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Desperate Housewives S04E12
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00:12Previously on Desperate Housewives, Lynette dallied with temptation.
00:17Are you sleeping with my wife?
00:19Carlos struggled with his new life.
00:21I am poor and I am blind and there is nothing about that that is your type.
00:26Bree found herself with a new rival.
00:29Bree, that is like the best pie you've ever made.
00:31This is not my pie.
00:34Okay, you caught me. It's mine.
00:37And Susan made the best of having house guests.
00:41Oh, and listen, Bob and Lee introduced us to this wonderful contractor so we won't be imposing for long.
00:46Imposing? Who's imposing? You can stay as long as you want.
00:55In the corridor of the Greenwood Rehabilitation Center,
00:58here is a sign.
01:00It's there to remind patients to be honest about the past.
01:07But Orson Hodge did not notice it.
01:10He was too busy thinking of his past,
01:13or at least the part of it he shared with Mike Delfino.
01:21Orson thought of the night they met.
01:24The night his mother
01:27had murdered his mistress.
01:31He thought of the next time they met,
01:34and how Mike began to recognize him.
01:42He thought of his mother's fear Mike would remember too much,
01:47and her demand that Orson stop this from happening.
01:52He thought of how he agonized,
01:55but in the end,
01:56had still
01:59done the unthinkable.
02:06Orson then started to think about the message he had received from Mike,
02:10asking him to visit.
02:14The thought was crossing Orson's mind
02:17that Mike had remembered something.
02:20Something dangerous.
02:22When suddenly...
02:24Orson.
02:26Come on in.
02:27The time for thinking
02:29was over.
02:36So, I...
02:37I see they have a tennis court here.
02:38Must be nice to get out and
02:40whack a few balls around, huh?
02:42Well, just sit down.
02:44Might make this easier.
02:51I've been trying to figure out all day
02:53just how I was gonna do this.
02:55Do what, Mike?
02:58Since I've come here,
02:59I've had a lot of time to think.
03:03Things are
03:04becoming clearer.
03:08Starting to put some things together.
03:10Oh?
03:12Well, good for you.
03:14No, not really, Orson.
03:20When you hurt people,
03:22you gotta be accountable.
03:25There's no way around it.
03:27So I have to ask you.
03:32Do you think you can forgive me?
03:36What?
03:41When I asked you to write
03:42a prescription for pain pills,
03:46all I could think about
03:47was getting my next fix.
03:48The fact that you could've
03:49lost your license,
03:50your business,
03:51all that never even entered my head.
03:53And I'm really sorry.
04:00Of course.
04:02No need to apologize.
04:05Wow.
04:06I feel a million times better.
04:09You know, one thing I've learned here,
04:11if you don't get this stuff off your chest,
04:13it'll eat you alive.
04:19As he left,
04:21Orson thought only of his good fortune
04:23and relief.
04:26Ignoring completely
04:27the feelings of guilt and shame
04:29that were rising within him.
04:33That was the sad thing
04:34about Orson Hodge.
04:37He had no idea
04:39just how sick
04:40he really was.
04:53From the moment
04:54his doctors had told him
04:56he was blind,
04:57Carlos Solis
04:58had worried
04:59about only one thing.
05:02That the people in his life
05:04would come to see him
05:05as a burden.
05:08But as it turned out,
05:10his friends didn't mind
05:11driving him to the store.
05:14His neighbors didn't mind
05:16helping retrieve his mail.
05:18The paper boy
05:20didn't mind helping him
05:21find his morning paper.
05:24In truth,
05:26everyone on Wisteria Lane
05:28was more than willing
05:29to help Carlos
05:30adjust to life
05:31as a blind man.
05:33Everyone, that is,
05:34but his wife,
05:35who was quickly starting to feel
05:37she was the one
05:39with the handicap.
05:40And in a surprise move,
05:42the Spurs announced a trade
05:43that will send
05:44Perennial All-Star
05:45to the...
05:46Oh, jeez, Gabby.
05:48I asked you to please
05:49fish out all the little
05:50carrot squares.
05:51I did.
05:52Well, I think you missed some.
05:53Could you get them out, please?
06:02There you go.
06:03All gone.
06:04Did you just use your hand?
06:06Of course not.
06:07I used a spoon.
06:12I'm sorry that I'm
06:13such a handful.
06:14I really am trying to do
06:15the best that I can.
06:16I know you are, babe.
06:18And I know it's hard.
06:19And I'm going to try
06:20to be more sensitive
06:21to your needs.
06:22Now, hurry up and finish.
06:23I have to go to the store.
06:24Can I go, too?
06:26I'm bored.
06:27Please, Carlos.
06:28I have a million errands
06:29to run,
06:29and I'd do it a lot
06:30faster without you.
06:31Plus, I'm having lunch
06:32with the girls first.
06:33Oh, okay.
06:35Mmm, Gabby,
06:36another carrot.
06:37Just eat them.
06:39Carrots are good
06:39for your...
06:41Just eat them.
06:49Sorry I'm late.
06:50Blind husband.
06:51You know the drill.
06:52Oh, Gabby,
06:52I'm so glad you're here.
06:53I was just about
06:54to tell everyone
06:55to keep an eye out
06:55for their invitation
06:56to the Founders Ball.
06:59I'm sorry.
07:00What is the Founders Ball?
07:01You all seem so excited.
07:03It's a black-tie fundraiser
07:04that Brie organizes
07:05every year.
07:05It's a lot of work,
07:06exhausting,
07:07and completely worth it,
07:09especially when you get
07:10your big moment
07:10in the spotlight.
07:12Brie gets to present
07:12an award to somebody
07:13who's done something
07:14extraordinary for the community.
07:16Oh, I say we nominate
07:17the woman who gives
07:17Edie her bikini wax.
07:21So, Brie,
07:22I've planned a few events
07:23myself back in Chicago.
07:25Small potatoes
07:26compared to this,
07:27I'm sure,
07:27but if you could use me,
07:29I'd love to help.
07:33That would be lovely.
07:37It would?
07:39Yes, of course.
07:39Why wouldn't it?
07:42Nobody?
07:44Okay, I'm going in
07:45because you two
07:46would kill each other,
07:47literally.
07:48It'll start with hair pulling
07:49and end with detectives
07:50taking our statements.
07:52Remember the pie thing?
07:53Remember the pie thing.
07:54Tibetan monks
07:55remember the pie thing.
07:56I acknowledge that Catherine
07:58and I have had
07:58our differences,
07:59but we have all been
08:00through a lot recently,
08:01and I would hope
08:02that it taught us
08:03to put our differences aside
08:05and be friends
08:06because that's
08:08what's most important.
08:10I've faced cancer
08:11in a tornado,
08:12but I'm running
08:13from this.
08:28Hi.
08:30Oh, my God, Rick.
08:33Hi.
08:34How are you?
08:36Great, actually.
08:37We're great.
08:38Well, you look great.
08:42Oh, hey, Tom,
08:44look who's here.
08:45Rick.
08:45I see that.
08:47Table for one?
08:48No, thanks.
08:50I just wanted to come by
08:52and bring you guys
08:54Sparolo.
08:55I just got back
08:55from Italy.
08:56Oh, well, that's nice.
08:58Oh, it's the occasion.
08:59Oh, you just being
09:00a good guy.
09:03I can't get anything
09:04fast, you know, Tom?
09:07Well, I've got some work
09:09to do.
09:10Yeah, well, you know,
09:10I wanted to come here
09:11and tell you guys
09:12in person I'm opening
09:14my own place.
09:16You must have seen it.
09:20That's you?
09:21On the corner?
09:22Yeah, I looked everywhere.
09:23I swear, but, uh,
09:24what's the best location?
09:26I'll bet.
09:28Okay, look,
09:28people like to eat
09:29in Fairview,
09:30and there's plenty
09:31of business
09:31for both of us.
09:33Hey, I remember you.
09:35You back to work
09:35in here now?
09:36Oh, no, sorry.
09:37Too bad.
09:38That oh so buku
09:39of yours was
09:40really something.
09:42Well, I got it
09:43on the menu
09:43at my new place
09:45on the corner.
09:46Come check us out.
09:49See?
09:51Room for everyone.
09:53Okay.
09:53Okay.
10:12Orson, you scared me.
10:25Why are you sitting
10:26down here in the dark?
10:28And aren't you
10:29a little cold?
10:30I had to do something.
10:32Then you came down here
10:34and you couldn't
10:34remember what it was.
10:36That happens to me
10:37all the time.
10:39Well, the baby
10:40is insisting
10:41that I eat
10:42the last piece
10:43of Bree's
10:44triple chocolate cake.
10:45If you want,
10:46we could...
10:49Oh, my God.
10:50You're naked.
10:52In my kitchen.
10:53Where I eat.
10:57Okay, I don't
10:58hear you leaving.
11:00I had to do
11:01something.
11:02Pajamas!
11:03That's something
11:03you could do.
11:06Okay, you're right.
11:07You're a guest
11:08in my house.
11:09A completely naked
11:10guest in my house.
11:11I should be.
11:15Hey.
11:16Hey.
11:17You were supposed
11:17to be home at eight
11:18to help me wrangle
11:19the kids for bath time.
11:20It's...
11:21It's almost eleven.
11:22Sorry.
11:27So where were you?
11:29You were stewing,
11:30weren't you?
11:32Come on.
11:34You're upset about Rick.
11:36Look,
11:38I'm not gonna deny
11:39I was ticked off
11:40when I saw him.
11:42But I'm over it.
11:43I'm taking this
11:44as a challenge.
11:45We are gonna
11:46up our game.
11:48Oh, yeah?
11:48Yep.
11:49You know what I did
11:49tonight?
11:50I worked on our menu.
11:51We are gonna start
11:52making our own
11:52ossobuga.
11:53I got a recipe
11:53that is gonna
11:54kick his ass.
11:57So you're really
11:57okay with this?
11:58Yeah, I'm great.
12:00Look how cute you are.
12:01Huh?
12:02It's going back fast,
12:03huh?
12:03Uh-huh.
12:09Yeah,
12:11it's back.
12:20Morning, Susan.
12:24Oh,
12:25good morning.
12:28Love,
12:28what you're wearing?
12:29Oh,
12:30I hope this isn't
12:30decaf.
12:31I've got a big
12:32day ahead of me.
12:36All right,
12:37we don't need
12:37to talk about it.
12:38Just promise me
12:39it won't happen again.
12:40What won't happen again?
12:42Orson,
12:42you were naked
12:43in this kitchen
12:44last night.
12:45I was not.
12:46You most certainly
12:47were.
12:48Good morning.
12:49What's going on?
12:50Well,
12:50Susan claims
12:51she saw me
12:52last night
12:52all natural.
12:53It wasn't a claim.
12:54He was sitting
12:55right here
12:56without a stitch
12:56of clothing on.
12:57And I couldn't
12:58have cake.
13:01Oh,
13:01I think I know
13:02what's going on.
13:03somebody had
13:04a naughty dream.
13:06Susan,
13:07I'm blushing.
13:08No,
13:08no,
13:09no,
13:09no,
13:10no.
13:10I did not
13:11have a sex dream.
13:12Susan,
13:13it's perfectly
13:14understandable.
13:15It wipes away,
13:16you're feeling
13:16a little lonely.
13:18Naturally,
13:18you'd project
13:18those feelings
13:19onto the nearest
13:20available sex machine.
13:22You are
13:23such a scamp.
13:25I know
13:26when I'm dreaming
13:27and this really
13:28happened.
13:28Why else
13:29would I be
13:29sponging
13:30butt prints
13:30off my stool?
13:31You know,
13:32Susan,
13:32sometimes I
13:33climb into
13:33a warm bath
13:34with a romance novel.
13:38Just a thought.
13:43Oh.
13:43You want to give me a hand
13:44with this?
13:46Oh.
13:50Oh.
13:53Oh.
13:55Oh.
13:55Oh.
13:56Oh.
13:58Oh.
13:59When do you come
13:59to Price Warehouse?
14:01I'm poor now.
14:02Remember?
14:03I have to mingle
14:04with the unwashed masses.
14:06What are you doing here?
14:07Oh.
14:08I've been unwashed
14:08for years.
14:10This place is huge.
14:12Would it kill them
14:12to have valet parking?
14:15Gabby,
14:15people don't come here
14:17for the amenities.
14:17They come because
14:18toilet paper is
14:19three cents a ton.
14:21Huh.
14:23Look at all these
14:24handicapped spots.
14:26What a waste.
14:27Take that guy
14:28selling oranges,
14:29put them in a vest,
14:30stick them under
14:30an umbrella,
14:31and bam,
14:31you got valet parking.
14:33I don't know why
14:33poor people refuse
14:34to better themselves.
14:36Yeah.
14:37We're crazy that way.
14:39I don't know why
14:39you're complaining
14:40about handicapped spaces.
14:41Doesn't Carlos have
14:41one of those blue placards?
14:43No, I think you have
14:44to have a wheelchair
14:45to get one of those.
14:46No, I'm pretty sure
14:46the blind qualify, too.
14:48Oh.
14:51Oh.
14:53Oh.
14:55Oh.
14:56Oh.
14:57Mom, can I take
14:58some of these cookies
14:58up to Julie?
14:59Why don't you offer
15:00some to our guests first?
15:01Oh, no, thank you.
15:02We have so much
15:03ground to cover.
15:04Now, let's move
15:04on to the flowers.
15:07Um, last year
15:08we went with a cascade
15:09of pink and white roses.
15:11There it is.
15:12Exquisite.
15:14Well, easy enough.
15:16Let's just do that
15:17again, then.
15:18Next.
15:22Well, if you have
15:25a different idea,
15:26I would love
15:26to hear that, too.
15:28Well, I was thinking
15:30it might be nice
15:31to do something
15:31more unusual.
15:33What about an arrangement
15:35of purple lisianthus
15:37with a spray
15:39of dark berries?
15:41It's interesting.
15:42I can't really picture
15:43that, though.
15:44Well, let me help you.
15:50I keep scrapbooks, too.
15:56My mom and Mrs. Hodge
15:58are still talking
15:58about that ball thing.
16:00She wants me to be a part
16:02of the founder's court
16:03or whatever they call it.
16:05Like, I want to put on
16:06a stupid white dress
16:07and greet people all night.
16:08I know.
16:09It's so pathetic.
16:11By the way, I'm doing it.
16:13Seriously?
16:14Why?
16:15Because I did it last year
16:16and it's actually
16:17kind of hilarious and great.
16:20It is.
16:21It doesn't sound great.
16:22It sounds beyond lame.
16:25I don't want this
16:26to come off the wrong way,
16:27but you're a buzzkill.
16:29Julie!
16:30Okay, you spend
16:31all of your time
16:32cooped up in here alone
16:33obsessing over some
16:34mysterious thing
16:35that maybe happened
16:36to your real dad
16:36or maybe didn't.
16:37Look, I'm not saying
16:38don't obsess.
16:39I'm just saying
16:40maybe you could spare
16:40some time to have
16:41a little fun
16:41with your friend, too.
16:48So, this founder's thing.
16:50It'll be fun?
16:53These were the centerpieces
16:54from the Vanover
16:56Medical Center benefit.
16:58The donors were blown away.
17:00Well, they're certainly
17:03assertive.
17:03My only fear is that...
17:05I know.
17:05I know.
17:06Fairview is a bit more
17:07provincial compared
17:08to Chicago,
17:09but I think you'll find
17:10the people here
17:11have a lot more taste
17:12than you give them
17:13credit for.
17:16Well, perhaps I could
17:18try something new.
17:20Let's go with
17:21Elysianthus.
17:22Look at you,
17:23pronouncing it right
17:24the very first time.
17:27Isn't learning fun?
17:40Mrs. Scalvo?
17:42Uh, yes.
17:43Is your husband home?
17:44We're investigating
17:45an incident involving
17:45vandalism.
17:46Vandalism?
17:49Porter, Preston,
17:50get over here!
17:51No, ma'am.
17:52This incident occurred
17:53two nights ago
17:53near your pizzeria.
17:56Someone threw a brick
17:56through a window
17:57of a new restaurant,
17:58a place called Rick's.
17:59What?
18:00We're asking everybody
18:01who works in the area
18:02if they saw anything
18:03suspicious.
18:04I didn't go into work
18:04that night.
18:05I did, but, um,
18:06I didn't see anything.
18:07What time did it happen?
18:08The alarm went off
18:08about 10.45.
18:11No, I was home
18:11way before then,
18:12around 8.
18:12I came home early
18:13to help you
18:13wrangle the kids
18:14for bath time.
18:17Yeah, I thought
18:18he was here.
18:19All right, well,
18:19if you do happen
18:20to hear anything,
18:21could you give us
18:21a call, please?
18:22Absolutely.
18:25Oh, okay, honey,
18:26could you pull back a sec?
18:27Nope, lunch rush.
18:28I'm already late as it is,
18:29okay?
18:30See ya.
18:45Excuse me, miss.
18:47Oh, hey there.
18:49I guess you didn't see
18:50that big blue sign.
18:51This is handicapped parking.
18:52I know.
18:53Primo spot, isn't it?
18:56What?
18:56I have a thingy.
18:57Yeah, I noticed that.
18:59You don't look handicapped
19:00to me.
19:01I'm not.
19:01My husband is.
19:02He's blind.
19:03Well, then that placard's
19:04for him.
19:05Only he can park here.
19:06And how's he gonna park
19:07a car if he can't see?
19:11Feeling pretty stupid
19:12now, aren't ya?
19:22Lady, you got a lot of nerve.
19:23I had to park next to the
19:24dumpster, way in the back.
19:26Oh, don't play victim with me.
19:28I have to walk in heels
19:29all day long.
19:30You get to sit in a chair
19:31and roll.
19:33You did not just say that.
19:36You know, the quicker I can
19:37run my errands, the faster I
19:39can get home to my husband.
19:40Who needs me?
19:40Because that's the kind of
19:41person I am.
19:42What are you doing?
19:42Calling the cops.
19:44You're getting a ticket.
19:45Like hell I am.
19:47Give me that.
19:47Get off.
19:48Oh, you started it.
19:50Hang it up.
19:50Get off.
19:51Hang it up.
19:52Ah.
19:53Hey, hey.
19:54Oh.
19:55Is there a problem here?
19:57Jeez, what?
19:58Is there a telephone going
19:59on around here?
20:01Dude, she took one of our
20:02spots.
20:03Bitch.
20:04I had to find street
20:05parking.
20:06Hey, there's a security guard
20:07over there.
20:07Go get him.
20:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:09Wait.
20:10Okay, you know what?
20:10This is getting ridiculous.
20:12Oh, no, no.
20:13You're not going anywhere.
20:14Hey.
20:15Let me go.
20:16Hey.
20:16Hey.
20:17Stop.
20:17What are you doing?
20:18Don't.
20:19Ow.
20:20Ow.
20:21Ow.
20:21Ow.
20:22Ow.
20:23Ow.
20:23I'm going to hell.
20:43I'm going to hell.
20:53I think you're overreacting.
20:54No.
20:55Overreacting would be if I threw
20:56a brick through you.
21:00What were you thinking?
21:02Help me understand.
21:07I just went to go check out how the construction was going, but I came around the corner and
21:14I saw this giant picture window that says Rick's.
21:17And then I realized I'm going to have to see that guy's name every damn day of my life.
21:25Then I noticed this pile of bricks.
21:28Okay.
21:29I know this whole thing with Rick, it really caused us some damage.
21:34I know it hurt us, but we survived it and it's over now.
21:38Now, that's the thing, Lynette.
21:40It's not over.
21:41It was never over.
21:43I don't care about Rick's stupid restaurant.
21:46I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me.
21:49Of course he would want to steal you from me.
21:51That makes sense to me.
21:55I care that he made you act like it could be done.
21:59Oh, Tom.
22:01He changed the way I look at you.
22:11But nothing ever happened between us.
22:15You have to believe me.
22:16Come on.
22:17I am not trying to get you to apologize.
22:21I'm just explaining the brick.
22:42Oh, my God.
22:46Ah-ha!
22:48You thought I was crazy, but it wasn't a dream.
22:50You're naked.
22:51And that means you're crazy.
22:54I didn't mean to do it.
22:56Oh, really?
22:57You just happened to stumble naked into my front yard.
23:00I didn't mean it, Mike.
23:02Mike, wait.
23:05Are you sleepwalking?
23:07Orson.
23:11Hello.
23:19Ow.
23:25Susan.
23:27Did you just hit me?
23:36Oh, dear God.
23:39Orson, you're staying in my house.
23:44Here you go.
23:49I have no explanation.
23:50This doesn't happen to me.
23:52I don't sleepwalk.
23:54You know, it's none of my business.
23:55But seeing as I have seen you naked twice in the last week, I think I can ask,
24:00is something bothering you?
24:02I don't think so.
24:04I mean, being out of our house has been a little weird, but I'm very comfortable here.
24:09Clearly.
24:11You know, when you were out on the lawn, you said something about Mike.
24:17Mike?
24:19What, uh, what did I say?
24:22Well, he was just sort of muttering.
24:24Were you having a dream about him?
24:27No, I don't believe so.
24:29Well, maybe it's because you just saw him.
24:31He must be on your mind.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Yeah.
24:34You know what, Susan?
24:35I think it's time for us to move out.
24:38You can't.
24:39Your house isn't finished yet.
24:40No, the downstairs will be ready next week.
24:42We'll be fine.
24:44Well, if you insist.
24:45I think it will be for the best.
24:48Okay, but in the meantime, I do have a teenage daughter, so if you could...
24:54Boxers?
24:55Yes.
24:55Thanks.
25:07Hey.
25:08Come on, you've been cooped up in this house since you got home from the hospital.
25:12Let's go out and have some fun.
25:13No, I think I'm going to stay here.
25:15I don't want to be a burden.
25:17Carlos, I see handicapped people out and about all the time.
25:19In fact, I met two feisty men in wheelchairs yesterday at the mall.
25:22They were living their lives, so it's time for you to live yours.
25:25Come on.
25:26Come on.
25:35I'm just dropping off a few letters.
25:37Might as well just wait here.
25:49I'm just picking up some vitamins.
25:50I'll be quicker if I do it myself.
26:01I just have to drop off a gift to my manicurist.
26:03Why don't you listen to the radio?
26:17Sorry, babe.
26:18That took a little longer than I...
26:21Carlos?
26:25Carlos?
26:29Carlos?
26:31Carlos?
26:34Carlos?
26:35Carlos?!
26:36Oh, there you are.
26:38Thanks, Henry.
26:43Where the hell have you been?
26:44I was starving, so I got that kid to take me to go get a burger.
26:47I don't believe this. I was worried sick about you.
26:49I'm sick of waiting here. You promised me a fun day, and all I got is a sunburn on the
26:53right side of my face.
26:54I'm sorry. I told you I had errands to run first.
26:58What's that smell?
27:00What smell?
27:01It smells like...
27:04Nail polish. Did you get your nails done? Is that what you've been doing?
27:08Excuse me. Miss, is that your Aston Martin in the handicapped space?
27:13What? Gabby, are you parked in a handicapped spot?
27:18Move it along, Pops. We're gonna be here a while.
27:20Wait, wait, wait. Did you get a handicap tag?
27:24To answer your earlier question, yes, I got a manicure. I'm sorry. We good?
27:28Oh, my God! You're exploiting my blindness so that you can score better parking?
27:34That's a really mean way to put it.
27:37You had me out here sitting like a dog with the window cracked open. You used me.
27:42Well, why shouldn't I get something out of this? You know, the blindness didn't just happen to you.
27:46You can't be serious.
27:48Oh, you bet I am. Every morning the toothpaste has to be to the left of the sink.
27:53Because if it's not, you can't find it and I have to put it there.
27:56And sometimes, I don't know, I'm driving or I'm in line at the bank and I think, is the toothpaste
28:01there?
28:02So then I have to run home and check because I don't want you reaching for the tube and not
28:06being able to find it.
28:08I just didn't think this is how it was all going to turn out, Carlos.
28:15I didn't think that every day for the rest of my life, a part of me is always going to
28:18think, where's the toothpaste?
28:22Can't you just leave it in the drawer?
28:25That's not the point, you blind idiot!
28:27I'm saying if all I get in exchange for this crappy situation is a nice parking spot for my $8
28:34manicure, then I'm taking it!
28:48Who put pear slices in the Waldorf salad?
28:51I guess that would be me.
28:53Katherine, a Waldorf salad is made with apples. It's tradition.
28:57Yes, a musty 19th century tradition.
29:00In need of some jazzing up.
29:02Look, I just thought you have so much on your mind already.
29:04What with the music and the decorations, the least I could do was take over the food.
29:09Take over?
29:11What in God's name have you done with my French onion soup?
29:13Oh, it'll be fun.
29:14I told the chef nothing is to leave that kitchen unless I've tasted it.
29:19Katherine!
29:20Trust me!
29:21After all, I've gotten tons of compliments on the Lysianthus.
29:41Here, honey. Let me.
29:49Thanks.
29:52You're welcome.
29:59Just so you know, I'm sorry for what I'm putting you through.
30:07If it were anyone but you, it wouldn't be worth it.
30:16You ready to go to the party?
30:19You tell me.
30:23How do I look?
30:27You look very handsome.
30:32And you look more beautiful than ever.
30:35How do you know that?
30:37Just a hunch.
30:47Don't eat that.
30:48We had a refrigeration problem.
30:50I don't want you getting sick.
30:51Oh, dear.
30:52Well, I should throw this dip out.
30:53Thanks.
30:54It'll be about ten minutes before I can make up a new batch.
30:56Do you mind telling your boss?
30:58She's not my boss.
31:03Brie!
31:04The room is simply lovely.
31:06You've outdone yourself.
31:07Thank you, Mrs. Downey.
31:08Listen, when I present the Founders Award tonight, I was wondering...
31:11Oh, dear.
31:12Has no one spoken to you?
31:13About what?
31:15Well, the committee has decided that it would be best if Catherine Mayfair present the award this year.
31:21No.
31:21That's...
31:22That's my job.
31:23I always do it.
31:24Oh, well, you're already doing so much.
31:26And, well, Catherine was quite insistent.
31:34What's that?
31:35Oh, it's Dip.
31:36The caterer just said that...
31:37I thought we agreed.
31:38Nothing leaves the kitchen without me tasting it first.
31:45Dig in.
32:03Is everyone having fun?
32:04You and Catherine did an amazing job.
32:07Boy, we didn't think you guys could work together.
32:09Yeah, we were sure one of you would end up killing the other.
32:17You really should have more faith in people.
32:19Excuse me.
32:28Catherine, darling, are you okay?
32:33Not really.
32:36I hope there's nothing wrong with the food.
32:38Is anybody else getting sick?
32:39Oh, no.
32:41Oh, no.
32:42No, dear.
32:42Just you.
32:44Maybe you should go home.
32:46I can't.
32:47Present the Founders Award.
32:49Oh, no one would expect you to do that in your condition.
32:52You know what?
32:53Um, I could do it.
32:55No?
32:56We can get it together.
32:57Catherine, no one expects you to be a martyr.
32:59Why don't you go home?
33:00I can't.
33:01Why not?
33:02I'm perfectly capable of presenting.
33:03I've done it for the last eight years.
33:06And let's face it.
33:07I mean, no one wants to accept an award from a woman who looks like she should be a lion
33:11at the needle exchange.
33:13This is important to me.
33:15I'll be fine.
33:24And now for the presentation for the Founders Award, Ms. Catherine Mayfair.
33:38Thank you, Mrs. Downing.
33:43I was honored when you and the other members of the committee asked me to present this award.
33:49I was honored when you...
33:53Brie, what's up?
33:53I thought giving out this award was your thing.
33:55News to me.
33:56Not anymore.
33:57Things change.
33:59This year's Founders Award...
34:01Ever since I started working with that obnoxious backstabber,
34:04she's done nothing but try to take the spotlight off of me and put it on to her?
34:08Goes to my dear friend.
34:10Brie Hodge.
34:17The obnoxious backstabber just called your name.
34:26Brie has been a pillar for the Fairview community for many years.
34:31There is no better friend than Brie Hodge.
34:38Congratulations.
34:40I know you tried to poison me.
34:51Well, uh, this has been an evening full of, uh...
35:00Surprises.
35:02I never would have imagined that, um, I would be recognized by this wonderful...
35:07Hi, Andrew.
35:08Guess what?
35:09Your mom just won the Founders Award.
35:11Lynette, listen to me.
35:12Oh, my God.
35:13You're not gonna believe what's going on down here.
35:16What?
35:16What?
35:16Is everyone okay?
35:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:18We're fine.
35:19It's Rick's place.
35:20Totally went up in flames.
35:21There are like three fire trucks here.
35:23Oh, my God.
35:24That's horrible.
35:25How did it start?
35:27They don't know.
35:28Okay, I'm gonna...
35:29I'll call you back in about five.
35:31Bye.
35:32I want to thank you so much for presenting this award.
35:38Yeah, I wasn't expecting it.
35:41We have a small state of a great big heart.
35:44I'd be honored to have accepted this award.
35:58The photographer's asking if he can get shots of the two of us.
36:02Wait.
36:04I need to talk to you first.
36:09I misunderstood the situation, that's all.
36:11Can we just leave it at that?
36:12No, we can't.
36:14And do you know why?
36:16Because I thought things were going well.
36:19I was having fun with you.
36:23Obviously.
36:25I misunderstood.
36:28So tell me.
36:29Was there a straw that broke the camel's back?
36:32Or were you planning on killing me all along?
36:37Here's the thing you need to understand about me and my friends.
36:41We each have our niche.
36:43Gabrielle's the glamorous one.
36:45Susan's the adorable one.
36:47Lynette's smart.
36:49Edie's Edie.
36:50And I'm the domestic one, the organizer.
36:53The one who knows that there are three tines on a dessert fork.
36:56I'm the one who gets teased for that.
36:58That's who I am.
37:03And that's also who you are.
37:05So?
37:07So, I don't really know how to be friends with you.
37:13That's a shame.
37:16Because I understand you better than all those other women do.
37:19I know how following the rules and observing the little graces makes you feel like you're in control.
37:28We both had days where it was either set a beautiful table or curl up in a ball and die.
37:36We're the same Brie.
37:39And if you think that means we can't be friends, then I'm sorry.
37:43But it might also mean we could be best friends.
37:50Who knew you were so insightful?
37:56Isn't learning fun?
38:05Terrific, everyone.
38:11So, did I lie?
38:12Was it cool?
38:13You were right.
38:15It really was.
38:17Thank you, Julie.
38:21It's good to get out of my own head, you know?
38:23For months now, I've been hung up on looking for my dad and blaming my mom.
38:28And it's gotten me nowhere.
38:31I just want to start having fun again.
38:35Thank you, Julie.
38:37There you are.
38:39Want to get some pictures with you.
39:01Orson.
39:04Hi.
39:06Listen, I have a 12 o'clock curfew, so if my mom asks, can I just...
39:10Right.
39:10No, it's Julie.
39:11Julie.
39:15Oh, you're sleepwalking.
39:17Yeah, I heard about that.
39:19I'm sorry, Mike.
39:21Again.
39:22Not Mike.
39:25Why don't I get you back to bed and you can...
39:27I'm sorry I ran you over, Mike.
39:43Blindness.
39:44It's an affliction that prevents people from seeing what is right in front of them.
39:52Like the wives who can't detect the jealousy that consumes their husbands.
40:00The women unable to see that a rival might also be a friend.
40:09The men who stay oblivious to the guilt that lies deep within them.
40:16Yes.
40:19The world is filled with those who cannot see.
40:24The most dangerous are the ones who stay blind to the evil within their own hearts.
40:32How do we protect ourselves from these people?
40:36First, we have to open our own eyes and find them.
40:42Before they find us.
40:49We'll find this easy.
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