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Desperate Housewives S01E05
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02The boys are in my class because I'm the only teacher who can handle them.
00:06We may no longer be able to accommodate them.
00:09Ultimatums were made.
00:10She used this to kill herself. Why would you keep it?
00:13Questions were asked.
00:15Are you okay?
00:16I think he's hiding something.
00:18And lots of evidence was uncovered.
00:22Exactly what is it you're hiring me to do?
00:24Someone sent that note to my wife, and I need to know who.
00:27You like Alfred Hitchcock?
00:29I found it in the ruins of Edie's home.
00:32I found it under a bed. It's not mine.
00:34Talk about dirty laundry.
00:43Every neighborhood has a woman like Alberta Fromm.
00:46And every woman like Mrs. Fromm has a cat.
00:50When she traveled, Mrs. Fromm would arrange for friends to look after her beloved pet.
00:56This time, however, she was forced to ask her neighbor, Susan Meyer.
01:02Mrs. Fromm liked Susan, but it was common knowledge on Wisteria Lane where Susan Meyer went.
01:08Bad luck was sure to follow.
01:11Her misfortunes ranged from the commonplace...
01:15To the unusual...
01:21To the truly bizarre...
01:27As she waved goodbye, she worried that Susan's streak of bad luck would continue.
01:32For that matter, so did her cat.
01:41Mr. Whiskers!
01:42Kitty!
01:43Dinner time!
01:45Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
01:49That's weird.
01:51Cats can't open drawers, can they?
01:53Are you sure you didn't leave them open this morning?
01:56No way.
01:58Wow.
01:59Do you think somebody broke in?
02:05Mr. Whiskers?
02:07Mr. Whiskers?
02:09Mr. Whiskers?
02:10Where's your kitty?
02:11Where's your kitty?
02:15Where's your kitty?
02:18Mr. Whiskers?
02:19Mr. Whiskers?
02:20Mr. Whiskers?
02:21Mr. Whiskers?
02:21Mr. Whiskers?
02:21Though she didn't know it at the time, Susan's luck had finally started to change.
03:10News that an intruder had breached the security of Wisteria Lane spread like wildfire.
03:16At a neighborhood watch meeting the next night, residents voiced their concerns over the increasing
03:22dangers their community faced.
03:25Mrs. Ida Greenberg announced someone was looking through her bathroom window whenever she took
03:30a shower.
03:31Bob Fisk warned those present that an unnamed government agency was listening in on their
03:36phone conversations.
03:38Halland Vail spoke of a ruthless local teenage gang that had egged her minivan.
03:43Mrs. Who is throwing eggs at my car?
03:44The evening concluded with Officer Thompson offering safety tips and a plan
03:51of action.
03:52...opportunity you have some control over.
03:55So you can sign up for either daily or nightly patrols.
03:58And I know that might seem like overkill but I guarantee regular surveillance will deter
04:03even the most determined criminal.
04:05So are there any other questions?
04:07All right, then. Let's be careful out there.
04:13Actually, I do have a question. Do you have a second?
04:16Sure. How can I help?
04:17I'm the one who discovered the break-in, and I think I found some evidence.
04:21Evidence?
04:22I think this is a screwdriver left behind by the burglar, and I didn't touch it.
04:27Well, why didn't you give this to the investigating officers?
04:29I tried, and they sort of laughed at me because apparently nothing was taken from Mrs. Fromm's house.
04:35Well, I apologize for that. That was totally unprofessional.
04:40So you think it should be dusted for prints?
04:42Yes, and I'll make sure it gets done.
04:44Great.
04:48Bye.
04:55Boys, stop it. Go to bed.
04:58But we're not tired.
05:00Well, at least go upstairs.
05:02We want to play.
05:04Give me.
05:07Go. Go. Go.
05:09Bye-bye.
05:15So why weren't you sitting with Mark tonight?
05:17I thought you two were becoming an item.
05:19I sort of thought so, too.
05:20Giving a lot of mixed signals.
05:22I'll tell you who wasn't giving mixed signals was that sexy Officer Thompson.
05:26He was staring at you all night.
05:27Have you noticed that?
05:28Honey, trust me.
05:29When they're not staring at me, I notice.
05:32I really do appreciate you guys staying and helping.
05:34Oh, please.
05:35I would have hosted it myself, but the kids are going to the mountains more,
05:38and there's camping equipment everywhere.
05:40It's nice of you, and since we're talking,
05:43there's something else nice that I'd like you to do.
05:45Your kids both went to Barcliffe Academy, didn't they?
05:48Yes.
05:48We need you to recommend Porter and Preston.
05:51We can't even get an interview.
05:52Oh, you, um, want me to recommend the twins?
05:55Yes.
05:55You can tell them how beautifully behaved the boys are.
05:58So you want me to lie?
06:00Yeah.
06:01I thought that was understood.
06:02Well, it's just that I'm very well-respected at Barcliffe,
06:04and, um, my word won't be good there anymore.
06:07Yes, but by the time they realize their mistake, we'll be in.
06:11You're not having any more kids.
06:12What do you care?
06:13Well, I had hoped someday to get my grandchildren into Barcliffe,
06:17but I suppose that doesn't matter to you, does it?
06:20It really doesn't.
06:21It's not here alone.
06:23You've got to be finished with this car, Father, you?
06:25I don't know if I say we're leaving alone.
06:26No!
06:27No!
06:28No!
06:29No!
06:31No!
06:32No!
06:32No!
06:32No!
06:33No!
06:35No!
06:35No!
06:39No!
06:43No!
06:43No!
06:44No!
06:45No!
06:47No!
06:48No!
06:54The next day, as residents began to patrol Wisteria Lane
06:58in the hopes of foiling potential burglars,
07:01Gabrielle was about to experience a home invasion of her own.
07:10Mama Solis!
07:12What are you doing?
07:13What are you doing here?
07:14I came to visit my son and daughter-in-law.
07:16What does it look like?
07:18Does Carlos know you're coming?
07:20No, he likes to be surprised.
07:24Now, come.
07:26Gabriel, come.
07:32Families should always hug,
07:35regardless of how they feel about each other.
07:43Oh.
08:02Wow, uh, she's a beauty.
08:0530-footer?
08:0632.
08:08Sweet. I sail.
08:10I've got a flying shot.
08:12Well, we have several yachting enthusiasts here at Barcliff Academy.
08:15I'd be happy to introduce them to you.
08:17Oh, that sounds great.
08:18If we decide to enroll your children.
08:23To be honest, Mr. and Mrs. Scavo,
08:26your children's educational background is a bit more common than we would prefer.
08:32But Mrs. Vandekamp mentioned that they were identical twins.
08:35Yes, completely identical. You can't tell them apart. They're like bookends.
08:39We do strive for diversity here at Barcliff.
08:42Identical twins could make for an interesting addition.
08:45The boys are fascinating. They even have their own twin secret language, don't they, Tom?
08:49Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty scary.
08:51Well, it's not really so much scary. It's highly developed.
08:53Yeah, they bark and growl at each other.
08:56Sorry, Tom. Mr. Lentz was trying to say something. Sorry. Go ahead, Mr. Lentz.
09:00I'd love to meet these twins of yours.
09:03I tell you what, I'm going to put them on our must-meet list.
09:06Terrific.
09:07Thank you so much.
09:09What is a must-meet list?
09:12We bring them in for observation.
09:15Observation?
09:16Mm-hmm. To see how they play with the other children,
09:18how they respond to authority, that sort of thing.
09:22Great.
09:23That sounds wonderful.
09:31Hey.
09:32Hi.
09:33Kids ready?
09:34Almost.
09:34Thanks again for driving them to the bus.
09:37Happy to do it.
09:38I miss him.
09:45Did you hear there was a break-in at Mrs. Frome's the other night?
09:47Yeah.
09:48I heard they didn't take anything.
09:50Well, that doesn't make it any less frightening.
09:52I mean, he could have been a sexual predator.
09:54Oh, and he ended up at Mrs. Frome's?
09:57Boy, that would have been a lose-lose situation.
10:00Rex, that's not the point.
10:02The point is I don't feel safe, and I was wondering if you could spend the night.
10:06You're in the NRA.
10:07You own, like, four guns.
10:09If somebody broke in, I'd expect you to protect me.
10:14Rex, the truth is, with the kids gone, I'll be all by myself in this house for the first time
10:19in 17 years.
10:21Honey, I know it's hard to hear, but the marriage counseling might not work out.
10:25You need to get used to being alone.
10:30You're right. That was hard to hear.
10:37What are you doing?
10:38That is for the kids' trip.
10:40Oh, come on.
10:41I'm staying at a motel.
10:43I haven't had a decent meal in weeks.
10:44Honey, the marriage counseling might not work out.
10:47You need to get used to bad cooking.
10:55Hey.
10:57Screwdriver girl.
11:00I just came by to tell you that I took your evidence into the lab for fingerprints.
11:04Oh, really? That's great.
11:06So I'll call you if I hear something.
11:07Okay.
11:08Oh!
11:09Sorry.
11:10Thanks.
11:12Um, actually, I'd like to call you anyway, if that's okay.
11:16Oh.
11:18You seem like a really sweet guy and an interesting line of work, but I am not really available.
11:25Oh.
11:26Oh.
11:26You have a boyfriend?
11:28Yeah.
11:28Sort of.
11:30Sort of.
11:30It's hard to explain.
11:32Even to myself.
11:34Yeah.
11:37Oh.
11:40Oh.
11:42Oh, wow.
11:43So you're really turning me down.
11:45Boy, my self-esteem can't take this.
11:48I'm sorry.
11:50No, it's just now my ability to help those hostages has been compromised.
11:54Still, don't blame yourself for what might happen.
11:57Blame myself?
11:58Well, it's just hard to rescue folks when you don't feel good about yourself.
12:03Nah.
12:04Probably I'll die anyway.
12:06Okay, fine.
12:08I'll go out with you.
12:09Great.
12:10I'll call you.
12:11Now that you've gotten your date, you can tell me what that really means.
12:14That 907A.
12:15Someone's TV was playing too loud.
12:17Well, thank God for the thin blue line.
12:20I'll call you.
12:23Oh.
12:24Oh.
12:30How's my aunt Tanchita?
12:31Is that me?
12:32I'll be outside doing my yoga.
12:35Look, Mom, sit.
12:36I'll be right back.
12:41Do you have to do that now?
12:43My mother's here.
12:44Hey, I'm not gonna stop my life just because she decides to show up unannounced, I might add.
12:48She's family.
12:49She doesn't need an invitation.
12:50Yeah, well, whatever.
12:51It's rude.
12:53Shh.
12:56It's real pretty, Mama.
12:59You were always good with your hands.
13:01So, mijo, I assume you didn't insist that I traveled 2,000 miles for a small town.
13:06So, why am I here?
13:12She...
13:16isn't happy.
13:18Uh-huh.
13:19I've given her everything she ever wanted, but it doesn't seem to make a difference.
13:24I feel her drifting further and further away.
13:28And lately, I've started thinking that maybe...
13:32So, you think she's cheating on you?
13:38I think so.
13:49We can talk about your problems, but I'm not gonna have any of that.
13:53Do you have any proof?
13:59No, it's... it's just a feeling.
14:02I had that feeling with your father and that whore waitress.
14:05And I was right.
14:07Always trust your feelings.
14:09So, what do I do?
14:10You don't do anything.
14:12I'll take care of it.
14:14Thank you, Mama.
14:15I'm sorry I had to hit you.
14:17But we're strong people.
14:18And we don't cry about our problems.
14:25We find ways to fix them.
14:27...
14:38While the residents of Wisteria Lane kept up their patrols in an effort to prevent future break-ins, Lynette hatched
14:46a plan to break her children into Barcliffe Academy.
14:51Boys, wake up.
14:53Come on.
14:54We're going to have some fun today.
14:57Come on.
14:59Yeah.
15:00Hey.
15:01Hi.
15:04Come on, I bet you're leaving.
15:08Come on.
15:11Go, go, go.
15:13Come on.
15:13Yes, yes.
15:14Put it, put it, put it, put it.
15:22Hey, I can still see your head.
15:25The pool's not deep enough.
15:28Are your boys usually so docile?
15:34They're always a little shy at first.
15:38Look at that concentration.
15:41Porter loves his puzzles.
15:43Hmm.
15:56Mama, I'll be right back.
15:57I'm going to the store.
16:04Come in.
16:07I'm coming with you.
16:09I want to make some tamales for cars.
16:11No, no, Juanita, I'm not going to the supermarket.
16:13I'm going to the lingerie store.
16:15Good, I need some Ross.
16:17I'm going to be a while, and I might get a facial.
16:20I have a face.
16:26Hey, Mike.
16:27Hey, how's it going?
16:28Good, good.
16:29Just came by to say hello.
16:31Hello.
16:32So you remember the cop from the neighborhood watch meeting?
16:36He agreed to run a fingerprint check on the screwdriver I found at Mrs. Brom's house.
16:40He did?
16:42Nothing was taken.
16:44Still, somebody broke in.
16:45It is a crime.
16:47So the weird thing is, the cop asked me out on a date.
16:52Oh?
16:53And I sort of said yes.
16:57I was just curious what you thought about that.
17:01You're asking my permission to go out with him?
17:04No, no, I just, uh, was wondering your opinion.
17:10I don't really have one.
17:15Okay.
17:17Great.
17:18Fine.
17:22Susan, wait, wait.
17:26I'm sorry.
17:28My life is just really complicated right now.
17:32You don't have to explain.
17:35Susan.
17:36It's complicated.
17:37I get it.
17:48Paul?
17:50Paul?
17:52Oh.
17:54Hi, Zachary.
17:55I'm sorry.
17:55The door was open and...
17:56It's okay.
17:57You can come in.
17:59Is your, uh, father here?
18:01We were scheduled to do a patrol today.
18:03We had to go out of town.
18:04Again.
18:07Oh.
18:08Well, I guess I can do it by myself.
18:14Wow.
18:15This place is just immaculate.
18:19My mom liked things clean.
18:21Zach, she would be very proud of you.
18:24Oh!
18:25What happened to your varnish?
18:27That's where my mother died.
18:28I messed up the floor trying to get out the blood.
18:33Oh.
18:35I'll let my dad know that you stopped by.
18:38Okay.
18:42Zach.
18:44Do you have plans for dinner?
18:55So you shop a lot, huh?
18:57Yeah, so?
18:59Most women that shop a lot is because they don't have anything better to do.
19:03What's your point?
19:04Well, if you had children...
19:06Here we go.
19:07I'm just saying that children give your life a purpose.
19:10You get so busy taking care of them that you don't have any time to wonder if you're happy.
19:15You know, Juanita, this is so like you.
19:17I invite you on a nice shopping trip and you find ways to upset me.
19:20Oh, you didn't invite me.
19:22I invited myself.
19:25You keep looking at your watch.
19:27Is there someplace you have to be?
19:29No!
19:30You know, and for the record, I am not one of those women who has a hole in her heart
19:33that can only be filled by a baby.
19:34I like my life a lot.
19:36It's very fulfilling.
19:39Excuse my daughter-in-law.
19:40She's very fulfilled.
19:43So he just blew you off?
19:45I told him another man asked me out.
19:47It was the perfect opportunity for Mike to be jealous and nothing.
19:51Did you bat your eyes?
19:52You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes.
19:54Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed down.
19:56I'm telling you, nothing.
19:58Oh, thanks.
19:59So what's going on there?
20:01Mm.
20:04Gophers.
20:06Wow.
20:07Listen, I'm sorry about Mike.
20:08I know how much you like him.
20:09Oh, maybe it's my fault.
20:11Maybe I just imagined an entire relationship with this man that didn't exist.
20:15There has been flirting.
20:16I have seen it.
20:17Yeah, and the flirting made me think that he was kind and trustworthy and honest and hygienic.
20:25That's how it is with me.
20:26A guy just smiles at me three times and I'm picking out wedding china.
20:30I'm a mess.
20:31But to be fair, that's part of your charm.
20:33That's what happened with Carl.
20:34I only dated him a couple of months.
20:36I filled in the blanks.
20:37I married him.
20:37It was a disaster.
20:39You think Mike is a Carl in disguise?
20:41I don't know.
20:42What does that mean, anyway?
20:43My life is complicated.
20:53I wanted to sit around and wait for nothing.
20:55I could do it on the can.
20:56You're late.
20:58What's with the face?
21:00I screwed up.
21:01I broke into the Frome house and almost got caught.
21:03What's almost?
21:05I accidentally left something behind with my prints on it.
21:08Did you have hair of gloves?
21:09It's the suburbs.
21:11I didn't think it'd matter.
21:13Anyway, the police are running a check and I'm in the system.
21:15I gotta pull up stakes before they come looking for me.
21:21That's a sweet sound.
21:23Laughter like that, huh?
21:26Pisses me off.
21:29If and when your cover is blown, you disappear.
21:32Until then, you keep fixing the neighbor's pipes.
21:36The more time I spend in this town, the more I think we're making a mistake.
21:39These are nice people.
21:40My money says one of them isn't.
21:43Oh!
21:46Thanks.
21:54No more screw-ups.
22:16I'm getting something to drink.
22:18Do you want something?
22:38Shh.
22:39Look, don't be mad.
22:40I waited at that motel for three hours for you.
22:42I had to use a month's worth of lunch money to pay for that room.
22:46It's not my fault.
22:48Juanita hasn't let me out of her sight since she's gotten here.
22:50Really? Well, I don't see her now.
22:52She's watching her Mexican soap opera.
22:55The rebel's virgin daughter is about to be seduced by the escaped desperado.
23:00So until she puts out, Juanita won't even know that I'm gone.
23:07Come on, I said I was sorry.
23:09You know, just so you know, I've turned on half the pep squad for you.
23:13You can't be serious.
23:15Well, you know, I'm starting to think that maybe I should be with someone my own age.
23:20Well, I thought teenage girls bored you, John.
23:23I thought what we had was beyond that.
23:25So did I.
23:27So then why do you want to go back to something you don't want?
23:30I don't know.
23:31Maybe you're tired of me.
23:32No. I want to be with you.
23:35Then why are we arguing?
23:39Damn it.
23:40The virgin gave it up already?
23:42I want you so bad.
23:44When can I see you again?
23:45Tomorrow.
23:46Meet me at the front entrance of the mall after school.
23:48What about your mother-in-law?
23:50Don't worry.
23:50I'll think of something.
23:52Bye.
23:53Tommy!
23:57A donation?
23:59Now Barcliffe wants a donation?
24:01Apparently, we're in competition with one other family.
24:04A generous donation will ensure our kids beat them out.
24:07How generous?
24:09$15,000.
24:10We don't have that.
24:12And that's what I told them.
24:13So what do we do?
24:15Look, public school is out unless we move to a new district.
24:19We're not moving.
24:23Maybe it's time that we look into homeschooling.
24:28I know you did not just say that.
24:30Honey, it's got its advantages.
24:32You know, kids in homeschool do better in their later years.
24:34They won't make it to their later years if I have to spend all day with them.
24:38Honey, sometimes you just gotta make the sacrifice.
24:41It's probably the best thing for the kids.
24:44Why don't I just put them back in me and cook them until they're civilized?
24:47You'd be cool, though?
24:52I've never had plum pudding before.
24:54I'm serving it this year for Christmas.
24:57I like to try out new recipes before the actual holiday.
25:00That way, if the cookbook's gotten it wrong, I can fix it.
25:04You must really like Christmas.
25:06You and Mr. Vandekamp always have the best decorations on your lawn.
25:10I adore the holidays.
25:12I never get depressed if there's a beautifully decorated tree to look at.
25:15My mom and I would always decorate our tree together.
25:19Because Christmas is gonna be weird.
25:21Oh, Zach.
25:24You know, my mother died when I was young.
25:27She was hit by a car.
25:29Oh.
25:30It was, um, right before Christmas, as a matter of fact.
25:34We were all singing carols, and the dog was howling
25:38because everybody in my family sings off-key, except for me.
25:42Anyway, it was just a terrible ruckus.
25:46So, well, no one noticed when my mother went across the street to give the neighbors a gift.
25:51And the next thing we heard were brakes screeching.
25:57Wow.
25:58Most of my family went to the hospital, but I stayed home because I was so young.
26:05When I looked out the window, I saw all of my mother's blood on the street,
26:08and nobody was doing anything about it.
26:12So I got a hose, and I washed it off.
26:16And once it was clean, I felt so much better.
26:23Never told anyone that story before.
26:26Those are the most interesting ones.
26:28The stories that we never tell anyone.
26:31Yeah, you're probably right.
26:34I have one.
26:36It's more of a secret, really.
26:41I know why my mom killed herself.
26:44You do?
26:46It was something I did.
26:49Something bad.
26:55What did you do, Zach?
26:58Zach!
26:59Sweetheart!
26:59No, I should...
27:00I better not.
27:01I shouldn't have said anything.
27:03I shouldn't...
27:03I shouldn't have done this.
27:04I'm sorry.
27:05If my dad found out...
27:05I won't tell your father.
27:06No, please, I just...
27:07I can't get you...
27:08Zachary, it's all right!
27:20I can't believe Zach said that.
27:22What else did he tell you?
27:23That was it.
27:24It was that Mary Alice killed herself because of something that he had done.
27:27You couldn't get any more out of him?
27:29Oh, I tried, but he was so nervous.
27:31He actually started shaking, and then he just left.
27:33Okay, this is getting really weird.
27:35I think we should go to the police.
27:36And tell them what?
27:37We don't even have the note anymore.
27:38We gave it to Paul.
27:40Then you're gonna have to get Zach to tell you something, so we have more to go on.
27:43Girls, you don't understand.
27:44This poor kid is scared out of his mind.
27:47Oh, for God's sake, Spree, you're a woman.
27:49Manipulate him.
27:49That's what we do.
27:50But how?
27:51I don't know.
27:52How did you usually manipulate Rex?
27:58Hello, Zachary.
28:00Are you free for dinner tonight?
28:02Sure.
28:04Oh, good, because last night you put me in such a holiday mood, so I'm gonna make roast turkey
28:09and candied yams and eggnog.
28:12Have you ever had real old-fashioned eggnog?
28:15No, I don't think so.
28:17Oh, you are gonna love it.
28:19It has quite a kick.
28:22Oh, me!
28:24Spore!
28:24Hey, Preston!
28:26Boys, could you see not that?
28:28Get off!
28:29Get the corner!
28:30Get the corner!
28:45Please, please.
28:47You bought me enough things.
28:49You're the one that's supposed to be shopping.
28:50Oh, Mama, you're in a rut.
28:52We need to spice up your wardrobe.
28:54Oh, yeah.
28:55Try this one on.
28:57Go on, try it on.
29:02Mama Solis, how you doing in there?
29:04Is it supposed to be so tight?
29:06Yes, it's form-fitting.
29:08You're gonna look great.
29:09Gabriel, I don't think this dress is right to me.
29:11I can't breathe.
29:15Well, maybe I made a mistake.
29:18While you change, I'm gonna make a quick run to the bookstore.
29:22Gabriel, wait!
29:23Wait, I'm coming with you!
29:24No, no, no!
29:25Just be a minute!
29:26Wait, Gabriel, I'm coming with you!
29:34Wait!
29:39Gabriel, wait!
29:41Ma'am?
29:43Ma'am, sorry.
29:45I'm gonna need to look in your bags, please.
29:47Fine, just hurry up.
29:54Right on time.
29:57I'm telling you, I don't know where that blouse came from.
30:00Security!
30:01All right, keep your stupid blouse.
30:03I'm gonna have to find my daughter in...
30:04Oh, don't touch me!
30:06Don't you dare touch me!
30:08Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with us!
30:09Get your hands at me!
30:10Gabriel!
30:21Hello?
30:22Hey, it's me.
30:24Oh, hi, Rex.
30:25How are you?
30:26Is something wrong?
30:27Well, I was just about to grab dinner from the motel vending machine, and it occurred
30:31to me, what the heck, I'll go out.
30:34Would you like to have dinner with me?
30:41Mrs. Vandy Camp.
30:44Guess what?
30:45I found all my mom's old Christmas stuff.
30:47Oh.
30:48Sweetie, I was just coming over to talk to you.
30:50I am so sorry, but something really important came up, and I have to cancel.
30:55Really?
30:56We will do it again.
30:57We'll have our impromptu holiday dinner.
31:00I promise.
31:11I got one.
31:12Kelly Hallstatter.
31:13In eighth grade, she used to spit in my gym shoes.
31:17Kelly Hallstatter.
31:20Kelly Hallstatter.
31:21Yeah, look.
31:22Two DUIs, one check kiting, and an open bench warrant.
31:27How tragic.
31:28By which I mean yay.
31:30Yeah, you've been a really good sport coming along on my shift with me.
31:33Well, time flies when you're on a stakeout in crackdown.
31:37So when does our official date begin?
31:39Well, taxpayers say 20 minutes, but I say no.
31:46They're down.
31:47Oh, thank you.
31:49Honey, you read up on homeschooling?
31:52Yeah.
31:53Gave me some good ideas.
31:54Well, one, anyway.
31:56Marie, what have you got?
31:58Well, you know how we both agree that one of us needs to stay home and parent the kids,
32:03and one of us needs to go off and make a living?
32:05Uh-huh.
32:06And then I suddenly remembered that when I was working, I made a little more than you.
32:11What are you doing?
32:12You tossed out that little sacrifice comment a while ago, and it occurred to me,
32:17I've made sacrifices over the past six years.
32:20I gave up my career.
32:21If another sacrifice has to be made, I think it's your turn on the mare and go round.
32:26Lynette?
32:27So if I went back to work, and you could stay home and take care of the kids.
32:30I can't be with the kids all day.
32:32I'd lose my mind.
32:34Uh-huh.
32:35Hey, okay, I get it.
32:36Hey, homeschooling is out.
32:38Out.
32:39How are we going to scrape together 15 grand for this endowment?
32:43Uh, how, how, how?
32:49Think.
32:51Think real hard.
32:54Oh, no.
32:57Aye, aye.
32:59So, the restaurant's run by this little old guy named Dara Nello.
33:02He will propose to you.
33:03Don't say yes, because he's dead serious.
33:06But what if I like him?
33:10Hey.
33:12I thought this went to the lab.
33:16All right.
33:17You got me.
33:19And that means what?
33:20Look, Susan, no one would authorize lab time or a computer search for a case like this.
33:26It's just not a priority.
33:27So, why couldn't you just tell me that?
33:29Well, I thought we were clicking.
33:32Does this need to be a big deal?
33:34Well, if you'd only lied to me about it once, it wouldn't be.
33:38All right.
33:38I get it.
33:39You want me to beg.
33:40Okay.
33:41Look at me.
33:42I'm begging.
33:44Come on.
33:45Don't be such a girl about this.
33:48I know who you are.
33:50You're a Carl in disguise.
33:54Done with you.
33:55All of you.
33:56Oh, come on, drama queen.
33:59What are you doing?
34:01Where are you going?
34:02It's not safe.
34:04I'd rather take my chances on the street.
34:06Thank you very much.
34:07Why do I always pick the psycho?
34:26Excuse me.
34:28I'm lost.
34:29Oh, you'd best be lost.
34:30This here's my corner.
34:31Oh, yes.
34:33And a lovely corner it is.
34:35And I hate to bother you while you're working.
34:37I just was wondering if you could point me in the direction of a pay phone.
34:40Oh, and if you had some change for this five, preferably quarters.
34:47Honey, if I got paid in quarters, I'd be doing something very wrong.
34:50Right.
34:52Okay.
34:57Hey.
34:58You want to use my cell?
35:00I have weekend minutes.
35:01Oh, thank you so much.
35:03You're saving my life.
35:05Oh, excuse me, honey.
35:06Oh, yes.
35:07You do what you've got to do.
35:15Oh, please answer.
35:16Come on.
35:17Pick up, Julie.
35:18Oh, thank God.
35:19Okay, don't ask any questions.
35:21Just get somebody down here to pick me up at the corner of 9th and Foster.
35:25Hey, babe.
35:27No.
35:28I'm on a break.
35:29Hurry, please.
35:33Excuse me.
35:35We got a call?
35:36Something about a break-in?
35:37One of your neighbors reported seeing someone forcing his way into your home.
35:40We sent some guys out to investigate and, uh...
35:44What is it?
35:45I got to tell you, ma'am.
35:46I thought I'd seen a lot on the job, but this is something else.
35:52You're welcome.
35:53You're welcome.
35:53I'm home.
35:54I'm home.
36:02I'm home.
36:22All right, so let me get this straight.
36:24He chopped down one of our pine trees?
36:27I'm afraid so.
36:34Zach, why did you do this?
36:37I don't know.
36:39Take off those handcuffs, please.
36:41Ma'am, he confessed to breaking in.
36:43This is not up for discussion.
36:47Go ahead.
36:53Zach?
37:11You okay?
37:12Yeah.
37:13Then how much for a trip around the world?
37:16I cannot believe Julie sent you.
37:18She is soon going to be dead.
37:20Come on, get in.
37:26Wasn't that sent in for Prince?
37:28No.
37:29The cop lied to me.
37:31I don't want to talk about it.
37:32Just asking.
37:37Yes, apparently they found a blouse in her bag.
37:40Oh, I don't know, Carlos.
37:42At some point, older people started to get confused.
37:45She probably thought she paid for it.
37:48Oh, no charges.
37:50Everything's fine.
37:51Okay, I'll tell her.
37:52Bye.
37:56Mama Solis, Carlos is going to be late for dinner.
37:58It's just the two of us.
37:59What would you like to eat?
38:00Oh, I'm not hungry.
38:03Okay.
38:04Suit yourself.
38:05Don't go yet.
38:06I need to talk to you.
38:11It's important.
38:13Please.
38:19I married Diego Solis when I was 16 years old.
38:23A few months into our marriage, he started to beat me.
38:27I was so young and stupid, I didn't know what to do.
38:31Juanita, I had no idea.
38:33It got so bad that I started praying to God to let me die.
38:36But God, in his infinite wisdom, gave me a reason to live.
38:42Carlos.
38:44Ah, he was a beautiful baby.
38:47But my husband wasn't much of a father.
38:49He never held him.
38:50He would yell and scream at him for no reason at all.
38:53One night, when Carlos was four, Diego Solis came home, drunk.
38:59And he beat my Carlos.
39:02Something inside me snapped.
39:05And at that moment, I found a way to be strong.
39:09So, I made sure that Diego Solis never hurt my son or me ever again.
39:18What'd you do?
39:20Well, if you pray hard enough.
39:22God gives you the tools to your salvation.
39:34Carlos said that his father left for a waitress in El Paso.
39:37Mm-hmm. That's what he was told.
39:41All mothers know they have to protect their children.
39:44But some of us take our job more seriously than others.
39:49I don't know why you're telling me this.
39:53I think you do.
40:14Okay, I know you're mad at me.
40:15And I'm sorry I didn't stop you from going out with that guy.
40:18I'm not mad at you.
40:19I mean, I'm not just mad at you.
40:21I'm mostly mad at myself.
40:23Okay.
40:23I'm mad that I like you so much without really knowing anything about you.
40:28Oh.
40:30What do you want to know?
40:33What's your favorite food?
40:35Mexican.
40:37What's your favorite sport?
40:39Football.
40:40Favorite band?
40:40Elvis Costello.
40:42That's a guy, not a band.
40:43It's a guy with a band.
40:48What do you think of me?
41:13I'm sorry.
41:14Could you repeat that?
41:16I'm sorry.
41:17Could you repeat that?
41:21Why?
41:21I don't want to talk about it.
41:22You realize how insane this looks?
41:24Do you even care about me at all?
41:25Did you even care about mom?
41:27You're not talking to me.
41:27I think I just did.
41:29Ow.
41:37Mrs. Vandy Camp.
41:39Hi, Zach.
41:40I just wanted to see if everything was all right.
41:43Everything's fine.
41:44Are you sure?
41:46Yes.
41:48Well, okay.
41:51I'll see you tomorrow, then.
41:53You sure that you will?
41:55Okay.
42:06People by their very nature are always on the lookout for intruders.
42:13Trying to prevent those on the outside from getting in.
42:19But there will always be those who force their way into our lives, just as there will be those
42:25we invite in.
42:27Hi.
42:28Hi.
42:29Hi.
42:30Hi.
42:31Hi.
42:33Hi.
42:34Hi.
42:34Hi.
42:34Hi.
42:35Hi.
42:35Hi.
42:36Hi.
42:46Hi.
43:11Hi.
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