00:00I don't talk about golf because I don't care for golf all that much nor do I watch it it
00:04was weird on Sunday Father's Day where that's the U.S. Open yeah no no joke hand to God I
00:10didn't watch a single swing of the U.S. Open this year and I honestly don't even know why it
00:15was in Long Island way out Long Island towards the Hamptons in an Indian reservation called Shinnecock which makes you
00:22think about what that guy had cooking back in the day to get that name like sitting bull got the
00:27name because he sat a lot what do you think
00:29Mr. Shinnegot like he must have been known like Pocahontas must have been like it's enough Shinne it's enough man
00:37I can't take anymore like think about how that guy got that name or that tribe got that name well
00:43considering I would have been a part of that tribe by the way that's a euphemism they would have not
00:47let you near the door I would have been all that would have been like my tribe right there you'd
00:51have been over there with John Smith taking Pocahontas not joining Pocahontas I would have walked down the street they
00:57would have been like clearly he's one of the Shinnecocks
01:00that's messed up that euphemism I believe it had to do with the diet with the what the heavy chicken
01:07diet
01:11I didn't watch a single stroke why I don't know I wish I could tell you that like I'm not
01:17a big guy I guess had a decent he almost collapsed close right
01:22uh I've heard of the golfer that won Wyndham Clark I know a lot about him I know he's won
01:27an open before
01:28yeah I know he's the guy that like uh trashed the locker room yeah and got fined or something like
01:33that yeah people don't like him I don't know like I didn't watch a single stroke but what I found
01:38interesting after the fact there's some British guy on TV who apparently hates uh golf events
01:45in Long Island and wants uh the PGA Tour now to ban all future events from Long Island because I
01:52guess
01:52it goes back to the Ryder Cup a little bit as well okay where the Long Island fans get really
01:56drunk
01:57they think it's the waste management tournament out in Arizona and they abuse the Europeans
02:02and to be like we need more of that in golf not less yeah we do like the idea that
02:07golf's like a
02:08gentleman's game is hogwash like every other sport where athletes make more money than golfers do
02:14right have more trappings of success we're allowed to heckle oh yeah right your mother sucks you suck
02:20your sister sucks hey your mother left the draws of money like whatever it is right yep we wave things
02:26we blow vuvuzelas at soccer games yeah right we hold up pictures of naked women so the guys miss free
02:32throws well like hecklings part of sports right you're normally yeah so Americans like to heckle
02:38so it's hey you lie me bastard I hope you missed that putt live next thing you know what happens
02:44you got people going on TV saying we got to ban all major tournaments on Long Island now I agree
02:51I don't like people on out much either they are obnoxious a lot of them right okay they probably do
02:58drink too much but that's what makes them special right we have our own special brand of scumbags in
03:05Long Island and I support every one of them through and through but it shows you everything that's wrong
03:11with the sport of golf and why I don't watch it and why it's not appointment TV
03:17he's about to swing
03:21we don't want you having too much fun here but we don't want to bring the sport back here because
03:25you guys enjoy yourselves too much and then the other thing was and I've only seen highlights of
03:31it because again I did not watch a single stroke myself live it looked like there was nobody there
03:36well so I'm trying to figure out who is giving the Europeans such a hard time that they want to
03:41ban
03:42the sport from Long Island New York when it looked like there ain't nobody there it's probably dudes that
03:46didn't make the cut it got less crowded as the weekend went supposed to get more crowded no well not
03:52when you have major was that a major it was yeah it's a major but that's the problem with Wyndham
03:57Clark okay first of all what kind of person what kind of name is Wyndham probably European no
04:05he's American Wyndham Clark is not an American I heard the guy talk oh no I'm sorry Wyndham
04:10Clark he's probably an American he's an American the guy there's bitching about the crowd now come on
04:15where you grew up in the mean streets of New Rochelle I grew up in the Bronx Tyrone go ahead
04:19the mean street and by the way the toughest you know you may have seen the movie back in the
04:23day
04:23Fort Apache the Bronx which is about the toughest neighborhood in the Bronx I grew up right next to
04:29it in a place called Riverdale yeah anyway in New Rochelle right well did you hang out with any kids
04:35named Wyndham no I did not right those kids didn't live in New Rochelle no they lived in a nicer
04:41area
04:41probably did right yeah that's why people don't like them
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