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Desperate Housewives S06E12
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:01In the wake of a tragedy
00:04A daughter was safe
00:06You saved her life
00:08We owe you everything
00:09Orson was changed
00:10There's a good chance your husband is paralyzed
00:12An unborn twin was gone
00:15We lost the baby
00:16But the other baby is fine
00:19And an ex-husband
00:21Coral didn't make it
00:23Oh my god
00:24Was dead
00:32A month after the death of Carl Meyer
00:35His family assembled
00:37For the reading of his will
00:38To each, Carl left something
00:42To remember him by
00:44To his great aunt
00:46He left a grand piano
00:47To his favorite cousin
00:50He left gold cufflinks
00:52To his beloved daughter
00:54He left cash and securities
00:57But Carl Meyer
00:59Left his most extraordinary possession of all
01:02To someone
01:03Who wasn't expecting
01:05A thing
01:06And finally
01:07To my ex-wife
01:08Susan Meyer
01:09Hey, that's me
01:12Oh, I was just here to support my daughter
01:16Seriously, I've been playing hangman on my phone
01:21You were saying?
01:23To my dearest Susie Q
01:24Who endured my infidelities
01:26Far longer than she should have
01:29Years of cheating
01:30Betrayals almost from the day we were married
01:32Can we just skip to the part where I get stuff?
01:36Oh, don't look at me like that
01:38You got the piano
01:40Well, I was never good at hiding my affairs of the flesh
01:42I'm ashamed to say that I was more successful
01:45At concealing some of my financial affairs
01:47What does that mean?
01:49I think Dad hid money from you when you were married
01:53Well, it's not money exactly
01:55It seems your ex-husband was part owner in a business
02:00He was having affairs
02:01Ran a law firm
02:02And he owned a secret business
02:05Glad you're finally getting a little rest
02:09Now, he specifically asks that you keep an open mind
02:13It's very successful
02:15Well, if it's so successful, why do I need to keep an open mind?
02:20Yes
02:20Carl Meyer left his ex-wife something to remember him by
02:30Not that there was any chance she would forget him
02:51All kinds of men go to the Double D Gentleman's Club
02:55Frat boys looking for a thrill
02:59Soldiers looking to get lucky
03:02CEOs looking to close a deal
03:06Yes, all kinds of men go to Double D's
03:10Which can be very upsetting to all kinds of women
03:16Susan Meyer
03:18Jimbo Rooney, co-owner of Double D's
03:20Look, I was real sad to hear about Carl's passing
03:24He was a good man
03:25And he cared about each and every one of these dancers
03:29I'm sure Carl was always a big supporter of the arts
03:33So, who do I speak to about selling my share of herpes on parade?
03:40Are you sure you want to do that?
03:41Now, business has been real good lately
03:43Especially since we started topless karaoke Tuesdays
03:46Well, as lucrative an enterprise as that seems
03:50Take a look around, have a drink
03:52And then, if you want to sell
03:54You have your lawyer call me
03:56Oh, look at that
04:00You made the O's and Rooney into boobs
04:03Lovely
04:04You like that?
04:05Wait till you see my partner Bick's business card
04:08He took the V and he made it into a
04:11Got it
04:11I think I really like that drink now
04:22Oh, um, thanks
04:24But I'm not here for the show
04:26I just found out that I own half this place
04:29Oh, no kidding
04:30Well, nice to meet you
04:31I'm Jennifer Morelli
04:33Right at 10 o'clock, I'm Destiny
04:34Oh, I'm Susan Delfino
04:37At 10 o'clock, I'm in a flannel nightgown
04:39Hey, we have a Delfino that comes in here
04:42Really?
04:44That's a pretty common name
04:45I think he's a plumber
04:47Really?
04:49Well, maybe there's another plumber with that last name
04:52Mike, that's it
04:53Mike Delfino
04:54Tall guy, brown hair, nice smile
04:57Big busted nose?
04:59I don't think so
05:00We'll wait till the next time you see him
05:06A TV!
05:08You guys didn't have to do that?
05:10Yes, we absolutely did
05:11We have a family rule
05:12You save our daughter from being squashed by a plane
05:15You get a 60-inch plasma
05:16And a faux leather remote caddy
05:19Oh, thanks
05:20This is very generous
05:22Please, we could never make up for what you did
05:24Or for how I behaved toward you the past couple of weeks
05:27I was such a bitch
05:29Oh, we both said things
05:30Yeah, but I said a lot worse, a lot louder
05:33Yeah, you did
05:35By the way, I talked to Human Resources
05:37And they are fine with continuing to pay you until the baby is born
05:40And for six weeks after that
05:42Carlos, that's amazing
05:45So will Terrence fill in till I get back?
05:47Actually, no
05:48He took the job in Miami
05:49So who's gonna take up the slack?
05:51Well, I'll put in extra hours, work weekends
05:55Don't worry about it
05:55You focus on that baby
05:57Really?
05:58I don't want to have this fall on you
05:59Carlos, we gotta get going
06:01We've got Juanita's interview at Oak Ridge
06:02Oh, right, Lynette
06:03Do not worry
06:04I got your back
06:04But I feel so guilty taking your money
06:07And leaving you in the lurch
06:09Hey, I got a crazy idea
06:11What if I fill in for Lynette?
06:14Oh, honey, there in a hurry
06:15No time for jokes
06:15I'm serious
06:17I've done her job
06:18Or pretty damn similar when I was in advertising
06:20I could step in for her until she gets back on her feet
06:22Oh, but that's putting Carlos in an awkward position
06:25I think it's a great idea
06:26Me too
06:28No
06:29No, I think it's a great idea
06:31In theory
06:32But it's just such a complicated job
06:37You don't think I can handle it?
06:40No
06:41No, I think you'd be wonderful
06:43Great, it's settled then
06:45Tom, you start tomorrow
06:47There you go, Lynette
06:48Now you have nothing to feel guilty about
06:50Right
06:51Right
06:54Well, thanks again for the TV
06:55You guys have been way too generous
07:27You made scones
07:29I just want to do my part
07:32Does this have anything to do with the plane crash?
07:37In a manner of speaking
07:40Do you want to talk about it?
07:42I can't
07:43It would change how you feel about me
07:44Brie, I've known you for years
07:46I don't think that's possible
07:50I had an affair
07:53Are you okay?
07:56Um, before you confess a sin that big
08:00Just try to wait till I've swallowed
08:05Who was the affair with?
08:09Carl Meyer
08:12He was killed in the plane crash
08:14The same one that injured Orson
08:15You must feel terribly guilty about this
08:18I can't eat
08:20I can't sleep
08:22That's why I wanted you to come over here
08:25I have to do something to make this right
08:29Well, seems to me the first step is for you and Orson
08:32To get into our marriage outreach program
08:34Well, it's too late for that
08:35We're about to get a divorce
08:37Yes, but this was before Orson was in a wheelchair, right?
08:41Well, yes
08:43I think you know what you need to do
08:45To atone for this sin
08:46I think you knew it before I walked in the door
08:49You want me to bring Orson home and take care of him?
08:55It's just that I'm not sure that I love him anymore
08:59Brie
09:01There's a quote I've always loved
09:05You cannot make yourself feel something that you do not feel
09:09But you can make yourself do right
09:11In spite of your feelings
09:14I don't remember that from the Bible
09:16It's from Pearl Buck
09:17I am allowed to read other books, you know
09:20Brie, no matter what you feel about Orson
09:23If you don't help him now
09:25You won't be able to live with yourself
09:30Fine
09:32I'll tell Orson tomorrow
09:34That I'll bring him home
09:36Good
09:39I think you've had enough
09:46Julie, hold up
09:47Hey, what's going on?
09:49Eddie's doing stand-up at the Chuckle Zone
09:52On open mic night
09:54Stand-up
09:55As in comedy?
09:57Well, people are always telling me how funny I am
09:59So I decided to give the people what they want
10:01Don't miss out
10:02Got this old riff about airline food
10:04It's gonna kill
10:06Hey, Porter, hold up
10:10When people tell him he's funny
10:11Doesn't he realize they're being funny?
10:13Tell me you're going
10:14I can't be the only one there
10:16I'll try
10:17I actually got a pack
10:19My dad left me some money
10:21So I'm going back east to see my cousins
10:23For how long?
10:26Until they catch the guy who attacked me
10:29I just don't feel safe here
10:32I get that
10:37I've been wanting to ask you something
10:39I heard you were in the hospital
10:41Because of an overdose
10:46You didn't do that
10:47Because of
10:50I was dealing with a lot of stuff
10:53And problems with my parents having to move again
10:56I got really lonely
10:59And yeah, I guess you were part of it
11:04I'm better now
11:08Good
11:10Life has its low points
11:12And we just have to deal with them
11:14Speaking of which
11:17How do we get out of this?
11:21Well, your timing is impeccable
11:24Because it just so happens
11:26That we have an opening right now
11:28Yes, we heard
11:29And we're so excited
11:30Everyone knows that this is the best private school in town
11:33It says here that you've been homeschooling Juanita
11:37How's that been going?
11:39It's been so rewarding
11:41Spending time with my little angel
11:43It breaks my heart to see it end
11:46Anyway, here's her lunch
11:48It's all packed and we'll pick her up at four
11:51Uh, wait, wait, just a second
11:53There are a few other families
11:55On the waiting list before you
11:58Oh, there are?
12:00Yes, but Susan Delfino
12:02Gave you such a glowing recommendation
12:05And to be quite frank
12:07We could use a little more diversity in this school
12:10It's been quite a long time
12:12Since we've had a little girl of Mexican descent
12:14Ah
12:16Well, we are very proud of our heritage
12:17But Juanita can stand on her own merits
12:20She's very bright
12:21Yeah, and I know I'm biased
12:22But I do think she's a budding young genius
12:26I'm Mexican?
12:32Honey, what did you just say?
12:34He called me Mexican
12:35You are Mexican, honey
12:37You know that
12:39Since when I thought we were American
12:43Yes, but our ancestors came from Mexico
12:47Really?
12:48So we're like those people who sell oranges
12:51On the side of the road
12:55You're busy, we should go
12:56Thank you so very much for your time
12:58And again, we really want to join you here
13:00And help you with that diversity thing
13:02So just let us know
13:06Just say it
13:07I don't even know what that means
13:08Just say it
13:10Adios, senor
13:24This is fine
13:26Thank you
13:26Thank you for agreeing to see me
13:31I called a few times
13:32But you, uh, didn't pick up
13:34I had no idea
13:37My phone was in my pants pocket
13:39And I had it on vibrate
13:40And as you may have noticed
13:45So, how's rehab?
13:48Painful
13:49Well, the doctor says
13:50With a lot of hard work
13:51You may be able to walk again someday
13:53Yes, they're very upbeat and optimistic
13:56I want to run them over with his chair
14:01So, why are you here?
14:03Well, I know we've been through a lot lately
14:05But I decided it would be best for you to come home
14:07So I can take care of you
14:13Yes, I'd rather be cared for by a flatulent helper monkey
14:16Orson, I know you're angry
14:17But I'm still your wife
14:18Well, apparently we have very different definitions of the word wife
14:21I'm proceeding with a divorce
14:23I don't understand
14:24Three weeks ago you were begging me for another chance
14:27What happened?
14:28Carl Meyer happened
14:30I could forgive you if you betrayed me with anyone remotely admirable
14:35But you chose the most contemptible man I have ever known
14:39No, Bree
14:40I do not need you
14:54I'm having a ramp built at the house
14:56And I've turned the downstairs study into your bedroom
14:58You're coming home where you belong
15:00And that's all there is to it
15:02You can start forgiving me
15:04And I'll start forgiving you
15:10I suggest you start first
15:16I don't understand
15:17How could you not know you're Mexican?
15:19We eat Mexican food all the time
15:21We eat Chinese food too
15:22Does that mean I'm Chinese?
15:24No, that just means your mother hates to cook
15:32Well, apparently we have to spell everything out for you
15:35You do know you're a girl, right?
15:36Gabby
15:37What?
15:37Half the women in your family have mustaches
15:39It could be very confusing
15:44Juanita, go inside and play with your sister
15:47And while you're at it, tell her she's Mexican too
15:52You don't believe it
15:53We had that skull right in our hands
15:56How could we let it get away?
15:57The bigger question is
15:58How do we let our daughter grow up thinking she's white?
16:01Hey, Mr. and Mrs. O'Leaf
16:04Hey, Parker
16:05Hey, Parker
16:21Hey, sorry I'm late
16:22I had to pick up some lumber to build that ramp for Orson
16:24Oh, what a good person you are
16:28Hey, I need to pay the paperboy tomorrow
16:30Do you have any cash?
16:31I think I got a 20 on me
16:36Wouldn't you rather stick it in here?
16:41Couldn't we just leave it in the mailbox like we usually do?
16:44Oh, I just thought that's the way you do it down at Double D's
16:48Double D's?
16:48Yeah, turns out Carl was a part owner and left me a share
16:53By the way, Destiny says hello
16:58Oh, okay, I see where you're going with this
17:00Do you, Mike Delfino?
17:03That's what she calls you, you know
17:04Because that's my name
17:06No one hanging from a pole should know your name
17:10Susan, that place is one of my accounts
17:12I'm their plumber
17:13And that's it
17:14You go there just to do the plumbing and nothing else
17:18Well
17:18Liar, Destiny said you had a beer there the other night
17:21Okay
17:23Sometimes when I finish the job, I'll have a beer
17:26And you never look at the girls
17:30It's, it's, it's completely innocent
17:33I, I, I don't buy that
17:35I want to see the completely innocent look you have
17:39When Destiny shakes her tassels in your face
17:41Okay, so I've gone to a strip club
17:43Are we going to laugh about this?
17:45Or are you going to make it a thing?
17:46Well, I am leaning towards thing
17:48Fine
17:49If it bothers you that much
17:50Next time I finish a job there, I'll come right home
17:53Oh, you don't have to worry
17:54Because you will not be working there anymore
17:57I forbid it
18:00You forbid it?
18:02What kind of marriage is this?
18:04The kind where the husband wants to look at strippers and the wife forbids it
18:09Susan, I love you
18:12I have never cheated on you and I never will
18:16But you're not going to tell me what I can or can't do
18:22Let me get this straight
18:25You forbid Mike from going to a strip club?
18:28I know it was a little heavy handed
18:30But I just can't stand those places
18:32Oh, what's the big whoop?
18:33Carlos takes clients to the strip club all the time
18:35I've been to one
18:37The Ass Menagerie
18:39It was my brother's bachelor party
18:41The stripper named Cinnamon gave me a lap dance
18:45Luckily, if I squinted just enough, she'd look like a young Ricky Schroeder
18:48See? This is the reason men go to those places
18:50So they can fantasize
18:52We all do it
18:53Do you fantasize about other men when you're with Carlos?
18:56Honey, Carlos has been so many different men
18:57I'm actually surprised when I open my eyes and it's Carlos
19:01Want to know who I fantasize about?
19:03No, not necessarily
19:05Anyone want more wine?
19:07Tom Scavo
19:09Wine now
19:10Fourth of July barbecue
19:11Those tan shorts
19:13Oh, I am there right now
19:16Okay, could we please get back to the issue at hand?
19:19Look, bottom line is you cannot forbid a man to go to strip clubs
19:23And don't expect him to understand why it bothers you
19:25That's just the way they are
19:26Right?
19:30Sorry, I was just imagining Ricky Schroeder
19:32Wearing Tom Scavo shorts
19:47Are you sure you want to just give away your CDs?
19:50The more you take, the less I have to pack
19:52In fact, is there anything else you want?
19:55Anything?
19:57Okay, how about Danny Bolan?
20:01Uh, he's not really mine to give
20:03Come on, he's totally into you
20:06Which is a complete mystery to me
20:09You know what?
20:10I think I'm just going to keep my CDs
20:11Okay, I didn't mean it like that
20:13It's just, you don't seem interested
20:15And I have sent every signal I can think of
20:18Why are you so hung up on Danny?
20:20Hello, he's hot
20:23Okay, here's the thing
20:24Danny's in kind of a fragile place right now
20:28He really doesn't need to get his heart broken
20:29I'm not going to snag him just to toss him aside
20:33I don't use people, Julie
20:36Okay, I used some people
20:40But I wouldn't use him
20:44Are you sure?
20:45Yeah
20:46I think we have a lot in common
20:47And if he'd just spend a little time with me
20:50He'd realize that
20:55You like stand-up comedy?
20:56Yeah
20:57Too bad
20:58We're going to go see Eddie
21:05Hey, honey
21:06Hey
21:07Sorry I'm late
21:09How was work?
21:11Crazy
21:12I had three conference calls
21:15And a two-hour client meeting with Gary Danner
21:17Oh
21:17How was your day?
21:20Even crazier
21:21I peed twice in every bathroom in the house
21:24What's that?
21:25Oh, little matching outfits for the twins that people gave us
21:29I thought I'd give them to charity
21:33I ran into the Petersons today
21:36They just hurt
21:37I wanted to see how you were
21:41So, Gary Danner
21:43He's a prickly SOB
21:47Tell me about it
21:49Check out this proposal I worked up on
21:55Hmm
21:57What do you mean, hmm?
21:58I'm glad you showed this to me
21:59I know, Danner
22:00And trust me
22:01You do not want to go down this road
22:03Why not?
22:04Don't worry
22:05I can fix it
22:05Where's a pen?
22:06Actually, I showed it to Danner today
22:09He loved it
22:11Gary Danner liked this?
22:13No, he loved it
22:15But not as much as Carlos
22:16He told me it was the best written proposal he has ever seen
22:20Bar none
22:22What's for dinner?
22:24Halo
22:29What's wrong?
22:31Nothing
22:31It's just
22:31Well, that's quite a compliment
22:34Yeah
22:35Not to mention a bit of a slam on the work that I did
22:38No, he's just encouraging me
22:40I don't think he was thinking about you at all
22:42Oh
22:43Okay
22:44By the way
22:46This meatloaf
22:47The best I have ever tasted
22:50Bar none
22:50Just eat
23:00Wow, it's coming along beautifully
23:03Thanks
23:04So, uh, when's Orson coming home?
23:05Oh, uh
23:06It's still a bit up in the air
23:09But I guess now would be a good time to call him and let him know we're almost ready
23:16Uh, yes
23:17Orson Hodge's room, please
23:20Would you stop hammering for a moment?
23:25He's checked out?
23:27But that's impossible
23:28Where would he have gone?
23:30Mike, please
23:31It's not me
23:37Never mind
23:38I think I found him
23:43Oh, boy
23:44The fetch and the fire now
23:47What is going on here?
23:49The husband you're divorcing has found new digs
23:51Before you jump down my throat
23:53Roy and I are on fixed incomes
23:55You can't blame us for taking in a border
23:58Especially one who can't get to the second story
24:00That's our naked floor
24:10What are you doing here?
24:13Enjoying my new home
24:15It's rather quaint
24:17Once you get used to the smell of denture cream and scotch
24:22Oh, don't mind me
24:25Just making sure you don't slap a guy in a wheelchair
24:29So, how are you planning to pay your rent?
24:32Well, I'm a bit cash-strapped at the moment
24:34But Karen knows I'm good for it
24:36Yeah, once he gets his divorce settlement
24:38He's writing me a big, fat check
24:41So, how long are we talking?
24:43A month? Two?
24:45There will be no divorce
24:46And if he tries to file for one
24:48There will be delays, motions, and appeals
24:50It could take years for him to ever see a dime
24:57Your wife loves you
24:58I'll take him home
25:00I'll take him home
25:01Bree, stop right now
25:02Do you hear me?
25:06So am I taking down the ramp?
25:09Leave it
25:10You'll need it soon enough
25:13Almost home, dear
25:14Mike, call the police
25:15My wife is holding me hostage
25:18You've all been there, big guy
25:32Lynette?
25:32I had an appointment with my OB around the corner
25:34And I just thought I'd stop by and say hi
25:37Oh
25:38I also wanted to thank you for being so nice to Tom
25:43Our little temp
25:45How's he doing?
25:45He's amazing
25:49It's okay, Carlos
25:50You can tell me the truth
25:53He's knocking my socks off
25:54Everybody is so impressed
25:57Well, good
25:58Good, good, good
26:00I'm so proud of him
26:02But when I drop this kid
26:03Tom's out on his ass, right?
26:06Excuse me?
26:07I love him
26:07And I'm glad he's doing well here
26:09But this is my job
26:12At some point
26:13I'm gonna want it back
26:14And I say that
26:16As the woman
26:16Who dove in front of a spinning propeller
26:19To save your child's life
26:23Of course this is your job
26:26And you can have it back
26:28Anytime you want
26:31Well, that's all I needed to hear
26:34It's just that I was under the impression
26:35You were planning to stay at home with your baby
26:42And why would you be under that impression?
26:46That's what Tom said
26:50What exactly did Tom say?
26:53Lynette, I really don't want to get in the middle of this
26:58Carlos, I saved a member of your family
26:59It doesn't mean I can't take another one out
27:05And you can train the dog to do almost anything
27:07But you can't do it with cats
27:09And did you ever try to get a cat to fetch?
27:12They're like, you know
27:14They won't do it
27:15Stupid cats
27:16Am I right, people?
27:21Well, hey, you guys have been great
27:24Good night
27:25Get it up for any orlovsky
27:28Come on, folks
27:34So, what do you think?
27:37I never realized there were so many differences
27:39Between dogs and cats
27:41That's why I'm the comic, babe
27:45I'm off to get my free drink
27:54Porter, I left my jacket in the car
27:56Walk me out
27:57Jacket?
27:58It's hot as hell in here
28:03Now I feel a chill
28:13Um, I gotta use a bathroom
28:18Okay, what is your problem?
28:21Excuse me?
28:22Whenever we're alone together
28:23You find some reason to bail
28:25Why aren't you into me?
28:28Honor, there's not a lot of room to be into you
28:30Because of how much you're into you
28:33You did not just call me conceited
28:35Chill
28:37It's not like I asked you to spell it
28:39I'm not stupid
28:41And I am definitely not the attention whore at this table
28:46I heard about your little stunt with the pills
28:51Okay, that was mean
28:53I'm sorry that I said that
28:58Don't be sorry
28:59You're right
29:05I like the blunt Anna
29:07More than the cute Anna
29:12So
29:14You think I'm cute
29:22You're home, perfect timing
29:25Margaritas, what's the occasion?
29:26We're getting drunk
29:27Mexican style
29:28Principal Hobson just called
29:30And Juanita got accepted to Oak Ridge
29:33Seriously?
29:34I am free from homeschooling
29:36No more fighting
29:37No more threats
29:38And no more parent-teacher conferences
29:40With you
29:46Come on, start guzzling
29:48I don't think she should go
29:57Huh?
29:58I've been thinking about it all day
29:59Let's keep her in public school
30:01We can't, she was expelled
30:03I made some calls
30:04Jefferson Elementary can take her
30:05That's way out in Mount Pleasant
30:07Yeah, and there's a lot of Latino families that live in that area
30:10So what?
30:11We have a much better school right here in our backyard
30:13I'm not schlepping way over there just so she can be with those people
30:18Those people?
30:20Don't you mean our people?
30:23Our people are the rich private school people
30:27Oh my god, I know exactly what is going on here
30:30What?
30:31You are ashamed of being Mexican
30:33Oh, that's insane
30:35No, it totally makes sense
30:36All of our friends are white
30:38You didn't want me to teach the girls Spanish
30:40Because I don't understand it
30:42And I didn't want you guys plotting behind my back
30:44And when we bought this house
30:45And I said we would be the only Mexicans in the neighborhood
30:47Do you remember what you said?
30:48Fine by me?
30:50You're right, it's my fault
30:51I should have told the realtor
30:52Forget square footage in Central Air
30:54Find us something next door to a mariachi bar
30:56Deny it all you want
30:58You are a self-hating Mexican
31:00Oh yeah?
31:00Well you're a self-wiping Mexican
31:02What does that mean?
31:18Hey you
31:20Traffic was insane
31:23Is there any dinner left?
31:24I haven't eaten since lunch
31:29Everything okay?
31:31I talked to Carlos today
31:33About what?
31:35He was under the impression that when I have this baby
31:38I'll be staying home with her
31:42Where would he get a crazy idea like that?
31:46I told him
31:48Wow
31:48You're not even denying it?
31:51I thought it might be in your best interest
31:54Seriously?
31:55You know how much that job means to me
31:59You know how much I hate being a stay-at-home mom
32:02How could you think I'd be okay with this?
32:05Because we lost a baby
32:14Honey I thought you might want to stay home with this one
32:18Because she's all the more precious given what happened
32:23Oh
32:24So that's how I'm supposed to feel
32:27I don't know how you feel Lynette
32:29Because you never talk about it
32:31It's been a month every time I try to bring it up
32:34You just change the subject
32:36Because I'm dealing with it
32:37But shouldn't we be dealing with it together?
32:40You want to talk about this?
32:41Yes
32:41Fine
32:42We lost a kid
32:43We'll never meet him
32:44We'll spend the rest of our lives looking at one
32:46Always wondering why there aren't two
32:48How can saying this out loud be helpful?
32:57You're right
32:58It's not
33:03You win
33:06After you have the baby
33:08Go back to your job
33:12Thank you
33:19You want me to fix you something?
33:22I'm not
33:23I'm not hungry anymore
33:39You're running
33:40Oh hey Mike
33:41Long time no see
33:42Yeah I got the call about your job being backed up
33:45What?
33:46No our bathrooms are working just fine
33:49Some woman called and said it was an emergency
33:53I'm sorry man
33:54I don't know what to tell you
33:55Alright
33:56It's time to introduce our newest Double D doll
34:00Miss Fix It
34:12What the hell?
34:20Susan
34:21Hi
34:22What are you doing here?
34:24What the hell are you doing?
34:26Oh wow
34:27Since I'm one of the owners
34:29I figured I should really learn the business
34:32From my bottom up
34:35Hey you mind
34:36I'm trying to make a deposit here
34:41Will you come down from there right now?
34:43Why?
34:44Just looking
34:45It's completely innocent
34:47Right?
34:51Wow
34:51Sit down
34:52I didn't tell you to see the back of your head
34:56This is not funny
34:58Oh I can't talk
34:59I've got a room full of Neanderthals to entertain
35:06Whoa whoa whoa whoa
35:07What are you doing?
35:08Just giving people what they want
35:13Don't you dare
35:14Susan I'm serious
35:15I want you off of that stage right now
35:18Wait
35:18Are you forbidding me from doing something?
35:22I thought we didn't have that kind of marriage
35:23Very cute
35:25But if I have to
35:26I will carry you out of here myself
35:28Oh what exactly is the problem like?
35:32Oh
35:39Okay I get it
35:40I will never
35:42Come back here
35:49Let's go home
35:50Mrs. Fix-It
35:53Wait wait
35:53I got my tips
35:54I'm sorry
35:54I got my tips
35:57I'll take care of what he had
36:00I'll take care of what he did
36:02I'm sorry
36:05Here what happened
36:10I will take care of what what he was told
36:10And after I joinedании
36:35what are you looking at nothing just some old photos I didn't know you had these I couldn't
36:45afford frames so my dad would put these on the wall with tape is that you yeah
36:54it was about five you're cute but that tool shed seen better days that was our house
37:11Wow it's funny I'm smiling in all these photos but I hated that town everybody was so poor
37:23everybody was Mexican back then I thought they were the same thing and even though I was only
37:33five I knew I wanted out and you can call it self-loathing Carlos but I just don't want my
37:45kids to ever know I lived like that that's your dad yeah he was so strong I would run to
38:02meet him
38:02when he'd come home from working in the factories and he'd lift me up on his shoulders I loved that
38:11I bet he did too
38:15he used to ask him Papa why do you work so much
38:20and he would say so one day we can live in a beautiful house
38:27and we never did
38:33but you do now
38:39your father had dreams Gabby but they were for you and he sacrificed a lot to get you here
38:50whatever our children achieve in life
38:53it's because of dreams that started on the shoulders of a proud strong Mexican man
39:01that is why I want our kids to know where they came from
39:09I want that too
39:25so how do your physical therapists think you're doing
39:33do they think you're making progress
39:43orson it's been three days you're gonna have to talk to me sometime
39:48I know what you're doing this spree
39:52Reverend Sykes stopped by to check on my progress
39:55he was very proud of himself for convincing you to take me on as charity work
40:01it's not charity work
40:04when I had that affair I didn't just betray you
40:06I betrayed my faith as well
40:09so please
40:11you have to let me help you or I am
40:12or you won't get into heaven
40:18didn't realize how much this means to you
40:23I guess I can find a way to be happy
40:26thank you so much orson
40:29I'm gonna take such good care of you
40:36by the way my soup is cold
40:39oh well mine is hot
40:43you can have this
40:54but while you're up could you get me a glass of wine
40:57yes of course
41:00and perhaps for dessert
41:02some of your delicious creme brulee
41:05orson that takes over an hour to prepare
41:07well I would do it myself but
41:20oh and we're out of vanilla beans
41:23you might have to run to this door
41:48the act itself is quite simple
41:51you strip away the outer layer
41:54and reveal what's underneath
41:57of course
41:59sometimes the results can be quite surprising
42:05if you strip away the veneer of happy domesticity
42:08you may find grief
42:13if you strip away that facade of wealth
42:17you may find self-loathing
42:21if you strip away the veil of helplessness
42:25you may find cruelty
42:31yes stripping can be a dangerous pastime
42:37but for a lucky few
42:40it can also be
42:42a lot of fun
42:44want and to go toizar
42:48thank you
42:48thank you
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42:56thank you
42:56thank you
43:10Transcription by CastingWords
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