00:00So a lot of people think I'm from London because I do social media videos.
00:04I can be in Asda and people go...
00:09Are you...
00:10Are you...
00:12Are you tiny, Sam?
00:14Yeah.
00:15Ohhhh!
00:18What are you doing, eh?
00:21I live here.
00:22Do you know what I mean?
00:23I get it, when people are driving past in vans
00:25Me, me, you're tiny!
00:29Me, me, me, how old are you?
00:31Me, me, hey!
00:34F*** off, mate, I'm 38.
00:36Just stop bibbing, mate, because then I get all the school kids coming over.
00:41Oh my God, are you tiny, Tim?
00:42It's weird when I've got a load of kids around, mate, and the police drive past.
00:48It's...
00:50It's different then, innit?
00:52It's alright, I don't mind kids watching the videos.
00:54Oh, I'm 11, I think you're brilliant.
00:56Oh, oh, nice one.
00:58Cheers.
00:59Because I can reply.
01:00Do you know what I mean?
01:01But in the street, and kids are coming up to me going,
01:03Oh my God, are you tiny, Tim?
01:05Police drive past.
01:05What's going on there?
01:10Oh, this...
01:13This is true, right?
01:14Voice break.
01:15This is true, right?
01:16I remember being stood outside the shops and all these kids were outside
01:19and genuinely, genuinely, police van just pulled up.
01:22I swear to God, right?
01:24Sir, hey mate, you alright?
01:26I've gone, yeah, all these kids around me, with their phones out.
01:29What's going on here, mate?
01:31I've gone, oh, it's...
01:38And what I tell you, without it sounding proper weird...
01:46And then this one little chubby kid, right?
01:50Ginger, it could have been mine, whatever.
01:52But this one...
01:54This one chubby kid just went,
01:56Oh, watch all these videos!
02:04What?
02:06Let's just step here, sir.
02:15What's these videos that you're on about, mate?
02:25What the f*** do I say to get out of that?
02:28Oh yeah, I do...
02:28I do videos and pretend to be a kid.
02:33What the f*** do I do?
02:42Ever heard of Operation Hawkeye, mate?
02:45Um...
02:46That's an operation where they have people working online
02:49on gaming sites
02:50to try and catch people who pretend to be kids
02:53to meet up with kids.
02:55And I'm like...
02:55It's not me!
02:58What the f*** do I do?
03:01Sorry.
03:04How do we know you're being serious?
03:06That's my mum.
03:10Can't get hold of your mum.
03:12That's because she's in bed!
03:18That's because she's in bed!
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