00:00And Matthew's in the room.
00:01Matthew's here, yeah.
00:02Can you prove that to me somehow?
00:04Do you want me to send you a picture, Matthew?
00:05Well, I'm not...
00:08Hello, is that Matthew?
00:11No, my name's Tim.
00:13Right, are you able to put Matthew on?
00:16I've just got to talk to him about something.
00:18No.
00:19I'm calling from Universal Accidents and Compensation.
00:22I've got it here on record that Matthew is in quite a serious bicycle accident.
00:27He could be in line to receive over £7,000 in compensation.
00:30Ooh, he nearly got unalived.
00:32I don't understand what that means.
00:34Not breathing anymore.
00:36We can't give him the compensation unless we have the details of where we can send the money to.
00:42Right, send him to my account.
00:44Right, yeah, I'm not going to give money to a random person on the other end of this call
00:49who's clearly trying to have some kind of jolly wind-up.
00:52Yeah, so if you could just give me his...
00:54Not as much as him who perished.
00:55Shouldn't have been going that fast.
00:57I'm not here to talk about the rules of the road with you.
00:59Just give us some money.
01:00I'm trying to give you some money, aren't I?
01:03Really?
01:03You're just going to give us some money now?
01:04Please, can you give me the account number?
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