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Desperate Housewives S03E18
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00:12Previously on Desperate Housewives, Mike's therapy hit a snag.
00:15I keep telling you, I don't remember.
00:17Something happened at that movie.
00:18Who did you see it with?
00:19Probably Susan.
00:20Why not ask her about it?
00:21Mike, it wasn't a movie, that was us.
00:23What?
00:24That was the first night that we spent together.
00:26I saw you watching us.
00:28We were just talking.
00:29Gabby saw another side of Victor.
00:31I didn't marry an angry woman, I just divorced one.
00:33I set her up in a nice house, I gave her an allowance, and then I came and went as
00:36I pleased.
00:37I've known you for two weeks.
00:39This is the first glimpse of a guy I could actually like.
00:41Tom's back put him out of commission.
00:43It'll be a while before he's back on his feet.
00:45How much of a while?
00:46Three months.
00:47And Edie bared more than her soul for Carlos.
00:50I'm here, and I'm asking for a chance.
00:58Edie Britt had always thought of herself as passionate, aggressively, relentlessly, violently passionate.
01:10Carlos Solis had always thought of himself as passionate, romantically, spontaneously, constantly passionate.
01:22So, it was natural for Edie and Carlos to assume that if they ever had sex, it would be amazing.
01:29And in fact, it was.
01:33Amazingly bad.
01:36Morning.
01:37Morning.
01:40So, uh, last night.
01:42Yeah, I know.
01:44Wow.
01:47Super wow.
01:52Is that clock right?
01:55Oh, man, I gotta get to work.
01:56Yeah, I gotta get home.
02:00So, uh, I wish you'd do this again.
02:03Oh, definitely.
02:04You know, this week doesn't seem to be that great.
02:07Maybe...
02:07Uh, next week I'm swamped.
02:09Oh.
02:10Oh, I'll figure something out.
02:12It was at that moment Edie and Carlos had the exact same thought.
02:20Um...
02:22No.
02:25They would definitely be having sex again.
02:29Just not with each other.
02:47Bye.
03:14It's so easy to spot
03:16The lonely ones
03:20They're the people who tell stories to their plants
03:24And whisper secrets to their pets
03:28And have arguments with their TV
03:34And the loneliest of all are the ones who talk to people
03:39People who are no longer there
03:42Phone's gonna ring any second
03:43It's gonna be Lynette begging me to come over early
03:48Did I tell you that Tom had surgery on his back last week?
03:52Yep, that idiot's flat on his ass
03:54While Lynette brings home the bacon again
03:57I shouldn't judge
03:59Plenty of people didn't get what I saw in you
04:02Won't name names
04:03My sister Gail
04:06We always told her that
04:08With all the name calling and the dish throwing
04:11We really loved each other
04:15That's your 50 bucks or something like that
04:18Hello
04:20You lose, Gilbert
04:21What's up?
04:22I have to get to the restaurant early
04:24Is there any way you could come over
04:26And get the kids off to school?
04:27Hey, why am I seeing pajamas get dressed?
04:29Yeah, they are ready to go
04:30So what do you say?
04:33Oh, great, thanks
04:34I owe you big time
04:35Okay, bye
04:36All right
04:37I am heading out of here
04:38Wish me luck
04:39More interviews this morning?
04:40Yeah, but don't worry
04:42I am gonna find you the assistant manager of your dreams
04:44Are you sure?
04:45Because the last ten resumes you showed me
04:47Yeah, I know, I know
04:49Bottom of the barrel
04:50Convicts and losers
04:51You were clear about that last night
04:52And make sure that they really know how to wrangle the employees
04:54Like Kim, she never buses her tables
04:57I'm the one that told you that
04:58Oh, you're right
04:59Hey, honey, I had an idea about the specials for today
05:02I was thinking goat cheese and mushrooms
05:04Oh, for God's sake, Tom
05:11I'm gonna be late for the interviews, I really should go
05:13Honey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
05:14I know I am driving you crazy
05:16It's just that I'm feeling so guilty laying here totally worthless
05:20While you run the restaurant and the house
05:22It's okay
05:22I am gonna find a way to make this all work
05:25And you just get better
05:27Oh, Mrs. McCleskey, perfect timing
05:29Hey, make sure you have your cell phone with you
05:33Then, while you're interviewing, I'll call
05:35You can conference me in
05:38That is a great idea
05:42Hi, at some point Tom's gonna ask you to look for this
05:45You will not find it
05:48Love you
05:53Here's your beer
05:54Oh, good job, Chipmunk
05:57No phone this time
05:58I tipped the glass just like you told me to
06:00I think someone's ready to salt his first margarita glass
06:06Mommy, do you have trouble going to sleep?
06:10No
06:12Why'd you ask?
06:13Because I heard Carlos say you were bad in bed
06:17What?
06:18Why'd he say that?
06:19Do you have nightmares?
06:21Okay, sweetie
06:22I need you to focus
06:23What exactly did Carlos say and who did he say it to?
06:27I went to get my soccer ball from his yard
06:29He was on the phone talking to someone
06:31So, what does bad in bed mean?
06:36Well, it means that you're not good at making...
06:41Your bed
06:43And mommy doesn't like people saying she can't make a bed
06:46Because, trust me, nobody makes a bed as good as your mommy
06:51If you want
06:52I can tell people you're good in bed
06:56No, no, no
06:58That's fine, sweetie
06:59Uh, if you want to help mommy
07:01Just, um...
07:03Top off her breakfast
07:12Susan, I'm, uh, by the orange stand
07:14Where are you?
07:16The cheese stand?
07:18No, I don't mind you going back for free samples
07:20But if you like it so much, why not just buy some?
07:23Yeah, of course, you're right
07:25It always tastes better when it's free
07:27Okay, then, please hurry
07:30Oh
07:32Hello
07:34Hey
07:36Boy, you're everywhere these days
07:39Excuse me?
07:40Yesterday, Susan and I ran into you at the post office
07:43Last week, the movies
07:44One might think you're following us
07:45Trust me, one has better things to do than follow you around
07:51And yet, here you are
07:53Again
07:56Ian Fairview's a small town
07:57You want distance?
08:00Move to the city
08:09You've been awfully quiet since we left the market
08:11Is everything okay?
08:13Um, well, since you asked, I'm having some problems at work
08:17Really?
08:19Yes, we're in the midst of some corporate restructuring
08:23I'm gonna have to spend more time in London
08:26Oh
08:29Okay
08:30And I was thinking
08:32Maybe you and I should just, uh, relocate
08:37To London?
08:39Permanently?
08:39I know, it's sudden, but
08:41Yeah, it's sudden
08:42My whole life is here
08:44My friends, you know, Julie is still in school
08:46Susan!
09:01Ah!
09:04Oh my God!
09:06Are you okay?
09:07I'm fine.
09:08I'm fine
09:09Okay
09:11I can feel the car sinking
09:12Okay
09:13We're gonna have to get to shore
09:17Ian?
09:19How deep do you think this water is?
09:22Deep enough?
09:24Come on, let's move
09:27Susan
09:27I can't swim
09:31What?
09:33You said you played water polo
09:35I said polo
09:36With horses
09:37How can you not know how to swim?
09:39Didn't you go to summer camp?
09:40I stayed in the canoe
09:41Let it go
09:43Okay
09:44Don't panic
09:46Just grab onto my neck and I'll swim for the both of us
09:49I'm twice your size, we might drown
09:51Let's just stay here and think of something else
09:54If you stay here, you'll definitely drown
09:56You see how my plan is better?
10:05Oh, look there's somebody on the shore
10:09It's Mike!
10:11He's here!
10:12Of course he is
10:13Mike!
10:22Oh, oh
10:28Okay, okay, okay, I can walk from here
10:31Sorry, you were just gripping me so tight
10:36Oh my God
10:37Mike, you saved our lives
10:42And our cheese
10:44Ian, can you believe it?
10:47Mike saved our cheese
10:49Yes, he's quite the hero
10:50Yeah, good thing I was following you
10:53Ah
10:59Arnie, thanks for coming in
11:01We will definitely keep you in mind
11:04Okay
11:06Okay
11:07Come on, what was wrong with that guy?
11:11He kept asking what we do with the food people don't eat
11:14Alright, so he's a fat loser
11:16Who'd you expect to get for $8.50 an hour?
11:18Well, that's what we pay you and you seem happy enough
11:20Well, that's because I'm doing the beer delivery guy
11:25Okay, my fault for asking
11:28Uh, Rick Coletti?
11:31That's me
11:32Oh, great, come on over
11:35Um, your application?
11:38One second
11:43It's been bothering me, sorry
11:44No, it's great, you can spell, you are now officially the frontrunner
11:48Yeah, my, uh, grandma came over from Naples
11:50I've been making calzonas since before you were born
11:54How old do you think I am?
11:5730, 31
11:58Hmm, not afraid to shamelessly ass kiss, you are doing very well
12:02Great, you wanna skip ahead to the part where you hire me?
12:05Well, I should probably take a look at your application first
12:09Okay
12:11Okay, don't be afraid if you don't have a ton of experience
12:14I realize for what we're paying, we're not exactly gonna get a...
12:17Whoa!
12:18You were a sous chef at Kuchina?
12:20Yeah
12:21That's a five-star restaurant
12:23Actually, four
12:24Which is four more than we have
12:26Yeah, but this place has character and charm and...
12:30Have a beautiful owner
12:31Um, yeah, but seriously, why would a four-star chef want a slum at a pizza joint?
12:41Mrs. McCluskey?
12:43Mrs. McCluskey?
12:44I'm right here
12:45Keep your shirt on
12:46I need another pill
12:48And please, tell the kids to turn down the TV
12:52I yell, they turn it down
12:54I walk away, they turn it up
12:55Vicious circle
12:56Surely you can control five little kids
12:59Can I beat them?
13:00No
13:01Then my hands are tied
13:03Hi, I'm home
13:05And I got good news
13:06I found a new manager
13:08That's terrific
13:09Yeah, his name is Rick Coletti
13:11And he was a sous chef at Kuchina
13:14Kuchina, why does he want to work at our place?
13:16Yeah, I had that exact same thought
13:18And to be honest, he has a history
13:20History?
13:21You know how stressful it is working at a four-star restaurant
13:24And he, like many chefs, started using cocaine just to stay at it
13:27Oh, no, no, no, no way
13:28Well, he's been clean for almost a year
13:30We're not the Betty Ford Clinic
13:31No, I know, but I've got a really good feeling about this guy
13:34And all he wants is a fresh start
13:35I am not going to hire a junkie who's going to turn around
13:38And then hock our jukebox just to feed his habit
13:41Here, find somebody else
13:42I can't find somebody else
13:43I've interviewed 50 guys
13:45And this junkie happens to be the best of the bunch
13:47Seriously, Dom, I don't know how much longer
13:49Lynette, please, can we just talk about this later?
13:51I'm in a lot of pain right now
13:55I'm sorry
13:56Please, just do what I am asking
14:01Fine
14:03I'll, uh, keep looking
14:07Jerk
14:10I had such a good time tonight
14:12Who knew you could dance?
14:13It's one of my many hidden talents
14:15Tell you what, you invite me in for a drink
14:16I'll show you another one
14:17Not tonight, thanks
14:19So you would tanger with a man and then not have sex with him?
14:21You know that's actually against the law in Argentina
14:24Come on, we both know what's going to happen eventually
14:26And every time you say that, eventually it gets a little further away
14:30Stop begging or I'm not going to your rally tomorrow
14:33Okay, fine, I can be patient
14:34As far as I'm concerned, the chase is half the fun
14:37Half the fun?
14:38Oh, honey, if I ever do say yes
14:47You're going to adjust that percentage way down
14:50You're going to adjust that percentage way down
15:00You can't possibly be eating more cheese
15:03What?
15:04I've never heard of a midnight snack
15:07Unless you can think of something else that I can nibble on
15:10Ooh
15:13Slide over, you cheddar breath teens
15:24Oh, what's that?
15:26Oh, it's a thank you gift from Mike
15:27Oh, okay
15:30Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't we already thank him at the shore
15:33And again when he dropped us off at home
15:34Well, I don't think you can really thank somebody too many times for saving your life
15:39Oh, I wish you'd stop saying that
15:41Saying what?
15:41That he saved my life
15:42I'm fairly certain I could survive without his help
15:45And if anyone did any life saving, it was me
15:47You?
15:48Yes, if I hadn't warned you about the deer
15:50It would have gone straight through the windshield
15:51And you would have ended up with an antler through your brain
15:54Oh
15:56Um, okay
15:59That's a good point
16:00Thank you
16:02But we were in a bit of a jam there and
16:05I don't think you should be embarrassed for needing a little help
16:08Not embarrassed, I don't feel emasculated either
16:12Emasculated?
16:13Who said emasculated?
16:15And why are you not kissing me now?
16:18I'm ready when you are
16:19Mm
16:28Oh, okay
16:31Oh, I guess we're gonna cut right to the...
16:33Whoa
16:34Wow
16:38Cool
16:38Cool
16:51Don't worry, it happens to everybody
16:55Maybe it would help to talk about it
16:57No
16:58I don't want to talk about it
17:01All right
17:03We won't talk about it
17:10Want some cheese?
17:20Hey, how are you?
17:21I'm good
17:22You might not think so, but
17:24I am good
17:27Huh?
17:29Where in the hell do you get off telling people that I am bad in bed?
17:33I never said that
17:34Travers heard you on the phone
17:36Okay, I'm sorry, I was talking to my cousin in Tucson and we always trade bad date stories
17:42Oh, oh, and to think that I went out of my way to spare your feelings?
17:47What's that supposed to mean?
17:48You think you were bored?
17:50I've had more thrills leaning up against my dryer
17:52Then what was all that moaning?
17:54I was in pain!
17:56You were smashing my breasts!
17:58Oh, come on!
17:59You hunkered down on top of me like you were hiding from the border patrol
18:02I was tired
18:03You just laid there while I did all the work
18:05When we were done, I felt like I should deflate you
18:07Yeah, well, sex is like tennis
18:09When you play an inferior opponent, your game suffers
18:12Are you challenging me to a rematch?
18:20Maybe
18:20So you wanna do it again?
18:23If it'll shut you up
18:26Yeah
18:28I'll fall on that grenade
18:30Oh, there's gonna be an explosion
18:32Come on
18:46I'm prescribing a mild painkiller for your back and I will see you in a week to remove those stitches
18:51Great
18:52So, how'd you folks get so banged up? Car accident?
18:57Bad sex
19:01Really bad
19:04Okay
19:07Thanks
19:11God, what a disaster
19:13Oh, I don't know
19:14Maybe it's for the best
19:17How so?
19:18Well, we got it out of our system
19:19Now we can go back to being friends
19:21I mean, we like hanging out
19:24Travers adores you
19:26Yeah, and I wouldn't wanna ruin that
19:28Still, it doesn't make any sense
19:30Oh, I know
19:32I'm hot
19:33You're hot
19:34On paper, we should be having great sex
19:38Well, we could always try again
19:43Yeah, me neither
19:46Yes, this town is hungry for change
19:50And we have fun
19:51When Gabrielle agreed to attend Victor Lang's campaign rally
19:55She was fully prepared to be bored
19:58I give you the next mayor of Fairview, Victor Lang
20:04But when Victor took the stage, Gabrielle found herself strangely enthralled
20:10Perhaps it was the cheers that greeted his arrival
20:15Perhaps it was the confidence he exuded
20:20Or perhaps it was the effect he had on the citizens of Fairview
20:25Whatever the reason, Gabby decided
20:29Not only did Victor Lang have her vote
20:32Thank you
20:34It was time to make a campaign contribution
20:39Sorry
20:41Excuse me
20:41Excuse me
20:43Excuse me, sorry
20:44Um, I'm afraid Mr. Lang has to take an important meeting in his limo
20:49Now
20:55Radio station, Clyde
20:58What's all this about?
20:59Your speech
21:00I liked it
21:05Seriously?
21:05Here?
21:07Now?
21:07Well, you laid out all your positions
21:10Don't you wanna get acquainted with mine?
21:16Clyde, could you put up the partition, please?
21:19Yes, sir
21:19Anything else?
21:21Music
21:21Loud music
21:28Mrs. McCloskey
21:36It has been ten minutes
21:38Where's my pie?
21:41I'm unloading the dishwasher
21:43You get your damn pie when I'm done
21:46Mrs. McCluskey?
21:51I want my pie
21:52Now
21:56Oh, yeah, yeah
21:57You heard me
21:58Your being here isn't charity
22:00We pay you good money to help us
22:01So when I ask you to do something
22:02I want it done
22:07Well, here's a surprise for you
22:10I quit
22:12What?
22:13What? Why? Why?
22:14What happened?
22:15Five kids are tough enough
22:17But your husband makes six
22:18And that's where I draw the line
22:19Oh, okay, I know that Tom has been a little cranky lately
22:22No, I'm cranky
22:23He's insufferable
22:24I hate to admit this, Lynette
22:26But every time that man screams out in pain
22:28I do a little jig inside
22:29Look, I'll talk to Tom
22:31No, my mind's made up
22:31Wait, wait, wait
22:32Please don't do this, please
22:34I'm at the end of my rope
22:35I wish I could help you, Lynette
22:36I can see that you're going down
22:38But I'm just too old to get dragged down with you
22:53Okay, everybody, go on up to bed
22:55Parker, you got the baby
22:57Yeah, that's exactly right
22:59You know what to do
23:02Before you speak, just know that ever since McCluskey left
23:06I've been lying here feeling like the biggest jerk ever
23:10Tomorrow morning, I am going to call her and apologize
23:15I will fix this
23:19Well, you might also want to apologize to the customer who found a Lego in her pizza
23:25Oh, God, did the kids do that?
23:28I hope
23:30Oh, God
23:31It was so awful tonight
23:34Oh, honey
23:35You know what you need
23:39What?
23:42A scene in two
23:44Once the kids are asleep
23:48Sleep on that sexy blue thing
23:50And then sneak back down here
23:53You want to have sex?
23:55But you're immobile
23:58Okay, maybe full on sex is a little ambitious
24:01But there's other stuff that we could do
24:06But you can't bend at the waist
24:08And that pretty much leaves the heavy lifting to me
24:11Trust me, if you get us to the finish line
24:15I will cross it
24:18Ew!
24:19Is that why you apologize?
24:21Just so I'd service you?
24:23Honey, I've been trapped in this bed all day long
24:25I've been bored, I'm miserable
24:27Can't you do this one little thing for me?
24:31I have been doing everything I can to keep our heads above water
24:35I can't do you too
24:43For Gabrielle, the best part of having sex with a new man
24:47Was seeing how quickly his affection would turn to obsession
24:51No messages
24:53But when Victor failed to call the next morning
24:57No messages
24:59Or the next afternoon
25:02No messages
25:04It was Gabrielle who began obsessing
25:08Not a peep, 24 hours
25:10Well, he's busy, isn't he debating the mayor tonight?
25:13I don't care, he can find two lousy minutes for me
25:15I'm here
25:17Deal me
25:18Sorry, no poker today, Lynette had to work
25:20Want a margarita?
25:22Oh, I'd like three, but I'll start with one
25:25Miss Elise, sorry to interrupt
25:26You have any water?
25:27Yeah, in the fridge
25:36Who is that?
25:37And why don't you put your water on that lower shelf?
25:42Thank you
25:43That's Toby, he's fixing my closet
25:45Has your cocky boyfriend gotten a load of the help?
25:49Move away from that topic
25:50We had sex yesterday in his limo
25:52Oh, I love limo sex
25:53Town car or stretch?
25:55Well, stretch of course, I'm not a complete slut
25:57Hmm
25:58Point is, he hasn't called since
26:01Oh, so, how was the sex?
26:04Fantastic, as good as with Carlos
26:07Hmm, that good, huh?
26:09I'm such an idiot
26:11I gave it up way too fast, now I've lost all the power
26:13Oh, come on
26:14No, I'm serious, our mothers had the right idea
26:17They let men think they were the only ones who needed sex
26:20And women just went along as a favor
26:21Men begged for every crumb and we never lost the upper hand
26:25Yeah, no guy respects an easy conquest
26:27I make all my men wait
26:30It's true, she has a little room with magazines and an aquarium
26:34I have so missed our friendship
26:38I think if you really like this guy, you should just be honest
26:41You should tell him that you feel a little hurt
26:43Oh yeah, whining is really going to bring him to his knees
26:47You want to get this guy back in line?
26:49You hit him hard, you hit him fast
26:51Is he the jealous type?
26:53Aren't they all?
26:56So what should I do to make him jealous?
26:58I got all the shelves up
27:00Anything else?
27:08My opponent thinks we should combat prostitution by mounting surveillance cameras to embarrass the customers
27:15I call that a blatant violation of our citizens' privacy
27:18Mr. Mayor, if you're so worried about privacy, just wear a hat, keep your head down and you'll be fine
27:25Okay, thank you very much gentlemen
27:27So, let's move on to our next subject
27:31You both have said our citizens pay too much in taxes
27:34How would you attract new businesses to boost the city's tax base?
27:39Mr. Lang?
27:43Uh, Mr. Lang
27:44I'm sorry, would you, uh, uh, repeat the question please?
27:49How would you bring new business to Fairview?
27:53I would, uh, offer tax exemptions to, uh, first-year startups
27:59And that will increase our tax base?
28:03Uh, no, of course not, not at first, but when conjoined with...
28:11My opponent seems a bit overtaxed
28:19Gentlemen, there's been much talk lately regarding our local schools
28:23What would you do to improve public education?
28:27Mr. Lang?
28:32There you go, woo!
28:34Sorry for the wait
28:35Miss, please
28:36I will be right there
28:40Oh my god, Mrs. Scalvo, I'm so sorry
28:42Don't cry!
28:43Just clean.
28:44Miss, if you could just...
28:45I swear, I will be there in one second
28:51Let me guess, it's a bad time?
28:53Oh my god, Rick, I never got back to you, I am so sorry
28:56It's okay. I didn't mind waiting. So long as it's good news for me now.
29:01Look, I think you're great, and we would be lucky to have you.
29:05It's just my husband isn't really comfortable...
29:08With an ex-drug addict in his kitchen.
29:11You can drug test me every week. Anything you want.
29:15I just... I really need this job.
29:21Miss!
29:22Could you excuse me a second?
29:25I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's up?
29:28I hate my calzone.
29:29Oh? What's wrong with it?
29:30It's just not good, and I want a new one.
29:33All right. All right. I will put your order in, but the kitchen's a little backed up.
29:36Not my problem. You gave me a sucky calzone.
29:39I don't care if you have to get back there and make it yourself.
29:50I can't do this.
29:55It's just...
30:05What is this?
30:08I'll make you a new calzone, sir.
30:10Fresh basil, garlic. You like sun-dried tomatoes?
30:13Yeah, sounds good.
30:15Hey, is she all right?
30:18Yeah, it's her grandma's calzone recipe. She takes criticism very personally.
30:26Fresh some dough for a calzone for me, and, uh, let me get someone to chop some basil.
30:31Yeah, okay. Uh, who are you?
30:34I'm Rick.
30:35You work here now?
30:43Looks like I do.
30:51Oh, is that new?
30:53I just bought it.
30:55But if you don't like it, feel free to rip it off me.
30:59Actually, I have this book proposal to discuss at an 8 a.m. meeting, so I can't really...
31:04Well, that's okay. You gotta work. You gotta work.
31:08So, um, I was thinking about London.
31:12Oh?
31:13Yeah.
31:16Julie's gonna be applying to colleges soon, and, uh, a year abroad could give her a real boost.
31:24So, let's do it.
31:26Are you serious?
31:28Yes.
31:29I want to spend time in your world.
31:32I want to play cricket, and I want to eat crumpets, and I want to use the word, ghostly.
31:39God, Susan, you have no idea how excited this makes me feel.
31:43Well, mm, my thigh is getting an oogling.
31:46Mm, we'll call the realtor first thing in the morning, and put our houses on the market.
31:50Mm, not mine, okay? That way we can use it when we visit.
31:53Mm, that's what hotels are for, darling.
31:54Mm, I want to sell my house. Everybody I love is on this street.
32:01Um, what happened?
32:04I was feeling tired.
32:06You weren't tired a second ago.
32:08I'm not in the mood, all right?
32:11Why not?
32:12You know, I'm not used to being grilled about my sex drive.
32:15Well, I'm not used to guys bailing on me in the middle of foreplay.
32:19And by guys, of course, you mean Mike.
32:22What?
32:22Well, I'm sure good old Mike was ready and able 24-7.
32:27You're not actually...
32:30Oh, okay, um, that's it.
32:32Um, um, I've had it.
32:35Susan!
32:35Really, really, I can't have this conversation one more time.
32:39I've done nothing but prove my love to you for the last year, and you cannot shut up about Mike.
32:44I don't trust the man.
32:45Well, you don't have to trust Mike.
32:47You have to trust me, and you don't.
32:52That's what going to England's about, isn't it?
32:54You're just trying to get me away from Mike.
32:56Well, you know what?
32:57Screw it.
32:58I'm not going.
32:58And if you ever bring up his name again, we're over.
33:01Got it?
33:01Over.
33:25Hi.
33:27This is from me and Ian.
33:31An electric juicer.
33:34Yeah, well, you know, you try to think of a more appropriate, thank you for saving my life gift.
33:40Oh.
33:43This works fine for me.
33:47Good.
33:55I should go.
33:57You okay?
34:01Yeah.
34:04I'm good.
34:05You sure about that?
34:09Yeah.
34:12Yeah, it's just, um...
34:16You know, Ian and I had a little...
34:21thing with...
34:22You know, Ian...
34:23...
34:23...
34:23...
34:24...
34:38...
34:46Hi.
34:48Hi.
34:53Ian, about what I said...
34:55You were right.
34:57You've never given me reason to doubt you.
35:00I'm an insecure idiot.
35:04I don't deserve you, Susan.
35:06But if you'll please keep pretending that I do...
35:09I swear I will not utter a single jealous word...
35:12for the rest of our lives together.
35:36Gabby, it's Victor. What the hell were you thinking?
35:37That little stunt of yours almost cost me the debate.
35:45It's me again.
35:46Okay, I get it.
35:47I forgot to call and you were mad.
35:49But still, you...
35:55Hi. I hope you got the flowers.
35:57Again, I am so sorry for not calling you.
36:05Gabby, come on.
36:06What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
36:08I'll do anything you want.
36:16Brought you some flowers.
36:18In case the other three bouquets got lonely.
36:22You can go now.
36:22I don't want to take any more time out of your busy schedule.
36:25For God's sake, Gabby, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
36:28What I did was thoughtless and inconsiderate.
36:30Yes, it was.
36:31But what you did was flat-out vicious.
36:33Just trying to get your attention.
36:34By humiliating me in public.
36:35Hey, you hurt me.
36:36If I have to strike back hard to protect myself...
36:38Is that what you think this is?
36:40Combat?
36:41I've been taken for granted before, and I'm not gonna let it happen again.
36:44If I'm gonna give myself to you, you damn well better worship me.
36:47And I will do that.
36:48Morning and evening services.
36:50Good.
36:51But you have to stop treating this relationship like it's a boxing match.
36:54Only one of us can win.
36:56Maybe you haven't noticed, but I'm in love with you.
36:59So it'd be nice if you could take the gloves off and trust me.
37:04You're in love with me?
37:06Yeah.
37:10My campaign, that's about winning.
37:14This, you and me, it's about happiness.
37:19And we could both use a little.
37:24But maybe you need some more time to think about it.
37:41Look, no gloves.
37:53Travers conked out the moment his head hit the pillow.
37:57Poor little guy was beat.
37:59Well, he should be.
38:00He covered every inch of that zoo.
38:02Oh.
38:03Oh, check this out.
38:04You and Travers at the monkey house.
38:06Oh, I look squinty.
38:07Delete, delete.
38:10Oh, there's the one the pretzel guy took.
38:11Oh, look at the three of us.
38:13You have to email me that one.
38:14Isn't that great?
38:15Mm-hmm.
38:16You know, he thought that Travers had my eyes.
38:20Seriously?
38:20He totally thought we were family.
38:22Oh, well, if we were, we'd be one hell of a good looking one.
38:26Hmm.
38:27Hmm.
38:28Yeah.
38:29Nothing better than family.
38:33Hmm.
38:59Oh, wow.
39:01Yeah.
39:02And this time I really mean it.
39:05Yeah.
39:05Oh.
39:06Me too.
39:08Hmm.
39:12Well, you gonna say anything?
39:15To be honest, I've heard better apologies.
39:18But I know how hard this must have been for you.
39:21And that makes me happy.
39:23So I accept.
39:25Thanks.
39:27That's big of you.
39:28And it's big of you to admit you're a chucklehead.
39:30I'll see you tomorrow.
39:33Did you hear that, Gilbert?
39:35He apologized.
39:36I mean, I know he did it just for her sake.
39:38But still.
39:41Maybe they have a good marriage after all.
39:45But they'll never have what we had.
39:48Will they, Gilbert?
39:50Not by a long shot.
39:54Passion.
39:56It's a force so potent we still remember it long after it's faded away.
40:03A drive so alluring it can push us into the arms of unexpected lovers.
40:11A sensation so overwhelming it can knock down walls we've built to protect our hearts.
40:19A feeling so intense it resurfaces, even though we tried so hard to keep it buried.
40:29Yes.
40:30Of all emotions, passion is the one that gives us a reason to live.
40:36And an excuse to commit all sorts of crimes.
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