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Desperate Housewives S05E01
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00:02Five years ago, Susan Delfino gave birth to a son in Delivery Room A of Fairview Memorial Hospital.
00:12Moments later, Lila Dash gave birth to a daughter in Delivery Room B.
00:20Around 10 the next morning, as the two new mothers were leaving the hospital,
00:26they nearly ran into each other.
00:30Of course, they never knew this.
00:34In fact, Susan and Lila would have been surprised to know how often their paths would cross over the years.
00:42They almost met at the local coffee shop.
00:48And another time at their veterinarian's office.
00:53And again in the bleachers of the Fairview Flyers.
00:59But despite these close calls, Susan and Lila never met.
01:07Until one Tuesday, when Susan decided to take her husband to a fancy restaurant for their anniversary.
01:15At the same time, Lila decided to take her daughter to buy some ice cream.
01:21That was the night that Susan Delfino and Lila Dash finally ran into each other.
01:30I think she was the last woman.
01:35She's the late one in the morning in the morning for the lovely little mother.
01:48And there was the new mother in the morning for Panginoa.
01:49She's the new mother.
01:49No!
01:58I was actually the THIS Linda!
02:20It will happen to all of us eventually.
02:24The moment will come when we ask ourselves.
02:29Where did the time go?
02:33How did the children I once cradled grow up so very quickly?
02:44How did the life I dreamt of turn into a career I never expected?
02:54And how did that woman I saw each day in the mirror become someone I don't even recognize?
03:06Juanita, this dress is awfully tight.
03:08I don't think you can get into it.
03:09No, it's pretty. I can do it.
03:12How's that one fit?
03:13Oh, I think we're gonna need the neck size up.
03:22There is no neck size up. They don't make princess dresses for girls over seven.
03:27She's only four and a half.
03:29Oh. Wow. Look, my daughter was invited to a princess party, so I can't let her be the only girl
03:36there without a princess dress.
03:37Did you try the costume section? I bet they'd have a Mrs. Shrek dress that would fit her.
03:45Juanita, take off the dress. We're going.
03:47No, I can do it.
03:48Look, I feel for you. My niece also has a weight problem.
03:53My daughter does not have a weight problem. She has a little baby fat, that's all.
03:56In fact, the only problem she has is this store being completely unprepared for a perfectly average four-year-old
04:01girl.
04:07Just ring it up.
04:13No, no, no.
04:15Oh, for God's sakes, what's wrong now?
04:19Once again.
04:20The concept is, sweetie, you're taking the pie out of the oven, your face aglow with surprise.
04:28Why am I surprised?
04:29Because it turned out so perfectly.
04:31Well, that's no surprise. My pies are always perfect.
04:35All right. It's your best pie ever.
04:38You've topped yourself, hmm?
04:40Mm. And I know this before I've tasted it.
04:44Sweetie, just make whatever face you want.
04:47I just think you'll sell more cookbooks if you don't look like you just made love to an ice cube.
04:54Andrew, dear, I'm going to take a little break.
04:57Would you please tell this gentleman that if he calls me sweetie one more time,
05:01I'm going to grab his camera and take a picture of his colon.
05:06You got that right?
05:12Catherine, hi. What are you doing here?
05:14The waiters need to be paid, and you took the key to the cash box. Again.
05:18Oh, sorry. Paid for what?
05:20The Armenian wedding. Lunch for 300.
05:23It was right after the breakfast for the garden club, which you also missed.
05:27Look, I'm sorry. I didn't know a photo shoot would take this long.
05:29I mean, who knew it would be this hard to pose for a book cover?
05:31Oh, you'll be fine.
05:33But this one thing you're really good at, it's posing as a chef.
05:37Okay, Catherine. I know this book has been monopolizing my time, and you feel overworked and undervalued, but I do
05:44appreciate you.
05:44In fact, I have a gift for you. It's the galleys of my new book.
05:49I need page two.
05:53I got through Mayfair.
05:55A wonderful cook.
05:57And an even better friend.
06:01You dedicated it to me?
06:03Well, you make this all possible.
06:06It's the least I could do.
06:07Excuse me. Time is money. Chop, chop, sweetie.
06:16Andrew, do we have a backup pie?
06:20Yes. Yes, we do.
06:22Good.
06:33And the big blind catches a jack on the river.
06:42Preston?
06:43Mom.
06:44What the hell's going on here?
06:46Don't freak out. We're just playing cards.
06:48Oh, yeah? Why didn't you play at home? Why don't you have to sneak in here?
06:51Tequila shots by Buffs.
06:55Ah. Asked and answered.
06:59Okay, that's it. Everybody out. Game's over.
07:03Time to cheer for a second. Hey, look up here.
07:06Mom's here. Party's over. Doors open. Out you go. Go on. Shoot.
07:14You guys have pulled a lot of stupid stunts, but this...
07:19This? Risking our liquor license? Our livelihood?
07:23Who's going to find out? I mean, we've been running this game a month and nobody...
07:29Unbelievable. You guys are grounded for two weeks.
07:32But we have homecoming.
07:33Yeah, yeah. Keep complaining. I'd love to make it a year.
07:35Now clean this place up.
07:36Now!
07:48Wow.
07:50That was fantastic.
07:53Amazing.
07:55You were incredible.
07:57So were you.
07:59Oh.
08:00Oh.
08:01And...
08:03Time to go.
08:07Susan.
08:10It's been, what, four months?
08:12Are you ever going to let me spend the night?
08:14I don't know. Come on. Zippy, zippy.
08:17Okay.
08:18It's just, you know, girls usually beg me to spend the night.
08:21Well, good. Then you shouldn't have any problem finding a place to sleep.
08:25Fine. I know the drill.
08:27I can't spend the night. I can't meet your friends.
08:29I can't meet your son.
08:31I'm just wondering, is this ever going to turn into something normal?
08:34You know, you're a guy, and we just had hot sex, and I didn't force you to cuddle.
08:39So run. Go. Brag to your friends.
08:42Look.
08:44I like you, and I know you like me, so why can't we be a couple?
08:51Because I'm not ready for that.
08:54And what we've got, that's all I can handle.
09:02Let's go.
09:04Okay, but that's only going to work like five or six hundred more times.
09:18Good evening. Can I help you?
09:20Wrong question. The question is, can I help you?
09:24Look, if you're trying to sell me something, I don't have any money.
09:28You do now.
09:31I don't understand.
09:33I'm here to buy you out of your lease.
09:36What?
09:37I know. It's sudden.
09:39But there's something about this house that, well, just feels like home to me.
09:44So I'd like to move in. Tonight.
09:47Tonight? Are you crazy?
09:49A little bit.
09:51Okay, here. I will more than cover your moving expenses.
09:55Look, I'm all set up here.
09:59Besides, my landlady would never allow it.
10:02Why don't you let me worry about her?
10:04No, I don't have anywhere else to go.
10:07I think you should leave.
10:12Look, Raymond.
10:14How do you know my name?
10:15I made you a very generous offer.
10:18And I just know you're going to make the right decision.
10:21Five.
10:23Five what? What are you talking about?
10:25Four.
10:26Are you? I don't understand.
10:28Three.
10:29Okay, hang on for a second.
10:32Two.
10:36Raymond, thank you very much.
10:41Here you go.
10:42Take care.
10:49All taken care of, Mrs. Williams.
10:54Thank you, Mr. Williams.
10:57Thank you, Mr. Williams.
11:21No.
11:33OK, you're not going to believe this, but...
11:37she's back.
11:53Edie, is that really you?
11:56You know someone else my age with a body like this?
12:00So, you're back?
12:02What happened to your tenant?
12:03He, uh, came into some money and decided to move.
12:06We thought, what the heck?
12:07Let's move back.
12:09Oui.
12:11Oh, you don't know.
12:12I have a husband now.
12:14Really?
12:15Whose?
12:18So, I'm in Vegas talking to this real estate convention.
12:20I do a little motivational speaking.
12:22And there, sixth row, center aisle, is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
12:28So, after I finish, I walk into the audience and I ask this goddess out.
12:32His seminar was called Getting What You Want.
12:36And he did.
12:38Three times.
12:40Before dinner.
12:42Well, it's certainly nice to meet you, Dave.
12:44And let us be the first to welcome you to Wisteria Lane.
12:46Oh, you know what?
12:47We should have a dinner or something.
12:48Oh, let's make it a party.
12:50We could do it at my restaurant.
12:51We'd be honored.
12:53So, Gabby, I have to ask, what the hell happened to you?
12:58I mean, look at you.
12:59Your clothes, your hair.
13:03Carlos might be blind, but the rest of us aren't.
13:05I had two children.
13:07For what?
13:08Breakfast?
13:09Eating?
13:10On your first date back in the neighborhood.
13:17You're right.
13:19I'm sorry, Gabby.
13:20It was rude and sensitive, and it won't happen again.
13:25Really?
13:27You okay?
13:31Now, shouldn't we offer your friends something to eat?
13:33Oh, I baked some muffins.
13:40Please, don't take this the wrong way, but we love you.
13:52Mijita, lunch is ready.
13:53Go get your sister.
14:00Carlos, what's with all the cheese?
14:03You know how Juanita feels about Brussels sprouts.
14:05I'm just trying to make vegetables more fun.
14:07Well, next time, give her a carrot and put her on a roller coaster.
14:09Have you tried to lift her lately?
14:10I know she's gotten chubby.
14:12She'll grow out of it.
14:14We can only hope with your DNA running through her veins.
14:17Hey, I do not have fat DNA.
14:19Oh, don't make me pull out the Solis family photo album.
14:22It's like a bunch of sea lions posing on a rock.
14:25Well, I'm sorry my relatives don't measure up to the group of stick-thin drunks that you come from.
14:30All I'm saying is that our daughter has a weight problem,
14:32and the sooner we admit it, the better.
14:34She's only four.
14:36But, you know, you want her to develop a weight problem?
14:38Go ahead, nag.
14:39Criticize.
14:40Make her feel self-conscious.
14:41See what happens.
14:48And obviously, I'm not getting through the twins,
14:51because no matter what I say, they keep pulling this crap,
14:53and I am sick of it.
14:56Honey, could you...
14:57Sorry.
15:00So, you want me to talk to them?
15:02You have to.
15:02I'm tired of being the bad cop.
15:04You walk the beat for a while.
15:06Fine.
15:07You know, boys this age, they're more likely to listen to their dads.
15:09Anyway, I can handle this.
15:11I really appreciate it.
15:13Honey, you know what I'd appreciate?
15:15Good job.
15:16Sorry.
15:26So, Kirby has aces in the hole,
15:28which means that Bobby will have to wear a dress to school on Monday.
15:31Oh!
15:32Oh, my...
15:32Okay.
15:33You've got to get a picture of that.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:37Tom.
15:39Can I talk to you a sec?
15:41Yeah.
15:43Don't you think you were kind of sending the wrong message in there?
15:46No, we don't approve of what they did,
15:48but you've got to admit,
15:50come on, starring in their own casino,
15:51it's kind of creative.
15:52Yeah.
15:53Creative, like selling fake IDs was creative,
15:55and hot-wiring McCluskey's car.
15:57That was a work of art.
15:58Honey, honey, this is nothing like that.
16:01I mean, look, the whole school is talking about their car game.
16:04Do you realize it was, like,
16:06the place to be on a Monday night?
16:09Oh, my God.
16:11What?
16:11You think they're cool.
16:14Well, yeah.
16:15No, I mean, you think they're cool
16:17and that you want to be them.
16:19Oh, please.
16:20You do.
16:21This is Tom, former high school nerd,
16:24living vicariously through his awesome-ass kids.
16:27Hey, I was plenty cool in high school.
16:30Are we redefining cool to include playing trombone
16:33in the marching band?
16:35Okay.
16:36Hey, you're overreacting.
16:39They're a little high-spirited.
16:41But I trust them.
16:42So I've decided to unground them for the homecoming dance.
16:46But I told them they couldn't go.
16:48And you told me to handle it, and I just did.
16:53Oh, by the way, it wasn't a trombone.
16:56It was a tuba.
16:58Know your brass.
17:18You said I could have paid.
17:21I know, but so much.
17:23She could have gone back for a second piece.
17:26This is my second piece.
17:35And it's not Juanita's fault.
17:37I'm in this kind of situation.
17:38I blame the parents.
17:39Look, my kid would eat sugar all day long if I let her.
17:41Gabby's obviously one of those moms who just cancelling out.
17:45It's a shame, too.
17:46She didn't want you to have such a pretty face.
17:48Mmm.
17:55I'm back.
17:56You want something cold?
18:00Actually, I'm in the mood for something hot.
18:08You know, this is why it's taken four months to get my house painted.
18:14Haven't you ever heard that expression?
18:16You can have it done fast, or you can have it done right.
18:20I think I'll have it done right now.
18:26Hey, Susan?
18:28Uh, let it...
18:29It's not really a good time.
18:30I just need five seconds to bitch about Tom, and then I'll...
18:33Oh, my God.
18:35Your painter isn't done yet?
18:40Uh, yeah.
18:42He's hard to keep track of.
18:45Well, anyway, Tom refuses to acknowledge that the twins are turning into two women delinquents.
18:50Oh, you poor thing.
18:52You need a hug.
18:59Are you been drinking?
19:11Sorry to a barge, Dana.
19:12Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
19:14Anytime that you need to talk, you just ring my bell.
19:17And wait.
19:20Okay, new rule.
19:21From now on, sex only happens in the bedroom.
19:23Door closed between the hours of 7 and 10 p.m.
19:26You know what?
19:27It'd be a hell of a lot easier for me to follow the rules if I knew why they existed.
19:31I just don't want my friends to know.
19:34Why?
19:34You ashamed of me?
19:35No.
19:36Of course not.
19:39It's just complicated.
19:40I'm just a simple guy.
19:43I can't be your dirty little secret.
19:46I need more from you.
19:50I'm sorry.
19:51I can't give that to you.
19:56Honey, I know you want to go home and watch your cartoons, but you had a lot of cake, so
20:02I was thinking I'd take you to the park.
20:04That way you could run around and get some nice, fun exercise.
20:09No.
20:09You sure?
20:11Running around in the sun in fresh air would make you feel good.
20:16Nope.
20:18Okay.
20:19Why don't you go throw that in the trash, and I'm going to get the car started.
20:37Hey, Juanita.
20:38Juanita, you want to play a new game on the way home?
20:43Winner gets a new doll.
20:45Okay.
20:46Come on, then.
20:53Hey!
21:00Mommy, what are you doing?
21:02It's a new game I invented, and you're winning one to nothing.
21:17Catherine, fantastic news.
21:19What's Cooking Fairview is sending out a camera crew tomorrow to do a piece on me and the book.
21:24Oh, which I just finished this morning.
21:25You read it already?
21:27Yes.
21:27I couldn't put it down.
21:29But I have to tell you, at least a dozen recipes are missing a pretty crucial ingredient.
21:33Really?
21:35What?
21:37My name.
21:39Excuse me?
21:39Bri, your book is filled with recipes that we developed together, and some of them are
21:44flat out mine.
21:45Oh, don't be silly.
21:46I may have based a few on your recipes, but I always change something.
21:50Like what?
21:50The font?
21:52Now, what difference between this meatloaf recipe and mine?
21:54Well, yours calls for minced curly leaf parsley.
21:57Mine calls for minced flat leaf.
21:59It's minced.
22:00Who can tell the difference?
22:01Bri, you have recipes in here you can't even make.
22:04Never anything so absurd.
22:06The croquembush cake with the spun sugar netting?
22:09I've never once seen you work with molten sugar.
22:11I always make that cake.
22:13Really, Catherine?
22:14Just because I let you execute a few eye-catching garnishes that gratify your need to show off
22:19doesn't mean that I can't do them just as well myself.
22:22You let me?
22:24I thought we were partners.
22:27We are.
22:29That's why your name is on the dedication page.
22:34You were right about the dedication, Bri.
22:37It really was the least you could do.
22:46Wow!
22:4718 to zero!
22:49Two more points and you'll break the record.
22:51Mommy, I'm tired!
22:53Really?
22:55I thought running through that guy's sprinkler would have refreshed you.
22:58Now, come on!
22:59No!
23:00Uh-oh.
23:01Looks like Mommy's going to score her first two points.
23:06Come on, Juanita.
23:07Show Mommy what a winner you are.
23:20Juanita!
23:21What are you doing?
23:24Juanita, stop!
23:38Juanita!
23:40Juanita!
23:54Juanita!
23:55Absolutely.
23:56And so we have decided to let you go to the homecoming dance pool.
24:00That's right.
24:03In your father's convertible.
24:06Um, hold on, what?
24:08Come on, Tom. I mean, we trust them, right?
24:10Yes, yes. I would trust them more if they were driving your car.
24:14No, you don't want two cool kids pulling up to homecoming in a mom car.
24:20Especially that big dent they put in it last month. Here you go.
24:24Thanks.
24:25Don't thank me. Thank your father.
24:27Thanks, Dad.
24:27Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Some ground rules.
24:30No muddy shoes on my floor mats.
24:33Mom, relax.
24:36You high-spirited kids, do whatever it takes to have fun.
24:45And in three, two, one...
24:47Welcome back to What's Cooking, Fairview.
24:50We're talking with Bree Vandekamp, Fairview's premier caterer,
24:53who's about to publish her very first cookbook.
24:56Bree, could you show us inside?
24:58This is my kitchen, and this is my staff,
25:02the most gifted, hard-working team a cook could ever have hoped for.
25:08I cannot say enough good things about them.
25:11So which one of you has worked with Bree the longest?
25:14That would be me.
25:15So tell me, what's it really like working with Bree?
25:21It's inspiring.
25:24There's absolutely nothing she can't do.
25:28I'm blushing.
25:30Working with her has been such an education that I...
25:37Oh, God, are you all right?
25:39I think I strained my wrist.
25:40God, it hurts.
25:41Oh, you poor dear.
25:42Could someone please get some ice?
25:44Oh, no.
25:45Oh, and I was just about to put the spun sugar netting
25:49on her famous croquembouche.
25:54Would you mind doing it?
25:58Catherine, I'm sure your wrist is just fine.
26:02No, it's really throbbing.
26:05Okay, it looks like Bree to the rescue.
26:08I'm sure you get this.
26:10Really something to see.
26:18The secret to spinning sugar is a special whisk
26:21that makes lovely gossamer threads.
26:31Careful, dear.
26:32You're clumping.
26:33You can see that.
26:35No!
26:38This stuff's hot.
26:39Sorry.
26:43Oops.
26:50So that's your idea of exercise,
26:52having to run after a car?
26:54Carlos, our daughter sucked down half a sheet cake,
26:56and afterwards, no one could find the candles.
26:59Wake up.
26:59We have got a problem.
27:00I just don't think the solution is to humiliate her.
27:04Even if she's heavy,
27:05doesn't she have the right to feel good about herself?
27:07Hey, I'm protecting her.
27:09She doesn't know the truth yet.
27:12Women only have five seconds to be young and beautiful,
27:14and then it's gone.
27:16And then before you know it,
27:17we're old and fat and married
27:19and wondering where our beauty went.
27:22Gabby.
27:23No, Carlos.
27:25I mean, sometimes I'm glad you can't see me.
27:28Five years and two kids and no time for facials or the gym.
27:32It just takes a toll.
27:39When Edie saw me the other day,
27:41it was like she didn't even recognize me.
27:44Listen to me.
27:49Nobody knows your face better than I do.
27:51And I see it every time I kiss you.
27:54In five years or 50,
27:56you will always be beautiful.
28:00Hear me?
28:02Hear me?
28:06And now, to finish,
28:08you simply transfer your spun sugar
28:11to the croquembouche
28:12and gracefully drape it around
28:15in a delicate swirl.
28:22Oh, did I mention that you probably
28:25shouldn't be wearing jewelry
28:27while working with spun sugar?
28:32Um...
28:37Well, there's no law that says
28:38it has to be a delicate veil.
28:39I mean, it could really just be
28:41a beautiful, um,
28:42little, uh, white...
28:46ribbon.
28:49Turn off the damn camera.
28:50Uh, actually,
28:52my wrist is feeling a little better.
28:54Why don't I give it a shot?
29:05What are you doing?
29:06Okay, where are they?
29:08It's 30 minutes past curfew.
29:11Actually, it's 32.
29:13If there is a single scratch
29:15on that car,
29:15I mean, after all the time
29:16that I spent restoring that thing...
29:18Yeah.
29:19Remember when you spent
29:20the entire day on the internet
29:21trying to find a new gear shift knob?
29:26Worst anniversary ever.
29:28I cannot believe
29:29that you did this to me.
29:31I know.
29:32That car is your baby.
29:35If only there was something
29:37I felt that intensely about.
29:39Oh, wait, there is.
29:41My actual babies.
29:43You think I don't care
29:44about our boys?
29:46I know you love them,
29:47but sometimes you find them
29:48so cool and entertaining
29:50you forget to parent them.
29:52Lynette...
29:52No, listen.
29:55This is important.
29:58When they were little
29:59and they'd act out
30:00and we'd always say,
30:01relax, they're young.
30:03When they're older,
30:04they'll get it.
30:05Well, Tom, they're 16 now.
30:08Not getting it.
30:11We have a lot of work to do
30:13in a very short time,
30:14and if you and I aren't in sync,
30:16I'm afraid it's not gonna happen.
30:19I'm afraid it's not gonna happen.
30:32Hey, sorry, Lynette.
30:33Yeah, but, Dad,
30:34you have to hear this story.
30:36We just pulled up
30:37at an intersection
30:37and there were these two
30:39hot girls...
30:40I don't want to hear it.
30:42You ever hear of a thing
30:42called a cell phone?
30:43We're only, like,
30:4535 minutes late.
30:46Yeah, 35 minutes,
30:47during which time
30:48your mother and I
30:49have been worried sick.
30:50But, Dad...
30:51You broke the rules.
30:52There are consequences.
30:56Both grounded for a month.
30:59This sucks!
31:00You're only doing this
31:01because you were worried
31:02about your precious car.
31:03You think?
31:13Any other opinions
31:15you'd like to share?
31:30You didn't have to...
31:35That mirror was scratched.
31:38I already ordered a new one.
31:59Mrs. McCluskey!
32:00You're still alive!
32:01Oh, it's nice to see
32:02you two, Edie.
32:05This is my husband,
32:06Dave Williams.
32:07So, how did you two meet?
32:08You run a free clinic
32:09or something?
32:11I'm sorry,
32:11who are you?
32:12Carrie McCluskey.
32:14Edie's best friend
32:14down the street.
32:15Well, it's a real pleasure
32:17to meet you.
32:22What are you doing here?
32:24I just need to talk to you.
32:26If you go home,
32:27I'll call you.
32:29When?
32:29I don't know.
32:30Later.
32:31Just go.
32:38I have to say, ladies,
32:41this is quite a shindig.
32:43I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
32:45Yeah, I mean,
32:45there's really not a lot of people
32:46who go to this much trouble
32:47to say they're sorry.
32:51Excuse me?
32:52Well, the party.
32:53It's just a beautiful way
32:54to apologize.
32:57Edie, this is not a
32:58we're sorry party.
33:00This is a
33:00we forgive you party.
33:04You forgive me?
33:06Well, I think what Gabby means
33:07is you were fairly awful to us
33:09right before you left,
33:10and this is our way
33:12of welcoming you back
33:13to hopefully
33:14not do it again.
33:16You've got to be kidding.
33:19You froze me out.
33:22You threatened
33:23to ruin my business
33:24and you ran me
33:25out of town.
33:26You know,
33:27it's taken me five years
33:28to stop hating you.
33:30Great party, ladies.
33:32Thank you very much.
33:34Now,
33:35mind if I steal my wife?
33:37Sweetheart?
33:45You're not your painter.
33:50Is it?
33:51I can't tell.
33:54I want to be your boyfriend.
33:59Do you love me, babe?
34:02Excuse me.
34:03What do you say?
34:16All right,
34:17calm down.
34:18I'll take care of it.
34:20You,
34:21come with me.
34:24Why would you humiliate me
34:25in front of my friends?
34:26Are you a lunatic?
34:29I'm just trying
34:30to get through to you,
34:31and yeah,
34:32it's making me
34:33kind of crazy.
34:36Susan,
34:37why can't I
34:38meet your friends?
34:39I mean,
34:39am I really
34:40that horrible?
34:41No,
34:41of course not.
34:42My friends would love you.
34:43Then what is the problem?
34:45The problem is
34:47if you meet my friends,
34:48then we're in a relationship
34:49and I can't be
34:50in a relationship
34:51right now.
34:52But I promise
34:54I'll make you very happy.
34:55Well,
34:55maybe I don't deserve
34:56to be happy.
35:12a few years ago,
35:16there was this car accident.
35:19A bad one.
35:22Take the high road.
35:24Did you hear
35:25what those smug
35:25bitches said to me?
35:27Beauty,
35:27it's important
35:27these people like us.
35:29It's our home now.
35:30I never should have
35:31let you talk me
35:32into moving back here.
35:33Why?
35:33Why were you so gung-ho
35:34on Wisteria Lane?
35:36Listen to your husband.
35:38We can be happy here,
35:40but we need
35:41these people
35:41to like us.
35:43Why?
35:46It'll just make
35:47everything easier.
35:52That was an accident.
35:53Susan,
35:54you can't feel guilty
35:55about it.
35:55You know what, Jackson?
35:56You're not gonna say anything
35:57I haven't already heard
35:58a million times.
35:59I only told you
36:01because I...
36:02I just want you
36:03to understand
36:04why I can't
36:04let you in my life.
36:11Do you mind
36:13if I hang out
36:14for the next few months
36:15and see if you
36:17change your mind?
36:21Yeah, I guess
36:22I could handle that.
36:30Well, why don't you
36:31go have fun
36:32with your friends
36:34and just call me
36:35when you're free.
36:36Okay.
36:59Please, Danielle,
37:00you have no right
37:01to take him.
37:02I have every right.
37:03He's my kid.
37:04Danielle, we agreed
37:06I would raise him.
37:06We agreed it would be best.
37:08You said it would be best.
37:09I've had no say
37:10in anything.
37:11But I am married now
37:13and Leo's a lawyer,
37:14so do yourself a favor
37:14and don't try to fight this.
37:17Please, Danielle,
37:19we can have any arrangement
37:20you like.
37:20Please just don't take him.
37:21for gun sex.
37:24Orson's gone.
37:24You kids are grown,
37:25but that's all I have.
37:27You're just gonna have
37:28to find something else.
37:34Honey, come to bed.
37:36It's after two.
37:41The cooking show
37:42agreed to redo my segment.
37:43I want to make sure
37:44it's perfect this time.
37:47Well, I won't tell you
37:48how to run your business.
37:49It's your baby.
37:54Yes, it is.
38:10I don't know,
38:11No boy, what?
38:11I love you.
38:11I love you, con I love you.
38:19Love you, too.
38:26Noナ
38:26I love you, too.
38:43Hey, MJ ready?
38:44Yeah, he's upstairs waiting for you.
38:52I told you the bricks were squeaking.
38:54I asked you to get them checked.
38:55And I checked them.
38:57I meant a mechanic, not you.
39:00It was not the bricks, Susan.
39:01If it had been, it wouldn't have mattered.
39:03They crashed into us.
39:04And we killed them, Mike.
39:06We didn't kill them.
39:07They died.
39:08They were a mother and a child.
39:11She was a mother, just like me, with a child just like ours.
39:15And if it weren't for us, they would still be alive.
39:17We have been over and over this, Susan.
39:19It's like you want to suffer.
39:22It's like you don't care at all.
39:23Like you feel nothing for those people.
39:25No, I can't do this again.
39:27I just can't.
39:36Hey, did you pack your dinosaur book so you can read it with your daddy?
39:40Sure did.
39:41Okay, you have fun, sweetie.
39:47So, uh, probably bring him back Sunday around six or so.
39:50Fine.
39:54Well, have a good weekend.
39:56You doing anything special?
39:59Well, I sort of started seeing someone.
40:04So I might do something with him.
40:09Good for you.
40:22It goes by so quickly.
40:27In a flash, the life we knew is gone forever.
40:32And we're left to ask ourselves, how could he have left me?
40:43When did my beauty start to fade?
40:50Why has my friend changed?
40:57Was I the best mother I could have been?
41:03Of course, there are some people who understand how quickly time passes.
41:13That's why they're so determined to get what they want before it's too late.
41:24Oh, Dr. Heller, I've been meaning to call you.
41:26Yeah, I was getting concerned you're required to check in once a month.
41:31It was a condition of your release.
41:34Oh, come on, that was a year ago.
41:35But to be honest, the meds are working so well, I kind of forgot about you.
41:39No offense.
41:40Dave, once a month.
41:42Not optional.
41:44Message received, Doc.
41:45But seriously, you don't need to worry about me.
41:48I'm great.
41:49I'll talk to you in a month.
42:00Just tell me, what are the magic words that I've got to say so you will let me out of
42:04here?
42:04Dave, you've been here six weeks, and you don't seem any closer to coming to terms with your rage.
42:10I've come to terms with it, and I like it just the way it is.
42:14The charges were dropped because you agreed to put yourself in a doctor's care.
42:18I'm not going to authorize your release until I see some real progress.
42:22What's progress supposed to look like to you, Doc?
42:24I mean, should I just plaster some fake smile on my face and pretend that this thing that's inside me
42:29isn't eating me alive?
42:30Because I can do that if you want.
42:31I need to make sure you're not a danger to yourself or to others.
42:35Listen, I've never been a danger to myself.
42:40And as far as the others are concerned, there's only one person who should be worried.
43:13And I'll tell you the pun, and I'll tell you what I want to talk about myself.
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