good school.
27:28Virginia, they're happy
27:29where they are.
27:30They love Fairview.
27:31Besides, Greenbrier
27:32is like an hour away.
27:33So I'll get them a driver.
27:35That would be
27:35a real treat for them.
27:37No, I want them
27:38to be close by.
27:39They could need me
27:40during the school day,
27:40get sick or something.
27:41Oh, that's what
27:42school nurses are for.
27:44Dear, this is a decision
27:45I feel very strongly about.
27:47I'm afraid I have to insist.
27:50Excuse me,
27:51you don't get to insist
27:52on anything
27:53when it comes to my daughters.
27:55I think,
27:56given the extent
27:56of my investment
27:57in this family,
27:58I should have some say.
27:59I'll just give you
28:00some time to think about it.
28:02I don't need any time
28:03to think about it.
28:05Keep your money.
28:06Now you're being reckless.
28:08You know something?
28:09I like money.
28:10I like it a lot.
28:11And a couple years ago,
28:12you could have bought me
28:12with that big fortune of yours.
28:14But I'm a mom now.
28:16And I make the decisions
28:18for my kids.
28:19And that is something
28:20that cannot be bought.
28:22Kathy, I can make
28:23a decision, too.
28:24I can call my lawyer
28:25tomorrow morning
28:25and take you out
28:26of my will.
28:27And that is your right
28:28as a crazy old rich lady.
28:47Screening your calls now, Dave?
28:49Yeah.
28:57Let me guess.
29:00You can explain everything.
29:19I'm really, really sorry, Doc.
29:22You changed your name
29:23and didn't tell me
29:26you're living in Fairview.
29:29The one place you swore
29:31you wouldn't go.
29:32I didn't change my name
29:34to be deceptive.
29:36I just wanted a fresh start.
29:38Fairview is not a fresh start for you.
29:40My wife, Edie,
29:41she's from here
29:42and she really wanted
29:43to move back
29:44and I said, okay.
29:45Did you tell her your history?
29:49Did you tell her
29:50why it's not healthy
29:52or safe
29:55for you to be here?
29:57She knows everything
30:00and I'm in a really good place
30:02right now.
30:03But
30:05can we talk about this
30:06after the show?
30:07These guys,
30:10they're my friends.
30:12and they're depending
30:13on me.
30:17The moment
30:18you're finished playing.
30:26Let's start this year's
30:27Battle of the Bands
30:27with our first group.
30:29Give it up
30:29for Cole Splath.
30:46Spare me the apology
30:47for budding into my life
30:48for the millionth time.
30:49What is this about
30:50you never getting married?
30:52Why would I?
30:54If there's one thing
30:54I've learned from your experience,
30:56marriage is a joke.
30:57Hey, I believe in marriage.
30:59Why?
31:01First there was dad
31:02who left you
31:03for his secretary
31:03and then Mike.
31:05He was the love
31:06of your life
31:07and it still went to hell.
31:08I mean,
31:09honestly,
31:11just tell me
31:11what the upside is.
31:13Oh, Julie,
31:14you're way too young
31:14to be this cynical.
31:16I am not cynical.
31:18I'm realistic.
31:19I'm just trying
31:23to protect myself.
31:25Well,
31:27putting a wall
31:28around your heart
31:29doesn't protect you.
31:31It just keeps people out.
31:33I learned that
31:34the hard way.
31:35Now,
31:36with Jackson,
31:38I remember
31:40that I like
31:41feeling hopeful.
31:42I like believing
31:44in happily ever after.
31:46I really wish
31:48that you felt that way too.
32:04Sorry about the tip,
32:05but I just lost
32:06$50 million.
32:10It's me.
32:12Gabby,
32:13have you seen Porter?
32:15No, I haven't.
32:15Why is he supposed
32:16to be here?
32:17No,
32:17so if you see him,
32:19please tell me.
32:20Thanks.
32:28Thanks.
32:38Yeah, come on.
32:39Tonight,
32:39we're not a plumber
32:40and I'm a masseur
32:41and I'm a guy
32:42that makes pizzas.
32:43We're a rock and roll band.
32:44Right, Dave?
32:49Absolutely.
32:50Look,
32:50I'm going to check
32:51with the guy
32:51about the light cues.
32:54Hey, Doc.
32:56He's in your band.
32:58Oh,
32:59I know.
33:00It sounds crazy,
33:01but we've worked
33:02through everything.
33:03It's cool.
33:04No.
33:05This is too dangerous.
33:06I need to speak to him.
33:08Right now.
33:08Doc,
33:09you just have to trust
33:10me on this one,
33:11okay?
33:11Now, Dave,
33:12I speak to him
33:13right now.
33:16Or I call the police.
33:22Okay.
33:24You win.
33:25Come on.
33:32I hope you realize
33:34I'm only doing this
33:35because I want to help you.
33:38I genuinely care
33:39about you, Dave.
33:43I know you do,
33:44Dr. Heller.
33:48And I like you.
33:55Actually,
33:56I like you a lot.
34:02I like you a lot.
34:03I like you a lot.
34:10I like you a lot.
34:11I like you a lot.
34:13I like you a lot.
34:14I like you a lot.
34:16I like you a lot.
34:16I like you a lot.
34:16I like you a lot.
34:16I like you a lot.
34:16I like you a lot.
34:17I like you a lot.
34:17I like you a lot.
34:18I like you a lot.
34:18I like you a lot.
34:21I like you a lot.
34:29I'm sorry.
34:47I know this is going to sound crazy,
34:51but I can actually smell our fear.
34:53If I could see where the exits are,
34:55I'd run for them.
34:56I can't believe we let Dave talk us into this.
35:00By the way, where is Dave?
35:17Hey, Jackson, where are you going?
35:18Guys, we're about to start.
35:19Uh, bathroom.
35:20Back in a sec.
35:21Oh, the men's room's packed,
35:22but there's an employee bathroom back there.
35:42Hey, Dave.
35:43Is that the bathroom?
35:44No, I think that's in there.
35:45Oh, okay.
35:46Thanks.
35:56We're up.
35:57Where the hell is Dave?
35:58Sorry.
35:59We thought you ditched us.
36:00Where were you?
36:01Need a little liquid courage.
36:02Come on, boys.
36:03Let's do it.
36:05Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
36:07the Battle of the Bands is back.
36:09So please give a big welcome
36:10to the Blue Odyssey.
36:32Hey, Warren.
36:33Yeah?
36:37Get up, you little bastard.
36:40Don't you touch him. Don't you touch him.
36:42Go home now.
36:43I know what you did to Ann.
36:45Better listen to your mommy, little boy.
36:47Go home.
36:47You're dead. I don't care what it takes. You're dead.
36:50Stop it. Go home. Go home. Go home.
36:56Hitting women and children?
36:59You must be so proud.
37:03Lock that door.
37:11What were you thinking? You could have gotten hurt in there.
37:14You are responsible for this. Whatever happens is your fault.
37:20Back-seller ride.
37:24Good lady. Good morning.
37:29Good lady.
37:30Good lady.
37:39Good lady.
37:44Oh my God! Fire!
37:47Fuck!
37:53What's happening?
38:17Jackson, he's in the bathroom.
38:18Oh, there's an exit there.
38:19He'll get out.
38:20Come on, we have to go now.
38:30Hey, hey, open up!
38:41Gabby, you're Frank!
38:43Hey!
38:47Frank?
38:48Come on, come on!
38:50Come on, let's get you out of here.
38:52Let's go.
38:55Hey, since I'm saving your life and all, you want to think about maybe keeping us in
38:59your will?
39:01No.
39:02Eh, it's worth a shot.
39:09It's locked.
39:11Look out!
39:12Oh!
39:19Come on.
39:20No, I gotta make sure everyone gets out of here.
39:21Go!
39:22Go!
39:27Don't push!
39:28One at a time!
39:30Jackson!
39:31Jackson!
39:32Hey, what are you doing?
39:33Get the hell out of here!
39:33Jackson, he's still in here.
39:35He's in the bathroom.
39:36I'll get him.
39:37Go.
39:37Just go.
39:38Mike.
39:39Get out.
39:39Go!
39:46Jackson!
39:48Jackson!
39:50Jackson!
40:05Oh, my God.
40:35Hey, Jackson.
40:37Thank God.
40:40Where's Mike?
40:41I don't know. I didn't see him.
40:43No!
40:44Is he still in there? Yeah, he went in to find you.
40:47Wait, Mike? Mike still in there?
40:50Babe, no!
40:57Mike! Mike!
41:05Mom. Dad.
41:06Murder, I told you to go home. What are you doing here?
41:08You son of a bitch! You did this!
41:11What are you talking about? Stay away from my kid!
41:12Your kid burned down my club.
41:21Susan, do you think he's still in there?
41:24I didn't see him.
41:27Look, my husband's still inside. You've got to go back in there!
41:30I'm sorry. That roof is about to collapse. Now, please get back.
41:37Someone's coming!
41:50Hang in there. I'm not done with you yet.
41:58There was a fire last night in Fairview.
42:02If you open up your morning paper, you can read about those who survived.
42:09And those who were injured.
42:13Those who barely escaped with their lives.
42:19And those who didn't.
42:24You can also read about a man who risked his life to rescue his neighbor.
42:32What you won't read about are the reasons for this bravery.
42:37You're the one who pulled that guy out of the fire. Can I intervene?
42:41And that's because no one ever doubts a hero.
43:14I'm not a enemy.
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