00:00Fox Sports reached out to me and they're looking to hire one person and one person only they're
00:06going to pay that person $50,000 I think they need to double that to get better applications
00:13but you have one job this summer you have to watch every single FIFA World Cup match there's 104 of
00:22them you sit in a studio yeah you watch every FIFA World Cup match you probably stream watching
00:29it you tweet about it you Instagram about it and they'll pay you $50,000 is that a job that
00:36you'd
00:36like yeah but the price is I could probably hook you up yeah I would love that yeah I mean
00:41it's a
00:41little low to watch that much soccer I mean it's a little low and my issue is some of those
00:47games
00:47will be boring so it's soccer they're all gonna be boring they're not all gonna be pretty much
00:52I'm a lover 2-1 1-0 0-0 there's high tension in those games I like the sport it's
00:59still gonna be
00:591-0 2-1 it's not gonna be like 9-7 well no that's not gonna happen it's gonna be
01:04like watching a
01:05New York Mets baseball game like very few runs scored very few goals scored sure like I'm just
01:12I'm just wondering what's your number for Fox to essentially lock you in a room like this
01:19yes so multiple TVs a nice view it's for like a month unlimited food and booze if you want it
01:25it's
01:25only a month and it's a month yeah I mean what's the number for you to essentially say to your
01:30family
01:30I'll be back in a month but I'm coming home with cash what's the number how much money oh if
01:36you give
01:37me but I think 50 grand for a month if I do it for the 50 because you if you
01:42annualize that
01:43that's 600,000 dollars a year yeah I take I do it for the 50 you do for 50k yeah
01:48cash cash like
01:50yeah yeah don't be messing with the taxes yeah I would not I would not do it for 50k yeah
01:56but
01:56because you don't enjoy well you also have money no no I ain't got any money I'm broke as a
02:01doornail
02:01all right yeah but 50 grand I think the number's 100 grand for me either you pay me 100 grand
02:08uh-huh you can lock me in the room as long as I got a bathroom I'll watch every second
02:13of every
02:14world cup game for a month for 100k yeah not a good thing is you're in America so the time
02:20zone
02:20doesn't go crazy and unlimited food yeah and booze and weed well I don't think they're gonna provide
02:26the weed no I think they provide the weed if you ask for it they provide I'm sure the food
02:31in the
02:31alcohol or any drink but I don't know if they provide the weed well they don't they don't look
02:36unkindly towards weed because I can tell you that uh I had a certain Heisman Trophy winner on my show
02:42at Fox oh and he brought me weed oh well there you go yeah and they didn't say anything about
02:46it
02:46I had a certain well-known uh musician on the show and you were allowed to smoke weed when he
02:52came by
02:53oh I think Fox is pretty liberal on the weed they might be conservative politically when it comes to
02:59the ganja Fox is your destination well then yeah let's get this done and I'm surprised they put it
03:05out there well you got to go to indeed and sign up for indeed I'm a little bit insulted they
03:10didn't
03:10just call me they have my information via you well don't forget they blew you off for the interview a
03:15couple years ago that's true yeah where they it would have been one thing and I just hired you
03:19sign on scene for this job yeah then you'd have to interview for it no but well I had to
03:24audition
03:25um sort of audition when I was here but they yeah they they canceled the interview before I got to
03:30leave the house to go to it yeah you got 50,000 bucks to watch every single soccer game I'm
03:35there
03:35I think there's thousands of people that would sign up for that right but none of them are as good
03:39as
03:39me well there you go soccer johnson there you go soccer johnson
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