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Desperate Housewives S04E06
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00:12Previously on Desperate Housewives, Danielle came back home.
00:17Lynette was afraid for her children.
00:19It feels like I've ruined their childhood.
00:22Catherine's past.
00:23We know all about Chicago.
00:24Came back to haunt her.
00:25Oh, good. We're in agreement. The fountain stays.
00:28Edie made threats.
00:29If the IRS gets wind of your rainy day fund, they could make me testify against you.
00:35But evasive action was taken.
00:39I want us to be together, too, but I also want to feel good about it.
00:43And Gabby and Carlos ended their affair.
00:48Too late.
00:50Could you make it up to cash?
00:57As a little girl, Edie Britt was afraid of many things.
01:02And all the little boys in her neighborhood knew this.
01:06So they would wait for her with rubber snakes and croaking frogs and plastic spiders, hoping to make Edie scream.
01:21But once she was a big girl, Edie Britt was afraid of only one thing.
01:27That her lover might leave her.
01:30For someone else.
01:32And Carlos Solis knew this.
01:35So when he decided to go, he tried to do it quickly.
01:39What the hell is this?
01:41Mostly, to avoid her screaming.
01:43It just hasn't been working for a long, long time.
01:46That's a lie. We were happy.
01:49Come on. Let's not argue.
01:51I want us to end as friends.
01:52I bet you do.
01:53Given all I know about your finances.
01:58That's true.
01:59You know some of my secrets.
02:01But I'm betting you still care enough about me to keep them.
02:06All right.
02:07I won't say anything to anyone about your money in the Grand Caymans.
02:11On one condition.
02:14You have to tell me the truth about why you're leaving.
02:18The truth?
02:20Is there someone else?
02:23No.
02:27Thank you, Carlos.
02:29You made this a lot easier.
02:36Yes.
02:37Edie Britt had been forced to face her worst fear.
02:40And she now felt it was only fair...
02:44Hi.
02:45Um, I know a guy who's got millions in an offshore bank account.
02:50Who would I talk to about that?
02:52That Carlos should face his.
03:08Yes, it was that time of year.
03:12Halloween had come once again to Wisteria Lane.
03:15And no one was more determined to celebrate its arrival...
03:20than the gay couple who had just moved in.
03:23So which of the neighbors should we invite first?
03:25What does it matter?
03:25They all hate us.
03:26Oh, Lee, that's not true.
03:27They hate you.
03:28I'm the butch one.
03:29They can feel comfortable around.
03:29You keep telling yourself that.
03:31Let's start with Bree.
03:33She's got a gay son.
03:34I bet she's homo-friendly.
03:34Why?
03:35My mother has one and she's not.
03:41Hi.
03:42Oh, hello.
03:43We're just dropping by to let you know we're having a Halloween party.
03:46We'd love for you to come.
03:47Hmm.
03:48Well, thank you.
03:49Orson and I would be delighted.
03:50Well, you can bring your whole family if you like.
03:52Is that your daughter?
03:56Uh, no.
03:56My daughter is in Switzerland at boarding school.
03:59Who is that?
04:01My son.
04:03Trying on his costume.
04:05He's going to be Cher this year.
04:08Okay, he's definitely invited.
04:15How many times have I told you to stay away from the windows?
04:18I'm bored.
04:18You won't let me go outside.
04:19Can I at least look?
04:21What's that?
04:22Oh, we've been invited to Bob and Lee's for Halloween.
04:25A costume party.
04:26Cool.
04:27Can I go?
04:28Are you insane?
04:29It's Halloween.
04:30I'll go as a pumpkin.
04:32You are two in three weeks.
04:33Until then, no windows and no parties.
04:37So, this is going to be fun.
04:39Will you help me with a costume?
04:43Sure.
04:44How familiar are you with pop icons from the 70s?
04:52Victor, it's me.
04:54I got your message.
04:55I got to be honest.
04:56I'm very annoyed that you're not coming home today, like you promised.
05:00I told you I have something very important to tell you, and I wanted to do it in person,
05:04but now you're not going to be home for another week, and I can't wait.
05:08Victor, I'm leaving you.
05:13I can't believe I'm ending my marriage on a hotel voicemail.
05:16This is very tacky.
05:18You're forcing me to be tacky, Victor.
05:20I'm not a tacky person.
05:21I am very, very classy.
05:23Oh, hang on one second.
05:26Hello?
05:27Hey, Carlos.
05:28Yeah, I can't talk right now.
05:29I'm breaking up with Victor.
05:31No, he's not here.
05:32He's in Washington.
05:33Yeah, okay.
05:34I'll explain later.
05:37Sorry about that, Victor.
05:39Uh, anyway, it's over.
05:41Uh, we both know it wasn't working.
05:43Uh, good luck on everything, and you don't have to call me back.
05:47Okay, bye-bye.
05:54I was surprised that my doctor suggested genetic counseling.
05:58I didn't have to do that with my last baby.
06:01Well, you were 26 when you had your last child.
06:04Now you're...
06:05Careful.
06:07...old enough to benefit from this particular branch of medicine.
06:11Nice save.
06:12Now, can we just skip to the part where you tell me what's wrong with my baby?
06:15Well, we don't know if anything's wrong.
06:18So, we're just going over your family medical history just...
06:21Just to be on the safe side.
06:23Okay.
06:24My Aunt Ella has arthritis.
06:26I have two cousins with webbed feet.
06:29And there's a whole lot of third nipples on my dad's side.
06:33Apparently, I married into carny folk.
06:37Okay, Mike, what about your family?
06:40Everybody's pretty healthy.
06:41My grandmother has epilepsy.
06:43My father had high blood pressure, but he's on medication, so it's fine now.
06:49What do you mean it's fine now?
06:50He's dead?
06:51No, he's not.
06:52What makes you think that?
06:54Because that's what you told me when we first started dating.
06:58Oh.
06:59Well, I'm sorry if I gave you that impression.
07:01It wasn't an impression.
07:03You said those words, my father's dead.
07:08It's complicated.
07:09How can it be complicated?
07:10He's either dead or alive.
07:11Does it sound complicated for you, Michelle?
07:14Oh.
07:15Um, wow, I'm sorry.
07:16I got an emergency plumbing call.
07:19I'm going to have to do this later.
07:20Don't wait up.
07:27Okay, so, um, Mike's grandmother's epileptic?
07:31Yeah.
07:32But apparently his dad can rise from the dead.
07:35So let's hope the baby gets that gene.
07:42Hey, how'd the pet scan go?
07:44She was a real trooper.
07:4620 minutes inside that tube.
07:47She didn't complain once.
07:48In a couple of days, we'll know if you beat this son of a bitch.
07:51Hey, Dr. Rushton is very optimistic.
07:54Fantastic.
07:54He's the best.
07:55Hey, what do you say I ditch work and I take you to that tight place for lunch, Lynette?
08:01Is that a hole?
08:03What?
08:04In the garden there?
08:06Has something been digging in there?
08:08Oh, it might be a possum.
08:10I saw one the other day.
08:12You saw a possum and you didn't tell me?
08:14Didn't know it was front page news.
08:17Well, we got to do something about this.
08:19And we will.
08:20So do you want to bring the kids or would you prefer a gloriously romantic lunch with just
08:24me?
08:24I can't eat right now, Tom.
08:25I've got to go to the garden center and get some fencing.
08:29God, this is annoying.
08:31Can't believe you didn't tell me we have a possum.
08:33Come in.
09:01I don't know.
09:09Oh, you're up.
09:10I was just going to try not to wake you.
09:12Did you really think I was going to let you crawl in bed next to me
09:15without an explanation for your bizarre behavior?
09:18Well, what good's a dream if it's not a little unrealistic?
09:21I don't care what the issues are.
09:23You don't deny your own dad's existence.
09:27My father's in prison for murder.
09:33So can you see why I might have wanted to lie about him on a first date?
09:38Oh, my God.
09:41He's in jail for murder?
09:43Yeah.
09:45He's doing life without parole.
09:51Do you see him?
09:52I mean, do you have a relationship with him?
09:54I visit a few times a year.
10:00Well, I've got to meet him.
10:03No, I don't think that's such a good idea.
10:04Well, he's your father.
10:05I should know him.
10:07And besides, that genetic counselor said
10:08we should gather data about your family's history.
10:10Maybe your dad knows something you don't.
10:12I mean, I should meet him for the sake of our baby.
10:17Yeah, fine.
10:18We'll go see him.
10:28Mom, we're going to bake you a cake when the doctor says your cancer's gone.
10:32Great.
10:33Here, grab this.
10:36What's this stuff for?
10:38You know that possum that's been ruining our garden?
10:41Yeah, me and Preston Daniel's cruffles.
10:43Don't give him a name.
10:43He's not going to be around much longer.
10:46You're not going to hurt him, are you?
10:48Honey, I put up a fence and he burrowed right under it.
10:51The man at the garden center said these are crafty creatures
10:54and there's only one way to stop them.
10:56So you're going to kill him?
10:59Sweetie, let me ask you something.
11:01If you had to choose between Mommy's beautiful garden
11:03and a gross, mean, dirty possum,
11:07what would you pick?
11:09Scruffles.
11:11Okay, we're done talking here.
11:15You're sending me back to the convent?
11:17Well, you certainly don't seem happy here
11:20and I thought maybe you were missing the nuns and the other girls.
11:22Oh, whoopee.
11:23Knocked up sluts and celibate freaks.
11:25Start the party.
11:27Whatever.
11:28I don't care.
11:29I just want this thing out of me.
11:35You know, Danielle,
11:36I just want you to be aware that giving up this baby
11:40might be harder than you think.
11:42It won't be a problem, trust me.
11:44Well, you say that now,
11:45but once you've held your child
11:47and felt that rush of love,
11:50it can change you.
11:51Please, I hate this baby.
11:53What has it done but make me fat
11:55and ruin an entire year of my life?
11:58I'm just saying, if I were you, I might be feeling...
12:00Stop!
12:01Who says I have to feel the same things you'd feel?
12:04I'm nothing like you.
12:05You always say that like it's something to be proud of,
12:08but the day I see even a glimmer of myself in you
12:11is the day that I realize you finally started to grow up.
12:15Well, don't hold your breath.
12:18No, on second thought, do.
12:28Hello, Gabrielle.
12:29Oh!
12:32Milton!
12:34You scared me.
12:35I thought you were in Washington with Victor.
12:37I was.
12:38I got to the messages first.
12:40Oh.
12:41You can't leave him, Gabrielle.
12:44Well, if he really wanted me to stay,
12:45he would have come here himself
12:46instead of seeking Daddy on me.
12:49Oh, Victor hasn't heard the message.
12:51I erased it.
12:52Oh, great.
12:53Now I have to break up with him all over again.
12:54You know, there's a lot of talk about Victor running for governor.
12:59A divorce on the eve of the campaign
13:01could be quite damaging.
13:05And you flew all the way here to twist my arm?
13:08No, I had something a little more subtle in mind.
13:12Milton, there is no amount of money that is...
13:15Wow!
13:16Yeah.
13:16You start tacking on those zeros,
13:18it gets hard to stop.
13:20Hold on.
13:22This check is dated for next year.
13:24Exactly.
13:25If you want this money,
13:26you're going to have to stay married to my son
13:28for the next 13 months.
13:30Huh.
13:31And isn't there an election around that time?
13:34My son is destined for greatness.
13:37He will be governor.
13:38He could be president.
13:42And you're going to make sure
13:43he goes straight to the top, aren't you?
13:46Sometimes greatness needs a little nudge.
13:52What do you mean, there's nothing there?
13:54I'm sorry, Ms. Britt.
13:56I checked the number you gave me three times.
13:59That offshore account simply doesn't exist.
14:06Where is that $10 million?
14:09What $10 million?
14:10Give it a rest, Carlos.
14:12You moved that money.
14:13First of all,
14:14I deny having any illegal money,
14:16let alone moving it.
14:18Why are you talking like that?
14:20I don't know.
14:21I thought you might be wearing a wire.
14:23You're paranoid, you know that?
14:24Well, don't I have reason to be?
14:26Now, why would you care what the money is
14:27unless you were planning on using it against me?
14:30Oh, God.
14:31You think you are so clever.
14:33Well, you're not.
14:34In fact, you,
14:35you are the stupidest man I've ever met.
14:38You have no clue who you're dealing with.
14:40But believe me,
14:41you're going to pay for what you've done to me, Carlos.
14:44This game is not over.
14:46Actually, it kind of is.
14:48And if you hadn't noticed,
14:52I won.
15:01Bray.
15:02Lynette, I was just thinking about you.
15:04Did you get your test results yet?
15:06Huh?
15:07Oh, the PET scan.
15:08No, not till tomorrow.
15:09Listen, I need your help.
15:11There's a possum in my garden.
15:12Ugh, I hate possums.
15:14Not as much as me.
15:15I put out poison,
15:16but it ate around it.
15:17I got one of those humane traps,
15:19but all I trapped was Penny.
15:21How can I help?
15:23I want a gun.
15:25Really?
15:26I thought you were one of those liberal gun haters.
15:28I was the old Lynette.
15:29The new Lynette kills the possums
15:31and lets God sort them out.
15:33Well, unfortunately,
15:34our bleeding-heart town council
15:36forbids us from using live ammo
15:37in our own backyards.
15:39Wusses.
15:41I suggest you get an air rifle.
15:43It won't kill it,
15:44but it'll sting it enough
15:45to keep it away for good.
15:47Perfect.
15:47Where can I get one?
15:49Try, um, Gun City
15:50on Route 6
15:51by the Baptist Church.
15:52Tell them I sent you
15:53and they'll give you
15:53a nice discount.
15:55All right.
16:02What's so urgent?
16:05Can't say hello to a girl?
16:06Yeah, but we had a deal.
16:07We weren't going to see each other
16:08for six months.
16:09Oh, uh, yeah, about that.
16:13What if we make it 13?
16:16No, just go with me on this.
16:19What I'm about to propose
16:20will give us total financial freedom
16:22and help conniving billionaires.
16:25Dream come true.
16:27Whoa.
16:28What's this for?
16:30Milton Lang doesn't want me to leave Victor
16:31until after he runs for governor.
16:33Once the election's over,
16:35ka-ching!
16:36So basically,
16:38you're taking money
16:39to sleep with a man you don't love.
16:42Gee, if that were a job,
16:43what would you call it?
16:44I don't have to sleep with him.
16:47Just stay with him
16:48for political reasons.
16:50It's basically a modeling fee
16:51for a 13-month photo op.
16:55Absolutely not.
16:57Carlos,
16:58you're not working right now,
16:59and you know we'll never be happy
17:02if we're broke.
17:02We need this.
17:08What if we didn't?
17:10Huh?
17:12What if I had some money
17:13stashed away?
17:16Okay, remember a few years ago
17:17when I was in business with Tanaka?
17:19I was always afraid
17:20that he was going to double-cross me.
17:21Which he did.
17:23But before he did,
17:26I skimmed a little off the top.
17:29How much is a little?
17:32Ten million dollars.
17:34You embezzled ten million dollars?
17:42Actually, now it's only about 9.5.
17:44It cost me half a mil
17:45to hide it from the government
17:45and certain other people.
17:47Oh, wait, wait, wait.
17:50If this is Tanaka money,
17:51then you had it when we were married?
17:55Okay, I can sense
17:55where you're going with this.
17:56Which also means you had it
17:58when we got divorced.
17:58Look, if I told you about it,
18:00you'd take me to the cleaners.
18:01Carlos, we were married.
18:03I was entitled
18:05to half of everything you embezzled.
18:07Look, we're back together now.
18:08What does it matter?
18:09It matters that you lied to me.
18:11I can't trust you.
18:13Gabby!
18:14If I can't trust you,
18:15I don't think I can be with you.
18:17Oh, come on!
18:18I'm serious.
18:19After everything I have been through?
18:20No!
18:21No, get out!
18:22Gabby, you should be happy right now.
18:24I have millions of dollars
18:25and I want you to be with me.
18:26Oh, so you want me to sleep with you
18:29and take your money.
18:30Gee, if that were a job,
18:31what would they call it?
18:47Thanks, kid.
18:49Bear claw?
18:50Uh, no.
18:52Thank you, Nick.
18:53So, uh, Mike said
18:54you had some medical questions for me?
18:57Um, yes.
18:58The, uh, genetic counselor,
19:01um, wanted to know
19:02a couple of things.
19:07Um, is there any cancer in your family?
19:11No.
19:12Great.
19:14Uh, diabetes?
19:16Mm-mm.
19:18Wonderful.
19:19Who did you kill?
19:23Couldn't have covered this in the car?
19:26I thought she should hear it from you.
19:34I killed my boss.
19:38Huh?
19:39Okay.
19:40He wasn't my boss when I met him.
19:41He was just another guy
19:42in the loading dock, like me.
19:44A supervisor's job came up
19:46and, uh,
19:47we were both angling for it.
19:49And then Arnie,
19:51that was his name,
19:52he went to the head of the company
19:54and told him some lies about me
19:56and he got the job.
20:00So you killed him?
20:01No.
20:02I stewed about it for a few weeks.
20:05I'd see Arnie walking around
20:06with that smirk
20:07and, uh,
20:08and that tie.
20:09And I thought to myself,
20:11you know, Arnie,
20:11you don't deserve that job.
20:13You don't deserve that tie.
20:15And you don't deserve to live.
20:17So you killed him?
20:19No.
20:20I confronted him.
20:21I said, Arnie,
20:22what you did wasn't right.
20:23He just laughed in my face
20:25and said, uh,
20:26what are you gonna do about it?
20:32Then I killed him.
20:37And how did you?
20:39With the tie?
20:40I thought it was a nice touch.
20:46Well, now you know.
20:56I thought it was a nice touch.
21:00I thought it was a lot.
21:02But it wasn't really nice.
21:07But I saw it.
21:11I thought it was a great touch.
21:12I thought it was real.
21:15Eh, so weird.
21:16Oh, it was real, huh?
21:17Or Sebastian Frankenstein and Marie Antoinette.
21:21Nice.
21:22You came as a self-important queen who lost all her power.
21:25Isn't that a bit on the nose?
21:30Lee making jokes about a queen.
21:32Isn't that a bit ironic?
21:38You two look adorable.
21:41And who are you supposed to be?
21:43Sure, the beloved pop diva.
21:46It was my mom's idea.
21:47You know, the woman who freaked when she found out I was gay.
21:54Oh, my God, is that Danielle?
21:59I expressly forbid her from coming tonight.
22:01Who does she think she is?
22:04Apparently, you.
22:08Danielle, you're back!
22:09I'm not Danielle.
22:10I am Brie Van de Campot.
22:14Oh, no, no, no.
22:14No hugs, please.
22:16I'm uncomfortable with needless displays of emotion.
22:19Your costume looks great.
22:20It's so real.
22:21Oh, I could swear I felt a kick.
22:23You stop that, baby Hodge.
22:25We do not kick people unless they're servants.
22:30Why didn't you tell me she was home?
22:31Oh, it's just a quick visit.
22:32She's driving back tomorrow.
22:35To Switzerland?
22:38Let's go get some cake, dear.
22:44What do you think you're doing?
22:46Exactly what my mother wants.
22:47You did say to be more like you, right?
22:49That's not what I meant, and you know it.
22:51And as for your little imitation of me, I don't sound anything like that.
22:56Danielle?
22:58Who are you supposed to be?
22:59Really, Karen, I don't think our lord is amused when we make light of witchcraft, and you might use a
23:05coaster.
23:09Oh, I get it.
23:10She's you.
23:15I just don't see how he could not feel bad about it.
23:20I don't want to talk about this anymore.
23:29You know, I expected to meet a guy that was wracked with remorse, and instead, I'm looking across the table
23:36at this...
23:37Person.
23:38He's a person.
23:40Yeah.
23:41An evil person.
23:43No.
23:44He's a good guy who did an evil thing.
23:46There's a difference.
23:47Well, I don't see one.
23:49Look, he snapped.
23:50It happens.
23:51People snap.
23:51I did.
23:52I killed a guy.
23:54You killed a crooked cop who was coming after you.
23:56That's self-defense, and even so, you regret it, right?
23:59Yes, of course.
24:00Well, that's my point.
24:02When good people snap, they feel bad about it.
24:04Your dad doesn't.
24:05Susan, why are you getting so worked up over this?
24:08I don't know.
24:09It just bothers me.
24:10I mean, my God, Mike.
24:13He's your dad.
24:16Yeah, I know.
24:18And this conversation is exactly why I told you he was dead.
24:28Lynette?
24:31Honey, are you out here?
24:35Is that for the possum?
24:38Yeah.
24:40Now he's playing mind games with me.
24:42But I laid out some Halloween candy.
24:44Pretty soon he'll get hungry, and when he does, trick or treat.
24:52Lynette.
24:59Did you hear that?
25:00He's making his move.
25:02Lynette, I think you should come inside and lie down for a little while.
25:05No, well, he's here, Tom.
25:07I can tell.
25:10Okay.
25:11Now, now you're scaring me.
25:13Why?
25:14Look at yourself.
25:15You've declared jihad on a possum.
25:21This is not a joke, Tom.
25:23Something has attacked our home.
25:24And when that happens, you don't just stand by, you fight it.
25:27Screw this creature that has come into our lives, uninvited, and is trying to destroy us.
25:34It will not defeat me.
25:42Okay.
25:50You do what you need to do.
26:06So, Brie, have you, uh, picked a name for the baby yet?
26:09Not yet.
26:10But I'm thinking you're not good enough if it's a boy, and you'll always disappoint me if it's a girl.
26:21Okay.
26:22You made your point.
26:23Now go home.
26:24Are you kidding me?
26:25This is the most fun I've had in eight months.
26:27Do not test me, young lady, or I will drag you out of here myself.
26:30You make a scene?
26:30Ha!
26:31That's a laugh.
26:34What's wrong?
26:36I think my water just broke.
26:42Oh, dear heavenly Lord.
26:43Hey!
26:45What happened to my rug?
26:48Ha!
26:49Danielle!
26:49We agreed to say that to the end of the night.
26:52The best part of the costume is she pops the water balloon when people aren't even looking.
26:59Orson!
27:00Andrew!
27:05Do you think we can make it to the hospital?
27:08I don't think so.
27:08It's coming.
27:09Okay.
27:10Everybody, in the house.
27:11Now.
27:19Not on the couch.
27:20I just had it reupholstered.
27:21Andrew, take your sister into the kitchen.
27:23Get some towels, boil some water.
27:25Everything is going to be fine.
27:26I'm a doctor.
27:27You're a dentist.
27:28What if there are complications?
27:30Should an emergency arise, we'll simply call an amulet.
27:34A what?
27:35Ambulance.
27:36How many rum punches did you have?
27:38There was punch in that rum?
27:40I'm going back to get Adam.
27:45Bree.
27:46Bree, what's wrong?
27:47I need your services as a doctor.
27:48But before I tell you what's going on, I need you to promise that what you're about to learn will
27:52be kept in strictest confidence.
27:53Does this have anything to do with the pregnancy you've been faking?
28:00Okay.
28:01You're almost there.
28:04Danielle, you're doing great.
28:05Where's your baby?
28:07Bye.
28:11Bye.
28:12Bye.
28:14Are they home?
28:15Their lights are on.
28:17Here it comes.
28:21If they're not home, then what's that?
28:24Probably just a tape they found to scare us.
28:26Well, you know the rule.
28:27If we don't get our treat, they get a treat.
28:30Come on.
28:39Okay?
28:43It's a pretty little baby dog.
29:06How are you feeling?
29:09Tired?
29:12Did Adam leave?
29:14Uh, yeah.
29:15And he promised that no one would ever know what happened here tonight.
29:20That's good, I guess.
29:26Is he okay?
29:30He's perfect.
29:35He's, um, he's all cleaned up now.
29:38If you want to hold him.
29:52Yeah.
29:53He's just a little baby dog.
29:56I didn't think he's going to hurt.
29:57I don't think he's going to hurt.
29:57Oh.
29:59Yeah.
30:04No.
30:12Yeah.
30:22I don't think he's kind of a lawyer.
30:23He's like, I don't know.
30:25He's so tiny.
30:28He looks just like you did.
30:35Do you want to be alone with him?
30:40Do you want me to go?
30:44What should I do?
30:49You should take him.
30:53Are you sure?
31:00Sweetheart, do you feel like you're making a mistake?
31:09No, it's the right thing to do for everyone.
31:16Especially him.
31:29But you're right.
31:33It's awful.
31:46I'm going to sleep now.
31:49Okay, baby.
32:00It's okay.
32:02Here we go.
32:06Here we go.
32:16Susan, hey, it's me.
32:19Sorry to leave this message on your machine,
32:22but can you tell the other girls
32:24I'm going to be by myself for a while?
32:27I just...
32:30I'm going through some stuff and need to think.
32:34Oh, God, that's my car.
32:37Ready to take me to the airport,
32:38so I'll tell you everything when I get back.
32:40Okay? Love you. Bye.
32:45This is nice.
32:46I didn't order a stretch, but I'll take it.
32:52Victor.
32:53I tried reaching you at the house,
32:54but the maid said you'd moved out.
32:56I took the next flight home. What's going on?
33:00Well, I'm sort of leaving you.
33:03Well, I guess sort of is better than definitely.
33:06What do I have to do to make it absolutely not?
33:08I'll do anything. Just tell me.
33:10Victor, it's not that simple.
33:11We have major problems,
33:13and you never have time to talk about them,
33:15let alone fix them.
33:16Well, I guess I better make some time.
33:18Let's see.
33:21There's this weekend.
33:24There's next week.
33:26The week after.
33:27Look at that.
33:28I've got a whole month.
33:30You busy?
33:31Victor, I know you're only doing this
33:32because a divorce would hurt your run for governor.
33:38What if I don't run?
33:42You mean that?
33:43The governor's mansion is my father's dream.
33:46You know what my dream is?
33:50You.
33:53Don't run away, Gabby.
33:56If you do, please, take me with you.
34:09So, where's Mike?
34:11At the motel.
34:11I slipped out without waking him.
34:16I've been up all night thinking,
34:18and I have something to say to you.
34:20Oh?
34:23I don't believe you.
34:26I don't believe
34:27that you could kill a man
34:29and not regret it.
34:31Why do you care?
34:34Because I am carrying a baby
34:35that has your genes.
34:37If my doctor told me
34:38that there was something wrong with this baby,
34:40something physical,
34:41I could handle that.
34:42I would probably even love it more.
34:45But if my baby was born
34:47without a conscience,
34:49without a soul,
34:51I don't know what I would do.
34:53You think I don't have a soul?
34:56If you can't feel
34:57the tiniest bit of remorse
34:59overtaking a human life,
35:02no,
35:03I don't think you do.
35:07If I were to think about what I did,
35:09really,
35:10think about it,
35:13lay awake nights,
35:14trying to remember
35:15the look on that guy's face
35:17when I strangled the life out of him,
35:21pretty soon I'd go crazy.
35:26I should go.
35:28You know what I do regret?
35:32What I did to Mike.
35:34What did you do?
35:36He was a real popular kid.
35:39Everybody liked Mikey.
35:41Then,
35:42when I got sent away,
35:43suddenly,
35:45the whole town
35:45just thinks of him
35:46as the son of a murderer.
35:51Got some pretty serious demons
35:53as a result.
35:58I'm not sure
35:59that kind of darkness
36:00ever truly goes away.
36:03Well, you're wrong.
36:04He's happy.
36:06He's got a good job
36:07and a wife who loves him
36:08and a baby on the way.
36:10I had a lot going for me, too,
36:12before I threw it all away.
36:17Just
36:19keep an eye on him.
36:39Edie,
36:40if you're looking for Gabby,
36:41she just left for her yoga class.
36:43Yoga?
36:44Is that what she told you?
36:46No.
36:48No.
36:58I'm sorry.
36:59I know how angry
37:01and humiliated you must feel.
37:03But don't take it all out on Gabby.
37:06Carla seduced her.
37:07He hated you
37:08for taking his wife,
37:10so he decided
37:11to make a fool out of you.
37:17I think he deserves
37:19whatever is coming to him,
37:21don't you?
37:22No.
37:26Hey.
37:27Hey.
37:28Hey.
37:28Quiet.
37:29She's napping.
37:31Finally.
37:31How'd you get her to do that?
37:32Oh, I made her a margarita.
37:35The tequila did the rest.
37:42It's Dr. Rushton.
37:44Her oncologist?
37:49Hey.
37:50Hey.
37:51Hey, Dr. Rushton.
37:53What are you doing here?
37:54Well, so much of my job
37:56is delivering bad news
37:58that I really wanted
37:59to tell you this in person.
38:00Lynette,
38:01I got the test results back.
38:02You're clean.
38:05Are you sure?
38:07Lift notes are completely clear.
38:09Congratulations.
38:09I knew it.
38:10I knew it.
38:12Did you hear that?
38:13Did you hear that?
38:14This is so amazing.
38:15I'm gonna go get the kids.
38:17Hey, Doc.
38:18You look like you need a margarita.
38:20And even if you don't,
38:21I ain't drinking alone.
38:23Hey.
38:24Hey.
38:26Hey.
38:27Hey.
38:27Hey.
38:27Hey.
38:47Bye.
38:47Hey, let's watch this.
39:30I'm sorry.
39:35No.
39:37No.
39:50There is much to be afraid of in this world.
39:53But what we fear has nothing to do with gruesome masks, or plastic spiders, or lifelike monsters.
40:05No, it's the thoughts in our head that terrify us the most.
40:14What if she comes to regret her decision?
40:20What if he really is unhappy?
40:25What if the chance for love has passed forever?
40:32How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts?
40:36We start by reminding ourselves, what does not kill us, just makes us stronger.
41:21How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts and giggles?
41:22.
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