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Desperate Housewives S04E02
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00:11Previously on Desperate Housewives, the new neighbor turned out to be an old friend of
00:18Susan's who had a problem making new friends.
00:25What absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down.
00:28Her daughter couldn't recall the past.
00:30I'm Julie's mom.
00:31Who's Julie again?
00:32Your best friend when you were little.
00:34But her husband had news for Susan.
00:36You're pregnant.
00:37Lynette revealed her condition.
00:39I have cancer.
00:41Gabby and Carlos began a secret affair.
00:43Can you get away tonight?
00:44Are you serious?
00:45And Edie uncovered a secret of another sort.
00:48When did you ever tell me about your offshore bank account?
00:51I wanted $10 million in it.
00:55The great crime wave hit Wisteria Lane on a Tuesday afternoon.
01:00That's when residents found their barbecues upended.
01:05Their clean laundry trampled.
01:09And their skateboards missing.
01:13Naturally, everyone began to ask who could be responsible for such carnage.
01:19The answer?
01:20Lay in the home of a neighbor who 20 minutes earlier had been engaging in.
01:25An altogether different type of crime.
01:29Oh, I gotta be back.
01:30I told Edie I was just going for a jog.
01:33Do I look sweaty enough for a five-mile run?
01:35Yeah, unfortunately it's my sweat.
01:39What are you gonna dump her?
01:41It's complicated, okay?
01:44Besides, I don't see you in any big hurry to dump Victor.
01:48Generally speaking, women don't leave their husbands for guys who have girlfriends.
01:52Just boot the bitch.
01:53What are you afraid of?
01:54Hey, I am not afraid of...
01:57Oh my God.
01:59What the hell's the matter with you?
02:02Edie!
02:16Edie, what brings you here?
02:18I'm looking for Carlos.
02:19He went for a run, but it was hours ago.
02:21Sorry.
02:22Haven't seen him.
02:23Really?
02:24Because Ida Greenberg said that she thought she saw him on your porch.
02:27Uh, that's impossible because he's there.
02:29There he is.
02:30What?
02:31Carlos!
02:31Carlos!
02:32He's at your house.
02:34Oh, he just let himself in.
02:36There you go.
02:37He's home.
02:38Okay.
02:39Well, thanks.
02:44You told her I was at home.
02:46So?
02:46So I'm not at home.
02:47I'm here.
02:48What the hell am I supposed to do?
02:53Edie!
02:55Edie, wait!
02:56Wait, wait, wait!
02:56Don't go!
02:57Don't go!
02:58Why?
02:58Uh, you, uh, have a birthday coming up and, uh, I don't know what to get you.
03:13Or maybe a coffee pot.
03:16Or scented hangers.
03:19Or a nice clock radio.
03:21Gabby, I don't have time for this.
03:22Why don't you just surprise me?
03:25Uh, wait!
03:26But don't go!
03:26I, I need a little more guidance!
03:30Ah!
03:51Ah!
03:53And, boys, you should not be screwing around in the streets!
03:55Somebody's gonna get hurt!
04:00Ah!
04:12Ah!
04:14Ah!
04:14Ah!
04:15Ah!
04:15Ah!
04:16Ah!
04:16Ah!
04:17Ah!
04:19Ah!
04:20Ah!
04:20Ah!
04:20Ah!
04:21Ah!
04:21Ah!
04:24Ah!
04:25Ah!
04:26Ah!
04:26Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:27Ah!
04:28Ah!
04:33Ah!
04:33Wisteria Lane no one ever found out who was responsible because it was an inside
04:46job.
05:00You will never see despair here or rage.
05:06You will never see the tiniest bit of regret.
05:14You see, the people who live here have learned there is one sure way of hiding their secrets
05:20from their neighbors.
05:23That's why in the suburbs there is nothing more deceptive than a smile.
05:32So what did Julie say exactly?
05:34She said Dylan's not the same girl.
05:36Not the same girl like she's changed or not the same girl like she's been replaced
05:40by a robot?
05:41I know it sounds weird, but Julie says Dylan does not remember anything about living
05:46here.
05:46Well, maybe she blocked it out.
05:48Did something bad happen to her when she was young?
05:50I'm not sure, but there was something odd about the way they left.
05:53So, David is in the early morning gossip brigade.
05:58You'll be auditioned today.
05:59Oh, Susan.
06:03She's standing right there.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:08I've been there this whole time.
06:13Anyway, I wanted to talk to you girls about Lynette.
06:15What about her?
06:16Well, since she's been so tired from chemo, I thought it would be nice if we did something
06:19for her.
06:20Like, bring her lunch?
06:22Uh, that sounds great.
06:24Yeah.
06:24Let's do it.
06:25Um, Gabby, why don't you bring your vegetable lasagna?
06:27Susan, you do beverages.
06:28And, uh, Catherine, why don't you bring a simple green salad?
06:31I'd rather bring dessert.
06:33Oh, no need, dear.
06:34I always bring dessert.
06:36Oh, I'm thinking my lemon meringue pie.
06:39Oh, yum.
06:40Yeah, here's the thing.
06:41The movers lost my salad bowl.
06:43My pie plates, on the other hand.
06:44Will not be needed.
06:46As I said, I always bring dessert.
06:54I know.
06:56I will lend you my salad bowl.
06:58You really don't want to miss Bree's pie.
07:00It's perfect.
07:03You might argue with perfection.
07:06I'm sorry.
07:07It's just something that's been driving me crazy.
07:13Now you're perfect.
07:24Does it hurt?
07:26It's a little uncomfortable, but I'm fine.
07:28Take a card.
07:33Hey!
07:34I told you I'm collecting queens.
07:36Pay attention.
07:37Remember we played this when you were in labor with Parker?
07:4142 hours without meds.
07:44I'll never forget what a trooper you were.
07:46Well, let's not compose my eulogy just yet.
07:48I'm still trooping.
07:51Take a card.
07:53Right.
07:55It's funny.
07:56We played cards on our honeymoon the day that it rained.
07:59Do you remember that?
08:00We lit a fire.
08:02You're doing it again.
08:05Sorry.
08:07Hey, I told you I'm collecting queens.
08:10Shoot, that's right.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:13Are you letting me win?
08:16I just want to make you feel good.
08:17By taking all the fun out of the kill?
08:20Honey, I'm sorry.
08:22It's just...
08:23I love you so much.
08:27Out.
08:29What?
08:30You are supposed to be distracting me, not depressing the hell out of me.
08:34You're kicking me out of chemo?
08:35I'll see you at home.
08:41Honey, I'm your ride.
08:42Just go.
08:43I'll cab it.
08:46There's that trooper that I admire so much.
08:48Out!
09:01Carlos!
09:03Hi!
09:04Hey, there's my birthday girl.
09:05Oh!
09:07It's a nice car.
09:09Got company?
09:10No.
09:12Then whose is it?
09:15It's your birthday present to me.
09:17Surprise!
09:20A car.
09:21I was going to get your earrings.
09:24So, get them.
09:25And I will drive around with the top down so everyone can see them.
09:30Katie, I can't afford this.
09:31Of course you can.
09:34Just move some of your offshore money onshore.
09:37I told you that account was a secret.
09:39Which it's not going to be for long if I start buying $80,000 cars.
09:45Now, I'm sensing that this little nest egg of yours is a teensy bit illegal.
09:51Where'd it come from?
09:52You don't need to know that.
09:53You don't need to know that.
09:53And the IRS doesn't either.
09:55You want me to go to jail?
09:58Goodness, Carlos.
09:59I had no idea that your situation was so precarious.
10:08Well, I guess I'll just have to take this back to the dealership.
10:12Thank you for understanding, babe.
10:16Look, if you don't want the earrings, just pick something else out instead.
10:21Just not too extravagant.
10:24Don't worry.
10:25I have a thought.
10:26I'm just right in your price range.
10:53Oh, hi.
10:54Hi.
10:54Hey, Catherine, what's going on?
10:56Why is there a moving van in your driveway?
10:58Oh, I meant to call you.
11:00It's just been some nuts.
11:01I got a new job in Chicago.
11:04You're just leaving like that?
11:06I know.
11:06It's crazy, huh?
11:08I really wish I had time to talk, but I've got to finish packing.
11:10Oh, well, no.
11:11Hang on.
11:11Let me just run and get Julie so she can say goodbye to Dylan.
11:14Oh, we're really in a rush.
11:15I don't think we're going to have time.
11:18That's okay, guys.
11:19Keep packing.
11:20I'll clean it up.
11:22Catherine, are you okay?
11:24You seem a little jumpy.
11:27I just had a long night, and I have a lot to do.
11:32I'm really going to miss you.
11:40Catherine, hi.
11:42Oh, I brought you that salad bowl.
11:44Oh, thank you.
11:45You're so thoughtful.
11:46No problem.
11:47Hey, you know, I was meaning to ask you,
11:49how did that job in Chicago work out?
11:52Job?
11:53You know, the one that you left so suddenly for?
11:55Oh, right.
11:56Yes, of course.
11:57Good.
11:57Worked out well.
11:58Very challenging.
12:02I've got something in the stove.
12:03I better go.
12:15Susan.
12:16What?
12:17I'm eating for two.
12:18Well, do both of you want to be fat?
12:21Okay, when I'm in labor, and I am pushing and screaming to bring your child into the world,
12:25do you really want me to remember that you denied me syrup?
12:30Carry on.
12:32Mom, I need to talk to you about tonight.
12:35Oh, my God.
12:38Is it about Matt's party?
12:40Yeah, it turns out it doesn't start until 10, so can I stay out till 1?
12:45Well, the Johnsons live right down the road.
12:48Yeah, I guess that's fine.
12:49Thanks.
12:49Whoa, whoa.
12:50Is this the Johnsons over on Crestview?
12:52Yeah.
12:53Yeah, I don't think you should go to that.
12:55Why not?
12:56I've done a couple of jobs at that house, and they have some really wild parties.
13:00I don't even want to tell you what I've snaked out of that toilet.
13:02Those were his brother's parties.
13:04Matt's not like that.
13:05All 17-year-old guys are like that.
13:07The only reason my buddies and I even had parties was to get girls wasted.
13:10Well, I don't drink.
13:11Neither did Missy Taylor.
13:13And fast forward to her tying her bra on my car antenna.
13:16I really appreciate your concern, but my mom already told me I could go.
13:21Well, it's true.
13:23Just giving my opinion.
13:25It's up to your mom.
13:32Uh, well...
13:34I mean, you both make a good case.
13:38Um...
13:40But I think I'm gonna have to agree with, uh...
13:44And you know I love you both.
13:45Decide.
13:46Mike. I'm going with Mike.
13:47What?
13:47Well, it sounds like this party could be on the wild side, and it is starting very late.
13:52This is so unfair.
13:53I'm sorry, honey.
13:54You wanted a decision?
13:55This is my decision.
14:05More syrup?
14:07Missy Taylor?
14:09Carry on.
14:16Look at your little Dylan.
14:17All grown up.
14:19Karen McCluskey.
14:20I babysat you way back when.
14:23You were a biter.
14:24Well, I hope I didn't hurt you.
14:25No, you were a cutie.
14:27But loud.
14:29Remember the racket you used to make on your tricycle?
14:31I gave your dad hell for putting that horn on it.
14:34My dad?
14:35Mm-hmm.
14:37How could you know my dad?
14:39He left when I was a baby.
14:41No, he used to come around once in a while.
14:43Anyway, nice to have you back.
14:49Please let me help.
14:50I feel so guilty just sitting here.
14:52Do not move.
14:53We want to pamper you, so please let us.
14:57Hey, so how's the chemotherapy going?
14:59Oh, no, no.
14:59She doesn't want to talk about that.
15:00I don't mind.
15:01Oh, come on.
15:02Let's dig into the pie.
15:03Looks amazing.
15:08Wow.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:11Bree, that is like the best pie you've ever made.
15:12Well, thank you.
15:13I don't think I did anything differently.
15:22This is not my pie.
15:31Okay, you caught me.
15:32It's mine.
15:34What happened to the pie that I brought?
15:36Oh, I was a little sneaky, and I put it in the fridge.
15:38I just wanted you to try mine.
15:40Well, did we or did we not agree that I would bring the dessert?
15:44I know, but everyone says you're such an amazing baker,
15:47and I was hoping you would give me some tips to improve my recipe.
15:51Well, clearly no tips are needed, as my friend said.
15:57Best pie I ever made.
16:00Well, then perhaps shouldn't have said anything.
16:03I would have been happy for everyone to think it was yours.
16:09So back to chemo.
16:10How's that been?
16:13Yeah, so far, not that bad.
16:17Though I did have to kick Tom out yesterday.
16:20Why?
16:21He was getting so emotional, it felt like the last 20 minutes of Brian's song.
16:30So, I guess I'm in the market for a new chemo buddy.
16:34Well, I would be more than happy to go with you.
16:39Count me in.
16:41I'll sit with you.
16:42I volunteer at the hospital, so I'll be there anyway.
16:45Oh, my God, you guys.
16:48I'm so touched you're all willing to do this.
16:51What are friends for?
16:57Gabby?
16:59Oh, no cream for me, thanks.
17:07She upstaged your lemon meringue pie?
17:09You've got to be kidding.
17:11I'm not.
17:11That despicable woman was just supposed to bring a simple green salad.
17:15She not only brought a pie, she hid mine and served hers.
17:19That's beyond despicable, that's culinary terrorism.
17:22Oh, it gets worse.
17:23Her pie was better than mine.
17:26Impossible.
17:27It's true. Everyone thought so.
17:31Even me.
17:32Oh, and that simple green salad.
17:34Mosh and baby arugula with duck confit and candied walnuts.
17:38My God, she placed her win.
17:39I have been here for hours trying to replicate her recipe,
17:43and nothing has even come close.
17:45Don't be so hard on yourself. This one's fantastic.
17:49That's hers!
17:51Sorry.
17:54What am I gonna do?
17:55You might have to bite the bullet and ask her for her recipe.
17:59What?
18:00Surrender?
18:01Debase myself?
18:02Free.
18:03It's your signature pie.
18:04You make it for parties, church suppers, bake sales.
18:07If she's always right there behind you with her superior version,
18:10staking out her claim as Fairview's number one homemaker...
18:13She will have stolen my entire identity.
18:16Well, I wouldn't go that far.
18:18No, it's true.
18:20The only thing about me that's special is what I can do in the kitchen.
18:27You're right.
18:29I have got to get that recipe.
18:33By any means necessary.
18:39Hey, Gabby.
18:40Hey, what's up?
18:43Well, I felt a little weird about something that happened at lunch,
18:47and I thought we should talk about it.
18:48I know.
18:49Do you believe that pie business?
18:50I thought Bree's head was gonna explode.
18:52No, not that.
18:56Okay, I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it.
18:59When everyone was offering to come with me to chemo,
19:02even Catherine, who I don't even know,
19:05you sort of clammed up.
19:07What was that about?
19:10Well, it just seemed like people had it pretty well covered.
19:14Yeah, but between us, you're the one I really want there.
19:18Out of everyone, you're the most fun, and I need that now.
19:21Sweet.
19:23But to be honest, I don't like hospitals.
19:25Nobody likes hospitals.
19:27Unfortunately, that's the place you have to go when you're sick,
19:29or your friends are.
19:33You are my friend, right?
19:36What, is this a test of our friendship?
19:39Yeah.
19:40Kinda.
19:42Can I pencil you in?
19:48I can't wait.
19:55Psst.
19:56Come here.
20:02Okay, I'll come there.
20:06He's still mad at me about the party.
20:08Oh, you picked up on that, did you?
20:09Okay, look, I've been thinking about things,
20:13and...
20:13just forget what I said earlier.
20:15You mean I can go?
20:16Shh!
20:17Oh, Mike's in the other room.
20:19You're not gonna tell him?
20:19No, and neither are you.
20:21Why are you walking on eggshells?
20:23You are my mother.
20:24You have every right to override him.
20:25I know.
20:26I just, I think it's sweet that he worries about you,
20:29and I want him to feel like he is part of the decision-making process.
20:32Well, clearly he's not if you're going behind his back.
20:35Do you wanna go or not?
20:36Yes, yes.
20:37I really wanna go to the party.
20:38Party?
20:38Are you guys still talking about that?
20:42Ugh!
20:42Can you believe it?
20:44Ugh!
20:45Let it go!
20:46You know, Mike and I decided no partying.
20:48That's final.
21:03Free.
21:04I hope this isn't a bad time.
21:06I just wanted to bring you a housewarming gift.
21:08It's the recipe for my special mincemeat pie.
21:11It wouldn't be Thanksgiving at my house without it.
21:14Well, aren't you thoughtful?
21:17Let me just file this in my recipe box.
21:21Well, as long as we're swapping pie recipes,
21:23I would love the one for your fabulous lemon meringue.
21:26Really?
21:27I'm so flattered you'd ask.
21:30But I don't share that.
21:34Excuse me.
21:36You have to understand,
21:38I experimented for years before I came up with my secret ingredient.
21:43Which is what?
21:44Vanilla?
21:45Nutmeg?
21:46Cardamom?
21:47If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore.
21:49It would just be an ingredient.
21:54Well, that, um, hardly seems neighborly.
21:57After all, I just gave you the recipe for my mincemeat pie.
21:59Yes.
22:00And it's a very good one.
22:01I have the book it came from.
22:04That recipe's not from a book.
22:05That recipe was handed down to me from my mother.
22:08Well, unless your mother was Betty Crocker, she got it from a book.
22:13Oh, dear.
22:14Now I've upset you.
22:16No.
22:16No, I am not upset.
22:18I'm just confused as to why you seem so determined to get off on the wrong foot.
22:23First, you bring a pie to Lynette's when I clearly assigned you the salad.
22:25Now, see, that's where I'm confused.
22:28Just what, please, gives you the right to decide who brings what to a luncheon that I suggested.
22:34Well, it's tradition.
22:35I always organize our little get-togethers and I always bring dessert.
22:39Well, then, how lovely that I'm back.
22:42I can shoulder that burden for you.
22:46Just give me the recipe.
22:48Sorry, I can't.
22:51I do hope this doesn't keep us from being friends because I like you, Brie.
23:00And I'm sure if you put your mind to it, you can come up with an even better lemon meringue
23:05pie than mine.
23:06The trick is finding that perfect blend of sweet and sour.
23:10Well, you've certainly mastered that, dear.
23:20So, when do I get to see my big surprise?
23:23Wait for it.
23:24Wait for it.
23:26Ta-da.
23:28Whoa.
23:30All that syrup went straight to your boobs.
23:34So, it's not my imagination. They're bigger, right?
23:36Uh, yeah.
23:40Especially the right one.
23:41Mike?
23:42Just kidding.
23:43Pick those up and bring them over here.
23:44Well, I better warn you, I may have to work the shoulders.
23:48About then.
23:49Boom.
23:54Hey.
23:56You know that thing with Julie and the party this morning?
23:58Mm-hmm.
23:58Thanks for backing me up.
24:00It meant a lot.
24:01I know it wasn't easy for you.
24:03Uh, yeah, well, you know, sometimes you gotta hang tough.
24:06Mm-hmm.
24:07Well, you did the right thing.
24:08I drove by that house tonight.
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:10That party was out of control.
24:12What?
24:14Yeah, there were kids staggering around drunk.
24:17Puking in the gutter.
24:18I even saw some girls running around topless.
24:21I'm sure the cops will be there any minute.
24:24Well, we need whipped cream.
24:26I...
24:28What?
24:29Well, I don't think that you can have a sexy date night without whipped cream.
24:34Can't and won't.
24:36Well, I...
24:37I can go get some.
24:39No, no.
24:39You've, uh, worked all day.
24:41You stay here, I'll go to the store.
24:48Could you get more syrup?
24:52Make a wish.
24:56So I'm dying to see what I got you.
24:59How thoughtful was I?
25:01Very.
25:04Open it.
25:10Yes!
25:11Not yet, I haven't asked the question.
25:18Will you marry me, Carlos Solis?
25:24And you say?
25:27You're proposing?
25:29You said you didn't want to spend too much.
25:31So what's more affordable than a promise?
25:34Look, Edie...
25:35I'm doing this for you.
25:37If the IRS gets wind of your rainy day fund,
25:40they could make me testify against you.
25:43But, if I were your wife...
25:47How are they going to find out?
25:50Oh, honey, people talk.
25:52Angry people.
25:54Disappointed people.
25:56Come on, say your line.
25:59It's my birthday.
26:08Fine.
26:09We're engaged.
26:11No!
26:12Carlos!
26:14I think I'm gonna cry.
26:18Yeah, me too.
26:22I mean, how weird is that?
26:24My mom always told me that my dad took off
26:26right after I was born.
26:28So did she explain what McCluskey said?
26:30I didn't tell her.
26:31She kind of freaks out anytime I bring him up.
26:33Dylan, you have a right to know about your dad.
26:34You've got to confront her.
26:35Yeah, right.
26:36I could never do that.
26:38She isn't cool like your mom.
26:43Hi.
26:44It's my birthday.
26:45Oh, that must mean you're Matt.
26:46I'm Susan Meyer, and I'm...
26:48Alrighty.
26:51Boomer, you're back next to his bathroom.
26:53You actually did it.
26:54It wasn't me, but happy birthday, man.
26:57It was somebody who cares.
26:58Gather out, men.
27:00Do you like his music?
27:02Yeah, it's fine.
27:04Would somebody just tell me where I can...
27:06Hey, enough talking.
27:07Take it off.
27:08We're feeling generous tonight.
27:10Oh, my God.
27:11I'm not a stripper.
27:13You're not?
27:14Is this gonna happen or what?
27:15Boomer, she's not a stripper.
27:16What's with the implants?
27:19I'm pregnant.
27:24That's hot.
27:29Sorry.
27:30I should've known you were Julie's mom.
27:33You're way too gorgeous to be a stripper.
27:36If that's your lame attempt to keep me from calling your parents.
27:39It worked.
27:40Well played.
27:43Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
27:45Oh, ow!
27:48Oh, excuse me.
27:50Excuse me.
27:53Mom, what are you doing now?
27:54I'm taking you home.
27:56This party is out of control.
27:57No, it's not.
27:58What?
27:59Well, of course you don't think it is because you're knocking back a big cup of...
28:06Orange soda.
28:08I don't believe this.
28:09Well, believe it.
28:10We're going.
28:10You too, Dylan.
28:11Come on.
28:15And what are you wearing?
28:16It's a bear sink.
28:18Yeah, well, Boomer likes it.
28:26Call me tomorrow.
28:27We'll go to a movie my mom can drag us out of.
28:33Look, I get that you're upset.
28:35No, I'm confused.
28:37First, I can go to the party.
28:38Then I can't because Mike says no.
28:39Then I can, but don't tell Mike and behave yourself.
28:41So I behave myself and you punish me.
28:44Okay, I admit that there's a certain lack of consistency there.
28:48It's like, ever since you got married, I can't win.
28:53Do you think this is easy for me?
28:55Trying to keep peace between a new husband and a teenage daughter?
28:59You're always putting me in the middle.
29:01I don't do that.
29:03Please, every time you and Mike disagree on something, you give me the look.
29:06That pitiful face that says, if I don't back you up, I'd love the other one more.
29:10I don't expect you to side with me every time.
29:13Just make a decision and stick to it.
29:15And no more lying.
29:18Well, you're right.
29:20I'm an adult and I need to be honest about these things.
29:23And I will be.
29:25Starting tomorrow.
29:30Hey!
29:32Look who I picked up coming out of the movies.
29:34A PG movie.
29:36Is this the perfect teenager or what?
29:38The movies, huh?
29:40It's funny.
29:41One of Julie's friends just called to make sure she got home from the party.
29:45She was worried when she saw you leaving with a stripper.
29:50The jig is up, Mom.
29:51No, no. We can salvage this. Just work with it.
29:55I did go to the party.
29:57Mom went behind her back and told me I could.
29:59But I didn't drink or do anything I shouldn't have.
30:02Glad to hear it.
30:03And, uh, thanks for your honesty.
30:05Mm-hmm.
30:08You know, this perfect teenager thing is really starting to chap my ass.
30:13I'm going to bed.
30:18Please tell me this isn't going to be one of those things where you leave me and I go screaming
30:22down the street.
30:23Why'd you go behind my back?
30:24I'm sorry.
30:27You've got to understand for so long it's just been Julie and me and I've made all the decisions alone.
30:34I mean, you felt so strongly.
30:36It was just an opinion, really. She's your daughter.
30:38I completely respect your right to raise her however you want.
30:42Thanks.
30:44Now, that being said, this baby is ours.
30:47So we'll get to make all those parenting decisions together.
30:50Right?
30:51Right.
30:52So can we go back to date night?
30:58Only if you work the shoulders.
31:02Mm.
31:13Gabby, where have you been? You went to the bathroom like half an hour ago.
31:16Oh, sorry. I stopped off to get you some magazines.
31:20Top ten new hairstyles.
31:22Yeah, well, I'm kind of bald right now, but thanks.
31:26Why don't I go check if there's some other ones?
31:28No, no. I don't need magazines. I need company. Sit down. You've been bouncing around since you got here.
31:38So, how do you like being the First Lady of Fairview?
31:41It's good.
31:44Are you cold?
31:45I keep the cold in here. I'm fine.
31:47So, tell me something. When you go to a ribbon cutting, do you get to keep those gigantic novelty scissors?
31:52You must be freezing.
31:53You know, I have the cutest shawl in the car, so I'm just going to run out and get it
31:57for you.
31:59Boy! You really don't want to be here, do you?
32:03What are you talking about? I'm trying to help.
32:06Yeah? In any way that gets you out of this room.
32:12Sorry, it's just hospitals are hard for me.
32:14Yeah, you told me, but...
32:17Geez, Gabby, don't you care enough to make an effort?
32:20You think I don't care?
32:23I get it. You're uncomfortable.
32:25Just go. I'm fine.
32:31I'm fine.
32:41Did I ever tell you about my father?
32:45He had cancer, too.
32:49Started in the liver, went into his bones.
32:52Ten months later, he was dead.
32:54Thanks for that encouraging story.
32:57I'm not finished.
33:01Those last weeks, every day, we thought we were going to lose him.
33:06And every day before I would go into his room, my mom would say,
33:11no tears.
33:12Daddy wants to see you smiling.
33:14If you're going to cry, you can't go in.
33:19So, last night, I sat there and I watched him die.
33:27His eyes were closed, but I thought he could still see me.
33:32So I kept smiling.
33:37All night.
33:42When I was five.
33:45Oh, my God.
33:47When on the plus side, I made a pretty good career out of knowing how to smile,
33:51and I didn't really feel like it.
34:00But I can't pretend with you.
34:06Now, when I'm scared, I'm gonna lose you.
34:10You're not gonna lose me.
34:14You promise?
34:16If I did,
34:21then...
34:23God.
34:24You're such a mess.
34:25It's okay. Come here. Let it go.
34:27Oh.
34:41It's okay.
35:09I'm going to get Adam.
35:10Be right back.
35:12Mom?
35:14Can I talk to you about something?
35:16Sure.
35:18I don't mind talking in the car.
35:23Brie Hodge persisted in her effort to unlock the secret of Catherine Mayfair's lemon meringue.
35:30But after several failed attempts, it occurred to Brie that while she might not have the key to Catherine's recipe,
35:41she did have the key to Catherine's house.
36:10Brie Hodge
36:10Brie Hodge
36:20Hey, what's up?
36:21I was doing a little baking and I was wondering if I could borrow something.
36:25Sure.
36:25What do you need?
36:26Flour?
36:26Sugar?
36:41I can't believe what Karen McCluskey tells you. She's a woman, practically senile.
36:47She didn't sound senile to me.
36:49Maybe this is not the time, okay?
36:51You said my father didn't care about me, but she says he came here. He wanted to see me. Why
36:57would you not tell me that?
37:01He's my father. I deserve to know.
37:03The only thing you need to know about that man is he was a monster.
37:06I decided that for myself. Where is he?
37:11I don't know.
37:13You're lying.
37:14No, she's not.
37:15Yes, she is. She has been lying to me my whole life.
37:19I'm starting to think maybe you're the monster.
37:30She can't talk to me that way. Not after everything I've done for her.
37:34Well, maybe that's the problem. She doesn't know what you've done for her.
37:37Nobody does. And it's gonna stay that way.
37:39Are you sure? She's just gonna keep asking questions.
37:43Then we better start coming up with better lies.
38:04Oh, there you are. Just wondering where you've gone to.
38:08I just let myself into Catherine's house to get that recipe.
38:12Well, that seems a bit extreme.
38:17Well, at least you know her secret now.
38:19Yes, and it has nothing to do with pie.
38:29Here's the thing.
38:31I got a real chance of getting back together with my ex,
38:34but this woman is standing in my way.
38:36And she knows about the money, and she's made it clear that if I leave,
38:40she's gonna blow the whistle.
38:44You gotta understand, I really did care for Edie.
38:50But I can't let it ruin my life.
38:57That's where you come in.
39:10Guys, we better behave or the nurses are gonna kick us out.
39:14Hey, it's our chemo party, and we'll laugh if we want to.
39:19Gabby, this was a wonderful idea.
39:21I cannot tell you how much it means to me.
39:23Don't get savvy on me. I won't stand for it.
39:26All right, Susan, is the camera ready?
39:27Yeah.
39:28Got it.
39:29Okay.
39:30Once the light starts blinking, we've got ten seconds.
39:32So, everybody say cheese and hold it.
39:35One, two, three.
39:37Cheese!
39:39There is nothing more deceptive than a smile.
39:42And no one knows this better than the people who hide behind them.
39:48Some flash their teeth as a polite warning to their enemies.
39:53Some put on beaming faces to keep their tears from falling.
39:58Others wear silly grins to mask their fear.
40:04But then, there is that rare smile that is actually genuine.
40:12I'll take care of it.
40:14It's the smile of a person who knows his troubles will soon be over.
40:34I'll see you next time.
40:56For more information, please.
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