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Desperate Housewives S03E22
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00:11Previously on Desperate Housewives, Carlos revealed his deepest desire.
00:16It's about children. I want them so bad.
00:19Tom forced the issue.
00:20Are you sleeping with my wife?
00:22Of course not.
00:23Rick came clean.
00:25I have feelings for you. I know you feel something for me.
00:28You can't work here anymore.
00:30And Susan's tortured love life...
00:33I was on my way to propose to you.
00:35...was finally...
00:37What would you have said?
00:37...on the mend.
00:43Exactly one year had passed since the night Mike Delfino and Susan Meyer were supposed to become engaged.
00:51So when Mike took Susan to her favorite restaurant, she just knew he was going to pop the question.
00:58What are you going to have?
01:00And when he did...
01:02The chicken.
01:04...she'd be ready with her answer.
01:07But as the evening wore on, the moment Susan had been waiting for...
01:16...failed to materialize.
01:23And though many opportunities presented themselves, the question was never asked.
01:34Until the thought began to dawn on Susan that perhaps...
01:40It never would.
01:48Pretty quiet over there. Is dinner okay?
01:51If by okay you mean uneventful, then yes.
01:56Something on your mind?
01:57Mike, what day is today?
01:59Um, Wednesday.
02:00Yes.
02:02It's also the anniversary of the day we were supposed to get engaged.
02:06A year ago tonight, you were on your way to ask me to marry you...
02:10...when you got hit by that stupid car.
02:12Wow, that was a year ago?
02:14Time really flies.
02:16Is that all you have to say?
02:19Why are you getting mad?
02:21I thought you were going to propose tonight.
02:23Susan, why would I want to commemorate the anniversary of the night that some maniac put me in a coma?
02:28Because this date has special meaning for us.
02:31I sat in front of that trailer for six hours thinking you hated me...
02:35...and a proposal would have brought the entire thing full circle.
02:39It would have turned a bad memory into a beautiful one.
02:41You really thought this through, didn't you?
02:43Yes, I did. Because I am a thoughtful person.
02:47And whenever we do get married, that is something you are going to have to work on.
02:51I'll do my best.
02:55By the way...
02:58Does that seem familiar?
03:08Oh my God, I can't believe that you did that.
03:11Well, I wanted to...
03:13How did you put it?
03:14Turn a bad memory into a beautiful one.
03:19Now go sit in front of that trailer.
03:22I promise I'll show up this time.
03:52Yes.
03:53Susan knew Mike was about to pop the question.
03:56The one she thought he'd never ask.
04:00Oh, Mike.
04:02And thanks to Susan...
04:05Will you marry me?
04:07He never did.
04:10Luckily, it wasn't the question she needed to hear.
04:13I kinda had a speech prepared, but...
04:16Sure. What the heck?
04:19It was the answer.
04:31It was the answer.
04:33From the moment we wake up in the morning...
04:35What time is this?
04:40Till our head hits the pillow at night.
04:43Did you lock the front door?
04:46Our lives are filled with questions.
04:49Did you remember to buy more shaving cream?
04:54Simple ones that are easy to answer.
04:56Can I still pull this look off?
05:00But some questions are so dangerous...
05:04The truth is not an option.
05:15Are you mad at Daddy?
05:17No.
05:19Why would you think that?
05:21Because you're not talking to him?
05:22Well, when two people have known each other...
05:25As long as Mommy and Daddy have...
05:26They don't have to always talk.
05:28In fact, a sign of a good relationship...
05:30Is being comfortable in silence.
05:31That's true.
05:33Although Mommy ignoring me last night at work...
05:34Wasn't exactly what I would call comfortable.
05:38Well, Daddy probably didn't notice...
05:41That I was unloading 20-pound bags of flour...
05:44Because he still can't lift them.
05:45So Mommy didn't exactly have time...
05:46To sit around and chew the fat.
05:48Well, you haven't wanted to chew the fat...
05:50For five days now.
05:51Come on, Lynette.
05:52Something's obviously bugging you.
05:54You wanna know it's bugging me?
05:55I'm trying to have a lovely breakfast with my family...
05:57And you're picking a fight.
05:57Who's fighting?
05:58I just wanna talk.
05:59There's nothing to talk about, okay?
06:00Just leave me alone.
06:01Fine.
06:02Good.
06:04Sorry I asked.
06:08Hey, Francois.
06:08It's Susan Meyer.
06:09Um, call me as soon as you get this.
06:11I know I told you that my wedding is off...
06:12But it's back on.
06:13And I wanna see if you're still available...
06:15To do the flowers.
06:15Bye.
06:16Oh, um, just so you know...
06:18Ian's not the groom anymore.
06:19Long story.
06:20Call me.
06:22There.
06:23I think I left messages for everyone.
06:25Are you sure it's okay for us to have the same wedding I was planning with Ian?
06:28Be honest.
06:29Well, I stole his bride.
06:31I guess I can poach his florist.
06:33Poach his?
06:34Just keep thinking there's someone I've forgotten to tell.
06:37Paper?
06:38And?
06:39Florist?
06:40Um, guests?
06:42Oh, my God.
06:44I had Julie call and cancel everyone.
06:46Just call him back.
06:47You can't invite people to a wedding on the phone.
06:49You have to send a proper invitation.
06:51You want people to think I'm a complete flake?
06:54Hi, Kurt.
06:55Susan Meyer.
06:56You did my wedding invitations.
06:57Uh, I'm gonna need another batch.
06:59Exactly the same, only change the name Ian Hainsworth to Mike Delfino.
07:02Long story.
07:03Call me.
07:14Hey, what's with the frown?
07:16You trying to get wrinkles before the wedding?
07:17No.
07:18I can't find a good flower girl.
07:20Lynette keeps hinting for me to use Penny, but I saw her in that preschool sing-along,
07:24and I'm sorry, but we are talking zero charisma.
07:26You know, I had a thought about the flower girl.
07:28I did.
07:29My cleaning lady has a daughter.
07:31Where's that picture?
07:32Ah.
07:35Look familiar?
07:36Oh, my God.
07:37She looks just like me when I was that age.
07:39Yeah, that's what I thought.
07:40See this way?
07:41The wedding procession starts with you as this beautiful little girl,
07:44ends with you as the stunning bride that you've become.
07:47I love that you're so into this wedding.
07:50Most men would be like, yeah, yeah, tell me where the church is.
07:53But you're as obsessed as me.
07:55You're like a hot groom and a gay best friend, all rolled into one.
07:59Well, can you blame me for wanting to make everything as perfect as you?
08:06Feel better?
08:08Yeah.
08:09That must have been a bad scallop in that paella last night.
08:13You'd think that half bottled tequila you drank would have disinfected it.
08:17Oh.
08:19Oh.
08:20Sorry to interrupt.
08:21Just moving some stuff over to Susan's house.
08:23You two shacking up now?
08:25Actually, we're getting married.
08:28You're kidding.
08:29Congratulations.
08:30Thanks.
08:31You don't waste any time.
08:33You know, I already wasted a year.
08:34I don't want to wake up one more day without her lying next to me.
08:37Oh, God.
08:38Here comes what's left of breakfast.
08:40And, uh, you two better be careful.
08:42All this wedding fever going around, you might catch it.
08:47Yeah, right.
08:52What?
08:53Oh, I'm sorry.
08:54I didn't realize the concept of our being married was such a thigh slapper.
08:58Come on, Edie.
09:00Look, it's way too soon for us to be talking marriage.
09:02We only just started dating.
09:03Well, I know.
09:04But, you know, we could live together.
09:07We're either at my house or your house every night anyway.
09:11Yeah, true.
09:12But...
09:13Why not?
09:14And we're not kids anymore, Carlos.
09:16And, I mean, I really care about you.
09:19Don't you care about me?
09:21Of course I do.
09:25I just took over Mike's lease yesterday.
09:27Oh, please.
09:28Old lady Sims can find another tenant.
09:30Edie, I already signed the papers.
09:32Look, I have a responsibility.
09:34You know, that rent helps pay for her nursing home.
09:36You understand, right?
09:48Mrs. Sims?
09:51Edie?
09:52Edie?
09:52Edie Brett?
09:53Hi.
09:53Are you up for a visit?
09:55Well, of course.
09:56Oh, what a nice surprise.
09:59I haven't seen you for years.
10:00Oh, I know.
10:01And I feel awful about that.
10:04I have always liked you so much.
10:07You know, Wisteria Lane hasn't been the same since you left.
10:09Well, with my arthritis, I just couldn't live alone anymore.
10:13But what I get from renting more than pays for this place.
10:16Oh, that's good.
10:17Although, with Mike Delfino getting married, your house is going to be empty now.
10:21Actually, no.
10:22A friend of Mike's just signed a lease.
10:24A very nice man.
10:26Oh, what was his name?
10:28Uh...
10:31Carlos Solis.
10:33Oh, dear.
10:34What?
10:36What did Mike tell you about Carlos?
10:38Oh, just that he's a nice, responsible man.
10:41Oh.
10:42Well, he is when he's sober.
10:44And he has a drinking problem.
10:47Well, actually, what I heard is...
10:50Oh, what am I doing?
10:52I shouldn't be indulging in idle gossip.
10:55Edie, please.
10:56Smack.
10:57He does smack.
10:58What?
10:59Good heavens.
11:00Oh.
11:02He seems such a nice man when I met him, and he's got a good job.
11:05I know.
11:07What is that term?
11:09Functional junkie.
11:10This is very upsetting.
11:13Maybe I should rethink this.
11:15No.
11:16I should learn to shut my big mouth.
11:18I mean, here I am, blathering on about drugs and prostitutes.
11:21Prostitutes?
11:22You never said anything about prostitutes.
11:24And I'm not going to.
11:28Frankly, I don't want to be on his bad side.
11:31Edie, I can't have someone like that in my house.
11:33I have to tear up the sleeves.
11:35Oh, no.
11:36I can't let you do that.
11:37Fuck with your arthritis.
11:40Here.
11:41Let me.
11:48Gabby!
11:49Oh, Susan!
11:51Julie told me about Ian.
11:52I am so sorry.
11:54You must be devastated.
11:57Hey, Gabby.
11:59I see you've picked up the pieces.
12:01We got engaged last night.
12:03We're getting married.
12:04Oh, my God!
12:05Congratulations!
12:07So forget what Julie told you about the wedding being off.
12:09It's back on.
12:10Really?
12:12Same day?
12:12Yep.
12:13I promised people a wedding and they are getting one.
12:15Well, I'm sorry.
12:16I can't make it.
12:16I have plans that day.
12:18Oh, you could change your plan.
12:19No, I really can't.
12:21Well, what could be more important to you than my wedding?
12:24Uh, my wedding?
12:27What?
12:28Oh, I see you got the invitation.
12:32You're getting married on my wedding day?
12:34Well, you canceled.
12:36And Victor was kind of in a rush because he didn't think it looked good for the mayor to be
12:39sure.
12:39He was shacking up.
12:40And every day we tried, someone had a conflict.
12:42And then your date opened up and we knew all my friends were available.
12:45And, well, you know, you too.
12:48It's really no problem.
12:49We'll find another date.
12:52Gabby, did you really think I would want to spend what would have been my wedding day watching someone else
12:55get married?
12:57I am so throwing that bouquet to you.
13:00Okay, if you think for one second.
13:02It's fine, really.
13:03Come on, Susan.
13:04We've got some calls to make.
13:06Oh, right.
13:07I have to cancel my wedding.
13:08I can't.
13:22Susan.
13:22Hi.
13:23Is this a bad time?
13:24I'm kind of in the middle of something.
13:26Okay.
13:26Well, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for getting so snippy yesterday that when I canceled my wedding
13:30you had every right to...
13:31Susan?
13:32Susan?
13:33Is that my Susan?
13:35What's wrong?
13:36I am so sorry that I could not do your wedding flowers.
13:39But the moment you canceled, your friend, her, she, how you say, scooped me up.
13:48You stole my florist?
13:50Only because I admire your taste.
13:52It's not theft, it's an homage.
13:54I have left the bouquet and the centerpiece on the table. If there are any changes, you let me know.
14:01Au revoir.
14:05Well, I gotta go.
14:09I wanna see those flowers.
14:13Oh, my God. That's my centerpiece.
14:16Of what? Now you suddenly have the trademark on peach tulips?
14:19In this town in wedding season? Yeah, I do. You might as well have used my caterer and my swing
14:23band.
14:24Yeah, listen about that.
14:25Oh, my God. Did you steal my whole wedding?
14:28It was short notice, okay? These people are booked months in advance. The only people available were the ones you
14:34just bailed on.
14:35Gabby, I spent months planning that wedding.
14:37Oh, I see what you're getting at. And you know what? You are right. You have been my de facto
14:43wedding planner and you deserve to get paid.
14:46Alright, what's the going rate? 7,000?
14:498?
14:49Gabby.
14:50Oh, right. 10. I'm not gonna haggle.
14:52I don't wanna be paid. I want my wedding back.
14:56Well, you can't have it.
14:57And if you ask me, I am doing you a really big favor.
15:01Excuse me?
15:02You are rushing into this marriage thing way too fast. Why don't you give it some time and see if
15:07you and Mike work as a couple?
15:08I'm rushing? You met Victor three months ago. I've known Mike three years.
15:13Yeah, on and off. Mostly off. What if you tie the knot in a month and realize that you miss
15:18Ian and Mike misses the coma?
15:21I cannot believe that you just said that.
15:24Okay, you know what? I came over here to give you my response card, but here. This is my response.
15:34You don't mean that. That's just a big dramatic gesture.
15:37Oh, no. No, this is a big dramatic gesture.
15:41My flowers!
15:43No, they're my flowers!
15:46Enjoy your stolen wedding!
15:54You can't do this. I just signed a lease.
15:56I'm sorry. The law says my mom has 72 hours to change her mind. She's exercising that option.
16:06Hey! What's going on?
16:08I've been evicted.
16:10What?
16:10Yeah, that was Mrs. Simms' kid. She's given me 24 hours to move out of her house.
16:15That is so weird.
16:16It gets weirder. He told me Mrs. Simms is praying for my spiritual recovery.
16:22Oh, well, when old folks see the end coming, they get all religious.
16:26I guess. So mind if I crash with you until I can find a new place?
16:31Of course not.
16:32Thanks. I'll bring my stuff over in the morning.
16:34Oh, why wait. I've got boxes in the garage. I'll help you start packing now.
16:42Edie, do you have something to do with this?
16:44What?
16:45You have to admit, it is kind of a coincidence.
16:47You ask me to move in, I say no, I get evicted.
16:50How dare you?
16:52I offer to put a roof over your head and you repay me with suspicions and insults?
16:56I don't even know that I want you in my house.
16:59Fine. I'll get a motel.
17:00Oh, whoa! Hold on. Let's not be hasty.
17:03I knew it. You were behind this.
17:09Okay. If you want to fight, fine. But let's talk about the real issue here.
17:13I mean, why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me?
17:15I told you, I don't want to talk about this.
17:17Well, you never do, but you owe me an explanation.
17:20I mean, why don't you want to move in with me?
17:22Because I'm not in love with you.
17:28Edie, I'm sorry. I really like you.
17:31No, I get it. It's just a little upsetting because I'm late.
17:44Edie, you can't be pregnant. You're on the pill.
17:45Yeah, well, I might have forgotten to take it a couple of days.
17:48And I've been nauseous for an entire week.
17:51So I went and got a pregnancy test.
17:55I figure I should find out if I'm carrying your love child.
18:00Oh, wait, my mistake. Your like child.
18:20So, what does it say?
18:22It's going to take a couple more minutes.
18:30I just peed on that. For God's sake, put it on a coaster.
18:39This is just dandy. I'm 40, single, and knocked up.
18:44But on the bright side, the dad's not into me.
18:49Edie, if you are pregnant, I'm not going to let you go through this alone.
18:52So what? You're going to be my Lamaze partner?
18:55No, I'm saying I'll step up. I'll be there to help you raise him.
19:00You serious?
19:02Hey, I was there practically every day to help you with Travers.
19:05What makes you think that I would do any less if it were actually my child?
19:09Well, thanks. That's nice to know.
19:17You know, your spare bedroom would make a great nursery.
19:26Yeah, I guess it would.
19:28I mean, it's right down the hall from the master.
19:30So we'd be able to hear him when he was crying.
19:33We? You'd move in?
19:38I told you that I would be here for you.
19:40We could even decorate his room in like a whole pirate theme.
19:44I always wanted to do that if I had a son.
19:48You know what would be really cool?
19:50To decorate his bed like a ship with a sail and a mast.
19:54Carlos, it's negative.
20:02Oh.
20:10Well, that's a relief, huh?
20:13Yeah.
20:16We really dodged a bullet.
20:21So, let's celebrate. Have a drink.
20:26Oh, and by the way, you're still welcome to stay until you find a place.
20:31It's nice of you.
20:34Thanks.
20:46I cannot thank you enough for doing this.
20:48Thanks for taking the time out of your day.
20:50Yeah, Tom, I'm not sure this is the best approach.
20:52I mean, I've never done a session before where half of a couple didn't know I was a marriage counselor.
20:56Well, tell her. Eventually. I just don't want to scare her off.
21:00Hey, Lynette.
21:01Yeah?
21:02Look who just walked in off the street.
21:04Scott McKinney.
21:05Remember? We pledged Alpha Tau together.
21:07I told you about it.
21:07You won the beer pong championship.
21:10You told her about that.
21:11Yeah, and then you threw up in the trophy.
21:13Well, that is far from his only accomplishment.
21:15He's got a Ph.D.
21:16Oh, wow.
21:18Well, I'd love to chat, but I have cheesed a grape.
21:20Honey, no, wait, please.
21:22I will do that later.
21:24I want you guys to know each other.
21:27I mean, this guy.
21:29This is my boy.
21:34So Scott got married the same year that we did.
21:37How's your wife liking Fairview?
21:38Well, her whole family's back east, so she kind of resisted the move.
21:42Really?
21:43So that was a source of conflict?
21:45Yes.
21:46Well, all couples have their conflicts.
21:47I'm sure you've had your share.
21:49Oh, sure. Now and then.
21:51Emphasis on now.
21:54Scott shared with us, we're going through kind of a rough patch.
21:57I see.
21:57Well, I'm sure it's something you will get through.
21:59The trick is to keep those lines of communication open.
22:02Boy, easier said than done.
22:05So this rough patch, what would you say is the underlying issue there?
22:13Well, Scott, I'm not sure I would say, particularly not someone I just met.
22:17He's just trying to help.
22:19If you asked me, I'd say it started when our manager, Rick, quit.
22:23Okay, and how did that make you feel, Annette?
22:27I am not answering that.
22:29This is not a therapy session.
22:31But if it were, what would you say?
22:40Oh, dear God, you didn't.
22:42Didn't what?
22:43Okay, okay. Give it up, Tom.
22:45Yes, yes, Annette, I am a couples counselor.
22:48Really? And what do you call this? Ambush therapy?
22:51It was my idea.
22:52Look, I'm just trying to get you to talk about what is going on.
22:55And don't tell me that nothing's going on.
22:57No, no, good, good. All our cards are on the table.
22:59Cram it.
23:00Okay, yeah, Tom, I've been unhappy lately.
23:03I am working through some issues, but that is something I need to do on my own.
23:07Talking about it doesn't help.
23:08Not to you, and certainly not to Dr. Beerpong.
23:16Well, I'm billing you for a whole hour, so is there anything else on your mind?
23:22I mean, I'm sorry, but this time Gabby has just crossed the line,
23:25and I will not make myself sit through her wedding.
23:28Julie thinks I'm overreacting.
23:29You don't think I'm overreacting, do you?
23:31Yeah.
23:31Yeah, a little.
23:32Absolutely not.
23:34What?
23:35She asked.
23:36Look, even if Gabby is in the wrong here, and she is hugely, hideously wrong, do you really
23:42want to boycott her wedding?
23:44She said that I would make Mike wish she was back in a coma.
23:47Huh?
23:47I think her point, and again, I wish she'd express herself a little more tactfully, was
23:52that marriage is unpredictable.
23:54We can't know what it'll be until we're in it.
23:56Don't defend that self-centered brat.
23:58She steals Susan's wedding and then expects to stay friends.
24:01She divorces Carlos and doesn't want anyone else to date him.
24:05I've never known anyone as dishonest and manipulative.
24:09Speaking of Carlos, I hear he got evicted.
24:11Yeah, that was a real shocker.
24:13Anyway, you stick to your guns and don't you dare go to that wedding.
24:17It could ruin your friendship.
24:18Are you willing to take that chance?
24:21No, I guess not.
24:23Wuss.
24:25Well, at least get her a thoughtless, crappy gift.
24:29Like a blender.
24:30I got you a blender for Christmas.
24:33And I use it every day.
24:35Gotta go.
24:57Honey, I am so sorry.
24:59I hope you don't hate me.
25:00I don't.
25:01I was just on my way to apologize to you.
25:03Just so you know I changed all my flowers.
25:04You don't have to.
25:05The hell I don't.
25:06Those peach tulips belong to you.
25:09And so do these.
25:12I was just bringing you this.
25:15Well, we got chocolate and wine.
25:17Your place or mine.
25:18Oh.
25:21I'm so glad we're doing this.
25:23I hate it when we fight.
25:24Me too.
25:25And I'm so sorry about that comment I made about Mike.
25:27It was way out of line.
25:29You guys are going to be insanely happy.
25:31I think so too.
25:32But you know, then I remember that's what I thought about me and Carl.
25:36Please.
25:37Mike is not Carl.
25:38Well, you know, when I married him, Carl wasn't Carl.
25:42I mean, I think that's why I got so mad at you.
25:45Because 99% of me is sure that we're going to be totally happy.
25:49But then what you said, it just stirred up that pesky 1%.
25:52Honey, please, if anyone should be nervous, it's me.
25:55I met Victor three months ago.
25:57I mean, I'm crazy about him.
25:59It's just the thought of saying those vows again.
26:01That's scary.
26:03And that is right.
26:05You know, marriage is like, it's like these bonbons.
26:09You never know what you're getting until you're in the middle of it.
26:13It's one of those hard jelly ones.
26:16Do you think that's an omen?
26:17Honey, you're going to be okay.
26:20All right?
26:20We're going to help each other through this.
26:22Right.
26:23Yeah.
26:24I mean, getting married is scary, but at least we'll be doing it together.
26:31Oh, my God.
26:33We should totally do that.
26:35What?
26:35Get married together.
26:38You and me?
26:39Oh.
26:40Well, I'm beyond flattered.
26:43I find you to be an incredibly attractive woman.
26:44I just...
26:45Oh, no, stupid.
26:46I mean a double wedding.
26:49Oh.
26:50Oh, I would love that.
26:52I would do, and then you wouldn't be mad at me for the date, and I wouldn't feel guilty.
26:55And we could be brides together.
26:59Oh, yes, let's celebrate.
27:02More chocolate.
27:04And just so you know, if I was a lesbian, I'd totally do you.
27:08That's good to know.
27:16It's a fact of life that brides-to-be who agree to double weddings late at night often feel differently
27:24come the dawn.
27:26This change of heart was certainly true in the case of Susan Meyer.
27:31And even more so, for Gabrielle Solis.
27:38Morning.
27:39Hi, honey.
27:41I hope I didn't wake you last night. I was at Susan's till midnight.
27:45Nothing wrong?
27:46No, not exactly. Just a small change of plans about the wedding.
27:51What kind of change?
27:54See...
27:57Susan was really upset.
28:00I mean, I've never seen Gabby so torn up with guilt.
28:03Practically in tears over this whole wedding date thing.
28:06And she kept saying, please, let me make it up to you.
28:10So after an hour of this, I suddenly heard myself say,
28:14Hey, how about a double wedding?
28:15Wanted to bite my tongue the minute it came out.
28:18She's so excited, so needy.
28:20Jumping up and down and hugging me.
28:23I mean, what could I say?
28:24So we're kind of stuck.
28:27So what do you think?
28:29I think anything that makes you happy is fine by me.
28:32Will this make you happy?
28:34No.
28:35I'm screwed.
28:36I cannot get out of this without hurting her feelings.
28:40Maybe this will help.
28:41I forbid it.
28:43Did you?
28:44Sure. Tell her that your groom's an old-fashioned guy
28:47and he doesn't want to see anybody on that altar but his bride.
28:50If she gets mad, have her take it up with me.
28:53So this is what marriage is about.
28:56Having someone to hide behind.
29:00So what do you think?
29:01You're going to have to undo this.
29:03How?
29:04I know I shouldn't have offered, but I did.
29:05I can't just take it back.
29:06Well, you're going to have to.
29:07Do you have any idea what this day means to me?
29:09I do.
29:10And I know you've worked really hard to make our wedding perfect.
29:13Exactly.
29:14Do you think I want to share it with your friend and her ex-convict fiancé?
29:19That's your problem?
29:20Gabby, I'm the mayor of this town.
29:22How's it going to look? There'll be press there.
29:23Press? At our wedding?
29:25Well, we're public figures.
29:26So all of this planning and attention to detail, that's all been about your image?
29:30Of course not. Gabby, this is going to be the proudest day of my life.
29:34And I'm not sharing the spotlight with anyone.
29:36How about the bride?
29:38Oh, please.
29:39Every eye in that place is going to be on you.
29:42Every woman will wish they were you.
29:43Every guy will wish they had you.
29:44It's going to be great.
29:47Tell your friends you're sorry.
29:48Tell them I'll even pay for their wedding.
29:50But they're not sharing mine.
30:00Here's a one-bedroom at the Oaks with a view of the golf course.
30:04That's going to go fast.
30:05You know, I'm going to call on this first thing in the morning.
30:09Or, I know this is the last thing you'd expect to hear from me, but what if you stayed here
30:16with me and we tried to have a baby?
30:24Are you serious?
30:24Well, I saw the look on your face when that test came back negative.
30:29Admit it.
30:30You were disappointed.
30:34Yeah, maybe a little.
30:38Well, so was I.
30:39You were.
30:40Yeah, I was.
30:42You know, having Travers here made me realize that I like being a mom and you're so great with him.
30:49Well, think.
30:51We could have that all the time.
30:55Edie, nobody wants a kid more than me.
30:58It's just...
30:59Yeah, yeah, we're not head over heels in love.
31:03We like each other, right?
31:06I mean, that's more than a lot of parents have going for them.
31:11It's just a very big step.
31:13Carlos, look around.
31:15Everyone's taking big steps.
31:17Gabby and Victor, Susan and Mike.
31:20And this could be our step.
31:23And we both need to love someone.
31:27No one said it had to be each other.
31:34Just think about it.
31:53Let's do it.
32:00You really want to?
32:01Yeah.
32:04I'm tired of waiting for my life to start.
32:07Oh, Carlos.
32:09Imagine, with your genes in mind, that child is going to be a knockout.
32:16I'm going to brush my teeth, I'm going to flush those birth control pills, and we're going to get cracking.
32:36Hey!
32:38Hey!
32:39Hey!
32:47How are you doing?
32:49Good!
32:49Um, listen, we need to talk.
32:52I spoke to Mike, and, uh, he's just not really into the whole double wedding thing.
32:58Mike said no.
32:59Yeah, he sort of wants a date just to be about us, so we're going to wait until the fall.
33:04I'm so sorry.
33:06No, it's okay. Victor was kind of on the fence about it, too.
33:09Oh, good! I mean, not that they said no, just because I really wanted to do it.
33:13Me too. I think it would have been so much fun.
33:15Yeah.
33:17Well, I gotta go. I gotta meet Francois.
33:20See ya.
33:22Oh, by the way, you know that 1% sliver of a doubt thing I told you about? Totally gone.
33:27Any question I had about Mike's been answered.
33:32That must feel really great.
33:35Here.
33:42I feel really good about this.
33:44I do, too.
33:46Our friends are probably gonna make fun of us.
33:48Yeah, I'm sure.
33:50But who cares? It's gonna be great.
33:53I'm so happy we're gonna be living together. We're gonna have so much fun.
33:58I'll be right out.
34:03I'll be right back.
34:20What?
34:31Okay, let's make a baby.
34:50I talked to my back doctor today.
34:52Oh, what did he have to say?
34:54He said, assuming I exercise reasonable caution, I can have sex again.
35:00And what would that have to do with me?
35:03Well, you don't seem to want to talk to me these days,
35:05so I figured it's the one thing that we can do together without speaking.
35:11Remember when I was giving birth to the twins and screaming in agony
35:14because Porter was dragging my uterus out with him?
35:17Well, I was more in the mood for sex then than I am now.
35:22Lynette, I'm your husband.
35:23I have to find a way to connect to you somehow.
35:26So we can have sex or we can talk.
35:31Look, your call.
35:34Fine.
35:35Let's have sex.
35:36What?
35:37Yeah, let's get this off.
35:38You would rather have sex with me than talk to me.
35:41Yep.
35:42Ow, ow, that hurts.
35:44I said I'd have sex.
35:45I didn't say I'd make love.
35:46Oh, you want to play rough?
35:47Because I can play rough.
35:48Ow, cut it out!
35:50Sorry, I'll try to be gentle as I move down south.
35:52Okay, okay.
35:56Okay, fine.
35:57You are mad at me.
35:59But name one thing that I have done to deserve it.
36:02You had lunch with Rick.
36:05You're damn right I did.
36:06I saw the security tape.
36:08What was I supposed to do?
36:09Pretend that nothing was going on?
36:11Nothing was going on.
36:12He never touched me.
36:13And I wasn't going to sit around and wait until he did.
36:16I am glad that I made him quit.
36:17You didn't make him quit.
36:18I fired him.
36:21What?
36:22The idiot told me he had feelings for me, which he never would have done if you hadn't pushed him.
36:25And now he's gone.
36:26It's all your fault.
36:27Ow!
36:28Oh, my back!
36:33Lynette?
36:37Honey?
36:47It'll just be a few more minutes, Mrs. Gabo.
36:49The doctor's looking at your CAT scan.
36:53This whole thing is ridiculous.
36:54I bumped my head.
36:56Lynette, you are dizzy and throwing up.
36:59Can't be too careful.
37:00Well, I feel just fine now.
37:03I'm sorry.
37:03I'm sorry.
37:04I'm sorry.
37:04I'm sorry.
37:05I'm sorry.
37:06I'm sorry.
37:06I'm sorry.
37:07When Rick said he had feelings for you, what did you say?
37:14I said that it was totally inappropriate, and then I fired him.
37:22Do you have feelings for him, Lynette?
37:24Hmm?
37:27Do you have feelings for Rick?
37:30I would never cheat on you.
37:32You know that.
37:33That's not what I asked.
37:39Did you fall for him?
37:51Oh, God.
37:55Nothing happened.
37:56He's gone.
37:57It's over.
37:58Don't tell me that it's over.
37:59We've been fighting about this all week.
38:01You miss him, don't you?
38:05Don't do this.
38:06Do you?
38:11Not now.
38:12We can't.
38:16Miss Scalvo?
38:19That's me.
38:20I'll be back.
38:22Actually, I'd rather have you both come in for this.
38:31Is it a concussion?
38:33No, it's just a bruise.
38:35Oh, good.
38:38But I noticed something in your CAT scan that concerns me.
38:42Oh.
38:43You have a few swollen lymph nodes in your neck.
38:47I want to send you in for a biopsy.
38:49A biopsy?
38:50Why?
38:51Have you noticed any change in your appetite lately?
38:54Any fatigue, fevers?
38:56Stop.
38:56Just stop.
38:58What is it you think I have?
39:00I don't want you to panic.
39:02This can be any number of things.
39:04Is one of them cancer?
39:08It could be lymphoma.
39:10We're hoping the biopsy will rule that out.
39:16If you look at the CAT scan,
39:21you can see this white area here stands out.
39:25These are called submandibular lymph nodes.
39:30Lymphoma can vary according to the type of cell that multiplies
39:33and how the cancer presents itself.
39:36There are two types,
39:37Hodgkin's N, non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
39:46From the moment we wake up in the morning
39:49till our head hits the pillow at night,
39:53our lives are filled with questions.
39:59Is it morning yet?
40:01Most are easily answered and soon forgotten.
40:04Not yet, sweetheart.
40:06Can you go back to sleep now?
40:08But some questions are much harder to ask
40:11because we're so afraid of the answer.
40:16Will I be around to watch my children grow up?
40:22Am I making a mistake by marrying this man?
40:29Could he ever truly love me?
40:35And what happens when we ask ourself the hard question
40:39and get the answer we've been hoping for?
40:45Well, that's when happiness begins.
40:57Or else we go back to...
41:00Will I be doing it?
41:02All right.
41:04Bye.
41:07Bye.
41:07Bye.
41:11Bye.
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