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Desperate Housewives S05E15
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:02He's in your band.
00:04This is too dangerous.
00:05There were victims of both violence and hard times.
00:10We're sort of broke.
00:11I thought Scott Voss was doing well.
00:13When times get tough, people do without things like pizza.
00:16And beneficiaries...
00:18The deal closed. I got the bonus.
00:19Of good work and perseverance.
00:22Congratulations on your new job.
00:24Congratulations on getting me out of your office.
00:32It's not hard to spot a mother who works outside the home.
00:38Just look for someone who dresses in a hurry.
00:42Eats her breakfast while rushing to her car.
00:46And applies her makeup as she drives away.
00:51But the surest way to spot a mother who works outside the home...
00:56Just look for a child.
00:58MJ, why aren't you dressed?
00:59We're going to be late for our first day of school.
01:03Who gets sick at the worst possible moment.
01:10Hey, guys. How you doing?
01:12He's sick. I'm late. Thanks for helping.
01:15Whoa, whoa, whoa. I got to work.
01:16So do I. And it's my first day at a new job. I win.
01:20Look, I'd really like to help you out.
01:22And spend some time with my best bud.
01:24But Ms. Nelson's septic tank is expecting me at nine.
01:28You're a plumber.
01:29Ms. Nelson is not expecting you on time.
01:31In fact, if you show up before dinner, she'll turn cartwheels.
01:33I'm a teacher. It's different.
01:36Wait, I thought you were just a teacher's assistant.
01:40Well...
01:44Listen to me.
01:45The reason I went back to work is so we could both afford to give MJ the things we felt
01:49he needed.
01:49Now I'm doing my part. It's time you do yours.
01:59I'll reschedule Ms. Nelson.
02:04I gotta go.
02:06You get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids, okay?
02:09You never left me when I was sick before.
02:11Oh, I know, honey.
02:14But Mommy has a job now.
02:17Come on, we talked about this. You understand, right?
02:22Don't be sad.
02:23I am gonna pick you both up at six.
02:28Yes, it's not hard to spot a woman who works outside the home.
02:35Just look for a woman who leaves her house every morning, feeling incredibly guilty.
02:53It begins just after sundown.
02:56After a long day at the office, exhausted people start coming home.
03:04Some are met by faithful pets.
03:08Some are welcomed with dry martinis.
03:13Others are greeted with dinner on the table.
03:20Then there are those who return from a long day at work,
03:25only to discover
03:31unpleasant surprises.
03:37Ah, good, you got my note. Come on in.
03:39Oh, okay, sure.
03:41Where's MJ?
03:42Here I am, Mommy.
03:44Oh, hey, baby.
03:46How's my boy?
03:48I missed you so much.
03:51Are you feeling better?
03:52Yeah.
03:54Catherine made me soup
03:55and read me a story
03:57and showed me how to play blackjack.
04:01What are you gonna remember?
04:03Always double down on a pair of races.
04:06Ah, that's cute.
04:09Where's Mike?
04:10Plumbing emergency.
04:12Mrs. Nelson's toilet began erupting and I wasn't busy, so.
04:16Uh-huh.
04:18Well, thank you very much for helping us out.
04:21Come on, MJ.
04:21It's time to go.
04:30Oh, no.
04:33We already thanked your buddy.
04:35Let's not make her uncomfortable.
04:41Thank you for having us over.
04:43We are so honored to be the first guests in your new home.
04:46Your stunning new home.
04:48I can't believe this.
04:49The theme of my first place was early American beanbag.
04:53Well, it's all Andrew.
04:55He's the one with the taste.
04:56Please.
04:58Uh, he's running late.
05:00Do you know why?
05:02He's cleaning up a little mess.
05:04Someone didn't know you couldn't serve
05:06bacon-wrapped shrimp puffs at a bar mitzvah.
05:08I knew.
05:08I just thought if they tasted mine,
05:10they might change the rules.
05:12So, would you like something to nibble on before dinner?
05:15Is that cut crystal?
05:19It's exquisite.
05:20Andrew again.
05:21He's got expensive taste.
05:23Thank God he brings in the big bucks.
05:25He does?
05:26Well, he does now,
05:27ever since you gave him that raise.
05:31This is a delicious snack.
05:33Did you make this?
05:35Uh, yeah.
05:36It's just party mix.
05:40You gave Andrew a raise?
05:41A tiny salary bump.
05:43Tiny is not the word
05:44for your extraordinary generosity.
05:48Oh, look.
05:49There's pretzels and cereal.
05:52I can see why they call it party mix.
05:54It's like a party in a bowl.
05:56When you say extraordinary...
05:58He's exaggerating.
05:59They're children.
05:59It just looks like a lot of money to them.
06:04My God, is this a 96 Latour?
06:09I know.
06:10Andrew bought a case of it at a wine auction
06:12to celebrate that huge raise.
06:15Once you've had a few glasses of this,
06:18you're not going to remember this evening at all.
06:22We'll see.
06:27Boy, dinner without the kids.
06:29It's nice to eat without having macaroni thrown at you.
06:32Well, we, uh,
06:33we really wanted to find a way to thank you both.
06:36Thank us for what?
06:38Saving our marriage.
06:39Please, it was our pleasure.
06:42How did we do that again?
06:43Well, Bradley had been working around the clock,
06:45and I was feeling neglected.
06:47But things are different now that he has Carlos.
06:50We have never felt closer.
06:51And, Gabby, I know I've been relying on Carlos a lot.
06:54I hope it's not a problem his being away from home so much.
06:56Oh, I'll be more willing to forgive
06:58once his bonus check comes in.
07:00The only person more excited than Gabby
07:01about that bonus is her jeweler.
07:05Brad, Don, it's been such a nice night.
07:07He's going to hear it tomorrow anyway.
07:10Hear what?
07:12Look, I'm sorry,
07:13but we're foregoing bonuses this year.
07:16Can I get anyone dessert?
07:18Beat it.
07:19What?
07:19It's the economy.
07:21Our CFO feels we need to do some belt tightening.
07:24But do you know how much overtime Carlos has pulled?
07:27How many trips he's taken?
07:29He's killed himself.
07:30For God's sakes, don't do this to my jeweler.
07:34But, Gabby, no one's getting a bonus.
07:36Not even Brad.
07:37So this was his bonus?
07:39A salad and a stuffed chicken breast?
07:41Look, hopefully next year we'll be better.
07:46We're ready for dessert now.
07:48Wrap up ten lobsters to go.
07:57Tom.
08:01We haven't had a customer in about half an hour,
08:03so maybe we should just close up early.
08:12No, I got an idea.
08:15Hey, everybody, take off your aprons
08:17and come sit near the window.
08:19What is this?
08:20It's called psychology.
08:22Come on.
08:23Hey.
08:24Guys.
08:25Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant, right?
08:28So, guys, this is what we are going to do.
08:31As soon as you see someone go by,
08:33you laugh.
08:34Act like you're having a great time.
08:35It'll draw them in.
08:38So now we have pretend customers?
08:40Gee, let's think of something to do
08:41with all the pretend money we're going to make.
08:43Trust me.
08:44This is going to work.
08:45Okay, hey, you guys,
08:46you're a group of old high school buddies.
08:48You haven't seen each other since the big game.
08:50And you two, you're on a hot date, okay?
08:54All right, hey, look, there's somebody.
08:55Laugh.
08:56Have a great time.
08:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
09:01ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:02Awesome.
09:02Just like that.
09:05Okay.
09:08Much as I love Tommy Scavo's improv theater,
09:10we need to face some facts here.
09:12It's a slump.
09:13We'll ride it out.
09:14We've done it before.
09:15It's not a slump.
09:16In this economy, people aren't eating out as much.
09:18Between that and Porter's legal bills
09:20and paying Brie back,
09:21we are about a week away from going bankrupt.
09:27Honey, please, have a little faith.
09:30I did for seven years.
09:31Now I'm going to be a realist,
09:32and I need you to be one, too.
09:34Okay, I understand.
09:36You're worried.
09:37I am, too.
09:39But we can make it.
09:40We just have to be creative.
09:41If we sell this place now,
09:42we can escape with some dignity
09:44and maybe even some money.
09:45But if we keep on going like we are,
09:48we're going to lose everything.
09:50No.
09:54No.
09:56I am not going out like this.
09:58I am not going to be a failure.
10:05Please tell me they just saw a customer.
10:16So, with all the calories we just burned,
10:18I'd say we deserve a huge lunch
10:20at a fancy Westmont.
10:22You do like to live well, honey.
10:24Well, why not?
10:25Life is brief and mostly sucks.
10:28Got to grab all the good you can
10:29while you're on this side of the dirt.
10:31That was very poetic.
10:32But sure, we'll go any place you want.
10:36Hmm.
10:37That was easy.
10:39Well, since I'm on a roll, how about this?
10:41Let's go away this weekend.
10:43Pick a five-star hotel with a great spa
10:45and just live it up.
10:48I don't know about that.
10:49I've got a lot of stuff I need to do.
10:51Oh, come on.
10:53Big fluffy robes, lung massages.
10:59Do you hear that?
11:01That buzzing?
11:05No, I don't hear anything.
11:06Oh, maybe it's...
11:09I hear it up here sometimes.
11:15What the hell is it?
11:18Hey, you know what?
11:20I kind of like that hotel idea.
11:23Really?
11:24Yeah.
11:25You were right.
11:26Life is brief.
11:27Why don't you go call the travel agent
11:29and see what's available?
11:30You know, you're kind of sexy when you buckle.
11:34I'm going to call right now.
11:53Dr. Heller, listen, I got your latest text,
11:55but, you know, it's been a few weeks now
11:57and people are freaking out
11:59about you being gone so long.
12:01So now there's a staff meeting on the 15th
12:03and if you're not back by then,
12:04I'm just going to have to tell people
12:06that I don't know where you are.
12:07So will you please just call me?
12:15Hey, Mike.
12:16How's it going?
12:18Well, so far I've broken off
12:19three of these stupid plastic sprinkler heads.
12:22But other than that, I'm great.
12:23Oh, good.
12:24Look, I was coming over to ask,
12:26what would you and Catherine think
12:27about going camping?
12:29Oh, man, I love camping.
12:30When?
12:31Well, my schedule gets busy on the 15th,
12:33so it would have to be before then.
12:35I don't know.
12:35This weekend?
12:37I'm definitely up for it.
12:38I'm not sure Catherine will be.
12:40Well, if she doesn't go,
12:42then Edie won't go.
12:43Well, I guess if Catherine knows
12:44another girl's coming,
12:45maybe I can commence her.
12:46Good.
12:47Tell the menfolk we'll do all the hard work.
12:49Build the fires, dig the latrines.
12:51Hey, I wouldn't mention that, uh,
12:53latrine part until we're actually
12:54at the campsite.
12:57That's a good point.
12:58I'll, uh, dig my gear out tonight.
13:00It's going to be fun.
13:02Yeah.
13:04This is going to be fun.
13:10My, that's a beautiful pen.
13:12Is it a Mont Blanc?
13:13Yeah, yeah.
13:14Yeah, I've always wanted one.
13:15Huh.
13:16Well, I guess you can afford it now
13:18with your new raise.
13:20Oh, you heard about that?
13:21Sure did.
13:23Well, the Chamber of Commerce just called.
13:25They've added 40 people to their guest list.
13:28Damn it.
13:28I only plan for 100.
13:30We're going to need more tables.
13:32Relax.
13:32They always pull this crap.
13:34So I called the rental company,
13:35had them put a few extras on the truck.
13:37We'll be fine.
13:38Oh, thank God.
13:39But you know what?
13:40We can tell the Chamber people
13:41that because it was so last minute,
13:42we had to bump our fee by 30%.
13:44I like the way you think.
13:48Oh, what would we do without him?
13:50Mm, yes.
13:51He's worth every penny you pay him.
13:53By the way, how many pennies is that?
13:58I'm not discussing Andrew's salary with you.
14:00It's none of your business.
14:02You're right.
14:02It's not.
14:04So, how much?
14:05Andrew moved into a new home.
14:07I simply gave him a cost of living increase.
14:10The cost of living in a home
14:11with silver pens and rare French wines?
14:15Honey, please don't do this.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:18Is he making more than me?
14:20Orson, drop it.
14:21I am not telling you how much Andrew makes.
14:28I'd be happy to give you that information, sir.
14:31Am I speaking to the account holder?
14:33No, I'm her business partner.
14:36Very well.
14:37Account number?
14:37Yes.
14:39Eight, five, nine, seven, three.
14:42Name on the account?
14:45Vandercamp's old-fashioned fruits.
14:47And password.
14:49Password?
14:50For security purposes.
14:53Um, oh, yes, of course.
14:56It's, um, uh, you know,
15:00it's completely slipped my mind.
15:02It's the name of her childhood pet.
15:06Oh, right.
15:08Uh, Fluffy.
15:11Nope, that's not it.
15:13Fido?
15:14No.
15:15Spot.
15:16Rover?
15:17Mittens?
15:18Sorry, sir.
15:19Uh, Marmaduke.
15:21Old Yeller.
15:22I cannot give out any information without the password.
15:26Which you obviously don't know.
15:28Then ask me a different question.
15:30How about her date of birth?
15:31Her social security number?
15:33Goodbye, sir.
15:34How about her real hair color?
15:35Trust me, it's not what you think it is.
15:44You're looking to get fed.
15:45It's gonna be a while.
15:46No, Dad called a family meeting.
15:48Yeah, Mom, he said it's about the restaurant.
15:52Oh, boy, I think I know what this is about.
15:57Listen, kids,
15:59things have been tough down at the restaurant,
16:01and I think your dad has finally decided to sell it.
16:07Wow.
16:08I don't know.
16:09So you're gonna be okay?
16:10I don't know.
16:10That's why we all have to be really supportive.
16:12Are you with me?
16:18Hey, guys.
16:19Good, you're all here.
16:21I love you, Daddy.
16:23Not yet.
16:26So, I wanted to talk to you all about our pizzeria.
16:29Just know we're 100% behind you.
16:31That means a lot,
16:32because this was a really rough day for me,
16:34and to let all our employees go.
16:39So, starting tomorrow,
16:42you kids are my new waitstaff.
16:54Tom, what the hell are you talking about?
16:56I got it all worked out.
16:58You and I will handle the days,
16:59and the kids will join us after school and on the weekends.
17:01Um, at the risk of sounding spoiled,
17:04no.
17:05Come on, it'll be fantastic.
17:07We'll love working together.
17:09Why?
17:09We don't even like living together.
17:11Look, labor is our number one cost.
17:14If we can eliminate it,
17:15we'll start making a profit again.
17:17Whoa, you're not even gonna pay us?
17:18I'm not.
17:19Is that even legal?
17:21I think so.
17:22But just to be safe,
17:23you're now 15.
17:24Happy birthday!
17:26Mom, please do something.
17:35I thought maybe after our conversation today,
17:38you'd realize it's time to pack it in.
17:39I have got to do this.
17:40I can't walk away from that place
17:41until I have done everything that I could possibly think of.
17:44But having the kids work there?
17:45You said that you were behind me 100%.
17:48Really?
17:49That doesn't sound like me.
17:51Lynette.
17:52Okay.
17:53Fine.
17:58Kids,
18:00we are going to support your father
18:02by working in his restaurant.
18:05You've got to be getting me.
18:08Just so you know,
18:0930 years from now,
18:10when you and Dad are old and people...
18:11You're putting us in the cheapest nursing home you can find.
18:13Yeah, I got it.
18:23Mrs. Solis,
18:24I didn't realize you were here.
18:25I've got your bracelet all polished
18:27and ready for a night on the town.
18:29I'll put it on and have a good time.
18:33Turns out I'm not going to be able to afford it right now.
18:36Unless you can help me out on the price.
18:39What did you have in mind?
18:41You give it to me
18:42and then call your insurance
18:43and say it was stolen?
18:48I didn't think so.
18:51I'm really sorry about the bracelet,
18:53Mrs. Solis.
18:53Perhaps I can show you something a bit less expensive.
18:56Maybe some earrings.
18:58Oh, will you excuse me a minute?
19:04I'm sorry.
19:30Carlos, get in here.
19:32I got a real shock-a-roo for you.
19:34Carlos, get in here.
19:35You are not going to believe this.
19:37You are not going to believe this.
19:40Brad!
19:42Hi.
19:43Uh, what's going on?
19:45He just stopped by with great news.
19:47I'm getting that bonus after all.
19:50Really?
19:52Well, I went to our CFO and I told him it just didn't seem fair that my right-hand man
19:56should go unrewarded.
19:57Isn't that great?
19:59What kind of guy does that?
20:03Oh, I think I know the kind.
20:07So, Brad, what sort of bonus are we looking at?
20:13Us 20 grand, son.
20:15Like a great jumping-off point.
20:18Gabby.
20:19Oh, honey, you heard Maria the other night.
20:22Your hard work is what's brought them so much closer.
20:29Pay no attention to my wife.
20:3120 grand is a fantastic bonus.
20:34You know, now that I hear the number out loud, it does seem a little low after all you've done.
20:4025 is probably more fair.
20:43Oh, Brad, come on.
20:44Saving a marriage?
20:46Can't put a price on that.
20:48At least not a small one.
20:51Gabby, will you knock it off?
20:53You're being rude.
20:54You're right.
20:55I'm sorry.
20:56Just I really wanted to buy this bracelet I saw today downtown in this little jewelry shop.
21:02You know the place, honey.
21:03It's right next to the, um, Lexington Hotel.
21:0730!
21:1030,000.
21:17Are you sure?
21:18Yes!
21:19You deserve it.
21:20You both do.
21:23I don't know what to say.
21:27You're the only one getting a bonus, so what I think might be best is if we all agreed not
21:32to say anything.
21:35Do we all agree?
21:37Absolutely!
21:41Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave you two to business.
21:44All this negotiating just goes right over my head.
21:58Thunder McFadden.
22:00Thunder McFadden.
22:00What a hoot.
22:01What's that?
22:02Oh, it's my porn name.
22:06No, a friend sent me an email.
22:08You take the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on, and voila, that's the name
22:12you'd use if you were a porn star.
22:14So I'm Thunder McFadden.
22:16My buddy here is Snoop Windermere.
22:21Hey, who would you be?
22:24Orson, I'm preparing a buffet for 200.
22:26I don't have time to explore my hypothetical career in the adult film industry.
22:32Fine.
22:33But you should know that's why people find you so rigid, because you can never just let go and have
22:38fun.
22:44Coco Saga Tuck.
22:45Happy now?
22:48Sure am.
22:50Thanks, hon.
22:52Of course, it could just as easily be Munchy Cederhurst.
22:55What?
22:56Or Taffy Swallow.
22:58We moved around a lot and had three dogs.
23:01Three.
23:02Focus.
23:03It has to be your favorite pet.
23:05Like, if I asked you, what's your childhood pet, this is the one you'd say.
23:09Well, I didn't really have a favorite.
23:10I love them all equally.
23:12Oh, please.
23:13If Coco Taffy and Munchy were in a burning building, then you could only save one.
23:17Orson, why are you being so morbid?
23:19No, I just want to know your porn name.
23:22Okay, fine.
23:23If I had to pick a favorite, I guess it would be Munchy.
23:28She was a bit rambunctious.
23:29Father sent her to a farm so she'd have room to run.
23:32I cried for weeks and weeks.
23:35Munchy.
23:36This was fun.
23:40All right, that's a large mushroom pepperoni pizza and two salads.
23:44I'll get that started.
23:45Tom, ain't it a large pet mush at table nine?
23:48I'm way ahead of you.
23:49Thanks.
23:49And do you have the calzones for table three?
23:51Oh, crap.
23:52Oh.
23:53Sweetie, I need two dinner salads.
23:55What's the matter?
23:57Parker said the only reason you had me make salads is because it's a job for babies.
24:01Well, clearly that's not true because you're not a baby.
24:03You're 15, remember?
24:05Also, I can't find my Band-Aid.
24:09Okay, you fill water glasses.
24:11I'll make the salads.
24:13Hey, Mom.
24:13Yeah?
24:14This is for table five.
24:16Oh, thanks.
24:19Uh, you didn't give them enough change.
24:22Yeah, I know.
24:22I figured this out.
24:23You can short people one percent and they won't even notice.
24:26If they got a buzz on, three percent.
24:29Okay, you make the salads.
24:30I'll handle the register.
24:32Dude, back off.
24:33That's my table.
24:34Not anymore.
24:35You can take the fort top of old farts.
24:36No way.
24:38What's going on?
24:39You took my table.
24:40So, take another one.
24:41What's the difference?
24:47Well, since I'm the only one here who can wait on that table without knocking over a glass with my
24:52pants,
24:53how about I take it?
24:54You.
24:55Handle cash register.
24:56You bust tables.
24:57Go on.
24:58Well, look at this.
25:01Everybody's happy.
25:02Things are running smoothly.
25:03Don't worry.
25:04I'm not going to say I told you so.
25:12Hey, Catherine said you wanted to talk to me?
25:14Yeah, come on in.
25:17You know, you could have just called.
25:19You don't have to use her as an intermediary.
25:21Really?
25:22I thought we were using Catherine for all sorts of things.
25:24Sending messages, raising our kid.
25:27I don't see what the big deal is.
25:29I have to work.
25:30And she has some free time.
25:32It's better for everybody.
25:33Well, it's not better for me.
25:35Especially when I'm not even told about it.
25:37Fine.
25:38Here I am telling you.
25:39I have to work Friday.
25:41So, Catherine will be picking MJ up from school.
25:45No.
25:47What do you mean, no?
25:49Let me remind you.
25:51I have custody on Fridays.
25:52Hey, thanks.
25:53Let me remind you that the reason I agreed to custody is so our son could spend time with his
25:57father.
25:59You have a problem with Catherine?
26:01No.
26:02She's a peach.
26:03But she's not the one that dragged me to court to hammer out some custody agreement.
26:07Now, if you'd like, we can go back and the judge can explain to you the difference between you and
26:13your girlfriend.
26:14Okay, you listen to me.
26:15Mommy?
26:17Are you guys fighting?
26:20No, sweetie.
26:22We are just trying to figure out what is best for you.
26:27Aren't we?
26:32I'll see you Friday, buddy.
26:34Looks like I'll be picking you up from school.
26:51Andrew makes twice as much as me.
26:54Who told you that?
26:55A little bird.
26:57Or should I say a little dog named Munchie?
27:02That's why you want to know the names of my pets?
27:04Orson Hodge, you are shameful.
27:06What's shameful is how much you're paying him.
27:08Andrew has been with me since I launched the company.
27:11He runs every aspect of the business.
27:13He deserves what he's making.
27:15But I am your husband, for crying out loud.
27:17Yes, Orson.
27:17We're all aware of how you got the job.
27:20You know what the real travesty is?
27:22I'm more educated than a lot of you.
27:24I went to grad school.
27:25I'm a dentist.
27:26No, you were a dentist.
27:28Now you're a caterer, and you're paid fairly based on your expertise and contribution.
27:32Well, this is not about money, Brie.
27:34It's about value.
27:35And you're saying I'm worthless.
27:37No, I'm just saying you're worth... less.
27:42I'm sorry, honey.
27:43I'm just being honest.
27:47Very well.
27:50Oh, since we're being honest, Munchie didn't go to any farm.
27:54That's what parents tell their kids when they just had their pets gassed.
28:05Hey!
28:06Hi.
28:07You got a minute?
28:08I have a really big favor to ask you.
28:10Yeah, sure.
28:12I need a little detective work done.
28:15It's about Bradley.
28:21So, what's going on?
28:24I'm going to buy a golf club.
28:26A baseball bat would be cheaper.
28:30Maybe I should let you finish.
28:33See, I don't know anything about golf clubs, but I know Carlos does, so I was hoping you
28:37guys could snoop around and find out what kind of driver Brad wants.
28:41Oh, it's a gift.
28:44Sure, yeah.
28:45We'd love to help out.
28:48So, what's the occasion?
28:49No occasion.
28:50I just want to thank him for being a wonderful husband.
28:54Well, don't spend too much.
28:58Why don't you just get him a card?
29:00So, our marriage counselor said we should get each other little gifts now and then and
29:03keep things spontaneous.
29:04Oh, you're in counseling.
29:06That's great.
29:07We were.
29:07But we stopped.
29:08We don't need it anymore.
29:10Are you sure about that?
29:12Yeah.
29:13Brad and I are solid.
29:14Well.
29:15Ice is solid, too.
29:16Until it cracks and you're drowning in freezing water.
29:20I'd stay in counseling if I were you.
29:22Gabby, I'm home.
29:23Can you come in here for a minute?
29:29Brad gives me a huge bonus and you repay him by telling his wife that they need marriage
29:33counseling?
29:34I'm sorry.
29:35I think they do.
29:36Their marriage is none of your business.
29:38Besides, I think they're a very happy couple.
29:40Who?
29:40Him and Maria?
29:41Or him and the blonde?
29:42I saw him kissing yesterday.
29:43What?
29:44No way.
29:46Yeah.
29:47And Brad saw me.
29:49Why do you think your bonus jumped from a stuffed chicken breast to $30,000 in a day?
30:01Oh, my God.
30:03This is illegal.
30:05I'm getting a bonus no one else is getting based on blackmail.
30:08You're welcome.
30:09I can't believe you did this.
30:13Well, thank God you came to your senses.
30:16All right.
30:17Let's get in there and tell her.
30:18No, we can't tell her.
30:19We'd have to give the money back.
30:21Don't we have a moral responsibility to tell her?
30:24It's like you said.
30:25Their marriage is none of our business.
30:27He's the one who's cheating.
30:28If we say anything, it'll just make things worse.
30:31We're the good guys here, Carlos.
30:33Really?
30:35Because it sure doesn't feel like it.
30:45It's open.
30:49Susan, you got our message.
30:51Yes.
30:52And imagine my surprise, because last time I talked to Mike, he promised me he was picking up MJ from
30:56school.
30:57Oh, Mrs. Nelson had another plumbing emergency.
31:00Apparently, this new O'Brien diet she's on is a...
31:02I don't need the details.
31:03I had a long day.
31:04I just want to pick up my kid.
31:07Mommy, we had paninis for dinner.
31:10You want one?
31:12No, thank you.
31:13Let's go.
31:14But we were going to make brownies for dessert.
31:17Well, we can make brownies at home.
31:18The box kind?
31:20Catherine said those aren't real brownies.
31:24Except when your mommy makes them with love.
31:30Good save.
31:32Let's go.
31:36Susan?
31:39Look, I know you were surprised to find MJ here again today, but I really was trying to do you
31:44a favor.
31:45Well, I don't need you to do me any favors.
31:47What I need is for everyone to just stick to the plan.
31:49Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Mike watches his son.
31:52It doesn't pawn him off on his girlfriend.
31:57I had a really fun time.
32:18Big group coming in.
32:19It is now officially Saturday night.
32:23Finally.
32:27Oh, great.
32:27They're kids.
32:28One plate of spaghetti and 15 baskets of free bread.
32:30Stop being such a downer.
32:32We're finally making a go of this place.
32:33All you want to do is complain.
32:36We're taking a break.
32:38Not now.
32:39We just got a big party.
32:40Good luck with that.
32:41We're out of here.
32:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
32:47What's going on here?
32:49Those kids go to our school.
32:51And you know who that big guy is?
32:52Kevin McDermott?
32:53The guy called me Jesus for a year because I wore sandals one day.
32:57If he sees me wearing this, I'll never hear the end of it.
32:59Fine.
32:59Don't wear the apron.
33:01That's...
33:01No, I'm not waiting on a kid who's going to make fun of me on Monday morning.
33:04It's humiliating enough having to work here.
33:07Humiliating?
33:08Guys, easy.
33:09No, you're not humiliated when you use the money that we make here to buy your clothes.
33:13Tom, it's fine.
33:14I'll take the table.
33:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
33:16Your mother can't wait on this whole restaurant by herself.
33:18Well, then you do it.
33:21Porter, I'm your father and your boss.
33:23And I'm telling you right now to go take that table.
33:27Or what?
33:28You're going to fire me?
33:29Go for it.
33:32Do you think this is a joke?
33:33This is my life.
33:35Are you worried about being embarrassed?
33:37I put everything I have in the best.
33:40All right.
33:40That's enough.
33:40Let go of him.
33:41Let go of him.
33:42Let go of him.
33:50Guys, I just said a 12th top.
33:52Who's taking it?
33:56I will.
34:29Started getting our accounts in order.
34:32If we're going to sell this place,
34:34we should probably know exactly how much it's worth.
35:05I think this is going to all wait until I'm going to sell this place.
35:06Good morning.
35:08Don't you?
35:36Hey.
35:37I just booked us into the Brunswick Inn for this weekend.
35:41Good morning.
35:42Prepare to be pampered.
35:44Oh, shoot.
35:46This weekend isn't going to work.
35:48Mike really wants us to do that camping trip that we've been talking about.
35:53Camping?
35:54Have you met me?
35:55I figured you were going to say that.
35:57I just can't blow him off.
35:59This is the only weekend that works for him.
36:01And you're on your own.
36:03Have fun wiping with leaves.
36:06Oh, Edie.
36:08Please don't tell Catherine that you're not coming.
36:11All right?
36:11Mike really wants her there.
36:12And if she hears that you're not going, she won't either.
36:17Will you take me to the Brunswick Inn next weekend?
36:21Yes.
36:23Then I won't say a word to Catherine.
36:48Hey, when did you two get here?
36:51Just a minute ago.
36:52They said they have something personal they want to talk to us about.
36:56Oh, really?
36:57What is it?
37:00We're pregnant.
37:03Oh, wow.
37:05Yay.
37:07I know.
37:08We are so happy.
37:09But that's not all.
37:16See, even though we've only known each other for a short time, your friendship has meant
37:20a lot to us, which is why Maria feels strongly that you should be the baby's godparents.
37:28Did you hear that, Carlos?
37:31Godparents.
37:33Yay.
37:34You are such good people.
37:36So kind-hearted and decent.
37:38And that is the kind of influence that we want in our baby's life.
37:43How can we say no?
37:47Oh, I see you got your bracelet after all.
37:53Oh, yeah.
37:55Uh, but I'm not enjoying it as much as I thought I would.
38:08Okay, lunch and a movie.
38:10You are one lucky boy.
38:13I'm going to take a quick shower.
38:14Try not to get any crumbs on the couch.
38:18What's wrong?
38:19It's peanut butter.
38:20No crust.
38:21Your favorite.
38:23I want a panini.
38:26I don't know how to make paninis.
38:28It's just turkey and cheese.
38:30Do we have any probolone?
38:34No, we do not have any probolone.
38:37Can we borrow some from Catherine?
38:40Absolutely not.
38:42In this house, we do not eat pretentious cheeses.
38:45We eat honest American peanut butter.
38:48Now, watch your movie and I'll be back in a minute.
39:00Would you make me a panini?
39:02Uh, well, sure, sweetie.
39:05Does your mommy know you're here?
39:09Hey, sweetie, how was your sandwich?
39:13MJ?
39:15MJ, honey, where are you?
39:20MJ?
39:21MJ, where are you?
39:24MJ!
39:28MJ!
39:43What is he doing here?
39:44He wanted a panini.
39:46He said you knew.
39:48MJ, go wait outside on the porch.
39:50I need to talk to Catherine.
39:56You can take the sandwich.
40:01Look, he showed up on my doorstep.
40:04He seemed hungry.
40:06You think I don't feed my kid?
40:08Okay, well, maybe he just wanted to come see me.
40:11Yeah, because you make it like Disneyland over here
40:14with your paninis and your blackjack.
40:16You're trying to do everything you can
40:18to make him think that you're the other mommy.
40:20What?
40:21You're trying to get your hooks deeper into Mike
40:23by showing him how much his son loves you.
40:26Susan, I am being nice to the child of the man I'm dating.
40:31How does it make me evil?
40:32No, not evil.
40:33Devious.
40:34Well, you know, I hate to tell you,
40:36but your big plan is not going to work
40:37because from now on, MJ's either at my house or Mike's.
40:41He is no longer allowed to be here.
40:43Yeah, uh, that's going to be tricky.
40:46Well, that's the way it's going to be,
40:48whether you like it or not.
40:49No, it's going to be tricky because Mike's moving in here.
40:54What?
40:55First of the month, he's giving up his place
40:57and moving in with me.
40:59So, MJ is going to be spending a lot of time here,
41:04whether you like it or not.
41:13Orson, I'm glad you're here.
41:15I was doing a recount of the goblets
41:16for the Hopkins wedding reception,
41:18and we're short by about 30,
41:19so I have to run over to the supplier and pick up the rest.
41:22Could you hold down the fort for me?
41:23Sure, no problem.
41:25Thanks.
41:27Hey, you know, Andrew,
41:28it never would have occurred to me
41:30to do a recount of the goblets.
41:32Bree's lucky to have someone as conscientious
41:34as you working here.
41:36Wow.
41:37Thank you, Orson.
41:38That means a lot to me.
42:01It begins just after sunrise.
42:05After a good night's sleep,
42:08people leave their homes to go to work.
42:11They do this so they can provide a better life
42:15for their families.
42:18So they can afford nice things.
42:23And have a reason to get up in the morning.
42:30And when their exhausting work is done,
42:33people come back home again.
42:38And some begin counting the days
42:42till their next vacation.
42:45After a good night's sleep.
43:01And do it first.
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