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Desperate Housewives S01E07
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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:02Exactly what is it you hired me to do?
00:04Someone sent that note to my wife, and I need to know who.
00:06Some secrets were discovered.
00:08After my mom died, I started remembering what happened to Dana.
00:11Who's Dana? What are you doing here?
00:13Some secrets were uncovered.
00:15It could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.
00:17Don't worry about it. I'm not letting her out of my sight.
00:20And some secrets?
00:21Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.
00:24How do you cram it all in?
00:25We're shared.
00:26That's ADD medication.
00:36Competition. It means different things to different people.
00:40In suburbia, it means keeping up with the Joneses.
00:44On Wisteria Lane, that means keeping up with Bree Vandekamp.
00:49Everyone knew Bree had the nicest lawn in the neighborhood.
00:53And no one begrudged her this.
00:55No one, that is, except Martha Huber, whose own lawn paled in comparison.
01:05No matter how carefully she trimmed, or how lovingly she watered,
01:12or how generously she fertilized, the grass was always greener on the other side of the fence.
01:26Hello, Victor. How are you today?
01:29Out jogging again?
01:31Here, here's my brother.
01:33Would you like a slurp from my hose?
01:43Victor? Victor?
01:46Don't worry. I'm going to get an ambulance.
01:51Then one day, Mrs. Hooper finally got the chance to mow down the competition.
02:12Help!
02:14Company, help!
02:19What happened?
02:20It collapsed on your hydrangeas.
02:22Call 9-1-1!
02:39Yes.
02:41Mrs. Hooper understood the first rule of competition.
02:45In order to win, you have to want it more.
02:55In order to win, you have to want it more.
03:32When I was alive, my friends and I came together once a month for a meeting of the Wisteria Lane
03:38Book Club.
03:39We found the problems of literary characters so absorbing.
03:43The way they dealt with adversity.
03:47Conducted illicit affairs.
03:51Endured domestic dramas.
03:55Implanned romantic conquests.
03:57But since my death, my friends had lost their interest in fiction.
04:04So, what did everybody think?
04:07Their own problems had become absorbing enough.
04:10I thought the character of Madame Bovary was very inspirational.
04:16Inspirational?
04:17She poisons herself with arsenic.
04:20Really?
04:21You didn't read until the end?
04:23I stopped after page 50.
04:25Am I the only one who read the book?
04:27I saw the movie. It was really good.
04:30Ladies, I'm sorry, but what is the point of having a book club if we don't read the book?
04:36More wine?
04:37Always.
04:39So, uh, Reba, Emma and Lori, why don't you girls come to the kitchen and help me with the snacks?
04:45Sure.
04:47I will be right in.
04:51God, I couldn't wait to get rid of them.
04:54Okay.
04:55Lynette said that you found Zach.
04:57He's at a rehabilitation center.
04:59And Julie snuck in and actually talked to him.
05:02Did he say anything about his mother's suicide?
05:03There wasn't enough time, but he did say one thing that was kind of mysterious.
05:06He said something happened to someone named Dana and that he could never ever talk about it.
05:12Who the hell's Dana?
05:13That's the mystery part.
05:14I figured Dana has something to do with what Mary Alice was trying to hide.
05:18So somebody found out Mary Alice's secret and sent the note.
05:22So who the hell is that?
05:27The stationery is partial number 17, 100% cotton.
05:30It's made by Cypress office products.
05:33They have stores in 12 cities, including yours.
05:36Let me trace that postmark back to your local post office.
05:40Meaning?
05:42Meaning that the blackmail is probably someone you know.
05:45A neighbor, milkman, pool boy, soccer mom.
05:50Soccer mom?
05:52Mr. Young, sometimes evil drives a minivan.
05:57I had this gig once.
05:58Tracking down this PTA mom was hell-bent on landing her daughter a spot on the parade float.
06:05Fed antifreeze to half the homecoming committee.
06:11Did you catch her?
06:13Mr. Young.
06:16The people who hired me didn't hire me to catch her.
06:26Wow, honey, this place looks spotless.
06:30Thanks.
06:31Hey, so listen.
06:32I have come up with this killer idea for the spotless scrub campaign.
06:37Great, you wanna run it by me?
06:39Uh, no. I'm good. But thanks.
06:42Oh, okay.
06:44Well, that's the thing. You know how whenever I pitch in the boardroom, O'Rourke and Hennessy always tear my
06:47ideas down in front of the partners?
06:49Yeah?
06:49I invited the partners and their wives over so I could pitch to them here.
06:54And I thought maybe we could make a formal dinner for six, we could sit, we could-
06:57And when exactly would this formal dinner take place?
06:59Uh, day after tomorrow.
07:01Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. It's short notice, I just-
07:04You think? How am I supposed to pull off a formal dinner with no warning?
07:07I don't know. Bree Vandicamp does this kind of thing all the time, I-
07:12And what did you say?
07:14Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. That's-
07:16You know what? Forget it. I'll call and I'll cancel. Just don't worry about it.
07:19No, no. Let's- Let's do it.
07:23Really?
07:26Yeah. It's good for your career. I'll pull it off.
07:30Yes. Honey, thank you. So much. You know what? I promise. I land this account and I'm gonna buy you
07:36something awful pretty.
07:40Luckily for Tom, Lynette had a recipe for success.
07:52Unfortunately for her, she was missing the secret ingredient.
08:11Yeah?
08:12It's me. Don't turn around. My mother-in-law can see you.
08:15I hate that she's always watching us.
08:17So meet me at the motel in an hour?
08:21John?
08:22Uh, I- I've got plans.
08:25So cancel.
08:26They're with Danielle. We're going to the movies.
08:29That sounds like a date.
08:31Yeah.
08:33Well, I have a problem with you seeing other girls.
08:36Well, I have a problem with you having a husband.
08:38I guess we'll both have to learn to deal.
09:04Don't even try to make it up to me by talking dirty.
09:08Hello?
09:10Hello?
09:11Hello?
09:29Mr. and Mrs. Van Kemp.
09:32So, your son decided to entertain some of his friends yesterday by shoving a freshman's head into a locker.
09:38This was the Johnson boy?
09:40Yes. He broke the boy's nose.
09:42Because of our no-tolerance policy, your son may face expulsion.
09:45You're gonna ruin his whole future over a little roughhousing?
09:47Rex, this was practically assault.
09:50Uh, Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong, but in his defense, his mother and I are going through
09:55severe marital problems.
09:57Oh, is that relevant?
09:58Our marriage is disintegrating.
10:00Of course Andrew was acting out. He has every right to be angry.
10:02If Andrew's angry about you moving out of the house, then perhaps he should shove your head into a locker.
10:07All I'm saying is that we need to take some of the responsibility here.
10:11So does Andrew. Blaming his actions on our problems, which are not so serious, does not help him.
10:17Our problems are serious.
10:18Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.
10:21Bree, I've gone to an attorney. You're gonna be served with divorce papers later today.
10:26You went to an attorney?
10:28Yeah. And a good one, too.
10:32Well, he better be good, because when I'm finished with you, you won't have a cent to your name.
10:37Bring it on.
10:40Perhaps detention is the way to go.
10:43Mom, you're getting too dressed up.
10:45I know, but I want to look really sexy.
10:47I told Mike I expect him to have you home by 11.
10:50Hmm. How about midnight?
10:52All right, but no later. You know how I worry.
10:55So, you got protection?
10:57Oh, my God. We are so not having this conversation.
11:01We are, because I enjoy being an only child.
11:04Are you finished?
11:06Almost.
11:06Almost.
11:07You know, I always assumed I'd have sex for the first time before you had it again.
11:11Okay, you can leave now.
11:14Yeah.
11:18What do you think? Trying too hard?
11:22Yeah, well, what do you know?
11:2330 degrees outside, and you're wearing fur.
11:35Hey, Mike.
11:51Hey, Edie.
11:55Wow.
11:56Got a load of you.
11:58You look so pretty.
11:59I hardly recognize you.
12:01Oh, this?
12:03Well, I have a date.
12:05Right now.
12:06With Mike.
12:09We kissed.
12:10FYI.
12:21Ooh, love the jacket. Good choice.
12:24Um, look, Susan, I'm really sorry, but I've got to cancel.
12:28I have an unexpected house guest.
12:32Coming through.
12:33Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Kendra.
12:35Susan.
12:37I'm gonna run to the car and get my stuff.
12:43I know how this looks, but there's nothing between us.
12:47Kendra's just an old friend.
12:48Old friend?
12:50Yeah, you know.
12:51Yeah, yeah.
12:52No, actually, no. I don't know.
12:54So, by old friend, you mean college pal, bowling buddy, saved you from drowning?
12:58It's hard to explain.
13:00Could you give it a shot?
13:04Mike, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower.
13:09Look, I promise I'll make this up to you.
13:15And you look amazing.
13:18Mike, where are the towels?
13:24Thanks.
13:30Hey!
13:31How was your big date?
13:34Mike had to reschedule.
13:37Oh, because of the hot girl?
13:39With the suitcase?
13:40Over there?
13:43Gosh, how devastating for you.
13:45FYI.
13:59Look, I just want to move this place fast. I'll do whatever we have to do.
14:03Well, that's good to know.
14:05You do realize that you're gonna have to disclose the fact that your wife killed herself in the house.
14:09I am?
14:10Oh, yeah.
14:12Legal crap.
14:13And people get really freaked out by suicide.
14:16You can't blame them.
14:18Hell, I got the willies just standing here.
14:21Is there any way to get around it?
14:23Off the record?
14:26You could say that she shot herself in the living room and then crawled out back to die.
14:33Well, I'm just saying.
14:38Oh, I gotta go.
14:39I'll call you tomorrow.
14:46Edie, wait!
14:57Paul had always known Edie Britt was capable of doing anything to close a deal.
15:06But now he realized she was capable of so much more.
15:13Hey, Danielle.
15:15Hey, Mrs. Solis.
15:18Oh, Danielle.
15:21Remember when you said you wanted to be a model?
15:23You remember that? That was like last summer.
15:25Well, as it turns out, Perfect Modeling Academy has an opening for their summer program.
15:29Would you like me to sponsor you?
15:30Would I? Oh, my God. That's like one of the best schools in the country.
15:33You would do that for me?
15:35I sure would.
15:36I would so love to go to New York.
15:39Oh, and I would so love to help you get there.
15:50Hey, Jordana.
15:51Hey, Linda. How are you?
15:55You look a little tired.
15:56Is everything okay?
15:58Actually, I'm getting ready for a dinner party tomorrow night. Six people.
16:01Sounds fun.
16:02Big fun.
16:04Say, you didn't have any of your kids' ADD medication that you could spare just to get me over to
16:09home.
16:09Tina!
16:11Don't push your sister.
16:13Gosh, Lynette.
16:15I'm really running low.
16:17I need all my energy I can get.
16:19My sister Elaine and her kids are flying in town for a week.
16:23Yeah, that's exciting. I wish my sister would visit more often.
16:27Yeah, sisters are great.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Just three or four pills. I'm really hitting a wall here.
16:32Yeah, the calm down can be a real bitch.
16:35I wish I could help.
16:38I'm not gonna forget about this, Jordana.
16:41What's that supposed to mean?
16:42It means come Girl Scout cookie time.
16:44Don't bother bringing in our little Tina because we won't be home.
16:53What's all this about?
16:57You both know that your mother and I have been unhappy for quite a while.
17:00After a lot of soul searching, we've decided that it would be better if we got divorced.
17:04But whatever problems your father and I may have, it doesn't change the fact that we love you very, very
17:09much.
17:11I've got a question.
17:12Go ahead, sweetheart. Ask whatever you want.
17:15Can I live with Dan?
17:17I mean, come on, Mom. Let's face it. We drive each other crazy.
17:28Is that what you would prefer, Danielle? To live with your father?
17:31I don't really care as long as I have my own bathroom.
17:38Um, all this, um, wine has given me a headache.
17:57Six weeks in the suburban jungle and this is all you got?
18:01There are over 300 families in this subdivision. It'll take time to check them all out.
18:06Dad said last time he saw you, you were ready to quit.
18:09Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
18:10Well, this is a gigantic waste of your time and my father's money.
18:14Are you afraid of the old man burning through your inheritance?
18:17That's not funny.
18:20Mike, here's the thing.
18:22What?
18:24Dad can't chase ghosts alone.
18:26If you stop, he'll have to accept it's over.
18:29Let me have my father back.
18:31If I quit, he'll just hire somebody else.
18:33Not if you tell him there's nothing here to find.
18:37Well, I can't do that.
18:43What happens when your girlfriend finds out you're not just this sweet, neighborly plumber?
18:53You're lying to her, Mike.
19:01Oh, here it is.
19:03Great.
19:04This will keep the crab dip warm.
19:06It took forever to shell the little buggers, but it'll be worth it.
19:08You shelled your own crabs?
19:11Okay, I don't want to bet in, but are you doing too much?
19:13Because you look exhausted.
19:14Oh, I'm fine.
19:15I just need some coffee.
19:20Oh, my God.
19:22Look at this embroidery.
19:25Dana.
19:26Where did this come from?
19:29Paul Young's garage sale.
19:37Dana.
19:39Wow.
19:41Dana was a baby.
19:54Surprise.
19:56No way.
19:57Yup.
19:57No way.
19:58No way.
19:58No way.
19:58No, it's all yours.
19:59Here are the keys.
20:00Rex?
20:01What's this about?
20:02I went and splurged a little.
20:05Oh, Danielle.
20:06Here's your present.
20:08Luggage?
20:09Yeah.
20:09It's to take with you to the Perchick Modeling Academy.
20:11I'm footing the entire bill.
20:13You mean that I can really go to New York?
20:15Wait, wait a minute.
20:16What's all this about a modeling academy?
20:17It's my new career.
20:18Mrs. Solis is sponsoring me.
20:20Who is she now?
20:21And when were you planning on telling me?
20:22She told me.
20:23And I think it's a great idea.
20:24Don't you two see what he's doing?
20:26He's trying to get you on his side.
20:27He's trying to buy your love.
20:29Oh, for God's sake.
20:29Don't be paranoid.
20:30A car?
20:31A modeling academy?
20:33You should have discussed these gifts with me first.
20:35I'm sorry, kids, but we cannot accept them.
20:38Dad, you can't let her do this.
20:40Brie, we just told the kids we're getting divorced.
20:42Isn't it time to spoil him a little?
20:44I said no.
20:46You know what?
20:48They're my kids, too, and I can give them anything I want.
20:52There you go.
20:53Thank you, Daddy.
21:21Did you offer to help Danielle get into modeling school?
21:24What?
21:25Uh, yes.
21:27No, um...
21:28Is that how she heard it?
21:30Yes!
21:31Gabrielle, did you or did you not offer to sponsor her?
21:34I just wanted to help out.
21:36Well, it's in New York, for God's sake.
21:38Why on earth would you suggest that?
21:41It's her dream.
21:42And don't you want her to be happy?
21:44No.
21:45And in the future, I would appreciate you keeping your ridiculous ideas to yourself.
21:51Brie!
21:59John.
22:03John!
22:04You're so jealous of Danielle, you try to ship her off to New York?
22:06I'm not jealous.
22:08I just don't like to share.
22:10Well, you know what?
22:11I quit.
22:12The yard, us, everything.
22:14Oh, don't be that way.
22:15What's the point if we can never be together?
22:17You know, an hour here, an hour there?
22:20I don't want us to end on a bad note.
22:23Carlos has this black tie thing tonight.
22:25I could slip...
22:26Mrs. Elise!
22:27John, please.
22:30What we had was so special.
22:34I think it deserves a proper goodbye.
22:39We'd, um...
22:40We'd still be over, though.
22:41Of course.
22:56I knew this play date was a good idea.
22:59Oh, yeah.
22:59Thank you for suggesting it.
23:01Your boys are the only ones I know who could tire out to me.
23:06Yep.
23:07He's a feisty one.
23:09Hey!
23:09Word on the street is, um, you've been medicating Timmy?
23:12Oh, yeah.
23:13For his ADD.
23:14The pills have been a godsend.
23:17I bet.
23:20Can I use your bathroom?
23:40As Lynette swallowed the stolen medication of an eight-year-old child, she vowed she'd never again sink to such
23:49depths.
23:54Anytime soon.
24:05Well, looks like you've got your blackmailer.
24:09Is it time to bring in the police?
24:12That's not really an option for me.
24:14Hmm.
24:17Before my wife shot herself, we lived a life that I was proud of.
24:22We loved each other.
24:24We had values.
24:25We went to church.
24:26We gave to charity.
24:28We were good people, Mr. Shaw.
24:29Oh, I believe you.
24:33That's why it's so incomprehensible to me that Edie Britt would try to destroy us.
24:39Well, you've suffered a great loss.
24:41Before your pain healed, that's gonna take some time.
24:46I can't wait.
24:49I need help now.
24:55For five grand, she's hurt.
24:57Ten grand, she's gone.
25:15I can't wait.
25:17I can't wait.
25:18I can't wait.
25:18I can't wait.
25:20I can't wait.
25:21I can't wait.
25:21I can't wait.
25:22I can't wait.
25:23I can't wait.
25:23Mom, what's going on?
25:24Oh, I'm throwing you out.
25:25I've separated all your things into two sides.
25:27This side is yours, Danielle, and the other one is Andrew's.
25:32Okay, you've lost it.
25:33Where are we supposed to live?
25:35Darned if I know.
25:36Uh, Danielle, everything in the north quadrant of your side is clothes and books and such,
25:40and the south side are miscellaneous items.
25:42Mom, this isn't gonna work.
25:44Okay, I'm not giving up my car.
25:45That's a smart idea, because you're probably gonna have to sleep in it for a while.
25:51Mom, you can't stop us from going back inside the house.
25:54Oh, no?
25:55That's up, Mr. Conlon, the locksmith.
25:57He's been very helpful today.
25:59Of course, I could give you the new keys,
26:01which would mean you'd have to adhere to my rules,
26:03which include giving back your father's gifts.
26:12Okay, fine.
26:13You win.
26:13I won't go to New York.
26:20I'm outta here.
26:26Oh, hello.
26:27Welcome.
26:28I'm Edie.
26:29Hi.
26:29How do you do?
26:30Hi.
26:30The open house in the suburbs?
26:32This is beyond kitsch.
26:33Just behave yourself.
26:35This is one of the houses on the street I've had a hard time getting into.
26:37God, I wish you would let this go.
26:39I'm taking you out for drinks tonight.
26:41There's this cowboy bar called the Saddle Ranch.
26:43You need to see.
26:43Why?
26:44It's the last place anybody ever saw your sister.
26:51Susan.
26:53What brings you here?
26:54I just wanted to say goodbye to Mary Alice's house before somebody else moved in.
27:00Aw.
27:01That sounds almost plausible.
27:04I beg your pardon?
27:05Oh, come on.
27:08We both know why you're here.
27:10And the answer is yes.
27:11They are having sex.
27:13No question.
27:15You know what you're talking about.
27:16They're just friends.
27:17Think so?
27:18I overheard them say that they're going to Saddle Ranch tonight for drinks and dancing.
27:24So friends can do that.
27:27Oh, my God.
27:28I just want to slap and shake you.
27:36Where did you say they were going tonight?
27:48I don't know why I let you talk me into coming here.
27:50There is obviously nothing going on between them.
27:53Where are you going?
27:54I'm going to the bathroom and I'm going home.
27:56I don't want Mike to catch me here.
27:58It's only been ten minutes.
28:00She could be waiting to make her move.
28:04Come on.
28:05Oh, come on.
28:06You're not going to beat a girl like that by knocking off early.
28:08It's not a competition.
28:10The hell it isn't.
28:12Good night, Edie.
28:15Suit yourself.
28:16But for the record, I was rooting for you to land him.
28:21And why would you root for me?
28:24Well, I figured it would be easier for me to steal Mike from you than her.
28:28She seems like fun.
28:33Just take some antacid.
28:35It's not those kind of cramps.
28:37This is a business dinner.
28:39It's important.
28:43Relax.
28:44You and I can go alone.
28:46Gabriel can stay here and get better.
28:50Fine.
28:52See you in a couple of hours.
28:53Okay.
28:55Take good care of Carlos.
28:57Oh, I always do.
29:06Take good care of Carlos.
29:07Yeehaa!
29:09Charlie!
29:16Oh, God.
29:21Oh, God.
29:26Oh!
29:27Whoo!
29:28Oh, God.
29:34Mike, what a small, small world.
29:37Yeah, it sure is.
29:38I caught Edie hiding in the back.
29:40No kidding.
29:41Is she here?
29:45Yeah.
29:46Yeah, she said, um, the jig is up, and then she went to ride the bull.
29:50Oh, and she said you two came together.
29:52Oh, well, yeah, we did.
29:54Uh, I just thought she left.
29:57Are you following me?
29:58What?
30:00Wow.
30:01Now I just came here, you know, with Edie.
30:04We just love to ride that bull.
30:08You ride the bull?
30:09Yeah, yeah, it's a real rush.
30:12Come on, Susan, give me a break.
30:14You know, you give me a break.
30:15I did not follow you here, and even if I had followed you here, it's just because you've
30:19been so secretive about Kendra.
30:20Kendra and I are friends.
30:22And I came here to ride the bull.
30:23Woo!
30:25We got another way to ride the bull!
30:29Oh, my God!
30:33Okay, little dog, you're up.
30:36Oh, fun.
30:38I'm a doggy.
30:39She's a fire dog.
30:43Oh!
30:44Oh, look!
30:57Oh, yeah, I'm here to ride this ball.
31:02Check it out.
31:04Whoo!
31:04OK.
31:06Yeah.
31:07Whoo!
31:09Maybe.
31:10Whoo!
31:25Andrew, you promised you'd stay with your mother.
31:27That's why I gave you the car.
31:29Dad, she wants me out.
31:31She put all my stuff on the front lawn.
31:32This is ridiculous.
31:34I'm going to call her, and I'm going to smooth all this out.
31:36You're going home.
31:37No, Dad, why?
31:38Now I can live with you without feeling guilty.
31:41It'll be perfect.
31:41It'll be like our own little bachelor pad.
31:46What?
31:47Son, that's not going to happen.
31:50Why not?
31:51Andrew, you know, these last few months have been incredibly difficult for me.
31:58There are a lot of things that I've got to work out for myself, and I can't do it if
32:01you're
32:01living with me.
32:02I'm sorry.
32:04I don't care.
32:05All right?
32:06I'm not going back there.
32:08I don't think you have a choice.
32:10But, Dad.
32:11Uh-uh.
32:18Oh.
32:19Come on, now.
32:21Don't...
32:27Heath?
32:29Yeah, it's me.
32:31Do you still have your fake ID?
32:34Yeah, I've got to go home and kiss my mother's ass, and I'm not going to do it sober.
32:45It was more than I needed to know.
32:49He was in shock.
32:50He was totally shocked.
32:51He says, Congressman, this was a campaign.
32:53This was not the vote.
32:54You voted already.
32:56That's what it was.
32:57I love that one.
32:59Oh, the dessert's looking wonderful.
33:03Lynette, do you need any help?
33:04I got it covered.
33:05No problem.
33:06Okay, Scabo, you're up.
33:07Let's hear this genius idea of yours.
33:10Okay.
33:13Uh...
33:14Okay.
33:16The single greatest obstacle facing Spotless Scrub is a lack of visibility.
33:20We need to concentrate ad spending in places where women spend the majority of their time.
33:26For example, large chain grocery stores.
33:30Picture Spotless Scrub ads on the side of every mother's shopping cart.
33:36Interesting.
33:37Oh, you know what would be even better?
33:39Dry cleaning bags.
33:40What?
33:41No, really, hear me out.
33:43Put a big Spotless Scrub ad between a woman and her cashmere sweater.
33:46I guarantee you'll get her attention.
33:47Honey, honey, that's great.
33:48I'm in the middle of a thing here.
33:50Oh.
33:52Listen.
33:52She's got a point.
33:54I would notice that.
33:56And those dry cleaning bags hang in our closets forever, and so it is like constant advertising.
34:01Exactly.
34:03You know, maybe there's a way that we can work that in.
34:04You know what, this is kind of a fantastic idea.
34:07Can we go nationwide with this?
34:09Why not?
34:10Start by targeting the top chain, then branch out from there.
34:13Boom, boom, boom.
34:14Mass saturation.
34:15Oh, you know what else would be a great idea?
34:17Here's the thing.
34:18While Annette was commanding everyone's attention, Susan was trying to remain inconspicuous.
34:26Everybody's looking at me, aren't they?
34:29Just the slapstick fans.
34:31Oh, God.
34:32Why couldn't I have just been knocked unconscious?
34:36Beer?
34:37Absolutely.
34:40Oh.
34:42Ow.
34:44Ow.
34:45Ow.
34:49Susan, this is Kendra.
34:51We've been introduced.
34:52No, this is Kendra.
34:53We've been friends for years.
34:55She's here on a visit.
34:55She's leaving tomorrow.
34:57That's it.
34:58That's true.
34:59I have no designs on this man whatsoever.
35:03I'll be right back.
35:08Sorry about the misunderstanding.
35:10Me too.
35:11So, how long have you two been seeing each other?
35:14Well, you sort of interrupted our first date.
35:17But up until then, smoking hot tension.
35:21Sounds pathetic, I know.
35:22No, I think it's good to take it slow.
35:25You'd be smart to be careful.
35:31Any particular reason?
35:33Look, Mike's a wonderful guy.
35:35Really.
35:36But you should ask him why he moved to Wisteria Lane.
35:41It's one hell of a story.
35:44All right.
35:45Here, I got some ice.
35:47Here you go.
35:48Thanks.
36:02Well, it's been fun.
36:03Thanks, guys.
36:04See you later.
36:05Woo-wee.
36:08Good evening.
36:10Oh, good evening.
36:11Have a seat.
36:17I could get used to this whole closure thing.
36:19I love long goodbyes.
36:21I love long goodbyes.
36:22I love long goodbyes.
36:33Wait around the corner.
36:34I'll be right back.
36:44Smile, Gabriel.
37:03Well, that's it, then.
37:09What are you doing?
37:11She had a camera.
37:12We've got to catch her.
37:16Your husband's gonna kill us.
37:18Come on.
37:22Leave me alone.
37:24Give me that camera right now.
37:25Shut up.
37:26I'm not kidding, old woman.
37:27Stay away from me.
37:28Don't touch me.
37:40Come on in.
37:43Oh, what do you do?
37:46Ah!
37:48Ah!
37:49Ah!
37:50Huh!
37:51Ah!
37:53Ah!
38:16No.
38:19No, you go home.
38:21I'll take care of this.
38:23And you will never hear.
38:26Go.
38:27Go.
38:33Did you see that?
38:35Guy came barreling around the corner and just hit her.
38:38Do you have a cell phone?
38:39Yeah.
38:40Call 911.
38:40Come on.
38:42Yeah.
38:51Oh, my God.
39:13Oh, my God.
39:43I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
39:45No, no, no, no, no. We both know that your career was going so much better than mine before we
39:49had kids. You never let me forget that.
39:51That is not fair.
39:53You are always competing with me, and judging by tonight, you know what? You still are.
39:56Tom, I am sorry about tonight, truly. But these days, if I'm competing with anyone, it's the Brie Vandicamps of
40:03the world with their spotless kitchens and their perfect kids who throw fabulous parties where nothing ever goes wrong.
40:09I try so hard to keep up, but I can't.
40:11Lynette, that's not my expectation.
40:12And when you work on a pitcher, you bring the partners over, I am reminded of a world I left
40:16behind where I was the winner and people tried to keep up with me.
40:20I can't go back. I can't win where I am. I am stuck in the middle, and it is really
40:26starting to get to me.
40:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. For your information, I thought you threw an amazing dinner party tonight. I was thrilled.
40:33I don't know how you pulled it all together.
40:39Yeah, well.
40:40And whether you believe it or not, everyone who knows you thinks that you are a great wife and mother.
40:46No, they don't.
40:47Yes, they do. Especially me.
40:53Thanks.
40:56What's wrong with your eyes?
40:59Nothing. I'm tired.
41:03Turn around. Wait a minute. I want to look at you.
41:04I'm fine, really.
41:08What's going on outside?
41:18Right there.
41:19I don't...
41:23Oh, my God. Thank God you're here.
41:26Will you go take care of Gabrielle? I have to go home for a minute.
41:28All right.
41:34Oh, Andrew. Thank God you're back. I need your help, honey.
41:37There's been an accident.
41:41Andrew?
41:47Mama?
41:52Andrew?
41:53Andrew?
41:58Rex, you need to come home. Something's happened and we need you.
42:14competition it means different things to different people but whether it's a
42:20friendly rivalry or a fight to the death cheers the end result is the same there
42:30will be winners and there will be losers
42:42of course the trick is to know which battles to fight
42:50you see no victory comes without a price
43:08you
43:09you
43:10you
43:10you
43:11you
43:11you
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