00:00They gave us the plans for our first hyperdrive, allowing mankind to open the doors to the stars.
00:08We have assembled a team of unique individuals to protect Earth and our allies.
00:13Courageous pioneers committed to the highest ideals of justice and dedicated to preserving law and order across the new frontier.
00:20These are the adventures of the Galaxy Rangers.
00:30The Galaxy Rangers healed in the sky.
00:34No, there's no glory.
00:37Oh, I think it's fair.
00:40Ready to prove it again.
00:54There's a yellow rose in Texas that I'm-a-gone to see.
00:59No other fella knows her, nobody else but me.
01:03She cried so when I left her, it like to broke her heart.
01:07And if we ever meet again, whenever more we'll part.
01:11You sure you won't stay with the steaks?
01:13You'd make a top-notch officer for the yellow rose.
01:16Dang fine offer, Captain, but I'm homesick.
01:19When do we all touch down?
01:20Huh?
01:21Sensor show unidentified ship closing fast.
01:24Battle stations, boys.
01:26Full shield.
01:31Incoming message, Captain.
01:33Stand by to be boarded, yellow rose.
01:35Do what you're told and nobody will get hurt.
01:38They're after our cargo.
01:39Alert the Galaxy Rangers, Mr. Jenkins.
01:43Yahoo!
01:47This is a yellow rose out of Fort Wyndham, Nebraska.
01:50We're under attack.
01:52We need help, quick.
01:54On our way, Captain.
01:55Hold on.
01:56GV, change course to Nebraska.
01:58Yes, sir.
01:59Course, talk.
02:02The yellow rose is transporting Volvo 15 cattle.
02:06The most advanced genetic engineering went into those cattle.
02:09Those tempting tenderloins are worth their weight in gold.
02:20Power lines are hit.
02:22Mayday, Rangers.
02:23We're hit bad.
02:24Going down.
02:25Mayday.
02:34Mayday.
02:36Mayday.
02:37Mayday.
02:37Mayday.
02:37Mayday.
02:38Mayday.
02:39Mayday.
02:40Mayday.
02:41Mayday.
02:42Mayday.
02:42Mayday.
02:42Mayday.
02:42Mayday.
02:43Mayday.
02:43Mayday.
02:43Mayday.
02:44Mayday.
02:45Mayday.
02:45Mayday.
02:46Mayday.
02:48Mayday.
02:59Good shooting.
03:01Okay, gang.
03:02Time to rustle up some Volvo cattle.
03:04Across.
03:07It's the Galaxy Rangers.
03:10Curses.
03:11You're under arrest. Be boarded or blasted.
03:17Have it your way.
03:19J-19 wingship.
03:21GV, lock in on their power housing.
03:23Yeah, that looks good.
03:27Direct hit.
03:28The Black Hole Gang trying to rustle some bovos.
03:32Power loss. Engine malfunction.
03:37You haven't heard the last of the Black Hole Gang, Rangers.
03:40I'll bet.
03:41They're still under power. Let's go after them.
03:44No, hold up, Goose.
03:45This is Ranger One. Come in, Yellow Rose.
03:48This here's next to it on the Yellow Rose or what's left of it.
03:52Do you require immediate assistance?
03:54You ain't just a whistling Dixie. Come on down.
04:01You warned us about rustlers.
04:04You can bet they'll be back.
04:05We gotta deliver these doggies to Fort Wyndham.
04:08I think we can handle a herd of cows.
04:10Come on, girl.
04:11Nice, Bobo.
04:13Sozo, this isn't working.
04:21These Bobo 15 doggies are mean.
04:24They'll rip the guts out of your ship without half trying.
04:27Tex is right, Captain.
04:28Took a two-week overhaul to get the rows ready for this trip.
04:31Gentlemen, what alternative does that leave us?
04:34Ha!
04:35You fly boys gotta learn to tackle problems head on.
04:38What we need here is a good old-fashioned cattle drive.
04:41You mean a round-up?
04:43Sure thing, little lady, and we'd best start soon or those critters will wander right over the edge of that
04:48cliff.
04:49How about it, Tenderfoot?
04:51I'm game, partner.
04:52We'll call ahead to Fort Wyndham for a party to meet us.
04:55Let's get the Land Rover and horses.
05:01Doc, you and Sozo will stay in orbit with Buzzwang.
05:04Waldo, you command the rover.
05:06Thanks for the loan of your horse.
05:07No hard feelings?
05:08You're welcome to my share of saddle sores any day.
05:11Buck up, son.
05:12Don't think of it as missing all the fun.
05:14Think of it as riding shotgun in the sky.
05:17Kind of catchy.
05:18Move along, little doggie.
05:20Move along.
05:21Riding shotgun in the sky.
05:22Head him up.
05:23Move him out.
05:37System stable, boss.
05:38We're back on line.
05:40Move in as soon as the Yellow Rose lifts off with that payload of Longhorns.
05:45They're moving off the crash site, but on the ground.
05:47You blew this one, Macross.
05:52I'm head of this job.
05:54Get it?
05:56Why, you dirty sidewinder?
06:04Aye, and that's a fine shot.
06:07And you've had your shot, Macross.
06:09This heist ain't over yet.
06:11They're headed for Fort Wyndham.
06:13The cruiser's holding position above the line of march.
06:17Well, they won't get there alive.
06:19Get where to Slappy.
06:20I've got a job for him.
06:28Ma'am, you and your friends are natural-born rovers.
06:31Thanks for the compliment, Mr. Toon.
06:33This sure is fine country.
06:35Yep, they call these bad lands the Rift Ranges,
06:38and Chuck's missing.
06:39You'd best call me Tex.
06:41All right, Tex.
06:42We'll camp right outside Hardlock Pass.
06:45Waldo, we're going to settle in for the night.
06:47I heartily agree.
06:49I'm hungry.
06:50All right, let's round up these cattle for the night.
06:53Your man there's doing a fine job.
06:56Waldo, be careful.
06:58Excuse me, Mr. Bobo!
07:04The ambassador needs some lessons in cowpoke diplomacy.
07:08Pardon me, ma'am.
07:13Zozo, this is the last time I visit a low-tech planet.
07:21I'm pushed.
07:23How about some grub for a hard-working man?
07:26Here you go, Waldo.
07:27Finally, nutrients.
07:30Oh, horrible!
07:33Everything's secure, sir.
07:35Thank you, son.
07:36Captain, time to send out Jenkins' relief.
07:38Slappy?
07:39Yeah!
07:51I'll get that.
07:52What is it, Nico?
07:53I'm all right.
07:54Just for a second, I had the sense of...
07:57It's gone now.
07:58I've lost it.
07:59Sounds crazy if you ask me.
08:01Nobody did, mister.
08:02Now, get back to your post.
08:04I'm going.
08:04Don't bug me!
08:07Yes, this is the life.
08:08Good food, good friends, and plenty of wide-open spaces.
08:12Come on, everybody!
08:13The sun shone bright the day we left, and everything got hot.
08:18But that's the way it's always been.
08:20The sun can't change its parts.
08:22Oh, don't you not!
08:24Oh, don't you cry for us!
08:26Zozo, little buddy, why are we stuck up here in space
08:29while everyone else is down there at the Hootenanny?
08:31It is because we have been proved incompetent around cattle.
08:35Speak for yourself.
08:37You and me, Doc.
08:38Man and Kiwi alone to face the Black Hole Gang.
08:41Ha!
08:42Let's not forget Buzzwang, the Wonder Robot.
08:44You're darn tootin'.
08:46Uh-oh.
08:46Time to put them words to action.
08:50Confirmed.
08:51The Black Hole Gang is coming right for us.
08:54Zozo, alert the ground party.
08:56Buzzwang, I want you on weapons control.
08:58Right.
08:59Yes, sir, I'm ready.
09:00Steady, Buzzwang, on my count.
09:02Four, three, two...
09:05Brace yourselves, fire!
09:12GV, can you tell if that did any damage?
09:14Yes, half his screens are down.
09:17They're still coming.
09:18Either he's crazy, or he's desperate to get to those super sermons.
09:22Lock on weapons, Buzz.
09:23Locked on, they're picking up speed.
09:25Hold your fire, hold.
09:28Now!
09:33Direct hit, but they're still coming.
09:37Delision imminent.
09:39Buzzwang, give me all you've got.
09:43Target lock, Buzz.
09:54Well, that was close.
09:57Get me the captain.
10:01They almost put us out of commission, but we knocked their shields out.
10:05A discouraging word, Doc.
10:07Keep your guard up.
10:08Over and out.
10:18It's slappy.
10:20Perfect.
10:21Because they think your ship is damaged.
10:23Ha!
10:24Ha, ha, ha!
10:25Have you prepared our little surprise?
10:27Sure, boss.
10:28Sure.
10:29Before lunch tomorrow, those Galaxy Rangers are history.
10:32And the Bovo 15 will be easy pickings.
10:38Ha, ha, ha!
10:40Ha, ha, ha!
10:43Come and get it.
10:45Slap it front and center.
10:47Whoa, yeah!
10:50I want you to ride with the Rangers this morning.
10:52What about chickens?
10:54He rides this afternoon, mister.
10:56And that's enough back talk out of you.
10:58Now saddle up.
10:59No, I can't.
11:00I won't.
11:04Slappy, keep going, Loco.
11:06What are you doing?
11:08Why would Slappy refuse to join Miranda?
11:12That's what I spent last night.
11:14This man has betrayed us.
11:16Great space.
11:17He must be the one who tipped off Macross.
11:20Give it up while you still can, Slappy.
11:22I've got a detonator.
11:24Stay back.
11:28Ah-ha-hoo!
11:35Evalanche!
11:42Saddle up, fast!
11:44We got us a stampede!
11:58We'll never turn them before they reach the Badlands Rift!
12:17Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip!
12:19Try to turn the leader away like this!
12:22Yip-yip-yip-yip!
12:23Yee-haw!
12:31My ankle
12:33Miko
12:58Are you all right?
13:00Yes, yes, it's just my ankle
13:10That was some work, cowboy
13:12Does that mean I move up out of the Tenderfoot class?
13:15And how, partner?
13:17Congratulations, we'll have to wait
13:19We've got big trouble
13:20Slappy Blue Hard Luck pass right off the map
13:24That means a hundred mile detour between here and Fort Wyndham
13:28Right
13:29Shucks, we might as well wear bullseye hats
13:32And send the Black Hole Gang an invitation
13:40What do you mean he blew the pass already?
13:43Gutless wonder panicked
13:44Now all that's standing between us and those steers
13:46Is one ranger's ship
13:49Right you are
13:51Let's go get him
13:55Repeat, go to full alert
13:56McCross will come at you with everything he's got
13:58McCross wants another dose of the doctor's medicine
14:01Doc, what are we going to do?
14:03First we attack
14:04Buzzwang, you give great guns, do it again
14:07Give him guns?
14:10Man weapons control if you would, old fellow
14:12Well, of course
14:14You'll have to forgive him, Buzzwang
14:15After all, he is a human
14:17That's quite all right
14:18Check it out
14:19McCross has full shields up
14:21So he was bluffing
14:23Let's see him bluff this
14:27Galaxy rangers
14:28Hold on
14:40I'm calling you out, galaxy rangers
14:42You got something to say, Macross?
14:44Yeah, I'm going to blast you out of the sky
14:46Wait a minute
14:47A minute?
14:48We don't have a minute
14:50Sozo, stomp it
14:51What should I say?
14:52Uh, tell him some kiwi jokes
14:56Are you ready to be blasted?
14:59Say, I know a play-go that is so fast
15:01It sits around the house
15:03Then make the house
15:11Time for some star diving
15:13That's the worst joke I ever heard
15:15I'm thinking this would be a fine time for a space stroll
15:19What have you got up your sleeve, woman?
15:21Just that if I were a ranger
15:23I'd be looking up my sleeve for an ace right about now
15:26Well, two can cheat at this game
15:28Go get him, Daisy
15:30Aye
15:41Here I come
15:43Ready or not
15:53Made it
15:54Oh, you big, beautiful, darling J-19 wing thing
15:58Come to papa
16:06Tripwire, open the lock
16:09I see
16:12Whoa
16:15I didn't say blow it open
16:23Looking for something
16:25I knew it was too good to be true
16:27If you shoot
16:28You'll be doing the galaxy a terrible disservice
16:31Tis a sorry day for you, galaxy ranger
16:48Now watch closely while I sabotage your ship's computer with just one hand
16:52Nothing up my sleeve
16:56What? What's going on?
16:59Power failure
17:01We're dead in space
17:03Maybe you are, but not Macross
17:05Hey boss, wait for us
17:12See you around the campus, Daisy
17:16Zozo, my cross is getting away
17:18Can I follow?
17:19No, I've got a better idea
17:24Congratulations on your promotion, beautiful
17:26What are you blathering about now?
17:28The computer and I are gonna make you head of the black hole gang
17:32For a small feat
17:34Now you're talking my language
17:44Where does he get these ideas?
17:46And what does he do with them?
17:47Well, we can joke about it, but what Doc did took a lot of courage
17:51You mean what he's doing takes a lot of courage
17:55A sheer genius shall always be rewarded
17:58Lemonade, anyone?
17:59And they'll keep their bargain
18:01Ferry that herd to Fort Wyndham, aboard their ship
18:03They have to
18:04Doc's got their ship's computer eating out of his hand
18:07Thank goodness
18:08Do you know what our cruiser would smell like after a cattle run?
18:13Guys, watch what text on me
18:17Say
18:18Hey
18:19Oh, sorry, Doc
18:33Now and again
18:35We need to give up
18:37When something out there is going on
18:40Right in the stars
18:42Yeah, that's the radius
18:43Making it right with a broken stone
18:47Pleasing until it's the dark of the night
18:49Crowds gonna last for the tears
18:53So turn it back when the end is the sight
18:56Turns out you're done
18:58About to be one
19:02We're just like forever
19:04We're never in your beauty call
19:06Baby, here it's in the world
19:08We're just like forever
19:10We're just like forever
19:13We're never in your beauty call
19:15We're never in your beauty call
19:16Baby, here it's in the world
19:17We're just like forever
19:19We're just like forever
19:20Danger out there in the skies
19:23If you're little compromise
19:25Yeah my love
19:25You're just like forever
19:25Everybody
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