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Desperate Housewives S01E12
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:01I think we're making a mistake.
00:03These are nice people.
00:03My money says one of them isn't.
00:05Hey, how creepy is Mrs. Hoover's sister?
00:08Promises were made.
00:09I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her.
00:12Marriages came undone.
00:13Gabrielle and I are about to start a family.
00:15Well, we're not negotiating my uterus.
00:17George, would you go out to dinner with me?
00:19You mean like a date?
00:20A date.
00:21And the truth.
00:22You burned your rival's house down.
00:24Was denied.
00:24I absolutely did not do that thing you accused me of.
00:30Martha Hoover waited her whole life for something to happen to her.
00:35Something exciting.
00:38As a child, she hoped to be kidnapped by a band of pirates.
00:43As a teenager, she dreamt of being discovered by a Hollywood talent scout.
00:49As a young woman, she fantasized a handsome millionaire would sweep her off her feet.
00:56But the years had flown by, and still, nothing exciting had ever happened to Martha Hoover.
01:06Until the night she was murdered.
01:09Hello, Mrs. Hoover.
01:11Paul.
01:12Let me give you a hand.
01:12That's really not necessary.
01:15In those last moments, it occurred to her, in addition to being boring, life could also be very cruel.
01:25Luckily for Mrs. Hoover, death was far more merciful.
01:34What do you think?
01:37That's our missing woman, all right.
01:40Oh, jeez.
01:42Didn't take the media long to get wind of this.
01:44Make sure no one contaminates my crime scene, huh?
01:57Hey, little lady.
01:59A lot of people are looking for you, you know that?
02:02Your face is going to be on the front page of every paper in this state.
02:06How's that for exciting?
02:08Officer Jackson couldn't be sure, but for a brief moment, he thought he saw the corpse of Martha Hoover.
02:16Smile.
02:19Smile.
02:29Have a great day.
02:31Yeah.
02:49Shin.
02:53Bye.
02:54Bye.
03:06Daph had come once again to Wisteria Lane.
03:10I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
03:13You found your sister's body.
03:20Word of the tragedy would soon spread throughout the neighborhood.
03:24But for now, people went about their lives as they always did, blissfully unaware.
03:34Hello? Anybody home?
03:36In the kitchen.
03:37Good news. I finished my book, so I thought to celebrate you could take me out to lunch.
03:42Susan?
03:43Can we do a rain check? Edie and I are just looking over the plans to rebuild our house.
03:47My insurance company is finally cutting my check next week, and there's only one plumber I want.
03:52So don't expect to see this guy for a few months. I'm going to be riding him hard.
03:57Well, if anybody can go the distance, he can.
04:00I should know.
04:02See ya.
04:10Uh, Mike?
04:14Mike?
04:15We're on the clock.
04:24Hey, Felicia. What's up?
04:32Edie?
04:34They found Martha.
04:38Here.
04:39Hello.
04:40Good.
04:40All right.
04:41Come on.
04:42This is going to be fun.
04:43Follow me.
04:45Oh, yeah.
04:46Good evening.
04:54Excuse me.
04:55Yeah.
04:56You can't do that.
04:58I'm here for the 10 a.m. yoga meditation class.
05:01Unfortunately, the daycare center's full.
05:04Yeah, I noticed that, but every time I come here, it's full.
05:08It's a popular class, and the other moms come early.
05:11Look, all I can tell you is plan ahead next time.
05:17Uh, Lauren, I'm a mother of four.
05:19Today I had to get up at five, make lunches, make breakfast, drop the twins off at school,
05:24and get across town, lugging a baby and a sick child.
05:28Telling me to plan ahead is like telling me to sprout wings.
05:31And it's things like being told to plan ahead that make me so crazy that yoga is the only thing
05:36that relaxes me.
05:38Except I show up here, and I can't get in, and you tell me to plan ahead.
05:44It's a vicious cycle.
05:46See how that works?
05:47I get it.
05:48But if I broke the rules for you, I'd have to break them for the other moms, too.
05:52And then the moms who actually followed the rules get all pissed at me, and then I have to get
05:55pissy right back.
05:56And before you know it, I don't have time to read my magazine.
05:59See how that works?
06:02I hope someday you have lots of children.
06:09Hello?
06:11Oh, hey, Susan.
06:11Listen, I can't talk.
06:12I'm in the middle of something here that...
06:16What?
06:27I had a wonderful time today.
06:29I did, too.
06:37Sorry I can't invite you in for coffee.
06:39I get it.
06:40Rex still lives in the house.
06:42It would be awkward.
06:43Yeah, and I would rather cut off my hand than hurt his feelings.
06:49It'll, um, it'll be a lot easier once he gets well enough to move out.
06:54So do you want to have lunch tomorrow?
06:59I'd love to.
07:03Okay.
07:04Wow.
07:05Pick me up at one, and we'll do something fun.
07:07See you then.
07:08Oh, packages.
07:19Hello?
07:21Oh, hi, Lynette.
07:25What?
07:33Hi, honey.
07:35Welcome home.
07:42Thanks, guys.
07:44Take it easy.
07:51Come on, honey.
07:52Let's celebrate.
07:54Sorry it's a cheap stuff.
07:55I had to economize.
07:56But now that you're back, we can restock the wine cellar.
08:00Let's toast.
08:01It's very good to be back.
08:04What's that?
08:06Oh.
08:07It transmits to this.
08:09My electronic monitoring device.
08:12Didn't the lawyer tell you?
08:14Tell me what?
08:15I'm on house arrest.
08:16It's a condition of my bail.
08:18Uh, no.
08:20No, he neglected to tell me that.
08:22Yeah.
08:22If I move more than 100 feet from that telephone, an alarm sounds.
08:26If I keep going, it transmits a signal to the FBI, and I'm back in jail.
08:30But how are you going to work?
08:32I can't.
08:33I can't do anything.
08:35Uh, no.
08:36No, no.
08:37That's unreasonable.
08:38What do they expect us to do for money?
08:40The lawyer's working on unfreezing the accounts.
08:42In the meantime, I mean, haven't you been booking modeling jobs?
08:46Carlos, this is not like New York, where I made thousands of dollars a day modeling haute couture.
08:53I'm doing boat shows.
08:55I spend eight hours a day doing this.
08:58Well, I'd buy two boats from you.
09:01Come on.
09:04Where's my toast?
09:10Welcome home.
09:18Hello.
09:19Hi, Brie.
09:22What?
09:24If you find anything in your sister's belongings, it might shed some light on her death.
09:29Uh, letters or a, um, date book.
09:33Please.
09:35Call me immediately.
09:37I believe she did keep a diary or something.
09:39I'll look around for it.
09:44Look at them all.
09:47Vultures.
09:48Pretending to care when all they really want are the sordid details.
09:52I don't know.
09:53I think they just want to show their support.
09:56Please.
09:58Human beings feed on misery.
10:01Well, we might as well give the people what they want.
10:08Hello.
10:10I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief.
10:15My sister Martha would have been so touched.
10:18I know that many of you have questions.
10:20I've just spoken with the police who are still putting together the details of what happened.
10:25What they do know is Martha died a violent death.
10:29Yes, I know.
10:31Yes, I know.
10:32It's hard to hear.
10:35Apparently, there was a struggle.
10:37They found scratching and bruising on her body, several broken bones, and traces of dirt in her lungs.
10:46Which leads us to believe that she was still alive at the time of her burial, and probably in great
10:52pain.
10:54But the good news is, there are no signs that she had been molested.
11:01Now, I think it's time that you return to your homes.
11:06To your loved ones.
11:10Oh, in lieu of a memorial service, I'll be holding an estate sale day after tomorrow.
11:16So, please, no personal checks.
11:32By the next morning, everyone on Wisteria Lane was aware of Martha Hoover's demise.
11:39With no exceptions.
11:42Okay, boys.
11:43Hey, Mom.
11:43You see this gum?
11:45If you promise to be quiet while I am downstairs playing cards, it's all yours.
11:49Deal?
11:50Yeah.
11:51Yeah, okay.
11:51That's what I like to hear.
11:52All right, good.
11:54I mean, what are the odds?
11:55First Mary Alice, and then Mrs. Huber?
11:57I mean, it's shocking.
11:59Yeah, but this is different.
12:00Someone was actually murdered on our street.
12:02I remember talking to her right before she disappeared.
12:05You did?
12:05What'd you talk about?
12:06Oh, actually, she yelled at me for not bringing my garbage cans in.
12:09I'm gonna miss her.
12:14Edie!
12:15Hi.
12:16Hi.
12:17Come on in.
12:19Oh, you're all here.
12:21Yeah.
12:21Tuesday is poker day.
12:23Really?
12:24Yeah.
12:25Oh, you know, I love poker.
12:33Okay, then.
12:35Well, here's the deal.
12:37Since the Ice Queen isn't doing anything to memorialize her sister, I have decided to carry
12:44Martha's ashes up to Torch Lake and scatter them myself.
12:48It's where her husband proposed.
12:50That's so sweet.
12:52Oh, I know.
12:55So, I thought that some of the neighbors could caravan up there and we'd have a little ceremony.
13:02I've printed out maps if anyone needs one.
13:04And the dress is semi-formal.
13:06You know, Edie, I'd love to go, but I just got back into modeling.
13:11You know, just for fun.
13:12And I have a gig tomorrow.
13:14I can't leave him hanging.
13:15I wish I would have known earlier.
13:17I would have arranged a sitter.
13:18Dorn, I have to take Rexu's angiogram.
13:21Hmm.
13:27Well, Meyer, what's your excuse?
13:32I'm just, you know, busy stuff.
13:36Well, your friends are much better liars.
13:47Okay.
13:49Mommy's friends are gone now and you can...
13:57Ow.
13:58Ow.
13:59Well, yeah, I know it hurts, but that's what you get when you let your brothers put bubble
14:04gum in your hair.
14:06Pain and misery.
14:07Are you mad at me?
14:09Yes.
14:09Yes.
14:10I am mad at you.
14:11Ow.
14:12Ow.
14:13And I'm also cranky.
14:15You know how you get when you haven't taken a nap?
14:17Well, mommies are the same way.
14:19We need our downtime.
14:20And if we don't get it...
14:22Sorry.
14:23We end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do.
14:26Ow.
14:27And that's frustrating for me, too, because I do want to be the best mommy I can be.
14:31I think you're the best mommy in the world.
14:36Well, that's sweet of you, but it's not exactly true.
14:45I was so afraid when I suggested a picnic that you'd make fun of me, but I just think
14:51it's such a lovely, old-fashioned way to spend an afternoon.
14:55Well, as it happens, I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
14:58Oh, and we got so lucky with the weather.
15:00It's just absolutely...
15:05You know, your lunch hour's almost up.
15:07We probably should be getting you back to the pharmacy.
15:09Wait.
15:11I've had such a good time these last few days.
15:13I just want to show my appreciation.
15:15Another gift.
15:16I hope it's not another orchid.
15:17They're so expensive.
15:18Relax.
15:19This didn't cost me a dime.
15:21Okay.
15:30George.
15:31You shouldn't have.
15:38This is a nine-millimeter Luger P-08.
15:41From the moment you said you were in the NRA, I knew I wanted to give it to you.
15:45I can't accept this, George.
15:46This is an antique.
15:47It's too valuable.
15:48It's okay.
15:49My grandpa left it to me.
15:51It was surrendered to him by a soldier during World War II.
15:55Since I don't know how to shoot.
15:56It's so lovely.
15:58I mean, look at that handle.
15:59Is that Mother of Pearl?
16:00I think so.
16:01Only the officer's models had that.
16:03Do you really like it?
16:04Oh, absolutely.
16:06Oh, George.
16:08This is just so much better than an orchid.
16:22Hi.
16:23I'm Susan Meyer.
16:24I saw you from across the street.
16:26I thought you might need a hand.
16:27No, thanks.
16:30I'm sorry for what happened.
16:33It must be really hard not knowing who did it or why.
16:37You must feel helpless.
16:39A bit.
16:41I'm hoping her journals will provide some insight.
16:45Journals?
16:46Yes, Martha kept them for years.
16:48Oh.
16:50So she must have written a lot of things in them?
16:54Every mundane detail of her life.
16:58And everyone else's, for that matter.
17:01The police want to see them.
17:04But I'm stalling them till I have a chance to read through them first myself.
17:09Wouldn't want any embarrassing family secrets getting out.
17:14That's smart.
17:15That's good.
17:17It's good to hear.
17:24I am so screwed.
17:26Mom, calm down.
17:27Everything about the fire and the measuring cup is going to be in that journal.
17:31Everyone is going to think I'm an arsonist.
17:33It may not be as bad as it looks.
17:35What, you think there's a chance Mrs. Hubert didn't write about it in her journal?
17:39Please.
17:39It's great dirt.
17:40I even put it in my journal.
17:43You're going to have to get to Mrs. Britt and come clean.
17:45Convince her it was an accident.
17:47If she doesn't press charges, the police will probably just let it go.
17:50Are you high?
17:51Edie hates me.
17:52That's why you're going to grovel at her feet and beg forgiveness.
17:57That's right.
17:58You're going to have to suck up to Edie Britt.
18:28Hey Mike, as you can probably see by now I took back my money and what little information
18:34you managed to dig up on your neighbors, your replacement's going to need it.
18:39Back up and move on with your life.
18:41Sorry for the mess.
18:54We're here.
18:56Ten minutes early.
18:57You signed me up?
18:58You just missed the rush.
19:00Sorry.
19:00No.
19:01No, I planned ahead.
19:03We're ten minutes early.
19:06Oh my God.
19:07What?
19:08When you said you had a sick child, I had no idea.
19:12How long's it been?
19:16Uh, just kind of snuck up on us.
19:20He's so young too.
19:22God, it just breaks my heart.
19:24Oh.
19:27See, here's the thing.
19:29You go ahead into class.
19:30I'll find room for your kids.
19:34Okay.
19:37Hey Edie.
19:40Susan.
19:44Boy, I gotta say, I envy you.
19:49In the name of God.
19:50Why?
19:51Well, you get to build your dream house for free.
19:55I mean, in a weird way, your house burning down was really a good thing.
20:00There's nothing good about it.
20:02I can't replace the memories, the photographs, the...
20:06Is there something you want?
20:10Okay, here's the deal, Edie.
20:14I...
20:16I...
20:17I...
20:17I...
20:18What?
20:19Spit it out already.
20:20I'm busy.
20:22I just wanted to see how you were holding up.
20:25You know, with Mrs. Hoover and everything.
20:28My best friend was murdered and stuffed into a garbage bag.
20:32And nobody cares enough to go with me to spread her ashes.
20:42I'll go with you, Edie.
20:52Hey.
20:55Oh, thank God I'm starving.
20:57Well, dig in.
20:58I am way too tired to eat.
21:00Hey, shut up.
21:02I'm sorry.
21:08Hmm?
21:14So did you get to go by the hospital?
21:16Visit my mom?
21:18I worked ten hours today.
21:21I'll go by tomorrow.
21:22She doesn't even know when I'm there.
21:24She's going to wake up soon, I know it.
21:28And you know what would make her really happy?
21:30Oh, God.
21:31If you say a grandchild, so help me, Carlos.
21:33Gabriel, please.
21:34No, you promise.
21:35No babies.
21:36Things change.
21:37Yeah, I know.
21:39The feds towed away my Maserati.
21:41My husband is a felon.
21:43And I spend my days getting groped by fat tractor salesmen at trade shows.
21:48I am well aware things change.
21:50A baby is solid, a constant.
21:53And who's going to be changing the diapers when you're pumping iron in a federal prison?
21:57Huh?
21:58I like my lifestyle, and I don't want you to kill it.
22:01Well, look around, Gabrielle.
22:03It's already dead.
22:04And there's nothing you can control.
22:06Maybe.
22:07But having a baby?
22:09That I can control.
22:11You I can control.
22:11Hey, you can't talk to me like that.
22:13I'm still the man of this house.
22:15Oh, really?
22:17The man of the house?
22:20Don't walk away from me.
22:23Hey, hey, my food.
22:25Gabrielle, come back here right now.
22:29Hey.
22:30I wouldn't go too much farther.
22:31You're going to end up back in prison.
22:34Damn it.
22:35Gabrielle, get inside now.
22:38Hey.
22:41Hey.
22:44Hey, I waited all day for that.
22:46It's perfect.
22:48Oh.
22:49Mm.
22:51Crispy and burnt on the outside.
22:54But nice and steamy on the inside.
22:59Ah, ah, ah.
23:02Mm-mm.
23:04Mm.
23:06You're the man of the house?
23:08You can't even leave it.
23:10Mm.
23:11Oh.
23:12Ah.
23:15Ah!
23:23I love this.
23:24It's like a little adventure.
23:26I've never fired a gun before.
23:27The memory of this night will stay with you forever.
23:31Really?
23:32Oh, yeah.
23:33I always remember your first time.
23:36Kelly, I hope I brought enough bullets.
23:39You know, Bree, I...
23:41I can't tell you what these last few days have meant to me.
23:44Finally getting out of the house and trying new things.
23:47Oh, well, we sure have had some fun.
23:49No, no, it's more than that.
23:52I'm starting to forget what it feels like to be lonely.
23:54Oh, George, that's so sweet.
23:58Oh, come on.
23:59Let's go shoot something.
24:01Now, before I fire a handgun, I like to go over a few of the basics just to make sure
24:05I'm ready.
24:05Okay?
24:06So, number one, strong stance.
24:10Two, high hand grasp.
24:13Three, hard grip.
24:15Four, front sight.
24:18Five, release the safety.
24:20Three, and then squeeze the trigger slowly.
24:24What's a high hand grasp?
24:26Here.
24:27Take the gun.
24:28All right.
24:29Okay, now, when you're firing a semi-automatic, you want the web of your hand all the way up against
24:33the edge of the back strap.
24:35What is that perfume you're wearing?
24:37Uh, I'm not wearing perfume.
24:39Are you sure?
24:40Because you smell amazing.
24:42Oh, I was making macaroons before I left the house.
24:45Okay, now, I want you to hold the gun like you're holding a beautiful white dove.
24:50Hold it firmly enough that it can't fly away, but not so firmly that you can kill it.
24:55Got it?
24:56I think so.
24:57Okay.
24:58Now, all you have to do is take a deep breath and squeeze the trigger.
25:03George!
25:04No!
25:04Oh, George!
25:05Oh, my God!
25:06Oh, my God!
25:06Oh, my God!
25:07Oh, George!
25:08Oh, my God!
25:30I'm so sorry you lost your toe.
25:33The doctor said it's the middle one, so your balance shouldn't be affected.
25:37I mean, this really won't change your life one little bit.
25:43Please say something.
25:46I've always dreamed that before I died, I would get to kiss a truly beautiful woman.
25:55I finally get the chance, and I end up blowing off a toe.
26:02I'm not surprised.
26:03This type of thing always happens to me, and I...
26:07I know I'll get over it.
26:11But the thing that I don't think I'll ever get over...
26:15is that when I did kiss you, you pulled away from me.
26:23Why did you do that, Brie?
26:25I was just caught off guard.
26:28But we're dating.
26:30Why would it be so surprising I would try to kiss you?
26:33I'm still married to Rex.
26:35I mean, we're not even legally separated yet.
26:37He cheated on you.
26:39You said you were going to hate him forever.
26:42You shouldn't listen to a woman who's just had her heart broken.
26:47We tend to lie.
26:56I think we're out of my life.
26:58Hi.
26:58Sorry.
27:04Lynette knew serious illness was not a matter to be treated lightly.
27:08What are you doing?
27:09I'm just picking up my sick, poor little baby boy.
27:12All right.
27:12Here.
27:14Okay.
27:14But making her yoga class was a matter of life and death.
27:18Sorry.
27:19Sorry.
27:19Excuse me.
27:20Excuse me.
27:21Hey, Lauren.
27:22Hi.
27:23We had a really rough morning.
27:25Don't give it another thought.
27:31I bet you were a cheerleader in high school, weren't you?
27:34My junior year.
27:35How'd you know?
27:36Girls like you were always cheerleaders.
27:39Clear skin, honor roll, popular.
27:42In high school, I was the girl that hung out with the freaks on the loading dock and smoked.
27:48Everyone hated us.
27:50Well, you know high school.
27:52Thank God we leave that behind.
27:54See, I don't think we do.
27:57I'm still the outsider that doesn't get invited to the cool parties.
28:00And you're still the perky cheerleader who thinks that she can pull the wool over everyone's eyes.
28:06What?
28:07You came on this trip, paid for the gas.
28:10Listen, look at you.
28:10You're changing this flat when you know I have Auto Club.
28:13You want something from me.
28:17I just know Mrs. Huber's death's been hard on you.
28:20I want to help?
28:21That's a lie.
28:23Why would you think I was lying?
28:25Because we're still in high school.
28:27The old rules apply.
28:29The cool kids only want to talk to the freaks when they need something.
28:32Now, you're not getting back in my car until you tell me what it is that you want.
28:41Okay.
28:43Look, uh, I...
28:47I just haven't always treated you well.
28:49And I want to make amends.
28:52Hmm.
28:54I still think you're full of crap.
28:56But we don't have time to debate this.
29:04You know, for what it's worth, I would have talked to you in high school.
29:07Of all the lies you've told, that's the worst.
29:12I don't know what it's worth, I don't know what it's worth, I don't know what it's worth.
29:37I want it all back.
29:40My maps, pictures, my gun, and the money.
29:43Oh, my money, you mean?
29:45You are never going to get somebody who cares as much about finding Deirdre as I do.
29:49Why?
29:50Because you loved her so much?
29:52You abandoned her, remember?
29:55You saved yourself, found yourself a nice, safe wife, and you left my daughter to rot.
29:59So forgive me if I question your level of commitment.
30:05I need to do this.
30:08Why are you fighting me?
30:09Because you haven't been moving fast enough.
30:11And I'm running out of time.
30:13What do you mean?
30:14It seems I have a tumor.
30:18Apparently it's pressing on my brain.
30:24I'm going to die.
30:26And I'd like to know what happened to my daughter before I do.
30:40Oh, that was the best class ever.
30:44I just feel terrific.
30:47Oh, Lynette, this is my friend Callie.
30:48Hi.
30:49Hi.
30:49She wanted to meet Parker.
30:51Oh, really?
30:52Why?
30:53I'm a survivor.
30:55Breast cancer.
30:56About six years ago.
30:58Can I hug your son?
31:02Sure.
31:07I know exactly what you're going through.
31:10But you're going to be brave, okay?
31:12And you are going to survive this because you are a tough little soldier.
31:24Mommy, am I dying?
31:38No, you're not dying.
31:40People just think that because I shaved your head.
31:43You shaved his head?
31:44Yeah, my brother's put bubble gum in my hair.
31:51Sorry.
31:53Excuse me.
31:54And just like that, Lynette realized the road to enlightenment and spiritual well-being was now closed to her.
32:07Oh, George.
32:11What a surprise.
32:13See ya.
32:14I've been doing a lot of thinking since we talked at the hospital.
32:19And...
32:19And?
32:21Free.
32:22I don't care what we call it.
32:24We can call it dating.
32:25We can call it hanging out.
32:26Whatever it is, I just want to be with you.
32:29See, uh...
32:30I really need our friendship back.
32:35I don't think that would be wise.
32:37Why not?
32:38Well, I mean, wouldn't you keep hoping that in time I would feel the same way about you as you
32:43feel about me?
32:46Maybe.
32:49Oh, George.
32:50I wish you wouldn't say, oh, George, like that.
32:53Like I'm so pathetic for even thinking that you could love me someday.
32:56I don't think you're pathetic.
32:57It's just that...
33:01I can't.
33:05Hot cheese.
33:07Hot cheese.
33:08Oh, George, please don't go.
33:10Why can't we talk this over?
33:12George, I'm...
33:14Oh, my God.
33:16Oh, George, here.
33:17Get away from me!
33:18Do you lean on me?
33:20I don't need you!
33:21I don't need anybody!
33:29You know, honey, tonight's the last night of the boat show.
33:32We'll be able to spend some time together before that home and garden thing next week.
33:38Carlos.
33:39I'm going to jail.
33:42And you're not going to be here when I get back.
33:45What?
33:45It's true, and I won't blame you.
33:47Don't talk like that.
33:49Everything's going to be fine.
33:51You're going to sort this mess out, and you're going to be back on top again.
33:54Gabby, they could find me guilty on every charge.
33:57I could go to prison for five years.
33:59We'd probably have to sell the house.
34:01You'd have to keep working.
34:02Okay, Carlos.
34:02If that happens, can you promise you won't ever leave?
34:10I promise.
34:12I'm going to go.
34:13I promise.
34:22This is far enough.
34:39This is far enough.
34:41No, I got it open. I'm good.
34:49So, what are you waiting for?
34:52I just need a moment, okay?
34:54Oh, of course.
34:56Take your time.
35:07Are you okay?
35:10No, I'm just so grateful.
35:14I know, I know.
35:16Miss Hoover was a good friend to you.
35:19I'm not talking about Martha.
35:23I'm grateful to you.
35:25Me?
35:26Yeah, I've been such a bitch to you over the years, and...
35:31Here you are, rowing me out to dump her ashes.
35:37Well, it's really no big deal.
35:41Yes, it is.
35:43You stepped up when nobody else would, and here I am thinking you have an ulterior motive.
35:52Oh, God, Susan, you're such a good person.
35:57And I'm such a bitch.
36:01Well, Edie, you're not that bad, and believe me, I'm not that good.
36:05Oh, yes, you are.
36:06Oh, please don't do this.
36:09Now, Martha may be gone, but the good Lord above has shown me that I'm not alone.
36:16I am so grateful that I still have a true friend.
36:24Thank you, Susan.
36:27Edie, I burned your house down.
36:29Huh?
36:30I was scared that you were sleeping with Mike, and so I let myself in, and I snuck around.
36:36I accidentally knocked a candle over, and the whole...
36:38Just...
36:39I'm so sorry.
36:42Can you ever forgive me?
36:56Roll me back.
36:59Now.
37:11I'm sorry about before shoving you.
37:14I didn't mean...
37:15I'm not going to break.
37:18I'm sorry, too.
37:21Questioning your commitment, your guts, I know better than that.
37:26Yeah, you should.
37:30I keep this with me all the time.
37:33Remind me why I'm there.
37:36If it turns out someone hurt her, I want them dead.
37:40We need to be sure before we do anything.
37:42Well, when you're sure.
37:44I know I can trust you to take care of it.
37:48After all, you already killed for her once.
38:24Yes, it's a pharmacy.
38:27My wife asked me to call.
38:28She lost her prescription.
38:31Gabriel Solis.
38:33Yeah, the birth control pills.
38:36Great, great.
38:37She'll be very relieved.
38:38Can she get enough for a couple months?
38:43Yeah, that's right.
38:44Better safe than sorry.
38:45Thanks a lot.
38:47Oh.
38:48Did you guys deliver?
39:00Edie, please talk to me.
39:06I've been thinking about this for the last 90 miles, and you don't have to forgive me.
39:12You can go to the police, kick me, you can burn my house down.
39:17You just have to know that I am so wracked with guilt, I don't think it's possible for
39:23me to suffer any more than I'm already suffering.
39:28Boy, I'd like to put that theory to the test.
39:37Well, whatever you want to do, Edie.
39:41Just know that I'm sorry.
39:50I'm not going to the police.
39:54You're not?
39:55No.
39:56The insurance company will just want to investigate, and it'll delay my check.
40:02But.
40:06There is something I want you to do for me.
40:09Of course, anything.
40:11You name it, what?
40:13I want to be invited to your poker game.
40:16Our poker games?
40:17I'm not saying I'll go.
40:18And I'm not saying that you and your little friends have to be nice to me, but.
40:22Every once in a while, yeah.
40:25Be nice to be asked.
40:29Well, we meet on Tuesdays, and it's potluck lunch.
40:33Everybody has to bring something.
40:34I'm not bringing anything.
40:35Oh, you don't have to.
40:38Well, this is good.
40:44I guess I should go take a shower and wash Mrs. Hooper off me.
40:52Hold it.
40:53I can't stand the thought of Martha's ashes going down some sewer drain.
41:01Well, Edie, I have to clean up.
41:04Well, this is such a beautiful lawn.
41:08We could put her to rest right here.
41:11On my front lawn?
41:13Why not?
41:14She could spend all of eternity looking at her house and keep an eye on the neighborhood.
41:19She'd like that.
41:22Stand over here.
41:23I'll hose you off.
41:26I don't think so.
41:29You owe me.
41:40Martha, I'm going to miss you.
42:00Death is inevitable.
42:03It's a promise made to each of us at birth.
42:06But before that promise is kept, we all hope something will happen to us.
42:14Whether it's the thrill of romance.
42:20The joy of raising a family.
42:22I'm going to get you.
42:24I'm going to get you.
42:25Or the anguish of great loss.
42:30We all hope to experience something that make our lives meaningful.
42:40But the sad fact is, not all lives have meaning.
42:46Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines.
42:54Waiting for something to happen to them.
42:59Before it's too late.
43:00Before it's too late.
43:01Before it's too late.
43:13Before it's too late.
43:19Before it's too late.
43:20Before it's too late.
43:20Before it's too late.
43:21Before it's too late.
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